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Title: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: BP on July 25, 2015, 07:20:23 PM
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"No movie is without sin," is the motto of CinemaSins (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYUQQgogVeQY8cMQamhHJcg). And the time has come for Super Mario Bros. to pay for its crimes. Or, at least... be scathingly criticized for them, step-by-step, in a video one-fifth as long as the movie itself.

Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros. In 21 Minutes Or Less (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQHnPOYc5Q)

Justice is served!

If you haven't got 20 minutes to spare, perhaps the also recently-released <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGkMSY_[bundle of sticks]">Honest Trailer for the film[/url] by Screen Junkies will hold you over.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on July 26, 2015, 02:11:40 AM
I enjoyed it, but I was able to endure the entire movie length of the Rifftrax, which was awesome, as movie criticisms/jokes go.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 26, 2015, 06:40:12 PM
Are you sure a thread can capture the topic? It seems like it would require several volumes.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Weegee on July 27, 2015, 03:42:06 PM
I think it would take roughly 104 minutes to see everything wrong with the movie.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: BP on July 27, 2015, 03:51:31 PM
I think the at least three points in the video, where the narrator responds to a scene with something to the effect of "God, this movie" instead of actually explaining why the scene is stupid, say it. The number at the end isn't important, and actually really very good movies get the Sins treatment, but even the bad ones usually don't get dinged three times for being dumb beyond words.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 27, 2015, 07:56:13 PM
I think it would take roughly 104 minutes to see everything wrong with the movie.

Winning.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 27, 2015, 11:33:20 PM
That hook thing always stood out to me as an incredibly stupid thing -- how did Luigi land on the hook, why did he pretend like he was flying and repeatedly tell Mario to jump, how did Mario not see the hook from where he was standing (it only actually looks like flying from the angle the camera's at), and what the hell was the point of the sequence anyway?
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: The Chef on July 28, 2015, 03:06:24 PM
I just realized he completely missed Mario's "There are no brakes!" line at the end of the car chase, when just a few shots ago we clearly saw the car breaking. It's also really obvious that that line was added in post.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Toad on July 28, 2015, 06:37:55 PM
.. what the hell was the point of the sequence anyway?

They had to get out of the elevator shaft somehow, and also Daisy had catch them on camera at some point.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Luigison on August 22, 2015, 12:02:52 PM
Maybe we'll get a new movie with less wrong with it:  http://fortune.com/2015/08/21/nintendo-movie-partnerships/
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 23, 2015, 09:41:51 AM
I swear they announced the same thing back when I was in middle school and nothing came of it, but of course, these decisions do ping-pong around... frankly, imagining a better Mario movie is practically a small hobby for me at times, so here's hoping they could right this wrong eventually.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Weegee on August 23, 2015, 06:53:17 PM
Didn't the Sony leaks reveal they were talking about a Super Smash Bros. movie?

I didn't put much stock in movie news because it usually falls through at one stage or another.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 23, 2015, 08:41:39 PM
I didn't put much stock in movie news because it usually falls through at one stage or another.
it usually falls through at one stage or another.
at one stage or another.
stage
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Weegee on August 23, 2015, 09:43:28 PM
What are you, some kind of weirdo Sonic fan? We call them LEVELS around here, son.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: The Chef on August 23, 2015, 09:53:34 PM
What are you, some kind of weirdo Sonic fan? We call them LEVELS around here, son.

*WORLDS
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: bobbysq1337 on August 23, 2015, 09:57:39 PM
*GALAXIES
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 24, 2015, 03:37:30 PM
If the Mario Maker videos are anything to go by, they are "courses".
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 24, 2015, 05:25:00 PM
"Zones," you fools!
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: Weegee on August 24, 2015, 06:20:18 PM
Next you're going to tell me you say extra lives or chances instead of extra dudes.
Title: Re: Everything Wrong With the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Post by: The Chef on August 25, 2015, 01:26:00 AM
I thought it was "free men".

Also:
"Zones," you fools!
What are you, some kind of weirdo Sonic fan?