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Glorb

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« on: May 23, 2009, 06:12:33 PM »
Dear Fungi Forums,

I just looked outside, and there's like a really mean looking gnome outside, looking into my house from outside. I think he intends to burgle me. I need some advice right away.

Love
Glorb
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Toad

« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2009, 06:34:51 PM »
Does he look like David the Gnome, or does he look like one of the Harry Potter gnomes?
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Shyguy92

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 06:36:24 PM »
be an hero
"it's always the present"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2009, 06:45:15 PM »
Go all Glorb on him (basically, do unsavory things to gnomes this time around.).

Rao

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2009, 06:46:32 PM »
Go gnome go!
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Captain Jim

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2009, 06:49:55 PM »



Do that.
No! I don't want that!

Weegee

« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2009, 07:23:22 PM »
First and foremost, be sure to hide your daughter. You know how frisky those dwarven beasties can be.
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PaperLuigi

« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2009, 07:43:11 PM »
Quote from: Shyguy92 on May 23, 2009, 06:36:24 PM
be an hero

No, no...we don't want him to do that. ;)
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Me: Why?

penguinwizard

« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2009, 08:24:00 PM »
Switch to KDE. Problem solved.
You didn't say wot wot.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2009, 08:44:28 PM »
I'd read that Attack of the Lawn Gnomes Goosebumps book, or whatever. Know thine enemy, you know?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

TEM

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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2009, 08:48:40 PM »
I was going to take a picture like Captain Jim but he's pretty much taken the entire cake on that one.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2009, 09:22:41 PM »
Is it a Ninja Gnome or a Tree Gnome?  If it's a Ninja Gnome, use the RYNO.  It will be reduced to smoldering ash.  If it's a Tree Gnome, fight it hand-to-hand; it's only level 2.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2009, 09:37:28 PM »
All I know is, he's got a pointy hat. And I havn't saved up enough cash for a RYNO yet.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2009, 09:47:35 PM »
Does he have katanas?

If you need cash, sell some personal hygienators.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2009, 10:21:32 PM »
I read up on my Goosebumps; sadly, this is an Argentinian sidestepping gnome, not a lawn gnome. He keeps dodging my thrown projectiles and almost got me with his fists.
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