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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Mario Maniac on April 10, 2003, 12:30:46 PM
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This is basically a shortened version of CharginChuck's topic: "A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale".
THE RULES:
Each person who posts here may only add 5 words to the story. I'll start:
On a cloudy day, Mario...
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...sang happily about Raisin Bran.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Luigi jumped down a pipe...
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Mario then loudy complained about....
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moldy macadamia mutts in slides.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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But, if Luigi hadn't gone
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sliding down slippery soup slopes,
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Mario would be complaining anyway!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Mario then decided to go....
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Fishing for some apple bread.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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But the ducks ate it.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Mario then screamed like a...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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...fried chicken, but he realized
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Yoshi was laughing at him...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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...through a green pepper plant.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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But then the pepper plant...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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...sneezed violently, attacking Yoshi, and
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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...jumped out of lava to...
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Spin around twice while singing...
Once, I saw a flower, and I picked it, and I smiled, and I ran, and I skipped, and then I fell, and I cried. But then I saw the flower again so I picked it up and I smiled and I ran and...
Edited by - Dairy King on 4/12/2003 10:09:04 PM
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...here we go around the...
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Junk-yard dog's forbidden bone...
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while in the next house,
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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A guy named Bob said....
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"My name was Pete once..."
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Bob then loudly exclaimed: "HEY!"...
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"Where's my squiddlyheimer?" said he.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Mario (finally) appeared in the story...
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but he was licking socks
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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and he got very sick.
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Mario then saw Doctor Mario. ?!
"I''m sorry, but our princess is in another castle."
"Yeah like you''ve said that a million times Toad! Hey, how do you keep getting to the next castle so fast?"
"Through the powers of the warp zone."
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Both then screamed in utter disbelief,
"You're ME!!" and proceeded to run around in a panic.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Until Wario came in farting...
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Plastics are the meaning of life.
If the world goes into a great hunger, we can eat all our old sandels.
"I''m sorry, but our princess is in another castle."
"Yeah like you''ve said that a million times Toad! Hey, how do you keep getting to the next castle so fast?"
"Through the powers of the warp zone."
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and droped a bucket on mario.
6 words, so sue me.
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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."
- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
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Then Mario eats Yoshi's camera.
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Plastics are the meaning of life.
If the world goes into a great hunger, we can eat all our old sandels.
"I''m sorry, but our princess is in another castle."
"Yeah like you''ve said that a million times Toad! Hey, how do you keep getting to the next castle so fast?"
"Through the powers of the warp zone."
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Whoops! I forgot this was the "5 words" story. Thought it was the one you add one sentence to. There are so many stories I can't keep track of 'em all!
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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And Yoshi goes to Disney-Land. (one word)
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Plastics are the meaning of life.
If the world goes into a great hunger, we can eat all our old sandels.
"I''m sorry, but our princess is in another castle."
"Yeah like you''ve said that a million times Toad! Hey, how do you keep getting to the next castle so fast?"
"Through the powers of the warp zone."
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People thought he was part
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Mushroom,Koopa,Goomba & Bob-omb!
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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Waluigi took over Burger King...
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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But then he went bankrupt...
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Because he bought a zuit-suit...
I'm as cute as a banana and twice as yellow!
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Wario fell down a pipe...
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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Into Jim's neighbors' bathroom sink...
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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"This story's messed up!" said...
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Mario Maniac,who went crazy!
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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Waluigi then started a riot...
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Burning torches and painting signs...
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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...of Bowser marrying Princess Peach!
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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Bowser became furious and...
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ate the signs. But then...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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He got a tummy ache...
Once, I saw a flower, and I picked it, and I smiled, and I ran, and I skipped, and then I fell, and I cried. But then I saw the flower again so I picked it up and I smiled and I ran and...
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and heartburn from breathing fire.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then Bowser was embarrassed by...
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Noticing he isn't wearing pants....
Once, I saw a flower, and I picked it, and I smiled, and I ran, and I skipped, and then I fell, and I cried. But then I saw the flower again so I picked it up and I smiled and I ran and...
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but a flower covered kilt.
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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Mario laughed hysterically at him...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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and ate too much pie.
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Then, while Mario was sleeping...
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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Then, while Mario was sleeping...
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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he woke up and yawned.
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Then he danced, somewhat frantically.
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Then, his shoelaces became tangled
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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He tripped and broke his
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pen, which got ink on...
CONGRATULATIONS!
The absolute incarnation of evil, Adolf Hitler, lies in a pool of his own blood. His wrinkled, crimson splattered visage still strains, a jagged- toothed rictus trying to cry out. Insane even in death. Your lips pinched in bitter victory, you kick his head off his remains and spit on his corpse.
-Wolfenstein 3d, 3rd Episode
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a rhinoceros'(s) kilt. This caused...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Mario's dancing, sultry chocolate cupcake...
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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Which didn't make sense, so...
(Hey! You two--Dairy King and Bluto--are the same person! Ha! Now your secret's out!)
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Ohhh, no. Not again.(This same thing happened in Chupperson Wierd's Bored MK III GX topic) I am not him!! Bluto happens to be my brother. We use the same computer, thus that is why we post so close together. There, now our secret is out! And if you don't believe me, you can verify it yourself! Go to the link in either one of our profiles. I am Wimpy and he is Bluto. Swee Pee(still the website) is our friend, but has no relation to our family.
Oh, and I wanted to post for the story too!
Mario then decide to go....
CONGRATULATIONS!
The absolute incarnation of evil, Adolf Hitler, lies in a pool of his own blood. His wrinkled, crimson splattered visage still strains, a jagged- toothed rictus trying to cry out. Insane even in death. Your lips pinched in bitter victory, you kick his head off his remains and spit on his corpse.
-Wolfenstein 3d, 3rd Episode
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Actually, Bluto's reply DID make sense, at least gramatically if not in the context. It could be followed by something like
to grow an orange beard.
So that the full, gramatically-correct sentence is
This caused Mario's dancing, sultry cupcake to grow an orange beard.
See? That makes perfect sense!
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Well, *technically* there shouldn't be a comma b/w dancing and sultry, 'cuz if you switch the adjectives around it would change the meaning implied to the cupcake. So therefore, it seemed the comma seperated the two clauses, in which the 2nd one didn't make any sense.
Anyway, I believe you, Dairy King--and Bluto. It just looked kinda suspicious. lol.
Mashed potatoes came wandering in...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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...to eat darie king and bluto!
(Sixs words, so hang me)
UVG
the ultiment video gamer striks agen!
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Edited by - uvg on 4/25/2003 5:39:26 AM
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Thanks for believing me. As I said, CW made the same error. Meh, no biggie.
Seeing English wasn't fun, Mario..(five words!)
then decided to go and...(another five words!!)
CONGRATULATIONS!
The absolute incarnation of evil, Adolf Hitler, lies in a pool of his own blood. His wrinkled, crimson splattered visage still strains, a jagged- toothed rictus trying to cry out. Insane even in death. Your lips pinched in bitter victory, you kick his head off his remains and spit on his corpse.
-Wolfenstein 3d, 3rd Episode
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eat a crispy chicken sandwich.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then, the sandwich started singing...
(sorry about the placement of my commas in my post, my english ain't much good, and sumtimes i spell werds funni)
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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Heheh...lol. That's 'k. :)
..."Polly wolly doodle all day!"
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Mario then ate the sandwich ...
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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...which emitted a blood-curdling scream.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Terrified by the screeming sandwich...
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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Nah, someone posted 6 (or is it 8?) times in a row. The key to avoid double+ posts is to only click the "reply to topic" button *once*, no matter how long it's taking.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Mario chewed and swallowed quickly.
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He then had a craving...
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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For some chewy, chewy cocobeans!
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Which killed Bowser very quietly.
Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
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They were tried for murder...
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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But Bowser became alive agin...
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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...and married some baked beans.
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While on the honeymoon, Bowser
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decided to gargle some milk
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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& also eat Majoras Mask...
(sorry ive seen kids playing MM on there laptops all day at skool, I just had to write about something from MM...)
Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
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Whooooo-hoooooooo! This stuff is FUNNY! I've been reading all your posts to my story, and I am literally cracking up laughing!
But Majora's Mask tasted salty...
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So Bowser threw it up...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
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The mask hit the floor...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
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And Mario put it on...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
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Then he started dancing again...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
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But then Luigi got jealous...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
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And tossed a Dusty Hammer...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
Edited by - Mario Maniac on 4/29/2003 5:24:30 AM
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which causes his pants to drop.
(6 words in a 5 word post, I'm pure evil >:D )
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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Sapphira screamed, "100th post, suckers!!"
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Luigi tried to censor himself
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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by lighting himself on fire...
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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by lighting himself on fire...
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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by lighting himself on fire...
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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...and teaching Bluto proper posting.
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Burning, Luigi rolled around...
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While Mario got some water...
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And dumped it on Luigi...
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A flower grew out of...
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Yoshi's tail, resulting in a(n)
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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a swarm of bees to
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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a swarm of bees to
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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Fly towards Yoshi's flower and...
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Sting Yoshi on the nose...
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Mario then got mad at...
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The bees; he swatted them...
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With a Deku Stick, which...
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started to sing love ballads...
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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but Mario snapped the stick.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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The stick snapped at Mario.
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And Mario screamed, just like
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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Orange cream soda with fleas.
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Somebody dried to drink Mario's
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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arm, but it was solid.
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Then Mario tried to sing
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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Yankee Doodah, but that wasn't
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as cheesy as Blue's Clues.
Another moment and it would have been... later.
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Luigi began dancing uncontrollably, for
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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His love of Kool Aid.
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
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The Kool Aid attacked Luigi
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He screamed like a little...
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blob of purple putty ink.
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Some Putty ink appeared and
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yelled at Luigi for not
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screaming as well as he
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Then suddenly a ghost appeared
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Dr.Mario interrtuped in a mid-sentence.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Sorry I accidentally continued from page 8.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Backwards pants roamed the streets...
"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
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, but were still not funny.
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Mario caught his backwards pants...
"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
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...then he ate them. Why...
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... the mad dogs ate pie,
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...Mario's backwards pants doesn't know.
"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
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But then Homer Simpson desided...
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to get some backwards pants...
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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..but the store was out.
"I see!" said the blind man, to his deaf son, as the no-legged man walked by.
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Out like a light. Then,
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Eminem ate some M&Ms through...
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a telescope made of rubber...
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This caused the space between...
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...time to vacuum all the
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...dancing backwards pants away that.....
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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...didn't like to eat pie.
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So, He left his pants...
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...backwards on his behind so....
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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the Devils would have to...
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score three goals to beat
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the raging monkey elves. Mario
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decided the best way to
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eat chicken wings was by
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licking them first, but he....
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was kicked by Luigi in
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the right leg and yelled...
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"You stupid piece of dung!"
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Mario and Luigi fought with....
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...their pants on backwards so...
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Mallow came to fix them...
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but gave them wedgies instead.
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Mario cried to his mummy ...
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Then an Egyptian mummy appeared.
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Then Tutankoopa brought some Chomps.
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But Mario just ate the...
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pickled pepperoni pizza plough deedle.
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But all this accomplished was...
Luigi likes to dance in his backwards shirt!
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making pizzas dance on noodles.
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Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/3/2003 4:06:03 PM
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This forced the noodles to...
[Insert signature here]
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...fight Optimus Prime in a
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nail polishing contest. This caused