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Author Topic: a new year for the one big unhappy family (please check out)  (Read 3165 times)

« on: January 05, 2006, 06:30:11 AM »
In toadstool's castle....
Toad: The shampane is ready guys!
Peach: I can't wait 'til Parker arrives for new years!
Mario: Parker?
Peach: My fianse....
Mario: WHAT?!?! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS!!?
Toad: ummmm........ he's tan, he wears shades, and uhhh....
Mario: NEVER MIND!!
Luigi: Don't be mad mon, it's okay.
(((BR-R-RING!!!! B-B-B-BRING!!!!)))
Luigi: Hello?
Daisy: Good news!
Luigi: YEAH?!
Daisy: Me and my fianse are getting married for new years!!!!
Luigi: (hangs up) WHAT THE CRAP?!?! THIS GUY'S DONE IT NOW MON!!!!
Mario: What's with the jamacian tone?
Luigi: I'm traveling there in two weeks.
Mario: Oh. Well.... anyway.... THESE GUYS HAVE GOT TO GO DOWN EVEN IF IT MEANS RUINING NEW YEARS!!!!
(ding dong)
Peach: HE'S HERE!!
Pizza Toad: Here are the 4 pizzas you ordered mam.
Princess: Oh. It's you. Thank you kind sir.
P.T.: ONLY AT FAT BOY'S!!!! TAKE CARE!!!!
Peach: Is he really coming?
in basement....
Mario: Bombs?
Luigi: Check! 
Mario: Matches?
Luigi: Check! 
Mario: Brass Knuckles?
Luigi: Check! 
Mario: Stick?
Luigi: Check!
Mario: We're all good!


               Will new years be ruined? Is this parker Peach keeps talking about really coming? uigi and Mario lose Peach and Daisy? Who is this mysterious Parker? Next time on a new year for the one big unhappy family!
 
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2006, 01:27:16 PM »
I don't understand why more than 2 exclamation marks are needed. Noone's that loud.

Glorb

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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2006, 05:45:40 PM »
That story has disturbed me almost to the point of insanity. There, I am insane.

Nice story, though.
every

« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2006, 09:02:12 PM »
Hahaha!  This is great!
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

Ambulance Y

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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 09:16:01 PM »
Ha. Luigi has a Jamacian accent. That was pretty good.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2006, 12:55:10 PM »
Mario: Okay Luigi, we got to find out where these guys live! You take Bloshi. He's a black male Birdo. I'll take Yoshi.Lui....? HUH?!
?: BRING IT ON DUDE!!
?: THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON?!!
Mario: Ohh.... street fight. YAY!! GO LUIGI!! TEAR HIS GUTS OUT!!
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2006, 07:12:04 PM »
Mario: Okay Luigi, we got to find out where these guys live! You take Bloshi. He's a black male Birdo. I'll take Yoshi.Lui....? HUH?!
?: BRING IT ON DUDE!!
?: THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON?!!
Mario: Ohh.... street fight. YAY!! GO LUIGI!! TEAR HIS GUTS OUT!!

ooh, violent ;)
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2006, 05:22:38 PM »
Luigi: Take over my property again and see what happens!
?: PROPERTY!?!? LUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIII!!
Luigi: Wah! Daisy! u-uh-uhh-uh h-h-oo-ow are you d-d-d-doing........hehehehe...........?

short chapter I know but I figured I stop at this little twist. Make people wonder you know




I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2006, 05:35:11 PM »
Oh, I'm wondering, all right.

« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2006, 05:36:08 PM »
 never mind. People like this story so why not?




Daisy: Me and you are so over!
Luigi: Daisy! Wait! Do you wanna ruin new years?!
Daisy: WHAT New Years?!! Maybe when you're in Jamacia you can find some other prettier chick to become your new PROPERTY!!
outside........ Daisy is alone........
Daisy pulls her face off! But wait! it's a mask!
Strange little man: One down............ One to go!
At the castle........

Peach: (crying with her face buried on her bed) He's not coming! That snitch! There's only 2 hours left of new years night!
Butler toad: (calmingly) There there my dear........ you still got Mario........ Oh! I just remembered! We're moving to australia! They're going to tear the place down and rebuild it in australia tomorrow! Isn't it great?!
Peach: WHAT?!!?




How will Peach react to this new discovery? Who was that strange little man? And most importantly, WHY is he trying to get rid our two favorite bros?!!? Find out next time on A Whole New Year For One Big Happy Family!
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2006, 02:33:31 PM »
Luigi: Hey! (on the computer) I got an e-mail from Daisy! Is she forgiving me?! Wait a minute........ www.JyakuzaRekrap@Parker.com? Huh..... must've changed her address. Meet me at the abandoned Fungus Kingdom..........OK! Parker.....sounds so famaliar........

at the mushroom kingdom........
Mario: Hey Peach! Hey Peac......Hey that was my bed! Take it you came here to get beat up ya wrecking ball?!! (boxing stance)Bring it on! Bring it on!
Peach: Mario! We've got to hurry!
At the fungus kingdom........
Peach: You might want to take it from here............
Mario: NO!
Peach; I'm sorry Mario...........I'm............................................sorry...........
Luigi layed on the ground and blood was spilled from his body.........
Peach: Something's burning my eyes........
Mario: I'm going to miss his all vegetarian pizza especially with his secret ingredient h........! Peach! Your eyes are buring right!
Peach: Yes............ but that's not going to stop Luigi's death.............
Mario: Wrong! The fact that your eyes are buring proves it! That isn't blood at all! Luigi's vegetarian pizza contained his favorite secret ingredient he always kept in his pocket no matter what...................HOT SAUCE!! Luigi must've fell so hard when he did that he poped some of his special hot sauce packets!
Peach: Who knocked him out though?
Luigi: uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh......... Huh? oh he was tan, wore shiny shades, and..........
Peach: PARKER?!!
Mario: HAH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! Oh! wait.... that's not good...........
Luigi: He dropped this. (he held a little peach colored ball with a hole in it)
Mario: WAIT! That's one of those new inflatable masks! Put your mouth into the hole, blow, and ((((((((POP)))))))) And there's your mask.
Luigi: DAISY! Then that means...............









Don't miss the exiciting conclusion next time!
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2006, 06:45:45 AM »
Luigi: Wait how do you know about these? Unless.......(punches mario)
?: Aloha!
Luigi: Glorb? (punches) Jman? (punches) Luigi Simpson? (punches) Kirby cheat wizard? (punches) Luigi #98? (punches)
?: OW!
Luigi: Luigi #98!
L #98: That's right!
Luigi: (punches face) I'm Luigi Simpson?! (punches Peach) Kirby cheat wizard?! (Punches Parker who's not even there. (how's that possible?)) Jman!? WHAT'S GOING ON?!!?
   I'll finish with an edit.
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

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