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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1185 on: February 05, 2011, 10:36:45 PM »
I'd dunk that.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1186 on: February 19, 2011, 10:52:51 PM »


Is that actually what the boxes look like, or is he really holding a picture of an iPad?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #1187 on: February 19, 2011, 10:57:33 PM »


Incredibly enough, that's the actual packaging...



...and this is the actual product.
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« Reply #1188 on: February 20, 2011, 11:51:35 AM »
Not exactly a crazy ad, but I need to stop seeing these all over the internet. With every passing eye and application my chances go down, down, down, yonder.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1189 on: March 12, 2011, 11:39:12 AM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1190 on: March 25, 2011, 11:15:55 PM »


"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1191 on: March 26, 2011, 07:17:48 PM »


The hell?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1192 on: March 30, 2011, 08:20:42 PM »


American Express does not necessarily endorse black children and white children playing together.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1193 on: March 31, 2011, 07:34:58 AM »
There were some condom ads around here the other day... who authorized that?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1194 on: March 31, 2011, 07:45:41 AM »
Adam Malkovich?
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but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1195 on: April 01, 2011, 05:42:24 PM »


Ready your trollfaces.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1196 on: April 03, 2011, 01:50:15 PM »
Daycare Alert System
Text message, phone call, email 5 minute setup. As low as $20/month
thecampuswire.com

A... texting... daycare? What, is it just a camera that watches the kid and texts you if the kid's about to eat something poisonous? That wouldn't be a good idea.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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« Reply #1197 on: April 03, 2011, 03:41:59 PM »
Maybe it's a reminder service for daycare providers. Like, you're all working up in a daycare, torrenting some movies, and then your phone rings and you answer it and a recorded voice is all like "Hey, are you watching the kid? Make sure it's not eating its poop or nothing" and you're all like "[darn], I forgot, I'm supposed to be watching a kid instead of torrenting movies" and you go and stop the kid from eating its poop just in time. And it just sends you stuff periodically throughout your work shift like "Hey, remember that kids don't bounce" and "Don't forget to feed it sometimes" and other little helpful things like that.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1198 on: April 04, 2011, 06:42:09 AM »

Except not really because then we can't see the screen.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1199 on: April 04, 2011, 10:21:26 PM »
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