Author Topic: A Mario Tale (Read 19412 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2003, 11:45:24 PM »

And that doesn't make any sense, so they went to a galactic eclipse.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2003, 05:54:41 PM »

Then the Olsen Twins came back, but they were ravenous monks, and started biting people in the legs and butts, and then Mary Kate died because she had bitten Mario's butt.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2003, 10:09:09 PM »

Then a nuke blew up in the sun.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2003, 04:54:07 PM »

Then Mario urinated up into the air at the sun. Because it had a strong gravitional force, it pasted the sun back together, so it was shining again.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/27/2003 2:56:12 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2003, 09:19:43 PM »

Then everyone, including Mario ran away, and someone yelled to nintendoexpert that a nuke wouldn't blow the sun up, since the sun is a giant nuke anyway!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

SuperJumpMan8 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2003, 11:36:09 PM »

And the dish ran away with the moo moo!

Play my Demo!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2003, 11:55:45 PM »

Then they all traveled to Pianta Village and started doing the Hokey-Pokey!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2003, 03:17:11 PM »

Mario said, "The sky is falling! Run away before we all die a bloody death!"

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2003, 09:40:38 PM »

Then Link came out of nowhere and looked at the sun with his shiny new telescope.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2003, 02:41:41 PM »

Then the sun fried out his eyeballs, and he was blind so he didn't know who kicked his ---, and he was banished from the story because he wasn't Mario related.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 02, 2003, 02:48:24 PM »

And no, CW, just because Link is made by the same person who made Mario doesn't mean he's Mario related, Miyamoto said so himself that he wouldn't put Link and Mario in the same game because they were from two different worlds, but this isn't with Super Smash Bros. because it was an all-star game.

Mario Master · « **Reply #26 on:** April 02, 2003, 08:33:31 PM »

Then Mario went to Outset Island to get some pie (and a new butt). He couldn't swim across the sea so he hopped on the King of Red Lions and rode into the sunset.

Hirocon · « **Reply #27 on:** April 02, 2003, 10:41:12 PM »

Then Mario thought to himself: "Holy Smokes, how did I get into a Zelda game?" So he went to the warp zone and warped back to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #28 on:** April 03, 2003, 11:02:32 PM »

Then Fox warped in . . .
>:-D

Seeing as how Mary-Kate and Ashley got in here, I don't think putting link in was a stretch at all.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/3/2003 9:04:06 PM

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 04, 2003, 04:48:24 PM »

I'm just making fun of real-life people and cartoons, but that doesn't include adding other Nintendo characters that aren't Mario related.