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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2013, 11:53:38 AM »
Missiles can have on-board guidance systems.  Not every video game homing missile is alive.
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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2013, 03:33:56 PM »
There are sentient Bullet Bills in Mario Party Advance and two of the Mario & Sonic games. They even have dialog.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2013, 03:53:36 PM »
Then the cannons are probably alive too. Think about it. If Bullet Bills are alive would they REALLY hang out with a dead cannon that often?
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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2013, 04:27:25 PM »
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2013, 09:03:13 PM »
but how can they move if there dead!!!!!!????!!!???!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!!!???!?!?!?1
Bill blasters
My mind is telling me no... My body is telling me no too, just so you know.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2013, 10:01:50 PM »
Bill Blasters are probably alive too

« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2013, 06:52:34 AM »
Bullet Bills, Bill Blasters, and Bob-ombs are Metal-type

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2013, 10:52:40 AM »
Bullet Bills started out as just standard missiles with scary faces painted on them. Over time, more technology was added to them, starting with the heat-seeking models in SMB3,and later onboard computers able to make basic decisions, eventually culminating in models that are now fully self-aware. Different models coexist side by side, for cost reasons, and there are still dumb ones, but many of them are now sentient.
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« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2013, 05:13:33 PM »
How much must one cost to make? Bowser has to be losing a fortune.
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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2013, 05:58:47 PM »
Consider for a moment that this is a world where gold coins are literally everywhere and that Bowser is the king of his own nation....

« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2013, 01:09:55 AM »
Then the cannons are probably alive too. Think about it. If Bullet Bills are alive would they REALLY hang out with a dead cannon that often?
Ah, but Bullet Bills are dead
My mind is telling me no... My body is telling me no too, just so you know.

« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2013, 01:21:36 AM »
HEY how about torpedo teds?
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2013, 01:51:07 AM »
Bullet Bills aren't dead and Torpedo Teds probably have gills.

The Teds' launchers must be alive. They even have hands for goodness' sake
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Tavros

  • he was hello
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2013, 06:14:05 AM »
Everything in Mario is alive. EVERYTHING
read jitsu wa watashi wa

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2013, 08:41:58 AM »
Not when I'm through with 'em!

#whoa #confidence #iwentthere
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