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General Chat / Re: Favorite Female Fungi Forums Fmember
« on: February 04, 2006, 09:51:34 PM »
I for one voted for deezer.What a girl.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario court cases
« on: February 04, 2006, 09:48:26 PM »
All rise! The honorable Judge Bob.We have the plaintiff Mario Vs. the defendent Martini. You may be seated.

Judge Bob:Okay Mr. mario, you claim the defendent Martini stole spagetti from your shop. Is this true?
Mario: Yes'a, He stole my spicy meat'a balls too.
Martini: Objection! The plaintiff is badgering the witness!
Judge Bob: There Is no witness!
Martini:Excactly my point!
Mario:Objection!This man is'a an idiot!
Martini:Objection!This man is'a an idiot go home and eat ravioli!
Mario: You'a want'a to mess'a with me?
Judge Bob: Order!!! order in the court!
Mario: sorry your honor
Martini:kiss up
Judge Bob:Enough! On to topic!
Mario:He walked on in and'a stole all of it!
Martini:I payed your wife last night!
Mario: what'a were you'a doing with my wife!!!???
Martini:...nothing
Mario:Hmph
Judge Bob: no tell us martini, this sounds interesting.
Martini:Well it all started in the bar when...
Mario:Your honor! How could you want to hear a story like this!
Judge Bob:Shhhh
Martini:She smiled at me and said...
Mario: Objection!
Judge Bob: Over ruled! now shut your pie hole before I get you arrested!
Martini: Thank you judge. She...
Mario: Drrr drrr drr!
Judge Bob: Thats it! Your outta here! Guards!
*Guards pull away mario*
Mario: You haven't seen the last of me! Gahhhh!
Judge Bob:I call in favor for the defendant!
Martini:Thanks your honor
Judge Bob:(corny sounding)Holla back, one love.
The end

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0 -Yes this story was weird.





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Site Discussion / Re: This website kicks butt
« on: February 04, 2006, 09:26:01 PM »
This is a little <img src="http://homepage.mac.com/wyse/lizardland/misc/16.jpg" valign="top" title="Nope, no hints." border="0" />y if you ask me.<p>

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude

I don't get it.

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General Chat / Re: make your own deezer
« on: February 04, 2006, 09:43:41 AM »
can'a I'a Get'a An AMEN!

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General Chat / Re: I think it's about time ... we saw each other.
« on: February 01, 2006, 03:53:52 PM »
That's the official low self-esteem picture. I want to put "I LOSE" at the bottom of it and post it in the 1337 picture thread.

It's called, a serious picture. I'm cool! cool!cool!cool!I'm cooler than febreeze! That did not make sense because I'm cooler than all cools made of cool cool guys! Gah! A-hem,sorry about that.(steps back slowly)

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General Chat / Myspace.com
« on: January 28, 2006, 10:50:52 AM »
I found a website called http://www.myspace.com/ and it's a website were you meet friends over the internet. My account name is 585 so you can look me up if you are on the website. Does anyone else have an account? Also, Jin's account name is Aznkid.

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General Chat / Re: I think it's about time ... we saw each other.
« on: January 27, 2006, 03:31:03 PM »
Me!

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General Chat / Re: dr_sh0ws
« on: January 26, 2006, 09:35:33 AM »
Well, my mom told him to write that because he was caught sending those E-mails. Now my mom watches over him like a hawk on the computer. So they should stop now.

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Mario Chat / Re: top three favorite Mario
« on: January 25, 2006, 03:37:51 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: Who Killed Toad?
« on: January 25, 2006, 03:16:33 PM »
Thanks everyone.

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Fan Creations / Re: When Dinosaurs dream/ You choose the ending!
« on: January 25, 2006, 01:40:03 PM »
uhhh... Bycicle! Fruit! President Lincon! 4! No wait, stupid me! On the scale of weditaorian, 4 is way past 10 because it is equivilant to 4.0097423823i##@@!@$5.5675339465904.45548352! silly me!

Real answer:5

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General Chat / Re: dr_sh0ws
« on: January 25, 2006, 10:07:48 AM »
I really saw my brother. Hes not very smart either. He can't spell, he's horrible at math, and he's flat out immature. He's been to jail and back, and he never knew how to spell apologize. I don't think it's my younger cousin because she doesn't know how to spell "what" she's only 2 years old.I'm telling you, it's my brother.

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Fan Creations / Re: When Dinosaurs dream/ You choose the ending!
« on: January 24, 2006, 05:34:56 PM »
(sweating like crazy) Uhhh... Ummmm...Purple!

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Mario Chat / Re: top three favorite Mario
« on: January 24, 2006, 05:33:22 PM »
Why did I get to vote twice?

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General Chat / Re: Somebody help me please! Marioboy trouble.......
« on: January 24, 2006, 05:19:05 PM »
I see... I'll have him try again. I am 99% sure you will see results.

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