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Title: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 09, 2008, 01:20:47 PM
So... before I realized what an incredibly lame game Neopets was, I was on the forum there one day when I came across a topic about what not to do at Wal-Mart, often with humorous answers to the question...  so here we go, even if it is a rip-off.  I wonder what kind of twisted things Mario fans can think of...

I'll start out:

1. Push a cart down the aisle then jump on yelling "WHEEEEEE!"  This works best in front of the check out lanes.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Glorb on April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM
2. Try and buy games there.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 09, 2008, 01:37:29 PM
I've purchased quite a few games from Wal-Mart, good ones that were sold out at places like Toys "R" Us and Best Buy.

Also I think this should be in Forum Games.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: goodie on April 09, 2008, 01:43:11 PM
3. Put on a cape and run down the aisles shouting, "Come Robin, To the Batcave!"
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: SushieBoy on April 09, 2008, 02:36:06 PM
Play hide and seek or tag. It's very fun but risky.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: BP on April 09, 2008, 05:34:52 PM
Be.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Super-Jesse on April 09, 2008, 06:48:48 PM
Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

The above referenced post is full of epic win.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 09, 2008, 07:23:11 PM
Quote from: Glorb on April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM
2. Try and buy games there.
LOL

Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
"The score is oogy to boogy."
"I already had boogy!"

The official list(s): http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: missingno on April 09, 2008, 11:59:05 PM
Quote from: Glorb on April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM
2. Try and buy games there.
I once got Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones and Klax/Marble Madness for GBA for six dollars.

Don't get me wrong, it's the worst port of MM I've ever played, but it's easily worth it for FE.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 10, 2008, 11:09:37 AM
7. Grab a melon from the produce section, go into a restroom stall (make sure there are plenty of people in the other stalls), make moaning noises and drop the melon in the toilet.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Keiji Dragon on April 12, 2008, 09:56:52 PM
Picking your nose.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: dc804 on April 13, 2008, 12:02:36 PM
get a job there
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: missingno on April 16, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on April 10, 2008, 11:09:37 AM
7. Grab a melon from the produce section, go into a restroom stall (make sure there are plenty of people in the other stalls), make moaning noises and drop the melon in the toilet.

Or you could just sneak in a giant rock for better effects.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Super-Jesse on April 16, 2008, 06:32:05 PM
Buy a CD.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 18, 2008, 01:07:26 AM
Murder little kids in the bathroom.

-LD
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 18, 2008, 07:01:19 AM
Well, yes, that's definitely a biggie...
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on April 18, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
Make a trail of tomato juice leading to one of the bathrooms.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: kirbyman on April 20, 2008, 05:07:22 AM
In an aisle, yell "Attention K-Mart Shoppers!"
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Luigalaxy on April 20, 2008, 05:54:39 AM
Use the DIY Checkout thing (I cant recall the real name). It's pathetic. It crashes pretty much a the time.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Jman on April 24, 2008, 04:56:54 PM
Film a music video.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: kirbyman on April 26, 2008, 07:53:22 AM
YELL
THIS LOUD!!!

Okay, maybe you can do that...
I've seen  a lot of people do that,
and the employees don't seem to care.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 26, 2008, 03:18:28 PM
Walk swiftly around wearing an INS hat with a determined look on your face.
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: dc804 on April 26, 2008, 08:13:55 PM
work overtime
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 27, 2008, 06:06:36 AM
Come out of the bathrooms with some toilet paper sticking out of your pants, approach an employee, and say, "I need some help in there."
Title: Re: Things not to do in Wal-Mart
Post by: dc804 on April 27, 2008, 09:46:56 AM
leave your wallet there