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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: CrossEyed7 on June 08, 2009, 03:43:22 AM
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New thread proposal: People post pictures of girls and I critique.
First up: Leslie Swan, localization manager for most major Nintendo games and voice of Peach and Mona (who she kind of looks like).
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Oh god she looks exactly like my friend's sister I don't like this thread very much anymore.
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Well, after all, it's not "Glorb's Harem". Of course, I was personally holding out for "ShadowBrain's Harem", but since whoever "ShadowBrian" is isn't around, I'll fill in for him.
As for Swan, well, well... I wouldn't put her picture up on my wall, but I'll certainly never watch her name lazily scroll past in game credits quite the same again.
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One of the pioneering female emcees, MC Lyte represents Brooklyn, and could probably kill you with her bare hands.
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Here's some asian woman throwing a baseball. Critique after critiquing MC.
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Ami and Yumi from Hai Hai Puffy AmiYumi.
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MC Lyte: I'm no racist, but I generally tend to like my girls like I like my clouds and vanilla ice cream. That being said, I'm gonna call "butterface" on this one.
Asian woman throwing a baseball: If that's legit, I'm getting season tickets and a pair of binoculars.
The Sisters Puffy: Wait, I thought that was some lame animated show... well, shows you what I know. Anyway, their ages being indeterminable to my eyes, I'll hold off on any majorly provocative comments and just say this: Garish and unconventional, yet endearing (to a point).
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I remember in the old days we didn't know which sex Leslie Swan was.
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Critique. Nao.
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That medallion draws attention to all the right places. Not sure why she's got that pretty head of her's leaning over, though.
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Lol.
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Such an obvious word, and yet...
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Literally anything you Google with safeSearch turned off brings up porn... yes, even including the term, "anything".
Anyways, let us critique.
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CONCAVE NIPPLES.
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Do you think that the brown dots are some sort of vaguely cancerous skin condition or just splotches of something on the photo?
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They're SEXY SPOTS.
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The key word here was "girls". Now put that back on your MySpace where it belongs.
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You are a pathetic excuse for a heterosexual male if you don't get at least a little turned on. I mean, yeah, she's not even real, but dude.
Dude.
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I'd hit it. :P
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I'd hit that like a freight train hits hapless bovines.
I mean, yeah, she's not even real
Isn't that the point of this thread? I was under the impression that we were referring exclusively to Vidya Harems here. Let's classify: Is this topic intended to objectify, lol, I mean, discuss just video game chicks like the one above, or babes in general such as my previous contribution?
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Well, considering that this whole thing was sparked by a picture of Bill Kaulitz, I'd say anything goes.
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Wait a minute... is that...
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HOLY CRAP THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.
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I remember my mother's reaction when she first saw a picture of Tira in one of my gaming magazines when I was 12. It wasn't pretty.
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ShadowBrain, what's your opinion on Juno Eclipse?
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I remember my mother's reaction when she first saw a picture of Tira in one of my gaming magazines when I was 12. It wasn't pretty.
But wouldn't the pages have been stuck together by then? DISREGARD THAT; NOTHING WAS SAID
Anyways, I suppose she gave the standard "objectification of women in today's chauvinistic society" rant? Or, was it perhaps the ever-appreciated "you shouldn't be looking at that sort of thing / I'd better keep a closer eye on your personal life" speech?
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Or worse; maybe she really liked it.
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You are a pathetic excuse for a heterosexual male if you don't get at least a little turned on.
Fear not, my friend, fear not.
Tira: Though I did expect pre-loading for this to be the official art for her (which is better), I'd be lying if I said that didn't make me sit up a little straighter in my seat. One thing I can say about that girl: I'm glad she's gone to the trouble of already removing half her clothes.
Juno Eclipse: The figure of a hand-puppet snake and the face to match. Also, thanks for spelling my name right, Turtlekid.
Isn't that the point of this thread? I was under the impression that we were referring exclusively to Vidya Harems here.
Hell, I'd prefer it (but yeah, if you want to trot out Megan Fox or what-have-you, I'll not complain).
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The figure of a hand-puppet snake and the face to match.
Now that you mention it, the illusion is uncanny: Her lower torso and legs resemble a gigantic wrist... with a bracelet, to boot.
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Okay, I'm going to bring a Naruto-gal (http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/026/e/c/Naruto___Kurenai_Yuuhi_by_DarkGX.jpg) into this; don't shoot me, please.*
*linked because of huge image size.
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Fixed. (http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/026/e/c/Naruto___Kurenai_Yuuhi_by_DarkGX.jpg)
Nice... err, ladythings, anyway. Shame about the face.
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Major Motoko Kusanagi, one of the main protagonists in the Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex series.
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LOL Shadowbrian check out this lady I drew she's really sexxxy would you HIT IT or would you QUIT IT?! LOL!
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TEM wins this thread.
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Kuromatsu wins this thread.
Fixed.
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Would you hit it... or would it hit you?
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She looks more likely to "Sieg Heil!" you than anything else.
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Even after Kuromatsu's good drawing, TEM still wins this thread.
Fixed.
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HEY NO STEALTH EDITS MISTER
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Should I give in to the fad and change the name of the topic to "You Get Aroused, You Lose"?
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I had an idea like that once, only for dirty Scrabble. It got shot down like a grouse during hunting season.
Meanwhile... whoa, slow down, people! Once again, in order:
Kurenai Yuui: The simplistic style, unnervingly flaming eyes/brick wall background, and overall Naruto-ness numb a little of what, in scholarly circles, we like to call "teh hawtnes", but the cleavage somehow makes it all worth the view.
Major Motoko Kusanagi: For whatever reason, the phrase "epically fine" springs to mind. However, is she kneeeling in front of Santa's Workshop?
ladyXXXXX: Draw a hyper-realistic version of that and you may just raise my heartbeat.
Kuromatsu's Girl: Not bad for a drawing, but you'll have to switch the collective size of her chest and head before I'll really want to look at it.
Mrs. Arrow: Yes, Superman wears his underwear on the outside, but it works because he's a guy, not a waistless Amazonian Eva Braun impersonator.
Additionally, I saw Glorb's sig immortalizing TEM's post well before I entered this thread.
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Tara Strong, the voice for countless popular cartoon characters, among them PowerPuff Girls' Bubbles, FairlyOdd Parents' Timmy Turner, and Xiaolin Showdown's Omi.
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I don't think I can, with good conscience, make flirtatious comments concerning the voice of Timmy Turner. Be that as it may, though it's hard to ascertain the exact appearance of her face, I'm going to once again fall back on a solid "eh". (but certainly not the same "eh" as before, now...)
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Okay, I'll take one last stab today at eliciting something more than an "eh."
Behold, not one, but two Hayden Panettierres. (http://hollywoodcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hayden-panettiere-1152x864-27800.jpg)*
*Again, linked because of inconvenient size.
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You just picked her because of Heroes and Kingdom Hearts.
Admit it.
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And what's wrong with that?
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You just picked her because of Heroes and Kingdom Hearts.
Admit it.
Nope, just Heroes. I don't care for her performance in KH.
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Hayden Panettierres: Questionably eyeliner aside, helloooo...
Speaking of inconvenient size...
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Speaking of inconvenient size...
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Power Girl.
Suddenly, it hit me that you might hit it, ShadowBrain.
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Like a punching bag that killed my parents.
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DUDE HE MENT WULD YOU DO HER
JESUS CRIST
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Wow, I'm glad practically no female members attend this site on a daily basis. They might get a little mad at this topic.
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Heed Rule 30 (http://media.funlol.com/content/img/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet.jpg), boys and
gir... more boys.
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If that picture was in "You Freak, You Lose" I would've lost.
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DUDE HE MENT WULD YOU DO HER
JESUS CRIST
Uh... yeah, I know...
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This is getting out of hand.
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That's what ShadowBrain said.
(about something else)
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You appear to be somewhat out of sorts, Crosseyed. First the MS Paint-quality monstrosity of a "woman" shown above, and then a quasi-suggestive reference directed towards Shadowbrain? Hm.
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Weird things happen to me when I stay up too late. I should probably try and get to bed before 3 before now. Seems that's when the crazy takes over.
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As both are, at the present time, rendered nameless...
CE7 Pic #1: Well, that's technically two pictures, but then again, Siamese twins are technically two people. But I digress. Now, this girl appears to be someone I see increasingly these days: Real Cute, not as in "really attractive" (she's somewhat plain, in fact, in both cliched MySpacey shots: Camera Arm in Shot and Looking Off-Screen), but as in "realistically, I could imagine walking by this person and thinking 'hey, alright...'". There's an invisible gap between standards of attractiveness on the internet and in real life: Whereas looking at this picture online barely elicits a reaction, I might be tempted to follow her a bit with my gaze were she to pass me by at school. Likwise, while your average videogame vixen fan art usually lends little more than increasingly uncomfortable jeans, I'd probably have the sexual equivalent of a grand mal seizure if Mai Shiranui suddenly showed up while I'm standing in line for a Venti. Then again, she's not actually real, but I digress once more.
CE7 Pic #2: I like eboy as much as the next art-minded gamer, but I think he should stick to what he does best: Fashioning two-page spreads in computer magazines, not transexual giantesses in Mardi Gras garb. I'll give him props for the basketball boobs, though.
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HEY SHADOWBRAIN WHAT ABOUT THIS WOMAN DO YOU THINK SHE'S HOT LOL
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PL YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
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EDIT: But seriously ShadowBrain, every harem needs a fat chick.
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shyguy92sucksballs
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Not PL? I mean, shyguy hasn't even posted here.
As for the fat chick, I respond with nothing more than a hearty "no".
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Yes he did.
PL YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
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How do you rate Tsunade?
Yes, she's from Naruto, but with less emphasis on the strangely colored eyes, and more emphasis on... worthwhile elements.
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What is it with anime-style chicks and pointy nipples?
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Anyone who allegedly sucks balls (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12279.msg548684#msg548684) probably doesn't have ultimate jurisdiction over such pressing matters as the funnyosity of fellow members. PL YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY AWESOME. Anyways,
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Sure, Candy here already belongs to Crosseyed, but you know you still want her.
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Turtlekid1, for a Christian, you sure are naughty. :/
Besides, Tsuande's an old woman underneath her jutsu. Also, Weegee, where do you get all these strange/hilarious pictures?
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Turtlekid1, for a Christian, you sure are naughty. :/
I was under the impression that this whole thread was supposed to be satirical.
:P
And ShadowBrain didn't need to know that she's using a jutsu... :/
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No worries though. Weegee and I have posted some pretty edgy pics too and we're both Christians.
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shyguy92sucksballs
dude don't be mean i'm crying right now
Anyone who allegedly sucks balls (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12279.msg548684#msg548684)
Oh god, Jered made an account...
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I typed "unexpectedly arousing" into Google Images (SafeSearch on), and found this picture. I SWEAR TO YOU.
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So... hit or quit?
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Well, it's not the first image, but it is on the first page. However...
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...this image appears before it does. CrossEyed has some explaining to do.
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Also, Weegee, where do you get all these strange/hilarious pictures?
Uncyclopedia x Google Images รท Encyclopaedia Dramatica = Infinite pictoral possibilities and/or death by eye rape.
Turtlekid1, for a Christian, you sure are naughty. :/
Don't fret over it, Turtlekid. Heck, the only reason why I'm yet to post something capable of serious evaluation is because most of my propositions have already been submitted.
CrossEyed has some explaining to do.
On Crosseyed's behalf: Political savvy is sexy too, you know. Don't diss our Reaganator.
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...this image appears before it does. CrossEyed has some explaining to do.
It's arousing, but not in an unexpected way.
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Tsunade: There's only two other types of people I know with dots on their head: My brother and a large number of Indian women. That aside, the angle of the, uh, shot is somewhat awkward, though the (football) boobs once again make up for the overall Narutardedness (speaking of which, as I am lacking in that quality, I was somewhat uncertain as to the precise definition of "jutsu". I looked it up, and... yeah, I guess that could explain it).
"Candy": As for the fat chick, I respond with nothing more than a hearty "no".
PL's Girl: Her face and demeanor regrettably bring to mind innumerable, irritating "hot" schoolgirls, and after five or six pages of well-endowed lasses, her (curiously tropical bikini-clad) chest is a like a blast of cold air. But hey, she's not that bad.
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So ShadowBrain, you like big boobs huh?
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How about her? Good or bad?
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PL's Girl: That right there's the poster child for why push-up bras need to be government mandated. But still, pretty boneriffic.
Michelle O.: I dare not comment, lest Barack tap into Eagle Eye and unleash a world of hurt on me.
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If you wouldn't, you're a racist.
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A GIRL HAS INFILTRATED THIS FORUM'S INNERMOST SANCTUM OF MASCULINITY
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Anyways, I seem to suddenly be feeling that pang of guilt which I've managed to evade for so many months. This is the equivalent of having a Rabbi walk in while you're telling Jew jokes. No offense, of course.
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Yeah, I feel kind of awkward posting this picture now.
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Yeah, I'm going to step in here and say you guys should know better than this.
I'm all for attractive girls but the Fungi Forums is not the place to be posting pictures like these. This thread has just become an attempt to push the acceptable limit.
I hate to be the buzz kill, I really do, but surely you guys can resume this thread on 4chan.