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Title: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Super-Jesse on August 17, 2007, 05:38:08 PM
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If you thought Mario and Luigi were the only ones that needed to save a princess from an evil kidnapper, think again. I am proud to introduce the Super Chick Sisters, who are on a quest to save Pamela Anderson from the evil Colonel Sanders! Website Kentucky Fried Cruelty's flash game Peta's Super Chick Sisters takes a few visual cues from New Super Mario Bros. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/games/nsmb) and the super brothers even make a cameo, but I won't spoil the entire game from you!

Play through your browser, or download it at the link below!

Link: Peta's Super Chick Sisters (http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/superchicksisters/index.asp)
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 17, 2007, 05:48:23 PM
O_o


Very odd game indeed. The red chick looks more like a young rooster than a hen, though (she's missin' the eyelashes).
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: MEGAߥTE on August 17, 2007, 06:12:47 PM
I hate it when PETA co-opts others' ideas and likenesses for their own distorted causes.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 17, 2007, 06:30:44 PM
I haven't figured out how to beat the final boss... :(
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 17, 2007, 07:08:37 PM
I hate it when PETA co-opts others' ideas and likenesses for their own distorted causes.

Yeah, I agree with ya on that one.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Robert on August 17, 2007, 07:17:25 PM
I haven't figured out how to beat the final boss... :(

You have to get on the edge of the deep fry pool, then jump on the Colonel's head.

Animal right's is a cause worth fighting for, but Peta... well... They have a lot of good people working for good cause, but, there are few... kooks... that find their way into the organization. We can't say they're all bad.

(And last time I checked, wasn't Yoshi Mario's friend? I mean, Mario saved all of the Yoshi kids from Bowser's kid in SMW)

This game, itself, would've had perfect control had your character had some traction beneath her feet and would stop sliding around like she's on ice every time you even tap the button. Other than that, a pretty good game.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Pt_Peach on August 17, 2007, 09:41:49 PM
Cute.

Although it seemed a bit...how do I say it...radical?

KFC doesn't actually do that to the chickens, do they?
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 17, 2007, 09:46:07 PM
Most likely. I've seen some of the things they do to animals in slaughter houses on YouTube.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 17, 2007, 10:31:04 PM
It's probably just my conservative side going, but PETA is nothing but a load of crap. Humans have been eating meat for ages! Is it suddenly unnatural to eat what nature has allowed us to eat?

Oh, and it was also big of them to create a NSMB rip-off and then claim Wii gives people diseases.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Area 64 on August 17, 2007, 10:35:53 PM
That game sucks. If you want a REAL game, play this! (http://peta-sucks.com/tedman.html)
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: SushieBoy on August 17, 2007, 11:30:39 PM
NE89, you got it a bit wrong there, PETA doesn't want people to stop eating meat (Maybe a little so) but they want to make the living conditions of the animals better . You know, like have wide open spaces, have the wide open spaces cleaned up,  have the animals treated nicely and gently. And actually given painkillers when needed. Not chop their beaks of at birth, fattening them up till they can't even stand up, live in a space so cramped you can't even breathe right, have your throats BUUUURN with all the ammonia in the air. Treated badly by workers, and having to go through a boiling hot pool of water before death!    You see what I'm saying?
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Area 64 on August 17, 2007, 11:45:24 PM
Just curious... do you support PETA, SB?
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: SushieBoy on August 18, 2007, 01:38:24 AM
Never heard of PETA until I saw this thread :P
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: The Chef on August 18, 2007, 07:44:07 AM
Fuzzy would've had a field day with this. :P
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 18, 2007, 08:08:30 AM
Darn right he would!

Anyway, I don't really support the PETA at all, but I would like to see better treatment for the animals that'll eventually become the food I eat. Sure, they're gonna die anyway, but there's really no need to torture them beforehand.

So I guess, in a sense, I do support the PETA in that respect. But I'm not really itching to protest or do anything about it anytime soon, and I know for sure I'll be the last to use a video game to gain support from a certain group of people.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Metric on August 18, 2007, 08:14:09 AM
Can't we all just eat Pizza and get along? :3
Gaem lewks fuhn.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 18, 2007, 09:08:03 AM
This is extremely odd.

Don't eat meat.


Eat lots of it!
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: MaxVance on August 18, 2007, 10:35:11 AM
This game fails for publicly humiliating Mario.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 18, 2007, 11:05:23 AM
Well, it would be nice to know that I'm eating the correct version of an animal as opposed to a mutilated, sickly one. That's my stance. Healthy food (i.e. healthy animals) is better for you. However this is one of the reasons why I don't eat a lot of meat anyway, since there's a lot of mutilated sickly animals being made into meat.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: N64 Chick on August 18, 2007, 02:34:26 PM
Heheh. Chicks. If I actually had an internet connection at home I'd take a look at this.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: SushieBoy on August 18, 2007, 05:07:32 PM
Fuzzy would've had a field day with this. :P

He probably is TC. Just becuase he's not on the board anymore doesn't mean he can't play the game.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Super-Jesse on August 19, 2007, 04:26:44 AM
Lookback:

I used way to many exclamation points on this post! I mean, seriously! Did you see how many I used?!!!!!
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 19, 2007, 09:28:14 AM
I think that even the awesome combination of Pamela Anderson, Mario Bros. and Colonel Sanders won't save this one. How many vegan videogamers are there out there, anyway? *Braces self for onslaught*
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Suffix on August 19, 2007, 05:34:14 PM
This little game-type thing would have been a lot better in my sight if they hadn't poked so much fun (or just plain criticized) at Mario. It does show, however, that expressing a message can work in video games.

Personally, I am still going to enjoy KFC. This may sound bad, but... sad chicken meat tastes the same as normal chicken meat.

EDIT: That does sound bad. Maybe I was just a little too ticked off at the Mario mockery.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: bobman37 on August 19, 2007, 06:34:34 PM
I disliked KFC before this game, and I now dislike it even more, regardless of whether the statements were true or not.

Ironically, I had KFC for lunch today. It was the only option.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Super-Jesse on August 19, 2007, 06:49:39 PM
I disliked KFC before this game, and I now dislike it even more, regardless of whether the statements were true or not.

Ironically, I had KFC for lunch today. It was the only option.

How was it the only option? Force fed, or lack of food in your fridge?
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: bobman37 on August 19, 2007, 06:53:32 PM
Strictly speaking, it wasn't the only option. I was at my grandma's house, and she went to get it without me knowing where she was going to get lunch. I was really hungry and didn't feel like disrespecting her by saying "I don't like KFC, do you have something else?" after she treated us to lunch. So I guess I'll eat it, but not willingly.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Luigison on August 19, 2007, 07:21:21 PM
Strictly speaking, it wasn't the only option. I was at my grandma's house, and she went to get it without me knowing where she was going to get lunch. I was really hungry and didn't feel like disrespecting her by saying "I don't like KFC, do you have something else?" after she treated us to lunch. So I guess I'll eat it, but not willingly.
Not willingly?  So I guess your grandma did force feed you. 

IKWYM.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: BP on August 19, 2007, 09:56:30 PM
I'm sure what these people say about the process is true. But I don't really care, because I don't often eat KFC. Though, the chicken there isn't bad. In most other instances, I hate chicken. I wouldn't say it's too much to ask to make the last moments of the fat, delicious chickens' lives enjoyable...
But the game is garbage. Good thing KFC doesn't also torture the cabbages and potatoes.
Or do they...?
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: SolidShroom on August 19, 2007, 10:30:07 PM
Honestly, stupid homebrew games don't affect me at all. But still, I'm really confused about the PETA thing. Yeah animals need better treatment, but people need to eat animals. It's so confusing, but whatever. Heh, someone should show this to Maddox.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Area 64 on August 19, 2007, 11:10:01 PM
He already wrote something on vegetarians. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor) He probably won't write the same kind of article twice.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: SolidShroom on August 20, 2007, 12:46:08 AM
Dude. that's not his only anti-vegetarian stuff. He makes a lot of references to how much he hates vegetarians. I've seen at least 5 things on his site about how much he hates people who don't eat meat.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Pt_Peach on August 20, 2007, 02:30:08 AM
Who eats koalas, monkeys, and toucans?
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on August 20, 2007, 02:38:57 PM
People who live by koalas, monkeys, and toucans...and can catch them.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Pt_Peach on August 20, 2007, 11:30:06 PM
I passed by a KFC today. Thanks to this game, everytime I see the Colonel, I'm seeing devil horns.
Title: Re: Chicks take over New Super Mario Bros.
Post by: Mack_The_Knife on August 30, 2007, 08:04:54 AM
Well, it's propaganda, but it's fun propaganda. I can't beat World 4.