Author Topic: A Mario Interview (Read 50240 times)

jon · « **on:** June 05, 2003, 07:32:29 PM »

Ok, this is what's going on. I will ask a question, you will be like Mario and will answer the question. Ok, here's the first question:

Mario, who do you love? And don't say Bowser's butt.

jon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:03:55 PM »

I guess Mario died. Where is everyone? I've been waiting! Unless.........Peach must be smacking Mario on the head! I have to go save him!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:18:52 PM »

Mario's in the shower, but Mr. Obvious Guy will answer your question.

Answer: I think he has a thing for Peach.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

jon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:26:08 PM »

Good. Now, the next question is:

Who is your evil evil brother?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:29:01 PM »

Mario doesn't have an evil brother. Duh.

jon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:31:37 PM »

That is wrong. The correct answer is WARIO!
At least in my Mario Story.

Ok, NEXT QUESTION!

Does Luigi keep a diary?

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:41:10 PM »

Yes.

I thought this was an interview with Mario, why are you turning it into a trivia game?

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:46:44 PM »

Uhh... sorry, but Wario is not Mario's brother.

jon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:49:12 PM »

For one, you ask questions to the people you're interviewing. Like here, I asked Mario if he knows about Luigi's Diary. If Mario said Yes, that means he must've read it. You can't trust Mario nowadays...not.

Anyways, Mario, where were you born? And don't say "From Mama Luigi".

Sapphira · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2003, 11:35:15 PM »

Mario: In the Mushroom Kingdom (in the Mushroom World/Dimension). Shortly thereafter, Luigi and I were sent to Brooklyn (in the Human world). After being raised there, eventually we stumbled upon the Mushroom Kingdom via strange pipes (Mario Brothers, the arcade game).

[Note that this is my interpretation of it. I even have an entire story about it incorporated into my second fanfic...which, as I said before, I'm not gonna think about posting.]

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2003, 12:32:55 PM »

Well, just because you know about someone's diary doesn't mean you read it.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

jon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2003, 04:03:20 PM »

Mario, you are right, but from the game Paper Mario, you snuk underneath the house and peeked at the diary. But, you do have a point so you get bonus points.

So, Mario, you lived in Brooklin(did I spell that right?). How was life there? What things did you do on your days off from fixing toilets?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2003, 06:05:32 PM »

No you didn't.
Okay, I guess.
Nothing.

jon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2003, 06:07:27 PM »

You did nothing, Mario? What a life, huh? Didn't living with Luigi get on your nerves? I mean, when he says your name, it sounds like "Madio". How do you feel about that?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2003, 06:10:14 PM »

I don't.

And I did nothing on my days off from fixing toilets because I didn't have days off from fixing toilets because I never fixed toilets.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/6/2003 5:12:09 PM