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Mr. Melee

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« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2005, 03:28:21 PM »
Peach eats Mario, who wakes up in his bed, realizing its all a dream.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Jman

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« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2005, 04:15:10 PM »
Or IS It?  Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Bowser locked Mario in a room and forced him to watch every crappy show ever made. 
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2005, 04:55:19 PM »
Mario screemed: "No, not Hong Kong Phooey!"
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2005, 05:12:17 PM »
Then Luigi Simpson came in and shamelessly advertised his thread, then rescued Mario from Hong Kong Phooey.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2005, 05:21:56 PM »
Bowser appeared, though, and wrecked the party.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Suffix

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« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2005, 07:01:04 PM »
Floorboards cracked and the roof was raised into the exosphere at Bowser's fury!

« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2005, 07:46:55 PM »
Whan Bowser crashed the party, he stole a star from everybody.

« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2005, 07:51:28 PM »
Then the Eternal Star yelled, "Look! A Chain Chomp!", pulled down it's pants, farted a mighty fart, exploded, then turned Waluigi into a pizza, to which Wario licked his lips and ate his brother.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2005, 08:21:28 PM »
Wario sarted going on an eating spree for the *insert ###########.........* time.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2005, 12:08:47 AM »
Then Wario noticed that instead of starting, he sarted, so that meant he turned into a clearing.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Glorb

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« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2006, 06:47:29 PM »
Then it happened...
every

Jman

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« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2006, 10:14:53 PM »
Then Mario said "I am the terror that flaps in the night.  I fix drains by day, and shoot fireballs at night.  I am Mario Mario!"
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2006, 06:06:52 PM »
"Too many sent.'s." said Mario.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Jman

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« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2006, 04:53:21 PM »
Whoops.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2006, 04:58:11 PM »
"Hey-a, who said that-a?" Mario asked loudly.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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