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« on: February 04, 2006, 09:48:26 PM »
All rise! The honorable Judge Bob.We have the plaintiff Mario Vs. the defendent Martini. You may be seated.
Judge Bob:Okay Mr. mario, you claim the defendent Martini stole spagetti from your shop. Is this true?
Mario: Yes'a, He stole my spicy meat'a balls too.
Martini: Objection! The plaintiff is badgering the witness!
Judge Bob: There Is no witness!
Martini:Excactly my point!
Mario:Objection!This man is'a an idiot!
Martini:Objection!This man is'a an idiot go home and eat ravioli!
Mario: You'a want'a to mess'a with me?
Judge Bob: Order!!! order in the court!
Mario: sorry your honor
Martini:kiss up
Judge Bob:Enough! On to topic!
Mario:He walked on in and'a stole all of it!
Martini:I payed your wife last night!
Mario: what'a were you'a doing with my wife!!!???
Martini:...nothing
Mario:Hmph
Judge Bob: no tell us martini, this sounds interesting.
Martini:Well it all started in the bar when...
Mario:Your honor! How could you want to hear a story like this!
Judge Bob:Shhhh
Martini:She smiled at me and said...
Mario: Objection!
Judge Bob: Over ruled! now shut your pie hole before I get you arrested!
Martini: Thank you judge. She...
Mario: Drrr drrr drr!
Judge Bob: Thats it! Your outta here! Guards!
*Guards pull away mario*
Mario: You haven't seen the last of me! Gahhhh!
Judge Bob:I call in favor for the defendant!
Martini:Thanks your honor
Judge Bob:(corny sounding)Holla back, one love.
The end
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0 -Yes this story was weird.