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Title: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Fifth on July 14, 2007, 01:08:16 AM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Ff4fth%2Fmario-breathe.jpg&hash=d37e111dec1bcab62dd04b9e86ed58ea)

You may have seen the ads saying such.

If not: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Ff4fth%2Fad-breathe.gif&hash=ed06eb57c4acb37bcc063b10089bb816)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: SolidShroom on July 14, 2007, 01:09:41 AM: Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: MaxVance on July 14, 2007, 01:21:35 AM: 1. Check that mouth and/or nose is clear.
2. Contract diaphragm.
3. Release diaphragm.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: BP on July 14, 2007, 01:34:44 AM: 1. Firefox
2. Adblock Plus and Adblock Filter.G Updater
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
'Cause I can't even see that GIF, Fifth. Not even when I copy its URL to the address bar. Nice underwater block and coral sprite effects.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: N64 Chick on July 14, 2007, 02:27:34 AM: Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.

Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.

Woot. Randomness.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 14, 2007, 03:16:26 AM: Clicky (http://lizarddude.kontek.net/Breathe.html)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Kojinka on July 14, 2007, 09:00:54 AM: I love the picture, fifth. Very clever.

Quote from: N64 Chick on July 14, 2007, 02:27:34 AM
Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.

Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.

Woot. Randomness.
Wow. You should write a fanfic about those fairies. (once you've finished your other fanfics, or run out of ideas for them, or need to take a break from them)

Quote from: SolidShroom on July 14, 2007, 01:09:41 AM
Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.
I dunno, I think he looks kinda cute in that picture. :)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: MaxVance on July 14, 2007, 04:41:21 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fpickshurr.png&hash=838766d34a7c09cabdf8fb72e1690973)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Glorb on July 14, 2007, 07:16:10 PM: Judging by these ads, I'd say we're the biggest Mario fans there are. I just want to beat up those stupid Akon fans!
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: MaxVance on July 15, 2007, 12:07:40 PM: I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: BP on July 15, 2007, 02:29:12 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg106.imageshack.us%2Fimg106%2F9431%2Fspacesmallgg5.png&hash=f8ffd994fef79df2c60166a1af465ee0) (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/howdoibreatheinspace.JPG)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: The Chef on July 16, 2007, 12:22:37 PM: I have a feeling he may have borrowed a few Blue Lums from Rayman.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Vidgmchtr on July 16, 2007, 06:11:30 PM: Nice artwork.

But with my css script and a bunch of major ad servers blocked with the Terminal, most ads don't appear on my browser anymore, those Google ones included.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: visby007 on July 18, 2007, 08:19:19 AM: looking good! i like it :)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 18, 2007, 03:50:10 PM: Quote from: MaxVance on July 15, 2007, 12:07:40 PM
I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?

He doesn't. That's a Mario-esque robot. ;P
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: N64 Chick on July 18, 2007, 09:32:04 PM: Quote from: Kojinka on July 14, 2007, 09:00:54 AM
Wow. You should write a fanfic about those fairies. (once you've finished your other fanfics, or run out of ideas for them, or need to take a break from them)

I've got my hands full at the moment. Finishing LAS3. Reviving MGWV. All that good stuff. Though if I were to do such a crazy thing, it would totally go in the other fanfics department along with A Kirby Picnic and Melee Café.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: MaxVance on December 30, 2007, 09:00:11 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2FBIrdPerson_block_THIS.png&hash=5425eae5403d6799c004130eeefcec76)

Looks like Mario put out a new album.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 30, 2007, 10:08:38 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ihatecilantro.com%2Fuserpics%2Fcrying_baby_rbby_92.jpg&hash=37376f6f94783109b718bdcfe1ff3acb)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 30, 2007, 10:40:12 PM: Yeah this is the album that actually has that song.

(Hey, that baby is wearing Mario clothes.)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: penguinwizard on December 31, 2007, 01:23:39 AM: Good point. Videogames don't have to make sense. Movies based on videogames make that very clear, where it just seems absurd.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.kaneva.com%2F50846%2F80741%2FMarioRap_la.gif&hash=42271e22074179d42fc969662dc8db06)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 31, 2007, 10:42:47 AM: Wait, what?
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 29, 2008, 04:39:23 AM: Tell him how he's supposed to breathe with no air! (http://lizarddude.kontek.net/NoAir.html)
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 07, 2012, 06:58:50 AM: When you unlock the alternate title screens in Mario Kart 7, one of them explicitly shows Mario holding his breath while driving underwater.
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: Toad on January 07, 2012, 03:23:28 PM: Holding his breath? You mean there's not some kind of magical air bubble that allows drivers to breathe while underwater?
Title: Re: Mario - How Do I Breathe
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 07, 2012, 04:26:06 PM: My brother showed that to me and I was both puzzled and made profoundly aware of the reality of underwater driving. Somebody should try parking in the middle of an aquatic race and make him sweat it out.