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« Reply #195 on: October 18, 2008, 01:31:57 AM »
Why did Glorb go to Target?

He heard boys' pants were half-off!

« Reply #196 on: October 18, 2008, 10:02:02 PM »
Why was Glorb staring at the orange juice carton?

It said "Concentrate"!

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #197 on: October 19, 2008, 11:05:52 AM »
Why was Lizard Dude arrested for looking out the window in the morning?

Because mooning is illegal!
every

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #198 on: October 19, 2008, 11:45:23 AM »
Why can't Helen Keller Lizard Dude drive?

Because she's a woman!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #199 on: October 19, 2008, 01:09:31 PM »
Why was CrossEyed7 disqualified from the Ugly Contest?

They didn't allow professionals!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #200 on: October 19, 2008, 02:18:52 PM »
Who really sucks?

Lizard Dude!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #201 on: October 19, 2008, 02:33:59 PM »
CrossEyed7 is stupid!

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #202 on: October 19, 2008, 02:41:26 PM »
Luigi is in Super Mario Galaxy.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #203 on: October 19, 2008, 03:05:41 PM »
What's not funny?

This whole page.
every

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #204 on: October 19, 2008, 04:02:40 PM »
This is a new low.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #205 on: October 19, 2008, 04:09:55 PM »
Why is this a new low?

Because she's a woman
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #206 on: October 19, 2008, 05:07:44 PM »
No! I don't want that!

« Reply #207 on: October 19, 2008, 06:40:11 PM »
Why is a woman attempting math in the first place?

Because someone has to do it.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Shyguy92

  • Ridicules
« Reply #208 on: October 19, 2008, 08:30:42 PM »
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

She's a Lizard Dude.
"it's always the present"

« Reply #209 on: October 20, 2008, 03:28:00 AM »
^ Best page ever

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