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« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2012, 02:20:23 PM »
One of the first-gen Wii U title  is a Western-outsourced spin-off of Super Mario Bros. A M-rated hack-n-slash starring the antagonistic Bowser, the lead designer describe it as a "darker, violent, badbutt action game that is the antithesis of the Mario games. Something that older, action-game-loving people could enjoy." and justify the jarring tone shift with "I think it's important to give Bowser a total badbutt edge to be a potentially M-Rated game.". The game flops miserably, leading Nintendo to cancel an unannounced localisation of Mother 3 for the 3DS e-shop in order to recoup costs.

« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2012, 03:58:36 PM »
Mario gives up his life of adventure and settles down as the owner of a ranch.
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« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2012, 05:55:42 PM »
I see what you did there.

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« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2012, 06:40:58 PM »
Took me a moment, but I see it too.

« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2012, 06:45:44 PM »
Word is Miyamoto liked my idea. :B
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« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2012, 07:52:48 PM »
I don't see it, sorry.
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« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2012, 08:01:20 PM »
Ever played Ocarina of Time? Talon, the owner of Lon Lon Ranch, looks just like Mario.
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« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2012, 08:06:37 PM »
Oh.

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« Reply #53 on: October 27, 2012, 06:42:18 AM »
Mario becomes a Pokémon trainer.
To help get money for power ups.
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« Reply #54 on: October 27, 2012, 07:54:04 AM »
Valve buys Nintendo and makes Super Mario Bros.:Source. The next Mario game takes years to come out, and it has an ARG.
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« Reply #55 on: October 27, 2012, 11:42:00 AM »
Mario becomes a Pokémon trainer.
To help get money for power ups.

...because the Mushroom Kingdom isn't already drowning in gold coins? And since when is Pokémon training known to be a well-paying career option?

« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2012, 12:49:57 PM »
Pokemon trainers can easily max out their wallet in less than a day, something Mario hasn't been able to do since TTYD.
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« Reply #57 on: October 27, 2012, 05:52:18 PM »
New Super Mario Bros. 2?

« Reply #58 on: October 27, 2012, 08:00:13 PM »
Inflation.
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« Reply #59 on: November 03, 2012, 06:30:21 PM »
Mario becomes half a monkey.
 And is renamed Goku.
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