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Title: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 27, 2011, 06:26:55 PM

Link (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/white-house-releases-what-it-says-is-obamas-long-form-birth-certificate/).

And here (http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf)'s the PDF.

His mom's name is Stanley, in case you didn't already know.

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: Weegee on April 27, 2011, 06:37:44 PM

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.julieadams.biz%2Fweneedathirdparty%2Fimages%2Fteaparty_protest.jpg&hash=13bf2a724f6db965e3a25086fc2115e2)

"The gummint obviously modi... modificate... err, they gone done changed his birth cer-tificate. He's still a foreigner at heart, anyway. Real 'Muricans got names like Ronald or George, not Bay-rack."

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 27, 2011, 07:13:29 PM

Notice how the X in "Single" in line 3 is partly outside of the box? He's not fully human.

Also there's faint pencil Xs above "Twin" and "Triplet," which mean he has five ghost siblings floating above us. Watching us.

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 27, 2011, 07:42:17 PM

I mean...it's not like it was doubtful before.

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 27, 2011, 08:05:11 PM

If a zombie ever gets to run for president, I would love to see them ask for his death certificate.

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: Weegee on April 27, 2011, 09:06:57 PM

OMG ITZ FAEK (http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/04/obama-birth-certificate-adobe-illustrator-reveals-different-layers/)

In related news, Trump now wants Obama's college records released (http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/obamas-release-of-birth-certificate-does-little-to-allay-birther-fears/2011/04/27/AFv4RP1E_story.html).

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on April 27, 2011, 09:15:30 PM

This...this is... I'm so disgusted right now. This incredibly racists, awful, non-issue BS makes me so angry. And Trump. Oh, good God, Trump needs to shut his mouth. Not that he will, but still.

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 28, 2011, 01:43:37 AM

He seems more interested in Obama's birth certificate than real issues. That alone should tell you enough about how competent a leader he'd be.

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: Weegee on April 28, 2011, 12:41:22 PM

At least Trump can relate to the American People: What's not to like about a megalomaniacal billionaire with a bad wig?

Title: Re: Obama releases long-form birth certificate
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 28, 2011, 01:12:53 PM

Well, we've got the wig thing down for sure. And we're megalomaniacal to an extent.

But we're certainly not rich.