True, many dialects here. I think the farther north/east you go, the faster they speak!
Here in Texas, we're pretty chill about the way we speak. We're not in a rush all the time so we just.... talk! Ya know?
The only thing southern you'll catch us say is "y'all," and a lack of the letter "g" on "-ing" endings on some words..... and that's about it. We aren't UH GIT GIT GIT WHUT ER U DOIN?!?!?! GIT HI-TECNICAAAAAAL.
Oh, speaking of Mario Kart 64, I have a question I've always wondered. Do the sprites for the characters change when you get hit by an item? When hit with anything that sends you in the air or toppling, I've noticed with Luigi (that's the only character I use) that when I fly up in the air it looks as if when he's spinning around he's got his hands in the air, possibly on his head. True, or am I trippin?