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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: waddle_doo on January 17, 2010, 02:03:22 PM
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Really simple!
Here's how you play:
You post a stupid reason of why the person that posted before you should be banned.
Example:
Person 1: Let's start the game!
Person 2: For starting the game
Person 1: For not being me
Person 2: For not eating a cookie at this moment
Person 1: For being the person that responded to my posts
Person 3: For not being that person
Person 2: For being the 3rd person to be in this game
You can also you silly things like:
For smelling really bad!
Fr nt beng abel 2 typ increctly
Anyway, go start now. :P
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For starting this thread.
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For not being Lizard Dude.
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For worshipping Lizard Dude.
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For probably being one of the people that posted a lame thing in You Laugh You Lose.
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For not appreciating my refined, sophisticated sense of potty humour.
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For having a sense of potty humour in the first place.
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For having an avatar featuring Ash Ketchum.
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For ignoring the fact that Ultima Shadow is Australian.
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I foresee this topic getting out of hand.
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For foreseeing that this topic will get out of hand.
(yeah, it probably will, but hey, we may as well have some fun before then)
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For having an AIM.
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For always missing the bowl. lolseewhatididthere
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For being Canadian.
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For posting in such an immature thread.
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For blaming something on turtlekid when you did it too.
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For having no depth perception.
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for have no depth whatsoever.
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For have poor grammar.
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For blaming something on waddle_doo when you did it, too.
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I don't think anyone should be banned but I'm interested in what other people would say about me.
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U SUCK AND SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
AGAIN
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For typing in all caps.
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For saying what I would have said.
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For... waddling in my path. I like Kuro though, even if I only know her (him?) through the drawing request thread.
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For not realizing that Kuromatsu (formerly Metal_Slug_Mario) is male.
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For not being sensitive to the fact that some of us who haven't yet fully come to terms with our sexuality are more comfortable for now imagining Kuromatsu as female when in the privacy of our own homes.
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For having a 7 on the end of his name; what I want to know is where are the other six CrossEyeds?
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For being 0 years old. you need to be at least 13!
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For being a new member.
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For being an old member.
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For being so turtley.
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For having a "@" in his signature.
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For not having "Internet" capitalized in his signature.
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For not having a signature.
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for not being awesome.
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(https://people.mozilla.com/~dolske/tmp/awesome.png)
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For not listing a reason why waddle_doo should be banned.
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For taking up for me.
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For...I just don't like you.
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For not being liked by anyone at all.
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For being short.
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For not knowing that I am almost 5' 3"
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For making me lol.
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For celebrating a year on Fungi Forums.
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For having seven words.
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For giving such a lame reason. :P
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For posting ":P".
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For reposting ":P"
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For having a confusing signature.
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For being one of only a few people who's responding to this thread.
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For being a penguinwizard and casting no icey spells!!!
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For spelling "icy" wrong.
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for not realizing I misspelled "icey" on purpose.
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For being a cycloptic FREAK.
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For being a Canadian FREAK.
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For capitalizing "FREAK." And "Canadian."
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For liking TWAYTUWS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
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For posting ASCII reproductive organs.
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Uh...doesn't that...kind of...apply to you?
inb4accidentalflamewar
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For not realizing the awesome genius Weegee and I share.
GLORB AND WEEGEE FOR PRESIDENT
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'Cuz Glorb is a weird name.
Speakin' of you, Glorb and Weegee, you really should get a continue, you're both already down to one life!
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For not knowing that Glorb and Weegee have Infinite Lives turned on.
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(Quick side note: Me and my subordinate associate Glorb technically have two lives left, as life counters traditionally decrease from one to zero, and then to Game Over.)
For stealing my would-be signature.
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For thinking the life thing referred to the way things are displayed on life counters as opposed to actual number of lives. And for being close to being banned anyway.
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for saying that better than I would have.
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For being a lackey of King Dedede.
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For not properly addressing His Majesty, King of all Dreamlanders, King Dedede!
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For having a king whose name sounds like that Carlos Mencia thing.
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For making me laugh.
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For being easily amused.
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for being uneasily amused. (Though I didn't get it either?)
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For believing all swears should be "censord!!!!!!"
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For not rechecking my post after it was changed
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You, for making me look like a moron.
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for being eleven.
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For having one eye that shoots beams.
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For not having any eyes that shoot beams.
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For liking turtles too much.
Well I guess the tortoise... *shades* lost by a hare. YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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For referring to a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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For not knowing that's not what I was going for. There was the "I Like Turtles" kid reference and I was trying to do a Horatio Caine impression. And the tortoise and hare has shown up in non-Bugs cartoons before. I mean, there have been Bugs Bunny cartoons to touch on that tale, and it sounds like a joke Bugs would do, but I wasn't going for that.
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for posting more than two lines in a forum game.
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For failing to realize that at my screen resolution of 1440x900, it IS two lines.
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For having such a badass monitor.
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For being coolkid.
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For having a very vague name.
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For being too good at accomplishing things in Mario games very quickly.
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For not appreciating having a Mario master in our midst.
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Logically, posting in this thread means you have tacitly agreed that you SHOULD be banned, given that once your post is "above" someone else's, you have agreed that you should be banned.
Time to start the banning fires.
(Note that this logic doesn't apply towards me, given that I am capable of handing OUT bans.)
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For not realizing that posts in Forum Games don't count, or that he's perfectly capable of being banned by Deezer or MEGAߥTE.
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For nevertheless questioning distinctly proven authority.
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For not being willing to question authority. Fight the power, man!
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For telling jdaster64 to fight authority on a Mario forum.
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For having max stats.
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for missing the point.
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For wanting Mario to be more emotional
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For not playing Super Mario Bros. Online.
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For making me install that atrocity of a clickteam game when it doesn't even work, and while the servers are offline.
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Both of you should be banned because I keep getting your names mixed up.
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For not playing Super Mario Bros. Online, regardless of clickteam-ness or server uptime convenience (which I'll admit is poor for Central Time and westward).
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For living somewhere in North America's untamed, nigh-uninhabitable western badlands. EAST COAST 4 LIF, MY NIZZLES
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For having the 100th reply on this topic.
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for not replying for nearly a week
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For replying to this thread.
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For not using " ' " 's.
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For having a username that reminds me of TEM's.
D:<
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For not having a username that reminds me of TEM's.
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For not posting enough videos of him breaking records in every Mario game known to man.
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For not having his own game.
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For losing the Game.
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For not having an MMO.
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For not being a stronger enemy.
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For...being under 9000.
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For quoting an old meme.
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For being named after an old meme, you hypocrite.
See what I did there?
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Heh heh, look who's talking.
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That was the joke. You should be banned for not seeing that.
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For explaining the joke.
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For needing the joke to be explained.
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For recognizing it was a joke that needed to be explained.
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For mentioning the Virtual Boy in his signature.
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For thinking you can fight wars with with duct tape.
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For always having to be rescued by Mario, except in a few games.
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Heh heh, look who's talking.
For not participating in the game.
Also, myself, for not playing the game right TWICE, thus making myself a hypocrite.
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For making me lose the Game.
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For not droping the game yet. It's 2010. Some dreams are meant to die.
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For having a happy face as a signature.
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For not listing the other qualities of the Mario series in your signature.
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You are bant, for the crime of having a hard name to remember.
Love always,
Sandie.
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For spelling "banned" wrong.
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you are bant for not realizing "bant" and "banned" are different words, even if "bant" is not a real one.
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For not seeing the pun in nenson's name.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F136%2F407102877_fb88ac8dbd_o.jpg&hash=4d462ec0222d751972f4616a35415291)
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For seeing the pun in nenson's name.
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For not giving me a reason to hate,
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For having a "c" at the end of your name.
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for having a name that's more than 3 syllables.
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For posting the crap out of the Forum Games board.
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For not..
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For having that extra unnecessary period at the end of your post..
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for doing the same...
^ OH YEAH CRITICAL DAMAGE!
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"!!!"
It's like an elipsies, but more forcefull!
P.S. You're bant for that.
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For using the word bant in place of banned.
(seriously, who uses that word..? besides TLW
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For not closing your parenthetical phrase. And for using italics in the place of quotations.
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For being a grammar[bundle of sticks].
(to answer your question, weirdos from the midwest..!besides Oshkosh
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For offending the linguistically-concerned, "alternative-lifestyle" members of our community.
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For suggesting that I'm a pastaphile.
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For having the 145th reply on this topic.
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For not having the 145th reply.
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For having an all caps personal text.
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For having omg in personal text.
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For not putting 'omg' in quotes.
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for defending his quote
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For saying I should be banned for something I've already used to say you should be banned for.
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for confusing me
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For getting me banned!
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For coming back.
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For not getting banned.
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For still having max stats.
Master of Puppets, I'm pulling your strings?
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For ALREADY BEING BANNED.
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For taking lines from The Beatles songs.
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For not faulting TEM with the same thing.
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For thinking it was a Beatles reference.
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For being paid by the word.
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For ignoring how much WarpWrattler pwned Turtlekid's lack of Fungi Forums historical knowledge.
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For using the colloquialism "pwned" in an otherwise grammatically correct sentence.
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For responding to somebody who expected a member who's been active for two years to be learned on the FF's obscure history.
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For not knowing why that picture heads up the weekly releases.
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For being a lizard dude.
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For spreading you grotesquely distorted DNA with every step you take.
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For reminding me of Anubus.
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For having a meme as his signature.
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For not knowing who framed Roger Rabbit.
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For not changing your avatar every other week.
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For being from Mario is Missing.
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For bringing up my jaded past.
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For being made of jades in the past.
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For being a hacker.
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For impersonating bobbysq1337
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For having a QR code for a profile pic
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For using ASCII art in xer username.
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For using "xer", possibly referring to me as female.
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S/he said someone should be banned for an unfounded reason. Actually everyone in this thread should be banned for that.
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Well, I just meant I'm male, not that s/he should be banned for that.
Probably should've mentioned that.
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For flagrantly disregarding the rules of the thread by not banning Luigison.
And also for being male.
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For not recognizing that Hello:) has the best custom title since AbercrombieBaseball's Fitch Pitch.
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For going in the Delorian
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For referencing something from the '80s, something that we here on the Mario forums detest and will not tolerate.
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For telling me what to detest. I loved the 80's!
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For... I got nothing. The 80's were awesome.
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For agreeing with me. No matter how correct we may be.
S/he said someone should be banned for an unfounded reason. Actually everyone in this thread should be banned for that.
I must admit to using "s/he" because I'd read Asimov's proposal for the pronoun in my youth and not due to any ambiguity on any posters part.
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For not being clear
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For lack of punctuation
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For calling out somebody for lack of punctuation by means of a statement with a lack of punctuation.
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For explaining the joke
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For having crossed eyes at the age of 7. (not trying to imply that you are 7 now)
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For having a weird name.
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For unironically using emoticons in his username.
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For hating the 80's!
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For liking the 80s.
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For not having a spin-off series.
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For not watching That '80s Show (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_'80s_Show)
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for making me clicking on that link.
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for posting stupid things and then editing them so they don't sound as stupid.
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for double posting.
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The above is unacceptable. I am banning you right now.
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For banning me right now.