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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #135 on: April 21, 2008, 06:57:26 PM »
It's better to burn out than to fade away, CrossEyed7 (but that was still kinda funny).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #136 on: April 22, 2008, 04:14:19 PM »
This one's long, but here we go.

There are three men in a plane. They crash land in Iran. The Iranians decide to torture them. They told the Americans go get one fruit from your pantry. The first guy comes back with an apple. They tell the American he has to stick the apple all the way up his butt without laughing or they'll shoot him. He gets about half way there and he laughs. He's dead.The second guy comes back with a banana. He has to do the smae thing. He got almost all the way there, but laughed. In heaven the first guy says to the other guy, "You were almost there, why did you laugh? He replied, "I saw the third guy come back with a pinapple."
« Last Edit: April 22, 2008, 04:33:38 PM by star_wolf »
The internet. Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are F.B.I. agents.

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #137 on: April 22, 2008, 05:58:24 PM »
That sounds... familiar. Page 3 familiar.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2008, 06:01:14 PM by Suffix »

« Reply #138 on: April 23, 2008, 03:11:44 PM »
Page 3 familiar? I don't get it.
The internet. Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are F.B.I. agents.

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #139 on: April 23, 2008, 03:13:54 PM »
There's a similar joke on Page 3 consisting of cannibals rather than Iranians.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #140 on: April 23, 2008, 03:51:51 PM »
Took me 3 or 4 times to realize you didn't just type "cannabis".
That was a joke.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #141 on: April 23, 2008, 05:30:05 PM »
Thing is, that would kind of make sense.
every

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #142 on: April 23, 2008, 06:22:26 PM »
Speaking of Cannibals, there are these two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other: does this taste a little funny to you?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #143 on: April 23, 2008, 07:07:44 PM »
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? For buttering up his teacher.
Yeah, it's stupid. On several levels.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #144 on: April 23, 2008, 07:40:54 PM »
Man, I had no idea people carried this many jokes around in their heads.
That was a joke.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #145 on: April 23, 2008, 07:49:45 PM »
Took me 3 or 4 times to realize you didn't just type "cannabis".

"Stick this cannabis up your butt or you die!"
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Super Caterina!

  • Super Cool
« Reply #146 on: April 24, 2008, 02:59:03 PM »
Mr Brown is our official English teacher:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJHxWMRHu18&feature=related

Thankyou very much Mr Brown: we always learn a lot from you! =D
« Last Edit: April 24, 2008, 03:01:42 PM by Super Caterina! »
It's meee, Super Caterina! =D

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #147 on: April 24, 2008, 08:18:17 PM »
Heheh-- that seems like a most entertaining video course. Unfortunately, I think it would sometimes be difficult to learn anything from it, especially that first lesson where he was writing variants of "to be" on the window of that shop. You couldn't read that! Nor was it used in context.

Super Caterina!

  • Super Cool
« Reply #148 on: April 26, 2008, 09:15:09 AM »
Heheh-- that seems like a most entertaining video course. Unfortunately, I think it would sometimes be difficult to learn anything from it, especially that first lesson where he was writing variants of "to be" on the window of that shop. You couldn't read that! Nor was it used in context.

 Mr Brown loves people but people doesn't love him...
(Look that it's an original Candid camera show, not a real English lesson...;p)
It's meee, Super Caterina! =D

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #149 on: April 26, 2008, 10:19:22 AM »
You're trapped in a room with no windows and no door.
All you have is a mirror and a table.
How do you escape?

You look in the mirror,
you see what you saw,
you take the saw,
you cut the table in half,two halves make a whole,
you go through the hole,
and get out.


Two drums, and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba-dum Ksssshhh.

A guy walks into a bar, and says "Ow..." Yeah...

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