(Of course you've played them before, just as I've played console first-person shooters and at least watched one episode of Pure Pwnage [does it pick up later on? I didn't get much of a good impression from a show about a guy obsessed with Command & Conquer: Generals]. My point was that you don't actively play them as much as you do other genres, while as of late I've been playing them above puzzle games, strategy games, rhythm games, and doujin fighting games combined.)
Back on topic, I think Glorb has a crush on Gordon Freeman.