Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Koopaslaya on May 10, 2004, 03:53:53 PM
Title: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 10, 2004, 03:53:53 PM
OK, heres the deal come up with the randomest, funniestoxymoron wins. Everyone knows what they are like Jumbo Shrimp or something. Well who ever's makes me laugh most wins the grand prize... umm there is no grand prize! Just a pat on the back, and a tip of the hat to you.
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Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Screech on May 10, 2004, 04:08:41 PM
Snooze alarm.
I might be Sadib...
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Nameneko on May 10, 2004, 04:15:37 PM
Sane Newbie
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: ¥tterbiJúm on May 10, 2004, 04:36:47 PM
Oh man, I got a bunch of 'em stored up. Here comes:
Alone Together Constant Variable Jumbo Shrimp (already said) Government Organization Living Dead Pretty Ugly New Classic Act Naturally Authentic Copy Guest Host Whole Piece Shout Quietly Awfully Nice
That's just a sample.
Bozone, n.: The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Markio on May 10, 2004, 04:44:01 PM
Stupid genius Truly fake completely unfinished
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: MEGAߥTE on May 10, 2004, 05:25:39 PM
My favorite has always been:
Microsoft Works
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: ¥tterbiJúm on May 10, 2004, 05:46:16 PM
A tour guide was leading a group of military personel through an old building. As they climbed the stairs, the guide said, "Watch your heads as we get to the top. There's a nasty protruding ceiling." When the guide reached the top, she turned around and watched as each person after her bumped their heads one-by-one. After they got to the top, she asked them, "What group are you?" They said, "Military Intelligence."
So mine is: Military Intelligence
Bozone, n.: The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 10, 2004, 05:56:01 PM
MEGAߥTE is in the lead so far, `cmon, you guys can top that one!
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Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Screech on May 10, 2004, 05:58:24 PM
Rap music.
I might be Sadib...
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Markio on May 10, 2004, 07:36:34 PM
I'm not trying to be racist, I heard this on "Just Married":
Mexican Food
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Insane Steve on May 10, 2004, 07:54:59 PM
American Justice System.
MEGAߥTE took my first one.
~I.S.~
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 10, 2004, 09:58:13 PM
¥tterbiJúm took mine.
Ah well:
Pretty Ugly
(meh)
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/10/2004 9:00:34 PM
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: ¥tterbiJúm on May 10, 2004, 10:06:06 PM
PlayStation 4
Bozone, n.: The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Nameneko on May 12, 2004, 10:50:54 PM
Headbutt
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Luigison on May 12, 2004, 11:42:04 PM
Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/12/2004 10:44:10 PM
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 13, 2004, 04:45:53 PM
I'm really liking the Pictures..... Oh, the contest ends in one (1) week.
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Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: WarpRattler on May 18, 2004, 09:51:03 PM
Politically correct
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who ....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 19, 2004, 05:28:34 AM
Hurry one, Hurry ALL! TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY that you can post an oxymoron for the contest. Feel free to drop other oxymorons in here after the contest, but you will not be included after tomorrow in the contest. SO... `cmon guys and gals! Get posting!!
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Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Do The Mario! on May 19, 2004, 10:24:56 AM
Clean Mexican Straightly gay Master Hand Light black Baby Bowser 1337 gentleman Sit up(s) Good Monday Average Joe (if we're talking about the Joe I know) Dark sun Zero Wing Unfunny joke
That's all for now.
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!
Title: Re: Oxymoron contest.
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 22, 2004, 06:47:45 PM
MEGAߥTE is the winner. Luigison with a close second. Very creative. "Mad props to both ya`all.