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TMK Stuff => Site Discussion => Topic started by: Lizard Dude on January 08, 2006, 07:12:50 PM
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Polls don't lend themselves to having lengthy initial posts and this one is no exception. Think, vote, and discuss!
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Sapph first, Lizard next, Deezer, then the rest I don't have a set order for.
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I think Megabyte has the most potential.
Also, if you're a staff member LD, how come you're fiery and not invincible?
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He is, look.
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I voted for Chupperson because he has the best hair and that's what Chupgirls find the most attractive.
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But what about non-Chupgirls?
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They're losers! :D
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HAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
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Well, I voted for Sapphira, but that's solely because she is a female. J.J. has potential because he is not so active here and most people here are nerds; plus he's very political and most policticians are married. MegaByte is smart but not so nerdy, and girls like generally smart males. Chupperson might have a relationship develop over a long period of time, but he could definitely end up married, just not quickly. Lizard Dude is more best man material, I think he'd try to maintain bachelor status for a while until the girl of his dreams swoops down and somehow woos him over, despite his reputation for being independent enough to not fall into a serious life-consuming relationship. Deezer might, but there's not much to encourage it, except that I don't know much about him. These are all cruel generalized stereotypes and shouldn't be taken seriously. Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm wrong on all or most of these speculations.
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Poor J.J. only has zero.
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Markio's perspicaciousness has me rofling!
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MegaByte first, JJ last, but only cause he's canadian.
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I voted for Chup because apparently he's gotten some action already <LD's CT>
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
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Ahaha, Bobman XD
And ahaha wtd on this thread? What's next, pairing up TMKers? (Do NOT get any ideas. Wow deja vu. x_X)
Hysterical CT, LD, especially since I get the joke behind it. XD
Why do I have the most votes? Because I'm a girl, wtd?
Chupperson or David make the most sense to me about getting married first (NOT to each other, although CW and LD together might have some potential, it appears ;) ). Who knows, though.
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I'm probably the furthest from being married.
I voted Dayton.
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Interesting thread, and a chance to test my extraordinarily lacking powers of personal observation.
First of all, I'm going to immediately explain why I'm not picking CW, Saph, or LD: The former two are about the same age as me, and the latter is not a whole lot older (a year or two, I think). Looking at myself, I honestly am not even close to being ready to marry anyone (as of right now, I'm not even ready to date seriously, although part of me kind of wants to at least try). Ok, between the other for, Deezer himself admitted he's far from getting married. Generally, most people know themselves better than anyone else knows them, so I'll take his word here. JJ doesn't strike me as being the kind of person who can readily get married either; maybe this view stems from the way he answers reasonable mailbag questions with unfounded insults, and that this is really the only thing I know about his personality.
I am left with MB and DD. I also don't know a lot at all about DD's personality; however, MB strikes me as being the kind of person who, at least, has a personality suitable for getting married sometime in the near future. He reminds me of a not-awkward version of myself in a couple ways. Thus, I vote for MegaByte, David being second, in my mind.
Then again, I'm a horrible judge of character.
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It is Chup.
C'mon, who CAN resist the CHUP?!?
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*Raises hand*
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Markio's perspicaciousness has me rofling!
Why thank, you, Lizard Dude!
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I voted David because I trust Deezer's judgment. It would be nice if the staff all married eachother, then we could all be one, big, happy family. Get more girls, and make the dream come true!
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Ewwww.
Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird already slept with each other, what next?
*Imagines MegaByte and David*
Ewwwwww.
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Well, I slept with Lizard Dude too. I never slept with Chupperson though. This reminds me of a joke that I dare not say here.
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*Imagines MegaByte and David*
Ewwwwww.
That sounds so perverted. o_0
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Didn't mean it.
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I'm not sure how you couldn't have meant it, but you do know why this occurred, do you not?
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Okay, I am now OFFICALLY scared!
*Gets into fetal position*
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This needs the only useful smiley that I can think of right now... o_0
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ARGH! You utter fool! TMK@E3! It's hard to use two beds with 5 or more people!
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OH MY GAWD.
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Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Man, do I look stupid.
*Everyone agrees wth me*
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My eyes are :'( ing themselves out.
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I voted LD because he is like alot of girls :o oops! i mean (reading a card LD wrote) he is a great guy, with a great personality, and when he first meets you he'll get hit with an arrow because he's stupid- I mean, hit with an arrow by cupid. From the desk of lizzird dude.
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I voted for the only female member.
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I find it a little strange that guys here seem to think a woman is more likely to marry than a man, but given that most marriages are between a man and a woman, the actuality is that they are about equal. On the other hand, there are overall 18 votes for the guys, but only 8 for the only girl listed. So, maybe it's not that strange.
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Yes, but there is an average of 3 votes for each guy, opposed to 8 for the girl.
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Ugh. Big talk hurts.
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I find "big talk" enjoyable.
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The cool thing is that in a couple of years, we can find out who wins.
...assuming they come here to tell us.
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And that, Markio, is the true reason I made this thread. Not to see how people voted, but as an investment for the future. You figured it out.
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You can't ignore the funny comments, though. I especially liked how Suffix blew up.
And if my dream comes true, this will end in a tie.
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i voted sapphira, i dunno why O_0
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So your dream is Sapphira marrying one of us. Well, it won't be me. Sorry if that crushes your dream.
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lol, thats funny
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LD because he seems like a lady's man.
Ayyyyyy *hits Juke box and glass breaks and cuts up hand* Ohhhhhh crap!!!! Ow ow ow ow ow!
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I think it's hilarious that people assume Sapph will wed first. They clearly don't know her (or really, any of the staff) that well...
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A lot of people are using the highly erroneous "Saph's the only girl on the staff so she'll OBVIOUSLY marry first" logic. Which, is fine if the staff could only marry amongst themselves, but that isn't the case.
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Um, yeah. Guess which gender gets married to girls? I'll give you a hint: They aren't girls.
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So your dream is Sapphira marrying one of us. Well, it won't be me. Sorry if that crushes your dream.
I hope you meant HIS dream, not MINE. XD If not, w.t.d. x_X Regardless, um... x_X
The logic that I'll marry first because I'm female is SO flawed.
If I (hypothetically) end up as the first to marry, that would seriously be surprising, weird, creepy, and freaky.
My ranking of who's most likely to marry first would be:
1) David
2) MegaByte
3) Chupperson
4) Sapphira
5) Lizard Dude
6) Deezer
Dunno about JJ, since I don't really even know him, so I didn't include him. Factors for those rankings include age, current situation, what individual has said, and just simply from knowing you guys.
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Yes, HIS dream. I was clearly talking to DeadAwake.
When did I get so many votes!? I was practically the lowest last time I looked.
Deezer, let's marry each other to prove Sapph wrong.
that would seriously be surprising, weird, creepy, and freaky.
Aw, your future husband is cry. :(
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Deezer, let's marry each other to prove Sapph wrong.
x_X I KNEW it! And...
...
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Hehe this topic is funny. :P
I don't really know them well enough, but I guess I'm gonna say David and Megabyte.
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Deezer, what I think, is handsome. He's really funny and has a great personality. I also find musicians and artists very attracting. Deezer is HAWT to put into extremes. XD
No, just kidding. Deezer is so nice and caring, but I'm not saying he is the only staff who is nice. Sapph is really the only other one that I actually know, but I just think Deezer is a great guy.
Here's my reasons in a list:
Polite
Funny
Caring
Nice
Helpful
Never gets depressed
Fun
Can take a joke
Handsome
Great personality
Doesn't get angry, ticked off, or anything that I've seen
Intelligent
Socially smart
And I guess that's it. GO DEEZER!! ;D
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Awesome. I think four words in that list describe me, total.
Any chance at all that I EVER get hitched?
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Well, why wouldn't you? Meeting your love is inevitable. Everybody will meet their love. It might not happen until you're 30. Mabey not even when you're 50, but you WILL meet somebody, I promise you that. :)
So keep your chin up, and don't doubt it. I trust you will, I.S.
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Khold's post just made my year. ;D
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/me moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D
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/me moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D
Hahahahahah!!! Please don't say that will happen :) *smiles very hard* Khold is gonna blush crimson when she see's this!
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/me moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D
Seconded.
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THIRD'D
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[blush]Um.....Okay.........?[/blush]
I...don't know wot to say... :D
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It starts with "Will" and ends with "me?".
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Huh? What do you mean?
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Ummm
"Will you marry me?"
That's what LD meant, I'm not asking.
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O.o
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:D :D :D
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I think Deezer is-a-likin'!
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That being said, I think I don't know what to think ......
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I wonder who the best man will be?
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The best lady will be Sapphira and the best man will be...YOU! And I'll be the flower girl along with GiftedGirl and her twin!
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I'll let pt_peach be the flower girl for Deezer and mine's wedding.
It starts with "Will" and ends with "me?".
Or did this mean I'll marry Lizard Dude? Meh, same thing for the wedding- Only MarlieMoo will be the flower girl.
XD
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Can I be the page boy?
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Sure!
But who will be the preacher?
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Watoad! \:D/
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But Watoad-- Er, I mean Watoad doesn't come here very much any more...
But, I don't even know who I'm marrying yet.
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I'll be Watoad's understudy incase he doesn't appear at the right moment.
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Mm, I'm not sure I want a 'dip wit' for a preacher. *Points at TEM's CT*
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Today my sister said if she were getting married that I would be the flower boy and my brother would be the minister. What a nutty family.
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Mr. Melee can be the ring bearer! We got it all layed out. XD I'm out of my seat laughing about this! ROFL!!!!!
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?0_0?
*looks through past posts*
Oh, I see. Sure, only if I don't have to wear a tux, the fancy stuff, etc. Bleh XP. I don't like teh fancy. Tis is too good! ROFL.
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I LOVe fancy things so I'll be looking fancier than the bride...wait, that's not allowed. DARN!
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Haha! So, if I dress like a hobo, you'll have to dress even worse than me? :D :D :D
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NOOOOOOO!!! There are exceptions to be made, dear Khold. The bride is NOT allowed to dress like a HOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You can't tell me what to do!
/me tears up a shirt a and pants and puts them on
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Ooh! Ooh! I want to be the cake delivery guy!
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I nominate this Thread of the Year. XD
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Bah, I already have Black Mage's "Best male forum member" thread as thread of the year. This is a sort-of close second.
Thanks for the advice, Khold. Granted, I'm not offhand sure I'll live to be 50, but 19's much to young to be giving up, that's for sure.
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I'm going to post pone the wedding since Watoad isn't showing up.
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There's something that's just sprang into my mind...
wheres dezzer?
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I don't wanna be known as the worst dressed flower girl in the history of mankind! Please, where something pretty, for my sake? Guess what Mr.Melee, you must wear a suit because if you don't you don't get to be the ring bearer! *laughs like tom nook from animal crossing*
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Okay. *goes and buys a fancy suit that has a rockin' turtle on it which reads "That Rockin? Must Be George Thorogood" Happy?
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Meh, I cancelled the wedding. XD
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Poor Deezer! He'll be crushed! How could you do that, Khold? How could you be so selfish and heartless?!
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I cancelled the one with Lizard Dude.
Nobody told me that I was gonna go with Deezer! :o
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Waaaa! I don't get to wear the pretty dress! Mr.Melee, you can go return that suit :D
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Oh, Khold, my young friend, now you've really backed yourself into a corner. Poor Deezer. He already has enough going on with running this grand place and then you shoot him down?
I'm just fooling, by the way. Don't take it seriously.
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I know; We're all just messing around right now. ;)
Wow, I feel like I'm in the Pointless topic. XD
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Or are we? *Twilight Zone theme plays*
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Silly people, still think love is real... 2041?
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*Sigh*
I guess love isn't blooming in my air anytime soon...
*sigh*
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Or are we? *Twilight Zone theme plays*
Hello everyone. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. Tonight, we have a chilling presentation for you. In this short story, a young girl goes off in search of a place called "The pointless Zone." (That's you, Khold.)
But what she finds may not be so pointless after all...DUN DUN DUN!!!
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Uhhhhhh............................ o_O O_o
>_>
<_<
X_X
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I am so crazy...my gosh, it boggles even my mind.
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You're not crazy; you're just insane. Insane Steve, that is.
I read that in the history. But I'm giving you that title. ^_^
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Oh, so I'm insane now. Well isn't that just...oh wait, now that I think about it, you're right.
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The Twilight Zone is a dangerous place..!
Oh, and, heaps of people are insane... mwa ha ha...
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We're all insane. Might as well change our names to Crazy Khold, Crazy Jman, Crazy Deezer, etc. XD
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Except you're not Khold!!!!111!1!!!1
Ahem... I'm done now.
Anyway, I changed my vote to Deezer.
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Eh, sorry. I'm so used to Khold. XD
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Then why did you change it?
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I just thought it's time for a change... I guess. it was a mistake.
As soon as I'm able to, I'll change it to Kho|d.
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I'm probably not going to change my name again... I'm happy with Ultima Shadow. :)
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Koopaprince
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Oh, that's a good one for Koopaslaya!
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Hey, cool, everyone that's posted on this page has a CT.
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Hey, cool, everyone that's posted on this page has a CT.
*Toad breaks the trend*
.. anyway, I voted for Deezer. I trust his judgement (not that the others are stupid or anything), and think that he will pop the question when he feels the time is right (again, not that the others won't do it when the time is right..)
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Aw... may this trend rest in peace...
Anyway, who's this "Khold" person? I click on her profile, and she has over 1,000 posts! What is going on here??
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Hello, I'm new to TMK. Can somebody show me around?
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Hello, nice to meet y...wait a minute!
*Wipes Khold's shirt*
Saw a stain!
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I don't get it...
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Heh, you remind me of a member called Syrhini...
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She is Syrhini, aka Khold. Heres the deal
She was Khold
Then Syrhini
Then Khold, once again.
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C'mon, I fooled you that easily?
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Fooled me?
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Boy, pt_peach, you're confusing yourself.
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The people here once again make me just go: "Wow."
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But seriously, I don't understand. Forget it. I never will.
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Dude677 was being sarcastic when he said I changed names.
Don't worry, I fall for things like that too. Once my brother told me "Look! Somebody wrote gullible on your ceiling!" And I said "What? Where?" Yeah... I get my gullibility from my mother's side of the family. XD
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Pssh. Explain that custom title, then...
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Watoad will probably wed first, if he doesn't become a pastor.
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The suspense is killing me.
(My money is still strongly on MEGAߥTE. J.J. has far too few votes and I have far too many.)
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Have you seriously been keeping tabs on this for the last four years?
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Did you bump this to "remind" the staff that they've yet to be married?
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In hindsight, I should have added a "They will all die alone" option.
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My bet is that you and J.J. will get hitched and adopt a Taiwanese child.
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I voted for LD because I'm a lonely man and LD has a big comforting beard.
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Glorb, that reason alone almost pushed me for voting him but I didn't for some reason.
I looked at General Chat and correct me if I'm wrong, but I saw someone named Insane Steve listed as moderator. Why isn't he in the poll?
I voted for Sapphira just because I have only seen her post maybe once and she's the only woman and...
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It's staff members, not moderators. You'll note Fifth and Black Mage aren't on there either.
It's also horribly out of date. If we went from current staff members, Lizard Dude and J.J. wouldn't be on there, and it'd be unnecessary to have a poll for who would marry first anyway, as Luigison is already married.
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I removed my vote and picked Chupperson because he's a player.
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Word.
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Since when do players get married?
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When they meet the right woman. Haven't you watched any romantic comedies, WeeGee?
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People watch those?
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No, but Canadians do.
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There is a reason I tend to avoid this place.
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I saw this topic when it first got posted...a long freaking time ago. So I'm wondering; have any of the people originally on this poll actually gotten married?
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@_@
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Awwww, did you miss me?
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The only thing that's stopping this topic from being a total oldbie love-in is that Watoad hasn't posted in it yet.
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To answer your question: I don't believe anyone's married yet.
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That's a pity. Or maybe not...I guess it depends on whether or not anyone WANTED to be married at this point.
If that's not the case, then rock on, singles!
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The only thing that's stopping this topic from being a total oldbie love-in is that Watoad hasn't posted in it yet.
...Or Vidgmchtr. (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.moddb.com%2Fimages%2Fmembers%2F1%2F291%2F290859%2Fspray_trollface_copy.png&hash=65b61db50fc2ec6102dc18858ad3c127)
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Ah, Vid. I used to think he was annoying, but little could I comprehend the true horrors waiting in my future.
I say we should unban Vid and see what happens. (And Glorb.)
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I second that.
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All I'm going to say about this thread is, romance is hard.
Like, kind of impossible so far.
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I third LD's proposal.
Are you sure Vid was banned? It looks more as though he stormed out after having a major hissy fit.
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Vid was banned a long time ago but hasn't been banned for like a couple of years now. He just doesn't care to come back.
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Yeah, I was going to say... it's not like unbanning someone who didn't plan on ever returning would summon them...
...Or would it?
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But shouldn't this thread be "Which staff member will wed next?" I know I'm not on the list, but first implies that no staff member is currently married. (Though I was married before becoming staff and think I did more for TMK before I was staff too.)
Oh, hey CC. (Is CC the only member from the unmentionable society that didn't become a mod, staff, etc?_
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Nah, there was frostbite and he only comes back once in a blue moon too.
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Revival time!
So... It's been 5 years since this thread was created. I'm almost certain none of us are married, excluding Luigison, of course. The bigger question is: Are any of the staff/former staff members even in romantic relationships? XD
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When I saw that Sapph was the person who bumped this, I clicked the thread 100% expecting to see an announcement of her engagement. Guess not!
I can't even remember who I voted for. I think to end the suspense of this thread I'm just going to have to go ahead and marry Deezer .
Actual prediction: J.J. knocks up some Japanese chick and is forced to marry her at swordpoint.
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Wahahahaha! Although if I ever do get engaged, I'll totally have to post an announcement here.
I want to change my vote to "They will all die alone." :P
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"They will all die alone." :P
All male members of the Fungi Forums are neckbeards and will thus die alone and afraid in a dark basement. No exceptions.
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All male members of the Fungi Forums are neckbeards and will thus die alone and afraid in a dark basement. No exceptions.
Oh. That explains everything.
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Deezer, is J.J. married yet?
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I don't think so.
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I can't even remember who I voted for. I think to end the suspense of this thread I'm just going to have to go ahead and marry Deezer .
Actual prediction: J.J. knocks up some Japanese chick and is forced to marry her at swordpoint.
J.J. is gay though, so maybe you're better off marrying him.
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Really? I always took him to be the kind of guy who's attracted to nothing and nobody. :P
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I don't know why, but every time I see that staff member posted here, I keep expecting it to be some big announcement.
Also LD, this poll says that I voted for you. DO IT!
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I imagine when Lizard Dude is at a bar and a lady talks to him he takes a swig of his whiskey and says "Sorry, milady, but my first and only love... is video games"
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I thought LD hates video games.
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Maybe he's in an abusive relationship.
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He beats them on a daily basis.
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Well, I'm back again...and here to ask the SAME QUESTION again....though it seems redundant at this point, I guess
Has ANY major poster I knew 10 years ago married yet?
(if not, I'm actually inclined to say WELL DONE, as most of the marriages I have observed have turned out quite poorly. Maybe Mario obsession is saving people from wasting their life bound to a person they don't really care for)
(After all, people are disappointing. MARIO is forever!)
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Welcome back CC. I'm still married.
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To my memory, Toad is the only member who has ever gotten married while active.
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In my mind you and I got married while active.
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The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.
Current knowledge:
Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married
Additionally:
Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge
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The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.
Current knowledge:
Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married
Additionally:
Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge
I guess I don't really count as a staff member for the sake of this thread, but I actually got married about a year ago.
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Wow, congratulations! You beat all the staff/mods/regulars besides Toad.
The original battle still rages though.
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I'm married to my waifu. I have the receipt from Kaito's Japanese Body Pillow Emporium to prove it.
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我有女朋友, 可是我不要结婚。
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I've declared multiple times up to now (not over here) that I plan on getting married when I'm 28, and that starts... uh... tomorrow. I'm hoping I can stamp out my student loans first, though.
Oh, and congratulations, Fifth!
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The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.
Current knowledge:
Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married
Additionally:
Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge
You are starting to slightly creep me out...
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Yay Fifth!
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I forgot to report on this, but as of last June 24th (January 4th legally) I am married. It's a pretty fun thing to be able to fly to Kyushu (south Japan) for family trips on my wife's side.
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Congrats, Suffix!
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Saw this today and instantly thought thought of this thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/eswm24/my_fianc%C3%A9_and_i_met_over_xbox_and_just_got/
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Well, I can't say I'm disappointed, as the dream is still clearly alive--unless some of you are holding back secrets.
I think a marriage pact of sorts is long overdue. If no staff members are married five years from now, we start drawing lots. I'll even bake the cake from SM64's ending screen.
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I forgot this was a thing.
I'm mildly creeped out -- again.