Why does Mario eat mushroom? Why do they make him power up? Heres the story:
Mario and Luigi are part of the Mushroom Kingdom clan. Humans of this clan can eat mushrooms or burritos to make them power up. When Mario was on the set of Super Mario Bros., he hated the mushroom, but liked the burrito. So he ate the burrito insted of the mushroom. But, when ever Mario tried to jump, he farted. Sure, it made his jump higher, but it also made the game very stinky! He even killed the original Bowser, since it was so vile smelling, it could be smelled at 123,456,789 miles away. Eventually, they hired another Koopa, who looked exactly the same, who was also named Bowser, the game was remade and Mario stuck to mushrooms. The end!
P.S. *Farts*
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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
