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Author Topic: I WANNA KILL BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 4896 times)

« on: September 12, 2002, 02:57:46 PM »
Bill gates and his GOONS bought out RAREware!
NO MORE DONKEY KONG GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE PERFECT DARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2002, 05:43:39 PM »
No,No, I...I refuse to exept it! NOT DONKEY KONG!!! (bursts into tears of which are only seen in Pokemon) Ba..Ba. Banjo Kazooi I can dddddeal with but NOT DONKEY KONG!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Grimlow ready the orcs and wake the dragons we march against the evil emperor at dawn!

« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2002, 06:17:42 PM »
*Tanks roll in*
*Cannons loaded*
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2002, 06:26:10 PM »
Wait, doesn't Nintendo own the rights to Donkey Kong too?
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2002, 06:40:45 PM »
Sort of, but say goodbye to donkey kong racing. Rare has the rights to all the donkey kong adventure games, diddy, dixie, kiddy, tiny, lanky, chunky, cranky, funky, candy, k.Rool, all the bosses, and all the kremlings!

RARE has the rights to the way donkey kong looks right now!
If any further Donkey Kong games are made, Donkey Kong will have to look different!
Maybe like the way he looked in the classic Donkey Kong Games!

GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT NERD HAS GONE TO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE TOOK A HUGE BITE OUT OF NINTENDO!!!!!!

WHAT IF DONKEY KONG GAMES APPEAR ON THE X-BOX?

OR GAMES THAT STAR MEMBERS OF THE KONG FAMILY!

PERFECT DARK GAMES,

BANJO-KAZOOIE?

IF LINUX WAS THE SAME AS WINDOWS, ID SWITCH IN 2 SECONDS

WINDOWS 2000 SUCKS


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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2002, 07:22:08 PM »
OHH MAN, that is bad. But let me point out one thing: BILL GATES IS NOT BEHIND MICROSOFT ANYMORE!!!! He has been removed from executive positions, and he is now only the chief PC software architect. I guarantee it wasn't his idea. Therefore, you need not be mad at poor old Bill, but whoever made this evil action. Before I read this post, I wondered why they said that Rare wasn't gonna make any Star Fox games after the one coming up... and Namco is going to make subsequent ones. Anyway, does this mean that Rare will not be making ANY games for Nintendo anymore? That would sting, to quote somebody from SMS.
That was a joke.

« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2002, 07:50:12 PM »
I wish Bin Ladin hit him with a plane!!!

It's ah me Marioguy
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2002, 10:54:53 AM »
What? Bill Gates and Microsoft never bought out Rareware! That must be a rumor or something... Where did you hear it from?

And, Donkey Kong is (and always has been) owned by Nintendo. Rare only has the license to use the character in  games.
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2002, 03:58:13 PM »
So Rare's gone. Ah, well. It was bound to happen, anyway. Eh, Diddy's voice was getting too high, anyway. I could live without Rare. Hmmm... Does this mean a comeback for DONKEY KONG JR?!? I hope so.

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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2002, 12:58:09 AM »
That would be better anyway... I could like a game with that insane DKjr cabinet art...
That was a joke.

« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2002, 09:43:24 AM »
No Star Fox Adventures? No Banjo-Threeie? No more Donkey Kong in Mario Party? They'll probably have to take DK out of MP4.... That'll make the game take longer to come out... Quarter 1 2004... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dear Lord, no! NO!

Why'd you do it, William? Why? We used to be friends, William. We used to be friends!

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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2002, 09:49:36 AM »
GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!

I looked into it, and all the games, characters, etc. that Rare made while working with Nintendo are stilled owned by Nitendo! Nintendo and Rare will continue to make new games together.

I'm sorry for being so hard on you, William.

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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2002, 03:35:22 PM »
Star Fox Adventures is done already so its coming out no matter what!

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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2002, 10:16:41 PM »
Well duh, everybody knew that.
I had a suspicion that Rare wasn't going to work only for Xbox.
And William... isn't the guy who runs Microsoft. Hasn't everybody heard by now? He's been demoted to a lowly rank. (OK, so he's still the richest dude on Earth...) But even though he does the Xbox demos and stuff, he is still "my friend." The people who are not my friends are the people in Microsoft that developed xbox.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2002, 05:30:11 AM »
Microsoft never bought out Rare! That's just a big rumor...

Donkey Kong and StarFox are and always have been OWNED BY NINTENDO! Rare never owned the rights to those games!

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A world without Nintendo is a world without videogames.

Congratulation''s Nintendo, for over 25 years of videogame excellence!
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2002, 02:35:02 PM »
That wasnt a rumor!
Check out gamespot or planetgamecube and it tells you all about it!

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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2002, 04:18:21 PM »
Gamespot or PlanetGameCube? That's Gamespy sites, you idiot!

Better idea: Go to Nintendo.com!

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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2002, 08:35:35 PM »
Do you honestly think that Nintendo would tell you that kind of stuff up front?
That was a joke.

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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2002, 10:26:31 PM »
Ya know, it's kinda funny that Microsoft bought Rare. It just makes it even more obvious to everyone that the XBOX is bogus piece of junk, and that Microsoft wasn't making any good games that people liked, so they just bought one of the best video game companies to do it for them! But that won't help Microsoft one bit (Hopefully). Nintendo has the good games. Microsoft will fail! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2002, 12:46:35 AM »
My sentiments exactly.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2002, 05:26:15 AM »
What about Sony? They have Squaresoft to make Final Fantasy games...But now that Square is back working with Nintendo, that might all change...

The X-Box is a decent system - not as good as the PS2 or GameCube, but it's still worth being in the competition...

And one more thing... Donkey Kong and StarFox are owned by Nintendo! Rare only had the characters licensed to them so they could use them in games (Donkey Kong Country for example).

But Banjo Kazooie and Perfect Dark were created soley by Rare themselves, so Nintendo doesn't own the rights to those games...
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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2002, 01:50:36 PM »
Why are you calling me an idiot?


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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2002, 01:55:35 PM »
If you're telling me to go to Nintendo.com, PLEASE SHOW ME THE PAGE ON NINTENDO.COM THAT SAYS RARE BOUGHT NINTENDO!
Ya friggin retard!

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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2002, 06:38:26 PM »
Hey Mario Maniac, Yes they are!! most of the games donkey kong has been in was made by rare! although it was originally nintendo's, Rare has taken over DK for awhile! also, yes, so is Starfox! its now owned by rare! nintendo gave them permission to make the games! and you know what? you guys are off topic! this is general MARIO chat, where people come to chat about MARIO! if you guys wanna talk about that please go to the board titled "General Chat"!

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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2002, 06:46:26 PM »
DK and Starfox are NOT, I repeat NOT owned by Rare, and never have been. Haven't you heard that Namco is next up to make Starfox games? Nintendo just licensed Rare to make the games for them. Now, as for the rest of the Kongs, I don't know... but Donkey Kong has always been owned by Nintendo, it's just that the way he currently looks is owned by Rare.
That was a joke.

« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2002, 07:19:47 PM »
The rest of the kongs are owned my rare.
That is all.....

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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2002, 08:07:15 AM »
So you mean that Donkey Kong will have his entire look changed because Rare is gone! Oh my god, this is horrible!

What about Fox, will he still look the same?

STUPID MICROSOFT! I HATE YOU AND YOUR CRUMMY X-BOX! I wish Mario would squirt you with his water pump and drown you in a puddle of sludge! Go get 'im Mario! ATTACK!

At least Sony isn't being a big bully like Microsoft! Good ol' Sony...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2002, 02:08:42 PM »
Sony has GTA3, w00t!!!

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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2002, 02:12:32 PM »
Dude,
Gates is the microsoft founder!
I knoow he was the CEO/executive before, but why would the biggest nerd in the world be aquitted to a lowly rank?

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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2002, 09:46:31 PM »
Because of all that useless antitrust junk they were trying to put on them sometime back. Believe me, it was on like a Microsoft documentary or something! And have you noticed how they're trying to make Xbox seem like a separate company from Microsoft? They don't say Microsoft on any of the (ludicrous) commercials! Because they don't want people to not like Microsoft! And anyway, I don't dislike Microsoft, I just dislike Xbox... anybody else here agree with me about that opinion?
Grand Theft Auto 3, from what I've seen, is no big thing... and it certainly doesn't heighten my liking for Sony. (By the way, my liking for Sony is at 0% right now.)
Mario Maniac, as far as I've heard, DK won't look different because Rare's still going to work with Nintendo, and Fox will look the same, obviously, because Rare didn't design how Fox looks right now, because he's always looked like that! Nintendo owns the rights to how he looks!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/18/2002 8:47:13 PM
That was a joke.

« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2002, 11:42:35 PM »
i will find you, microsoft and make you pay.

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