Author Topic: Mario's Battlefield (Read 22988 times)

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 07, 2008, 08:12:35 AM »

^ Daisy is already dead.

Bowser: Bowser was walking one day when he fell down a carefully concealed hole in the ground. As it was dark he lit a torch using his breath. Unfortunately, he had accidentally uncovered a secret TNT silo, and blew himself up.

Masher101 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 23, 2008, 11:49:10 PM »

Mwahaha! Time to kill off poor inocent Mario characters!

Goombella: Goombella was walking down the road when a French guy walked up and mistook her for a brown mushroom, the most delightful food in all of France. So... he ate her. And it was NOT a pretty sight, at all.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #47 on:** February 24, 2008, 12:15:30 AM »

bowser tried to breathe fire at toad but accidently breathed in the fire and ran around in a circle coughing up smoke, bowser finally suffocates then falls on vivian. ow....
OH! and the fire makes bowser and vivian explode, there now they stay dead

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #48 on:** May 16, 2008, 09:39:01 PM »

Let's try to start this again...

Daisy somehow survives and is the latest member of the Safe House! Everyone else starts over again!

Alive:

Boo
Luigi
Mario
Wario
Koops
Peach
Daisy
Birdo
Mz. Mouz
Bow
Bowser
Goombella
Vivian
Daisy

Dead Pit:

DK

Safe House:

Paratroopa
Daisy

DK:
Like usual, DK was hungry for a bananna. As he was about to grab one, Peach fell out of the sky onto him. DK's accidantily ate her, and didn't notice. He continued eating Banannas, and suddenly Peach ripped out of his stomach with a chainsaw. And... uh...yeah. And then Peach filled DK's body with stones and threw him in the river, Nursery Story Style!

jmdblazer · « **Reply #49 on:** May 18, 2008, 08:53:48 AM »

Birdo: birdo was walking her cat when she (he?) saw an ice cream truck and started running after it. It wouldn't stop so Birdo shot an egg at the ice cream truck and it stopped. An angry toad comes out of the truck with a rocket launcher and shot birdo's head off.

kirbyman · « **Reply #50 on:** May 18, 2008, 11:01:23 AM »

Boo is a ghost.
He was strolling and realized he was an alive dead thing that was half-half alive/dead.
He got confused and his brain exploded.

Tenac999 · « **Reply #51 on:** June 06, 2008, 04:40:42 PM »

Koops: Ahhh... a happy day at Koopa Beach, and Koops is just laying down in the sun. Soon Mario, who is intent on rescueing Peach from Bowser's castle, decides to take a ride on poor old Koops, who has to had Shell Surgery every month because of his terrible shell... when he see's mario, he hides in his shell, not that it makes any difference, Mario jumps onto him and his shell cracks into about a million peices and he's laying there scared and naked for the rest of the day, soon the sun dries his skin out so much that he dies, and a million years later some random person finds him and revives him with a "Fossil Reviver" .When Koops comes back alive, a person named "Tenac999" comes in and shoots everybody including Koops, so Koops dies two times....

Goomba-koopa hybrid · « **Reply #52 on:** April 12, 2009, 10:52:09 AM »

Mario: He is in a feild one day, and finds a poison mushroom Not aware of its intoxicants , He dies from intoxication. The hearse then accidentily hits luigi.

wheelman543 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 12, 2009, 04:15:09 PM »

redacted

Kojinka · « **Reply #54 on:** April 12, 2009, 04:18:36 PM »

Bowser: With Mario out of the way, Bowser was able to capture Peach and conquer the Mushroom Kingdom with little trouble. As he was crossing the final bridge over lava, he slipped on a banana peel that was discarded by Diddy Kong. Peach is thrown in to the air, but lands safely on the other side. Bowser hangs on the edge of the bridge by two fingers for dear life. Being the merciful princess, Peach runs over to assist Bowser, but a scalding hot hammer jumps out of the lava, striking the Koopa King. Having lost his grip, Bowser fell toward the boiling lava until he landed on a skull raft full of zombie Goombas. Having no where to run, Bowser's body was devoured by the undead.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #55 on:** April 12, 2009, 04:33:37 PM »

Peach: Peach was sunbathing in her garden when Squirps's spacecraft crash-landed on top of her.

Goomba-koopa hybrid · « **Reply #56 on:** May 08, 2009, 01:13:19 PM »

Heh,Heh!Wario:Goombella tries to ease the pain of Mario and Luigis deaths by traveling with Wario and him having a New Badge Called the M emblem badge!(he has marios clothes on basically.) Goombella talks so much,It knocks out Warios Stirrup bone in the ear.He being so NASTY thinks it is a peices of his Snot.He eats his stirrup bones and chokes Goombella not noticing his death keeps walking and talking not noticing anything.He falls in to Rougeport waters and is eaten by a Nibbles!

cosmic_c · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:53:15 PM »

Luigi: Luigi saw all the death going around him so he tried to save himself, He quickly ran to the same house and locked himself in. He then swallowed the key and turned around to see Daisy. Daisy then repeated "Hi I'm Daisy" for 48 hours straight. Luigi's head swelled and he died. Luckily for Paratrooper he had ear plugs.

gliscor885 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 16, 2011, 03:41:43 PM »

Daisy: daisy was walking through a meadow. Bowser Jr. Appeared and stuck a hose into her belly button. With the machine in her navel bowser Jr. Started pumping. She started expanding for 3 minutes. The inflated daisy finally exploded.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #59 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:56:15 PM »

I don't think hoses work like that. Or bellybuttons for that matter.