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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: dc804 on February 10, 2009, 01:50:37 PM
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Baby is born
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"Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!"
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Kid is toilet trained.
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Lizard Dude?
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Kid learns to read.
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Kid goes to school.
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Kid forgets how to read.
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Kid gets sent to detention for peaking at girl's undies.
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Kid secretly starts wearing girl's undies.
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Stern father with mustache finds out about it.
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Kid insolently pulls on father's mustache.
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Stern father gets ****ed, pulls out his belt and screams "IT'S GOOFY TIME!"
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Kid runs away from home with some peanut butter sandwiches in tow, not realizing that they have salmonella.
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Kid gets sick, crawls under a bridge and prepares to die alone.
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Kid gets rescued by a millionaire do-gooder.
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Millionaire adopts him and the kid becomes a rich, spoiled brat.
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New millionaire dad is never around; kid is mostly raised by illegal immigrant maid.
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Kid becomes depressed and decides (after listening to Rammstein) to shoot up his school...with a water gun!
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Kid discovers porn, and isn't depressed anymore.
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Kid develops unrealistic ideas of sexuality and is never quite right.
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Porn industry falls apart because the ignorant people who look at it finally recognize it for the disgusting and perverted crap that it really is.
The kid keeps his unrealistic ideas of sexuality, gets five girls pregnant and gets AIDS.
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Despite having twelve children to provide for, kid manages to pass the fourth grade with flying colors.
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Kid discovers hentai and likes it better than real porn.
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Kid attempts to romance fictional character Chun-Li
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Kid spends five years learning Japanese.
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Kid writes script to a hentai movie and makes millions then makes three sequels and becomes director.
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Kid dies of AIDS. Hentai industry falls apart because loser fanboys stop drawing it.
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One million points to whoever makes a movie about this kid's life.
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Kid's body decomposes. His remains grow up to be a nice tree. His soul remains in limbo to this day.
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Tree is gradually cut down by another boy. A sad book about it is written by Shel Silverstein.
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The other boy (who is now very old) sits down on the stump of the tree who was unhealthily obsessed with porn and asks deep, philosophical questions about the meaning of cheese.
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Other boy begins feeding his new interest by spraying Cheez Whiz directly into his throat.
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Oh
my
this
is
really
out of hand.
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Other boy discovers TMK forums.
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Other boy creates Lets count to grown up FOR REAL topic.
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Other boy reads through the thread one day and sees that it follows his life exactly.
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Other boy freaks out.
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Other boy secretly starts wearing girl's undies.
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Other by secretly starts wearing bra.
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Other boy secretly starts wearing blouses.
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Other boy gets a sex change and doesn't keep it secret.
edit: Other boy is now known as girl.
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Other "girl" becomes transsexual model and makes millions.
(Ugh...I really should shoot myself for posting that).
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Girl suddenly remembers that when she was other boy, he liked girls. But now that other boy is girl, it is harder to get girls because there aren't too many other girls who would want to date a girl that was a guy. So girl goes back to being other boy to get girls easier.
edit: and secretly still wears thong
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God kills other boy with lightning bolt because this has gotten way out of hand.
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God remembers that other boy was his only friend. God is depressed.
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God creates more other boys. God is happy. Story ends due to lack of public interest.
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Since the story ended, the Earth in that story blows up.
THE END
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THE END is toilet trained.
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THE END learns to read.
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THE END goes to school.
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THE END forgets how to read.
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THE END wears girl's undies, but since she's a girl, it's not a big deal.
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THE END is killed by Snake.
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Snake wears girl's undies.
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Snake gets married.
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Snake becomes depressed and learns that this is because people in a place called TMK forums are controlling his world, making him depressed, porn obsessed, diseased, alcoholic and wear his daughters underwear. So Snake jumps out of his world, into the real world, and goes off to kill the people who post on TMK who make his life miserable. dc804 is who he targets first for making the topic.
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Solid Snake wants to fight! Snake sends out Otacon!
dc804: Go...CrossEyed7!
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CrossEyed7 wears girl's undies.
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Let's stick to fiction please.
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If that was in the You Laugh, You Lose topic, I would've lost.
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dc804 uses BIRD
BIRD carries Snake away
5000 experience points