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« on: February 17, 2006, 09:44:55 PM »
First Line up your birthday month with the message...
1) I slipped on an icecube
2) I glued myself to a monkey
3) I killed a bug
4) I did not kill a bug because of good karma
5) I broke a window
6) I was mean to stupid people
7) Boss sause gives me gas
8 ) My shoe smells like popcorn
9) I got pepper sprayed by an old lady
10) I hit someone with my words because the person told me to eat them
11) I changed my name to carl
12) I got headbutted by a midget
Now match the day number...
1)because I was being stupid.
2)because I'm a nerd.
3)because the older kid told me to.
4)because I watch too many cartoons.
5)because I wanted to.
6)because the letter G is cool.
7)because the color blue is wonderful.
8)because I like pudding cups.
9)because Jello makes me smile.
10)because bologna is spelled funny.
11)because my day made no sense whatsoever.
12)because moldy cheese is neat.
13)because the simpsons is currently on.
14)because thats 70's show is far out.
15)because I lost the remote.
16)because I slipped on an icecube.
17)because my life is violent.
18)because I lost my pet Elmo.
19)because life is a bowl of chopped pianos.
20)because I got an F in math.
21)because I am younger than or older than 21.
22)because Mario told me to.
23)because I wanted to.
24)because uhhh...because...I...had...a...food in...the...cooking thingy.
25)because I went to the movies.
26)because the demons told me to.
27)because Martini is watching.
28)because I was off the computer for a week.
29)because I am scared of spongebob.
30)because I'm a neat person.
31)because there is no reason why.
Mine is, I broke a window because the demons told me to.