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Title: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 22, 2007, 10:31:41 PM
Just post the lyrics to whatever song you feel like posting! If it's stuck in you're head, if you're listening to it, if you just like it and want to share your tastes, go ahead! Comment on other people's song choices, recommend a favorite tune, whatever.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 22, 2007, 10:36:55 PM
La, la lalalalala, sing a happy song!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Trainman on May 22, 2007, 11:09:16 PM
After all, these implements and text designed by intellects
So vexed to find, evidently, there's just so much that hides.
And though, the saints of us divine in ancient feeding lines
Their sentiment is just as hard to pluck from the vine.

I'm trying hard not to pretend...
Allow myself no mock defense
Step into the night

Since I don't have the time nor mind to figure out
The nursery rhymes that helped us out and make a sense of our lives
The cruel, uneventful state of apathy releases me
I value them, but I won't cry if time was wiped out

I'm trying hard not to give in
Battened down to fair the wind
Rid my head of this pretense
Allow myself no mock defense
Step into the night

~~~----------~~~

Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth feel inside

[There's no measuring of...
Nothing else is love]

~~~--------~~~

I'll try not to give in
Battened down to fair the wind
Rid my head of this pretense
Allow myself no mock defense
Step into the night.

~~~----------~~~

Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing really holds a candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside of you

Da-da-da-da do do do..... da-da da-da-da.

First person to tell me what song that is gets 5 TRILLION fake Wii Points.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2007, 09:02:18 AM
Saint Simon by The Shins. And no, I did not look it up.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on May 23, 2007, 10:45:10 AM
You know us as Team Rocket, and we fight for what its wrong.
We're tired of our motto, so we thought we'd try a song.
Jessie,
James,
The Speed of light!  Prepare to Fight!
Meowth!  Dat's right!
I am the handsome one,
I am the gorgeous one,
Looking good is lots of fun.
We get somethings wrong, but we keep rolling a long.
We hope to capture Pikachu, we hope to do it soon!
And when we do, we'll be the new stars of this...cartoon!

Pretty self explanatory.
Fun Fact: The Japanese version of this song had two verses.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 23, 2007, 05:27:10 PM
Good Charlotte--The Anthem

It's a new day, but it all feels old
It's a good life, that's what I'm told
But everything, it all just feels the same

And my high school, it felt more to me
Like a jail cell, a penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see

That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
and I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be

You...don't wanna be just like you
Oh what I'm sayin' is this is the anthem, throw all your hands up,
you... don't wanna be you

go to college, a university, get a real job,
That's what they said to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by, and just do my time, out of step while, they all
get in line
I'm just a minor threat so pay no mind

Do you really wanna be like them,
do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of their crowd?
'cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be

You... don't wanna be just like you
Oh what I'm sayin' is this is the anthem throw all your hands up,
you, don't wanna be you

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself, again.

You...don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is this is the anthem throw all your hands up,
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me, you, don't wanna
be just like you (just like you)
This is the anthem throw all your hands up, y'all got to feel
me, sing if you're with me
another loser anthem (whoa-oh)
another loser anthem(whoa-oh)
another loser anthem(whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 24, 2007, 02:20:22 PM
Glorb
Lobster Attack

Lobster attack! (repeat several times)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on May 24, 2007, 03:53:15 PM
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things that keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,

Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: The Chef on May 24, 2007, 05:27:12 PM
I can't take this kinda pressure
I must confess one more dusty road
Would be just a road too long

Worthless...

I just can't, I just can't
I just can't seem to get started!
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane
All that has passed and gone

Worthless!
There ain't nothing you can do about it
Worthless!
Pardon me while I panic!
Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

I come from KC Missouri
And I got my kicks down on Route 66
Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to Old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savanna from Tampa to Old Kokomo

Worthless...

I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did
And I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation
I was the top of the line, out of site out of mind
So much for fortune and fame

Once took a Texan to a wedding
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned

I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough
Just living with the stuff I have learned

Worthless...

Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and buns filled with weenies
Believe me, just couldn't forget

Pico, lets go up to Zuma
Pico, lets go up to Zuma
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land
Get up and go hit the highway

I worked on a reservation
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?

Once in an Indian nation
I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi
Who was happy to lie there and say
"You're worthless"
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on May 24, 2007, 06:43:55 PM
Swing your arms from side to side
C'mon it's time to go
Do the Mario!

Take one step
and then again
let's do the Mario
All-together now!

You got it.
It's the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side
C'mon it's time to go
Do the Mario!

You got it.

Just like that!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 24, 2007, 06:47:04 PM
^ Best. Song. Ever.

Green Day--Basket Case

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?


Yeah, that pretty much covers it for me...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 24, 2007, 07:23:38 PM
Heywood Banks
My Wiper Blades

Oh winters here with all the ice and snow
And the surly slush upon the road
The salty spray upon my window
Makes me wish i replace my wiper blades

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades

Salty spray from semis that do pass
They turn my windsheild into bathroom glass
I turn the knob but I come to the conclusion
That I did not fill up my washer solution

My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
I wish that I'd replace my wiper fluid

Down the expressway 80mph
I can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
But down by the dash there's a glaring where boat place to scrape
I can see fine if I lay on the passenger seat

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades

One time on delay!
My wiper...























... wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on May 24, 2007, 07:54:58 PM
Aquarius!

There's travel in you future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day.

Pisces!

Try to avoid any Viros or Leos with the Ebola virus!
You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.

Aries!

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus!

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini!

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer!

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo!

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo!

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?


Libra!

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio!

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius!

All your friends are laughing behind your back *kill them*
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn!

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today


I am a Pisces, and ironically, prior to hearing this song for the first time, the people at work thought I was a good dancer.. XD
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on May 24, 2007, 08:35:08 PM
Metalingus

I've been defeated and brought down
Dropped to my knees when hope ran out
The time has come to change my ways

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back
I'll fight to remain:

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive

Fear will kill me, all I could be
Lift these sorrows
Let me breathe, could you set me free
Could you set me free

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on May 24, 2007, 09:24:32 PM
A TMK classic

Deezer the Snowman
Doesn't use a Dell
With sorta blonde hair and a normal nose
And two eyes made out of cells

Deezer the Snowman
Is a webmaster they say
He made TMK
But the children know
How it got hosted one day

There must have been some magic
In that old website he made
For when he put it on the 'net
The visitors clicked and played

Deezer the Snowman
Lets you visit his site for free
And the children say
He could laugh and play
All the way through Mario 3

Deezer the Snowman
Knew Nintendo was hot that day
So he said let's add
Content good and bad
Now before I melt away

Down to the server
With a keyboard in his hand
Typing day and night
All around the site
Saying, "Now for Mario Land!"

He hired some staff and one was Sapph
One was MEGAߥTE
He had them kick and ban people
When they began to fight

Deezer the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll update the site again someday

Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!

Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 24, 2007, 10:26:59 PM
Mmk, I hate this thread now.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: bobman37 on May 24, 2007, 10:43:03 PM
I personally never liked it. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's song lyrics typed out somewhere, like on a profile page.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 24, 2007, 11:01:52 PM
Thundercats

Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thundercats HOOOOOOO

Thundercats are on the move
Thundercats are loose
Feel the magic
Fear the roar
Thundercats are loose

Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thundercats

Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thundercats

Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thundercats

Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thundercats

Thundercats
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on May 24, 2007, 11:36:05 PM
My sister and I loved Thundercats!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on May 26, 2007, 05:18:15 PM
Kirby Kirby Kirby
That's a name you should know

Kirby Kirby Kirby
He's the star of the show

He's more than you think,
He's got maximum pink! Text size changed to show emphasis!

Kirby Kirby Kirb's the one!

He'll come right back at ya!
He'll come right back at ya!

EDIT: Thanks, PL for telling me what that line was that I was missing.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 26, 2007, 05:45:39 PM
He's more than you think, he's got maximum pink! Kirby Kirby Kirb's the one!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 26, 2007, 05:55:19 PM
Someone should post the lyrics to Twisted Sister's "I Wanna Rock". For extra awesometude, remove all the parts that don't say "I Wanna Rock" or "Rock". I shall give 50 points to the person who does this.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 26, 2007, 07:09:57 PM
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)


I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)


I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

Er, these are the only parts that actually say "I wanna Rock!"
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 27, 2007, 09:02:02 AM
Good job. Here's 50 points.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 27, 2007, 10:45:32 AM
Huzah. I wonder what I should use these points for.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on May 27, 2007, 01:25:57 PM
request the points in your CT?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on May 27, 2007, 02:00:58 PM
Actually, PaperLuigi owes me 50 points.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 27, 2007, 04:20:39 PM
No I don't! Besides, I doubt I could use these points to buy a new CT anyway. And even if I could, I'd probabley just ask for my old 451 CT back.

EDIT: Haw haw WR, I just cashed in mah points in the bank to get a new CT! Good luck getting the 50 points now!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on May 27, 2007, 05:02:28 PM
/me laughs at PaperLuigi for having all of those "insulting" CTs
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 27, 2007, 05:34:03 PM
Actually, I didn't cash them in at all. I just got this one out of nowhere. I think I've had the most CT changes out of anyone here in the shortest time, but I'm sure someone's willing to gamble on that.......how 'bout these points here?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on May 27, 2007, 05:44:30 PM
/me beats PaperLuigi up and takes his points
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 27, 2007, 06:29:45 PM
PL counters with.........uh........fire storm......thing.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on May 28, 2007, 07:38:28 AM
/me counters with Cosmik Debris

The mystery man came over, and said I'm out of sight
He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able to pay his regular fee,
He would drop the rest of his pressing affairs and devote his attention to me but I said

Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that cosmik debris? (now who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me



I'd post the rest of the lyrics, but I think that's enough to counter some sort of fire storm thing. Also:
/me casts Ice Field on PaperLuigi
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 28, 2007, 08:49:40 AM
Wow. Give 50 points to someone and a riot breaks out. Cool.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 28, 2007, 12:23:36 PM
Watch out, I've got a robo claw!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on May 29, 2007, 10:20:51 AM
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Heh, I never heard the 5th and 6th stanzas before. I did hear the 3rd and 4th stanzas one time when the show aired on a spanish channel.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on June 06, 2007, 03:22:05 PM
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon.

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival

His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy.

Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown

But Daniel was hot - he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

Dadada...

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on June 06, 2007, 03:25:11 PM
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs,
of every head he's had the pleasure to know.
And all the people that come and go,
stop and say hello.

On the corner is a banker with a motorcar,
the little children laugh at him behind his back.
And the banker never wears a mack,
in the pouring rain, very strange.

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There, beneath the blue, suburban skies,
I sit, and meanwhile back.

In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass,
and in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen.
He likes to keep his fire engine clean,
it's a clean machine.

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
A four of fish and finger pies,
in summer, meanwhile back.

Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout,
the pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
And tho' she feels as if she's in a play,
she is anyway.

In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer,
we see the banker sitting waiting for a trim.
And then the fireman rushes in,
from the pouring rain, very strange.

Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There, beneath the blue, suburban skies,
I sit, and meanwhile back.
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There, beneath the blue, suburban skies,
Penny Lane.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on June 06, 2007, 03:27:25 PM
Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a [darn] good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 06, 2007, 03:28:59 PM
Nice triple-postin' there, Tex.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on June 06, 2007, 03:31:58 PM
lol I was just about to post another one when you said that, but I'll stop now.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 06, 2007, 05:24:57 PM
One Week--Barenaked Ladies

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days 'till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'till you say you're sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie


Anybody heard this bizarre little ditty before? (if you did, it was probably because you watched the Digimon movie as a kid) I find its utter randomness very representative of myself.

Fun Fact: It was #1 on the charts for... one week.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 06, 2007, 05:48:18 PM
Oh, yeah.  I heard that song in two different places.  I saw the Digimon movie as a kid, and it was also played for a car ad on TV once.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 06, 2007, 06:18:15 PM
Good gawd, the Digimon Movie. That brings back memories. Especially that litte short at the beginning based on some Fox Family (as it was known then) cartoon...what was that called?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 06, 2007, 06:53:26 PM
A short? ...Might wanna look that one up. I checked a few pages (Okay, Wikipedia...) and didn't find anything.

The Promise--When in Rome

If you need a friend,
don't look to a stranger,
You know in the end,
I'll always be there.

And when you're in doubt,
and when you're in danger,
Take a look all around,
and I'll be there.

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you I will.

When your day is through,
and so is your temper,
You know what to do,
I'm gonna always be there.

Sometimes if I shout,
it's not what's intended.
These words just come out,
with no gripe to bear.

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you...

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
And if I had to walk the world, that make you fall for me,
I promise you, I promise you I will.

I gotta tell ya, I need to tell ya, I gotta tell ya, I gotta tell yaaaa ...

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise you, I promise you...

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
And if I have to walk the world to make you fall for me,
I promise you, I promise you I will ...
I will...
I will...
I will...


I tried to get this off iTunes, but they only have it on the Napoleon Dynamite album, and you've gotta buy the whole thing (which I would normally already do, but I only have, like, 5 bucks left on my gift card).
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 06, 2007, 07:52:20 PM
I remember the short.  I think it was, like, Angela something...  I can't remember the name of that cartoon.
"Hey!  This isn't Digimon!"
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 06, 2007, 11:01:01 PM
Anybody heard this bizarre little ditty before? (if you did, it was probably because you watched the Digimon movie as a kid) I find its utter randomness very representative of myself.

I have heard it many times, and I never watched the Digimon movie. I hear it a lot on the radio and at Quiznos. However, I was unaware of who sang it until now.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 07, 2007, 08:25:11 AM
I remember the short.  I think it was, like, Angela something...  I can't remember the name of that cartoon.
"Hey!  This isn't Digimon!"

Angela Anaconda! That's it! Thanks!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 09, 2007, 05:59:58 AM
American Pie 2 (not the movie, nothing to do with the movie.  This is my version of how I look at life over the past 20 years, with key examples.)

A long long time ago, I can still remember how that union used to have control.
Through President Reagan and Rocky IV, the Communists were shown the door, and Russia was free from the stronghold.

But while the Russians laughed and praised, here at home we were in a daze.
Music kept on rockin' but soon became just talkin.' 
I can't remember if I cried when I read about how that little girl died.  But I was touched from deep inside, the day, the morals died

So Bye Bye Miss American Pie, saw two ladies with a baby and two hand-holding guys.  I see girls broken and I hear all their cries.  I say chivalry has met its demise, chivalry has met its demise.

Do you have a faith in God?  Well, it might seem a little odd when some people  say they do.  Oh, but how can you tell if they're sincere when they're out getting hammered drinking beer, and getting wasted, along with their crew?  Our music scene may be to blame, but others blame it on the games.

Mortal Kombat raised a din, parents said it was a sin.  Oh, I was a bright and eager kid of five, when I asked the Lord to guard my life, from temptation and the devil's knife, the day the morals died.  I started singing *chorus*

Clinton, Clinton, what have you been hinting to the girl, at whom you have been squinting.  Approval rating high and falling fast, and landing just about dead last, in terms of morals with the rest of the cast.  Perjury, set him free, now its in the past.

At halftime of the Super Bowl, Janet Jackson stole the show.  She marred an excellent game, oh, and she brought the network shame.  Now when some men recall that day, they can't remember the game that was played, just Janet and the move she made the day, the morals died.

We were singing *chorus.*

Well it's clear to me from this world we're in, that a serpent is running this place of sin.  And we're bracing for the biggest war of all time.  When a guy can lie for a moment of fame about killing a little girl without shame, well there's no justice for that kind of crime.

I like that old time rock and roll, but a candy rapper has his own show.  I can't quite understand what people say with their hands.  And when they use all that new ghetto slang, I can't make out just what they're saying, but GTA they kept on playing the day, the morals died.

*Chorus*

Oh, there we were all in our own place, watching the terrorists invade our space, and shoot our two big towers down.  So come on all you cowards, Osama too.  Shock and Awe's coming straight for you, so your house is going to be a hole in the ground.

I saw VT, Columbine and Red Lake, and through all three my heart just sank.  One person can't be blamed, it's the devil playing his game.  And as that snake slithered low along the ground, I found my fists wrapped tightly around, and spiritual warfare was all abound, the day, the morals died.  *chorus*

I thought about a friend the other night, and how her light used to shine so bright, but it's so easy to fall away.  I took a walk throughout my school, and didn't like the words they used.  They resembled, how our world is in decay.

And in the streets we've come unglued, rape and murder every night on the news.  Players should be broken, for treating girls as tokens.  But among the broken folks I see, a vision of what is yet to be, where evil is vanquished for eternity, for the day, the morals died.

Until then, I'll keep singing *chorus* 2X
Hope you liked it.  Feel free to fill me in on any facts that may be wrong. 
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 09, 2007, 06:21:48 AM
Right on, brother. Kick a** lyrics.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 09, 2007, 08:09:10 AM
That was awesome!  Someone should find the lyrics for Weird Al's version of 'American Pie'
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: bobman37 on June 09, 2007, 12:20:01 PM
That was awesome!  Someone should find the lyrics for Weird Al's version of 'American Pie'
Ah, hypocrisy.

A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin
Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response it didn't thrill us
They locked the door and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
We met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene and we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where
We found
This boy

Oh my, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
Well he could use the Force, they say
Ahh did you see him hitting on the Queen
Well he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her
Someday

Well I know be built C3PO
And I heard how fast his Pod can go
Well we were broke it's true
So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flying ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it waaas our boy

We started singing *chorus*

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh the Council was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the Force
They interviewed the kid
Oh training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui Gon said "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

He was singing *chorus*

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'cuz Queen Amidala wanted to
Frankly, I would have liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

*chorus*

All from memory ftw
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 09, 2007, 06:45:25 PM
Quote
Angela Anaconda
One of the most bizarre shows ever.

Did you make that song, JMan? Gimme five.

Does anybody know where I could get the lyrics for that "It's the End of the World As We Know It" spoof they played on the "Comedy Central 'Last Laugh '06'"? (If you didn't see that... LOL)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 09, 2007, 11:29:49 PM
That was only half of it.  I had just gotten home from an all night grad party, so I was falling asleep.  I didn't wake up until about 6:00 last night, so I think I'll post the rest of it later today, perhaps.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 10, 2007, 12:19:32 AM
/me deletes thread
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 10, 2007, 04:00:52 AM
Clinton, Clinton, what have you been hinting to the girl, at whom you have been squinting.  Approval rating high and falling fast, and landing just about dead last, in terms of morals with the rest of the cast.  Perjury, set him free, now its in the past.

Feel free to fill me in on any facts that may be wrong. 
Well, you use the term approval rating and Clinton landing about dead last. Here's the lowest-reached approval rating for all the Presidents since the Harris Poll started measuring on a regular basis.

Jimmy Carter  22%
Richard Nixon  26%
George W. Bush  28%
George H.W. Bush  29%
Gerald Ford  30%
Bill Clinton  35%
Ronald Reagan  38%
Lyndon B. Johnson  38%

So we see here that Clinton is far from dead last, and in fact in 3rd place out of the eight for best worst rating. But that low was in fact during his first term, free of the Monica scandal. In January 1998, when facing questions about his affair, Clinton's rating rose to the 70s and remained at least in the 60s for the entire year. So your line in the song is blatantly wrong in that respect.

But you do mention that it is dead last in terms of morals, which approval rating doesn't technically really cover. So I guess I'm glad we don't have a scum president anymore who has sex with multiple women and have moved on to an upstanding president who only kills 100,000 Iraqi civilians.

Oh yeah, nice dig on the gays too.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 10, 2007, 04:40:33 AM
Haha, I knew at least someone would complain about the lyrics (I win 5 bucks from my brother now :D). I mean, no offense to LD, this is a forum after all.

You should still post the rest Jman.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperWario on June 10, 2007, 10:17:19 AM
Hey I'm back, but it really stinks because I'm out five bucks now.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 10, 2007, 10:25:58 AM
None of the stuff Jman wrote about is in any way new to the past 20 years. And it is sad to see a good (if overplayed) song horribly defiled in this manner.
P.S. The Saga Begins is fine.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 10, 2007, 10:34:34 AM
"So the flowering creativity of life wove its web face to face with the shallow"
-Jon Anderson, on Yes's Tales From Topographic Oceans
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 10, 2007, 01:20:07 PM
I thought the lyrics were fine; just a creative way to write about what he feels. No need to get worked up about it. I mean, it's cool that you don't agree with him, there's just no need to be so harsh.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 10, 2007, 03:25:34 PM
Yeah, I just wrote the song to express what I think the world's become.  I didn't intend to start a war with words, that's what politicians are for.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 10, 2007, 03:34:48 PM
I guess it was just too politically incorrect.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 10, 2007, 04:04:35 PM
No, he said

Feel free to fill me in on any facts that may be wrong. 

so I did.

The song says that Clinton's approval ratings were "falling fast" during the scandal but they actually rose. That's the fact that was wrong.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 10, 2007, 04:07:42 PM
Not so much you LD, as it was Chup.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 10, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
Unfinished words like these
Unfinished words like cheese and onions
Help me to write this marzipan song

Unfinished words
Flying like birds
High in the sky above my deckchair

I don't anchovies
On top of strawberries and cream
Pink litmus paper shirt turning blue

Kippers and jam
Custards and spam
Are only just the stuff of dreams

I can't pretend to be someone who pretends to be someone else
Also my pretend friend tells me

Unfinished words
Flying like birds
Colliding circles in the sky

Left is right, and right is wrong


Left is right, and right is wrong is also my favourite quote.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 10, 2007, 08:31:59 PM
I just don't know how long someone can sit there being so self-righteous before they just become part of the problem they're condemning so heavily.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SolidShroom on June 10, 2007, 10:03:05 PM
Hmm, I must say, PL, how you could expect him to say something so right-wing without receiving disagreement?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 10, 2007, 10:14:21 PM
Bad Days--The Flaming Lips

You're sorta stuck where you are
But in your dreams you can buy expensive cars
or live on Mars
and have it your way

And you hate your boss at your job
but in your dreams you can blow his head off
in your dreams
show no mercy

And all your bad days will end
And all your bad days will end
You have to sleep late when you can
And all your bad days will end

And all your bad days will end
And all your bad days will end
You have to sleep late when you can
And all your bad days will end


Don't worry, I don't plan on going postal, I just like this song (had to download it after I heard it in Batman & Robin. Anybody remember that flick)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 11, 2007, 05:22:31 AM
Hmm, I must say, PL, how you could expect him to say something so right-wing without receiving disagreement?

No, it's okay that he disagrees with the song, Chup just kinda........I dunno, tore the song apart like it was trash. I'm not trying to be mean here; some of us thought the lyrics were cool. He didn't really give a reason as to why he didn't like the song other than "nothing's new", but now he has.

I DID expect someone would disagree Solid, and that's okay! If you notice on pg. 4, I talked about that. This is in no way trying to bash Chup for his beliefs; I'm sorry if I came off to anyone in that way.

Not all Christians are as self-righteous as everyone may think. We're just trying to get by in this life too, and Jman was just expressing his beliefs in a non violent/non hurtful way. There was really no need to get worked up about it.  :)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 11, 2007, 12:52:21 PM
It's not like Jman destroyed the song and it's never coming back. I could redo the song by making fart noises with my armpits and it'd still exist. It's not like taping over.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SolidShroom on June 11, 2007, 12:58:18 PM
No, it's okay that he disagrees with the song, Chup just kinda........I dunno, tore the song apart like it was trash. I'm not trying to be mean here; some of us thought the lyrics were cool. He didn't really give a reason as to why he didn't like the song other than "nothing's new", but now he has.

I DID expect someone would disagree Solid, and that's okay! If you notice on pg. 4, I talked about that. This is in no way trying to bash Chup for his beliefs; I'm sorry if I came off to anyone in that way.

Not all Christians are as self-righteous as everyone may think. We're just trying to get by in this life too, and Jman was just expressing his beliefs in a non violent/hurtful way. There was really no need to get worked up about it.  :)
Yes, I admit that his song was a creative way to express his opinion. Of course, I can't say I really agree with it. Well, some of it I agree with. Like the verse about gangs.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 11, 2007, 01:02:02 PM
Yeah, I'm just glad that no one deleted the song. I like it, and there's a lot I do agree with.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 11, 2007, 01:07:45 PM
I still can't believe Clinton's approval ratings climbed during the scandal.  Maybe that was "the day the morals died," as I put it in the song.  I figured they did "fall fast," hence the line.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 11, 2007, 01:11:26 PM
Oh, and PL, I think I'm too politically incorrect.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 11, 2007, 01:43:50 PM
Ah, I'm sure we all have a little bit of that in us.  :)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 11, 2007, 04:33:03 PM
I have a song written somewhere about Mario Kart.  It's a parody of a Zeppelin tune.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 12, 2007, 02:41:18 PM
I now have the urge to rewrite Stairway to Heaven with lyrics about the Chupacabra fighting laser aliens.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: The Chef on June 12, 2007, 03:00:22 PM
Has Weird Al died and possessed this forum in spirit form?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: skater-girl on June 14, 2007, 12:31:12 PM
I don't really want to write all of the lyrics so I'll just write the chorus over and over so it will seem like the real song. It WON'T get out of my head!!         
                 Girlfriend
                    Arvil Lavigne
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m .... precious
And .... Yeah
I’m the ............... princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the x were you thinking?!
(repeat)

Chorus (repeat)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 14, 2007, 01:45:05 PM
Ah, a modern classic.

[/sarcasm]

I've always wanted to try that. I think I'll do it again.

[/sarcasm]
[/sarcasm]
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 14, 2007, 02:52:34 PM
I............hate that song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on June 14, 2007, 05:21:50 PM
I've been waiting for somebody to post that song!.. NOw I can go rant about it in the ANGST thread!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Suffix on June 15, 2007, 01:54:12 AM
When I heard that on the radio (I had no control over it) on an orchestra trip to Seattle, I immediately thought, "What the heck is this garbage?!" "Hey, hey, you, you" amongst such sour lyrics makes me retch, because the former reminds me of other sillier songs.

Judging by your screen name, skater-girl, I'm going to hypothesize you weren't looking for such a unanimously appalled response. Just know that people can be touchy about what they find offensive... or just plain perturbing.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 15, 2007, 03:06:37 AM
I like the song a lot, and most of Avril Lavigne's stuff. :)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 15, 2007, 06:19:27 AM
Boo strikes again using innocent members to do his dirty work.  :)

I think a lot of todays music is complete trash; Gwen Stefani comes to mind.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: skater-girl on June 15, 2007, 07:05:40 AM
 Hey! Hey! You! You! Thank you, Lizard Dude! Why does everyone hate that song? It's AWESOME!! It's nice to know that someone enjoys my taste in music. And Glorb, it is a modern classic.:)

 Suffix, I didn't mean to offend anyone by that song, or perturb
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 15, 2007, 07:30:45 AM
Well, as long as no one's physically injured, it's okay. However...

I like the song a lot, and most of Avril Lavigne's stuff. :)

Please, pleeeaaase tell me you're joking. Tell me that smiley face is fake. Please.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 15, 2007, 08:25:58 AM
That song will never stand the test of time.  Bohemian Rhapsody, on the other hand...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 15, 2007, 09:05:36 AM
Guys, guys, guys, he is totally joking! If anything, Lizard Dude hates the song! You wanna know why?

 :)

That's why. Boo_Penguin does the same thing when he's sarcastic.

Oh, and Bohemian Rhapsody is a classic, unlike that crummy "Hey Hey" song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Suffix on June 15, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
I think Bohemian Rhapsody is hilarious.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SolidShroom on June 15, 2007, 12:08:00 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody is a great song, but not my favorite Queen song. My favorite is probably "Stone Cold Crazy."
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 15, 2007, 01:28:07 PM
No sorry, I really do like Avril Lavigne music.

Deal.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SolidShroom on June 15, 2007, 01:30:40 PM
Her cover of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" is okay, but that's just about all I've heard of Avril Lavigne.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 15, 2007, 03:13:55 PM
No sorry, I really do like Avril Lavigne music.

Deal.

XP Thought you were using Boo's...........well, you get the idea.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 15, 2007, 03:18:12 PM
Sometimes a :) is just a :).
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 15, 2007, 03:19:40 PM
I'm a little afraid to use it now since my comment might be mistake for sarcasm.  :)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 15, 2007, 10:10:55 PM
I'm kind of afraid to say anything on this board, since it might be taken for sarcasm.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 15, 2007, 10:51:21 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody is awesome!

Speaking about Girlfriend, what's the other song about girlfriends?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 16, 2007, 12:42:12 AM
Lola by the Kinks
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 16, 2007, 10:20:45 AM
I know that I will never be politically correct
And I don't give a [darn] about my lack of ettiquette
As far as I'm concerned the world could still be flat
And if the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back
If the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back

Who am I? Why am I here?
Forget the questions someone get me another beer
What's the meaning of life?
What's the meaning of it all?
You gotta learn to dance
Before you learn to crawl
You gotta learn to dance
Before you learn to crawl

So sign up, all you raw recruits
Throw away those designer suits
You got your wepons cocked, your targets in your sights
There's a party raging, somewhere in the world
You gotta serve your country, gotta service your girl
You're all enlisted in the army of the night

And I ain't in it for the power
And I ain't in it for my health
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all
And I sure ain't in it for the wealth
But I'm in it 'til its over
And I just can't stop
If you want to get it done, you have to do it yourself
And I like my music like I like my life
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else

They got a file on me that's a mile long
And they say that they've got all of the proof
That I'm just another case of arrested development
I'm just another wasted youth

They say that I'm in need of some radical discipline
They say I gotta face the truth
That I'm just another case of arrested development
I'm just another wasted youth

They say I'm wild and I'm reckless
I should be acting my age
I'm an impressionable child
In a tulmultous world
And they say I'm at a difficult stage

But it seems to me to the contrary
Of all the crap they're gonna put on the page
That a wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age

If you want my views of history
Then there's something you should know
The three men I admire most
Are Curly, Larry, Moe
Don't worry about the future
Sooner or later it's the past
if they say the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back
If the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back

So sign up, all you raw recurits
Throw away those two-bit suits
You got your wepons cocked, your targets in your sights
There's a party raging, somewhere in the world
You gotta serve your country, gotta service your girl
You're all enducted in the army of the night
And I ain't in it for the power
And I ain't in it for my health
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all
And I sure ain't in it for the wealth
But I'm in it 'til its over
And I just can't stop
If you want to get it done, you got to fight for yourself
And I like my music like I like my life
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 16, 2007, 10:22:19 AM
Whoo.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 16, 2007, 12:02:42 PM
Well, I know I'll never be politically correct.  That's why I never plan on running for president.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 16, 2007, 01:03:51 PM
It's not Lola.  It's another song about girlfriends.  It's catchy, but the lyrics suck.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 16, 2007, 04:16:15 PM
Madhouse by Anthrax
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: bobman37 on June 16, 2007, 04:36:41 PM
This is how that song goes, to me:

IIIT'S A MADHOUSE dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
DUUUUN dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun
DUN dun dun dun dun dun dun DUUUN

Thanks Guitar Hero :)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 16, 2007, 04:52:48 PM
That's the correct version.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 16, 2007, 10:06:14 PM
What does Madhouse have to do with girlfriends?  :/
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 16, 2007, 10:16:55 PM
Weird Al...this parody is so wonderful :D

EAT IT

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no captain crunch, don't want no raison bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or tanned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it



P.S.
The song that's actually stuck in my head is "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 17, 2007, 06:09:40 AM
What does Madhouse have to do with girlfriends?  :/
You ever had one?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 17, 2007, 10:51:18 AM
no...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 17, 2007, 12:27:24 PM
I hope not! Jeeze! Does Lizard Dude know that he said that to a girl?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 17, 2007, 02:42:33 PM
Why is that so bad? It was obviously a rhetorical question anyway.

Chup Enterprises, Inc. does not endorse or promote the sentiments of Lizard Dude.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 17, 2007, 02:53:38 PM
High School Never Ends (Bowling For Soup)

Four years you think for sure
That’s all you've got to endure
All the total d****
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT!
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that’s just great

The whole #$&! world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who's having sex
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
And how did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five

Reese Witherspoon,
She’s the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, a clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
Seen it all before
I want my money back!!

The whole &!%$ world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who's having sex
Who’s in the club and who’s on the drugs
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you still listen to the same **** you did back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

The whole !&$% world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

High school never ends

High school never ends

Here we go again


I've never even actually heard this song in full.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Luigison on June 17, 2007, 02:54:04 PM
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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 17, 2007, 02:55:36 PM
^ ?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 17, 2007, 05:48:18 PM
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: superstarMASIAH on June 17, 2007, 06:47:08 PM
I made a pretty crazy song the other day with my friend and his acoustic sterling.  He's got the jamming skills, and I've got the linguistics.  I'll post it when it's done.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on June 17, 2007, 07:31:33 PM
High School Never Ends (Bowling For Soup)
*message truncated*

I was just thinking about how much working at Burger King and Walmart (and BK.. again..) are just like that song: it was like being in high school again; the gossiping, the immaturity, the people talking about people behind other people's backs.. Almost makes me feel the need to recieve a report card again.. oh wait! They do that in the real world, too, only they call it evaluation and you possibly get a raise if you get a good grade.. [/off topicness-ish]

Now, for a song I thought about today..

Ignorance is Bliss by Jellyfish

Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only king: Bowser Koopa.
I'm a turtle as you see
A little slow and a little green
But on the whole I'd say, super-duper.

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.

So let's just say: Ignorance is bliss.

Oh, while I hate to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers, you know those brothers
Oh what's their names?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy,
I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game...

Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided
I've never been fond of bookworms but then again this one does make good Mario bait
Oh I can't wait.
Ignorance is bliss.

With my magic book I'll shower
Those clumsy lizards with my power
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel.
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools.

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever, all your words are alphabet soup,
A picture tells it better.
I'll say it again: Ignorance is bliss.

Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words.

You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress.
I can't believe you waste time with these books!
You remind me of my kid sister
She read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean BIG, on her brain - what a shnook!

I'd like to get my hands...

Just one time with a monkey wrench...

I'll fix their plumbing!

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened (so misguided)
If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever (say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.

For the last time:

On second thought I think I've made my point.

Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 17, 2007, 07:55:57 PM
I love that song! <3
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 18, 2007, 02:37:27 AM
i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the [darn] ya start doin the freak
i said [darn], right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat



i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said [darn] fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house
it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the movies
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do what ya like

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on
i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
a big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a master gee am I mellow?
its on you so whatcha gonna do

well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most

its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face

like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down

like comin alive to the master gee
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the master gee
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off
i got right on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the master gee you see
the brother who rocks so viciously
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 18, 2007, 09:04:01 AM
I was going to post the lyrics to "Sweet Child O' Mine" but I think LD just posted enough lyrics to end world hunger.

Once again, "Rapper's Delight" solves a problem.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 18, 2007, 10:24:41 PM
Oh, the Kangaroo Jack song... didn't know it was THAT long.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2007, 02:41:56 PM
I'm going to post the lyrics to "get Over It" by the Eagles later on.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 23, 2007, 05:52:06 PM
American Idiot--Green Day

Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind**** America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the f****t America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.


...Well, I don't...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2007, 06:00:45 PM
Stupid Girls
P!nk


Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

PART FROM VIDEO ONLY
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
*vomits*
I WILL BE SKINNY


(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 24, 2007, 05:10:34 PM
^ Indeed (well, I'm a guy, but... dang "stupid girls"!)

Crimson and Clover--Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Ah, now I don't hardly know her
But I think I could love her
Crimson and clover
Over and over

Ah, now when she comes walkin' over
Now I've been waitin' to show her
Crimson and clover
Over and over

Yeah, my, my such a sweet thing
I wanna do everything
What a beautiful feeling
Crimson and clover
Over and over

Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 24, 2007, 05:46:02 PM
^Originally by Tommy James and the Shondells.





Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 25, 2007, 11:48:32 AM
I had no idea Joan Jett covered that song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on June 25, 2007, 12:41:46 PM
Aquarius!

There's travel in you future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day.

Pisces!

Try to avoid any Viros or Leos with the Ebola virus!
You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.

Aries!

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus!

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini!

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer!

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo!

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo!

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?


Libra!

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio!

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius!

All your friends are laughing behind your back *kill them*
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn!

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today


I am a Pisces, and ironically, prior to hearing this song for the first time, the people at work thought I was a good dancer.. XD

Sounds kinda like the day I first heard this song.  I'm Cancer, and I had just taken my Drivers' Ed test earlier that day!  Of course, there was no duct tape involved. XD

Oh, and my cousin and I gave these horoscopes to different Pokemon characters.
Meowth was Leo, Giovanni was Gemini, I think we gave Virgo to Gary, and I think we give James Taurus.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 26, 2007, 07:25:14 AM
Believe it or not, Running With Scissors was the first CD that I ever bought, closely followed by Astro Lounge by Smashmouth. Then I stopped buying CDs for several years until I discovered the Beatles, then Led Zeppelin then finally Yes, Genesis, King Crimson, Spock's Beard, The Flower Kings, Opeth, etc...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 27, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
Queen-I'm Going Slightly Mad.

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Oh dear

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Oh dear

Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Just very slightly mad

And there you have it


Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on June 28, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
Just discovered this song today.
Jesus-Queen

And then I saw Him in the crowd
A lot of people had gathered round Him
The beggars shouted the lepers called Him
The old man said nothing
He just stared about him
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down

Then came a man before His feet he fell
Unclean said the leper and rang his bell
Felt the palm of a hand touch his head
Go now go now you're a new man instead
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down

It all began with the three wise men
Followed a star took them to Bethlehem
And made it heard throughout the land
Born was a leader of man
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down

*kicking instrumental*

It all began with the three wise men
Followed a star took them to Bethlehem
And made it heard throughout the land
Born was a leader of man
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down to see the Lord Jesus
All going down

Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: bobman37 on June 28, 2007, 06:43:36 PM
I needa double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
don't be frontin' no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive thru order for two
I gots a cravin' fo a number 9 like my shoe

We need some chicken up in here
in this fizzle
fo rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle
dr pepper my brotha, anotha fo yo motha
double double supa size and don't forget the fries
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 29, 2007, 01:15:33 AM
Biiiig Mac

Biiiiig Mac
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 29, 2007, 05:58:28 PM
Haha, some boys in my play rapped that when they were "The Wannabe's" :D.

Okay...mind that this title has nothing to do with the song. I just like the rhythm.

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage - Panic! at the Disco

Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good now we're making some progress
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Applause, applause, no wait wait
Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make:
It seems the artists these days are not who you think
So we'll pick back up on that on another page

And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Metric on June 30, 2007, 12:59:29 AM
Rick Astley
Never gonna give you up
==========

We're no strangers to love....
You know the rules,
and so do I(do I do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I... Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you... understand.

Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down!
Never gonna run around,
and... desert you!

Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna tell a lie,
and hurt you.

We've known each other,
for so long.
You're hearts been aching but,
you're too shy to say it.
inside we both know what's been,
going on.
We know the game and were,
gunna play it.
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 04, 2007, 08:44:55 AM
I don't care about your karma
I don't care about what's hip
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do

I won't swim in your Jacuzzi
You can't make me settle down
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
And scream until I'm blue

I may as well be hyper
As long as I'm still around
'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back
When I'm six feet under ground

I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head?
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead

I can't stand the smell of incense
I don't really like to jog
No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car

I hate anything organic
Even health food makes me sick
You won't catch me sipping Perrier
Down in some sushi bar

I tell you, now's the time to go for
All the gusto you can grab
You'll have plenty of time to be low-key
When you're laid out on the slab

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head

I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead

I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans
No redwood hot tub to my name
I got all that I want
And if it's all the same to you
I don't need a course in self-awareness
To find out who I am

And I'd rather have a
Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack
Than all the bean sprouts in Japan

So don't ask me what I'm into
I don't need to prove I'm cool
I'll break your arm
If you ask me what's my sign

I won't tell you where my head's at
I don't need to see no shrink
Psychosis may be in this year
But I'm really not that kind
And I'm in no hurry to be casual
In fact I think I'll wait
Until I'm pushing up the daisies
(Like, wow, man, can you relate?)

I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead


Okay, I like being hippie-ish sometimes, but... yeah.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 04, 2007, 10:54:58 AM
That was a pretty bad song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 04, 2007, 11:27:55 AM
Well random songs aren't always good. But any way that was quite rude. :(
Quote from: Chupperson Weird
One could argue against the "usefulness" of that "information".
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 04, 2007, 02:07:45 PM
Yeah, that wasn't very nice at all.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 04, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
What's wrong with it? Are you New Age, or something? I mean, I don't care if you are, but...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 04, 2007, 11:01:15 PM
My motto is: Don't be hatin'
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on July 08, 2007, 09:06:57 PM
Here's a rap that I made up at work one time (though name's have been changed to protect the innocent):

My name is Toad
I don't have a lot to say.
but that's ok
'cuz I'm gonna make your day.


It's kind of short because, well, I can't rap. I am bad at singing anyway, which is why I joined the band.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 08, 2007, 09:34:29 PM
I honestly think this song is so sweet. :D

Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 14, 2007, 12:30:31 PM
     How do I breathe
    How do I breathe mmm mmm..
    Feels so different being here
    I’m so used to being next to you
    Life for me is not the same
    Theres no-one to talk to
    Don’t know why I let it go too far
    Starting over it’s so hard
    Seems like everywhere I try to go
    I keep thinking of you
    I just had a wakeup call
    Wishing that I never let you fall
    Baby your not to blame at all
    When i’m the one that pushed you away
    Baby if you knew I care
    You never would’ve went nowhere
    Girl I should have been right there

    How do I breathe
    Without you here by my side
    How will I see
    when Your love brought me to the light
    Where do I go
    When your hearts where I lay my head
    When your not with me
    How do I breathe
    How do I breathe

    Girl I’m losing my mind
    Yes I made a mistake
    Thought that you would be mine
    Guess the joke was on me
    I miss you so bad I cant sleep
    I wish I knew where you could be
    Another dude is replacing me
    Girl this cant be happening
    I just had a wakeup call
    Wishing that I never let you fall
    Baby your not to blame at all
    When i’m the one that pushed you away
    Baby if you knew I care
    You never would have went nowhere
    Girl I should have been right there

    and I wonder
    How do I breathe
    Without you here by my side
    How will I see
    when Your love brought me to the light
    Where do I go
    When your hearts where I lay my head
    When your not with me
    How do I breathe
    How do I breathe

    I cant get over you no
    Baby I dont wanna let go
    Girl you need to come home
    Back to me
    Cause girl you made it hard to breathe
    When your not with me

    Tell me
    How do I breathe
    Without you here by my side
    How will I see
    When Your love brought me to the light
    Where do I go
    When your hearts where I laid my head
    When your not with me
    How do I breathe
    How do I breathe

    Tell me
    How do I breathe
    Without you here by my side
    How will I see
    When Your love brought me to the light
    Where do I go
    When your hearts where I laid my head
    When your not with me
    How do I breathe
    How do I breathe
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on July 14, 2007, 07:12:30 PM
Battle Without Honor or Humanity

Duhduhdundundun-dundun-dahdahdahdah
Duhduhdundundun-dun-dun...
DAH-DAH-DAH!!
Dun-DUN-duhduhdun-DUN-dunduhdundun
DAH-DAH-DAH!!
Dun-DUN-duhduhdun-DUN-dunduhdundun-duh-duh
Neewr, neeneenownownow, neernaneernaneewr,
NUH-Nuh!
Dun-DUN-duhduhdun-DUN-dunduhdundun-duh-duh
DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH!!!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on July 15, 2007, 02:48:22 PM
I don't know all the words (can't understand half of them, and I'm not going to bother with trying to type up half of the theme), but one of my favorite songs is the Ranma 1/2 opening that goes like Yappa Paa, Yappa Paa..
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 09, 2007, 10:20:48 AM
A slight BUMP.

Pink Floyd--Comfortably Numb

Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?

Come on, now.
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant shipsmoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I can't explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

Okay.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
There'll be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working. Good.
That'll keep you going for the show.
Come on, it's time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant shipsmoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 25, 2008, 12:30:34 PM
They say I'm a fool
Because I believe,
But I know enough
To know I can dream.
The wings on the wind,
They cut across the town;
My moment is here,
My moment is now!

Here I stand,
On the edge of a dream!
The future before me,
And time in between,
Here I am
On the edge of a dream!
EDGE OF A DREAM!

They say I'm too late
As if it's a crime,
Yet here on the edge,
There's no feeling of time.
I'm weaker to dare
Than willing to try:
Maybe I'll fall,
But maybe I'll fly!

Here I stand!
On the edge of a dream!
The future before me
And time in between,
Here I am!
On the edge of a dream!
EDGE OF A DREAM!

MY life... has ALways been
So arranged,
So planned!
BUT NOT THIS TIME!
'Cause HERE I STAND!
On the edge of a dream!
The future before me
AND TIME IN BETWEEN!
Here I am!
On the edge of a dream!
EDGE OF A DREAM!

---

Edge of a Dream, Steve McClintock
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: penguinwizard on May 25, 2008, 01:31:54 PM
I think it's hard to do the lyrics to this song without feeling embarrassed by adding in the "Oh woh woh woh"s along the way, so I just posted the main lyrics. More accurate lyrics found here (http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/reel_big_fish/average_man.html).

Reel Big Fish -- Average Man

I just became a member of a club known as the bumbling fools
Botching the game and the best things in life is the motto and the rule
But if you can open up your heart and hear me out just for tonight
Baby I got something to prove to you
I gotta show you I can do it right

Get out
Don't want to see you again
Maybe we can still be friends
I know that I'm gonna go screw it up in the end
But that's okay cause I'm your average man

I'm your average man

So I turned tail and ran
And I know you're not my biggest fan
But whatever you want me to
You know that I'm gonna do it now or do the best that I can
So if you can open up your heart and hear me out just one more time
Baby I've got something to say to you
I was wrong and the fault is mine

Get out
Don't want to see you again
Maybe we can still be friends
I know that I'm gonna go screw it up in the end
But that's okay cause I'm your average man

I'm your average man

Baby you could do a whole lot better
But you could definitely do a whole lot worse
How can I even try to do better
If you won't give me a chance to be better first

Get out
Don't want to see you again
Maybe we can still be friends
I know that I'm gonna go screw it up in the end
But that's okay cause I'm your average man

I'm your average man
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 26, 2008, 07:09:51 PM
Friends will be friends by Queen:

Another red letter day
So the pound has dropped and the children are creating
The other half ran away
Taking all the cash and leaving you with the lumber
Got a pain in the chest
Doctor's on strike what you need is a rest

It's not easy love but you've got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hands cos friends will be friends right till the
end

Now it's a beautiful day
The postman delivered a letter from your lover
Only a phone call away
You tried to track him down but somebody stole his number
As a matter of fact
You're getting used to life without him in your way

It's so easy now 'cos you got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hands cos friends will be friends right till the
end

It's so easy now 'cos you got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hands cos friends will be friends right till the
end

Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hands 'cos right till the end-
Friends will be friends

Also, heres the song in hi-def: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-V-uytZ0DT8 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-V-uytZ0DT8)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on June 18, 2008, 10:59:18 AM
All*Star by Smashing Pumpkins
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 19, 2008, 09:12:52 AM
Well, the idea, is to post the lyrics, but...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 20, 2008, 05:58:57 PM
Eric Prydz
"Call on Me"

Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Cooooorrrn beeeeeef
Halloween
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: dc804 on June 20, 2008, 06:08:31 PM
I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And everything I had to know
I heard it on my radio
Radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds -- invaded by Mars
You made 'em laugh -- you made 'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly

So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know or just don't care
And just complain when you're not there
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you!

We watch the shows -- we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio -- Radio

All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you!

You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you!
Loves you
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2008, 12:18:32 AM
Fences by Paramore

I'm sitting in a room,
Made up of only big white walls and in the hall
There are people looking through
The window in the door
they know exactly what we're here for.

Don't look up
Just let them think
There's no place else
You'd rather be.

You're always on display
For everyone to watch and learn from,
Don't you know by now,
You can't turn back
Because this road is all you'll ever have.

And it's obvious that you're dying, dying.
Just living proof that the camera's lying.
And oh oh open wide, 'cause this is your night.
So smile, 'cause you'll go out in style.
You'll go out in style.

If you let me I could,
I'd show you how to build your fences,
Set restrictions, separate from the world.
The constant battle that you hate to fight,
Just blame the limelight.

Don't look up
Just let them think
There's no place else
You'd rather be.

And now you can't turn back
Because this road is all you'll ever have.

And it's obvious that you're dying, dying.
Just living proof that the camera's lying.
And oh oh open wide, 'cause this is your night.
So smile.

Yeah, yeah you're asking for it
With every breath that you breathe in
Just breathe it in.
Yeah, yeah well you're just a mess
You do all this big talking
So now let's see you walk it.
I said let's see you walk it.

Yeah, yeah well you're just a mess
You do all this big talking
So now let's see you walk it.
I said let's see you walk it.

And it's obvious that you're dying, dying.
Just living proof that the camera's lying.
And oh oh open wide, yeah oh oh open wide.
Yeah, oh oh open wide,
'Cause you'll go out in style.
You'll go out in style.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ambulance Y on June 23, 2008, 01:06:02 AM
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Ashley


Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SolidShroom on June 23, 2008, 08:27:03 AM
That's Rick Astley, you noob.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Johnny_Macho on June 23, 2008, 11:00:39 AM
Rick Rolled!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 23, 2008, 12:42:21 PM
Hey, megamush got us on the Pointless Topic too, you know.

Oh, and LOL at Glorb's "Call on Me" lyrics. It does sound like that, now that you mention it...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Johnny_Macho on June 26, 2008, 08:47:34 PM
I like songs.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on July 02, 2008, 02:06:56 PM
Daft Punk
"The Brainwasher"

IIIIIIIII AAAMMMMMMMM
the
BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNWAAAAASSHHAAAAAHHHH
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Jman on July 02, 2008, 10:49:57 PM
"Show Me The Way"
    Styx

Every night I say a prayer in the hope that there's a heaven
And every day I'm more confused as the saints turn into sinners
All the heroes and legends I knew as a child have fallen to idols of clay
And I feel this empty place inside so afraid that I've lost my faith

Show me the way, show me the way
Take me tonight to the river
And wash my illusions away
Show me the way

And as I slowly drift to sleep, for a moment dreams are sacred
I close my eyes and know there's peace in a world so filled with hatred
That I wake up each morning and turn on the news to find we've so far to go
And I keep on hoping for a sign, so afraid that I just won't know

Show me the way, Show me the way
Bring me tonight to the mountain
And wash my confusion away

And if I see a light, should I believe
Tell me how will I know

Show me the way, show me the way
Take me tonight to the river
And wash my illusions away
Show me the way, show me the way
Give me the strength and the courage
To believe that I'll get there someday
Show me the way

Every night I say a prayer
In the hope that there's a heaven
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: kirbyman on July 08, 2008, 05:21:54 AM
Daft Punk "Around the World" lyrics.

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This is seriously the entire song. Wohzers.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 08, 2008, 06:11:12 AM
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage - Panic! at the Disco

That song can be ridiculously catchy. >_<

The Zephyr Song - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Can I get your hand to write on
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What am I to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash a light on
Take a look it’s on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Did you meet your fortune teller
Get it off with no propeller
Do it up it’s always stellar
What a way to finally smell her
Pick it up, but not too strong - for you
Take a piece and pass it on

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We’ll find a place together
Fly on my wind

Rebel and a liberator
Find a way to be a skater
Rev it up to levitate her
Super friendly aviator
Take a look it’s on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We’ll find a place together
In the water where I center my emotion
All the world can pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
We’ll find a place together

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - do you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - won’t you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We’ll find a place together

In the water where I center my emotion
All the world can pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
We’re gonna live forever
Forever
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on July 08, 2008, 08:02:06 AM
Rick Astley
Never gonna give you up
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Ashley
Considering that both were rickrolls, one from its childhood and one from its autumn years, considering that it was on the page immediately before, I'm going to have to say that's a pretty tough fail, there.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on July 08, 2008, 02:49:14 PM
Daft Punk "Around the World" lyrics.

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This is seriously the entire song. Wohzers.

Such profound lyrics. I'm guessing that's the super-extended club mix?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on July 08, 2008, 05:33:50 PM
You do NOT want to see the lyrics for the super-extended club mix.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on July 12, 2008, 07:44:15 AM
Great, now I'm listening to The Bravery. My friends need to stop turning me on to new music; it's getting costly.

The Bravery
"Believe"

Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh-oooooooh
Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh-oooooooh
Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh-oooooooh
Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooooh

The faces all around me they don't smile they just crack
Waiting for our ship to come but our ship's not coming back
We do have time like pennies in a jar
What are we saving for
What are we saving for

There's a smell of stale feeling that's drinking from my skins
The drinking never stops because the drink absolves our sins
We sit and throw our roots into the floor
What are we waiting for
What are we waiting for

So give me something to believe
Cause I am living just to breathe
And I need something more
To keep on breathing for
So give me something to believe

Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh-oooooooh
Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooooh

Something's always coming you can hear it in the ground
It swells into the air
With the rising
Rising sound
And never comes but shakes the boards and rattles all the doors
What are we waiting for
What are we waiting for

So give me something to believe
Cause I am living just to breath
And I need something more
To keep on breathing for
So give me something to believe

I am hiding from some beast
But the beast was always here
Watching without eyes
Because the beast is just my fear
That I am just nothing
Now its just what I've become
What am I waiting for
Its already done

Ohhhhhhh

So give me something to believe
Cause I am living just to breath
And I need something more
To keep on breathing for
So give me something to believe

Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh-oooooooh
Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh-oooooooh
Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh-oooooooh
Ooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooooooh
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 21, 2008, 03:02:10 PM
Why not
Take a crazy chance?
Why not
Do a crazy dance?
If you lose a moment,
You might lose a lot!
So why not?
Why not?

You always dress in yellow
When you wanna dress in gold;
Instead of listenin' to your heart,
You do just what you're told.
You keep waiting where you are
For what you'll never know.
So let's just get into my car
And go, baby, go!

So
Why not
Take a crazy chance?
Why not
Do a crazy dance?
If you lose a moment,
You might lose a lot,
So why not?
Why not?

Some song by Hilary Duff. Dang Disney Channel. How many years has it been since they played that video, and it's still ingrained in my memory.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 04, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love In My Tummy (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ)

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin' you
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to hold you
Ooh love to kiss you
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I won't let you go

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
And as silly as it may seem
The lovin' that you're givin'
Is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar
Kind-a like spices
Kind-a like, like what you do
Kind-a sounds funny
But your love honey
Honey, I love you

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
That your love can satisfy
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

Ooh love to hold you
Ooh love to kiss you
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I won't let you go

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin' you
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to hold you
Ooh love to kiss you
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I won't let you go
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on August 04, 2008, 08:09:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS5ER8HaIhU
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SushieBoy on August 04, 2008, 08:30:56 PM
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
THINK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
TALK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
MAKE IT HAPPEN
LET'S WORK IT OUT
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL


Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Johnny_Macho on August 04, 2008, 10:22:12 PM
The theme song for The Jeffersons

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in teh big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 06, 2008, 08:41:40 AM
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
THINK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
TALK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
MAKE IT HAPPEN
LET'S WORK IT OUT
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL
I now hate you.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 06, 2008, 08:57:58 AM
I second that hate.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 06, 2008, 09:16:14 AM
07:30:56 pm

I hate that second.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2008, 06:45:34 PM
Lifeseeker
"Gone Guru"

Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
gave away my possessions and moved into a chevy
van, yeah thats the masterplan
drive into the woods and eat corn out the can
yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band
the groupies the booze, the all night jams
now all these fans, asking where did he go?
meditating on a rock letting go of the ego
so rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain
they took half my nuts and berries
and riddled "who's counting?"
bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting
now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain
seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween
grubs in the ground, it was so serene
the sky was blue, yeah the grass was green
and that's three square meals if you know what I mean
so now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of ****
my third eyes open so give me some swiss miss
saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street
though I was down with God I had to yell retreat

because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo
rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
set the animals free from the pimpin zoo
and I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue

Out in the desert on a three day stint
I had a revelation and I made a mint
so take a hint and won't you join the club
send your wife to my hut for the body rub
pumpin metal guru in the subaru
four wheel drive to the commune
pick up the crew
and we out to the zen monastery on the prairie
where I milk the holy cow but quit the dairy
snowboarding with the yeti eating vegi spaghetti
don't have to live like no refuge, peace to tom petty!
ready steady spiritually grow
til I found out my boy worked for the cointelpro
gram [darn] now I gots to scram
and start handing out my leaflets in bethlehem
cause the bibles played out so I'm writing a new text
we are all one, so what's the problem with group sex!?
and so many children want to join the fold
mike love on line two, put that sucker on hold
and shine, to thine own self be true
they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
yeah shine, to thine own self be true
they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
you got to shine! to thine own self be true
they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

gone guru in my new nehru
so rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
I'll deliver whover pays what's due
that's nine for me and one for you

awwww yeah we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight
we got that incense, burning! we got them peacock feathers, tickling!
we got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can use
so come on people, get with the program, we can get this together...
tonight!

too many wives for ohio they were looking to try me
so I got twelve divorces said aloha hawaii
arrived without traveling they lost my bags
another trial for my people, don't scratch the jag!
you know they say hang loose, but they really don't mean it!
deported me to rio and you watched it on cnet
news, chumps had me singing the blues
til thirty thousand showed up with the right to choose
rose petals in path milk in my bath
and now harrison ford wants my autograph
I laughed when we met cause he busted a sweat
then I stuck out my tongue he donated a jet
cold stole the spotlight from the dali lama
cause my crews coming tight in the orange pajamas
got sixteen caddies and 29 rolls
f*** the shoes I transcended the sole
with constant expansion I live in a mansion
getting jiggy with madonna and marilyn manson
sixty minutes expose taxes you never paid
papparazzi! code blue! down toupee!
yes I'm starting to age I can feel it in my bones
my advisors tell me, start thinking bout clones
found out! heaven is a place on earth!
I cut off my head it cost all I was worth
cryogenic robot, now my head can spin
I'll be around a million years, let the party begin
party robot, now my head can spin
I'll be around a million years let the party begin

gone guru new nehru
rock tamborine and didgeri too
must free animals from pimpin zoo
deliver who? 2+2
gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SushieBoy on August 08, 2008, 09:22:07 PM
I now hate you.

AWWWW but why? That song is awesome!

I second that hate.

What you too?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 08, 2008, 10:51:46 PM
The Streak by Ray Stevens

Reporter: Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Witness: Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique


Reporter: This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Witness: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique


Reporter: Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Witness: Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's. Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
The fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek

Witness: Here he comes again. Who's that with him? Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doin'? You git yer clothes on!

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

Witness: Ethel! Where you goin'? Ethel, you shameless hussy! Say it isn't so, Ethel!

Ethelllllll!!!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 08, 2008, 11:54:53 PM
Best song yet.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: SushieBoy on August 10, 2008, 03:49:50 PM
Best song yet.

NOT SO FAST


































































































WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
THINK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
TALK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
MAKE IT HAPPEN
LET'S WORK IT OUT
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 11, 2008, 07:39:56 AM
Curses! He's right!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on August 11, 2008, 10:57:27 AM
You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever,
But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun.

And the colors of the sea blind your eyes with trembling mermaids,
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave ulysses:
How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing,
For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips.

And you see a girls brown body dancing through the turquoise,
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body,
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.

Her name is aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell,
And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands
With tales of brave ulysses; how his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.

The tiny purple fishes run lauging through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on August 13, 2008, 03:20:13 PM
R-E-C-Y-C-L-E RECYCLE!
C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E CONSERVE!

Don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E
Pollute the rivers, sky, or sea
or else we're going to get
what we deserve!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: kirbyman on August 13, 2008, 03:35:09 PM
Lazytown: You're a Pirate


Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Weigh anchooor!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahaha! (Yay!)

We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

Laaaand ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Hahahahaa!
You're a pirate!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 13, 2008, 04:14:54 PM
I pile on the candy, it's such a pretty sight:
It makes the food taste dandy, but my tummy hurts all night.
I'll put in some ingredients, but keep the rest for me!
I'm not just disobedient, I'm careful, can't you see?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book,
You know you can't be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake!
Finally! It's time to make a cake!

Making food is just like science, with tools to blend and baste,
and every fun appliance gives the food a different taste.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book,
You know you can't be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake!
Finally! It's time to make a (you gotta do the cooking by the book) cake! (echo)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: kirbyman on August 14, 2008, 04:47:06 AM
Quick and suave, no one knows who it was.
He's a shh...secret agent.
With phones on his feet, he's a spy you cant beat.
He's a shh...secret agent.

If you've got his back against the wall.
You'll discover he's not there at all.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!
Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!
X-ray vision, a man on a mission.
He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

With gadgets galore, no one knows what's in store...
For the shh...secret agent.
Saving the world, and getting the girl.
He's a shh...secret agent.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!
Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!
X-ray vision, a man on a mission.
He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

Secret agent maaaannnn...

Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 14, 2008, 07:07:09 AM
Secret... ASIAN MAN! Secret... ASIAN MAN!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 15, 2008, 09:17:05 PM
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning on us
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


Just found out about this song, really.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: kirbyman on August 16, 2008, 08:31:55 AM
Thirller:


It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the terrors on the screen,
I'll make you see

That it's a thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller,
Thriller here tonight

(Rap performed by Vincent Price)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 22, 2008, 07:29:14 AM
CrossEyed7 in concert!



I'm your basic average girl
And I'm here to save the world
You can't stop me 'cause I'm

Kim.

Poss.

Uh.

Bull.

*wham!*

There is nothing I can't do
So when danger calls, just know that I am on my way

(know that I am on my way)

Doesn't matter where or when there's trouble
If you just call my name:

Kim!
Possible!

Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me
When you wanna page me,
It's okay
I just can't wait
Until I hear my cell phone ree-yaay-ying!
A line I can't remember,
Everything is gonna be all right
Whenever you need me, baby

Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me.

*beep beep BEEP beep!*

*Tahj Mowry might say something here*

What's the sitch?

*beep beep BEEP beep!*

Oooh yeah yeah!



HE'S THE FAMOUS JETT JACKSON!

he's not what you think 'cuz he's all alone
he lives in a house and he has a phone
and thingie and everything, oh...


HE'S THE FAMOUS JETT JACKSON!

*repeat for a while*



Destiny's Child: When they called us to do the Proud Family theme song, I was all like, aaah!

Family.
A family.
Proud faaam-uuuh-llleeee!
They'll make you screeeam!
And make you want to siiing!
F-f-f-family!



*hums the Dinosaurs theme song*



Chew! Chuh-chuh-chuh-*piano!*

It's a rare condition
This day and age
To read any good news
On the newspaper page.
Lovin' tradition
And the grand desiiiign
Some people say
Is even harder to find
Well then there must be some magic clue
InSIIIIDE these gentle walls!
'Cuz all I see
Is a tower of dreams!
Real love burstin' outta
Every seam!
As days go by!
There's room for you!
Room for me!
For gentle hearts and opportunity!
As days go by!
It's the bigger love the family yeah!
*piano!*



Show me that smile again!
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'!
We're nowhere near the end,
The best is ready to begin:
Ooohhooohooowoooohoo!
As long as we got each other,
*electric guitar*
We got the world spinnin' right in our hands,
Baby, you and me,
We gotta be,
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin';
As long as we keep on givin'
*electric guitar*
We can take anything that comes our way,
Baby, rain or shine,
All the time!
We got each other,
Sharin' the laughter and love!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 22, 2008, 07:38:45 AM
It started when an alien device did what it did
And stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid
Now he's got super powers, he's no ordinary kid
He's Ben 10.

So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise,
He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes
He's slimy, freaky, fast and strong, he's every shape and size
He's Ben 10

Armed with powers, he's on the case
Fighting off evil from Earth or space
He'll never stop till he makes them pay
'Cause he's the baddest kid to ever save the day
Ben 10
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 22, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
Harry Potter, Domo-kun, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon
Stephen Colbert, Captain Picard, Attack of the Show
Technologic, curb stomp, New Orleans, falling Thwomp
Bell peppers, Brian Peppers, MySpace is emo

Captain Kirk, oh snap, Bill Cosby, it's a trap
Connery, O RLY?, Katamari Damacy
Cuppycake Gumdrops, spinnaz never gonna stop
Butterfinger, Lex Luthor, screw you Scientology

We didn't start this website
It was always twisted since the sites existed
We didn't start this website
No we didn't code it but we're gonna vote it

Had one weakness, Third Reich, Zelda, ***** stole my bike
Linsdsay Lohan, Sonic, Hassan, NEDM
JoshCube, camping n00b, Internet's a big tube
Hax, Max, horsedick, stapler, Tiny Tim
What is Love, Dew Army, safety isn't guaranteed
VinnyWeapons, Cloudsong, MasterSitsu, Donkey Kong
Conan, Cyberman, Asiacopter, G-Man
Dschinghis Khan, Pokémon, people raiding eBaum

We didn't start the website
Though we didn't start it made it look retarded
We didn't start the website
No we're not the smartest but we're still called artists

Willy Wonka, virgin nerd, didn't say the magic word
Best day ever, Michael Moore, holy crap a dinosaur
Spiderman, barrel roll, Batman stares into your soul
Had it with these F'in snakes, punch the keys for god's sakes

Darth Vader, Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi
LazyTown, Gay Fuel pride, Syncan's gonna break my stride
Eon8, Soylent Green, never-ending ball machine
Shoe on head, violin, stingray killed Steve Irwin

We didn't start the website
We may be inventive but we're not attentive
We didn't start the website
No we didn't make it but we're here to break it

PS3 versus Wii, 64 and DBZ
Russia, A-ha, World of Warcraft drama
very greedy seagull, Chunk is indestructible
Burger King, racial slur, pranking telemarketer
Chuck Norris, chocolate, Jesus and a fish biscuit
Kool-Aid, not afraid, Dr-L337 is getting laid

We didn't start the website
They may call us losers but there's lots of users
We didn't start the website
Much more than a blog
cause We're the men now dog, now dog, now dog...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 22, 2008, 12:22:36 PM
I remember Eon8. You know Eon5 (http://eon5.com/) is still up, and still makes no sense, and is still strangely unsettling?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 27, 2008, 10:34:15 PM
It's the End of the Game as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

That’s great, it starts with the arcades,
Glitches and Polybius.
Electronics are killing us
E.T.’s in New Mexico
Atheistic Nintendo
Link’s on the CD-i
Why did Aeris have to die?
Mortal Kombat, Night Trap, one fun—nice? No.
ESRB’s here thanks to Joey L.; oh, well.
Capcom is on fire, Mega Man’s got seven games—yeah, but now he’s up for hire and they’re all just [dukar]e.
Felicia, Krystal, better hurry ‘cause there’s furries breathing down your neck.
Magazine reviewers baffled, steep, ugly lump.
“Hey, 3DO’s lame!” Fine then.
Pokemon overflow, half-thousand’s quite enough, but it won’t do.
Try it out, throw it out.
Devs serve their own needs,
Let your wallet just bleed.
Tell me that the patches and the delays don’t just bite—bite.
It’s teh uber gay, un-BA, flame, troll, Uwe Boll, feelin’ pretty dull.

It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o’ clock—gaming hour.
Don’t go playing Deadly Towers.
Slash and gone, respawn, loading dragging on, on.
Lock-On cartridge Genesis and Stop ‘N Swap, GameCube links.
Every gimmick escalates. The AV cords incinerate.
32X now, Game.com now. Jaguar, Jaguar.
Watch the thing crash, crash.
Uh oh, now the Madden Curse—could be worse. No one’s yet in a hearse!
The Virtual, the Virtual, the Virtual Boy tries.
Teachers and my parents offer me alternatives and I decline.

It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine.

The Saturn hit stores out of place, Sega left the console race.
64 games get scorn.
Mass Effect’s not porn.
E3’s going stale, Jack Thompson and Sony ads.
Controller Phat, bad ports, Gizmondo, Wii!
It’s overpricing, overhyping, bugs, Hot Coffee, right? Right.

It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine…fine…
(It’s time I played some solo mode)


That took me... probably an hour or so to write.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Pt_Peach on August 28, 2008, 09:19:43 AM
We Will Rock You - Queen


Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you’re a young man hard man
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you’re an old man poor man
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 29, 2008, 08:35:54 AM
All around me are familiar faces 
Worn out places 
Worn out faces 
Bright and early for the daily races 
Going nowhere 
Going nowhere 
Their tears are filling up their glasses 
No expression 
No expression 
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow 
No tomorrow 
No tomorrow 
 
And I find I kind of funny 
I find it kind of sad 
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had 
I find it hard to tell you 
I find it hard to take 
When people run in circles its a very very 
Mad world 
Mad world 
 
Children waiting for the day they feel good 
Happy birthday 
Happy birthday 
And I feel the way that every child should 
Sit and listen 
Sit and listen 
Went to school and I was very nervous 
No one knew me 
No one knew me 
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson 
Look right through me 
Look right through me
 
And I find I kind of funny 
I find it kind of sad 
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had 
I find it hard to tell you 
I find it hard to take 
When people run in circles its a very very 
Mad world 
Mad world
Enlarging your world
Mad world
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: nensondubois on August 31, 2008, 06:52:57 PM
NewsRadio TV sitcom Theme Song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 05, 2008, 11:45:58 AM
Ain't got no water, anywhere,
The food is bad! So's the air!
Got no resources, we're in a great big stupor,
All because of the evil King Koopa!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 05, 2008, 06:51:59 PM
She turned the nightlight on and blew him a kiss.
He stared back through his green crayola eyes.
She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc.
Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize.

Joining a fan club with my friends.
Filling our bathtubs with t-shirts and 8x10s.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.

Downstairs the late show's blasting "Age of the Rock".
The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way.
Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing "dig down deep".
'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray.

Joining a fan club with my pen.
Filling my bathtub with holy water and amens.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.

Shake that woody.
(Shake it) For me, St. Pinocchio.
You've made your money, now watch that money grow.

Joining a fan club, best be warned.
He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns.
We'd be so dreamy,
Sharing his black caviar.
While I'm picking up a fallen star.
Joining a fan club is a big mistake.
I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate.
I wished I'd loved him,
Before fate crashed his car.
Say a prayer for the fallen star.


I don't exactly know what this song is about... but it's stuck in my head.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on September 05, 2008, 07:14:33 PM
This is the song that never ends!
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because.. *repeat until insanity sets in*
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 10, 2008, 05:08:47 PM
LOTS OF SCRIBBLES! (or maybe boxes)

あの時 最高のリアルが向こうから会いに来たのは
僕らの存在はこんなにも単純だと笑いに来たんだ
耳を塞いでも両手をすり抜ける真実に惑うよ
細い体のどこに力を入れて立てばいい?

アンインストール アンインストール
この星の無数の塵のひとつだと
今の僕には理解できない
アンインストール アンインストール
恐れを知らない戦士のように
振る舞うしかない アンインストール

僕らの無意識は勝手に研ぎ澄まされていくようだ
ベッドの下の輪郭のない気配に
この瞳が開く時は心など無くて
何もかも壊してしまう激しさだけ
静かに消えて行く季節も選べないというのなら

アンインストール アンインストール
僕の代わりがいないなら
普通に流れてたあの日常を
アンインストール アンインストール
この手で終わらせたくなる
なにも悪いことじゃない アンインストール

アンインストール アンインストール
この星の無数の塵のひとつだと
今の僕には理解できない
アンインストール アンインストール
恐れを知らない戦士のように
振る舞うしかない アンインストール
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 10, 2008, 05:30:24 PM
I know he wrote it quite some time ago, but I find ShadowBrain's "End of the Game" extremely amusing. 5 stars, man.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 10, 2008, 06:00:11 PM
Thanks! I was worried no one was going to say anything...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 19, 2008, 08:12:28 PM
"I'm not a perfect peeeersoooon! Theres lots of things I wish I didn't dooooooooooooooo!
But I continue learniiiiiiiiing! 
I never meant to do those things to yooooooooooooou!   And now I have to say before I goooooooooooo! 
That I just want you to knoooooooooooooow!  I'VE FOUND A REASON FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TO CHANGE WHO I USED TO BEEEEEEE!  A REASON TO START OVER NEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!
And the reason is yooooooooooooou!!!!!"

and thats all I remember.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on September 23, 2008, 04:21:20 PM
Let's gather round the campfire
and sing our campfire song

Our C A M P F I R E S O N G song
and if you don't think that we could
sing it faster, then you're wrong!
But it would help if you'd just sing along

Bum bum bum..

(faster)
C A M P F I R E S O N G song
C A M P F I R E S O N G song
if you don't think that we could
sing it faster, then you're wrong!
But it would help if you'd just sing along

(faster again)
C A M P F I R E S O N G song! Patrick!

FIRE! C A M P F I- Squidward!
*Squidward just sits there*

Good!

It would help! It would he-ee-elp
If you just sing alooooong!

Oh yeah!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 25, 2008, 09:03:23 AM
F is fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium...bombs!
N is for No survivors!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 25, 2008, 01:14:47 PM
Once upon a time you could be a bad guy,
And you'd live to see another day.
But now you'd never manage,
Boy, you'd be brain damaged,
Just to think that you could get away.

The power has arrived in a dream team.
A force where one and one makes three.
And when the trail's gone cold,
And the lies have been told,
This crew will find what you can't see.

Yeah, danger hides when the hyper bee flies,
And the ninja stars fly too.
The muscle is Vector, the comical actor (or comic collector, or karma collector),
And he's sworn to fight for you!

TEAM CHAOTIX!!
They're detectives you want on your side.
TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Their directive's tracking down your crimes.
Come along for the ride.
Truth can run but not hide
For long.
The game
Is on
NOW!

Remember when stealin' used to be a good dealin'
And the crooked life would always pay?
Well, now that the team's in town,
That's all gone underground.
But it's a worry to this very day.

A challenge has been issued by the Eggman.
This mission's gonna need them all.
And though his hopes grow thin and the outlook is grim,
These three are gonna heed his call.

Yeah, Charmy's thing is dishin' out first sting,
As the green one cheers them on.
Espio is clearly ready to go.
Run down who done you wrong! (or I doubt they'll do you wrong)

TEAM CHAOTIX!!
They're detectives you want on your side.
TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Their directive's tracking down your crimes.
Come along for the ride. (TEAM CHAOTIX!!)
Truth can run but not hide
For long.
The game
Is on
NOW!

TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Sonic Heroes, what's your problem please?
TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Watch those three go make the outlaws bleed. (or Watch the screen go at the emeralds green)

There's no way you can win (TEAM CHAOTIX!!)
If it's trouble you're in. (...CHAOTIX!!)
They're gonna kick your...

TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: kirbyman on September 27, 2008, 09:50:27 AM
Wormy- Friend Song:

A friend is a friend
'Til the end of the end,
That's forever and a day.
Stay by your side,
Won't hear me say goodbye,
Come what may,
'Cause that's
What friends do.
'Cause that's
What friends do.
'Cause that's
What friends do.
'Cause that's
What friends do.

Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 16, 2008, 04:20:14 PM
Ugly apparition, God's gift to oxygen
The puffed-up immortal son
How they love him 'cause he'll become
The ghost at number one

How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be a loaded gun?
How does it feel
Inside a chamber packed with **** and spite?

Sure life's no cherry but a cupcake for the meek (shootupbopbop)
So he shoots up his poison
Until the frosting tastes so sweet (Like a valen....tiiiiiiiiiiiine)
Yeah he's givin' it all he's got the king of rebels hit the jackpot
But his finish line was an artistic flop
Even the critics can't outrun
The ghost at number one

How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be a chalkline dollar sign
How does it feel
Up at the address all the widows write?

Mrs. Lynn the fruit of your labour
Gives us a savior, nappy superstar.
To you we bid congratulations, to him adulation.
A blessed life begun
For the ghost at number one.

How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be a visionary poet
How does it feel
To pack a pen with vinegar and insight
How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be so deep down underground?
How does it feel
To be the only one who knows you've been buried alive?

Mrs Lynn the fruit of your labour
Gives us a savior.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on February 15, 2009, 07:54:18 PM
Happiness is a warm gun...
Bang bang, shoot shoot
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 15, 2009, 08:09:47 PM
You are now officially my honorary friend.

This song isn't stuck in my head, per se, but I find myself singing it in the shower all the same...

It's alright
to tell me
what you think
about me
I won't try
to argue
or hold it
against you
I know that
you're leaving
you must have
your reasons
The season
is calling
your pictures
are falling down

The steps that
I retrace
the sad look
on your face
The timing
and structure
did you hear
he f***ed her?
A day late
a buck short
I'm writing
the report
On losing
and failing
when I move
I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe
I'll see you
at a movie
sneak preview
You'll show up
and walk by
on the arm
of that guy
And I'll smile
and you'll wave
we'll pretend
it's okay
The charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back

And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And you've been there for too long
To face this on your own
Well I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 15, 2009, 11:14:44 PM
lyrics

In my eyes, you've won the thread. By the way, are you aware they've recently got back together?

Anyway:



I said the joker is a wanted man
He makes his way all across the land
See him sifting through the sand
So I'll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief in the night
He's always laughing in the midst of power
Always living in the final hour
There is always sweet in sour
So we are not goin' home

Can you see the joker flying over
As she's standing in the field of clover
Watching out everyday, I wonder what would happen if ya took her away

What you see, well you might not know
You get the feelin' comin' after the glow
The vagabond is moving slow
So I'll tell you all the story 'bout the joker and the thief in the night
All the people that you see in the night
Hold their dreams up to the light
The wild beast is searching for sight
And we are not goin' home

Can you see the joker flying over
As she's standing in the field of clover
Watching out everyday, I wonder what would happen if ya took her away

[Solo]

I said the joker is a wanted man
He makes his way all across the land
See him sifting through the sand
So I'll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief, I said
I'll tell you the story 'bout the the joker and the thief, I said
I'll tell you the story 'bout the the joker and the thief in the night
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: dc804 on February 15, 2009, 11:28:10 PM
Sharp Dressed Man, by ZZ TOP

_______________________________________________
Clean shirt, new shoes

And I don't know where I'm goin' to

Silk suit, black tie

I don't need a reason why

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man



Gold watch, diamond ring

I ain't missin' a single thing

And cufflinks, stick pin

When I step out I'm gonna do you in

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man



Top coat, top hat

I don't worry coz my wallet's fat

Black shades, white gloves

Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
_____________________________________________________________
I like to call this The Obama Song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 16, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
By the way, are you aware they've recently got back together?
They broke up? Well, I suppose a band member being in a plane crash will do that to you... or was it because of something else? I wouldn't know; I'm not a fan, per se, but I like 2/3 of their songs I've consciously heard (I've heard three).

Okay, it's not stuck in my head as much as it used to be, but I'm still belting out the first two parts in the shower...

Hey,
Don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out,
Or looked down on.
Just try your best,
Try everything you can.
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)

Hey,
You know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better on your own, (on your own)
So don't buy in.
Live right now.
Yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough (good enough)
For someone else.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)

Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out, (feel left out)
Or looked down on.
Just do your best, (just do your best)
Do everything you can. (do everything you can)
And don't you worry what their bitter hearts (bitter hearts)
Are gonna say.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on February 26, 2009, 05:11:29 PM
Happiness is a warm gun...
Bang bang, shoot shoot
She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
When I hold you in my arms
(Ooooooooohhh, oh yeah!)
And when I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
-Yes it is, it's a warm gun!
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Yeeeaahhh!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Captain Jim on February 26, 2009, 05:26:16 PM
SUDDEN SUBJECT CHANGE!

Let's see if you can beat this rap!


All right, we're here, just sitting in the car
I want you to show me if you can get far

Step on the gas
Step on the brakes
Now step on the gas

When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam
No pause in between, come on, let's jam

Step on the gas
Step on the brakes
Step on the brakes
Step on the gas

I'm glad you know which way to go
But it ain't gonna stop me, here we go

Check and turn the signal to the right
Now turn to the right
Check and turn the signal to the left
Now turn to the left

Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car!
We got an emergency, can't you see?

Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess What
Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess What
I forgot to close the door

Now just don't forget
This ain't Kung Fu, come on again!

Check and turn the signal to the right
Step on the gas
Now turn to the right
Check and turn the signal to the left
Step on the gas
Now turn to the left

Step on the brakes
Do you know why we stopped the car again?
That's because you just got your license.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 26, 2009, 05:31:05 PM
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!

It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
Said I would be your slave, follow wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars

And watched the dinosaur, I watched the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody watch the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody watch the dinosaur

Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!

*One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty's torch
Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared
But where was his beard?????*

A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar

I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur

Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 26, 2009, 08:55:32 PM
YES. How much of that is in the movie, again? I'm sorry to say it's been a while since I've watched it.

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth?
Yes.
Will he offer me his teeth?
Yes.
Wlll he offer me his jaws?
Yes.
Will he offer me his hunger?
Yes.
Again, will he offer me his hunger?
Yes.
And will he starve without me?
Yes.
And does he love me?
Yes.
Yes.
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes.
I bet you say that to all the boys.

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
There was fog crawling over the sand
When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning
I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands
Aw, you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste

You hold me so close that my knees grow weak
But my soul is flying high above the ground
I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginning to grin
Ooh, we're finally alone and we can do what we want to
The night is young
And ain't no one gonna know where you
No one gonna know where you
No one's gonna know where you've been

Aw, you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment to waste

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on February 26, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
Take a melody
Simple as can be
Give it some words and
Sweet harmony
Raise your voices
All day long now
Love grows strong now
Sing a melody of love,
Of love
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 26, 2009, 10:35:48 PM
Well there's a nice, simple song.

You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I'm only hoping that you're home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

C.C. Pick up that guitar and talk to me!

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-ins
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more more more more
Down the basement
And lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me
And baby
Talk dirty to me
And baby
Talk dirty to me

That's the way I like it, baby
When you talk to me
Ooh, yeah.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 27, 2009, 01:30:37 AM
YES. How much of that is in the movie, again? I'm sorry to say it's been a while since I've watched it.
It's actually kind of a mix of the original Was (Not Was) lyrics and the George Clinton and the Goombas club mix that's in the movie proper. It's the way I'd sing it if I ever karaoked it.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on February 27, 2009, 02:58:25 PM
Well just plug me in just like I was Eddie Harris,
You're eatin' crazy cheeze like you would would think I'm from Paris,
You know I get fly, you think I get high,
You know that I'm gone and I'm gonna tell yall why
So tell me who are you dissin'
Maybe I'm missin' the reason that you're
Smilin' or wildin' so listen
In my head I just wanna take 'em down
Imagination set loose and I wanna shake 'em down
Let if flow like a mudslide
When I get on I like to ride and glide
I got depth of perception in my text yall
I get props at my mention cause I vex yall
So whatcha whatcha whatcha want
I get so funny with with the money that ya flaunt
I said where'd you get your information from huh?
You think that you can front when revelation comes?

Yeah, you can't front on that

Well they call me Mike D the ever lovin' man
I'm like Spooney G well I'm the metropolitician
You scream and you holla 'bout my Chevy Impala
But the sweat is gettin' wet around the ring around your collar.
Like a dream I'm flowing without no stoppin'
Sweeter than a cherry pie with Ready Whip toppin'
Goin' from Mic to Mic kickin' it wall to wall
Well I'll be callin' out you people like casting call
Well it's whack when you're jacked in the back of my ride
With your know with your flow when you're out gettin' by
Believe me I'm what you see is what you get
And you see me I'm comin' off as you can bet
Well I think I'm losin' my mind this time
This time I'm losin' my mind that's right said
I think I'm losin' my mind this time this time
I'm losin' my mind.

Yeah, you can't front on that.

But little do you know about something that I talk about
I'm tired of drivin' it's due time that I walk about
But in the mean time I'm wise to the demise
Got eyes in the back of my head so realize
Well I'm doctor Spock I'm here to rock yall
I want you off the wall if you're playin' the wall
I said whatcha whatcha whatcha want
I said whatcha whatcha whatcha want
Yo suckers write me checks and then they bounce
So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount
See I'm the long leaner Victor the Cleaner
I'm the illest motha****a from here to Gardena
I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl a hot sauce
You got the rhyme and reason but got no cause
Well if you're hot to trot you think you're slicker than grease
I got news for you crews you'll be suckin' like a leech

Yeah, you can't front on that.

So whatcha whatcha whatcha want
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 28, 2009, 07:35:17 AM
You and your raps... Just don't let Sapphira catch that bit about Gardena.

And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love
But I won't do that, I won't do that
Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that, oh I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy,
And some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all,
And these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire,
And some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy,
But it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning,
As long as the stars are burning
As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for love,
And I'll be there til the final act
I would do anything for love,
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact

But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight
And I would do anything for love,
Oh I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that, no I won't do that

I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence,
And somedays I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll
Some nights I lose the feeling,
And some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely
And that's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning,
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for love,
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love,
And there'll never be no turning back

But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, so long, so long
And I would do anything for love,
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that, no no no I won't do that

I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that

But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way
And I would do anything for love,
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that, no I won't do that

Will you raise me up, will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?


I can do that. I can do that.

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?


I can do that. Oh oh, now I can do that.

Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?


I can do that. Oh oh now, I can do that.

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?


I can do that. Oh oh now, I can do that.

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on.


I won't do that. No I won't do that.

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
And sooner or later, you'll be screwing around.


I won't do that. No, I won't do that.

Anything for love,
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that, no I won't do that.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on February 28, 2009, 05:13:04 PM
You and your raps... Just don't let Sapphira catch that bit about Gardena.

That's practically the main reason I posted it.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 28, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
*Looks around cautiously, bumps fists with Glorb*

Slave screams he thinks he knows what he wants
Slave screams thinks he has something to say
Slave screams he hears but doesn't want to listen
Slave screams he's being beat into submission

Don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
The devils of truth steal the souls of the free
Don't open your eyes take it from me
I have found
You can find
Happiness in slavery

Slave screams he spends his life learning conformity
Slave screams he claims he has his own identity
Slave screams he's going to cause the system to fall
Slave screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall

Don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
The blind have been blessed with security
Don't open your eyes take it from me
I have found
You can find
Happiness in slavery

I don't know what I am I don't know where I've been
Human junk just words and so much skin
Stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine
Just some flesh caught in this big broken machine.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: dc804 on February 28, 2009, 08:38:51 PM
Is it too late
Nothing to salvage
You look away
Clear all the damage

The meaning to
All words of love
Has disappeared
We used to love one another
Give to each other
Lie under covers so,
Are you friend or foe

Love one another
Live for each other
So, are you friend or foe
Cause I used to know

The promises
Hollow concessions
And innocent show of affection
I touch your hand
A hologram
Are you still there
We used to love one another
Give to each other
Lie under covers so,
Are you friend or foe

Love one another
Live for each other
So, are you friend or foe
Cause I used to know
Is it too late
Nothing to salvage
You look away
Clear all the damage
The meaning to
All words of love
Has disappeared
We used to love one another
Give to each other
Lie under covers so,
Are you friend or foe

Love one another
Live for each other
So, are you friend or foe
Cause I used to know
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on February 28, 2009, 09:41:41 PM
Long distance runner, what you standin there for?
Get up, get out, get out of the door
Your playin cold music on the barroom floor
Drowned in your laughter and dead to the core.
There's a dragon with matches that's loose on the town
Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down.

Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!

Almost ablaze still you don't feel the heat
It takes all you got just to stay on the beat.
You say its a livin, we all gotta eat
But you're here alone, there's no one to compete.
If mercy's a business, I wish it for you
More than just ashes when your dreams come true.

Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!

Long distance runner, what you holdin out for?
Caught in slow motion in a dash for the door.
The flame from your stage has now spread to the floor
You gave all you had. why you wanna give more?
The more that you give, the more it will take
To the thin line beyond which you really cant fake.

Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Rao on February 28, 2009, 10:27:17 PM
If you see something that looks like a star
And it's shooting up out of the ground
And your head is spinning from a loud guitar

And you just can't escape from the sound
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
We were children once, playing with toys

And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While you're living beyond all of your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
With the profit he made on your dreams
But today you just swear that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest
Was the low spark of high-heeled boys

If you had just a minute to breathe
And they granted you one final wish
Would you ask for something like a second chance

Or something similar as this
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
As sure as your sorrows are joys

And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While you're living beyond all of your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
With the profit he made on your dreams
But today you just swear that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest
Was the low spark of high-heeled boys

If I gave you everything that I own
And asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for me as I had for you

Or take me for a ride
And strip me of everything including my pride
But spirit is something that no one destroys

And the sound that I'm hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 28, 2009, 11:15:41 PM
Oh, I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night.


And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Cmon! Hold on tight!
Cmon! Hold on tight!
Though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.


Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
Ive been waitin' so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let ya know
No, you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well, I wanna make your motor run

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Cmon! Hold on tight!
Cmon! Hold on tight!

Though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Oh its cold and lonely in the deep dark night
Paradise by the dashboard light.

You got to do what you can
And let mother nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely--

We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night


[Radio broadcast]

Okay here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up,
And there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at
all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here
comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he
comes, he's out! No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really makes
things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate here's the pitch--he's
going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's
in the dirt--safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! he's taking a pretty big
lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances
over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide
squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the
throw, heres the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you an answer in the morning


I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?

Whats it gonna be boy?
Come on
I can wait all night
Whats it gonna be boy, yes or no?
Whats it gonna be boy, yes or no?

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning


I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?

Let me sleep on it!

Will you love me forever?

Baby baby, let me sleep on it.

Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?

Let me sleep on it.

Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?

Let me sleep on it
I'll give you an answer in the morning! Morning!
I'll tell you in the morning!


Will you take me away, will you make me your wife?

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?

Let me sleep on it.

Will you love me forever?

Let me sleep on it.

Will you love me forever?

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord, I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my God and on my mothers grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I dont think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end my time With you!

It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better than it is today.


It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Kojinka on March 01, 2009, 11:15:20 PM
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/5/2036775/08%20Spaceballs.mp3
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on March 02, 2009, 12:23:11 AM
You're keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Cause you do
What you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

What if this whole crusade's
A charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood
On which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

So naive
I keep holding on to what I want to believe
I can see
But I keep holding on and on and on and on

Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?

Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 02, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
I'll have you know that song made me do some (brief) soul-searching.

Good girls go to heaven
But the bad girls go everywhere

When the wind is howling through your window pane
It's not the only pain of the night
You're burning up in your bed, you got a fever of love
And there's not an anti-body in sight

Hey Jenny, Jenny, why are you crying?
There's a beauty of a moon in the sky
But I guess when you've been leading such a sheltered life
You never lift your head and look so high

You don't have a lot, but it's all that you've got
And you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot,
Fantasize every movement
And imagine every inch of your dream

No one said it had to be real
But it's gotta be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand and we fade in the air
And the good girls go to heaven,
But the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven,
But the bad girls go everywhere

Somebody told me so,
Somebody told me now I know
Every night in my prayer,
I'll be praying that the
Good girls go to heaven,
But the bad girls go everywhere

When the sweat is sizzling on your skin in the dark
And you're desperate now for somewhere to turn
Every muscle in rebellion, every nerve is on edge
And every limb has been erotically burned

Hey Johnny, Johnny, why are you shaking?
When a boy should do whatever he can
You've been nothing but an angel every day of your life
And now you wonder what it's like to be [darn]ed

You don't have a lot, but it's all that you've got
And you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot,
Fantasize every movement
And imagine every inch of your dream

No one said it had to be real
But it's gotta be something you've been wanting to feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand and we fade in the air
And the good boys go to heaven,
But the bad boys go everywhere
Good boys go to heaven,
But the bad boys go everywhere

Somebody told me so,
Somebody told me now I know
Every night in my prayer,
I'll be praying that the
Good boys go to heaven,
But the bad boys go everywhere

Every time I try and dream you,
I can't believe how hard it's been to
Conjure up your face
And trace your body in the air
All the seconds go on forever,
But the thirds and fourth ones are even better
Everytime I do it just a little bit longer
Everytime I dream,
It's just a little bit stronger than real life

No one said it had to be real
But it's gotta be something you can reach out and feel, now!
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand and we fade in the air
And the good girls go to heaven,
But the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven,
But the bad girls go everywhere

Somebody told me so,
Somebody told me now I know
Every night in my prayer,
I'll be praying that the
Good girls go to heaven,
But the bad girls go everywhere.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: dc804 on March 08, 2009, 07:00:30 PM
When the cold of winter comes
Starless night will cover day
In the veiling of the sun
We will walk in bitter rain

But in dreams
I can hear your name
And in dreams
We will meet again

When the seas and mountains fall
And we come, to end of days
In the dark I hear a call
Calling me there,
I will go there
And back again
_____________________
Where once was light
Now darkness falls
Where once was love
Love is no more

Don't say -- goodbye
Don't say -- I didn't try...

These tears we cry
Are falling rain
For all the lies
You told us
The hurt, the blame!

And we will weep
To be so alone
We are lost!
We can never go home

So in the end
I will be -- what I will be
No loyal friend
Was ever there for me

Now we say -- goodbye
We say -- you didn't try...

These tears you cry
Have come too late
Take back the lies
The hurt, the blame!

And you will weep
When you face the end alone
You are lost!
You can never go home
_____________________________
Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
Night is falling
You’ve come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore

Why do you weep?
What are these tears upon your face?
Soon you will see
All of your fears will pass away
Safe in my arms
You're only sleeping

[Chorus]
What can you see
On the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea
A pale moon rises
The ships have come to carry you home

And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
All souls pass

Hope fades
Into the world of night
Through shadows falling
Out of memory and time
Don't say: «We have come now to the end»
White shores are calling
You and I will meet again

And you'll be here in my arms
Just sleeping

[Chorus]

And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
Grey ships pass
Into the West
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 08, 2009, 10:14:16 PM
Ah, the, uh, Gollum song! My brother has the Two Towers soundtrack.

Bring that s**t in! Unh!

Yeah, the movement's in motion with mass militant poetry
Now check this out...unh!

In the right light, study becomes insight
But the system that dissed us
Teaches us to read and right

So called facts are fraud
They want us to allege and pledge
And bow down to their God
Lost the culture, the culture lost
Spun our minds and through time
Ignorance has taken over
Yo, we gotta take the power back!
Bam! Here's the plan
Mother**** Uncle Sam
Step back, I know who I am
Raise up your ear, I'll drop the style and clear
It's the beats and the lyrics they fear
The rage is relentless
We need a movement with a quickness
You are the witness of change
And to counteract
We gotta take the power back

Yeah, we gotta take the power back
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the power back

The present curriculum
I put my fist in 'em
Eurocentric every last one of 'em
See right through the red, white and blue disguise
With lecture I puncture the structure of lies
Installed in our minds and attempting
To hold us back
We've got to take it back
Holes in our spirit causin' tears and fears
One-sided stories for years and years and years
I'm inferior? Who's inferior?
Yeah, we need to check the interior
Of the system that cares about only one culture
And that is why
We gotta take the power back

Yeah, we gotta take the power back
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the power back

Hey yo check, we're gonna have to break it, break it,
break it down
Awww s**t!

Unh!

And like this...unh!

Come on, yeah! Bring it back the other way!

The teacher stands in front of the class
But the lesson plan he can't recall
The student's eyes don't perceive the lies
Bouncing off every f***ing wall
His composure is well kept
I guess he fears playing the fool
The complacent students sit and listen to some of that
Bulls**t that he learned in school

Europe ain't my rope to swing on
Can't learn a thing from it
Yet we hang from it
Gotta get it, gotta get it together then
Like the motherf***in' weathermen
To expose and close the doors on those who try
To strangle and mangle the truth
'Cause the circle of hatred continues unless we react
We gotta take the power back

Yeah, we gotta take the power back
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the power back

No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies

Unh!

Yeah!

Take it back y'all
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back y'all, come on!
Take it back y'all
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back y'all, come on!

Unh!

Yeah!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on March 12, 2009, 03:28:54 PM
[B-Real talking]
A lot of, uh, sharks out there...tryin' to take a bite of somethin', what's hot. Lot of chameleons out there...tryin' to change up. Any time somethin' new comes along...everybody wants a bite. It don't happen overnight.

[B-Real]
So you wanna be a rock superstar?
And live large, a big house, 5 cars, you're in charge
Comin' up in the world don't trust nobody
Gotta look over your shoulder constantly

[B-Real]
I remember the days when I was a young kid growin' up
Looking in the mirror dreamin' about blowin' up
The rock crowd, make money, chill with the honey's
Sign autographs or whatever the people want from me
[dukar]'s funny how impossible dreams manifest
And the games that be comin' with it, nevertheless
You got to go for the gusto but you don't know
About the blood, sweat and tears and losing some of your peers
And losing some of yourself to the years past gone by
Hopefully it don't manifest for the wrong guy
Egomaniac and the brainiac don't know how to act
[dukar]'s deep, 48 tracks
Studio gangster mack signed the deal, thinks he's gonna make a mil'
But never will 'til he crosses over
Still filling your head with fantasies
Come with me, show the sacrifice it takes to make the cheese
You wanna be a rock superstar in the biz?
And take [dukar] from people who don't know what it is
I wish it was all fun and games but the price of fame is high
And some can't pay the way
Still trapped in what you rappin' about
Tell me what happened when you lost clout
The route you took started collapsing
No fans, no fame, no respect, no change, no women
And everybody [dukar]s on your name

So you wanna be a rock superstar?
And live large, a big house, 5 cars, you're in charge
Comin' up in the world don't trust nobody
Gotta look over your shoulder constantly

[Sen Dog talking]
People see rockstars, know what I'm sayin'? But you still tryin' to get out more like, like everybody else. It's a fun job, but it's still a job. Save your money man, save your money too. That single don't last very long, know what I'm sayin'? I mean...you're lucky in this game too. There's gonna be another cat comin' out, lookin' like me, soundin' like me next year; I know this. They'll be a flipside, do what you you do. Somebody'll try to spin off, like some series.

[Sen Dog]
You ever have big dreams of makin' real cream?
Big shot, heavy hitter on the mainstream
You wanna look shanty in the Bentley
Be a snob and never act friendly
You wanna have big fame, let me explain
What happends to these stars and their big brains
First they get played like all [darn] day
Long as you sell everything will be O.K.
Then you get dissed by the media and fans
Things never stay the same way they began
I heard that some never give full to the fullest
That's while fools end up dining on the bullet
Think everything's fine in the big time
See me in my Lex' with the chrome raised high
So you wanna roll far and live large?
It ain't all that goes with bein' a rockstar

[B-Real]
So you wanna be a rock superstar?
And live large, a big house, 5 cars, you're in charge
Comin' up in the world don't trust nobody
Gotta look over your shoulder constantly

[B-Real]
My own son don't know me
I'm chillin' in the hotel room lonely
But I thank God I'm with my homies
But sometimes I wish I was back home
But only no radio or video didn't show me
No love, the phony, gotta hit the road slowly
So the record gets pushed by Sony
I'm in the middle like mony
And the press say that my own people disown me
And the best way back is to keep your head straight
Never inflate the cranium
They're too worried about them honies at the Paladium
Who just wanna cling on, swing on, and so on
Go on, fall off, the hoes roll on
'Til the next rock superstar with no shame
Give him a year, he'll be right out the game
The same as the last one who came before him
Gained fame, started gettin' ignored, I warned him
Assured him, this ain't easy take it from Weezy
Sleezy people wanna be so cheesy, they ****in' lethal

"See, see?"

"Assassins"

[B-Real]
So you wanna be a rock superstar?
And live large, a big house, 5 cars, you're in charge
Comin' up in the world don't trust nobody
Gotta look over your shoulder constantly

So you wanna be a rock superstar?
And live large, a big house, 5 cars, you're in charge
Comin' up in the world don't trust nobody
Gotta look over your shoulder constantly
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on March 12, 2009, 06:05:37 PM
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

And no-one called us to the land
And no-one knows the wheres or whys
But something stirs and something tries
And starts to climb towards the light

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand the best I can

And no-one calls us to move on
And no-one forces down our eyes
And no-one speaks and no-one tries
And no-one flies around the sun

Cloudless everyday you fall upon my waking eyes
inviting and inciting me to rise
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning

And no-one sings me lullabies
And no-one makes me close my eyes
And so I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 14, 2009, 06:59:13 AM
Since my last song was either deleted or I somehow accidentally didn't post it...

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin' in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love, the love, the love?

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found
Now ask yourself

Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love?

Sing wit me y'all:
One world, one world (We only got)
One world, one world (That's all we got)
One world, one world
And something's wrong wit it (Yeah)
Something's wrong wit it (Yeah)
Something's wrong wit the wo-wo-world, yeah
We only got
(One world, one world)
That's all we got
(One world, one world)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on March 14, 2009, 08:59:26 AM
(It was deleted by a mod at user request, not by Sapphira.)

Nighttime lady
She says maybe
In the all-night laundromat
Wait one minute
I have seen her
She's a billionaire

She was a hotel detective
But now she's gotten promoted
I don't think it was the money
She didn't care about expensive things
No furs or pearls or fancy cars or diamond rings

She was a hotel detective
But now she's better-connected
She didn't have to change anything
Just the stencil on her window
She used to be quite a lady
She drove the underworld crazy
But now she goes insane in a way when it suits her occupation
She read that motel directive
It told her she was defective
I guess she found an easier way up the ladder and she took it
Now that lady is running the world

Is she lonely?
She's the only girl
In this back alleyway
Will she shoot you?
She won't have to
You're already dead

She was a hotel detective
But now she's gotten promoted
I don't think it was the money
She didn't care about expensive things
No furs or pearls or fancy cars or diamond rings

She was a hotel detective
But now she's better-connected
She didn't have to change anything
Just the stencil on her window
She used to be quite a lady
She drove the underworld crazy
But now she goes insane in a way when it suits her occupation
She read that motel directive
It told her she was defective
I guess she found an easier way up the ladder and she took it
Now that lady is running the world
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on March 14, 2009, 11:44:06 AM
User request? Who, and why?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 15, 2009, 06:51:36 PM
Watchmen wins for having this song in it.

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence.

Fools said I, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the signs said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whispered in the sounds of silence.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on March 15, 2009, 07:02:09 PM
Let my inspiration flow in token rhyme, suggesting rhythm,
That will not forsake you, till my tale is told and done.
While the firelights aglow, strange shadows from the flames will grow,
Till things we've never seen will seem familiar.

Shadows of a sailor, forming winds both foul and fair all swarm.
Down in carlisle, he loved a lady many years ago.
Here beside him stands a man, a soldier from the looks of him,
Who came through many fights, but lost at love.

While the story teller speaks, a door within the fire creaks;
Suddenly flies open, and a girl is standing there.
Eyes alight, with glowing hair, all that fancy paints as fair,
She takes her fan and throws it, in the lions den.

Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?
I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance.
The sailor gave at least a try, the soldier being much too wise,
Strategy was his strength, and not disaster.

The sailor, coming out again, the lady fairly leapt at him.
Thats how it stands today. you decide if he was wise.
The story teller makes no choice. soon you will not hear his voice.
His job is to shed light, and not to master.

Since the end is never told, we pay the teller off in gold,
In hopes he will return, but he cannot be bought or sold.

Terrapin station

Inspiration, move me brightly. light the song with sense and color;
Hold away despair, more than this I will not ask.
Faced with mysteries dark and vast, statements just seem vain at last.
Some rise, some fall, some climb, to get to terrapin.

Counting stars by candlelight, all are dim but one is bright;
The spiral light of venus, rising first and shining best,
On, from the northwest corner, of a brand new crescent moon,
While crickets and cicadas sing, a rare and different tune,
Terrapin station.

In the shadow of the moon, terrapin station.
And I know well get there soon, terrapin station.
I cant figure out, terrapin, if its the end or beginning, terrapin,
But the trains put its brakes on, terrapin,
And the whistle is screaming, terrapin.

Terrapin station - at the siding

While you were gone, these faces filled with darkness.
The obvious was hidden. with nothing to believe in,

Sullen wings of fortune beat like rain.
You're back in terrapin for good or ill again, for good or ill again.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 15, 2009, 07:55:08 PM
(It was deleted by a mod at user request, not by Sapphira.)
1) How did you learn that?
2) Which member, exactly? (And yes, it is my business, especially considering how ironic that deletion was. Heck, I didn't even know for sure if you could delete posts or not until now.)

Huh huh haaa
Pump it
Huh huh haaa
And pump it (louder)
pump it (louder)
pump it (louder)
pump it (louder)

Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right

N*ggers wanna hate on us (who)
N*ggers be envy us (who)
And I know why they hating on us (why)
Cause our style's so fabulous (what)
I'm be real on us (common)
Nobody got none on us (no)
Girls be all on us, from London back down to the US (S, S)

We rocking it (contagious), monkey business (outrageous)
Just confess, your girl admits that we da s**t

F-R-E-S-H we (fresh)
D-E-F, that's right we def (rock)
We definite B-E-P, we rapping it
So, turn it up (turn it up)
So, turn it up (turn it up)
Common baby, just

Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)

And say, oh oh e oh oh
Say, oh oh e oh oh
(Yo yo)

Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right

(Yo, check this out right here)
Dude wanna hate on us (dude)
Dude need to ease on up (dude)
Dude wanna act on up
But dude get shut like flavor shut (shut down)
Chicks say, she ain't down
But chick backstage when we in town (ha)
She like man on drunk (fool)
She wanna hit n' run (errs)
Yeah, that's the speed
That's what we do
That's who we be
B-L-A-C-K -E-Y-E-D-P to the E, then the A to the S
When we play you shake your a**
(Shake it shake it) shake it girl
Make sure you don't break it, girl
(Cause we gonna)

Turn it up (turn it up)
Turn it up (turn it up)
Come'on baby, just
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)

And say, oh oh e oh oh
Say, oh oh e oh oh
(Yo yo)

Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right

d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)

Oooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Apl. de ap. from Philippines
Live and direct rocking this scene
Breaking on down for the B-boys
And B-girls waiting to do their thing
Pump it, louder come on
Don't stop and keep it goin'
Do it lets get it on
Move it

Come on, baby, do it

La-da-di-da-da-di-die
On the stere-ere-ereo
Let those speakers blow your mind
(Blow my mind, baby)
So let it go, let it go
Here we go
La-da-di-da-da-di-die (common, we're there)
On the rad-adi-adi-io
This systems got me feel so fi(ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei)ne

Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)

And say, oh oh e oh oh
Say, oh oh e oh oh
(Yo, yo)
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right


It's such a dumb song, but it has a certain je ne sais quoi.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on March 21, 2009, 04:48:54 PM
t's always the same
always ashamed story telling
when I can't come in
To a hopeless troglodyte
But one more time
my answer stands
I swear I mean "no offense"
But you better learn to read
it's all 'bout membership
Hey, for you young & old
Ugly girls and boys
I put you on my list
And make you clap to this
Mayhem, I just don't need that trip
And only one can win
And soon you're saying different

D.V.N.O.
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am
[x2]

Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all know I'm coming
I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

D.V.N.O.
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am
[x2]

Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all know I'm coming
I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

D.V.N.O.
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am
[x4]

[Bass solo]
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 21, 2009, 08:14:57 PM
Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell what will I find (will I find)
Lay me on the ground
Fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find (will I find)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)
Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

I'm going to let it shine
I'm going to let it shine
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
Yeah yeah heavens little light gonna shine on me
It's gonna shine, shine on me
It's gonna shine, come on and shine


Yes, I am perfectly aware of the now-macabre connotations of this song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on March 22, 2009, 05:44:01 PM
Thank you, Glorb. I had been looking for the lyrics to that song.

When I was 103
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for chorus girls named Cupcake O'Leary
They would sit on my knee
They were repelled by me
When I was 103

When i was the square root of a negative number
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for dodecahedrons in a state of quantum uncertainty
We would have sexual intercourse
While at the same time we would not have sexual intercourse
When i was the square root of a negative number

When I was Maggie Thatcher
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for catfights with Joey Heatherton
And the Trilateral Commission
We would pull each other's hair
It was a very good year
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 22, 2009, 06:18:27 PM
“Tut, Tut!”
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.)
“Tut, Tut!”
(Check your punctuation.)

Anybody, wonder what you’re up against?
You get clucked at. Dense: your best defense,
you jest. Relent! You’re too bright not to do it.
I go “foopth” on that (an onomato-poo-ic).
And while I’m on the topic of Frontalot’s tongue,
I should mention that it’s knotted but it comes undone,
and as it unravels, the cluck emits.
The discipline in your ear, stuck in your head like a hit (goes):

“Tut, Tut!”
“Tut, Tut!”

Listening to hit records led to your sad state.
You ought to take talk seriously. Put it to pate
and it’ll seep in. That’s my supposition.
And I suppose, in subjunction, if it did, I’d listen
to what you said next for once.
It’s imperative! Take off the hat! The dunce
needs it back and Front’s on track to your brain.
Seek now to retrain. The nerdcore refrain (goes):

“Tut, Tut!”
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.)
“Tut, Tut!”
(Check your punctuation.)

Quit arguing! You need your verbs to agree
with their subjects’ relative plurality,
and I cannot believe grad school let you go
when flunking is the only present participle that you know.
Setting my flow by the modal auxiliary, yo:
I should, shall and ought to aim the artillery
so high overhead. Struggle to rise.
One day, issue. The syllable that I emphasize (goes):

“Tut, Tut!”
“Tut, Tut!”

I will throw tuts at inelegant couplets.
You want to talk at me? You need more than luck, wits
and charm when the tongue comes clucking
every line you lay down, every error you tuck in.
It’s true I’ve been guilty on more than a song.
I don’t preach how I practice, and that’s lifelong.
If it’s mine, I’m gone; can’t reverse engineer it.
But when y’all f*** it up, me and I get to hear it.

“Tut, Tut!”
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.)
“Tut, Tut!”
(Check your punctuation.)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: bullykoopa96 on March 22, 2009, 07:15:45 PM
Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell what will I find (will I find)
Lay me on the ground
Fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find (will I find)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)
Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

I'm going to let it shine
I'm going to let it shine
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
Yeah yeah heavens little light gonna shine on me
It's gonna shine, shine on me
It's gonna shine, come on and shine

Yes, I am perfectly aware of the now-macabre connotations of this song.


Collective Soul's Shine!  Love it!

Here's mine:

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 23, 2009, 02:27:45 PM
Collective Soul's Shine!  Love it!
The quote button! Love it!

But seriously, I've only really heard the Weird Al version of that.


To the sheltered simpleton who nixed my last metal song, this one's for you:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's wearing on my mind, I'm speaking all my doubts aloud
You rob a dead man's grave, then flaunt it like you did create

If I hit bottom and everything's gone
In the great mississippi, please drown me and run

Its digging time again, youre nurturing the weakest trend

Those with the heart and the brain to get past this
Can spot a pathetic without even asking

F**k your magazine, and f**k the long dead plastic scene
Pierce a new hole, if hell was in
You'd give your soul

The great southern trendkill
Thats right,
The great southern trendkill

Buy it at a store, from MTV to on the floor
You look just like a star, it's proof you don't know who you are

Its bulls**t time again, you'll save the world within!
Your trend

Politically relieved, your product sold and well received
The right words spoken gold, if I was God you'd sell your soul to...

The great southern trendkill
Thats right,
The great southern trendkill
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Rao on March 23, 2009, 10:32:36 PM
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on March 23, 2009, 10:35:38 PM
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
No, they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

In my backpack I got my act right in case you act quite difficult
And your resolve weaken, with anger and discontent
Some are seeking and searching like Nimoy
I'm a peace-loving decoy ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under
Impulsive don't ask why or wonder
Orders given to me is "strike" and I'm thunder
with lightning fast reflexes on constant alert
from the constant hurt that seems limitless with no drop in pressure
Seems like everybody's out to test ya 'til they see your break
You can't conceal the hate that consumes you
I'm the reason why you fill up your Isuzu
Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a 90 days visit and I'm filled with guilt, from things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle, mine's from a canteen
At night I hear the shots ring, so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life, it seems to get cheaper
Out in the desert with my street sweeper
"The war is over", so said the speaker with the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance

(I need a gun to keep myself from harm...)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 24, 2009, 07:03:43 AM
Props to Rao for that last one.

[Spoken]
Oh wow, man!
Wait a second, man--Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
My butt, man!

T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

[Spoken]
Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man!

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

Oh man, I think the clock is slow...
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 02, 2009, 07:57:38 PM
THE TARANTULA
TIME FOR THE MASSIVE COME SING YA
THE TARANTULA
DONT PLAY WIT MY STYLE I MIGHT STING YA
THE TARANTULA
YOU WANT ME INJECT ME BACTERIA
AND IF YA BODY GOIN STIFF AND YA SPINE GOIN NUMB
THEN COME FI GET SOME

MASSIVE! TIME TO FIX YA UP SOMETIN HERE RIGHT NOW!

SHOTTA, HITTA, SERIAL KILLA
GO-A TO YA FUNERAL AND ALL DRINK OUT YA LIQUOR
WHEN YOU ARE BURIED WE A-STAND NEXT TO THA VICAR
FLING ON SOME DIRT AND MAKE YOU BURY A LITTLE QUICKA
SHOULDNT TEST THE YOUTH 'EM IN THA TOMMY HILFIGER
HUG UP YA MAMA SAY SORRY TO YA POPPA
ALL-A GET A NUMBA FOR YA LITTLE SISTA
IT TRUE WE COLD LIKE ALASKA, FREEZA
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: nensondubois on May 02, 2009, 08:03:42 PM
(Refrain)
Su Su Su Super Kirei
Glam Jam, Do it, Start it, Glam Jam
Now you got it, Scatman
Really on it, Movin' it to the Glam Jam
[x2]

Mellow Fellow, I'm all that
Super Kirei's comin' back
Precious summer showers
Precious summer flowers
She's a real beauty, she's a super Kirei

Chillin', mellow, chillin' yea
Lazy days have come at last
Kickin' it to a fat jam, Kickin' it to the Scatman
She's a real beauty, she's a Super Kirei

Better than all that we imagine
Better than anything we've ever done, Before

Mellow Fellow, I'm all that
Super Kirei's comin' back
Precious summer showers
Precious summer flowers
She's a real beauty-

Refrain [x3]
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 02, 2009, 10:39:15 PM
At last, this thread's back.

So,
So you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
How I wish,
How I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year.
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 09, 2009, 10:47:47 AM
Yall are not, not, not Ready (oh!) Not not ready (oh!)
We're about to it steady (so)
Do it like that, like that (like that) like that (like that)

Now why is everybody so petrified? (what?)
Petrified (what?)
Step aside, and just drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Now why is everybody so petrified? (what?)
Petrified (what?)
Step aside, and just drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)

How you doin’, y’all? My name is Mike
I’m fooling with the new [dukar], I'm doing it all night
I like what I do, I do what I like
I could quit and get it back like I’m riding a bike
Like stop...
...bring it back, bring it back
We got that balance keeping us on track
That ya get what ya move and quit, wit no slow
You stare like you don’t care
But you do it though

I know, you really must be so lonely
Puffed up, lookin’ tough, but so phony
You and your boys, you don’t know me
You really wanna hold me? Show me, homie

Lets get it over with for good
I got a friction addiction I wish you would
Machine Shop rockin’ when we step inside
And we got everybody so petrified

Now why is everybody so petrified? (what?)
Petrified (what?)
Step aside, and just drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)

Listen, you are not ready
Like children in a building you can’t stand steady
It must be the beat so heavy
'Cause the panic attacks like a crack in the levy
Give you that Robert Plant, aancing days are back
Feeling all in the track and in fact,
For those knowing the name I'm back with a brand new attack
Who can do it like that?

I know, you really must be so lonely
Puffed up, lookin’ tough, but so phony
You and your boys, you don’t know me
You really wanna hold me? Show me, homie

Tough talk doesn’t mean a thing
Get over youself you know when we're up in a scene
It's Machine Shop rockin’ when we step inside
And we got everybody so petrified

Now why is everybody so petrified? (what?)
Petrified (what?)
Step aside, and just drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Now why is everybody so petrified? (what?)
Petrified (what?)
Step aside, and just drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)

Yall are not, not, not Ready (No!) Not not ready (No!)
We're about to it steady (so)
Do it like that, like that (like that) like that (like that)

Yall are not, not, not Ready (no!) Not not ready (no!)
We're about to it steady (so)
Do it like that, like that (like that) like that (like--

Get up.

Now why is everybody so petrified? (what?)
Petrified (what?)
Step aside, and just drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Now why is everybody so petrified? (what?)
Petrified (what?)
Step aside, and just drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)
Drop that (come on)

Like stop...
...Bring it back, Bring it back
We got that balance keeping us on track

Like stop...
...Bring it back, Bring it back
We got that balance keeping us on track

Like stop...
...Bring it back, Bring it back
We got that balance keeping us on track

Like stop...
...Bring it back, Bring it back
We got that balance keeping us on track

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop...

Machine shop, shop, shop, shop...
[fades out]
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: nensondubois on May 09, 2009, 12:34:01 PM
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
and the touch of a world that is older
I turn the switch and check the number
I leave it on when in bed I slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music
I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand, just what does he say?

I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio

I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the U.S. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende - it's a riddle

I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio

I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from the south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand, just what does he say?

I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio

radio, radio, radio, radio
radio, radio, radio, radio

I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio


radio, radio, radio, radio
radio, radio, oleo, radio
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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on May 10, 2009, 08:36:58 PM
Why is it that every time I hear a song that I like for the first time, I see it pop up in this thread a few days later?

Seriously, this is about the third or fourth time this has happened. It's kind of freaking me out.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 10, 2009, 08:47:19 PM
Whoo!

Sixteen and a son of a *****
Got a gun and a strychnine twist
Little girl on the graveyard shift
Out of control and doesn't give a [dukar]

I don't wanna go down. I don't wanna go down.
I don't wanna go down. I don't wanna go down.

Gonna lose control!
So stop, drop, and roll.

So, baby-doll, don't you lose your touch.
You take it all cause it's never gonna take too much.

Dirty mouth and the look of death.
My tequila coming' from your breath.
Your lips are like a cherry bomb with teeth
Losing control, break my sanity.

I don't wanna go down. I don't wanna go down.
I don't wanna go down. I don't wanna go down.

Gonna lose control!
So stop, drop, and roll.

So, baby-doll, don't you lose your touch.
You take it all cause you're never gonna take too much.
Whoo!

I don't wanna go down. I don't wanna go down.
I don't wanna go down. I don't wanna go down.

Gonna lose control!
So stop, drop, and roll.

Alright!

So, baby-doll, don't you lose your touch.
You take it all 'cause you're never gonna take too...
Losing control and you lose your touch.
You take it all, 'cause you're never gonna take too much.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 10, 2009, 09:21:42 PM
Kodomo no koro Yatta koto aru yo
Iroase ta kioku da Kouhaku bou Atama ni
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Kodomo no koro Natsukashii Kioku
KARĒ toka no tokini Gin no SUPŪN meni ate
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika ni owa reru youni Mainichi iki teru

Furi kaette mo (wasurete ita ARUBAMU no uchi ni)
Ano koro ni wa (baka yatteru jibun) Modore nai (tomodachi to waratte)
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Ima aitsura Doko ni iru no? Nani wo [dukar]e iru no?
Kotae wa boya keta mama de
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika ni owa reru youni Mainichi iki teru

Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

Kodomo no koro Yatta koto aru ne
Zasshi nitsuite kita SURĪDĪ MEGANE kake
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Otona ni nari Wasurete ta kioku
Yomigaeru Azayaka ni Ude de ERU ji tsukuri
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika kara nigeru youni Mainichi iki teru

Furi kaette mo (furubo keta nikkichou Hiraki)
Ano koro ni wa (iroase ta PĒJI ni wa) Modore nai (Hatsukoi no musune no
namae)
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Tada ano koro Furikaeru Mujaki ni warae ta
Kegare mo shiranai mama ni
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika kara nigeru youni Mainichi iki teru

Misugo [dukar]e ta keshiki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa GURAFITĪ

Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Trainman on May 11, 2009, 03:12:24 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogcdn.com%2Fnintendo.joystiq.com%2Fmedia%2F2007%2F05%2Finstructor_mooselini_rappin_drivin_sm.jpg&hash=5ef923835e1373daebacc618d0901f1b)[/url]

All right, we're here, just sitting in the car
I want you to show me if you can get far

Step on the gas
Step on the brakes
Now step on the gas

When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam
No pause in between, come on, let's jam

Step on the gas
Step on the brakes
Step on the brakes
Step on the gas

I'm glad you know which way to go
But it ain't gonna stop me, here we go

Check and turn the signals to the right
Now turn to the right
Check and turn the signals to the left
Now turn to the left

Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car!
We got an emergency, can't you see?

Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess! What?
Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess! What?
I forgot to close the door

Now just don't forget,
This ain't Kung Fu, come on again!

Check and turn the signals to the right
Step on the gas
Now turn to the right
Check and turn the signals to the left
Step on the gas
Now turn to the left

Step on the brakes
Do you know why we stopped the car again?
That's because you just got your license.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 11, 2009, 07:05:39 AM
I've heard that game is good, but is it true it only has, like, five songs?

Kill your enemies
My brothers dead around me
Wounds are hurting, death is creeping for me
Smoke is blinding, hearts are pounding
Chaos soon ignites
The call is made
It's one for all
Will I meet my maker?

Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
The only way out is to die

God has spoken through his conscience
As I scream, aim, and fire
The death toll grows higher
As I scream, aim, and fire
The death toll grows higher

**** this battlefield
The bullets tear around me
Bodies falling, voices calling for me
Limbs are flying, men are crying
Such a hurtful sight
The call is made
It's one for all
Take no prisoners

Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
The only way out is to die

God has spoken through his conscience
As I scream, aim, and fire
the death toll grows higher
As I scream, aim, and fire
the death toll grows higher

Scream! Aim! Fire!
Scream! Aim! Fire!

Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
The only way out is to die

God has spoken through his conscience
As I scream aim and fire
the death toll grows higher
As I scream, aim, and fire
the death toll grows higher
Scream! Aim! Fire!

Over the top, over the top
Right now it's killing time
Over the top, over the top
The only way out is to die

God has spoke through his conscience
As I scream, aim, and fire
The death toll grows higher
God has spoke through his conscience
As I scream, aim, and fire
The death toll grows higher

Scream! Aim! Fire!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: nensondubois on May 11, 2009, 04:44:51 PM
When you wish upon a star
Dreams will take you very far, yeah
But when you wish upon a dream
Life ain't always what it seems, oh yeah
What'd you see, on nights so clear
In the sky, so very dear, yeah

You're a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be
(What you could truly be)

shining star come into view
To shine its watchful light on you, yeah
Give you strength to carry on, yeah
Girl, make your body big and strong, yeah

Born a man-child of the sun, yeah
Yeah, saw my work had just begun
Yeah, Found I had to stand alone, yeah
Well bless it now I've got my own, oh yeah

So if you find yourself in need
Why dontcha listen to these worlds of heed
Be a giant, or grain of sand
Words of wisdom - &quot;Yes, I can&quot;

You're a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you can truly be
[Repeat 3x]

Shining star, for you to see
What your life can truly be
[Repeat 3x]
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 11, 2009, 05:49:44 PM
If you are listening to the new Z-Trip album on Hollywood Records, we're here, we're being silly, we got Supernatural, Z-Trip. I'm Murs, and I like to have a good time, and on Saturday mornings, I used to like to get a big, fat bowl of cereal and watch cartoons, mother****er, and if that-- if you can't relate to this song, you're taking this [dukar] too serious. It's hip-hop, man, it's--it's ****in' fun.

Ooh, I love eatin' cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Fruity Pebbles
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Super Sugar Crisp
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Count Chocula
When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Let's go
Pour the milk in the bowl
Make sure it's ice cold
Put my hand on the top
So it don't overflow
Forget playing outside
With my friends from school
It's Saturday morning, fool!
But you know what ain't cool (what?)
Wakin' up first
'Cause all that be on the tube
Is the Snorks and Smurfs
(?), Strawberry Shortcake, the worst
But comin' up next
Was my boy, Johnny Quest
Sim Sim Salabim
But Fat Albert was the best
The Brown Hornet Picture Pages
Made me want to write graffiti
I had to do it when
Davey and Goliath couldn't see me
Always tryin' to do right they'd be hangin' out with Dudley
But I watched Wacky Races
Rootin' for my dog, Muttley.
You know what really bugged me? (What?)
Gobots was whack
Man, they bit the Transformers
And that's a well-known fact
But...
After these messages we'll be right back...

Ooh, I love eatin' cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Frosted Flakes
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Alphabits
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love King Vitamans
When I'm watchin' my cartoons

I remember Teen Wolf tried to go vegetarian
Told Thundar he was a sick barbarian
For eatin' Tiger Sharks with his Ninja Turtle soup
Because of that the Herculoids had to kick him out the group
Yo, there used to be drama on the afterschool scene
Tiny Toons started beefin' with Beverly Hills Team
But the Get Along Gang would come through and make amends
And by the end of the week, they were all Super Friends
But GI Joe would get riled up again
Guns out, lookin' for weapons of mass destruction
Harassin' SilverHawks for little or nothing
Of course, the Care Bears wouldn't have the heart to do somethin'
I called Voltron and his Inhumanoids
The Centurions wouldn't let the Jols be destroyed
No, even in Cartoons Americana can't be packed
But at least we know now, and know it's half the battle

Ooh, I love to eat cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Honeycombs
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Cookie Crisp
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Fruit Loops
When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Now, right before we go
I think you got the right to know about Shira
On the low
She was a Thundercat ho
Or a go tryin' to cover up and say she got a man
But he lied
It was really one of Jem's Holograms
After that, God knows she went around the back
And found out Josie sellin' ***** to cats
Chargin' three, two, one for a little contact
Because Hong Kong Phooey had the illest pimp slap
Her sweet Jabber Jaws went to the highest bid
But what made it worse was she incorporated kids
So, Marshall Bravestarr came through with Captain Power
And vowed that G-Force would shut 'em down within the hour
Until Chip 'N Dale and the Rescue Rangers
Came through to save them hos with a mouse named Danger
To make things stranger
She still gets a ho
Let a ho be a ho
And that's one to grow on

Ooh, I love eatin' cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Crushed Berry
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Rice Krispies
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Golden Grahams
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Apple Jacks
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Cheerios
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Tricks
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I like Cap'n Crunch
When I'm watchin' my cartoons

[laughter]
And you know I can't live without my cereal
[laughter]
And you know I can't live without my cereal
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on May 12, 2009, 02:39:20 PM
Hey Jude / Don't make it bad / Take a sad song / and make it bet-ter-er-er / Remember to let her into your heart / then you can sta-art / to make it better / For well you know that it's a fool / Who plays it cool / By making his world a little colder
Na na na naaana na na naaa na
Hey Jude / Don't make it bad / you have found her / Now go and get her / Remember to let her under your skin / Then you begin
to make it better / better / better / better / better / BETTER / BETTER / BETTER… AAAAAAAAA!…
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude

“Excellent, Paul, that'll do fine.”
~ John Lennon

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
NAAAAAA NA NA NANANANAAAAA NANANAAAAA HEY JUDE

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude

“All right, that's enough.”
~ John Lennon

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude

“GRAAAR SHUT UP PAUL”
~ John Lennon

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey Jude
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naAAAA,
Na-Na-Na-NAAAA,
Hey JUDE
Naaaaaa, na, na, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE

“What an ass.”
~ George Harrison

“I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!”
~ Ringo Starr

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
JUUUUUDE JUUUUUDE JUUUUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUU JUDE!!!!!

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE

“Hey, guys, cab's here…”
~ John Lennon on getting the hell out of the studio

“Finally!”
~ George Harrison

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUDE
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on May 13, 2009, 03:05:05 PM
Fare you well, my honey, fare you well my only true one.
All the birds that were singing are flown, except you alone.

Going to leave this brokedown palace,
On my hand and knees, I will roll, roll, roll.
Make myself a bed in the waterside,
In my time, I will roll, roll roll.

In a bed, in a bed, by the waterside I will lay my head.
Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

River going to take me, sing sweet and sleepy,
Sing me sweet and sleepy all the way back home.
Its a far gone lullaby, sung many years ago.
Mama, mama many worlds Ive come since I first left home.

Goin home, goin home, by the riverside I will rest my bones,
Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

Going to plant a weeping willow,
On the banks green edge it will grow, grow, grow.
Sing a lullaby beside the water,
Lovers come and go, the river roll, roll, roll.

Fare you well, fare you well, I love you more than words can tell,
Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Trainman on May 13, 2009, 11:24:22 PM
It's 6 levels.
UmJammer Lammy is 7 levels (not including the co-op, etc. and parappa's version of the story mode)
Parappa 2 is 8 levels.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 15, 2009, 06:41:39 AM
I know just how to whisper
And I know just how to cry
I know just where to find the answers
And I know just how to lie
I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme
I know just when to face the truth
And then I know just when to dream

And I know just where to touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose
And I know the night is fading
And I know the time's gonna fly
And I'm never gonna tell you
Everything I gotta tell you
But I know I gotta give it a try

And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to fame
I know all the rules and I know how to break 'em
And I always know the name of the game

But I don't know how to leave you
And I'll never let you fall
And I don't know how you do it
Making love out of nothing at all

Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all

Every time I see you all the rays of the sun
Are streaming through the waves in your hair
And every star in the sky is taking aim at your eyes like a spotlight
The beating of my heart is a drum and it's lost and it's looking for a rhythm like you
You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
And turn into a beacon burning endlessly bright
I've gotta follow it 'cause everything I know
Well it's nothing till I give it to you

I can make the runner stumble
I can make the final block
And I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle
I can make all the stadiums rock
I can make tonight forever
Or I can make it disappear by the dawn
I can make you every promise that has ever been made
I can make all your demons be gone

But I'm never gonna make it without you
Do you really want to see me crawl
And I'm never gonna make it like you do
Making love out of nothing at all

Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love out of nothing at all
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 20, 2009, 03:46:14 PM
Hey cavemen, sharpen up your sticks
We'll drive that wooly mammoth right off the cliff
Now cavemen, gather 'round the flames
We'll eat the meat and divide up what remains

Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice

Hey cavemen, now that we are a team
We'll attack those other cavemen across the stream
We'll sneak up, ready for a fight
We'll steal their skins and weapons in the dead of night

Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice

Ay, abuna!

Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen reHUAH

Ay en e uh
Ay en e uh
Ay en e uh
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 20, 2009, 03:51:30 PM
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!

Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!

Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
C'mon, leave Bronx!

Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
C'mon now, leave the Bronx!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 20, 2009, 06:03:14 PM
What's the, uh, caveman song from?

The island bathes in the sun's bright rays
Distant hills wear a shroud of grey
A lonely breeze whispers in the trees
Sole witness to history

Fleeting memories rise
From the shadows of my mind
Sing "nonomori" - endless corridors
Say "nonomori" - hopeless warriors
You were there
You were there

Am I forever dreaming
How to define the way I'm feeling

You were there
Countless visions they haunt me in my sleep
You were there
Though forgotten all promises we keep

Slaves to our destiny
I recall a melody
Sing "nonomori" - seasons lit with gold
Say "nonomori" - legends yet untold
You were there
You were there

Happiness follows sorrow
Only believing in tomorrow

You were there
Countless visions they haunt me in my sleep
You were there
Though forgotten all promises we keep

The island bathes in the sun's bright rays
Distant hills wear a shroud of grey
A lonely breeze whispers in the trees
Sole key to this mystery


It should go without saying that I beat that game.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 20, 2009, 09:35:08 PM
What's the, uh, caveman song from?
It's Cavemen Rejoice by The Bags. Most folks remember it as a bonus song from GH1.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 21, 2009, 07:34:25 PM
Oh, okay. I need to borrow that from my friend...

Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want, I want Jessie's girl.


Interestingly enough, I do have a good friend named Jesse. And yes, he did have a girl (two, actually, but the first one "lasted" longer), but though I can't say I wanted her, she wasn't too bad.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: davejohn18 on May 21, 2009, 08:40:29 PM
                   Unfortunately, i want all love songs.

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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on May 21, 2009, 08:51:05 PM
Thanks for your relevant, eloquent contribution to the thread, Davejohn18!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 22, 2009, 08:07:54 AM
Ya no aguanto más presiones.
Debo confesar que una carretera más,
sería el final para mí.

Inútil.

No puedo, no puedo, no puedo ya arrancarme.
No tengo ganas de tirar adelante,
y por eso estoy aquí.

Inútil.

¡Ahora ya no nos quiere nadie!

Inútil.

¡¿A quién se lo dices?!

Inútil, Inútil, Inútil.

Vengo de casi Missouri.
Pasaba bien con la gente de allí,
y paraba donde estaba mejor.
En Matta y en Alabama,
Las Vegas, Montana y hasta Sabana,
de Denver a la gran Nueva York.

Inútil.

Gané la carrera más grande.
En Indianápolis llegué el primero,
y de esta forma me sentí ya mejor.
Y ahora estoy muy malhumorado.
Por que siempre fuí admirado,
y por todos querido y ahora todo acabó.

A mí me utilizaron en la boda,
de gente de Texas importante.
Y después se olvidaron del todo de mí
y un día me trajeron aquí.

A muertos llevé al cementerio.
Yo no pensaba que un día podría pasarme lo mismo a mí.

Inútil.

Yo iba a practicar surfing.
Con sol y con playa,
bikinis, bocatas
y cosas que no olvidaré.
He venido aquí a morirme,
¡He venido aquí a morirme!
Los tiempos alegres que yo he vivido,
todo eso ha quedado atrás.

Este es el fín del trayecto.

Siempre llevaba excursiones.
Quién creería
que me cambiarían
por un miserable autocar.
Me dejaron en la carretera,
me abandonaron,
nadie me encontró
y aquí he venido a parar.

Inútil.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on May 22, 2009, 05:00:30 PM
Aww yeah, another bot! Woot!

I swear, if anyone deletes this guy I will go on a rampage.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 23, 2009, 09:01:09 AM
Well, so long as he sticks to this thread, he could surpass even steven9wii. And that new sig of yours speaks volumes.

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh-so bright
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky
And a killer's on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh, I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Ah, baby youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost
And I know that I'm [darn]ed if I never get out
And maybe I'm [darn]ed if I do
But with any other beat I got left in my heart
You know I'd rather be [darn]ed with you
If I gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
If gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you

Ah, baby you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I can see myself
Tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is rough but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I can't stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until its way too late
I never see the sudden curve until its way too late

Then I'm dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on May 27, 2009, 06:24:55 PM
Do I smell some Meat Loaf, perhaps?

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Thought it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

'Cause we were barely dressed
And we were barely dressed
Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light
You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely-
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way
And tonight's the night...

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two
down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the
windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him
go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really
turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for
second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the
throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he
comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid
really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the
plate, here's the pitch-he's going, and what a jump he's got,
he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at
third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out
there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third
base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze
play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

I gotta know right now
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it

Will you love me forever?

Let me sleep on it

Will you love me forever!!!!

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my life with you!!

It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better that it is today

It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife
...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 27, 2009, 09:16:38 PM
Glad to see another fan... but I beat you to that one a while back.

Have you seen her?
So fine and pretty
Fooled me with her style and ease
And I feel her
From across the room
Yes, it's love in the third degree
Ooh, baby baby
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby baby
Ah come on
Take a chance
You're old enough to

Dance the night away
Whoa, come on girl, dance the night away

A live wire, barely a beginner
But just watch that lady go
She's on fire, 'cause dancin' gets her higher than
Anything else she knows

Ooh, baby baby
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby baby
Well don't skip romance 'cause
You're old enough to

Dance the night away
Oh-oh-oh (Ah) Come on girl, dance the night away

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh yeah

Dance (oh) the night away. Hey, hey, yeah!
Dance, dance, dance the night away
Ah come on baby (Dance the night away) Hey, hey yeah!
Dance, dance, dance the night away
Uh, come on baby, baby (Dance the night away) Ooh, ooh, yeah
Dance, dance, dance the night away. Ah, ha ow!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on June 07, 2009, 11:38:47 AM
(I'm a Jedi Knight on the Dark Side)

I give a [dukar] about the kids that's been coming from the underground spot
beating the pop up, the **** up that lays all around
Now give me sound from the other side
every night it's gonna go on and flow on and on and on and on

Mister son of a gun I got a run now
My time is over run you over like a Range Rover
Oh my god incredible superstar,
throw some lyrics make them run like a supercar
When you know where I'm at, your fatter than fat,
cause help me god if I ain't the cool cat
Unequal, it's not even legal
I's chased by the rap police like Bugsy Seagel

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Now we've back in the game, the Quarashi pain it's plain
I see the suckers fall out and the ****ers call out
Pick me up, but they don't know what it's about
I do my [dukar] on the mic and I'm pleasing the crowd
Jump back, get back or else your getting a smack on your face
just like your daddy used to smack you way back in the days
This ain't no silly ass game I'm playin', hear what I'm sayin'?
Now star prayin'

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down

What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down (down, down...)

I mix it up, yo

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 07, 2009, 07:09:15 PM
Hello
I've waited here for you
Everlong

Tonight
I throw myself into
And out of the red, out of her head she sang

Come down
And waste away with me
Down with me

Slow how
You wanted it to be
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

Breathe out
So I could breathe you in
Hold you in

And now
I know you've always been
Out of your head, out of my head I sang

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

And I wonder
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 07, 2009, 09:19:51 PM
I am the one, camouflage and guns
Risk my life to keep my people from harm
Authority, vested in me
I sacrifice with my brothers in arms

Through this doorway what’s on the other side
Never knowing exactly what I’ll find
Locked and loaded
Voices screaming "Let’s go!"
Come on do it! Here we go!

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where it’ll end nobody knows
I'll take a life, ten others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
It’s playing over and over in my head
Where it’ll end nobody knows

Stay the course, reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
Smoke and dust, enemies are crushed
Nothing left where a man once stood

Through this doorway what’s on the other side
Never knowing exactly what I’ll find
Locked and loaded
Voices screaming "Let’s go!"
But I’m just doing what I’m told

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where it’ll end nobody knows
I'll take this life, ten others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
It’s playing over and over in my head
Where it begins, and where it’ll end nobody knows

Yeah, go!

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Bang bang - it hammers in my head [x3]
In my head [2x]

You know I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I'll fear no evil for Thou art with me
Locked and loaded
Gonna find my truth
Now I’m busting through
All hell breaks loose

And you can all hide behind your desks now
And you can cry, "teacher come help me!"
Through you all my aim is true
My, my aim is true!
My aim is true
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 10, 2009, 04:23:58 PM
When I'm alone
I dream on the horizon
And words fail;
Yes, I know there is no light
In a room
Where the sun is not there
If you are not with me.
At the windows
Show everyone my heart
Which you set alight;
Enclose within me
The light you
Encountered on the street.

Time to say goodbye,
To countries I never
Saw and shared with you,
Now, yes, I shall experience them,
I'll go with you
On ships across seas
Which, I know,
No, no, exist no longer;
With you I shall experience them.

When you are far away
I dream on the horizon
And words fail,
And yes, I know
That you are with me;
You, my moon, are here with me,
My sun, you are here with me.
With me, with me, with me,

Time to say goodbye,
To countries I never
Saw and shared with you,
Now, yes, I shall experience them,
I'll go with you
On ships across seas
Which, I know,
No, no, exist no longer;
With you I shall reexperience them.
I'll go with you
On ships across seas
Which, I know,
No, no, exist no longer;
With you I shall reexperience them.
I'll go with you,
I with you.


I'm not all that sure these are the right lyrics (for the English version) but I'd just like to say that was an awesome scene in Wanted (and, alternatively, Stepbrothers. As I may have mentioned, I watched both consecutively).
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on June 12, 2009, 11:29:54 PM
Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar,
Dancing on the light from star to star.
Far across the moonbeam I know thats who you are,
I saw your brown eyes turning once to fire.

You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eyes.
And I'm getting blown away
To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but Im getting blown away.

I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream,
You could have been anyone to me.
Before that moment you touched my lips
That perfect feeling when time just slips
Away between us on our foggy trip.

You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eyes.
And I'm getting blown away
To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but I'm getting blown away.

You are just a dreamer, and I am just a dream.
You could have been anyone to me.
Before that moment you touched my lips
That perfect feeling when time just slips
Away between us on our foggy trip

You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eyes.
And I'm getting blown away
To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but I'm getting blown away.

Another metaphor-laden masterpiece from Canadia's premiere rock songwriter. Oh yes indeedy.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 13, 2009, 12:48:20 AM
This week the trend
Was to not wake up til 3 pm;
I picked the few conscious hours that I chose to spend,
Slept away the rest of them.

And this week the trend
Was to crash and burn and then return again
To practice the life that I pretend
Provides enough to get me through the weekend

So I said,
Give me a solution
And watch me run with it.
Then you gave,
Gave me a solution,
What have I done with it?
Cause I was absolutely sure I had it all figured out
Way back then,
And now it's this minute, this hour, this day,

And this week the trend
Was to backstab every single one of my friends
And leave a voicemail message trying to make amends,
All the while hoping this would count in the end,

And this week the trend
Was to borrow all the strength that you could lend,
To keep my head above the water and not descend
Back to where I said I'd never go again.

So I said,
Give me a solution
And watch me run with it.
Then you gave,
Gave me a solution,
What have I done with it?
Cause I was absolutely sure I had it all figured out
Way back then,
But after this day it's this week all over again

And I just want to get mugged at knifepoint
To get cut enough to wake me up,
Cause I know that I don't want to die
Sitting around watching my life go by.
What we take from this is what we'll get,
And we haven't quite figured it out just yet,
Cause all of us are all too stuck.
Strapped to a chair watching our lives blow up.
Stuck watching our lives blow up.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 14, 2009, 05:47:47 PM
It's only two o'clock
And the temperature's beginning to soar
And all around the city
You see the walking wounded and the living dead
It's never been this hot and I've never been so bored
And breathing is just no fun anymore
Then I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said
I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said

You can feel the pulse of the pavement
Racing like a runaway horse
The subways are steaming
And the skin of the streets is gleaming with sweat
I've seen you sitting on the steps outside
And you were looking so restless and reckless and lost
I think it's time for you to come inside
I'll be waiting here with something that you'll never forget
I think it's time for you to come inside
I'll be waiting here with something that you'll never forget

Come on, come on and there'll be no turning back
You were only killing time and it'll kill you right back
Come on, come on, it's time to burn up the fuse
You got nothing to do and even less to lose
You got nothing to do and even less to lose

So wander down to the ancient hallway,
Taking the stairs only one at a time
Follow the sound of my heartbeat now
I'm in the room at the top,
You're at the end of the line
So open the door and lay down on the bed,
The sun is just a ball of desire

And I wanna take you out of the frying pan
And into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire

And I wanna take you out of the frying pan
And into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire

And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire, fire, fire
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire

It's only two o'clock
And the temperature's beginning to soar
And all around the city
You see the walking wounded and the living dead
It's never been this hot and I've never been so bored
And breathing is just no fun anymore
Then I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said
I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said

And into the, and into the, and into the
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire, fire, fire
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire

And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire, fire, fire
And into the fire
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: RaceDrv709 on June 14, 2009, 09:34:50 PM
All the angels, see all the angles
With a view from both sides of the line
Well if I had not such a blind spot
Would I have a less difficult time

Surrendering my ways
I would hang on every word You say

I'm so far from what I wanna be
Oh I really am my own worst enemy
Please don't let me get the better of me
Take this earthly thing and make it finally
Something heavenly, I wanna be heavenly

Air is cleaner, grass is always greener
For the crowd of hosts up where they are
If I could visit, I'd just contaminate it
Why so big a place for me in Your heart?

To leave your glory home
Just to make a broken man your own

If I try to soar, I will fall for sure
So let Your grace break through, and lift me up upon it to be with You

I'm so far from what I wanna be
Oh I really am my own worst enemy
Please don't let me get the better of me
Take this earthly thing and make it finally

Cuz I'm so far, stay close to me
I'm so far, stay close to me
Making me something heavenly
Gonna be heavenly

This song is from a Canadian Christian rock band called Downhere. Anyone heard of them by any chance?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 15, 2009, 07:07:32 AM
Being an American Secularist, I'm afraid I haven't.

This is the first day of my last days
I built it up now I take it apart
Climbed up real high now fall down real far
No need for me to stay
The last thing left I just threw it away
I put my faith in God and my trust in you
Now there's nothing more ****ed up I could do
Wish there was something real
Wish there was something true
Wish there was something real in this world full of you
I'm the one without a soul
I'm the one with this big ****ing hole
No new tale to tell
Twenty-six years on my way to hell
Gotta listen to your big time
Hard line
Bad luck
Fist ****
Don't think you're having all the fun
You know me I hate everyone
Wish there was something real
Wish there was something true
Wish there was something real in this world full of you
I want to but I can't turn back
But I want to
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 15, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
The name sounds familiar. I think I might have one of their songs on a compilation album.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shyguy92 on June 15, 2009, 05:34:21 PM
A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace,
And rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace,
And achieve it all with music that came quickly from afar,
Then taste the fruit of man recorded losing all against the hour.
And assessing points to nowhere, leading every single one.
A dewdrop can exalt us like the music of the sun,
And take away the plain in which we move,
And choose the course you're running.

Down at the edge, round by the corner,
Not right away, not right away.
Close to the edge, down by a river,
Not right away, not right away.

Crossed the line around the changes of the summer,
Reaching out to call the color of the sky.
Passed around a moment clothed in mornings faster than we see.
Getting over all the time I had to worry,
Leaving all the changes far from far behind.
We relieve the tension only to find out the masters name.

Down at the end, round by the corner.
Close to the edge, just by a river.
Seasons will pass you by.
I get up, I get down.
Now that its all over and done,
Now that you find, now that you're whole.

My eyes convinced, eclipsed with the younger moon attained with love.
It changed as almost strained amidst clear manna from above.
I crucified my hate and held the word within my hand.
There's you, the time, the logic, or the reasons we don't understand.

Sad courage claimed the victims standing still for all to see,
As armored movers took approached to overlook the sea.
There since the cord, the license, or the reasons we understood will be.

Down at the edge, close by a river.
Close to the edge, round by the corner.
Close to the end, down by the corner.
Down at the edge, round by the river.

Sudden problems shouldnt take away the startled memory.
All in all, the journey takes you all the way.
As apart from any reality that youve ever seen and known.
Guessing problems only to deceive the mention,
Passing paths that climb halfway into the void.
As we cross from side to side, we hear the total mass retain.

Down at the edge, round by the corner.
Close to the end, down by a river.
Seasons will pass you by.
I get up, I get down.

In her white lace, you could clearly see the lady sadly looking.
Saying that shed take the blame
For the crucifixion of her own domain. I get up,
I get down,
I get up,
I get down.

Two million people barely satisfy.
Two hundred women watch one woman cry, too late.
The eyes of honesty can achieve.
How many millions do we deceive each day?
I get up, I get down.
I get up, I get down.

In charge of who is there in charge of me.
Do I look on blindly and say I see the way?
The truth is written all along the page.
How old will I be before I come of age for you?
I get up, I get down.
I get up, I get down.
I get up, I get down.

The time between the notes relates the color to the scenes.
A constant vogue of triumphs dislocate man, it seems.
And space between the focus shape ascend knowledge of love.
As song and chance develop time, lost social temperance rules above.
Ah, ah.

Then according to the man who showed his outstretched arm to space,
He turned around and pointed, revealing all the human race.
I shook my head and smiled a whisper, knowing all about the place.
On the hill we viewed the silence of the valley,
Called to witness cycles only of the past.
And we reach all this with movements in between the said remark.

Close to the edge, down by the river.
Down at the end, round by the corner.
Seasons will pass you by,
Now that its all over and done,
Called to the seed, right to the sun.
Now that you find, now that you're whole.
Seasons will pass you by,
I get up, I get down.
I get up, I get down.
I get up, I get down.
I get up.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 15, 2009, 07:30:54 PM
We all go down for the sacrificial moment
Crucifixion nails stain the bed of the holy.
Space thing blues diamond studded--sugar coated
Well, I am hell a miracle overloading

Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over
Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over

We all go down for the God of the moment
Super demon seed running wild and below and
Head trip news turn a trick to the flow and
Sugarland express what you know and

Get inside get in there
Evil in your eyes baby I don't care
Get inside get in there
See the flesh falling everywhere

Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over
Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over

Get inside get in there
Evil in your eyes baby I don't care
Get inside get in there
See the flesh falling everywhere

Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over
Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over

We all go down for a piece of the moment
Watch another burn to the death to the core
And the road-show thrills pack the freaks and the phonies
Sing: Now is now, yeah
All I ever wanted

Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over
Turn me on, yeah
Electric head all over
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on July 12, 2009, 07:40:41 PM
Crimson flames tied through my ears
Rollin' high and mighty traps
Pounced with fire on flaming roads
Using ideas as my maps
"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I
Proud 'neath heated brow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

In a soldier's stance, I aimed my hand
At the mongrel dogs who teach
Fearing not I'd become my enemy
In the instant that I preach
My existence led by confusion boats
Mutiny from stern to bow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms
Quite clear, no doubt, somehow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

Bonus points if you can identify the song and artist without leaving this page.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: TEM on July 12, 2009, 07:50:05 PM
This thread should be renamed "Massive Blocks of Text No One Will Read".
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Rao on July 12, 2009, 08:06:44 PM
TEM should be renamed "Massive Chunks of Flesh No One Will Listen To".
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on July 12, 2009, 08:21:08 PM
My stepdad calls me that all the time.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on July 12, 2009, 10:18:37 PM
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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 13, 2009, 12:01:04 AM
If no one read this thread, I wouldn'tve had a few of my lyrics censored and one removed.

Come on!
Unh!

Come on, although ya try to discredit
Ya still never edit
The needle, I'll thread it
Radically poetic
Standin' with the fury that they had in '66
And like E-Double I'm mad
Still knee-deep in the system's [dukar]
Hoover, he was a body remover
I'll give ya a dose
But it'll never come close
To the rage built up inside of me
Fist in the air, in the land of hypocrisy

Movements come and movements go
Leaders speak, movements cease
When their heads are flown
'Cause all these punks
Got bullets in their heads
Departments of police, the judges, the feds
Networks at work, keepin' people calm
You know they went after King
When he spoke out on Vietnam
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the shot

Yeah
Yeah, back in this...
Wit' poetry, my mind I flex
Flip like Wilson, vocals never lackin' dat finesse
Whadda I got to, whadda I got to do to wake ya up
To shake ya up, to break the structure up
'Cause blood still flows in the gutter
I'm like takin' photos
Mad boy kicks open the shutter
Set the groove
Then stick and move like I was Cassius
Rep the stutter step
Then bomb a left upon the fascists
Yea, the several federal men
Who pulled schemes on the dream
And put it to an end
Ya better beware
Of retribution with mind war
20/20 visions and murals with metaphors
Networks at work, keepin' people calm
Ya know they murdered X
And tried to blame it on Islam
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the shot

Unh!
What was the price on his head?
What was the price on his head?

I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard, I think I heard a shot

'He may be a real contender for this position should he
abandon his supposed obediance to white liberal doctrine
of non-violence...and embrace black nationalism'
'Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to
pinpoint potential trouble-makers...And neutralize them,
neutralize them, neutralize them'

Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up

How long?
Not long

'Cause what you reap is what you sow.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 12, 2009, 11:57:58 PM
EDIT: Sorry, posting issues.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 20, 2009, 11:11:16 AM
Ой полным полна моя коробушка
Есть и ситец и парча.
Пожалей, душа-зазнобушка,
Молодецкого плеча.
Выйду, выйду в рожь высокую,
Там до ночки погожу,
Как завижу черноокую,
Все товары разложу.
Цены сам платил немалые,
Не торгуйся, не скупись,
Подставляй-ка губки алые,
Ближе к молодцу садись.
Вот уж пала ночь туманная,
Ждёт удалый молодец...
Чу, идёт! - пришла желанная,
Продаёт товар купец.
Катя бережно торгуется,
Всё боится передать,
Парень с де́вицей целуется,
Просит цены набавлять.
Знает только ночь глубокая,
Как поладили они.
Распрямись ты, рожь высокая,
Тайну свято сохрани!
Ой, легка, легка коробушка,
Плеч не режет ремешок!
А всего взяла зазнобушка
Бирюзовый перстенёк.

(ten points if you know what this is)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 20, 2009, 07:25:52 PM
It's Russian.

...No, I don't know. Some meme song, I'm sure. I could try Googling it, but that seems like cheating.

Some might say that sunshine follows thunder
Go and tell it to the man who cannot shine
Some might say that we should never ponder
On our thoughts today 'cause they will sway over time
Some might say we will find a brighter day
Some might say we will find a brighter day

'Cause I've been standing at the station
In need of education in the rain
You made no preparation for my reputation once again
The sink is full of fishes
She's got dirty dishes on the brain
It was overflowing gently but it's all elementary my friend

Some might say they don't believe in heaven
Go and tell it to the man who lives in hell
Some might say you get what you've been given
If you don't get yours I won't get mine as well

Some might say we will find a brighter day
Some might say we will find a brighter day

'Cause I've been standing at the station
In need of education in the rain
You made no preparation for my reputation once again
The sink is full of fishes
'Cause she's got dirty dishes on the brain
And my dog's been itchin'
Itchin' in the kitchen once again

Some might say (Some might say)
You know what some might say (you know what some might say)
You know what some might say (you know what some might say)
You know what some might say (you know what some might say)
You know what some might say (you know what some might say)
You know what some might say (you know what some might say)
You know what some might say (you know what some might say)
You know what some might say
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: dc804 on July 27, 2009, 08:27:07 PM
 I'm awake so
You better feed me now
I won't slow down
Once we have left this town
Rhymes and riddles
I'm still sleepy so
You must hurry
Please take your seats
You'll stay with me
Be with me
I'll be with you
I'll be with you

No one really knows the pain I'm going through
My final ride is almost done
The World has moved on now
It's time to go
My final ride is almost done

Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!
Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!

I am nothing
But a train and
I assume that you don't like me
I'm insane but
Not yet crazy
I will never let you go
Enjoy the ride you'll stay with me
Stay with me
I'll stay with you
I'll stay with you

No one really knows the pain I'm going through
My final ride is almost done
The World has moved on now
It's time to go
My final ride is almost done

Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!
Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!

I am the one I am the one
The godlike terror train
The superior, artificial brain
Feel free to call me Blaine

I will roll on
Riddle de-dum, I'm best
Try me, try me
I'll never fail the test
Blue's for girls and
Pink's for me
Cause
I'm the mono
Don't even dare to mess with me

No one really knows the pain I'm going through
My hate will last forevermore
The World has moved on now
It's time to go
My hate will last forevermore

Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!
Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!

Beneath the demon moon
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on July 27, 2009, 08:32:35 PM
Yo.

Yo, yo.

'Cause I'm this Gorillaz from the mist lyricist, and my thoughts be twisted
I spit the wickedest rhymes from a time that's never existed
My futuristic linguistics turn fools into statistics
I'm a lyrical misfit, with a sadistic characteristic
I perform murderous acts on my tracks with a single breath
and if a boy wanna protest, then I be stampin' upon his chest, done makin' a mess

No other man could conceive the weed I'm consumin'
and I transform from my cartoon pseudonym, turn to a human
I spit words from my mouth that be turnin' you inside out
And I tie knots in intestines just like I'm a boy scout, that's workin' 'em out

Now rearrangin' your whole skeletal structure
Then I find some nine inch nails to perform some acupuncture
When I punch ya, I rupture one of your ribcage in a rage
and I turn you into a cartoon too, then erase the page
I take you back to the stone age with Barney and Fred Flintstone
Get Dino to tear-up your Moschinos and then force you to limp home

I'ma take off like a jet pack, when I get back better step back
I'ma make the crowd react and nod their heads until their necks snap
I can flip-flaps while riding a skateboard and doin' a tic-tac
and leave your head in a spin like staring at turn table slip mats
I'm a conquering lion, big cat. This is real talk, not big chat
Did ya get that? 'Cause I ain't no small timer, I rhyme on big tracks
Now feel the vibes I create
This heavy weight I'm about to detonate
and demonstrate how I generate lyrics that supernaturally levitate
To the top my lyrics escalate, accelerate and leave you panickin',
take the ground from beneath your feet, leave you skywalkin' like Anakin
I'm sharper than the tips of Zulu spears and Olympic javelins
My style is totally buck wild but most definitely happenin'
To your brains I be tappin' in, to computers I be hackin' in
To me, I be out of this world like aliens who were time travelin'
I'm dabblin' in the Fists of Fury technique when I speak
Forget Karate Kid and these wooden blocks, I chop through concrete

Concrete, concrete, concrete

Wha-wha-well-well-wha-well

I've been stoned ever since the days of creation, I've been red
I'm a mad dred, causin' so much havoc in Russel's head
My lyracism is just like an aneurysm inside his brain
He plays the beat in a trance and he's never feeling no pain
I could never be a racist because I posess so many faces
I'm one of those beat-up bad wit' bags and a pair of braces
With lines longer than laces I'm gracin' you with my presence
The lyrics went flippity-flick, and ya bubble like effervescence
I pulverize and bamboozle, shave numb skulls like a poodle
I smashed the top of your head with a guitar I borrowed from Noodle
I'm as animated as Japanese animes causin' callamities
Some serious savory from my roarous rhymes of reality
At the speed of sound, I'm running around the clown that tried to defeat us
but that tenacity is an audacity that you ever thought you could beat us

Beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us,
beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us,
beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us, beat us...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on July 27, 2009, 10:42:09 PM
Deep down in Louisiana, close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play the guitar just like a-ringin' a bell.

Oh, go
Go Johnny go
Go
Go Johnny Go
Go
Go Johnny Go
Go
Go Johnny Go
Go
Johnny B. Goode

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath a tree by the railroad track
Oh, the engineers would see him him sittin' in the shade
Strummin' with the rhythym that the drivers made
People passin' by would stop and say,
"Oh my, but that little country boy could play"

Oh, go
Go Johnny go
Go
Go Johnny Go
Go
Go Johnny Go
Go
Go Johnny Go
Go
Johnny B. Goode

His mother told him "Some day you will be a man
And you will be the leader of a big ol' band"
Many people comin' from miles around
To hear you play your music when the sun go down
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Saying "Johnny B. Goode tongiht"

Go, go
Go Johnny go
Go, go,
Go Johnny Go
Go, go,
Go Johnny Go
Go, go
Go Johnny Go
Go
Johnny B. Goooode

Recorded by Chuck Berry in April of '58. Quite possibly my favourite song ever.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 28, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Not by Marty McFly?

Why do they always send the poor?

Barbarisms by Barbaras, with pointed heels
Victorious, victorias, kneel
For brand new spankin deals
Marching forward hypocritic
And hypnotic computers
You depend on our protection
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth

Lalalalalalalalalala, Ooh

Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Kneeling roses disappearing
Into Moses’ dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions
Hangars sitting dripped in oil
Crying freedom

Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth

Lalalalalalalalalala, Ooh

Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine
Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Blast off, its party time
And we don't live in a facist nation
Blast off, its party time
And where the **** are you?

Where the **** are you?
Where the **** are you?

Why don’t presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don’t presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?

Kneeling roses disappearing
Into Moses’ dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions
Hangars sitting dripped in oil
Crying freedom!

Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth

Lalalalalalalalalala, Ooh

Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine
Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sun...
Where the **** are you!
Where the **** are you!

Why don’t presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don’t presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why, do, they always send the poor?
Why, do, they always send the poor?
Why, do, they always send the poor?
They always send the poor
They always send the poor


Such an odd song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on August 03, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
Not by Marty McFly?
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2F1%2F1a%2FRageoriginal.jpg&hash=a905a935f725061ec9d33aa77c9af890) RRRAAAAEG

Anyways, I was dismayed to see that nobody had yet posted the *original* rendition of American Pie as performed by Don McLean in 1971. So without further ado,

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, theyd be happy for a while.

But february made me shiver
With every paper Id deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldnt take one more step.

I cant remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
Singin, thisll be the day that I die.
Thisll be the day that I die.

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that youre in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

I was a lonely teenage broncin buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.

I started singin,
Bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
And singin, thisll be the day that I die.
Thisll be the day that I die.

Now for ten years weve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin stone,
But thats not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the king was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while lennon read a book of marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.

We were singing,
Bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
And singin, thisll be the day that I die.
Thisll be the day that I die.

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singing,
Bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
And singin, thisll be the day that I die.
Thisll be the day that I die.

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devils only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satans spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
Bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
And singin, thisll be the day that I die.
Thisll be the day that I die.

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where Id heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldnt play.

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

And they were singing,
Bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
Singin, thisll be the day that I die.
Thisll be the day that I die.

They were singing,
Bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
Singin, thisll be the day that I die.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 08, 2009, 08:50:06 AM
Our masterpiece kansei
Keep beats freaks tsunagu beki kono shiin to shiin yo
Hibi ikiru tame no flow kanashimi no nai a[dukar]a wo sasageyo

Action! Mitena kimeru rock show!
Taikan muryou attraction!
Check shina high kara low no combo!
Back to back yousha naku K.O
Hero koko ni toujou!

Call my name he is coming don't worry baby!
Win this game mazu machigai nai zettai!
Say the word are you ready? Let's Boogie
Save this love Hey! Come on!

So I wanted to change the world
A[dukar]a no tame ni tsunaide kotoba dake ja nai day and day
Time goes ai se yo aru ga mama no jibun wo
Viewtiful Joe coming up!!
There's no pain, no gain

1.2.Shibutee yatsu tataku tekunikku miseru is best desu
Like a Break dance mitai na foot work
"Rhythm" tomodomo ride on time
Hero it's the show time!

Call my name original combination! Action!
Win this game karei ni kawa[dukar]eku kechirasu
Say the word come follow me! No doubt!
Save this love Hey! Come on!

So I wanted to change the world
A[dukar]a no tame ni tsunaide
Viewtiful Joe coming up!!

Call my name he is coming don't worry baby!
Win this game mazu machigai nai zettai!
Say the word are you ready? Let's boogie
Save this love Hey! Come on!

All night long I walk alone
Dou suru no ka wa shirenai kono saki no jibun day and day
Saredo aise yo nanimo nakunaranai
Toomawari [dukar]e but get the place

So I wanted to change the world
A[dukar]a no tame ni tsunaide kotoba dake ja nai day and day
Time goes ai se yo aru ga mama no jibun wo
Viewtiful Joe coming up!!
There's no pain, no gain


I recently got around to beating Viewtiful Joe. I therefore also went back to start a new Viewtiful Joe 2 file (I'm somewhat ashamed to say I skipped to that game when, long ago, I got stuck on Gran Bruce), and now I'm almost set to beat that, too. But I'm kind of stuck on what I believe is the penultimate boss.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 08, 2009, 10:55:21 AM
We're on the case and we're chasing her through history!

Chronoskimmer... engine's hot
V.I.L.E. villains... evil plot
Our brave squadron leader will help us defeat her
And bring back the loot to its rightful place in time!

CHORUS
Tell me where in time is Carmen Sandiego?
Stop her crime and solve this mystery
Tell me where in time is Carmen Sandiego?
We're on the case and we're chasing her through history!

Throttle open... thrusters on
Chronoskimmer... gets us gone
Pack extra socks and we'll all beat the clock
From the stone age to middle age to space age and back!

CHORUS

Nero's fiddle... Lincoln's beard
Newton's apple... disappeared
The finest tea from the Ming Dynasty
And the Niña, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, we've got to get them back!

CHORUS

All information was verified by Encyclopedia Brittanica, and was accurate as of the date of recording.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 08, 2009, 08:09:03 PM
My reflection, dirty mirror
There's no connection to myself
I'm your lover, I'm your zero
I'm the face in your dreams of glass
So save your prayers
For when we're really gonna need'em
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?

She's the one for me
She's all I really need
Cause she's the one for me
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me
Intoxicated with the madness, I'm in love with my sadness
Bull[dukar] fakers, enchanted kingdoms
The fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth
I never let on, that I was on a sinking ship
I never let on that I was down
You blame yourself, for what you can't ignore
You blame yourself for wanting more
She's the one for me
She's all I really need
She's the one for me
She's my one and only


I remember when I was younger and wasn't sure why this song wasn't called "Wanna go for a Ride".
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2009, 09:44:42 PM
[Michael Jackson]

Now I'm just wondering why you think
That you can get to me with anything
Seems like you'd know by now, when and how I get down
And with all that I've been through, I'm still around

Don't you ever make no mistake
Baby I've got what it takes
And there's no way you'll ever get to me
Why can't you see that you'll never ever hurt me
'Cause I won't let it be, I'm too much for you baby

You can't believe it, you can't concieve it
And you can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable
And I know you hate it, and you can't take it
You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable

Now you can't stop me even though you think
That if you block me, you've done your thing
And when you bury me underneath all your pain
I'm steady laughin', while surfacing

Don't you ever make no mistake
Baby I've got what it takes
And there's no way you'll ever get to me
Why can't you see that you'll never ever hurt me
'Cause I won't let it be, see I'm too much for you baby

You can't believe it, you can't concieve it
And you can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable
And I know you hate it, and you can't take it
You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable

You can't believe it, you can't concieve it
And you can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable
And I know you hate it, and you can't take it
You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable

You can try to stop me, but it won't do a thing
No matter what you do, I'm still gonna be here
Through all your lies and silly games
I'ma still remain the same, I'm unbreakable

[Notorious B.I.G.]

Uh, uh, what, uh
I'm a lime to a lemon, my CeCe women
Bringin in ten G minimums to condos with elevators in 'em
Vehicles with televisions in 'em
Watch they entourage turn yours to just mirages
Disappearing acts, strictly nines and macs
Killers be serial, Copperfield material
My dreams is vivid, work hard to live it
Any place I visit, I got land there
How can players stand there and say I sound like them
Hello?
Push wigs back and push six Coupes that's yellow
Plus clips that expand from hand to elbow
Spray up your Day's Inn, any 'telle you in
Crack braggin sick of braggin how my mink be draggin
Desert ease street sweeper inside the beamer wagon
I rely on Bed-Stuy to shut it down if I die
Put that on my diamond bezel, you're messin with the devil
What!

You can't believe it, you can't concieve it
And you can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable
And I know you hate it, and you can't take it
You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable

You can't believe it, you can't concieve it
And you can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable
And I know you hate it, and you can't take it
You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable

You can't believe it, you can't concieve it
And you can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable
And I know you hate it, and you can't take it
You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable

You can't touch me
You can't break me
You can't stand with me
'Cause I'm unbreakable
OWW!

GO ON!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on August 08, 2009, 10:03:10 PM
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Couldn't resist.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 09, 2009, 05:08:05 AM
Yeah actually you could've.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 09, 2009, 07:35:10 AM
That has to have been posted on this thread before. Lord knows it's been posted elsewhere...

I hear your winter
I hear your rain
I've failed your summer ways
And I feel no pain

I hear what you want
And I feel that way
I hear what you want
And I feel that way

I hear you fade away
And I hear you crawl
I gave my life away
And I feel no pain
And I feel no pain
And I feel no pain
And I feel your pain

And she was my lover so sweet
And she was my angel
And what I've recovered of me
I put into a box underneath my bed

When you lie in your bed
And you lie to yourself
When you lie in your bed
And you lie to yourself
Lie
Lie

Bang bang you're dead, hole in your head
Bang bang you're dead, hole in your head
Bang bang you're dead, hole in your head
Bang bang you're dead, hole in your head

I hear what you want
And I feel that way
I hear what you want
And I feel that way

[This take, don't give a ****]
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 09, 2009, 11:30:33 AM
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be!
FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaarm livin' is the life for me!
Land spreadin' out sa' far an' wide!
Keep Manhattan, just gimme that countryside!


Neeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww YORK is vere I'd rother stay!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiii get aLLERgic smelling hay!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiii just adore a penthouse view!
Dahling I love you but give me Pahk Avenoo.

reeruh-ruhreeruh...

THE CHORES!!

reeruh-ruhreeruh...

ZUH STOREZ!!

reeruh-ruhreeruh...

FRESH AIR!!

reeruh-ruhreeruh...

TIMES SQWEH!!

YOU ARE MY WIFE.

GOOOD BYE, CEETEE LIFE! :'(

GREEN ACRES WE ARE THERE!

reeruh-ruhreeruh...

RUHRUH!!



Zis haz bean a Feelmwayz Presentation, dahling.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 09, 2009, 11:32:50 AM
One of my favorite TV show themes.

Awesome.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 10, 2009, 02:44:13 PM
Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, dying as you purr

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, Do it baby
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, Do it baby
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula


I only listen to this stuff when I'm weightlifting, I swear.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 10, 2009, 04:52:14 PM
Hellz yeah. I've got a whole pumpin'-iron playlist on my iPod that I intend to use if I ever lift weights for more than five minutes at a time. Half of it's nothing but Mash Out Posse.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: nensondubois on August 10, 2009, 06:56:11 PM
I need some new music but I haven't had any ideas in a while and the only few songs I want I don't know the names of.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 10, 2009, 09:38:21 PM
I had visions, I was in them,
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me

Fingertips have memories,
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(But no one ever does)

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, God[darn] you

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin, to live so well

I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
Mind...

Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' holes
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live this well

(One, two, three, four!)


I have a Weird Al polka medley to thank for informing me of this song's existance. Such is also the case with Green Day's Basket Case, though I actually have fully heard/own that one.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on August 11, 2009, 11:11:49 PM
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand,
Vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping.
My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet,
I have no one to meet
And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun,
It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run
And but for the sky there are no fences facin'.
And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme
To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind,
I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a shadow you're
Seein' that he's chasing.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 12, 2009, 04:02:15 AM
Looking back on all we've been through
What is left, what else could we do?
We've been down this road so many times before
Will I ever learn the way... to come back to you?

This ardency has taken me
And now it is a part of me
I'm falling back to where I used to be...
This heart's debut is overdue
Now i can see, i know it's true
I'm falling back... yeah, falling back to you...

I can see you from a million miles away
Things weren't always the way they are today
If only i could learn to change the past
If only things could last... another day

This ardency has taken me
And now it is a part of me
I'm falling back to where I used to be...
This heart's debut is overdue
Now i can see, i know it's true
I'm falling back... yeah, falling back to you...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 12, 2009, 09:41:01 AM
Isn't that... a Gerudo Valley ReMix?

What if I wanted to break
Laugh it all off in your face
What would you do? (Oh, oh)
What if I fell to the floor
Couldn't take all this anymore
What would you do, do, do?

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you

What if I wanted to fight
Beg for the rest of my life
What would you do?
You say you wanted more
What are you waiting for?
I'm not running from you (from you)

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

I tried to be someone else
But nothing seemed to change
I know now, this is who I really am inside.
Finally found myself
Fighting for a chance.
I know now, this is who I really am.

Ah, ah
Oh, oh
Ah, ah

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you, you, you.
Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

Come break me down (bury me, bury me)
Break me down (bury me, bury me)
Break me down (bury me, bury me)

(You say you wanted more)
What if I wanted to break...?
(What are you waiting for?)
Bury me, bury me
(I'm not running from you)
What if I
What if I
What if I
What if I
Bury me, bury me
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 12, 2009, 10:07:28 PM
Isn't that... a Gerudo Valley ReMix?
Yep.

Perhaps it's time to question
All these things I've been doing for so long
So wrong
So much I need not mention,
but the need within me is so strong

I know that the answer is beside me
As I have believed from the start
But it's just so hard for me to go there
In spite of all these aching feelings
I just don't want this all to fall apart

And when I look into your eyes
It's more like looking at myself
Through someone else
Like nothing else

All this pain and hatred
Never knowing from whence it came
And I'm playing this game
It's always the same

In all this, there's one thing I should ask you
That you should always remain true
Even if I'm gone, you'll still remember
It's just hard when nothing's right and
Everything is out of sight tonite

I don't wanna leave yet
How could you think that I could love
Somebody new?
Someone like you?
As the night fades into a day
I thought it'd be something you should know

But I guess I'll survive another night
Waiting to create another me
That only you can see
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 15, 2009, 11:39:53 PM
Och dom säger att stan har blivit tyst och ful och öde älskling
Att det kommer bli en lång kall vinter
Jag har lärt mig att saknaden är värst när nån har sovit som ett barn
Genom en iskall vinter

Du är min hjälte för du vågar vara rak
Du är min hjälte för du är precis så svag som jag
Kom och hjälp mig jag behöver dig igen igen igen

Och du känner att staden är precis som staden alltid varit
I väntan på en lång kall vinter
Och du säger att saknad kan man lära sig att leva med ibland
Genom en iskall vinter

Du är min hjälte för du vågar vara rak
Du är min hjälte för du är precis så svag som jag
Kom och hjälp mig jag behöver dig igen igen igen

Du är min hjälte för du vågar vara rak
Du är min hjälte för du är precis så svag som jag
Kom och hjälp mig jag behöver dig igen igen igen

Och igen


I sang this fairly well (for me) on World Tour, interestingly enough.
Title: Pumpkin Pie
Post by: Ninjap00 on August 16, 2009, 10:41:11 AM
There lived a merchant in the days of old
who is remembered for the things he sold.
No silly trinkets silver, bronze or gold.
So I'm told, so I'm told.

He made a most delicious pumpkin pie,
which he presented to the passersby.
Before the sun set he'd be all but dry.
Folks would buy the whole supply.

He lived alone (he lived alone)
and every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie.
I do not know his name (he'd never say his name).
He never wanted all the fame that came with pumpkin pie.

Before you knew it he was in full swing.
His pumpkin pies became the next big thing.
Soon he was called upon to feed the King.
And they'd sing, feed the King

The pie of pumpkin filled the King with glee.
He offered a castle for the recipe, but...
the merchant wouldn't even give it up for three.
No not he, no not he.

He lived alone (he lived alone)
and every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie.
I do not know his name (he'd never say his name).
He never wanted all the fame that came with pumpkin pie.

The King was angry and he came unwound.
He called his men, and soon the merchant found
himself in a torture chamber underground.
Tied and bound, he sighed and frowned.

And so they tortured him for night and day.
They made him scream so much his hair turned gray, but--
as for the recipe, he would not say.
They could not flay his pride away.

He lived alone (he lived alone)
and every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie.
I do not know his name (he'd never say his name).
He never wanted all the pain that came with pumpkin pie.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 16, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
Your sig is an interesting addendum to that song.

It's old news on the radio
How you broke through and how you let it go
So all could see how good it feels to be free
You're digging up all your old playmates
Crossing your fingers back at the garden gates
'Cause planted seed don't always grow a family tree

And you can call on your brother (to understand)
And you can call on your sister (to make amends)
Although the feud in this family is through now that we live together

Fast Willy's back from Mexico
He traded all his missils in for mistletoe
Changed his plea, how good it feels to be free
So you married candy with a silicone doubt
Yes, she tasted so sweet until the money ran out
Now he's back for his seeds handing bullets to the new nominee

So you can call on your brother (to understand)
you can call on your sister (to make amends)
Although the feud in this family is through now that we live together
So you can call on your brother (to understand)
you can call on your sister (to make amends)
Although the feud in this family is through now that we live together

Break out the teargas, it's Effigy Night
We're gonna talk about the good old days over some cigarettes and dynamite

So you can call on your brother (to understand)
You can call on your sister (to make amends)
Although the feud in this family is through now that we live together (there's no rest for me)

You know the future is here when you pretend we live together.


I'm not sure how accurate these lyrics are, but I'd just like to say that this is one of those songs where I wasn't all that fond of it when I came across it (on the Best! album) but now I rather like it, even if its opening guitar riff is a little similar to the one from Black or White (which is also stuck in my head lately, for reasons you can probably guess). I think this one came first, though...?
Title: Ben Bernanke
Post by: Ninjap00 on August 16, 2009, 03:16:39 PM
Hello there, Spencer. I see you, you poor boy. I see you, Spencer, with my eyes.
You’re the architect of my dreams, Spencer. You plan them, and build them on blue paper and hand them to me,
And then I dream them, Spencer. That’s what you do for me. Thank you for that, Spencer.
You prick.
I’m a magician, Spencer. A furious magician. Ooooh.
Avada Kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer. Avada Kedavra to you, Spencer.
You think you’re something special, Spencer.
You think you’re something brand new,
But you’re old oats, Spencer. You’re old, dry, stale oats, Spencer.
I’m a magician, Spencer. A furious magician. Ooooh.
You’re a tall glass of water, aren’t you, Spencer? You boy, precious boy.
I’m Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth for the federal reserve.
I’m cutting interest rates in half, Spencer, and I need your teeth.
I’ll admit, Spencer, you’re handsome, but what have you done with it?
You think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you?
Do you think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you think you can capture my essence and throw it back at me.. with humour and rhetorical devices?
Well, you can’t, Spencer; you don’t know what I’m capable of. I need your teeth for my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer.
Ben Bernanke.
I’m a magician, Spencer. A furious magician. Ooooh.
Are you proud of your country? Are you proud of your country?
I bet you are. You pretty little boy. Sitting up there in your high chair, demanding more
Applesauce.
You’ve already got enough applesauce, Spencer.
There’s plenty of apple sauce on your plate.
I’m going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips.
You sexy little rattlesnake. You naughty little baby boy.
You you you you rambunctious little infant. My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer.
You know what that’s like? You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
Spencer…
Ohhhhh my gooooood
You tall drink of water!
Spencer.
I’m a magician, Spencer. A furious magician. Oooh. I’m a magician, Spencer. A furious magician. Magician.
Magician.
I love you, Spencer. I’m gonna spank you silly.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on August 16, 2009, 03:50:34 PM
SB, Black or White was released in 1991, if that's of any help.


Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants' rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

;~;
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 16, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on (Yeah... Ha Ha!)


Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs, and I'm under each snare
Intangible, bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view, look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews
Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual, hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless, to know the definition for what life is
Priceless, for you because I put you on the hype [dukar]
You like it? Gunsmokin', righteous with one token
Psychic among those, possess you with one go

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

The essence, the basics without it you naked
Allow me to make this, childlike in nature
Rhythm, you have it or you don't, that's a fallacy
I'm in them, every sprouting tree, every child of peace
Every cloud you see, you see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise, corruption in disguise
From this ****in' enterprise, now I'm sucked into your lies
Through Russ, though not his muscles, the percussion he provides
With me as ya guide, y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner (**** 'em)
So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes so motha****as remember where the thought is
I brought all this so you can survive when law is lawless (right there)
Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead
No squealing, remember (that it's all in your head)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 16, 2009, 07:07:15 PM
Weegee, you're a stronger man than I for not making any toke jokes alongside that song. Also, I checked, but I can't find out when Family Tree was released. Jellyfish was around from about 1989 to 1994, so... who can say.

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar
You're gonna go far,
You're gonna fly high
You're never gonna die
You're gonna make it, if you try
They're gonna love you
Well I've always had a deep respect
And I mean that most sincere
The band is just fantastic
That is really what I think
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.

We're just knocked out.
We heard about the sell-out
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We're so happy we can hardly count
Everybody else is just green
Have you seen the chart?
It's a hell of a start
It could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it Riding the Gravy Train
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 16, 2009, 07:47:42 PM

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high
Though my eyes could see
I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think
I still was a mad man
I can hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man
It surely means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
No

(Carry on)
You will always remember
(Carry on)
Nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 16, 2009, 08:40:07 PM
I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off, sometimes life's okay
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say?
Well you just laughed it off, it was all okay

And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on any way, well

A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on exactly the same day
Well, we'll float on, good news is on the way

And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, alright
Already we'll all float on
No, don't you worry, we'll all float on
Alright, already, we'll all float on
Alright, don't worry, we'll all float on

Alright already we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Alright don't worry even if things end up a bit too heavy
We'll all float on... alright. Already we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on, okay
Don't worry we'll all float on
Even if things get heavy, we'll all float on

Alright already we'll all float on
(Alright)
Don't you worry we'll all float on
(Alright)
All float on...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 24, 2009, 04:01:46 PM
I got one question, man
Tell me who next
This *****'s salt letting ***** who did gittin da best
See, I'm the best, man
I did it



(Various horrible facial expressions)





Y'all... uh... yeah... yeah.... yo....
See, I'm a letchyoo know who da best
By the hour
Just like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower
It ain't nuttin' to me, man
I keep it for realz
Look at these , man... *hiccup*
Wit den on da grillz
See, I'm da best
I told you dat
This dude like that he ran in front of the cat
No, I messed up, but I'm going to stay on talk
They told me, man, but you know, I never gonna flock
Look at this dude, he need to stay in da shade
Ain't no wonder why he came out
He already in da gay parade!
I told you man, I gotchoo
Roasted like ever
Y'all know, but my rhymes, they straight up clever
So you step down, off the pedestal
I'm da best, man
You need to go
To da ****in' depot.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 24, 2009, 04:19:46 PM
Here, let me show you a real rap...


Swing batta batta, take a bat to the face
Motha****a, ya sucka, I'll beat ya like no other
From Onett to Threed, doin' what I need
To save the day and keep Giygas at bay

Skip Sandwich Deluxe, speed up my feet
Get through Scaraba before I die of heat
To a dungeon man, the brick road Mazedude
Happy Happy Town (What the ****?) It's all blue

Summers and Winters, Twoson and Fourside
Chill with Andonuts or the Runaway Five
I've got my posse in tow, Paula, Jeff, and Poo
Pokey watch out 'cause we're comin for you

So grab your yo-yo and gun, we'll have a little fun
Bottle rocket in your face, yeah you know I ****in' won
Throw him to the curb, stomp that little *****'s face
Make the fat piggy cry, yeah, I put him in his place

So I'll save the day, and the world from devastation
United for peace across the EarthBound nation
So back up, and shut up, and bow at our feet
Ness is takin' care of business 'cause I'm ****in' leet

(How you livin', big Myth?)
I'm having trouble with my Tribbles
[dukar] smells so foul you could call it double dribble
In fact, make it a triple. Got beef? We call it mutton
Moving through the vents, a-three 'n Charley Dutton

I'm a strapp'd bomb, verbal blitz, vocation
I am patient with my rhyme, scope snipes like agents
A rap vacation, a rhyme culmination
Putting words on the page like bird flu to Asians

Hit hard like crack rock, they call me the shock doc
I'm stocking like pet shops, on one of them red jobs
Sign Poland to Papa, smuggle like bed frames
Two pounds of cole slaw, delivered in red veins

They call me Hank on the root, big man on a mission,
Can't **** with the truth, like balm on ya fission
Go two rounds get splashed on ya dome like baseballs
An' facefalls to the ground, corned like Maize walls

Now they can't stop us 'cause we moving too fast
'Nuff sand in the eyes, turn the desert to glass
Hit 'em, [BOW], it's a nuclear bomb detected
Infected, with the rhyme meat, rejected

Your fourth and final ally, master of the PSI,
Pokey's causin' trouble and now he's gonna die
I come from Dalam, where the samurai hail
I've gotta make my master proud, and prove that I won't fail

These demons are attacking cause I'm no defensive dude
HP's rollin' down to zero .. but wait I got the food
Health's back again, Prince is back on top
OMG, critical SMASH, baddies just got rocked

That hippie's got a toothbrush and a tube of Colgate
He'll blind you with those whites, Ness, you better look away
I'll slice 'n dice with my Sword of Kings, till the fat lady sings
Starstorm in yo' face (Whoa, where'd you get that?) Mu Training

Runnin' through the cities with people talkin' witty,
From the Dunes that are Dusty down to ol' Saturn Valley
Pickin' up presents and stealin' monsters money
That's how I gotta roll if I wanna keep my honeys
Yeah, that's all you get. **** you

Whoa, hey, EarthBound, WHAT THE **** IS THIS?!
Apparently it's a three dimensional plastic case with a modern
day circuit board mounted inside, with the sole intensive purpose of entertaining a modern day audience of years ago but not limited to today

Duhh, but I've never played this game! Sounds lame, but it's true. And this unfortunate lack of game playing I can not undo
The cartridge is downstairs you dumb ****, go play it I say!
I don't want to, mommy, games make my wee wee tingle, OK?

Curiosity killed the cat, and cats are fat. So I measured the dimensions of the cartridge itself and have come to this stunning conclusion:
Five point five, by three point five, by one point something, but that something means nothing

A chemical analysis proves nothing of hypothesis of which I thought up in the shower while I read Nintendo Power
WHAT?!
So I lied. But the fact remains that this game is made of grey plastic
...OR SO I THINK.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 24, 2009, 04:39:29 PM
It makes me groan every time I see the comments on an article/YT video about a nerd-rap song and 88% of them are "I DONT LIEK RAP IT SUCKS BUT THIS IS GUD".
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 24, 2009, 05:40:08 PM
Actually, I hate most all the nerd-rap songs I have on (remix collections on) my iPod, but I tend listen to them anyway because... well, it's crap, but it's crap about stuff I love.

When our time is up
When our lives are done
Will we say, we've had our fun

Will we make a mark this time
Will we always say we tried

We're standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out

All the love I've met
I have no regrets
If it all ends now, I'm set

Will we make a mark this time
Will we always say we tried

We're standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Wait until the bombs drop
This is all we got now
Scream until your heart stops

Never gonna regret
Watching every sunset
We'll, listen to your heartbeat
All the love that we found

Standing on the rooftops
Wait until the bombs drop
This is all we got now
Scream until your heart stops

Never gonna regret
Watching every sunset
We'll, listen to your heartbeat
All the love that we found

Scream your heart out
Scream your heart out
Scream your heart out
Scream your

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 24, 2009, 06:25:53 PM
It was a lot of fun writing down the lyrics to this song by memory and listening. When I found a sheet of it on the internet, I thought mine was a lot better.

[DMX]
**** that [dukar], know what I'm sayin'?
Lemme give a shoutout to my *****.
I ain't givin' a shoutout to no-****in'-body, **** that.
Big Baby Jesus in the mutha****in' house, know what I'm sayin'?

Arf arf arf arf!

**** it.

Come on!

Uh. Uh.

I don't walk that stop livin bout like Bar (unh)
Shuttin' down underground streets of New York (unh)
Hard's what *****z call me, 'cuz the all be suckin' my dick in the mutha****in bar, G (What? What???)
I know they half so I laugh with 'em
Bloodbath when I let the ****in rap hit 'em (uh huh)
Full clip but only half hit 'em, that's all it took
Another crook taken out over a dirty look (uh, uh, uh, What??)
A black rig with *****z try and shot that
They ain't takin a ****in thing from me but hot lead
You know my style, [bundle of sticks]got, cuz I'm always schemin and jammin, *****'s holdin a six-string.
Ahh! Police! But you got no piece
It was just you, big man and a lot more grease.
All I gets is pounds and ***** want none of this
Back streets are like track meets cuz I be runnin this

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX & Ol' Dirty *******]
Surrounded by the colors I see crimson, black and blue (Come on!)
Locking open doors again, I'm still afraid of you (Straight up, mother****er)
Light to dark and light again, I always thought I knew (Come on!)
Young to old and young again, what's left for me to do? (Straight up)
Sister of the universe selecting me in time (Come on!)
I'm falling down upon the earth and singing truth in rhyme (Come on!)
If I was a rolling stone, I'd roll until I flew (Come on!)
And if I was a garden I would bloom in black for you (Don't y'all give a **** now?)

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ol' Dirty *******]
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye aye ayyyeeeee....

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on) (AAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhhhhhh!!!)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ol' Dirty *******]
Huahuhuhhahahahahahahaaaa!
What you mother****ers invented is the craaaaziest ***** that ever been invented!
Hahahahahaha
Most knowed him 'fore, Ol' Dirt *******
Hahahahaaha, I call him JESUS!
There's no obstacles that you have to jump.
There's no walls that you have to climb!!
This is reeeaal!!
This is elementary, dear!!
Elementary, Watson!!!
EEELEEEMEEENTAAARRRYYYYYY!!!!!!1111

AAHhhhhhAhaha!!

I ain't no pitch on ya, **** off, necklace wearin' *****
*****, you want this money till it's rich
Buy my album! Call it by Dirty, set you free
Go against the grain? I gotta pee
I know you don't recognize me now, I done cocooned
How many lightning bolts do it take to light up a ****in room?
Goverment people you better get the **** off of me! We don't need it!
It gets more ugly
*****es tryin to bust their ass to get away from me when I say my real name
I call myself E. ***** ********
All the same
All the same
All the same

*****aaaa!

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ol' Dirty *******]
Ayyee aye aye aye ayye...
What, mother****er? Don't try to psychology my [dukar], mother****er, 'cause you never psychology it, mother****er! Never! Never! Never! Mother****er, never!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 24, 2009, 09:46:44 PM
And now, for a total 180...

Pas de tendresse
Et pas de joie,
Loin d'ici,
Loin de toi.

Rien de plus triste
Que mes soupirs,
Lorsque vient le jour
Où il me faut partir.

Chanson d'enfance,
Tu vis toujours dans mon coeur.
Toi, la plus douce!
Toi, la plus tendre!

C'est la chanson
Qui dit toujours:
Dans ton esprit
Je vis toujours.

C'est la chanson
Qui dit toujours:
Dans ton esprit
Je vis toujours.



What could be sweeter?
Nothing is sweeter.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on August 25, 2009, 03:48:20 PM
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning on us
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it, fight it...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 25, 2009, 03:59:54 PM
Not that everyone should be expected to look through 23 pages of songs, but I do believe that's been posted before. ...Eh, what's it matter, so long as it's a different person...

I believe the morning sun
Is always gonna shine again and
I believe a pot of gold
Waits at every rainbow's end
I believe in roses kissed with dew
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

I believe in make-believe
Fairy tales and lucky charms and
I believe in promises
Spoken as you cross your heart
I believe in skies forever blue
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
You can call me Pollyanna
Say I'm crazy as a loon
I believe in silver linings
And that's why I believe in you

I believe there'll come a day
Maybe it will be tomorrow
When the bluebird flies away
All we have to do is follow
I believe a dream can still come true
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
I believe in friends and laughter
And the wonders love can do
I believe in songs and magic
And that's why I believe in you

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' this way about you
There's not much I can do
I'm gonna be this way my life through
'Cause I still believe in miracles
I swear I've seen a few
And the time will surely come
When you can see my point of view
I believe in second chances
And that's why I believe in you
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on August 26, 2009, 06:32:07 PM
Neon Meate Dream of A Octafish

Lucid tenacles test 'n sleeved
'n joined 'n jointed jade pointed
Diamond back patterns
Neon meate dream of a octafish
Artifact on rose petals
'n flesh petals 'n pots
Fack 'n feast 'n tubes tubs bulbs
In jest incest injest injust in feast incest
'n specks 'n spreckled spreckled
Speckled speculation
Fedlocks waddlin' feast
Archaic faces frenzy
Ceramic fists artificial deceased
'n cists rancid buds burst
Dank drum 'n dung dust
Meate rose 'n hairs
meaty dream wet meate
Limp damp rows
Peeled 'n felt fields 'n belts
Impaled on 'n daeman
Mucus mules
**** trot tra la tra la
Tra la tra la tra la
Whale bone fields 'n belts
Whale bone farmhouse
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Uh dipped amidst
Squirmin' serum 'n semen 'n syrup 'n semen
'n serum
Stirrupped in syrup
Neon meate dream of a octafish
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 26, 2009, 06:51:39 PM
War is overdue
The time has come for you
To shoot your leaders down
Join forces underground

Lose control
An increasing pace
Warped and bewitched
In time to erase
Whatever they say
These people are torn
Wild and bereft
Assassin is born, yeah...

Oppose and disagree
Destroy democracy

Lose control
An increasing pace
Warped and bewitched
In time to erase
Whatever they say
These people are torn
Wild and bereft
Assassin is born, yeah...go!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 27, 2009, 04:16:01 PM
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

Come ride with me through the veins of history
I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job

And how can we win? When fools can be kings
Don't waste your time or time will waste you

Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

No one's gonna take me alive,
The time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive

No one's gonna take me alive,
The time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive

No one's going to take me alive,
The time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 27, 2009, 04:38:27 PM
Oh, what's the name of that one... it was in GH3...

On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go-go
With the record selection
With the mirror reflection
I'm dancing with myself

When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh, dancing with myself
Oh, dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh, dancing with myself
Oh, dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh, dancing with myself
Oh, dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh, dancing with myself
Oh, dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on August 27, 2009, 05:01:33 PM
Knights of Cydonia, by Muse.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 28, 2009, 08:25:34 PM
Ah, yes, that's it. Same guys who did Assassin. And Matt Bellamy's in GH5... hey, is anybody from Muse friends with some guy at Neversoft?

(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround, bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround, bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I have to get out and cry
(turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround, bright eyes
Turnaround, bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart


I think there's a Meatloaf version of this, and I'd like to hear it at some point.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on September 13, 2009, 12:10:56 PM
[Intro]
Hehehehe, nobody is going to save you now

[Inspectah Deck]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, yo

I pop off like a mobster boss
Angel hair with the lobster sauce
Summertime can't top the scorch
Check my hot broad, I dropped the Porsche
FBI wanna watch the force, trying to lock my source
Where I'm from, hear the macs, techs, glocks and fours
Hide the safe, *****, lock the doors
No respect for the cops and laws
In the land where your own blood brother still plot for yours
Seen things that'll drop your jaw
My soldiers got dropped in war, see the mural on the project wall?
Won't stop til I copped 'em all
Wanna block me? You gots to brawl, stray shots and all
Cuz I ain't on the clock for talk
The Spot Rusher, blow down the spot for sure
Still break off the block with raw, my stock is more
The General, watch your board

[Raekwon]
Deep pockets with the eight on me
Aleep with the safe in the wall
The cameras on with the make-up and all
Swap six 45's, twist reefer in the flicks, papi whoadie ride
Bolt his gun off, from know your horse, she lied
Fly criteria, bury me in Africa
With whips and spears, and rough diamonds out of Syria
A true don, only I could do wrong
Rock fitted hats, get crack money and drive a sick blue joint
Retard-less, I'ma blow regardless
Resume is straight up live, I shank *****s up for larger E's
And speak with the youth in the spot, eat the fresh fruit in the crop
All these hip hoppers eat cock
You can see me in the street or the yacht
I'd rather be promoting your block or buying fresh sneakers with gwops
Yo, I'm an ill dude, always been a real dude
Don't **** around, I will spill on you and kill you in the field, boo

[Chorus: GZA]
Soldiers in the front, let the heat pump
Troops on the left, fight to the death
Fam on the right, infrared lights
Wolves in the back, ready to attack, for what
Soldiers in the front, let the heat pump
Troops on the left, fight to the death
Fam on the right, infrared lights
Wolves in the back, ready to attack, for what

[Ghostface Killah]
Leather jackets on, rocked up rock stars
Treacherous bank robbers, the plan gold up, we pop guards
The team gotta eat, seeds is hungry, that's why we ain't scared
To dump on *****s, our guns is chunky
Usually we bust *****s down with bats
Swell up they joints, elbow wrists, they shins get cracked
We still humiliate, brutalize, Ruger pop, pulverize
Still got gear in the closet, that's stupid live
From Benetton rugby skullies, Oshkosh conductor jumpers
The train hats fit me lovely
Rae's job is to make sure the coke is fluffy
While I politic his birthday bash with Puffy
Bagged Nia soon as I linked up, the kid ain't inked up
I'm an old mummy, my gold weigh as much as King Tut (yeah, yeah)
Slippers, robes is minked up, under the doorag, bro (uh, yo, yo)
My three dimensional fade is clean cut

[Method Man:]
Man, ya *****s ain't [dukar] to us, still a pistol bust
Split your melon like I split the Dutch
Got a lot of piff to puff, and I ain't come for fisticuffs
Or for the cop that wanna clip the cuffs
Man, is Staten in this ***** or what, don't get it twisted, we
Twist it up and even mixed with dust
See these fans can't resist the rush
They Wu-Tang for life, scarred for life, they can't forget the cuts
Got a whole line of classic joints, and while you at it
Pass the joint, let's push this music past the point
Of no return, til they crash and burn, down the ashes
Then placed inside Ol' Dirty *******'s urn
When it's my time to go, for sure, ya ***** goes to war
What you think I brought these soldiers for?
To send shot like forget me not, at any *****
Respect, *****, that figure they gon' get me got

[Outtro]

Hehe, your basic kung fu is no good
You can't move fast enough
And you don't have enough strength
And your body movements are like a string climb
It's too easy for me to trip you up

*fighting*

Hehehe, how's it feel, huh?

It's no fair, I'm afraid my back is broken!

Hahaha, you still got a lot to learn
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on September 13, 2009, 12:15:55 PM
I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat,
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello,
To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
The purple and yellow. But first, I gotta
Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie,
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie,
Let's rock, you don't stop,
Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock.
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
And the next on the mic is my man Hank,
C'mon, Hank, sing that song!

Check it out, I'm the C-A-S-A, the N-O-V-A,
And the rest is F-L-Y,
You see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix,
And these reasons I'll tell you why.
You see, I'm six foot one, and I'm tons of fun
When I dress to a T,
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali
and I dress so viciously.
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
That definitely ain't the wack,
I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunfoofed Cadillac.
So after school I take a dip in the pool,
Which is really on the wall,
I got a colour TV, so I can see
The Knicks play basketball. Hear me talk about
Checkbooks, credit cards, mo' money
Than a sucker could ever spend,
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum form the Rucker
Not a dime 'til I made it again. Everybody go
Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
'Cos I'm a get a fly girl,
Gonna get some spank n' drive off in a def OJ. Everybody go
Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday Inn,
Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend.
Master Gee! My mellow!
It's on to you, so whatcha gonna do?

Well, it's on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
I said M-A-S, T-E-R, a G with a double E,
I said I go by the unforgettable name
Of the man they call the Master Gee.
Well, my name is known all over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.
I'm goin' down in history
As the baddest rapper there ever could be.
Now I'm feelin' the highs and you're feelin' the lows,
The beat starts gettin' into your toes
You start poppin' your fingers and stompin' your feet
And movin' your body while while you're sitting in your seat
And then [darn]! Ya start doin' the freak, I said
[darn]! Right outta your seat
Then you throw your hands high in the air,
Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere
Ya rockin' to the beat without a care,
With the sureshot MCs for the affair.
Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang
But I rap to the beat just the same.
I got a little face, and a pair of brown eyes
All I'm here to do, ladies, is hypnotize
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Like a hot buttered pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
Pop da pop pop, don't you dare stop
Come alive y'all, gimme whatcha got
I guess by now you can take a hunch
And find that I am the baby of the bunch
But that's okay, I still keep in stride,
'Cos all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Rock rock, y'all, throw it on the floor
I'm gonna freak you here, I'm gona freak you there,
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere.
'Cos I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
I'll put TNT in your behind. I said
One, two, three, four, come on, girls, get on the floor
A-come alive, y'all, a-gimme whatcha got
'Cos I'm guaranteed to make you rock
I said one, two, three, four, tell me, Wonder Mike
What are you waiting for?

I said a hip hop,
The hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
A Skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo,
And guess what, America, we love you
'Cos you rocked and a rolled with so much soul,
You could rock 'til a hundred and one years old.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
Rock it up, Baby Bubba!
Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
To the beat, beat, it's unique
Come on everybody and dance to the beat!

*Drum break*

A hip hop
The hippie to the hippie the
Hip hip a hop and you don't stop, rock it
Rock it out, Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang
The boogie to the boogie, the beat.
I said, I can't wait 'til the end of the week
When I'm rappin' to the rhythm of a groovy beat
And I attempt to raise your body heat.
Just blow your mind, so you can't speak
And do a thing but a-rock and shuffle your feet
And let it change up to a dance called the freak
And when you finally do come into your rhythmic beat,
Reast a little while so you don't get weak.
I know a man named Hank
He has more rhymes than a serious bank
So come on Hank, sing that song,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the bang bang da bong!

Well, I'm Imp the Dimp, the ladies' pimp,
The women fight for my delight.
But I'm the grandmaster with the three MCs
That shock the house for the young ladies
And when you come inside, into the front,
You do the freak, spank, and do the bump
And when the sucker MC try to prove a point,
We're a treacherous trio, we're the serious joint!
a-From sun to sun and from time to time
I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
Because they say that miracles never cease
I've created a devastating masterpiece
I'm gonna rock the mic 'til you can't resist,
Everybody, I say it goes like this
Well, I was walking home late one afternoon
A reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
That I'm vicious on the mic and the turntable
This young reporter I did adore,
So I rocked some vicious rhymes like I never did before
She said, "[darn], fly guy, I'm in love with you
The Casanova legend must have been true"
I said, "By the way, baby, what's your name?"
Said, "I go by name of Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfriend, you surely can,
Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman."
I said, "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy, or even cute,
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit,"
I said, "You need a man man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night,
But can he rock a party 'til the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little worm,
But I can bust you out with my super sperm!"
I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it.
An' I'm here an' I'm there, I'm Big Ban Hank, I'm everywhere
Just throw your hands up in the air
And party hardy like you just don't care
Let's do it, don't stop, y'all, a tick tock, y'all, you don't stop!
Go ho-tel, mo-tel, whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank, drive off in a def OJ,
Everybody go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn"
You say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend
I say skip, dive, what can I say?
I can't fit 'em all inside my OJ,
So I just tak half, and bust 'em out,
I give the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house
It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
I was rockin' to the beat and feelin' all right
Everybody was dancin' on the floor
Doin' all the things they never did before
And then this fly girl with a sexy lean
She came into the bar, she came into the scene
She travelled deeper inside the room
All the fellas checked out her white Sassoons
She came up to the table, looked into my eyes
Then she turned around and shook her behind
So I said to myself, it's time for me to release
My vicious rhyme I call my masterpiece
And now people in the house, this is just for you
A little rap to make you boogaloo
Now the group you hear is called Phase Two
And let me tell you somethin', we're a helluva crew
Once a week, we're on the street
Just to cut in the jams and look at your feet
For you to party, you gotta have the moves,
So we'll get right down and get you a groove
For you to dance, you got to be hot
So we'll get right down and make you rock
Now the system's on and the girls are there
You definitely have a rockin' affair
But let me tell you somethin', there's still one fact
And to have a party, you got to have a rap
So when the party's over, you're makin' it home,
And tryin' to sleep before the break of dawn
And while you're sleepin', you start to dream,
And thinkin' how you danced on the disco scene
My name appears in your mind,
Yeah, a name you know that was right on time
It was Phase Two just doin' a do
Rockin' you down 'cos you knew we could
To the rhythm of the beat that makes you freak,
Come alive girls, get on your feet
To the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
To the double beat beat that makes you freak
To the rhythm of the beat that says you go on
On'n'on into the break of dawn
Now I got a man comin' on right now
He's garuanteed to throw down
He goes by the name of Wonder Mike
Come on, Wonder Mike, do what you like!

I say a can of beer that's sweeter than honey,
Like a millionaire that has no money
Like a rainy day that is not wet,
Like a gamblin' fiend that does not bet
Like Dracula without his fangs,
Like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
Like collard greens that don't taste good,
Like a tree that's not made out of wood
Like goin' up and not comin' down,
Is just like the beat without the sound, no sound
To the beat beat, you do the freak
Everybody just rock and dance to the beat
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been
And he says, "I understand about the food,
Baby Bubba, but we're still friends"
With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, a you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
I say, "Hank, can ya rock?
Can ya rock to the rhythm that just don't stop?
Can ya hip me to the shoobie doo?"
I said, "Come on, make, make the people move!"

I go to the balls and then ring the bell
Because I am the man with the clientele
And if ya ask me why I rock so well,
A Big Bang, I got clientele
And from the time I was only six years old
I never forgot what I was told
It was the best advice I ever had
It came from my wise, dear old dad
He said, "Sit down, punk, I wanna talk to you
And don't say a word until I'm through
Now there's a time to laugh, a time to cry
A time to live and a time to die
A time to break and a time to chill
To act civilized or act real ill
But whatever you do in your lifetime
You never let an MC steal your rhyme"
So from six to six 'til this very day
I'll always remember what he had to say
So when the sucker MCs try to chump my style
I let them know that I'm versatile
I got style, finesse, and a little black book
That's filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look
But the thing that seperates you from me
And that is called originality
Because my rhymes are on from what you heard
I didn't even bite, not a go---word
And I say a little more, later on tonight
So the sucker MCs can bite all night
A tick a tock, y'all, a beat beat, y'all
A let's rock, y'all, you don't stop
Ya go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, whatcha gonna do today?" (Say what?)
Ya say, "I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank and
Drive off in a def OJ"
Everybody go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn"
Ya say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friends
A like that, y'all, to the beat, y'all
Beat beat y'all, ya don't stop!
A Master Gee, my mellow
It's on to you so whatcha gonna do?

Well, like Johnny Carson on the Late Show
A like Frankie Crocker in stereo
Well like the Barkay's singin' "Holy Ghost"
The sounds to throw down, they're played the most
It's like my man Captain Sky
Whose name he earned with his super sperm
We rock and we don't stop
Get off, y'all, I'm here to give you whatcha got
To the beat that it makes you freak
And come alive, girl, get on your feet
A like a Perry Mason without a case
Like Farrah Fawcett without her face
Like the Barkays on the mic
Like gettin' down right for you tonight
Like movin' your body so you don't know how
Right to the rhythm and throw down
Like comin' alive to the Master Gee
The brother who rocks so viciously
I said the age of one, my life begun
At the age of two I was doin' the do
At the age of three, it was you and me
Rockin' to the sounds of the Master Gee
At the age of four, I was on the floor
Givin' all the freaks what they bargained for
At the age of five I didn't take no jive
With the Master Gee it's all the way live
At the age of six I was a-pickin' up sticks
Rappin' to the beat, my stick was fixed
At the age of seven, I was rockin' in heaven
Don'tcha know I went off
I gotta run on down to the beat you see
Gettin' right on down, makin' all the girls
Just take off their clothes to the beat the beat
To the double beat beat that makes you freak
At the age of eight, I was really great
'Cause every night, you see, I had a date
At the age of nine, I was right on time
'Cause every night I had a party rhyme
Going on'n'n'on'n' on on'n'on
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
A sayin' on'n'n'on'n' on on'n'on
Like a hot buttered de pop pop de popcorn...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on September 13, 2009, 12:45:47 PM
[darn] that song was long.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on September 13, 2009, 12:53:56 PM
Fourteen minutes and thirty-seven seconds to be precise. Released in 1979, it's considered by most scholars to be the first indisputable hip-hip song.

Because I know you're that interested.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on September 13, 2009, 01:19:23 PM
Rapper's Delight is an awesome track.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on September 13, 2009, 01:29:53 PM
It is. And just like It's the End of the World As We Know It by REM, I can never ever remember more than the first two lines of the song no matter how hard I try.

And we need more epic-length rap songs these days, seriously. It would be quite the undertaking, but a thirty-minute-long continuous song of all original material featuring a whole buttload of MCs would be awesome. Maybe it could be some sort of charity organization type thing.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 13, 2009, 02:47:02 PM
Weegee, that's already been posted. I wouldn't normally make a big deal about it, but... man, it's a huge song.

Also, Glorb, no half-hour-long rap songs come to mind, but there's a 5:18 rap about a "Mario party" (specifically, "Rekoopa Kickback" by "Tone 3 and Psychosiz") that I'd give my left nut to find the lyrics for. Maybe I'll just transcribe it myself, mondegreens be [darn]ed...

I know I should get next to you
You got a look that makes me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not something real so I'd rather keep wackin'

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore

I've known a lotta girls before
What's the harm in knowin' one more?
Maybe we could even get together
Maybe you could break my heart next summer

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore

It's a cryin' shame I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head
Crack it open let me outta here

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore.


Out of all the songs I have in GH5, this one's stuck in my head the most.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: TEM on September 13, 2009, 10:39:27 PM
I hate this thread.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 14, 2009, 07:16:06 AM
Would you shut up, already?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 14, 2009, 11:17:36 AM
NO U
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 14, 2009, 11:28:38 AM
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on September 14, 2009, 01:36:47 PM
omg tem are funnay

crosseyed are funnay too
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on September 14, 2009, 01:59:30 PM
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on September 18, 2009, 05:52:47 PM
May God bless and keep you always,
May your wishes all come true,
May you always do for others
And let others do for you.
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous,
May you grow up to be true,
May you always know the truth
And see the light surrounding you.
May you always be courageous,
Stand upright and be strong,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy,
May your feet always be swift,
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift.
May your heart always be joyful,
May your song always be sung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 19, 2009, 02:32:38 PM
You'd better have been thinking of the original and not the will.i.am cover when you posted that.

Per my half-hearted vow, behold… The first known transcription (mondegreens be [darn]ed) of the lyrics to Tone 3 and Psychosiz’s “Rekoopa Kickback”:

Yo man, you need to get over here, like, right now man
Like, right, right now
Like, like earlier than right now
‘Cause I had to say it, like, three time
Man, she over here playin’ Smash Brother, homie
She fits the lead brother, smaaash
You need to get over here, it’s hoppin’ ‘cause the pipe (hah, Psychosiz!) is fittin’ to be laid
I’m tellin’ you… ah, okay!

Dude who owns the house, parents both are out (okay)
So we hit up some *****es, to try to smoke ‘em out (no way)
But some bad guys showed up, started pokin’ around (what?)
Found our stash, bro, and started chokin’ it down (aw, man)
Now everybody’s high as ****, skokin’ around, tokin’ a pound of [dukar] they shouldn’t be ****in’ around with! (*sigh*)
Then some college dude with no follow-through jumps off the roof in a frog suit into a hollow pool (What!?)
*****es slidin’ down flagpoles to follow suit, plus the plumbing’s all ****ed-up—that’s when I called you (okay)
This ***** is crazy and her sister Daisy’s all, too
Daddy’s little princess floatin’ drunk out her prom shoes (d’oh)
Is she off E or X?
Hopefully both, I think, plus she was smokin’ weed with coke and tweak—well, coke at least, and maybe dope, I think (oh, man)
Oh, but she was drinkin’, oh, I mean that I know for sheez (*sigh*)
‘Cause she was off at least two before the Troopas even seen Boo
And another few before (hmm) that other two even seeped through
By the time he took Princess off to see King of the Recourse (what?) she was off LSD askin’ what the Wii do!
Where is she?
Last ween when the dining room when some grimy dude dragged her off kinda rude to try some shrooms
Emo kinda dude, red, spiky ‘do, shell-toes? Impaled nose?
That’s him!
Friend of yours?
Hell no!
Whoa, you think you can go in there sober man, guess again
Lesson plan: Stay away (*sigh*) from the purple-tops as best you can
Usually, I’m on deck, but [darn] (*sigh*), I’m outta shrooms—take this one, this green one’s extra, man

Entered the party on a mission, scopin’ the scene
They thought that Mario was missin’? By no ****in’ means
Hit the kitchen, could barely see over the weed smoke
Some dude in a raccoon fur, rollin’ a leaf
“Yo, if I was lookin for shrooms, where would I be?”
“Well, this is the kitchen, and that door there’s to street
There’s the bathroom, and another upstairs in-between the master bedroom and a nursery for the trees
But there’s too many Shy Guys on the high-rise to slide by
I’m all about my coins”
“I’ll do you better than that!”
“Well, if you can fly high you can glide by
Is you pimp? Take this cape and this feathered hat”
Mash to the living room, then I dashed through it
Fast to the dining room, then I passed through it
Smash to the bathroom door, then I crashed through it
Feet, belly on the floor, yellin, “Peach, don’t do it!”
“Mario, gnarly, bro, you saved me from some bad shrooms
Sorry, yo princess is in another bathroom!”
(*sigh*) [darn]!
Ran upstairs, past two Hammer Brothers
The latter muttered cuss words under a stammered stutter:
“G-got that b-bomb [dukar]”—words slurred at a turtle’s pace
“It’s off the Chain Chomp”
“Stop it! That [dukar]’s purple-laced!”
“Nah, it’s f’nother plain, scout’s honor, bro, I would know
What, are you doctor? You Dr. Mario?”
That’s when I heard “stop!” and “no!”, quote from the third door
Followed by, “What you goin’ into your purse for?”
“To find me a weapon!”
“It’s not gonna stop me”
“But it’ll buy me a second!”
“And that’s all that I need”
The first door opened—first, more smoke, then
Out came some bird ho with her shirt torn open
Took a few hits off a loose split, threw up her lunch
I hit the blue switch and the room lit up at once
Heard, “Dude, you ****ed it up!”—Apparent distress
From some noob (*sigh*), probably the dude whose parents had left
Shirt so long, it looked like he was wearin’ a dress
Adjusted his glasses, still preparin’ assess
Put on his hat and asked, “Mario, you ever hit stress?”
Took out a wand in the shape of a bong or vice-versa
“This doesn’t concern you, don’t make me have to hurt ya”
Scooped some hashish out into a baggie and threw it at me
Tryin’ to escape, via the ladder at the window
I jumped the wand and used the cape to shoot a hash seed spin, then reflected it back usin’ the wind flow
Didn’t matter in the end, though (end, though)
He fell out the balcony, yelling, “Bury me with my Nintendo!”
Camis, you cool and all? What you doin, doll?
Silhouette at the door but couldn’t make it out through the fog
Just some fat guy, Butterball status
Wearin’ the same fit as me, colors all backwards
Looked at him, pushed past him—bite y’n ass, *****
Took off the cape, then it’s back to the classic look (hah!)
Hit the doorway (c’mon!)
Hit the hallway (uh-huh)
Hit the master bedroom door… “Wait!”
(*sigh*)
“King K stay on some major [dukar], laced and lit, I’m talkin’ breakin’ bricks, if I was you I’d Save and Quit!”
“I can’t!”
“Well, at least think of takin’ this”
“What? Toad, I’m already baked a bit
For this, I need something more than chronic power”
“What?”
“This ain’t marijuana, this that Fire Flower!”
Blueberry purple haze! (This that Fire Flower!)
OG cush chronic daze! (This that Fire Flower!)
I kicked in the door, trippin’ the floor cords
All I heard was Thirsty Fish live on G4
“What’s your problem, what you got to rival me for?
Always steppin’ on my shell-toes, *****, no more
Think I’m scareda y’all? *****, you hit me with that parasol
And after I grab you by the hair I’ll tear it off
I’m fair and all—you wanna fight for the shrooms?
One leaves here tonight, the other leaves his life in a tomb”
One beam of light reflected off the one greenest pipe in the room
He picked it up, lit it up, and ignited the room
With the POW, and everybody fell and lay back
He passed it to me, I inhaled, and sent it right back
With the POW, and I was back up just like that
He reached for his stash back, before he could grab it
I backflipped, and landed just outta reach
Took his Star, went ghost, and dipped out with Peach
Down the, down the Rainbow Road, hit the street
Seein’ colors—Let’s get the **** off Koopa Beach!

Yoshi cool?
Hardly, man!
Yoshi gone? Yoshi’s Safari
And that’s the last time I go to a Mario Party, man
Ah’s some derelict fix, perilous [dukar] (*sigh*... man—man, man man…)
Type of ***** how you jumpin’ over barrels and [dukar] (*sigh*)

Man, we could be playin’ golf, (I’m tellin’ you, I’m tellin’ you)
We could be playin’ tennis,
We could be go-kartin’ (like I don’t know)
This ***** got—got us over here on this bull[dukar]
(Man, we could be bumpin’ that Super Bario Brothers, is what we could be doin’)
Touch my Wii
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on September 20, 2009, 09:15:42 PM
Will.i.am covered Forever Young? Now there's something not to imagine.

I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus' son
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know

I have made the big decision
I'm gonna try to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death
And you can't help me now, you guys
And...
You can all go take a walk
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
In a sailor's suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man can not be free
Of all of the evils of this town
And of himself, and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know

Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off and dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jim's in this town
And all the politicians makin' crazy sounds
And everybody puttin' everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds

'Cause when the smack begins to flow
Then I really don't care anymore
Ah, when the heroin is in my blood
And that blood is in my head
Then thank God that I'm as good as dead
Then thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 21, 2009, 07:26:41 AM
Well, I suppose it's about time I posted this song...

Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder
Are you putting us under
'Cos we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well see you later, innovator!

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There's not nuthin' there you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
'Cos you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She'll be sayin' "Use me"
Show me the jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
You're whole rendezvouz rate
Means that you'll never be frightnened
To make 'em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire
The odds are on fire
You are the unforcasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, Collected and Commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You leave the other story standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cos you've stolen their...

Thunder
Are you putting us under
'Cos we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well see you later, innovator!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on September 24, 2009, 07:46:54 PM
Life is hard
Life is short
Pained by laws
Like billy club
Life is hard
Life is short
Pained by laws
Like billy club

Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like hell
Zig zag, check attack
Joker's back and burns like hell
Hear the call, run and fall
Taking tolls, that burns like hell
Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like hell

Cautious, ambitious
When the richest max to the fullest
Be the coolest Mr. Nuisance
Mogul cruisin, limo-usin'
Tax rate-abusin', counterfeit-usin'
Snake attack
Imposter, dealin' with the roster
Two-face, Harvey Dent, coin-tosser
Get the hunger with the sensation monger
Guess who,
Guess who,
Guess who,
Guess who stays younger?

Life is hard
Life is short
Pained by laws
Like billy club
Life is hard
Life is short
Pained by laws
Like billy club

Scatter scram
Scatter scram
Scatter scram
Billy club

Scatter scram
Scatter scram
Scatter scram
Billy club

Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like hell
Zig zag, check attack
Joker's back and burns like hell
Hear the call, run and fall
Taking tolls, that burns like hell
Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like hell
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 24, 2009, 10:29:03 PM
I'm only posting this because I figure I might as well know the lyrics to it if I'm going to be uncontrollably singing it while I'm driving.

Far too long now I have been waiting
Waiting for something just to happen
Far too long now I have been thinking
I've been thinkin' you've got the answer to
The question is do you feel like you're letting go?
The question is do you feel like you've lost control?

Always waiting
Always faking

You and me aren't thinking the same way
And I'm so used to getting my own way
That I'm burning us down tonight
And I swear that no-one is getting out of here alive

Far too long now I have been waiting
Waiting for something just to happen
Far too long now I have been thinking
I've been thinkin you've got the answer to
The question is do you feel like your letting go?
The question is do you feel like you've lost control?

Always waiting
Always faking

You and me aren't thinking the same way
And I'm so used to getting my own way
That I'm burning us down tonight
And I swear that no-one is getting out of here alive
You and me aren't thinking the same way
And I'm so used to getting my own way
That I'm burning us down tonight
And I swear that no-one is getting out of here alive

This is how it goes, This is how it goes
This is how it goes, This is how it goes
This is how it goes, This is how it goes
This is how it goes, This is how it goes

You and me aren't thinking the same way
And I'm so used to getting my own way
That I'm burning us down tonight
And I swear that no-one is getting out of here alive
You and me aren't thinking the same way
And I'm so used to getting my own way
That I'm burning us down tonight
And I swear that no-one is getting out of here alive
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on September 25, 2009, 09:08:41 PM
...Have you heard the word?

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 25, 2009, 10:00:24 PM
I thought of pizza all of a sudden and I'm not sure why.

In the breathless hush of 4 AM
In the dark sits a sad cliche
Cloaked in the navy blue
Of slowly fading stars

Tell me how this came to be
Sleeplessness talk to me
She'd say over and over again

Fumbling through a cut glass vase
Passing lipstick, cotton spools
Burning jealous pictures of marriages of friends

You never asked to be
The glutton of sympathy
She says over and over
This is the end

'Cause I see it in your eyes
What you don't know, time to let go
I see it in your eyes
There is so much more out there to be learned

Such mournful words
On this white snow vacant page
All the lessons that she learns
She packs away

Will you never cease to be
The glutton of sympathy?
She writes over and over again

(Tossing, turning, roll away)
Indescision won't you ever make up your mind
(Lifetime, nightime wake the day)
'Cause tomorrow will see
If you've had your fill of sympathy

Will you never cease to be
The glutton of sympathy?
Oh, don't you know the stars are all fading
Let the sunshine capture the sparkle of your smile


More or less ditto for why I'm posting this one as with the last.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on September 27, 2009, 08:18:08 PM
Inevitable Beatles track, incoming:

I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.

I saw a film today, oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
but I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I'd love to turn you on...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 02, 2009, 06:08:36 PM
Ever since I was a twinkle in my father's pants
They told me I could have it all and more when given chance
"We'll get you anything that you want"
A Ferrari on my 16th birthday
"We'll get you anything you need"
But what I need from you is so much more

All I wanna be is wanted
All I wanna be is wanted by you
All I wanna be is wanted
All I want is everything

I think I'd like to play guitar and be a Beatle and be so swell
And every show I would just dedicate this song to you
And as I envy all my fans
While I ***** about the price of fame
To my French maid Louanne
She looks attentive but she don't understand

All I wanna be is wanted
All I wanna be is wanted by you
All I wanna be is wanted
All I want is everything

All I wanna be is wanted

All I want is everything
All I wanna be is wanted by you
All I wanna be is wanted
All I want is everything

All I want is everything
All I want is everything
All I want is everything

All I want is everything
All I want is everything
All I want is everything
All I want is everything

All I want is everything
All I want is everything
All I want is everything


If only there were some Jellyfish songs in Guitar Hero...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 02, 2009, 06:37:06 PM
Err, sure.

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on October 03, 2009, 07:36:26 AM
Yo, we at war.
We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all, we at war with ourselves...

(Jesus Walks)

God show me the way because the Devil's trying to break me down

(Jesus Walks with me with me, with me, with me)

You know what the Midwest is?
Young & Restless
Where restless *****s might snatch your necklace
And next these *****s might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these *****s who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless (Uhhhh!)
Try to catch it (Uhhhh!) It's kinda hard hard
Getting choked by the detectives, yeah yeah, now check the method
They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us
Saying "We eat pieces of [dukar] like you for breakfast"
Huh? Y'all eat pieces of [dukar]? What's the basis?
We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well momma I know I act a fool
But I'll be gone 'til November I got packs to move, I hope

(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the Devil's trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks with me)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
(Jesus Walks)
And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus Walks with me)
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long

God show me the way because the Devil's trying to break me down
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long

So long, so long...

(Jesus Walks, with me, with me, with me)

To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers even us cripples
(Jesus walks with them!)
To the victims of welfare for we living in hell here, hell yeah
(Jesus walks with them!)
Now hear ye hear ye want to see Thee more clearly
I know He hear me when my feet get weary
Cause we're the almost nearly extinct
We rappers is role models, we rap, we don't think
I ain't here to argue about his facial features,
But here to convert atheists into believers
I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus
So here go my single dog radio needs this
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won't get played? Huh?
Well let this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope this take away from my sins
And bring the day that I'm dreaming about
Next time I'm in the club, everybody screaming out

(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the Devil's trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
(I walk with Jesus)
And I don't thing there's nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 03, 2009, 07:28:48 PM
Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure--that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da--that's okay
It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watching some good friends screaming "Let me out"
Pray tomorrow--gets me higher
Pressure on people
People on streets
Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Okay
Chippin' around, kick my brains around the floor
These are the days it never rains but it pours
Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap
People on streets--ee da de da de
People on streets--ee da de da de da de da
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming "Let me out"
Pray tomorrow--gets me higher, high, high
Pressure on people
People on streets
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love
But it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, why ?
Love, love, love, love, love
Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love give love give love give love
give love give love give love give love give love
'Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 03, 2009, 07:42:00 PM
WOOOOO


Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me ...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 04, 2009, 10:20:37 AM
That will always be one of the weirdest, yet most awesome, songs ever.

Hanging out behind the club on the weekend
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
I remember it's the first time that I saw her there

She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kinda nervous, 'cause I think all her friends hate me
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand, and I admit it I swear

Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "What?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
I can't wait till her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
Seventeen, without a purpose or direction
We don't owe anyone a ****ing explanation

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "What?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
I can't wait till her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

Black and white picture of her on my wall
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance, I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "What?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
I can't wait till her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
With the girl at the rock show
With the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight)
With the girl at the rock show...


Interestingly enough, the word "drunk" is censored in Guitar Hero 5. I guess they didn't want to promote underage drinking...?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 04, 2009, 01:17:27 PM
It was probably to avoid the ESRB's ridiculous "alcohol reference" tag.

Early one mornin' the sun was shinin',
I was layin' in bed
Wond'rin' if she'd changed at all
If her hair was still red.
Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like Mama's homemade dress
Papa's bankbook wasn't big enough.
And I was standin' on the side of the road
Rain fallin' on my shoes
Heading out for the East Coast
Lord knows I've paid some dues gettin' through,
Tangled up in blue.

She was married when we first met
Soon to be divorced
I helped her out of a jam, I guess,
But I used a little too much force.
We drove that car as far as we could
Abandoned it out West
Split up on a dark sad night
Both agreeing it was best.
She turned around to look at me
As I was walkin' away
I heard her say over my shoulder,
"We'll meet again someday on the avenue,"
Tangled up in blue.

I had a job in the great north woods
Working as a cook for a spell
But I never did like it all that much
And one day the ax just fell.
So I drifted down to New Orleans
Where I happened to be employed
Workin' for a while on a fishin' boat
Right outside of Delacroix.
But all the while I was alone
The past was close behind,
I seen a lot of women
But she never escaped my mind, and I just grew
Tangled up in blue.

She was workin' in a topless place
And I stopped in for a beer,
I just kept lookin' at the side of her face
In the spotlight so clear.
And later on as the crowd thinned out
I's just about to do the same,
She was standing there in back of my chair
Said to me, "Don't I know your name?"
I muttered somethin' underneath my breath,
She studied the lines on my face.
I must admit I felt a little uneasy
When she bent down to tie the laces of my shoe,
Tangled up in blue.

She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe
"I thought you'd never say hello," she said
"You look like the silent type."
Then she opened up a book of poems
And handed it to me
Written by an Italian poet
From the thirteenth century.
And every one of them words rang true
And glowed like burnin' coal
Pourin' off of every page
Like it was written in my soul from me to you,
Tangled up in blue.

I lived with them on Montague Street
In a basement down the stairs,
There was music in the cafes at night
And revolution in the air.
Then he started into dealing with slaves
And something inside of him died.
She had to sell everything she owned
And froze up inside.
And when finally the bottom fell out
I became withdrawn,
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keepin' on like a bird that flew,
Tangled up in blue.

So now I'm goin' back again,
I got to get to her somehow.
All the people we used to know
They're an illusion to me now.
Some are mathematicians
Some are carpenter's wives.
Don't know how it all got started,
I don't know what they're doin' with their lives.
But me, I'm still on the road
Headin' for another joint
We always did feel the same,
We just saw it from a different point of view,
Tangled up in blue.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 08, 2009, 06:16:06 PM
Curtain opens, spotlights the gentleman
Signing his love letter best wishes Simpleton
Dialog swam from his pen like pollywogs

He knew better that perfume was gravity
Pulling him closer to what could be tragedy
Love is blind, deaf and dumb, but never mind

You better catch me when I fall
I'm on my roller skates
Cause any ol' way that I fall
I land in your arms even though it's wrong
Cause I love my new mistake

Intermission gave way to a miracle
The birth of an accident grew to a spectacle
That couldn't wait the mother was three weeks late

So Father Mason, clutching his crucifix
Baptized the baby in whiskey and licorice
What a lovely way, drowning sins in tooth decay

Looks like our hero's gonna fall
The bow's about to break
Cause any ol' that I fall
I'll be in your arms as we lie awake
With our lovely new mistake

You better catch me when I fall
My sugar trampoline
Cause any ol' way that I fall
I land in your arms even though it's wrong
Cause I love my new mistake

The ending turned tragic when many years later
The baby had grown up and married a pop singer
I think it was her turn to make her first mistake

Any ol' time at all
Any ol' way that I fall
I just lie awake with my new mistake...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on October 08, 2009, 07:18:23 PM
In my prison cell I think these words
I was careless
I can see that now
I must be silent
Must contain my secret smile
I want to tell you
You my mirror
You my iron bars

When I made a shadow on my window shade
They called the police and testified
But they're like the people chained up in the cave
In the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy

No one understands
No one knows my plan
Why the dancing, shouting
Why the shrieks of pain
The lovely music
Why the smell of burning autumn leaves

No one understands
No one knows my plan
Why the dancing, shouting
Why the shrieks of pain
The lovely music
Why the smell of burning autumn leaves

In my prison cell I bide my time
Always thinking
Always busy cooking up an angle
Working on the tiny blueprint of the angle
Sketching out the burning autumn leaves

No one understands
No one knows my plan
I must be silent, must contain my secret smile
I want to tell you
You my mirror
You my iron bars

No one understands
No one knows my plan
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 09, 2009, 05:24:15 PM
Listen, baby
Ain't no mountain high
Ain't no vally low
Ain't no river wide enough, baby

If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

'Cause baby,
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you, babe

Remember the day
I set you free
I told you
You could always count on me
From that day on I made a vow
I'll be there when you want me
Some way,some how

'Cause baby,
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you

No wind, no rain

My love is alive
Way down in my heart
Although we are miles apart
If you ever need a helping hand
I'll be there on the double
As fast as I can

Don't you know that
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you

Don't you know that
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on October 10, 2009, 12:29:38 PM
Hot [bleep] from edIT...
Let's show these mutha[bleep]as that it's true or not, just a hobby.

How the [bleep] you sound?
One love, make the world go round
How the [bleep] you sound?
LA, make the world go round
How the [bleep] you sound?
One love, make the world go round
How the [bleep] you sound?
Let's get it poppin' like it's New Years' Eve

Let's get it poppin' like it's New Years' Eve
We got the city on lock
Let's get it poppin' like it's New Years' Eve
We got the city on lock

East side, west side, say it again
East side, west side, say it again
Let's get it poppin' like it's New Years' Eve
LA, got the city on lock

East side, west side, say it again
East side, west side, west side
Let's get it poppin' like it's New Years' Eve
Detroit, got the city on lock

Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', get loud
Get loud, get loud, get loud get loud

West side

Get loud

Keep ya hands clappin', yes, ya man's back in this
Get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', yes, ya man's back in this
Get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', clap cl clap clappin'
Get loud
Keep ya hands clappin', yes, ya man's back in this

East side, west side, say it again
East side, west side, say it again
Let's get it poppin' like it's New Years' Eve
LA, got the city on lock

East side, west side, say it again
East side, west side, west side
Let's get it poppin' like it's New Years' Eve
Detroit, got the city on lock

Got the city on lock
Got the city on lock
Got the city on lock...

East side, how the [bleep] you sound?
One love, make the world go round
How the [bleep] you sound?
The game is not over
How the [bleep] you sound?
One love, make the world go round
How the [bleep] you sound?
The game is not over

The game is not over
Let's show these mutha****as the game is not over
The game is not over
Let's show these mutha****as the game is not over

East side, how the [bleep] you sound?
One love, make the world go round
West side, how the [bleep] you sound?
The game is not over
East side, how the [bleep] you sound?
One love, make the world go round
West side, how the [bleep] you sound?
The game is not over

J Dilla, J Dilla, J Dilla, J Dilla...

The game is not over
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 10, 2009, 08:36:22 PM
Are the "bleeps" part of the song?

I've exposed your lies, baby
The underneath is no big surprise
Now it's time for changing
And cleansing everything
To forget your love

My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
When I'm tired of giving
My plug in baby
In unbroken virgin realities
Is tired of living

Don't confuse
Baby you're gonna lose
Your own game
Change me
Replace the envying
To forget your love

My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
When I'm tired of giving
My plug in baby
In unbroken virgin realities
I'm tired of living

And I've seen your loving
But mine is gone
And I've been in trouble


Anyone else who's heard this song think the main guitar tune sounds like Dragon Quest music?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 10, 2009, 08:48:25 PM
I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh, come on
Whoo, let's get it on
Ah, babe, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on
Whoo-ooh-ooh

We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we got to be
Let's live
I love you

There's nothin' wrong
With me lovin' you
Baby, no, no
And givin' yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
Oh, babe, ooh, ooh

Don't you know
How sweet and wonderful life can be?
Whoo-ooh
I'm askin' you, baby
To get it on with me
Ooh, ooh, ooh

I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna push
Won't push you, baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, hey

Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Come on, baby, hey, hey
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on
Please, please, get it on
Hey, hey

I know you know
What I've been dreamin' of
Don't you, baby?
My whole body is in love
Whoo

I ain't gonna worry, no, I ain't gonna push
I won't push you, baby, whoo
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, hey

Gonna get it on
Beggin' you, baby, I want to get it on
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you
Let your love come down
Oh, get it on, come on, baby

Do you know I mean it?
I've been sanctified
Hey, hey
Girl, you give me good feelings, so good

Nothin' wrong with love
If you want to love me
Just let yourself go
Oh, baby
Let's get it on


"If the spirit moves you, let me groove you" must be one of the most ridiculously awesome lines ever penned.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Shroomy95 on October 11, 2009, 09:35:24 AM
From the number-one game show
The number-one game show host
And I'm talking like coast to coast
So good morning, good evening, good afternoon
And Mario saga is back with a boom
So on your mark, get ready, and get set
And say "Hi" to new and old threats
'Cause all he gotta do is rescue the girl
So welcome to Super Mario World

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Enter the Dragon Land at level 97
It's like gateway to Heaven
Chocolate cookies, donut, vanilla
And I think we're set for a thrilla
Grab Yoshi, Luigi, your magic cape and break!
And make for the tape
'Cause all you gotta do is rescue the girl
So welcome to Super Mario World

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

OK jokers, how much fun can you handle?
We'll cancel the scandal
'Cause this time around the action's quicker
Slicker, and much, much thicker
Bowser's returned with the Sumo Brothers
Charging Chucks, and others
Well all you gotta do is rescue the girl
So welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Now roll up, hold up, one and all
Come on, let's have a ball
Ghost Houses, and shipwrecks
It's the trip of a lifetime you'll never forget
To fly high, high, high, like inflation
What a way to spend a vacation
All you gotta do is rescue the girl
So welcome to Super Mario World

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Welcome to Super Mario World

Yeah yeah

Welcome to Super Mario World
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on October 11, 2009, 09:45:59 AM
Are the "bleeps" part of the song?

Yeah, it's part of the whole "glitchy" vibe the song's got going.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 13, 2009, 04:26:27 PM
Shroomy, what is that song?

Her love rains down on me easy as the breeze
I listen to her breathing it sounds like the waves on the sea
I was thinking all about her, burning with rage and desire
We were spinning into darkness; the earth was on fire

She could take it back, she might take it back someday

So I spy on her, I lie to her, I make promises I cannot keep
Then I hear her laughter rising, rising from the deep
And I make her prove her love for me, I take all that I can take
And I push her to the limit to see if she will break

She might take it back, she could take it back some day

Now I have seen the warnings, screaming from all sides
It's easy to ignore them and God knows I've tried
All this temptation, it turned my faith to lies
Until I couldn't see the danger or hear the rising tide

She can take it back, she will take it back some day
She can take it back, she will take it back some day
She can take it back, she will take it back some day


Turns out, due to my dad mislabeling some stuff on his old computer (or on the CD he burned it from, or from whoever named the songs on the burn of the previous CD, or someone), what I thought was "Interstellar Overdrive" from The Piper at the Gates of Dawn is actually "Take it Back", from... "The Division Bell". How many other songs on that album are now apparently incorrectly named on my iPod, I can't say.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 13, 2009, 06:46:45 PM
I wonder if Pink Floyd would consider it a compliment that their songs are so artsy that you can't even discern the titles half of the time. On that note,


Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 13, 2009, 09:01:42 PM
Well, as it turns out, due to what was allegedly a massive error on the part of the auto-name-finder on iTunes or something, the entire thing is/was actually The Dividing Bell--what I, at first, assumed to be the first Pink Floyd album was really the last (at first, I had presumed either, considering the album's unique sound). So, technically, I accidentally got a free new Pink Floyd album. But now I actually want to hear the real Piper at the Gates of Dawn...

The city streets are empty now
(The lights don't shine no more)
And so the songs are way down low
Turning
Turning
Turning
A sound that flows into my mind
(The echos of the daylight)
Of everything that is alive
In my blue world

I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone when you comin' home
I can't go on
The dying embers of the night
(A fire that slowly fades to dawn)
Still glow upon the wall so bright
Burning
Burning
Burning
The tired streets that hide away
(From here to everywhere they go)
Roll past my door into the day
In my blue world.

I turn to stone
. . .

Turn to stone
When you're gone
I turn to stone.

Yes
I'm turning to stone
'Cause you ain't comin' home
Why ain't you comin' home
If I'm turning to stone
You've been gone for so long
And I can't carry on
Yes I'm turning
I'm turning

I'm turning to stone
The dancing shadows on the wall
(The two step in the hall)
Are all I see since you've been gone
Turning
Turning
Turning
Through all I sit here and I wait
(l turn to stone I turn to stone)
You will return again some day
To my blue world

I turn to stone
. . .

Turn to stone when you are gone
I turn to stone I turn to stone
When you are gone I turn to stone
Turn to stone when you comin' home
I can't go on turn to stone
When you are gone I turn to stone


I recently got ahold of two ELO albums and a Meat Loaf one from my grandparents' house.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 13, 2009, 09:16:56 PM
Meat Loaf had more than one album?

Sorry; old music humour. As for Pink Floyd, Youtube is your friend. Take advantage of it as you would one.

EDIT: Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind,
Possessing and caressing me.
Jai guru de va om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes,
That call me on and on across the universe,
Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box they
Tumble blindly as they make their way
Across the universe
Jai guru de va om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing
Through my open views inviting and inciting me
Limitless undying love which shines around me like a
Million suns, it calls me on and on
Across the universe
Jai guru de va om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 14, 2009, 10:31:37 PM
The Meat Loaf album is Welcome to the Neighborhood, to be exact. It's okay, I guess; definitely no Bat Out of Hell (I, II, or III), but the Steinman-deficiency may have something to do with that. That, and two very random interludes: "45 Seconds of Ecstasy", which could just as easy be titled "Ode to the Orgasm", and some short Mariachi-band-sounding instrumental. Neither is sung by Meat Loaf or written by Jim Steinman, so it begs the question: What the eff is it doing on the album?

In the car I just can't wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make, this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever


I'm only really posting this because, as I was playing it on GH: Van Halen, I recognized the chorus as a bit I had heard once as a kid and never tied to an actual song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 19, 2009, 08:00:59 PM
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 19, 2009, 10:55:47 PM
I took her out it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that ***** hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

That's about the time she broke up with me (Please stay)
No one should take themselves so seriously (with me, please stay)
With many years ahead to fall in line (with me, please stay)
Why would you wish that on me? (with me)
I never want to act my age (please stay)
What's my age again? (with)
What's my age again? (me)

What's my age again?


As far as Blink-182, I'm not terribly fond of this one, but I got it as DLC.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 22, 2009, 01:53:05 PM
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time to build up,a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time you may embrace, a time to refrain from embracing

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate
A time for peace, I swear its not too late
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 22, 2009, 02:55:45 PM
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how hes doin.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, whats crackin?
You thinking what Im thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, its happenin.
But first my hunger pains are stickin like duct tape.
Lets hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakerys got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that Im crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, wheres the movie playin?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, lets hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
Thats a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHER****A
Its the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theaters over-priced.
Youve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Dont want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
Ill reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin like she never seen a $10 before.
Its all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and Im ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what were handlin.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way were droppin Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or its gonna get tragic.
Were bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on October 22, 2009, 06:12:09 PM
Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out.
We're so far out it's creepy.
I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love,
But they're not smart like we be.

They have no roses.
Subconsciously they envy us a lot.
They look down their noses and see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got.

When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
We rattle off our in-jokes while they wish that they were geeks in love.
And while we make each other smile, they wish that they were geeks in...

La la la,
La la la,
La-lubbidy-da-diddy-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Ka-boominy-woah-nelly-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Ga-shibbidy-waffles-and-love.
La la la,
La la la la love.

As far as I can tell, while other lovers go through hell,
We'll know we're too cool for [darn]ation.
We may not be cutting edge, but we won't take the mainstream pledge,
For we don't need your admiration.

They may not show it.
It doesn't fit their made-up little roles.
They don't even know it, but jealousy abounds within their souls.

When they see us on the street, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And when they hear us trick or treat, they wish that they were geeks in love.
As we lock arms and skip away, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And you can almost hear them say they wish that they were geeks in...

La la la,
La la la,
La-lubbidy-do-diddy-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Fa-doobidy-ding-dong-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Za-muppety-puppety-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Sha-peppity-bismol-love.
La la la,
La la la,
A-bubbly-lava-lamp-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Ma-spockity-nimoy-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Da-ponkity-ponkity-love.
La la la,
La la la,
Geekity-geekity-geeks in love.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 22, 2009, 07:00:53 PM
I have a sudden urge to track down that song.

[post]
Oh, wait... that's that one cupcakes/Narnia thing! I never got around to listening to that when it came out... I will, though.

Hahahahahahahahaha
Feel good....
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Feel good

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they don't know whack
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style
A melancholy town where we never smile
And all I wanna hear is the message beep
My dreams, they`ve got a kiss me, 'because I don't get sleep, no...

Windmill, windmill for the land
Love forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever, love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats
Lining them up like asscracks
Lay these ponies at the track
Its my chocolate attack
[dukar], I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care Bear bumping in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
Hahahahahahaa
Yo, we gonna go ghost town
This motown
With yo sound
You're in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Can't fight with us
With yo sound
You kill the INC
So don't stop, get it, get it
Until you're jet ahead
And watch the way I navigate
Hahahahahhaa

Feel good, AHHHHahahahah
Feel good, AHHHHahahahah
Feel good, AHHHHahahahah
Feel good, AHHHHahahahah

Windmill, Windmill for the land
Love forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Don't stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady
Watch me navigate
Ahahahahahhaa
Don't stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady, watch me navigate
Ahahahahahhaa

Feel good, AHHHHahahahaha
Feel good,
Feel good, AHHHHahahahaha
Feel good....


My brother likes singing this one on GH5; though I'll admit it's fairly good, I've yet to myself. Also, assuming the lyrics in GH5 are accurate, these seem to be a bit off.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 22, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

**** YEAH TINY TIM
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on October 23, 2009, 07:14:57 AM
Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi,
and the children in attendance were all fat and sassy,
s'cept for one little boy and his name was Rick.
People pushed him around 'til he turned into a prick,
and took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun
to Degrassi to have himself a little bit of fun.
And bang shot Jimmy then pointed it at Emma,
with Shawn in the way, oh what a big dilema.
But then Rick died and everything was fine,
s'cept Ashley's kinda freaking out cause Craig lost his mind,
and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes.
But Ashley refused and what a big surprise,
when he cried like a baby and went back to his hotel,
and ****ed up the room and stuck Joey with the bill.
Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore,
then he kicked Joey's ass then he cried a little more.
Hey remember back when Manny and JT were goin out,
and JT was doing good then began to doubt,
that his little stack of dimes could measure up to Craig's
then he saw it in the locker room between Craig's legs.
so in order to get him out of his romantic slump
some black kid gave him a magic penis pump
but Manny found out and to make matters worse
it turned out that Mr Radish used it first.
Well Paige got raped and Marco is gay,
Spinner gets boners and farts all day.
Toby is a dork and Liberty is too,
Snake's got cancer out the wazoo.
Shawn's on his own and Elly likes to cut,
Alex is a ***** and Manny is a slut,
Emma's kinda whiny and Terry got hit,
Hazel doesnt ever seem to do jack [dukar].
Degrassi is my favorite thing
when the theme song plays I always have to sing
I hope that it never goes off the air,
I'd even miss Spinner's hair
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 23, 2009, 08:34:00 PM
This thread's lack of country music is apalling, and must be remedied posthaste.

Country music singers
Have always been a real close family
But lately some of my kin folks
Have disowned a few others and me
I guess it's because
I kinda changed my direction
Lord I guess I went and broke their family tradition

They get on me wanna know Hank
Why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Over and over
Everybody made my prediction
So if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
On an old family tradition

I am very proud
Of my daddys name
Although his kinda music
And mine ain't exactly the same
Stop and think it over
Put yourself in my position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition

So Don't ask me Hank
Why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a Honky-Tonk
Some ol' slicks tryin to give me friction
I'll say leave me alone
I'm singin all night long
It's a family tradition

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
And I have loved Jim Beam
And they both tried to kill me
In 1973
When that doctor asked me
Son how did you get in this condition
I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on
An old family tradition

So don't ask me Hank
Why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs you wrote?
Stop and think it over
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 23, 2009, 08:56:51 PM
So this is where she stands at night
On this cold avenue of lights
The reds and greens, but mostly reds
For you he's stopping

In seeing him she knows him less
His stick is wet, she's half-undressed
And all in all, they're both obsessed
With so much nothing

I know it's hard for you to see
What lies behind's a mystery
If words could speak, they'd mean even less
When the king is half-undressed

She dots her eyes with a smiley face
A work of art, in all but taste
The fool deserves the bed he's made
Where idiots slumber

Divine she is to aire his fate
A crack of smile, through all this hate
Means nothing more in this nervous state
Of so much nothing

I know it's hard for you to see
The truth behind is misery
If words could speak, they'd mean even less
When the king is half-undressed

Blue autumns
Sunshine kisses
Hearts and flowers
Broken wishes

I know it's hard for you to see
What lies behind's a mystery
If words could speak they'd mean even less
When the king is half-undressed
I know it's hard for you to see
What lies behind's a mystery
if words could speak they'd mean even less
When the king is half-undressed


I'll tell ya, it seems like it's getting harder and harder to post song lyrics, what with all the sites that do something to the text so you can't copy it.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 23, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
Tell me about it. Worse yet, the sites with copy-protection are the only ones which make proper use of punctuation and capitalization.


If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now
'Cause there's too many places
I've got to see

But, if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird, you'll can not change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can?t change
Bye, bye, baby it's been a sweet love

Yeah, yeah
Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take it so badly
'Cause the Lord knows
I'm to blame

But, if I stayed here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird, you'll can not change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can't change
Lord help me, I can't change
Lord I can't change
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 23, 2009, 11:07:38 PM
I don't think I've ever heard that song in full but, looking at the lyrics now, I realize it's fairly redundant.

My reflection, dirty mirror
There's no connection to myself
I'm your lover, I'm your zero
I'm the face in your dreams of glass
So save your prayers
For when we're really gonna need 'em
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?

She's the one for me
She's all I really need
Cause she's the one for me
Emptiness is loneliness
And loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness
And God is empty, just like me

Intoxicated with the madness, I'm in love with my sadness
Bull[dukar] fakers, enchanted kingdoms
The fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth
I never let on, that I was on a sinking ship
I never let on that I was down
You blame yourself, for what you can't ignore
You blame yourself for wanting more
She's the one for me
She's all I really need
She's the one for me
She's my one and only


I recently put Rage Against the Machine's debut album and a Smashing Pumpkins mix CD of my dad's on my iPod.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 23, 2009, 11:11:47 PM
a Smashing Pumpkins mix CD of my dad's

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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 24, 2009, 11:37:28 PM
Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin', everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day--hey, hey

Runnin' down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mister blue sky is living here today--hey, hey

Mister blue sky
Please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration, mister blue sky's up there waitin'
And today is the day we've waited for--o-o-or

Hey there, mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at you

Mister blue sky, mister blue sky
Mister blue sky

Mister blue, you did it right
But soon comes mister night, creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Nevermind, I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

Mister blue sky
Please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around, see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba


This is one of those songs where I had heard it in random places (like the ad for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which I eventually would like to see), but never knew who it was by until recently.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 25, 2009, 12:01:17 PM
Shameful, Brian. Pitiful.

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come hangin’ around my door
I don’t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin’ old with you
,
American woman, listen what I say.

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come knockin’ around my door
Don’t wanna see your shadow no more
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, I said get away
American woman, listen what I say.

American woman, said get away
American woman, listen what I say
Don’t come hangin’ around my door
Don’t wanna see your face no more
I don’t need your war machines
I don’t need your ghetto scenes
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be.

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
Gonna leave you, woman
Gonna leave you, woman
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You’re no good for me
I’m no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go, woman
I’m gonna leave, woman
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American chick
Goodbye, American broad
Goodbye, American woman...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 25, 2009, 07:11:22 PM
Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 25, 2009, 08:39:05 PM
Yeah, I watched Beetlejuice on TV the other day.

O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-Oh

Dead, on my head
Wasting time, on my own
Sleep, rescue me
Take me back, to my home

(Oh take me home!)

For the times
That you wanna go and
Bust rhymes real slow
I'll appear, slap you on the face and
Enjoy the show

O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-Oh

Cheese
Smells so good
On a burnt piece of lamb
[bundle of sticks] of the year
Who could beat up your man

For the times
That you wanna go and
Bust rhymes real slow
I'll appear
Slap you on the face
And enjoy the show

Oh, this dope nose

O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-Oh

For the times
That you wanna go and
Bust rhymes real slow
I'll appear
Slap you on the face
And enjoy the show

Oh, this dope nose

O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-O-Oh
O-Oh


Man, is this song ever stuck in my head.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 25, 2009, 09:46:33 PM
And the sign said,
"Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply."
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why.
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man.
I think you'll do."
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that.
Ha, me workin' for you."

Whoa, sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scen'ry.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

And the sign said,
"Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight."
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out,
But to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face,
'Man, you're some kind of sinner.'"

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scenery.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

Now, hey you, Mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
You can't even watch. No, you can't even..
You ain't supposed to be here.
The sign said, "You've got to have a membership card
To get inside."

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in, kneel down and pray."
And when the passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own little sign.
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me.
I'm alive and doin' fine."

Whoo! Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scenery.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Sign, sign...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 26, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)

Now Mario's the name, adventure's the game
And now you know just-just why I came
I'm the super, duper, with a booter
For the Paratroopa of the evil Koopa
The do-or-die-die, super-fly guy-guy
And now I got me a battle cry
And since you all know who's the star of the show
Well let me hear you say "Go, Mario, Go!"

Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)

Well I first came along with Donkey Kong
And that's way, way back (echo: back) in '81
In '83 came Luigi
In a game of my own to hook up with me
Now I'm on your screens, I got a brand new song (echo: song)
Learn the words, sing along
Since you all know who's the star of the show
Well let me hear you say "Go, Mario, Go!"

Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound

Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)

Now I've crossed the mountains, and skies above (echo)
All because the lady loves
So, ciao bella, señorita
Mario's on his way and he's comin' to meet ya
Bring 'em all, bring along, bring the whole gang (echo)
And let 'em try to stop me if they can
But since you all know who's the star of the show
Well let me hear you say "Go, Mario, Go!"

Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)

Well I first came along with Donkey Kong
And that's way, way back in '81
In '83 came Luigi
In a game of my own to hook up with me
Now I'm on your screens, I got a brand new song
Learn the words, sing along
And since you all know who's the star of the show
Well let me hear you say "Go, Mario, Go!"

Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Go! Go! Go! Go! (Mario!)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Rao on October 26, 2009, 10:25:16 AM
No where to collapse the lung
Breathes a doubt in everyone
No where to collapse the lung
Breathes a doubt in everyone
No where to collapse the lung
Breathes a doubt in everyone
No where to collapse the lung
Breathes a doubt in everyone
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on October 26, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

True artistry.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 07, 2009, 12:36:17 AM
Creepa!
Who calls you a nincompoopa?
Koopa
I'm the pain who plays the game
And knocks you for a loopa.

I'm Koopa, Koopa
(He's Koopa, Koopa)

Koopa! Koopa!
King of the afternoons!
(He's Koopa, Koopa)

I'm Koopa, Koopa
(It's Koopa, Koopa)

Koopa! Koopa!
King of the cartoons!

I've got the show you'd better watch.
Even when you're grounded.

- "Koopa! Koopa!")-

This is one show I would love
-Baby you'll be hell-yoopa,-

King Koopa, Koopa.

King Koopa (screamed): It's my show now! HAH!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 08, 2009, 06:15:15 PM
She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

(When I hold you in my arms)
Oooooooooh, oh yeah!

And when I feel my finger on your trigger
Oooooooooh, oh yeah!

I know nobody can do me no harm
Oooooooooh, oh yeah!

Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

Yes it is, gun!
Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

Happiness (is a warm gun)
is a warm gun, yeeeaahhh!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 08, 2009, 11:26:56 PM
Have you seen her? So fine and pretty
Fooled me with her style and ease
And I feel her from across the room
Yes, it's love in the third degree
Ooh, baby baby
Won't-cha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby baby
Ah, come on! Take a chance
You're old enough to

Dance the night away
Whoa, come on dance, dance, dance the night away

A live wire, barely a beginner
But just watch that lady go
She's on fire,
'Cause dancin' gets her higher than anything else she knows

Ooh, baby baby
Won't-cha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby baby
Well don't skip romance
'Cause you're old enough to

Dance the night away
Oh-oh-oh come on dance, dance, dance the night away

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh yeah

Dance the night away
Dance, dance, dance the night away
Ah come on baby (Dance the night away)
Dance, dance, dance the night away
Uh, come on baby, baby (Dance the night away)
Dance, dance, dance the night away


Wish me luck: I'm hoping to make this song a quasi-motif in one of my books.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 09, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
Luck hath been wished.


Well I’m a stranger here in this place called Earth
And I was sent down here to discover the worth
Of your little blue planet third from the sun
Come on and show me what you’ve done


We got the aero plane, we got the automobile
We got sky scraper buildings made of glass and steel
We’ve got synthetic food that nearly tastes real
And a little white pill that makes you feel
Hey, A whole lot better when you get out of bed
You take one in the morning for the long day ahead
We got everything everybody needs to survive
Surely the good life has arrived

I think your atmosphere is hurting my eyes
And your concrete mountains are blacking the skies
Now I don’t say that you’ve been telling me lies
But why do I hear those children’s cries

I’m a stranger here, I’m just looking around

I see the aero planes carrying the bombs
Why, you’ve even found people to drop them on
You know you can’t keep what you take by force
But it’s only my first impression of course.

Well I’m a stranger here on your planet Earth


We got the rivers and the mountains and the valleys and the trees
We got the birds in the sky and the fish in the sea
We got the –
Oh you crazy fools don’t you know you had it made
You were living in paradise
But take it from one who knows
Who knows the gates of Heaven can close
I only pray that you take my advice
Because Paradise won’t come twice.

Well I’m a stranger here in this place called Earth
And I was sent down here to discover the worth
Of your little blue planet third from the sun
I think I’ll go back home where I come from
...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 09, 2009, 11:14:31 PM
Get up
Like this
Just like this
Do ya feel it?
Just like this

Do you wanna catch the vibe?
That's keepin me alive
I'm followin' these fatass beats until I die
Fill 'em with tension, the sick dimension
I rumble the earth with the lowered suspension
Just watch the ground move, let the sound prove
That it ain't fake when the girls get naked
Don't call it a comeback, we bring that beat back
And we make sure John kept them beats fat
A lyrical rampage, burnin' your headset
Open your mind, my rhymes ain't dead yet
I want ya to stand up, and put them hands up
And break it down cause you're pumpin' my band up

Like this
Just like this
Get up

Music is key
It's the way we're set free
From all this world is throwin' at me

The rhythm's so insane flowin' through your vein
Triggerin' that neck poppin' nerve up in your brain
I don't even know ya, but came to show ya
The Bizkit's Limp when the night is over
We shake the whole place, make this earthquake
And it ain't fake when we start the riots
Rock the bells, psycho females
Doin' time, blowin up the phoneline
Call it a stampede, comin' to your town
We ain't gonna hold back, we're comin' to get down
I want ya to stand up, and put them hands up
And break it on down cause you're pumpin' my band up

Like this
Just like this
Get up

Music is key
It's the way we're set free
From all this world is throwin' at me
And I'll do what it takes
If I make some mistakes
It's okay cuz it's all just the way it should be.

Limp Bizkit's in the house y'all
Yo John, bring that beat back
Just like this
Do ya feel it?
Just like this
Yo bring that beat back

Music is key
It's the way we're set free
From all this world is throwin' at me
And I'll do what it takes if I make some mistakes
It's okay cuz it's all just the way it should be


I wish I could figure out what part of the brain it is that makes me--or anybody--voluntarily and repeatedly listen to bad ****ster rap.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 09, 2009, 11:26:22 PM
Brain wave, main wave
Psycho got a high kick
Collect, select
Show me your best set

Crystal, blister
It's all over now
Psycho cane
You're so keen
Need some more candy cane

Cold cake, cold break
Freak got a high kick
Mr. Twister
Moist with roistering

Stick it up
Take it up
Step aside and see the world
Effect has defects
Take a bow to the moon (Bow-wow to the moon)

Morning rays, hairspray queens
Get on to their way to their nests, the west
Honest, they once had a dream
Belles of society, in the cell of their unity
Cornet'n spinet
The sound flows, flow to they home
Dragged by the power of dreams
That power is yet unknown

Ladies and gentlemen! Thanks for coming to our show tonight. Can you imagine who's on the bass? It's... Miss... TWISTER!!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on November 09, 2009, 11:34:00 PM
Hell yes, Twister Remix. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_Ends_with_You)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 13, 2009, 06:41:02 PM
I've been looking for an original sin
One with a twist and a bit of a spin
And since I've done all the old ones
Till they've all been done in
Now I'm just looking
Then I'm gone with the wind
Endlessly searching for an original sin

You can dance forever, you got a fire in your feet
But will it ever be enough? You know that it'll never be enough
You can fly and never land and never need to sleep
But will it ever be enough? You know that it'll never be enough
It's not enough to make the nightmares go away
It's not enough to make the tears run dry
It's not enough to live a little better every day
Everything that they taught us was nothing but lies
Everything they they brought us was nothing but bribes
(But it'll all be over now)

All I wanted was a piece of the night
I never got an equal share
When the stars are out of sight
And the moon is down
The natives are so restless tonight

I've been looking for an original sin
One with a twist and a bit of a spin
And since I've done all the old ones
Till they've all been done in
Now I'm just looking
Then I'm gone with the wind
Endlessly searching for an original sin

You can lose yourself in pleasure 'til your body's going numb
But will it ever be enough? You know that it'll never be enough
You can always take whatever you conceivably could want
But will it ever be enough? You know that it'll never be enough
It's not enough to make the nightmares go away
It's not enough to make the tears run dry
It's not enough to live a little better every day
Everything that they taught us was nothing but lies
Everything that they brought us was nothing but bribes
(But the lies are over now)

All I wanted was a piece of the night
It never had to get so dark
When the stars are out of sight
And the moon is down
The natives are so restless tonight

I've been looking for an original sin
One with a twist and a bit of a spin
And since I've done all the old ones
Till they've all been done in
Now I'm just looking
For an original sin
I've been looking for the ultimate crime
Infinite victims, infinitesimal time
And I'm so very guilty for no reason or rhyme
So now I'm just looking
And I'm killing some time
Endlessly searching for the ultimate crime

I've been looking for an original sin
One with a twist and a bit of a spin
And since I've done all the old ones
Till they've all been done in
Now I'm just looking
Then I'm gone with the wind
Endlessly searching for an original sin

I'm applying for a license to thrill
Going out on the edge, moving in for the kill
They'll be hell to pay someday
So put it all on the bill
Cause we'll always be paying, and paying until
We're beyond expiration, with a license to thrill

I've been looking for an origial sin
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 15, 2009, 08:27:31 PM
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: thechucknorrisofNSMB on November 16, 2009, 05:56:49 PM
...
(Travel Demon has no lyrics, it's just 7 whole minutes of rock-n-roll fun.)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 17, 2009, 09:56:20 PM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called 'Gitche Gumee'
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty.
That good ship and crew was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early.

The ship was the pride of the American side
Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most
With a crew and good captain well seasoned
Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
When they left fully loaded for Cleveland
And later that night when the ship's bell rang
Could it be the north wind they'd been feelin'?

The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
And a wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the captain did too,
T'was the witch of November come stealin'.
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the Gales of November came slashin'.
When afternoon came it was freezin' rain
In the face of a hurricane west wind.

When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'.
Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.
At Seven P.M. a main hatchway caved in, he said
Fellas, it's been good to know ya.
The captain wired in he had water comin' in
And the good ship and crew was in peril.
And later that night when his lights went outta sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Does any one know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searches all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her.
They might have split up or they might have capsized;
May have broke deep and took water.
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion.
Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams;
The islands and bays are for sportsmen.
And farther below Lake Ontario
Takes in what Lake Erie can send her,
And the iron boats go as the mariners all know
With the Gales of November remembered.

In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed,
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral.
The church bell chimed till it rang twenty-nine times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call 'Gitche Gumee'.
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on November 17, 2009, 10:35:09 PM
(Note: The names of boats, such as the Edmund Fitzgerald, are italicized.)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 22, 2009, 03:16:18 PM
Sure.

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock 'n' roll

Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll

Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 23, 2009, 09:45:01 PM
The Eastern world, it is explodin'
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill, but not for votin'
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'?
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'
But you tell me over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Don't you understand what I'm tryin' to say?
And can't you feel the fears I'm feelin' today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave
Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy, and you
Tell me over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin'
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation
Handful of senators don't pass legislation
And marches alone can't bring integration
When human respect is disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'
And you tell me over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Think of all the hate there is in Red China
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space
But when you return, it's the same old place
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace
And tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Mmmm, no, no, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction...

Every bit as relevant as it was 45 years ago.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 24, 2009, 07:53:49 AM
I like to say "We enter a time of calamity", but that's a pretty obscure reference that isn't even really about that kind of destruction...

Calling Sarah
Crawling back to Sarah, 'cause you're the one

I know it sounds unfair
She's like a painting standing there
I thank the heavens up above
For the one I'm thinking of
Calling Sarah
Crawling back to Sarah, 'cause you're the one

Sometimes it's awful hard to take
The way she takes me all the way
She's delicious beyond compare
I'd love to tell her but instead I stare
Calling Sarah
Crawling back to Sarah

And when you ask me if I really love you
I can't wait to tell you
And if you ever feel you don't believe, and don't you trust your feeling
'Cause it'd be so hard to take when your'e away
I wouldn't last one day

That's why I'm calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah
Calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah, 'cause you're the one
And when you ask me if I love you, I say ye ye ye
And when I ask you if you want to, you say ye ye ye
And when you ask me if I miss, you you say ye ye ye
And when I ask if I can kiss you, you say ye ye ye oh, you say
And when you ask me if I love you, I say ye ye ye oh, I say
And when I ask you if you want to, you say ye ye ye
And when you ask me if I miss I miss you I miss you
And when I ask if I can kiss you, you say ye ye ye
Calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah
Calling Sarah, crawling back to
'Cause you're the one


I've actually only heard a live version of this song, which is slightly different--at the very least, I think the intro's modified.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on November 24, 2009, 05:12:16 PM
Do the Mario!

Swing your arms
from side to side
C'mon it's time to go
Do the Mario!

Take one step
and then again
Let's do the Mario
all together now!

You got it!
It's the Mario!

Swing your arms
from side to side
C'mon it's time to go
Do the Mario!

Take one step
and then again
Let's do the Mario
all together now!

C'mon now

Just like that!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 26, 2009, 08:51:59 AM
...Well, it is a Mario forum, so I suppose there's nothing wrong with that one being repeatedly posted.

I walked the line, the line I choose
I see the people in front of me
I climbed the wall, the wall of news
I watched them show the tragedy

If you were me, could you defend
The given rights to all the men?
Let's **** the world with all its trends
They say it's all about to end

They say it's all about to end
They say, they say

There's a prison that's gone, but the fear lives on
I watched you walking on the dotted line
Maybe you don't see what's in front of me
Maybe you won't stand the test of time
For we live in sin, for we will win
I watched the president kiss his family
For we live in sin, for we will win
I watched the president **** society

If you were me, could you defend
The given rights to all the men?
Let's **** the world with all its trends
They say it's all about to end

They say it's all about to end
They say, they say

I fall in love with the old times
I never mention my own mind
Let's **** the world with all its trends
Thank God, it's all about to end

They say it's all about to end
They say, they say
They say, they say
They say it's all about to end


I've been under the assumption that someone at Activision really wanted this one in GH5 for whatever reason, considering it's got an f-bomb in its chorus. Then again, "Killing in the Name" was in GHII...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 29, 2009, 02:27:03 PM
I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she was gonna meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need

Oh yeah, hey hey hey, oh...

And I went down to the demonstration
To get my fair share of abuse
Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"
Sing it to me now...

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need
Oh baby, yeah, yeah!

I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"
I said to him

You can't always get what you want, no!
You can't always get what you want (tell ya baby)
You can't always get what you want (no)
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need

You get what you need--yeah, oh baby!
Oh yeah

I saw her today at the reception
In her glass was a bleeding man
She was practiced at the art of deception
Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You just might find
You get what you need

You can't always get what you want (no, no baby)
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You just might find
You get what you need, ah yeah...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 29, 2009, 02:39:53 PM
My friend picked a sample of the chorus of that one for the credits music on my 7th grade National History Day presentation about the impact of advertising on kids.

I feel things changing when I move
(It's a distance, it's a difference)
I'll cross this planet without you
(And you might call this a downfall)
It's one long night that I'm passing through
(It's a dark one what have I done)
It's one long night...

Don't turn your back on me now
You can't do this
Don't say you can live without
You can't do this alone
How did I end up like this, the lonely one
Your greatest takedown?
You take me down

Left last night with a long goodbye
(We cement why, through a phone line)
I told you thoughts that multiply
(That I don't know how to let go)
We've been here many times before
(I am empty, when you leave me)
What's one more?

Don't turn your back on me now
You can't do this
Don't say you can live without
You can do this alone
How did I end up like this, the broken one
Your greatest takedown?
You take me down
You take me down

I won't get by
I won't heal in time
I won't get by

Don't turn your back on me now
You can't do this
Don't say you can't live without
You can do this alone
How did I end up like this, the chosen one
Your greatest takedown?

You take me down
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on November 29, 2009, 09:54:02 PM
Dumbledore died a pretty long while ago
But his followers mourn to this day
A tragic event, we wish that he didn't go
Then we later found out that he was gay

Well I was dicking around outside the castle grounds
And I found the beloved man's grave
So to pay my respects I set some flowers out
And I water them in my own special way

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
There's a slight chance of rain for our headmaster today
I'm leaking the Schwartz upon the master of Hogwarts
And I'm ****ing on Dumbledore's grave

Dumbledore's memory will be in our dreams
Well, we always knew that he was Number One
And though I'm washing those memories away in a stream
There are many good things that he's done

If your day was a drought he'd always help you out
With a golden shine from within
He would come to your side at each catastro-pee
So you're safe from the danger urine

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
The chamber of secrets sprung a small leak today
I'm making an ocean with a magical potion
And I'm ****ing on Dumbledore's grave

This act I'm committing seems so perfect and fitting
And it feels so good to pour these feelings out
As he sits and decays I'm feeling pretty okay
Besides a shower's one thing he's gone too long without

From the land of the free to France where they say "oui, oui"
They say I'm doing something awful and wrong
But though a great flood of pee-ple might be ****ed off at me
At least they're not getting ****ed on

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
I'm speaking in Parseltongue to whip out the snake
I'm whizzing the wand to make a magical pond
And I'm ****ing on Dumbledore's grave

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
I can hear Rowling bawling but I still won't behave
I'm baptizing the phoenix using my full petrenis
And I'm ****ing on Dumbledore's grave
Everybody!
I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
It's the first wand unleashed on him since his dying day
Though I'm merely a Muggle, I can summon a puddle
And incase you were pee-occupied and didn't hear me...

I'm ****ing on Dumbledore's grave
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 29, 2009, 11:04:57 PM
I am now, more than ever, imbued with the confidence that I can write a song about pretty much anything. Is that thing by a "wrock" band and/or some random ironic internet indie?

(Don't lie to yourself; it gave you pleasure.)

Hell on Earth
For what it's worth
Dead on dreaming
You started screaming
The wizard of how
The king of the now
Cry like a banshee
And die like you want me

Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and meet the hater
Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and

Demonoid phenomenon
I get it out
To get it on
Demonoid phenomenon
I get it out
To get it on

The conquering worm
The slithering germ
Lost in the black sleep
I see how the gods weep
The high road of madness
The terminal sadness
The cool air of mourning
Gave me the warning

Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and meet the hater
Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and
(Enjoy that dead girl's body)

Demonoid phenomenon
I get it out
To get it on
Demonoid phenomenon
I get it out
To get it on

Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and meet the hater
Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and

Demonoid phenomenon
I get it out
To get it on
Demonoid phenomenon
I get it out
To get it on


I think the breadth of my musical taste really speaks for itself at this point.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 29, 2009, 11:24:18 PM
I challenge anyone to find a wizard rock band whose name isn't in the "X and the Ys" form.

Incidentally, St. Vincent and the Grenadines would be a good name for a band.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 30, 2009, 02:40:34 AM
Challenge accepted; "Wingardium Leviosa" and "The Parselmouths", to name a couple. =]



I just want to be better than your head's only medicine
I just want to be better than your head's only medicine

A downward spiral just a pirouette
Getting worse til there's n-n-nothing left
What good comes of something when I'm just the ghost of nothing nothing?

I'm just the man on the balcony singing
Nobody will ever remember me
Rejoice, rejoice and fall to your knees
(for a)

Lunatic of a god or a god of a lunatic?
Oh, their faces are dancing
They're dancing til
Til they can't stand it

A composer but never composed
Singing the symphonies of the overdosed
A composer but never composed
Singing
I only want what I can't have
I only want what I can't have

Heralded as a king before I had a birthday
With double digits
Fit the crown to my head but I was only a kid
I was only a kid
Yea, I was only a kid

I'm just the man on the balcony singing
Nobody will ever remember me
Rejoice, rejoice and fall to your knees
(for a)

Lunatic of a god or a god of a lunatic?
Oh, their faces are dancing
They're dancing til
Til they can't stand it

A composer but never composed
Singing the symphonies of the overdosed
A composer but never composed
Singing
I only want what I can't have
I only want what I can't have
I only want what I can't have
I only want what I can't
I can't have

I just want to be better than your head's only medicine
I just want to be better than your head's only medicine

I'm just the man on the balcony singing
Nobody will ever remember me
Rejoice, rejoice and fall to your knees

I'm just the man on the balcony singing
Nobody will ever remember me
Rejoice, rejoice and fall to your knees

Lunatic of a god or a god of a lunatic?
Oh, their faces are dancing
They're dancing til
Til they can't stand it

A composer but never composed
Singing the symphonies of the overdosed
A composer but never composed
Singing
I only want what I can't have
I only want what I can't have
I only want what I can't have
I only want what I can't
I can't have
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 30, 2009, 07:18:24 AM
I challenge anyone to find a wizard rock band whose name isn't in the "X and the Ys" form.
The Cruciatus Curse. That being said, I don't think I'll ever fully comprehend that those bands really exist.

Senorita I'm in trouble again
and I can't get free
(Senorita) You're exactly what the doctor ordered, come on talk to me
(Ah) Can't crow before I'm out of the woods
But there's exceptions to the rule
(Ah-ah) Senorita, do you need a friend?
I'm in love with you

Catch as catch, catch as catch can
Anybody in their right mind could see
It's you and me
Oooh-ooo-ooh
Oooh-oooh

You say you're lonesome, just getting by
But you turn your eyes from me
Be sure you're hurting long before you fly 'cause, you've got me

Catch as catch, catch as catch can
Anybody in their right mind could see
You and me
Catch as catch, catch as catch can
When I see you, all your little guitars sing to me

I can see you don't know which way to turn
But the sun still shines
(Senorita) Don't you know that you can dance with me, anytime? (Ah)
Can't crow before I'm out of the woods
There's exceptions to the rule
(Ah-ah) Senorita, do you need a friend? I'm in love with you

Oooh-ooo-ooh
Oooh-oooh
Oooh-ooo-ooh
Oooh-oooh
Oooh-ooo-ooh
Oooh-oooh


I got some differing opinions on the lyrics to this one--apparently, someone actually decided he really was saying "Etch-a-Sketch" in the chorus.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on November 30, 2009, 03:32:07 PM
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World
Mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
And I feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World
Mad World
Enlarging your world
Mad World.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on November 30, 2009, 04:04:44 PM
I am now, more than ever, imbued with the confidence that I can write a song about pretty much anything. Is that thing by a "wrock" band and/or some random ironic internet indie?
Assuming that was a response to my post:
why don't you just have a look (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lizardwizard) WARNING NSFW
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on November 30, 2009, 04:07:26 PM
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 30, 2009, 10:38:00 PM
I by no means intend to diss anyone's favorite songs, but the two on this page so far just happen to be ones that kind of annoy me.

When the wind is howling through your windowpane
It's not the only pain of the night
You're burning up in your bed, you've got a fever of love
and there's not an antibody in sight

Hey Jenny, Jenny, why are you crying?
There's a beauty of a moon in the sky
But I guess when you've been leadin' such a sheltered life
You never lift your head and look so high

You don't have a lot
But it's all that you've got, and you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot
Fantasize every movement and imagine every inch of your dream

No-one said it had to be real
But it's got to be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand and we fade in the air
And the good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere
Somebody told me so
Somebody told me, now I know every night in my prayer
I'll be praying that the good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere

When the sweat is sizzling on your skin in the dark
And you're desperate now for somewhere to turn
Every muscle in rebellion, every nerve is on edge
And every limb has been erotically burned

Hey Johnny, Johnny, why are you shaking
When a boy should do whatever he can?
You've been nothing but an angel every day of your life
And now you wonder what it's like to be [darn]ed

You don't have a lot
But it's all that you've got, and you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot
Fantasize every movement and imagine every inch of your dream

No-one said it had to be real
But it's got to be something you've been wanting to feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand, and we fade in the air
And the good boys go to heaven, but the bad boys go everywhere
Good boys go to heaven, but the bad boys go everywhere
Somebody told me so
Somebody told me, now I know every night in my prayer
I'll be praying that the good boys go to heaven, but the bad boys go everywhere

Every time I try and dream you
I can't believe how hard it's been to conjure up your face and trace your body
Oh, the seconds go on forever, but the thirds and the fourth ones are even better
Every time I do it just a little bit longer
Every time I dream it's just a little bit stronger than real life

No-one said it had to be real
But it's got to be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand and we fade in the air
And the good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere
Somebody told me so
Somebody told me, now I know every night in my prayer,
I'll be praying that the good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere


For whatever reason, I have this memory stuck in my head of this time where I said, for some topical reason, "good girls go to heaven", then my friend said "bad girls go everywhere" and we bumped fists.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 01, 2009, 03:31:17 PM
Come out Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Ah but sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well, will be the one

Well they showed you a statue and told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
Ah but they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done

Only the good die young
That's what I said
Only the good die young
Only the good die young

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt noone

So come on Virginia show me a sign
Send up a signal I'll throw you a line
That stained glass curtain you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun

Darlin only the good die young
I tell you only the good die young
Only the good die young

You get a nice white dress
And a party on your confirmation
You've got a brand new soul
Mm and a cross of gold
But Virginia they didn't give you
Quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
And they say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't

I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun

You know that only the good die young
I tell you only the good die young
Only the good die young

You said your mother told you
All I could give you was a reputation
Ah she never cared for me
But did she ever say a prayer for me?

Come out, come out, come out Virginia
Don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well, will be the one
You know that only the good die young
Tell you baby
You know that only the good die young

I by no means intend to diss anyone's favorite songs, but the two on this page so far just happen to be ones that kind of annoy me.

OMFGZZ IM SO OFFENDED BY UR OPINION
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 01, 2009, 08:09:27 PM
Woo, Billy Joel!

I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band
Today I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game
You will forget my name
And I won't be here
In another year
If I don't stay on the charts

I am the entertainer
And I've had to pay my price
The things I did not know at first
I learned by doin' twice
Ah, but still they come to haunt me
Still they want their say
So I've learned to dance
With a hand in my pants
And they rub my neck
And I write 'em a check
And they go their merry way

I am the entertainer
Been all around the world
I've played all kinds of palaces
And laid all kinds of girls
I can't remember faces
I don't remember names
Ah, but what the hell
You know it's just as well
'Cause after a while
And a thousand miles
It all becomes the same

I am the entertainer
I bring to you my songs
I'd like to spend a day or two
I can't stay that long
No, I've got to meet expenses
I got to stay in line
Gotta get those fees
To the agencies
And I'd love to stay
But there's bills to pay
So I just don't have the time

I am the entertainer
I come to do my show
You've heard my latest record
It's been on the radio
Ah, it took me years to write it
They were the best years of my life
It was a beautiful song
But it ran too long
If you're gonna have a hit
You gotta make it fit
So they cut it down to 3:05

I am the entertainer
The idol of my age
I make all kinds of money
When I go on the stage
Ah, you've seen me in the papers
I've been in the magazines
But if I go cold
I won't get sold
I'll get put in the back
In the discount rack
Like another can of beans

I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band
Today I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game
You will forget my name
And I won't be here
In another year
If I don't stay on the charts.


There's this really dark, juvenile corner of my mind that wants to write a a parody of this called "The [Greatest Handheld Game]er", but I know I could probably never look myself in the mirror if I did that.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 01, 2009, 10:52:18 PM
Meanwhile, I have a list of euphemisms for said act longer than Chuck Norris' johnson, my favourite of which is "slaying the white-blooded ogre".

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Chorus
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 01, 2009, 11:01:40 PM
Well, if I ever figure I've got nothing to lose and decide to write it, I know who to call if I run out of double-entendres.

Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool
Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife
I feel like I'm in the prime of my life
Sometimes it feels like I'm going too fast
I don't know how long this feeling will last
Maybe it's only tonight

Darling, I don't know why I go to extremes
Too high or too low, there ain't no in-betweens
And if I stand or I fall
It's all or nothing at all
Darling, I don't know why I go to extremes

Sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm shot
Sometimes I don't know how much more I've got
Maybe I'm headed over the hill
Maybe I've set myself up for the kill
Tell me how much do you think you can take
Until the heart in you is starting to break?
Sometimes it feels like it will

Darling, I don't know why I go to extremes
Too high or too low, there ain't no in-betweens
You can be sure when I'm gone
I won't be out there too long
Darling, I don't know why I go to extremes

Out of the darkness, into the light
Leaving the scene of the crime
Either I'm wrong or I'm perfectly right every time
Sometimes I lie awake, night after night
Coming apart at the seams
Eager to please, ready to fight
Why do I go to extremes?

And if I stand or I fall
It's all or nothing at all
Darling, I don't know why I go to extremes

No, I don't know why I go to extremes
Too high or too low
There ain't no in-betweens
You can be sure when I'm gone
I won't be out there too long
Darling, I don't know why I go to extremes

I don't know why...I don't know why...
I don't know why...I don't know why...
Out in the dark...into the light...
Either I'm wrong...perfectly right.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 08, 2009, 09:51:51 PM
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him working,darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 08, 2009, 10:18:00 PM
The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky
And a killer's on the bloodshot streets
Oh, and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh, I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat

Ah baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
Everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost

And I know that I'm [darn]ed if I never get out
And maybe I'm [darn]ed if I do
But with every other beat I got left in my heart
You know I'd rather be [darn]ed with you
Well, If I gotta be [darn]ed, you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be [darn]ed, you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Gotta be [darn]ed, you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Gotta be [darn]ed, you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you

Ah baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I can't stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late
And I never see the sudden curve 'till it's way too late

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Oh breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Oh, breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell


I could've sworn I'd posted this gem already, but I guess not!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 08, 2009, 10:23:54 PM
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=10323.msg546645#msg546645

Oh, and you also double-poted "Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere). Sorry for crushing your hopes, dreams, ambitions and everything you've ever cared for.

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?

If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, Wasting Away.

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 08, 2009, 11:01:37 PM
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=10323.msg546645#msg546645

Oh, and you also double-poted "Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere). Sorry for crushing your hopes, dreams, ambitions and everything you've ever cared for.
In that case, this just in: This site's search engine sucks balls. (my poor memory is aided by searching lyrics from the songs I plan on sharing to see if I've posted them before. In both cases, it appeared I hadn't)

EDIT:

(13 acres of Hell)

(Ladies and gentlemen)
(Ladies and gentlemen)
(Ladies and gentlemen)
(Ladies and gentlemen)

(I would like to make the following statement)
(I would like to make the following statement)
(The young generation, that sick generation)
(The young generation, that sick generation)

What is lurking?
What is here?
What is lurking?
What you fear
What is lurking?
What is here?
What is lurking?
What you fear

(Channel X)
(Channel X)
(Channel X)
(Channel X)

(Impressable young people)
(Impressable young people)
(Impressable young people)
(Impressable young people)

(Brutal honesty will be shown on this screen)
(Brutal honesty will be shown on this screen)

(The young generation, that sick generation)
(The young generation, that sick generation)

What is lurking?
What is here?
What is lurking?
What you fear
What is lurking?
What is here?
What is lurking?
What you fear

(Channel X)
(Channel X)
(Channel X)
(Channel X)


This song makes me think of Persona 4.

Also, okay, maybe I was searching for song lyrics in the wrong board by accident...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 15, 2009, 06:05:45 PM
Anyone who doesn't post at least one Christmas song between now and the Big Day is an honourary Scrooge.

Have a holly jolly Christmas
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
But have a cup of cheer

Have a holly jolly Christmas
And when you walk down the street,
Say hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet

Oh, oh, the mistletoe hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me

Have a holly jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't here,
Oh, by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year!

Have a holly jolly Christmas
It's the best time of the year

Have a holly jolly Christmas
And when you walk down the street,
Say hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet.

Oh, oh, the mistletoe hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me!

Have a holly jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't here,
Oh, by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 15, 2009, 06:16:42 PM
Bought this for GH5 the other day, and I figured since I was already going to look up the lyrics...

One at a time
Constants becomes surreal
One at a time
Heart attacks
are concealed
I can see that I
Lose the joys of life
One at a time
Suicides are revealed
You will see that I
lost another life
But tonight

I'll let you tear it up
If you don't wake me up
But if you tear it
We can't repair it
So please don't wake me
'Till someone cares
Now no one cares

One at a time
I watch them all forget
One at a time
I'm lost in little deaths
It's the place that I
I forget my life
Like tonight

I'll let you tear it up
If you don't wake me up
But if you tear it
We can't repair it
So please don't wake me
'Till someone cares
Now no one cares

Will the flood behind me
Put out the fire inside me?
Will the flood behind me
Put out the fire inside me?

I'll let you tear it up
Oh, Oh, Oh
I'll let you break it up
Oh, Oh, Oh
If you don't wake me up
Oh, Oh, Oh
But if you tear it
Oh, Oh, Oh
We can't repair it
Oh, Oh, Oh
So please don't wake me
Oh, Oh, Oh
'Till someone cares
Now no one cares... cares

I'll let you tear it up
If you don't wake me up
'Cause it's apparent
That you don't care, and
Its sunk into me
Because I don't care
Now no one cares
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 15, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Jo-ker got away
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 16, 2009, 10:48:26 PM
So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over
If you want it
War is over
If you want it...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 17, 2009, 07:57:16 AM
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

It's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 17, 2009, 09:14:35 PM
Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 17, 2009, 09:36:41 PM
"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from

Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.
Had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines.

So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.

Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!

Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would've been good to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?
No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree.

Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.

Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
'Cause it's r-s-v-p
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites.
Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn't go,

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time.

A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh [darn]! Guess what I forgot?

So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending! "

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 21, 2009, 07:52:17 AM
In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American Dream
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on Highway 9
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected, and steppin' out over the line
Baby, this town rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause tramps like us--baby, we were born to run

Wendy, let me in, I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
And strap your hands 'cross my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run till we drop, baby, we'll never go back
Will you walk with me out on the wire
'Cause baby, I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta find out how it feels
I want to know if love is wild girl, I want to know if love is real

Beyond the palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you, Wendy, on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss

The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide
Together, Wendy, we'll live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
Someday girl, I don't know when we're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and we'll walk in the sun
But 'til then, tramps like us--baby, we were born to run!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 21, 2009, 01:12:12 PM
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I want a yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on December 21, 2009, 11:16:44 PM
Yeah, Santa Claus
Where have you been?
I've been waiting here
Just to let you in
Yeah, Santa Claus
What you got on your back?
Is there something for me inside that sack?

I want a brand new car
A twangy guitar
A cute little honey
And lots of money
Santa Claus
Won't you tell me, please?
What you gonna put under my Christmas tree?

And he just said
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'

Yeah, Santa Claus
I've been waitin' oh so long
Now don't you, don't you do me wrong

I want a brand new car
A twangy guitar
A cute little honey
And lots of money
Santa Claus
Oh, won't you tell me, please?
What you gonna put under my Christmas tree?

And he just said
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'

Oh no
Oh no no no
Nothin' for Christmas
No
Oh no
I got nothin' for Christmas
No no
Oh no
I get nothin' at Christmas time
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 22, 2009, 09:16:33 AM
Alright!
We're gettin' funny in the back of my car
I'm sorry honey if I took you just a little too far, yes
Uh, too, too far
 
Uh, so I, I told the fellas out behind the bar
So let me tell you honey just how fine you are, yes
I guess you are

You see I'm beggin' you please
(Beggin' you baby, beggin' on my bended knees)
Sayin' I can't wait to feel your love tonight, ooh

Seen you drivin' up and down my road
I tell you honey you're the prettiest girl I know, yes
Uh, that's for sure
 
But uh, better use it up before it gets old, no
I tell you honey now you've let your life grow cold, no
Uh, no, no, no
I'm-a beggin' you
(Beggin' you baby, beggin' on my bended knees)

I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait, I can't wait) Whoo!

Well, I been workin' since a ten of nine
I tell you sugar by midnight I'll be fly'n'
Flyin' high

Whoo, we'll hit the town we'll have a hell of a time
I tell you honey by morning you'll be mine, yes
All mine

You know I'm beggin' you baby
(Beggin' you baby, beggin on my bended knees)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait, I can't wait)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your lovin' tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your lovin' tonight, aw no
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your love love love love tonight, aw, wah wah
(I can't wait, I can't wait)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight


The urge to sing this on GH:VH is overpowering.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on December 22, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
[Lil Wayne]
Hey lil mama, I can transform ya
I can’t dance but I can dance on ya,
Swizz on the beats, Chris move ya feet,
And baby I can transform ya him to a me,
I can change you life, make it so new,
Make you never want to go back to the old you,
Ciroc and lime, give it a lil time,
and she can transform like Optimus Prime

[Chris Brown]
Need a ride I can Range you up,
Money i can change you up,
You can ride your own, no longer be the passenger,
Swag low I build you up,
Knees we can stand you up,
Red lips, red dress, like em like a fire truck,

What you need, you can have that,
My black card they won’t decline that,
See potential in ya,
Let me mould that,

I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can transform ya,
I can transform ya,
Anything ya want, I can get it for ya,
You're my baby girl, shoulda known I did it for ya,
I can trans
I can trans
I can transform ya

Shoes you got it (got it)
Bags you got it (got it),
Cars you got it (got it),
Money still got it (got it),
I can transform ya, I can transform ya,
Anything you want I can (I can) get it for ya,

See me in the video you can have it really though,
Iced out everything, like an eskimo,
Wanna fly, we can go, anywhere you wanna go,
Jimmy Choos in Italy, Louie V in Tokyo,

Something like Pinnochio, if you lie down imma grow,
Wanna see me do it big, I can show you how it goes,
Take you from an amateur to being professional,
I can have you swag surfing

What you need, you can have that,
My black card
See potential in ya,
Let me mould that

I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can transform ya,
I can transform ya,
Anything ya want, I can get it for ya,
You're my baby girl, shoulda known I did it for ya,
I can trans
I can trans
I can transform ya

[Lil Wayne]
Ok,
I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can turn you from a human to a Carter,
Take you off the bench and turn ya to a starter,
Then take you home and put you on a charger,
Then (then) my cars transforms to a charter,
And we can fly to wherever you ever thought of,
Hehe, I take you to wherever its warmer,
Then I gotta rip off your dress like a warm up,
Hehe, but I'm just getting warmed up,
Sotell your man he better get his Vltron up,
Itransform her to a Ducati and then I transform me to a Bugatti,
Cs her form puts me in a trance,
I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants,
Swizz on the Beats, Chris move ya feet
and we can transform a good girl to a freak

I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can transform ya,
I can transform ya,
Anything ya want, I can get it for ya,
You're my baby girl, shoulda known I did it for ya,
I can trans
I can trans
I can transform ya
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 22, 2009, 02:13:02 PM
Fly into the rising sun,
Faces, smiling everyone
Yeah, she is a whole new tradition
I feel it in my heart

My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
My woman from Tokyo
She's so good to me

Talk about her like a queen
Dancing in a eastern dream
Yeah, she makes me feel like a river
That carries me away

My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
My woman from Tokyo
She's so good to me

But I'm at home and I just don't belong...

So far away from the garden we love
She is what moves in the soul of a dove
Soon I shall see just how black was my night
When we're alone in her city of light

Rising from the neon gloom
Shining like a crazy moon
Yeah, she turns me on like a fire
I get high

My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
My woman from Tokyo
She's so good to me
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 22, 2009, 02:40:01 PM
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' 'bout half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No", was all he said.

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but my friend can stick around."

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just old Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, won't you stay and keep Anna Lee company?"

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

Catch a cannon ball now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low, and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 22, 2009, 05:01:05 PM
Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Well she asked me not to tease her
When she stuck her head in the freezer
Then she asked for a thousand bucks
So she could get her tummy tucked

Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Well she looked like quite a fright
When she dressed like Vanna White
And she opened all the windows up last night

Play it, Momma

(guitar solo)

Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Although it started to snow
She threw open the living room door
And her face looked kinda blotchy
Like she'd seen the ghost of Liberace

Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Well she changed her hair color again
Like the cover of a Harlequin
And she laughed at her high school yearbook
Cried when she took a second look
I hitched a ride to Panama last night



No one's home for Christmas
We've all gone separate ways
Dad woke up at the Lion's Club
And Mommy's in Hawaii
Sister got lost shopping
And the cousins have pinkeye
No one's home for Christmas
Except my cat and I

Play it, Sophie

(someone, presumably the cat, plays piano)

We hung our socks by the litterbox
And drank up from beneath the Christmas tree
We ate a box of catnip
And Jimmy Stewart made us cry
We read Luke 2 together
Just my cat and I
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on December 22, 2009, 07:58:10 PM
When they turn the pages of history
When these days have passed long ago
Will they read of us with sadness
For the seeds that we let grow?
We turned our gaze
From the castles in the distance
Eyes cast down
On the path of least resistance

Cities full of hatred, fear and lies
Withered hearts and cruel, tormented eyes
Scheming demons dressed in kingly guise
Beating down the multitude and
Scoffing at the wise

The hypocrites are slandering
The sacred halls of Truth
Ancient nobles showering
Their bitterness on youth
Can't we find the minds that made us strong?
Can't we learn to feel what's right
And what's wrong?
What's wrong?

Cities full of hatred, fear and lies
Withered hearts and cruel, tormented eyes
Scheming demons dressed in kingly guise
Beating down the multitude and
Scoffing at the wise
Can't we raise our eyes and make a start?
Can't we find the minds to lead us
Closer to the Heart?

And incidentally,
I by no means intend to diss anyone's favorite songs, but the two on this page so far just happen to be ones that kind of annoy me.
I just today realized that both of those songs are songs which have covers that I like better than the originals.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 22, 2009, 11:59:33 PM
Oh? Who did the covers?

Jack's okay
and he's back, okay
He's alright
Let's shout
make a fuss
scream it out!
Whee!
Jack is back now, everyone sing
In our town of Halloween

What's this? What's this?
I haven't got a clue
What's this? Why it's completely new
What's this? Must be a Christmas thing
What's this? It's really very strange!
This is Halloween, Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?
What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?

My dearest friend... if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
Where we can gaze into the stars
And sit together
Now and forever
For it is plain, as anyone can see
We're simply meant to be...


This was on TV earlier this evening, and I managed to watch most of it. Good movie, good score, but I can't help but think that, with this song absent--or at least the last part--we could've been spared a lot of embarassing Hot Topic apparel.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 23, 2009, 05:13:53 PM
First one to make a CSI reference dies.


We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again

Change it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fall that's all
But the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie

There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Is now the parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 23, 2009, 10:59:14 PM
This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of
room downstairs where the pews used to be in.  Havin' all that room,
seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
have to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be
a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump.  So
we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
on toward the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the
dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving."  And we had never heard of a dump
closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off
into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the
side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the
cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we
decided to throw our's down.

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the
next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie.  He said, "Kid,
we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope
under that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down
and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the
police officer's station.  So we got in the red VW microbus with the
shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the
police officer's station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at
the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for
being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and
we didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out
and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again,
which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station
there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was
both immediately arrested.  Handcuffed.  And I said "Obie, I don't think I
can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on."  He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the patrol car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the
quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop
signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the
Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,
being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to
get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of
cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station.
They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
they took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each
one was to be used as evidence against us.  Took pictures of the approach,
the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to
mention the aerial photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail.  Obie said he was going to put
us in the cell.  Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your
wallet and your belt."  And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my
wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
want my belt for?"  And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings."  I
said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"
Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.  Obie
was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back
to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat,
and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten
colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
of each one, sat down.  Man came in said, "All rise."  We all stood up,
and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the
twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.
And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles
and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.  And
we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
what I came to tell you about.

Came to talk about the draft.

They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
neglected and selected.  I went down to get my physical examination one
day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning.  `Cause I wanted to
look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,
and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all
kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill.  I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL."  And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL."  And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections,
detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me
at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four
hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty
ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was
inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no
part untouched.  Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the
last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there,
and I walked up and said, "What do you want?"  He said, "Kid, we only got
one question. Have you ever been arrested?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre,
with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all
the phenome... - and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you ever
go to court?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten
colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on
the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want
you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there.  Mother rapers.  Father stabbers.  Father
rapers!  Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!  And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"  I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage."  He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering."  And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench.  And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
up and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,
and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it
down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
following words:

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a [darn] gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug."  He looked at me and
said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
off to Washington."

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
study in black and white of my fingerprints.  And the only reason I'm
singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.".  And walk out.  You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him.  And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both [bundle of sticks]gots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization.  And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out.  And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and
all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the
guitar.

With feeling.  So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and
sing it when it does.  Here it comes.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible.  If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.
I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it
for another twenty five minutes.  I'm not proud... or tired.

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part
harmony and feeling.

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.

All right now.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant

Whew... This gives "Rapper's Delight" a run for its money.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on December 23, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
A run? It's four full minutes longer. And you (or I) should've posted that a month ago for Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on December 23, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh? Who did the covers?
Rush did a cover of For What It's Worth, and Michael Andrews did a cover of Mad World. It's just that hardly anyone knows that Tears For Fears wrote it originally.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on December 25, 2009, 03:29:53 PM
Counting all different ideas drifting away
Past and present they don't matter
Now the future's sorted out
Watch her moving in elliptical patterns
Think it's not what you say
What you say is way too complicated
For a minute thought I couldn't tell how to fall out

It's twenty seconds till the last call
You're going hey hey hey hey hey hey
Lie down you know it's easy
Like we did it over summer long

And I'll be anything you ask and more
You're going hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
It's not a miracle we needed
No I wouldn't let you think so

Fold it, fold it, fold it, fold it

Girlfriend, oh your girlfriend is drifting away
Past and present 1855 -1901 †
Watch them built up a meteor tower
Think it's not gonna stay anyway
Think it's overrated
For a minute thought I couldn't tell how to fall out

It's twenty seconds till the last call
You're going hey hey hey hey hey hey
Lie down you know it's easy
Like we did it over summer long

And I'll be anything you ask and more
You're going hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
It's not a miracle we needed
No I wouldn't let you think so

Fold it, fold it, fold it, fold it
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 25, 2009, 11:08:11 PM
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 26, 2009, 08:54:00 AM
My friend claims he spontaneously stood up in class once and sung that entire song (to the teacher's immeasurable chagrin), but that may just be BS. In any case, it's got a great music video.

I want your body, mind, soul, et cetera
And one day you'll see, you should give it to me
And I don't want anyone instead of ya
Oh babe, I'm goin crazy, come on and give it to me
And I ain't never met nobody better-er
You're someone else's baby

I'm so sick of living for other people
Took meeting you to realize
I don't wanna lose ya, I wanna keep ya
Put your little hand in mine and look into my eyes, baby eyes

Oh, you make me wanna listen to music again
Yeah, you make me wanna listen to music again

There had been many moons before I met ya
And I ain't going nowhere
And now you give me back my raison d'être
And I'm inspired again

And I know in some ways we're kinda evil
Got my roots and you've got ties
But my heart's no stranger to upheaval
Put your little hand in mine and look into my eyes, baby eyes

Oh, you make me wanna listen to music again
Yeah, you make me wanna listen to music again

Ahhh music again
Look in to my eyes, very eyes
I just wanna listen to music again
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah wooh oh hey!

I'm so sick of living for other people
Took meeting you to realize
I don't wanna lose ya, I wanna keep ya
Put your little hand in mine and look into my eyes, very eyes, whoa

Oh, you make me wanna listen to music again, whoa
Yeah, you make me wanna listen to music again, whoa
Oh, you make me wanna listen to music again, whoa
Yeah, you make me wanna listen to music again.


Along with I Dreamed a Dream (that Susan Boyle album), my grandparents got For Your Entertainment for Christmas. By popular demand, I burned copies of both. When we booted up the latter in the car I was surprised, to say the least, to find myself being, well, entertained (and wanting to listen to music again)! Sure, it's an arguably overproduced song that, as I understand it, apes a bit of "Touch You" or something like that, but whatev--like I said, originality's pretty much dead, but that doesn't necessarily mean there's no such thing as a good "new" ditty.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 26, 2009, 08:02:04 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F0%2F0c%2FAdam_Lambert_-_For_Your_Entertainment_-_2009.jpg&hash=1388771623ef2e266d81a42430ba79fe)

You got your grandparents this for Christmas? What kind of grandchild are you?

By the way LEAVE BRITNEY ADAM LAMBERT ALONE
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 26, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
Hey, whoa, I'm not the one who got it for them.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 27, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
Alright, you've been spared... For now.

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night
Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall.
She sees the bartender in a pool of blood,
Cries out, "My God, they killed them all!"
Here comes the story of the Hurricane,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin' that he never done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could've been
The champion of the world.

Three bodies lyin' there does Patty see
And another man named Bello, movin' around mysteriously.
"I didn't do it," he says, and he throws up his hands
"I was only robbin' the register, I hope you understand.
I saw them leavin'," he says, and he stops
"One of us had better call up the cops."
And so Patty calls the cops
And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashin'
In the hot New Jersey night.

Meanwhile, far away in another part of town
Rubin Carter and a couple of friends are drivin' around.
Number one contender for the middleweight crown
Had no idea what kinda [dukar] was about to go down
When a cop pulled him over to the side of the road
Just like the time before and the time before that.
In Paterson that's just the way things go.
If you're black you might as well not show up on the street
'Less you wanna draw the heat.

Alfred Bello had a partner and he had a rap for the cops.
Him and Arthur Dexter Bradley were just out prowlin' around
He said, "I saw two men runnin' out, they looked like middleweights
They jumped into a white car with out-of-state plates."
And Miss Patty Valentine just nodded her head.
Cop said, "Wait a minute, boys, this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though this man could hardly see
They told him that he could identify the guilty men.

Four in the mornin' and they haul Rubin in,
Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs.
The wounded man looks up through his one dyin' eye
Says, "Wha'd you bring him in here for? He ain't the guy!"
Yes, here's the story of the Hurricane,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin' that he never done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could've been
The champion of the world.

Four months later, the ghettos are in flame,
Rubin's in South America, fightin' for his name
While Arthur Dexter Bradley's still in the robbery game
And the cops are puttin' the screws to him, lookin' for somebody to blame.
"Remember that murder that happened in a bar?"
"Remember you said you saw the getaway car?"
"You think you'd like to play ball with the law?"
"Think it might-a been that fighter that you saw runnin' that night?"
"Don't forget that you are white."

Arthur Dexter Bradley said, "I'm really not sure."
Cops said, "A poor boy like you could use a break
We got you for the motel job and we're talkin' to your friend Bello
Now you don't wanta have to go back to jail, be a nice fellow.
You'll be doin' society a favor.
That sonofa***** is brave and gettin' braver.
We want to put his ass in stir
We want to pin this triple murder on him
He ain't no Gentleman Jim."

Rubin could take a man out with just one punch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much.
It's my work, he'd say, and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail.
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.

All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.
The judge made Rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums
To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the black folks he was just a crazy ******.
No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.
And though they could not produce the gun,
The D.A. said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-white jury agreed.

Rubin Carter was falsely tried.
The crime was murder "one," guess who testified?
Bello and Bradley and they both baldly lied
And the newspapers, they all went along for the ride.
How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some fool's hand?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land
Where justice is a game.

Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Rubin sits like Buddha in a ten-foot cell
An innocent man in a living hell.
Yes, that's the story of the Hurricane,
But it won't be over till they clear his name
And give him back the time he's done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could've been
The champion of the world...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on December 27, 2009, 08:51:42 PM
When our weary world was young
The struggle of the ancients first began.
The gods of Love and Reason
Sought alone to rule the fate of Man.

They battled through the ages,
But still neither force would yield.
The people were divided,
Every soul a battlefield.

"I bring truth and understanding,
I bring wit and wisdom fair,
Precious gifts beyond compare.
We can build a world of wonder,
I can make you all aware.

I will find you food and shelter,
Show you fire to keep you warm
Through the endless winter storm.
You can live in grace and comfort
In the world that you transform."

The people were delighted
Coming forth to claim their prize
They ran to build their cities
And converse among the wise.

But one day the streets fell silent,
Yet they knew not what was wrong.
The urge to build these fine things
Seemed not to be so strong.

The wise men were consulted,
And the Bridge of Death was crossed
In quest of Dionysus,
To find out what they had lost.

"I bring love to give you solace,
In the darkness of the night,
In the Heart's eternal light.
You need only trust your feelings;
Only love can steer you right.

I bring laughter, I bring music,
I bring joy and I bring tears.
I will soothe your primal fears.
Throw off those chains of reason
And your prison disappears."

The cities were abandoned,
And the forests echoed song.
They danced and lived as brothers;
They knew love could not be wrong.

Food and wine they had aplenty
And they slept beneath the stars.
The people were contented
And the Gods watched from afar.

But the winter fell upon them
And it caught them unprepared,
Bringing wolves and cold starvation,
And the hearts of men despaired.

The Universe divided
As the Heart and Mind collided,
With the people left unguided
For so many troubled years.
In a cloud of doubts and fears,
Their world was torn asunder into hollow Hemispheres.

Some fought themselves, some fought each other.
Most just followed one another,
Lost and aimless like their brothers,
For their hearts were so unclear,
And the truth could not appear.
Their spirits were divided into blinded Hemispheres.

Some who did not fight
Brought tales of old to light.
My Rocinante sailed by night
On her final flight.

To the heart of Cygnus' fearsome force
We set our course.
Spiralled through that timeless space
To this immortal place.

I have memory and awareness,
But I have no shape or form.
As a disembodied spirit,
I am dead and yet unborn.

I have passed into Olympus
As was told in tales of old,
To the city of Immortals,
Marble white and purest gold.

I see the gods in battle rage on high,
Thunderbolts across the sky.
I cannot move, I cannot hide,
I feel a silent scream begin inside.

Then all at once the chaos ceased.
A stillness fell, a sudden peace.
The warriors felt my silent cry
And stayed their struggle, mystified.

Apollo was astonished;
Dionysus thought me mad.
But they heard my story further,
And they wondered, and were sad.

Looking down from Olympus
On a world of doubt and fear,
Its surface splintered
Into sorry Hemispheres.

They sat a while in silence,
Then they turned at last to me.
"We will call you Cygnus,
The god of Balance you shall be."

We can walk our road together
If our goals are all the same.
We can run alone and free
If we pursue a different aim.

Let the truth of love be lighted,
Let the love of truth shine clear.
Sensibility, armed with sense and liberty,
With the Heart and Mind united in a single perfect Sphere.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 27, 2009, 10:36:58 PM
Con le mani colme di fiori raccolti
li lascio su questo lago

La luce, nel buio, si specchia nell' acqua
e le lune, ecco, son due

Se offro tanti fiori rosa
alla luna che brilla
inizierà il viaggio

Sale il vento, il bosco canta
La luce della luna mi guida, sicura,
verso il prossimo mondo

Ma anche se cancellerà
tutto di bianco
non ho paura

perché qui sono
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 27, 2009, 11:22:22 PM
Para bailar la bamba,
Para bailar la bamba,
Se necesita una poca de gracia.
Una poca de gracia para mi para ti.
Arriba y arriba
Y arriba y arriba, por ti sere,
Por ti sere.
Por ti sere.

Yo no soy marinero.
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan.
Soy capitan.
Soy capitan.

la-la-bamba,
la-la-bamba,
la-ba-bamba,
la...

Para bailar la bamba,
Para bailar la bamba,
Se necesita una poca de gracia.
Una poca de gracia para mi para ti.
Arriba, arriba.

Para bailar la bamba,
Para bailar la bamba,
Se necesita una poca de gracia.
Una poca de gracia para mi para ti.
Arriba y arriba
Y arriba y arriba, por ti sere,
Por ti sere.
Por ti sere.

la-la-bamba.
la-la-bamba.
la-la-bamba...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on December 27, 2009, 11:26:02 PM
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger club
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
who's chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooyy....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodedreP nu yos
[It's the Chorus backwards]

(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Nlehh...)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 27, 2009, 11:30:59 PM
Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on December 27, 2009, 11:35:48 PM
La la la la
La la la la
Elmo's World (da da da)
La la la la
La la la la
Elmo's World
Elmo likes his goldfish
His crayon too
That's Elmo's World!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 28, 2009, 12:58:18 AM
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Toad on December 28, 2009, 01:00:48 AM
It's the Mister Skullhead show
Starring him, Mister Skullhead

*I don't remember the rest..*
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 28, 2009, 07:07:05 AM
Wasted youth! Wasted youth!

I remember everything!
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen
And I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel!
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red!
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar
And I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor!
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader!
Smashed it against the hood of a car!
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson!
The Harley howled in pain,
The guitar howled in heat!
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly, I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar
Crashing down upon the center of the bed
My father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy!
What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God[darnit], Daddy!
You know I love you
But you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!"


Not a song, per se, but it makes a heck of an intro.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 28, 2009, 07:48:01 AM
Depadepadepadepadepadepadepadepadepa
NOT ROY

Depadepadepadepadepadepadepadepadepa
NOT ROY

Thiiiiiiiiiis is a castle
But it's not Roy's one!

Depadepadepadepadepadepadepadepadepa
NOT ROY

Depadepadepadepadepadepadepadepadepa
NOT ROY

Yeeeeeees, it's a castle!
No! It's not Roy's one!

NOT ROY'S!
not roy's

NOT ROY'S!
not roy's

The castle's not Roy's!!

Bupadupadoopldoopldoopl

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY NOT ROOOOOOOOOY
THE CASTLLLLLLEEEE THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO--

NOT ROY NOT ROY NOT ROY NOT ROY NOT ROY NOT ROY NOT ROY

roooooooooooooREEEEEEroooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEErooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEEroooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEErooooo

IF YOUUUUU SAW THIS CASTLE
AND THOUGHT IT'S ROOOOY'S OOONE

roooooooooooooREEEEEEroooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEErooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEEroooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEErooooo

YOOOOOUUU WOULD BE WRONG MATE
CUZ IT'S NOT ROOOOOY'S OOOOONE

IT ISN'T ROY'S ONE!
NOT EVEN CLOSE MATE
SINCE IT'S NOT ROY'S ONE
WE THOUGHT WE'D MAKE IT OUR ONE!


roooooooooooooREEEEEEroooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEErooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEEroooooo
roooooooooooooREEEEEErooooo

(. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uoocj_MXpw))
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 28, 2009, 07:48:43 AM
Water, Water Everywhere and not a drop to spare
Water in the ground, Water in the air
Though it may evaporate it never goes away
It snows on top the mountain, melts and flows into the bay

Animals need water, People need it too
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you

Now you can take a shower in it, You can wash your hair
You can wash your clothes or wash your teddy bear
Really clean water is gettin’ kinda rare
If we want to keep it, People have to care!

Animals need water, People need it too
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you

Now water is rain, Water’s a flood
Water turns dirt into mud
Sometime water’s blue, Sometimes water’s green
Sometimes water’s dirty and sometimes water’s clean

Animals need water, People need it too
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you

Now they say the ocean’s filling up with stuff like DDT
It shows up in the fish and then in you and me
If we drink too much of it we’ll wind up in bed
If we drink enough of it we may wind up dead!

Animals need water, People need it too
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you
Animals need water, People need it too
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you
Keep it clean for me and I’ll keep it clean for you
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 28, 2009, 07:51:54 AM
Well, me known for eating cookie,
When me don't, they shout,
"Look, he trying to throw loyal fans a curve!
What he doing eating fish,
Or vegetable dish?
Man, he sure got a lot of nerve!"

Well, me answer you straight,
When me filling up plate,
Taking only cookies all wrong!
'Cause you also got to eat
Fruit or veggies and meat
If you want to be healthy and strong!

Word up!

Healthy food!
Boy, it taste so good.
Me one healthy dude
'Cause me eat healthy food.
(Me love it!) Boiled or stewed,
(Me love it!) Whole or chewed.
You'd feel just great if you'd
Eat some healthy food!

Me promise that when you eat varied menu,
You get more out of every meal.
You need balanced diet,
Come on and try it!
Not believe how great you'll feel!

Munch some carrots or beans
Or poultry or greens,
Along with your chocolate chip.
And banana or plum
Will make you go, "Yum!"
Nutrition: it really hip!

Girls!

Healthy food!
Boy, it taste so good.
Me one healthy dude
'Cause me eat healthy food.
(Me love it!) Boiled or stewed,
(Me love it!) Whole or chewed.
You'd feel just great if you'd
Eat some healthy food!

There broiled spring chicken,
Grapes ripe for picking,
And swordfish, tuna and trout.
And apple and cherry,
And all kinds of berry,
And broccoli and Brussel sprout!

There lettuce, tomato,
Boiled new potato,
There spinach and celery and beet.
Milk and honey and cheese,
Peanuts, peppers, and peas,
Pears and peaches and cream of wheat!

Healthy food!
Boy, it taste so good.
Me one healthy dude
'Cause me eat healthy food.
(Me love it!) Boiled or stewed,
(Me love it!) Whole or chewed.
You'd feel just great if you'd
Eat some healthy food!

Healthy food!
Boy, it taste so good.
Me one healthy dude
'Cause me eat healthy food.
(Me love it!) Boiled or stewed,
(Me love it!) Whole or chewed.
You'd feel just great if you'd
Eat some healthy food!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 28, 2009, 07:56:51 AM
Now what starts with the letter "C"?
"Cookie" starts with "C"!
Let's think of other things that starts with "C"!
Uh. . .Uh. . . Who cares about da other things?!

"C" is for Cookie that's good enough for me,
"C" is for cookie that's good enough for me,
"C" is for cookie that's good enough for me,
Oh! cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C"!

"C" is for Cookie that's good enough for me,
"C" is for cookie that's good enough for me,
"C" is for cookie that's good enough for me,
Oh! cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C"!

Hey, You know what? A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a "C"
A round donut with one bite out of it also looks like a "C" but it is not as good as a cookie
Oh, and the moon sometimes looks like a "C" but you can't eat that
So...

"C" is for Cookie that's good enough for me,
"C" is for cookie that's good enough for me,
"C" is for cookie that's good enough for me,
Oh! cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C"!

Cookie Cookie Cookie Starts with "C"
Cookie Cookie Cookie Starts with "C"
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on December 28, 2009, 07:59:42 AM
Got an axe in the duffel bag, a couple of [bundle of sticks]s,
Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled n gagged
Wrapped in bubble wrap, two lesbians ahh
couple hustler mags, now grab the Pez Dispenser,
fill it up to the max with muscle relaxers,
The governor of Alaska, She lusts when I ask her,
To shove my polaski sausage up in her ass huh,
while we hover over Nebraska,
Shooting at the ****ing buffalo pasture,
in the helicopter, man I can't **** her no faster,
she's screaming grab my titties, Shady suck on those *******s,
But I ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after,
I'm a gigolo, But Ya'll look like the juggalo rapper,
Everyday man I just seem to get a little bit doper

[dukar]

Back down,
Man I'd rather lick on a scrotum,
And eat the ****ing octa Mom's ***** lips with some okra,
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg, Sizzle with Oprah,
While bossy ***** farts and takes a **** on the sofa,
Getting home and play dick swords with the Jonas Brothers,
Your mother****ing mothers are roamers, like no other,
I keep thinking of her smothered in soma's...

Its Chemical Warfare, Drop bombs like sadam,
I'm bringing the drama, like Barrack Obama,
Playing Rock em' Sock em' Robots with the Octo Mama,
I'm vato loco, homie I'll cock those llamas

co-written by dc808's joke board
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 28, 2009, 08:10:52 AM
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Halle-lujah!

Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Halle-lujah!

Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Halle-lujah!

For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!

Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!

For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!

Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!

For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!
For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!
For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!
Hallelujah!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 28, 2009, 10:00:30 AM
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 28, 2009, 10:34:58 AM
Seven o'clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says "Is this Behind the Music
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know.
Say, it's gettin' late...what you wanna do for dinner?

She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."

She said "So what do you have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refrigerator?"

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "OK."

"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"

And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."

I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...

...And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an idea
I says "I know what we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors

Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway

Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!

Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?

Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order

There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, What you trying to do, blind me?"

My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."

Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."

Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"

I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!

I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...

...Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it."

Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."

She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"

"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge."

"Oh." And that's all
I could say, was "Oh."
And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know.

You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"

Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?

She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry.

I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.

He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents."

So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio...

[Song plays]

[Click] Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake.

Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said "Um,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth."

She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."

Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost.
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."

Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's like,
"Well, well that'll be five eighty two."
I turn around to my wife, and say
"How much have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess."
So she reaches into her purse
And busts out the American Express

I hand it to the lady
And she says "Oh, dear.
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here."

I took back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks.

I said "I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?

And I said "Nevermind,
Just help me to find some change..."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...

And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long."

We looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between he seats

Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "OK
Forget the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my change
Pick up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene."

And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him

And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"

I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight."

And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!"

So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger

And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 28, 2009, 01:40:18 PM
Must... resist... posting... the whole R. Kelly song...

Anyways, I now present to you one of the rarest tracks in the Beatles' library, and for good reason:

She looks as an African queen,
She eating twelve chapattis and cream,
She taste as Mongolian lamb,
She coming from Aldebaran
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
She like to be married with Yeti,
He grooving such cooky spaghetti,
She jumping as Mexican bean,
To make that her body more thin
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
She catch Patagonian pancakes
With that one and gin party makes
She having all the ways good contacts,
She making with apple and contract
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
All together now:
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame, what, what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame
Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame
Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame
Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane, Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane, what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane, what a shame
She looks as an African queen, she taste as Mongolian lamb
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 28, 2009, 03:11:00 PM
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 28, 2009, 08:51:34 PM
In honour of Weekly Releases...

On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
And if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
'Cause ev'ry hand's a winner and ev'ry hand's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

And when he'd finished speakin', he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 28, 2009, 09:38:18 PM
dc808's joke board

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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 29, 2009, 07:22:16 AM
In this world we find ourselves
Searching for one common goal
A greater mystery revealed
The universe inside our souls

Gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow

(Huh!)

Travel through the universe
Destination near and far
Find the energy we seek
To take us up into the stars
Gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow
Rock, rock, rock and roll from the soul
Said you gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow
Rock, rock, rock and roll from the soul
Said you gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow
Rock, rock, rock and roll from the soul
Said you gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow
Rock, rock, rock and roll from the soul
Said you gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow
(That's right)
Rock, rock, rock and roll from the soul
Said you gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow
Said you gotta keep it goin'
Said you gotta keep it goin'
Rock, rock, rock and roll
(That's right)
Rock, rock, rock and roll from the soul,
Said you gotta keep it goin' and go with the flow!


For a free GH DLC song, this is pretty good.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 29, 2009, 07:41:49 AM
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all--
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all--
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way
With courage I can face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place
Come with me the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all--
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all--
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Yeeeaa!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 29, 2009, 07:52:46 AM
In this world you've got to be strong
You've got to fight to keep your spirit alive
And you might feel like there is
nothing left to go for and fight for
But it's the fight that keeps us ready and on guard

Even I can feel feel the power
When I think of him
I see no fear, feel no pain

Forever he will be my hero
(Better believe he knows the way)
And not just only for tonight

And now that I'm not just a dreamer
(And I know I got what he's got)
And not just only for tonight

I've got power
I'm gonna fight to win
I'm gonna fight to the end

Even I can feel the power
When I think of him
I see no fear, feel no pain

Forever he will be my hero
(Better believe he knows the way)
And not just only for tonight

And now that I'm not just a dreamer
(And I know I got what he's got)
And not just only for tonight

Forever he will be my hero
(Forever he will be my hero)
And now that I'm not just a dreamer
(And now that I'm not just a dreamer)

Forever he will be my hero
(Forever he will be my hero)
And now that I'm not just a dreamer
(And now that I'm not just a dreamer)

Forever he will be my hero
And now that I'm not just a dreamer
Forever he will be my hero
And now that I'm not just a dreamer
Forever he will be my hero
And now that I'm not just a dreamer
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 29, 2009, 08:02:18 AM
Turtlekid: There was a concert for local bands at my school one time and they were playing that in-between sets, or something, for some reason. I guess that's hipsters for you...?

This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence,
There's more than meets the eye 'round here, look to the waters of the deep
A city of evil
There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head
Symbolic woman sits on his throne, but hatred strips her and leaves her naked.
The Beast and the Harlot

She's a dwelling place for demons
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
And makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh with pearls
Her plagues have come all at once as her mourners watch her burn
Destroyed in an hour
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky
The Beast and the Harlot

She's a dwelling place for demons
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
And makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings
Fallen now is Babylon the Great

The day has come for all us sinners
If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground
Flee the burning, greedy city
Lookin' back on her to see there's nothing around

I don't believe in fairytales and no one wants to go to hell
You've made the wrong decision and it's easy to see
Now if you wanna serve above or be a king below with us
You're welcome to the city where your future is set forever

She's a dwelling place for demons
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
And makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings
Fallen now is Babylon the Great

She's a dwelling place for demons
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, eery filthy bird
And makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.


I confess: I bought this song, but only because I got a $25 iTunes gift card for Christmas and I remember liking the chorus from GH:SH.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ninjap00 on December 29, 2009, 10:23:49 AM
Enemy, lasagna,
Robust, below, wax,
Semiautomatic, aqua,
Accompany, slacks,
Why, coffee, gymnastic,
Motorcycle, unibrow,
Existential, plastic,
Extra, nightly, cow,

[darn],
Jettison, goodbye, through,
Everything, center, who,
Spidery, concubine,
Pale,
Lickity-split, remorse,
Vitamin, after, force,
Already, nested, human, wine

Flight,
Luminary, uprise,
Entanglement, broke,
Unsophisticated, clockwise,
Holiday, way, smoke,
Abundant, various,
Metaphorically, applause,
Underneath, hilarious,
Oxymoron, claws

Rectangular,
Awkward, hurt,
Million, controvert,
Never, undressing, sneer,
Blue,
Therapy, fall, inside,
Father, dethrone, applied,
Guillotine, apprehensive, engineer

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
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Word Disassociation

Prance,
Omelette,
Stalking,
Chimney-sweep,
Eleven,
Hatred,
Earmuff,
Okay,
Rathskeller,
My,
Elusive,
Hula,
Yellow,
Sketching,
Creamy,
Helium,
Gentlemanly,
Communique

Flouncy,
Panicky, redundant,
Psychedelic, while,
Raisin, terrible, abundant,
Polyurethane, smile,
Scrumptious, mechanical,
Jungle, uncle, wish,
Paleobotanical, backwards, licorice

Truth,
Medical, entertain,
Cleverly, porridge, brain,
Jellyfish, fingernail,
Agnostic,
Oppressive, wall,
Platypus, parasol,
Sauntering, sawdust
Opera, monorail, playing...

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
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Letter, no, sly, violin, dust-bunny, explode, serenade, why, spoil, play, drip, skullduggery, freezer, monocle, pelican, cool, milk, freak, tongue, television, staple-gun, mellow, face, bubblegum, periscope, fight, silly, elephant, akimbo, paranoia, sever, maybe, crush, toy, spoon, melt, feather, clear, king, weird, space, love, domino, reality, apostrophe

(Word Disassociation Word Disassociation Word Disassociation...)

Dollar, jade, velocity, meringue, assuming, gentle, mister, advertisement, suitcase, pining, lobsters, over, murderous, distraction, flames, imposter, a-cappella, crouch, about, bionic, ruby, quickly, antidisestablishmentarianism

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 29, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
Well, so much for me thinking the dumbest idea for a song wasn't taken yet (well, heck, maybe it's catchy...).

The working man's day wage, just **** it away
Leaves it out in the weather

Familiar, he said, times two breeds contempt
Wash your hands of it forever

Violence it ripped through the old dogwood fence
See the hope, seen unravel

Drunk brother said he could reason with them
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied

The picture was left on the front porch, the back said
I love you, don't you ever think of me?

If my body knows then to hell with my soul
We don't even know the difference

The dead folks in the clouds, for crying out loud
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied

And why, did we live so long?
So long
So long

The house is not the same since we left it that day
Old friends seem to wander
But our parents hands cigarettes, wedding bands
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied

And why, did we live so long?
So long
So long

While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied
While they lied at night, they lied at night, while they lied
Oh...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 29, 2009, 06:12:36 PM
OY'M 'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM,
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM, I AM.
I GORT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOH,
SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIME BEFOH.
AND EVERY ONE WAS AN 'ENNERY ('ENNERY!)
SHE WOULDN'T 'AVE A WILLIE OR A SAM (NO SAM!)
OY'M 'ER EIGHTH OLD MAN, I'M 'ENNERY
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM!

SECOND VUHSS, SAME AS THE FUHST!

OY'M 'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM,
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM, I AM.
I GORT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOH,
SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFOH.
AND EVERY ONE WAS AN 'ENNERY ('ENNERY!)
SHE WOULDN'T 'AVE A WILLIE OR A SAM (NO SAM!)
OY'M 'ER EIGHTH OLD MAN, I'M 'ENNERY
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM!

(YE OLDE GUITAH SOLO)

OY'M 'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM,
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM, I AM.
I GORT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOH,
SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIME BEFOH.
AND EVERY ONE WAS AN 'ENNERY ('ENNERY!)
SHE WOULDN'T 'AVE A WILLIE OR A SAM (NO SAM!)
OY'M 'ER EIGHTH OLD MAN, I'M 'ENNERY
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM!

AYCH - EE - EN - AH - WOY!

'ENNERY ('ENNERY)
'ENNERY ('ENNERY)
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM, I AM,
'ENNERY THE EIGHTH I AM!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 30, 2009, 08:02:31 AM
I am suddenly reminded of that Monty Python sketch where these women were singing about King George III

Here we stand or here we fall
History won't care at all
Make the bed light the light
Lady Mercy won't be home tonight, yeah

You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
It comes to you as to us all
We're just waiting for the hammer to fall

Oh every night and every day
A little piece of you is falling away
But lift your face the Western Way
Build your muscles as your body decays, yeah

Toe your line and play their game, yeah
Let the anesthetic cover it all
'Til one day they call your name
You know it's time for the hammer to fall

Rich or poor or famous
For your truth it's all the same (oh, no, oh no)
Lock your door the rain is pouring
Through your window pane (oh no)
Baby, now your struggle's all in vain

For we who grew up tall and proud
In the shadow of the mushroom cloud
Convinced our voices can't be heard
We just wanna scream it louder and louder louder

What the hell we fighting for?
Just surrender and it won't hurt at all
You just got time to say your prayers
While you're waiting for the hammer to hammer to fall

It's gonna fall
Hammer... you know... hammer to fall
While you're waiting for the hammer to fall

Give it to me one more time!


The album's age could be a factor, but my dad's copy of Classic Queen does not have "Killer Queen" or "We Are the Champions".
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on December 30, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
Both of those tracks are on Greatest Hits, the companion disc to Classic Queen. Without Greatest Hits, your (dad's) collection is sorely missing most of the group's best work.

This thing called love I just can't handle it
This thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love

This thing (this thing) called love (called love)
It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby
She knows how to Rock'n'Roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip!
Get on my tracks
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip!
Get on my tracks
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love I just can't handle it
This thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 30, 2009, 10:34:10 PM
Well, he does have this... it's either tapes or CDs, but it's this tall rectangular case that I think is called "Greatest Hits".
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on December 31, 2009, 05:53:30 PM
I... don't think this has been posted yet. I think.

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you

Don't stop me don't stop me don't stop me
Hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't stop me have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh Alright
I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna stop at all

La la la la laaaa
La la la la
La la laa laa laa laaa
La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!....
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: WarpRattler on December 31, 2009, 06:17:22 PM
I feel the rhythm more and more
I'd like to jump right on the floor
I feel the bass drum more and more
It's time for this

I feel the rhythm more and more (and more and more and more and more and more and more...)
I feel the bass drum more and more (and more and more and more and more and more and more...)
I feel the rhythm more and more
I'd like to jump right on the floor
I feel the bass drum more and more
It's time for this

(Ready
            for
                 takeoff.)
I feel the rhythm more and more
I'd like to jump right on the floor
I feel the bass drum more and more
It's time for this
I feel the rhythm more and more
I'd like to jump right on the floor
I feel the bass drum more and more
It's time for this
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 31, 2009, 06:23:12 PM
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Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 01, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
So I got my boots on
Got the right amount of leather 
And I'm doing me up with a black colored liner 
And I'm working my strut but I know it don't matter 
All we need in this world is some love 

There's a thin line between the dark side, 
And the light side, baby tonight 
It's a struggle gotta rumble, tryin'a find it

But If I had you
That would be the only thing I'd ever need 
Yeah, if I had you 
Then money, fame, and fortune never could compete 
If I had you, 
Life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy 
Yeah, if I had you 
You y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you 
If I had you 

From New York to LA getting high rock and rolling 
Get a room trash it up 'til it's ten in the morning 
Girls in stripper heels, boys rolling in Maseratis 
What they need in this world is some love 
There's a thin line between the wild time
And a flat-line, baby tonight 
It's a struggle gotta rumble, tryin'a find it 

But if I had you
That would be the only thing I'd ever need 
Yeah, if I had you
Then money, fame and fortune never could compete 
If I had you
Life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy 
Yeah, if I had you 
You y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you 
If I had-- 

The flashing of the lights 
It might feel so good 
But I got you stuck on my mind, yeah 
The flashing and the stage, it might get me high 
But it don't mean a thing tonight 

But if I had you
That would be the only thing I'd ever need 
Yeah, if I had you
Then money, fame and fortune never could compete 
If I had you
Life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy 
Yeah if I had you 
You y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you 
If I had you
That would be the only thing I'd ever need 
Yeah if I had you
Then money, fame and fortune never could compete 
(Never could compete with you) 
If I had you, life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy 
(It'd be ecstasy with you) 
Yeah, if I had you 
You y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you y-y-y-y-y-you 
If I had you.


This is the last Adam Lambert song, I promise. That chorus is just stuck in my head!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 01, 2010, 08:55:19 PM
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)

Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 02, 2010, 06:31:42 PM
I feel like I need to hear that song at some point.

To change your life, to lose your place in time
Contact. Asleep or awake
Coming around you may wake up to find

(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
Questions deep within your eyes
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
Now more than ever, you realize
(Ooo-ooo)

And then you sense a change
Nothin' feels the same
All your dreams are strange
Love comes walkin' in
Some kind of alien
Waits for the opening
Simply pulls a string

Another world, some other time
You lay your sanity on the line
Familiar faces, familiar sights
Reach back, remember with all your might

(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
Ooh, and there she stands in a silken gown
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
Silver lights shinin' down
(Ooo-ooo)

And then you sense a change
Nothin' feels the same
All your dreams are strange
Love comes walkin' in
Some kind of alien
Waits for the opening
Simply pulls a string
Love comes walkin' in

Oh, sleep and dream; that's all I crave
I travel far across the milky way
To my master I become a slave
'Til we meet again some other day

(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
Where silence speaks as loud as war
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
Earth returns to what it was before
(Ooo-ooo)

And then you sense a change
Nothin' feels the same
All your dreams are strange
Love comes walkin' in
Some kind of alien
Waits for the opening
Simply pulls a string
Love comes walkin' in

Love comes walkin' in
Baby, pull the string
Love comes walkin' in
Love comes walkin' in, yeah!
Huh-uh! Ye-ah, oh-oh oh


One of the few new-to-me songs (that I've listened to) on The Best of Both Worlds that I kind of like.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 02, 2010, 08:12:09 PM
I feel like I need to hear that song at some point.

You've never heard "U Can't Touch This"?! Return to the foreign dimension from whence you came posthaste! :0


She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best [darn] woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Tellin' me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Takin' more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quakin'
My mind was achin'
And we were makin' it and you -

Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

Workin' double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me, and come back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
'Cause the walls was shaking
The earth was quakin'
My mind was achin'
And we were makin' it and you -

Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
Then you were shakin' and you
Shook me all night loooong
Yeah you shook me
Well, you took me

You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ohh you shook me all night long
Yeah yeah you
Shook me all night long
Ya really took me and you
Shook me all night long

Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
All night long...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: nensondubois on January 02, 2010, 08:47:15 PM
I heard the men saying something
The captains tell they pay you well
And they say they need sailing men to
Show the way, and leave today
Was it you that said, "How long, how long?"

They say the sea turns so dark that
You know it's time, you see the sign
They say the point demons guard is
An ocean grave, for all the brave,
Was it you that said, "How long, how long,
How long to the point of know return?"

Your father, he said he needs you
Your mother, she says she loves you
Your brothers, they echo your words:
"How far to the point of know return?"
"Well, how long?"

Today I found a message floating
In the sea from you to me
It said that when you could see it
You cried with fear, the Point was near
Was it you that said, "How long, how long
To the Point of Know Return?"
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 02, 2010, 09:18:09 PM
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine.

We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 02, 2010, 10:48:23 PM
World turns black and white
Pictures in an empty room
Your love starts fallin' down
Better change your tune
Yeah, you reach for the golden ring
Reach for the sky
Baby, just spread your wings

We'll get higher and higher
Straight up we'll climb
We'll get higher and higher
Leave it all behind

Run, run, run away
Like a train runnin' off the track
Got the truth bein' left behind
Falls between the cracks
Standin' on broken dreams
Never losin' sight, ah
Well just spread your wings

We'll get higher and higher
Straight up we'll climb
We'll get higher and higher
Leave it all behind

So baby dry your eyes
Save all the tears you've cried
Oh, that's what dreams are made of
'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh, that's what dreams are made of

Yeah, we'll get higher and higher
Straight up we'll climb
Higher and higher
Leave it all behind
Oh, we'll get higher and higher
Who knows what we'll find?

So baby dry your eyes
Save all the tears you've cried
Oh, that's what dreams are made of
Oh baby, we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh, that's what dreams are made of

And in the end on dreams we will depend
'Cause that's what love is made of.


The beginning of the chorus of this one reminds me of the Gusty Garden Galaxy theme.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 10, 2010, 03:37:29 PM
Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 03:47:42 PM
Peace train soundin louder
Ride on the peace train,
Oh-Ah Ee-Ah-Oh-Ah
Get on the Peace train!

...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 10, 2010, 03:56:02 PM
Leaving such a great song unfinished is a travesty.

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be, something good has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train
Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again

Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be, something good has begun

Oh peace train sounding louder
Glide on the peace train
Come on now peace train
Yes, peace train holy roller

Everyone jump upon the peace train
Come on now peace train

Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too
Cause it's getting nearer, it soon will be with you

Now come and join the living, it's not so far from you
And it's getting nearer, soon it will all be true

Oh peace train sounding louder
Glide on the peace train
Come on now peace train

Now I've been crying lately, thinking about the world as it is
Why must we go on hating, why can't we live in bliss

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train
Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again

Oh peace train sounding louder
Glide on the peace train
Come on now peace train
Yes, peace train holy roller

Everyone jump upon the peace train
Come on peace train
Yes, it's the peace train



He sits in your room, his tomb, with a fist full of tacks
Preoccupied with his vengeance
Cursing the dead that can't answer him back
I'm sure that he has no intentions
Of looking your way, unless it's to say
That he needs you to test his inventions.

Can you please crawl out your window?
Use your arms and legs it won't ruin you
How can you say he will haunt you?
You can go back to him any time you want to.

He looks so truthful, is this how he feels
Trying to peel the moon and expose it
With his businesslike anger and his bloodhounds that kneel
If he needs a third eye he just grows it
He just needs you to talk or to hand him his chalk
Or pick it up after he throws it.

Can you please crawl out your window?
Use your arms and legs it won't ruin you
How can you say he will haunt you?
You can go back to him any time you want to.

Why does he look so righteous while your face is so changed
Are you frightened of the box you keep him in
While his genocide fools and his friends rearrange
Their religion of the little ten women
That backs up their views but your face is so bruised
Come on out the dark is beginning.

Can you please crawl out your window?
Use your arms and legs it won't ruin you
How can you say he will haunt you?
You can go back to him any time you want to.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 04:17:31 PM
heh, heh... Cat Stevens...
Thats all i can remember of that song...

 heres anther one...

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies' eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered my castles stand
upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalum bells are ringing
Roman Catholic choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword, my shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I cant explain
Once you know there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
Poeple couldn't believe what I'd become

Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a loney string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Catholic choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries on a foriegn field

For some reason I cant explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an Honest word
But that was when I ruled the world


Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 10, 2010, 06:22:26 PM
I can't decide whether I like that song enough, hype or no hype, to download it. I mean, I've got $7 or so iTunes money burning a hole in my digital pocket, so...

What have we done with innocence?
It disappeared with time, it never made much sense
Adolescent resident
Wasting another night on planning my revenge

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench

All this time to make amends
What do you do when all your enemies are friends?
Now and then I'll try to bend
Under pressure, wind up snapping in the end

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench

Temper
Temper
Temper

One last thing before I quit
I never wanted any more than I could fit
Into my head I still remember every single word
You said and all the [dukar] that somehow came along with it
Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was
Always caged and now I'm free!

Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench

Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench


I hear this song (well, the lead singer for Foo Fighters, rather) has some record for the longest sung in an exhaled breath.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 10, 2010, 07:02:29 PM
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me,
I did it my way".

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 07:07:11 PM
I can't decide whether I like that song enough, hype or no hype, to download it. I mean, I've got $7 or so iTunes money burning a hole in my digital pocket, so...
you better ... it took me forever to type all of those lyrics!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 10, 2010, 07:10:57 PM
Fox, you just made my day.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 07:29:58 PM
sure.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 11, 2010, 07:39:24 PM
All right, let's see how much I can remember without looking.

Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind **** America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the [bundle of sticks]got America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well, I tried...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 11, 2010, 07:53:45 PM
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Soorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 12, 2010, 04:45:20 PM
Shoo soo soo waah
Shwee daa
Shraa laa laa wee wheet doo saaw
Shraa laa laa haaw
Dweet dee blaa
Dweet dee saaw daa raaaw

Laa daa daa shree
Low kuu paa
Laa daa daa shraa
Wheet dee saaw
Laa daa daa raaw
Wee da da saaw pee paaw
Squidle ya doughbee
Squidle ya dhat doe bee bee

Wee daa raaw, saaw baa daa haaw
Saa laa raaw, saaw baa haaw, yaw
Wee daa saaw, haa baa daaw shraw
'nd raaw, 'pd paaw, sidle ya doughbee
Shraw tittle yaa doughbee
'ndweet, shooby splaw
Shaw baa laa raaw, sidle' yaa doot in dee splaa
Shaaw baa laa raaw, swwe willy plaaw
fri-lilly waaw, ee shwaaw
Fill-lilly doo daa laa ba, doodl-la-da

Be-be dootn' dwaydn' shwidlya-do-da-la-ba doodle-ya-d'
Be-be dootn' bidnn dooblle-ya lnn doodle-ya-doo-lay
Dah-bay dootin' la-diddle-ditn' doo-la-la bey do-lay dotin' dwee-bee
Day-ton doo-ba-la la ren-den di-di-la-la-ren doh-day dootin'
Dway-pee-papi papi papi, Daw-pee dapi dapi dapi
Retibala to-ta-la-ba trid'ln tra-la,
Da-ba-la-ra fay tid'la tee-la-ba tridle-ya dotin' dwee-bee
do-do-dohtin' didle'-ya dotin' dwee-bay dotin' dwee-bay

Shree shraw haaw, shraw-ba-la-ra shaw-la-raw sa-la, eep sid'le ya-plaw-me
Shraw saw raw, shaw ba-da-raw ba-la-raw ba-la-
Swaaw sidle' ya-dee-bee, raw sidle' ya-dough-be-do dwee sidle' ya-dotin' do swaaw
La-be dotin' dwee swidle' ya-dotin' do raw
Sha-la-la-swaw, shaw-la-la-plaaaaw ee-daa
Sidle' ya-do da, dwit'n do-rrrraaaw

Swee shaaw raw, sa-ba-da-raw sa-la-raw sa-la haaw-daw
Shraw daw saw, sha-ba-da-raw, sa-la-ra-sa-la
Haaw didle' ya-da-da, draw sidle' ya-dough-be dotin'
Dway sidle' ya-dweetin' de-splaw
Dough-dough dotin' dwaitin' spwidle'-ya do-do-do traw
Low-bay dootin' dawy sidle'-ya-do-da-la-pay
Didl'e-ya dootin' whhat me
be-be dotin', be-bay dotin'
Dweetin' de-shraawwww! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm7SKIlyNuU)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 14, 2010, 08:01:18 PM
There may not be an answer to this tune
Why the sky is blue
Is the change in me all true
Now that you are next to me I have no fears
And all I know is that I want to be with you
Sometimes it's easy to
Forget the times we weep
The moment makes us weak
And all the shame I seek
Memories exist for all the precious days my heart still wants to keep
Somewhere deep inside of me

A lullaby for you
Don't you worry baby
I'll be here by your side
May tomorrow be wonderful too
Close to you I hope to stay
Endlessly from today
Even through cloudy days
You are not alone

Sweet dreams I do not see
'Cause darkness scares me
Is it because I'm still fifteen
Or the loneliness in me
Wish I may I wish I might
Sleep soundly through the windy nights
Just to dream of you tonight
A lullaby for you
Stars will always gracefully watch over 'till it's bright
May tomorrow be wonderful too
Take my hands and promise me
That we'll be all right
Finding a place to feel at home
You are not alone
Maybe I'll turn back to stay
Where I came from only yesterday
Whisper that the past is gone eternally

A lullaby for you
Don't you worry baby
I'll be here by your side
May tomorrow be wonderful too
Close to you I hope to stay
Endlessly from today
Even through cloudy days
You are not alone
You are not alone
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 14, 2010, 09:28:13 PM
If you're listening to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong
But they're not
He just wrote it like that

When you're listening late at night
You may think the band are not quite right
But they are, They just play it like that

It doesn't really matter what chords I play
What words I say or time of day it is
As it's only a Northern song.

It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear
Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
When it's only a Northern song.

If you think the harmony
Is a little dark and out of key
You're correct, Is nobody there
and I told you is no one there
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 14, 2010, 10:06:45 PM
WeeGee: If you typed those Shooby Taylor lyrics up yourself, and I suspect you did, I bow my head in approval.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 14, 2010, 10:31:04 PM
I hate to disappoint, but... (http://www.shooby.com/lyrics/liftEveryVoice.html)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 15, 2010, 12:59:02 AM
Okay, back to hating this thread 100%.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 16, 2010, 01:33:12 AM
What can I say? I aim to please.


There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
and it makes me wonder
really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, Ooh, it makes me wonder

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can't you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all, yeah
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 16, 2010, 07:47:22 AM
I'm packed and I'm holding
I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden and
She lives for me, she says she lives for me
Ovation, she's got her own motivation
She comes round and she goes down on me
And I make her smile, It's like a drug for you
Do ever what you want to do
Coming over you
Keep on smiling
What we go through
One stop to the rhythm that divides you
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
Chop another line like a coda with a curse
And I come on like a freak show takes the stage
We give them the games we play, she said

I want something else to get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say goodbye

The sky it was gold, it was rose
I was taking sips of it through my nose
And I wish I could get back there
Some place back there
Smiling in the pictures you would take
Doing crystal myth
Will lift you up until you break
It won't stop
I won't come down, I keep stock
With a tick-tock rhythm and a bump for the drop
And then I bumped up. I took the hit I was given
Then I bumped again
And then I bumped again
How do I get back there to
The place where I fell asleep inside you?
How do I get myself back to
The place where you said

I want something else to get me through this
semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say goodbye

I believe in the sand beneath my toes
The beach gives a feeling
An earthy feeling
I believe in the faith that grows
And the four right chords can make me cry
When I'm with you I feel like I could die
And that would be all right,
All right, when the plane came in
She said she was crashing
The velvet it rips
In the city we tripped
On the urge to feel alive
But now I'm struggling to survive
The days you were wearing
That velvet dress
You're the priestess
must confess
Those little red panties
They pass the test
Slide up around the belly
Face down on the mattress
One
Now you hold me
And we're broken
Still it's all that I want to do
Feel myself with a head made of the ground
I'm scared but I'm not coming down
And I won't run for my life
She's got her jaws just locked now in smile
But nothing is all right
All right

I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say goodbye
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 17, 2010, 03:31:30 PM
Took the high dive into your brain
And you made your lonely calls
You just might wear your welcome out
If you don’t let it go
There’s nothing that you couldn’t say
'Cause you’ve said it all before
I think it’s time you walked this lonely road
all on your own

It’s your cold day in the sun
Looks like your bleeding heart has already won

I wish I could take it away
And save you from yourself
You get so lost inside your head like no one else
Are you looking for someone to blame?
Did you blame me all along?
You’ll take the heat
But you would never take the fall

It’s your cold day in the sun
Looks like your bleeding heart has already won

You’re so afraid that you are the only one
You are the only one
You know

Don’t be afraid 'cause you’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
I know
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 17, 2010, 04:22:13 PM
Holly came from Miami, Fla.,
Hitchhiked her way across the USA.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was she - she said:

Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybodys darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head - she said

Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
And the coloured girls go, doo dodoo...

Little Joe never once gave it away,
Ev'rybody had to pay and pay.
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York city is no place where they said:

Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
Looking for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo, you should have seen him go go go - they said:

Hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Jackie is just speeding away,
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash, Valium would have helped that bash - she said:

Hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
And the coloured girls go, doo dodoo...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 18, 2010, 10:17:43 AM
This is my town
Watch your step if you come around
I don't think I know you
Well, maybe its time to show you
This is my home
I will be standing here alone
If you think you’re ready, well
Come on in and ring the bell

Hello, Mr. Hill, finally you got your hit
Coming from the nowheres, lying across the clovers
Hello, Lady Slick, did you pull another trick?
Beautiful makeover make the perfect couple
Did you know, things don't come easy so

This is my town
Watch your step if you come around
I don't think I know you
Well, maybe it’s time to show you
This is my home
I will be standing here alone
And if you think you’re ready, well
Come on in and ring the bell

Hello, shiny suit, hanging out in the neighborhood
You think you’re such a pro, you know you’re just a (pop) blow
Hello, charming ghost, have you made your final toast?
Everything you say is just to see what you can give
Did you know things don't come easy so

This is my town
Watch your step if you come around
I don't think I know you so
Maybe its time to show you
This is my home
I will be standing here alone
And if you think you’re ready, well
Come on in and ring the bell

Ballistic stranger, rearrange her
I think we're in blowup danger!

This is my town
Watch your step if you come around
I don't think I know you
Maybe it’s time to show you
This is my home
I will be standing here alone
And if you think you’re ready, well
Come on in and ring the bell

Ring the bell
Ring the bell
Ring the bell
Ring the bell
Ring the bell

Come on in
Come on in
Come on in
Come on in
Come on in…


This is the song that plays during the trap-setting montage in Home Alone 3, and for some reason I just decided to look it up, having watched that movie a lot as a kid (and it was on TV a few weeks ago, but I digress). Apparently, it's "My Town" by Cartoon Boyfriend, and neither the song nor the band is anywhere to be found on Wikipedia (which, I must confess, I tend to use as a barometer for the notoriety of something).
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 26, 2010, 08:36:17 PM
Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie, I couldn't have tried any more
You led me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt

The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age
But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything
I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax
Oh Maggie, I couldn't have tried any more
You led me away from home, just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover and
mother what a lover, you wore me out
All you did was wreck my bed
and in the morning kick me in the head
Oh Maggie, I couldn't have tried anymore
You led me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone
You stole my heart, I couldn't leave you if I tried

I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin' hand
Oh Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart but I love you anyway

Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get on back home one of these days
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 26, 2010, 08:45:19 PM
When you are happy with laughter to spare,
Fun is twice as fun with someone to share.
When you are lonely and full of despair
Things aren't half as bad when somebody cares.

Maybe now you have figured it out,
That's what bein' a friend is about.

When you're lookin' for a shoulder you can cry on,
(Won't you think about me?)
When you're lookin' for someone you can rely on,
(Don't you ever doubt me!)

I'll be there someway somehow,
That's what bein' friends is about!

When you grow restless and want room to breathe,
I will give you all the space that you need.
And when you're ready for my company,
I will come around, just call on me.

Maybe now you have figured it out,
That's what bein' a friend is about.

When you need someone who feels the way you do,
(Won't you think about me?)
Someone who can pick you up when you are blue,
(Don't you ever doubt me!)

I'll be there someway somehow,
That's what bein' friends is about!

I'm your friend, till the end
Count on me.

In the sunshine and the rain,
Paradise and back again.
Count on me.

Let me be a friend in need,
Let me be a friend indeed.
Count on me.

And if you ask me, you know that it's true;
There is not a thing that I will not do!
I'll follow you to the ends of the earth,
That's how much I think our friendship is worth!

Maybe now you have figured it out,
That's what bein' a friend is about.

When there's something that you just don't understand,
(Won't you think about me?)
I'll be more than glad to lend a helping hand.
(Don't you ever doubt me!)

I'll be there someway, somehow,
That's what bein friends is about!

(Tell me all your secrets)
I will swear to keep them

(Let me know your problems)
I will help you solve them.

(When your heart is aching)
I will stop it breaking.

(When you are in danger)
I am your guardian angel.

(I will stand beside you)
Be the one to guide you.

(When your dreams are crumblin')
Call me, I'll come runnin'.

That's what friends are all about.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 26, 2010, 10:54:46 PM
Say, say, my playmate
Won’t you lay hands on me?
Mirror my malady
Transfer my tragedy
Got a curse I cannot lift
Shines when the sunset shifts
When the moon is round and full
Gotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish

My mind's aflame

We could jet in a stolen car
But I bet we wouldn't get too far
Before the transformation takes
And bloodlust tanks and
Crave gets slaked

My mind has changed my body's frame, but God, I like it
My heart’s aflame, my body's strained, but God, I like it
My mind has changed my body's frame, but God, I like it
My heart’s aflame, my body's strained, but God, I like it

Charge me your day rate
I’ll turn you out in kind
When the moon is round and full
Gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mongrel mind
Baby doll, I recognize
You're a hideous thing inside
If ever there were a lucky kind it's
You, you, you, you

I know it’s strange, another way to get to know you
You'll never know unless we go, so let me show you
I know its strange, another way to get to know you
We've got ‘till noon, here comes the moon
So let it show you
Show you now

Dream me, oh, dreamer
Down to the floor
Open my hands and let them weave into yours
Feel me, completer
Down to my core
Open my heart and let it bleed onto yours
Feeding on fever
Down all fours
Show you what all that howl is for

Hey, hey, my playmate
Let me lay waste to thee
Burned down their hanging trees
It's hot here, hot here, hot here, hot here
Got a curse we cannot lift
Shines when the sunset shifts
There's a cure comes with a kiss
The bite that binds, the gift that gives
Now that we got gone for good
Writhing under your riding hood
Tell your gramma and your mama too
It's true, true, true, true
(We're howling forever)
(We're howling forever)
We're howling forever


I am almost masochistically entertained by playing this on GH5--in any case, I find the subject matter inherently cool for some reason (though once I better understood what the lyrics were, I became strangely paranoid that this song was on the soundtrack for New Moon).
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: coolkid on January 27, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
Halls of Justice Painted Green
Money Talking
Power Wolves Beset Your Door
Hear Them Stalking
Soon You'll Please Their Appetite
They Devour
Hammer of Justice Crushes You
Overpower

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Apathy Their Stepping Stone
So Unfeeling
Hidden Deep Animosity
So Deceiving
Through Your Eyes Their Light Burns
Hoping to Find
Inquisition Sinking You
With Prying Minds

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Lady Justice Has Been Raped
Truth Assassin
Rolls of Red Tape Seal Your Lips
Now You're Done in
Their Money Tips Her Scales Again
Make Your Deal
Just What Is Truth? I Cannot Tell
Cannot Feel

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price We Pay
Nothing Can Save Us

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Such true lyrics.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 27, 2010, 06:48:03 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence.

"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence.

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Edud Drazil on January 29, 2010, 03:44:11 PM
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trats eht morf evah I taht wonk uoY
ybab ,enoyna naht erom oo-oo-uoy deen I-I-I

traeh ym kaerb t'nod ,pucrettuB )pu em dliub( pu em dliub oS
trats eht morf evah I taht wonk uoY
'nilrad ,enoyna naht erom )uoy deen I( uoy deen I
llits uoy evol I tub )lliw uoy yas( lliw uoy yas uoy nehW
ybab ,llac reven uoy )lla fo tsrow( lla fo tsrow neht dnA
dnuora em ssem dna )nwod em tel( nwod em tel ot tsuJ
ybab ,pucrettuB )pu em dliub( pu em dliub uoy od yhW

ooo-oo-ooo ,ooo-oo-ooO
uoy rof gnitiaw enohp eht ediseb eb ll'I
emoh eb ll'I )!yeh ,yeh ,yeH(
yppah uoy ekam ll'I dna emit elttil A )!yeh ,yeh ,yeH(
dnif ot yrt ,ybab ,ybaB )!yeh ,yeh ,yeH(

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erom eht lla uoy ot detcartta m'I ,eurtnu er'uoy hguohtlA
)had-had-hab( wonk em tel tsuj d'uoy fI
eroda uoy yob eht eb dluoc I tub yot ym erew uoY

traeh ym kaerb t'nod ,pucrettuB )pu em dliub( pu em dliub oS
trats eht morf evah I taht wonk uoY
'nilrad ,enoyna naht erom )uoy deen I( uoy deen I
llits uoy evol I tub )lliw uoy yas( lliw uoy yas uoy nehW
ybab ,llac reven uoy )lla fo tsrow( lla fo tsrow neht dnA
dnuora em ssem dna )nwod em tel( nwod em tel ot tsuJ
ybab ,pucrettuB )pu em dliub( pu em dliub uoy od yhW

ooo-oo-ooo ,ooo-oo-ooO
uoy rof gnitiaw enohp eht ediseb eb ll'I
emoh eb ll'I )!yeh ,yeh ,yeH(
yppah uoy ekam ll'I dna ,emit elttil A )!yeh ,yeh ,yeH(
dnif ot yrt ,ybab ,ybaB )!yeh ,yeh ,yeH(

niaga nwod em tel uoy ,uoy ton s'tI
erom yna ekat t'nac I ,rood eht ot nur I
)had-had-hab( neht dna dnuora tiaw I ,etal er'uoy tuB
niaga dna emit em dlot uoy ,"net ta revo eb ll'I"

traeh ym kaerb t'nod ,pucrettuB )pu em dliub( pu em dliub oS
trats eht morf evah I taht wonk uoY
'nilrad ,enoyna naht erom )uoy deen I( uoy deen I
llits uoy evol I tub )lliw uoy yas( lliw uoy yas uoy nehW
ybab ,llac reven uoy )lla fo tsrow( lla fo tsrow neht dnA
dnuora em ssem dna)nwod em tel( nwod em tel ot tsuJ
ybab ,pucrettuB )pu em dliub( pu em dliub uoy od yhW
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on January 29, 2010, 10:26:25 PM
You can't complain about factories leaving town, when there's not one around
Just an empty room full of dogs laughing and pointing you down
You don't know what I mean

If there's something wrong with being involved, tell my agent
He's between these fingers
A supporter of all that's bona fide
Unquestionable lies

Do you mind if I stand here and look like you?
Four out of five ain't bad
Some would say good
I would

Overrated like the word
I'm feeling sedated
This is absurd

Can I stop trying now?
I need to sit down

Nasally, I challenge you to a duel
I'm not kidding
Then let's make a pun about sense
Survey says I can handle more than you
I'm not kidding
Let's drop the talk and put “number five” on the line tonight
Five bucks say I'm right

Do you mind if I stand here and look like you?
Four out of five ain't bad
Four out of five ain't good either
Some would say good
I would

Overrated like the word
I'm feeling sedated
This is absurd

Can I stop trying now?
I need to sit down

Anosmium created on a whim
Discover the state of awareness that it puts you in
Darwin's acting gay
Giggling in his grave
Opening champagne
This day

“Can you smell the irony?”
“I can't say that I can”
“That's right, you're not enlightened like the rest, anomaly at best”

I like it jaded, I like it numb
I appreciate appreciating anosmium
Hold your breath and look around
You're still in the same town

Overrated like the word
I'm feeling sedated
This is absurd

Can I stop trying now?
I need to sit down
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 31, 2010, 08:19:06 PM
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out, it wears him out.
It wears him out, it wears…

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time
Oh, oh…


With the public library system by my side, I've recently listened to Radiohead for the first time.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on January 31, 2010, 09:40:35 PM
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlights, people...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 31, 2010, 11:41:07 PM
Do guys sometimes ironically sing that song, really dramatically and spontaneously where you live, or is it that just a local thing?

Despair up to the point that they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen

Despair up to the point that they provoke
You to tell the ****ing punchline before you have told the joke
I'm sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the Top 100 list

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
He told ya, but you were dying for it

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we are defenders
Of any poser or professional pretender around"

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Like a fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
He told ya, but you were gagging for it

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker

Asuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on February 01, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
No, it happens here as well. Doesn't help that our school plays music between classes instead of bells, and that song's been on the playlist recently.

Grim-faced and forbidding,
Their faces closed tight,
An angular mass of New Yorkers
Pacing in rhythm,
Race the oncoming night,
They chase through the streets of Manhattan.
Headfirst humanity,
Pause at a light,
Then flow through the streets of the city.

They seem oblivious
To a soft spring rain,
Like an English rain
So light, yet endless
From a leaden sky.

The buildings are lost in the limitless rise.
My feet catch the pulse and the purposeful stride.

I feel the sense of possibilities,
I feel the wrench of hard realities.
The focus is sharp in the city.

Wide-angle watcher
On life's ancient tales,
Steeped in the history of London.
Green and gray washes in
A wispy white veil
Mist in the streets of Westminster.
Wistful and weathered,
The pride still prevails,
Alive in the streets of the city.

Are they oblivious
To this quality?
A quality
Of light unique to
Every city's streets.

Pavements may teem with intense energy,
But the city is calm in this violent sea.

I feel the sense of possibilities,
I feel the wrench of hard realities.
The focus is sharp in the city.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 01, 2010, 08:36:30 PM
our school plays music between classes instead of bells

You lucky *******. Anyways, we occasionally burst into a rendition of Taylor Swift's "Our Song", provided that the mood is right. However, such is not an appropriate time, and I shall instead post something completely different.

Well, it's a marvelous night for a Moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your heart-strings that play soft and low
And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

Can I just have one more Moondance with you, my love
Can I just make some more romance with you, my love

Well, I wanna make love to you tonight
I can't wait 'til the morning has come
And I know that the time is just right
And straight into my arms you will run
And when you come my heart will be waiting
To make sure that you're never alone
There and then all my dreams will come true, dear
There and then I will make you my own
And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside
And I know how much you want me that you can't hide

Can I just have one more Moondance with you, my love
Can I just make some more romance with you, my love

Yes, it's a marvelous night for a Moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your heart-strings that play soft and low
And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

One more Moondance with you in the moonlight
On a magic night
La, la, la, la in the moonlight
On a magic night
Can I just have one more moon dance with you
My love.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 01, 2010, 10:24:14 PM
She's got tattoos and piercings
She likes Minor Threat she likes Social Distortion
My girl's a hot girl
A hood rat who needs an attitude adjustment

Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her
She hates you Britney, so you better run for cover
My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl, and she's angry at the world

Emergency, call 911
She's ****ed off at everyone
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

And everywhere we go, she gets us thrown out constantly
But that's okay 'cause I know, I know, I know my baby would do anything for me
Yeah

Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her
She hates you Britney, so you better run for cover
My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl, and she's taking on the world

I said
Emergency, call 911
She's ****ed off at everyone
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

She wants a riot, she wants a riot

Oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh
Don't ya know that all I really want is you
I got it all and all I really want is you

Emergency, call 911
She's ****ed off at everyone
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

Emergency, call 911
She wants a riot, she wants a riot
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot


I can't decide whether I would want a girlfriend like that or not. Of course, the day I start taking relationship advice from Good Charlotte...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 02, 2010, 07:36:55 PM
I wouldn't mind as long as she paid her own bail.

Hot August night
And the leaves hanging down
And the grass on the ground smelling sweet
Move up the road
To the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat

Sits a ragged tent
Where there ain't no trees
And that gospel group
Telling you and me

It's Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show (halle, halle)
Pack up the babies
And grab the old ladies
And everyone goes
'Cause everyone knows
Brother Love's show

Room gets suddenly still
And when you'd almost bet
You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Every ear in the place is on him

Starting soft and slow
Like a small earthquake
And when he lets go
Half the valley shakes

It's Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show (halle, halle)
Pack up the babies
And grab the old ladies
And everyone goes
'Cause everyone knows
'Bout Brother Love's show

(hallelujah)

Brothers! (halle hallelujah)

I say brothers! (hallelujah)

Now you got yourself two good hands (halle hallelujah)
And when your brother is troubled
You got to reach out your one hand for him (hallelujah)
'Cause that's what it's there for (halle hallelujah)
And when your heart is troubled
You gotta reach out your other hand (hallelujah)
Reach it out to the Man up there
'Cause that's what He's there for (halle hallelujah)

Take my hand in yours
Walk with me this day
In my heart I know
I will never stray

Halle, halle, halle, halle, halle, halle, halle halle...

Love, Brother Love,
Say Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
And grab the old ladies
And everyone goes

I say Love, Brother Love,
Say Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
And grab the old ladies
And everyone goes...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 03, 2010, 08:00:58 AM
You used to get it in your fishnets
So now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
And now when she tell she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget I
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up
Oh, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Whoa

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just sounding it out
You're not coming back again

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just sounding it out
You're not coming back again

You used to get it in your fishnets
So now you only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?


God, this song is stuck in my head.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Glorb on February 03, 2010, 11:18:43 AM

Somewhere in space, this may all be happening right now.

Hello, technical surveillance, This is U.N.K.L.E. 77, I'm requesting permission to land. Do you copy?

Roger that. You're clear for landing. Position (garbled) five-seven-zero-niner.

Waiting for power.

We're under attack! (garbled) Class A fighters. I need immediate assistance. I need you to (garbled) over the alert, we've got to get out of here!


Styles like Al Pacino, Reno until the Barcelino
The mad Dino with the bambino, the Gambino
Bigger than Jim Colosimo, more reservoir dogs than Tarantino
Scales for Venezuela, brown as nino
Making the block hotter than jalepenos
G. Luciano, be wettin' [dukar] like Pesci in Casino
Fifty dollar cigar seer, the Bosnia, the mafia
Don poet like Garcia
Drug Czar and the baby-Pa beater, the M-8 behind the bar-freer
The Poconos, the Panama skier
Down with the parmesan, ready to bomb like Vietnam with arms
'Cause the hollow-points and phenomenon
The cheddar-spreader, the killer with the gold Beretta
*****s deader
The sweater-letter with the hollow letter
Drama-setter
The Paneretta gettin' redder kids and momma shredder
Infrared glow off the armor better
The godfather, the problem solver, coming through with the 6-shell revolver
Hot as lava
Gun skills that real and in the 'ville I be the barber
Gangster saga, the motha****in' face carver

Give you a dose of [dukar] that's dope as soda
The underworld family Cosa Nostra
Pearl handle inside the shoulder holster
G. Luciano with a click but nothin' but *****s & Chicanos
You get hit up like Castellano
Italiano like crime familia, ***** don't get familiar
Me and my goons might have to kill you
Up in New York, we play bloodsports at home court
And hold down forts
Soon as ya caught, get your dome torched
G Rap and DJ Shadow leave your bone squashed
Squeeze the chrome short, take no shorts
We judge and jury in the home court
Give you the clown corpse dead on the sidewalk
Surrounded by mad pedefors
Your whole frame laid in the white chalk
You got the smoking section, first-class tickets to resurrection
Forever destined to a place where *****s never restin'
Headed in Hell's direction, lost at the crossroads and intersection
Should've wore a vest for chest protection
Slug fill you to capacity, someone at the dance
Someone with the hand velocity of Butch Cassidy
***** ***** with the audacity to blaspheme me
Got yourself caught in a motha****in' tragedy

Word

Drums of death


(garbled) I'm hit in my left-front stabilizer! I'm switching circuits to calculate, but it's gonna take some time. I need those fighters to fire some rockets. Stay on target... (garbled) I'm losing stability! I can't shake him! (garbled)

This is onboard mission control, notifying central MCP. We have lost contact with U.N.K.L.E. 77. We have lost... (garbled)

Is anybody out there? Copy? Onboard mission control, this is U.N.K.L.E. 77. Is anybody out there?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 05, 2010, 11:55:02 PM
Other pleasures
And I've known many
Afternoons in warm Venetian squares
Brief encounters, long siestas
Pleasures old and new
Can't compare with you

You amaze me
Where did you come from?
You do things champagne could never do
Crystal winters
Crimson summers
Other pleasures
I would trade them all for you

Pleasures old and new
Can't compare with you

Wild mimosa
The scent of evening
Shuttered rooms with sunlight breaking through
Crazy soirees
Lazy Sundays
Other pleasures
I would trade them all for you

Sailing off in the night on a silver lake
Taking more from this life than I ought to take
Other pleasures
I would trade them all for you.


My aunt would sing this to me when I was a little kid.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 06, 2010, 01:47:00 PM
Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press
Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out but when they will I can only guess.
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky.

People see me all the time and they just can't remember how to act
Their minds are filled with big ideas, images and distorted facts.
Even you, yesterday you had to ask me where it was at,
I couldn't believe after all these years, you didn't know me better than that
Sweet lady.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
Blowing down the backroads headin' south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot, babe.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

I ran into the fortune-teller, who said beware of lightning that might strike
I haven't known peace and quiet for so long I can't remember what it's like.
There's a lone soldier on the cross, smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door,
You didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done, in the final end he won the wars
After losin' every battle.

I woke up on the roadside, daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are
Visions of your chestnut mare shoot through my head and are makin' me see stars.
You hurt the ones that I love best and cover up the truth with lies.
One day you'll be in the ditch, flies buzzin' around your eyes,
Blood on your saddle.

Idiot wind, blowing through the flowers on your tomb,
Blowing through the curtains in your room.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot, babe.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

It was gravity which pulled us down and destiny which broke us apart
You tamed the lion in my cage but it just wasn't enough to change my heart.
Now everything's a little upside down, as a matter of fact the wheels have stopped,
What's good is bad, what's bad is good, you'll find out when you reach the top
You're on the bottom.

I noticed at the ceremony, your corrupt ways had finally made you blind
I can't remember your face anymore, your mouth has changed, your eyes
don't look into mine.
The priest wore black on the seventh day and sat stone-faced while the building
burned.
I waited for you on the running boards, near the cypress trees, while the springtime
turned Slowly into autumn.

Idiot wind, blowing like a circle around my skull,
From the Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot, babe.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

I can't feel you anymore, I can't even touch the books you've read
Every time I crawl past your door, I been wishin' I was somebody else instead.
Down the highway, down the tracks, down the road to ecstasy,
I followed you beneath the stars, hounded by your memory
And all your ragin' glory.

I been double-crossed now for the very last time and now I'm finally free,
I kissed goodbye the howling beast on the borderline which separated you from me.
You'll never know the hurt I suffered nor the pain I rise above,
And I'll never know the same about you, your holiness or your kind of love,
And it makes me feel so sorry.

Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of our coats,
Blowing through the letters that we wrote.
Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon our shelves,
We're idiots, babe.
It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves.

BOB DYLAN: KING OF ROMANCE
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 06, 2010, 05:35:27 PM
Who gives a **** about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas too
They're cruel
So if there's any other way
To spell the word
It's fine with me, with me

Why would you speak to me that way?
Especially when I always said that I
Haven't got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I always tell the truth

Who gives a **** about an Oxford comma?
I climbed to Dharamsala too
I did
I met the highest lama
His accent sounded fine
To me, to me

Check your handbook
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Check your passport
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your butler, unlike other guys
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's through the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings
At the United Nations
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth.


I borrowed Vampire Weekend from a friend. There's a couple pretty good songs on it, I guess.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: coolkid on February 08, 2010, 06:18:51 PM
Hey!
I’m your life
I’m the one who takes you there
Hey!
I’m your life
I’m the one who cares
They!
They betray
I’m your only true friend now
They!
They’ll betray
I’m forever there

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad But True!

I’m your dream mind astray
I’m your eyes while you’re away
I’m your pain while you repay
You know it’s Sad But True!
Sad But TRUUUUUUUUUE!

You
You’re my mask
You’re my cover, my shelter
You
You’re my mask
You’re the one who’s blamed
Do
Do my work
Do my dirty work, scapegoat
Do
Do my deeds
For you’re the one who’s shamed

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad But True!

I’m your dream, mind astray
I’m your eyes while you’re away
I’m your pain while you repay
You know it’s Sad But True!
SAD BUT TRUUUUUUUUE!

I'm your dream,
I'm your eyes,
I'm your pain

I'm your dream
I'm your eyes
I'm your pain

You know it's sad but true


Hate
I’m your hate
I’m your hate when you want love
Pay
Pay the price
Pay for nothing’s fair

Hey
I’m your life
I’m the one who took you there
Hey
I’m your life
And I no longer care

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad But True!

I’m your truth, telling lies
I’m your reasoned alibis
I’m inside open your eyes
I’m YOOOOOOOOOOU!

SAD BUT TRUUUUUUUUUUE!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on February 08, 2010, 07:41:18 PM
Emergency has passed...

I watch you in the candlelight
My head is in your hands
The neon lights have all gone down
We make our future plans

I wanted things to get better
I was in pain
I wanted you to be in my lifeline

I wanted love to get better
I'd wait in line
For something I knew that I would get to keep

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
And I can feel it bleeding

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Today is the day
That I love you

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
And I can feel it bleeding

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Today is the day
That I love you

The flashing lights have gone away
Emergency has passed
The future's right in front of me
And I won't finish last

Today is the day
That I love you
Today is the day
That I love you

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
And I can feel it bleeding

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Today is the day
That I love you

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
And I can feel it bleeding

Your "I love you"
Your "I love you"
Today is the day
That I love you

Your I love you

Emergency has passed...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 08, 2010, 08:47:57 PM
Woman is the ****** of the world
Yes she is...think about it
Woman is the ****** of the world
Think about it...do something about it

We make her paint her face and dance
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While putting her down, we pretend that she's above us

Woman is the ****** of the world...yes she is
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave of the slaves
Ah, yeah...better scream about it

We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend

Woman is the ****** of the world...yes she is
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Yeah...alright...hit it!

We insult her every day on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb

Woman is the ****** of the world
Yes she is...if you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Yes she is...if you believe me, you better scream about it

We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance


Lol.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 08, 2010, 11:35:14 PM
Well, it certainly gets the point across.

I wake up
My shoulder's cold
I've got to leave here
Before I go
I pull my shirt on
Walk out the door
Drag my feet along the floor
I pull my shirt on
Walk out the door
Drag my feet along the floor

Then I see you
You're walking cross the campus
Cruel professor
Studying romances
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?

Walk to class
In front of ya
Spilled kefir
On your keffiyah
You look inside
And turn to the door
Drag your feet along the floor

Then I see you
You're walking cross the campus
Cruel professor
Studying romances
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?

In the afternoon
You're out on the stone and grass
And I'm sleeping on the balcony
After class


Expect a steady stream of VW lyrics from now on.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 09, 2010, 05:43:35 PM
Vampire Weekend's lead singer sounds uncannily similar to Ray Davies of the Kinks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDoDaCYrEY)

Dirty old river, must you keep rolling
Flowing into the night
People so busy, makes me feel dizzy
Taxi light shines so bright
But I dont need no friends
As long as I gaze on waterloo sunset
I am in paradise

Every day I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is the evening time
Waterloo sunset's fine

Terry meets julie, waterloo station
Every friday night
But I am so lazy, dont want to wander
I stay at home at night
But I dont feel afraid
As long as I gaze on waterloo sunset
I am in paradise

Every day I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is the evening time
Waterloo sunset's fine

Millions of people swarming like flies round waterloo underground
But terry and julie cross over the river
Where they feel safe and sound
And the dont need no friends
As long as they gaze on waterloo sunset
They are in paradise

Waterloo sunset's fine
Waterloo sunset's fine
Waterloo sunset's fine...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 09, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
Sister Psychic, won't you tell me, does it ever get better?
Can you really see the future or just predict the weather?
Are we in our finest hour or headed for disaster?
Use your super powers and rescue me

We were there at the start we've got Polaroids to prove it
Skateboards and scars and embarrassing home movies
But if you really wanna see where it's all goin'
Switch on your TV she's all tellin', all knowin'
She knows everything

Sister Psychic, won't you tell me, does it ever get better?
Can you really see the future or just predict the weather?
Are we in our finest hour or headed for disaster?
Use your super powers and rescue me

Can you help us find the ones on the missing posters?
Is my baby being true, am I doin' what I'm supposed to?
Could you help me find my keys, or better yet, life's meaning?
Are those tarot or dialogue cards that you're reading?
C'mon
Tell me everything

Sister Psychic, won't you tell me, does it ever get better?
Can you really see the future or just predict the weather?
Are we in our finest hour or headed for disaster?
Use your super powers and rescue me

Sister, why would I tell you my deepest, dark secrets
So you can take my diary and rip it all to pieces?
Just $6.95 for the very first minute
I think you've won the lottery, that's my prediction
You know everything

Sister Psychic, won't you tell me, does it ever get better?
Can you really see the future or just predict the weather?
Are we in our finest hour or headed for disaster?
Use your super powers and rescue me
Sister Psychic, won't you tell me, does it ever get better?
Can you really see the future or just predict the weather?
Are we in our finest hour or headed for disaster?
Use your super powers and rescue me.


This is a fairly annoying song with no real significance, but it's stuck in my head.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 15, 2010, 08:38:02 PM
Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got

You can never please anybody in this world

The short people want what the tall people's got
And the tall people want what the short people's got
The little kids want what the big kid's got
And the big kids want what the little kid's got

You can never please anybody in this world

Oh, the girls with short hair want long hair
And the girls with long hair want short hair
Oh, the boys with cars want motorcycles
And the boys with motorcycles want cars

You can never please anybody in this world

It doesn't matter what you do
It doesn't matter what you say
There will always be
One who wants things the opposite way

It doesn't matter where you go
It doesn't matter who you see
There will always be
Someone who disagrees

We do our best
We try to please
But we're like the rest
Whenever at ease

Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got

You can never please anybody in this world...

THE SHAGGS: TRUE ARTISTRY. YOUTUBE 'EM
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 15, 2010, 11:11:32 PM
Oh yeah? What's their style? Seems like soul funk to me.

Oh, my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life

I ripped out his throat
And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise
Just in time to hear you cry

When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine
The night he died
You mourned the death of your bloody valentine
One last time

Singing...

Oh, my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life
I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight

There was...
Police and flashing lights
The rain came down so hard that night and the
Headlines read "A Lover Died"
No tell-tale heart was left to find

When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine
The night he died
You mourned the death of your bloody valentine
One last time

Singing...

Oh, my love, please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life
I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight

Tonight...

He dropped you off, I followed him home
Then I stood outside his bedroom window
Standing over him, he begged me not to do
What I knew I had to do
'Cause I'm so in love with you

Oh, my love, please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life
I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight

Tonight...


I'm trying to think of another song that's as simultaneously catchy and disturbing as this one.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: RaceDrv709 on February 16, 2010, 01:03:23 AM
From Protest to Praise by Downhere.

I knew the times would come and now the times have landed
With stinging abrasion As ready as I seem to be
It's never like I planned it, yeah

PRE CHORUS

I'm wrestling my thoughts I'm overcome
Would you give me up I'm asking Lord
There's no where I sense Your presence here
So I will cry out, until I go

CHORUS

From Protest to praise
You're always amazing me
You're changing me slow, but surely
And You're gonna see me to the end

How long will I be forgotten by You forever
You're not making sense here
Seems like eternity has made a home between us, yeah

PRE CHORUS/CHORUS (2X)

You're changing me slow
I just can't help but see it that way
Cuz You're gonna see me to the end
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 16, 2010, 08:47:20 AM
I was a lover, before this war
Held up in a luxury suite, behind a barricaded door
Now that I've cleaned up, gone legit
I can see clearly: round hole
Round hole, square peg don't fit

I'm locked in my bedroom, so send back the clowns
My clone wears a brown shirt, and I seduce him when there's no one around
Mano y mano, on a bed of nails
Bring it on like a storm, 'till I knock the wind out of his sails
And we don't make eye contact, when we have run-ins in town
Just a barely polite nod, and nervous stares towards the ground
I once joined a priest class, plastic, inert
In a slowdance with commerce
Like a lens up a skirt

And we liked to party
And we kept it live
And we had a three volume tome of contemporary slang
To keep a handle on all this jive

Ennui unbridled, let's talk to kill the time
How many styles did you cycle through before you were mine?
And it's been a while since we went wild and that's all fine
But we're sleepwalking through this trial
And it's really a crime, it's really a crime, it's really a crime
It's really criminal

We're just busy tempting, like fate's on the nod
Running on empty, bourbon and god
It's been a while since we knew the way
And it's been even longer since our plastic priest class
Had a god[darn]ed thing to say

I was a lover before this war


This is another one of those songs I had to listen to a few times before I liked it. It's still really weird, though.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 16, 2010, 05:38:34 PM
Oh yeah? What's their style? Seems like soul funk to me.

Did you listen to them, or was that just an observation on the lyrics I posted? Either way, prepare to be blown away:I present to thee, My Pal Foot Foot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9UT2zF8c8)!
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 16, 2010, 07:13:36 PM
Yeah, it was just an observation based on the lyrics/band name.

How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

Wake up the dawn and ask her why
A dreamer dreams, she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova

'Cause people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova

'Cause people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high


Another day, another song stuck in my head.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on February 16, 2010, 11:00:48 PM
In 1844, the Democrats were split
The three nominees for the presidential candidate
Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
James Buchanan, a moderate
Louis Cass, a general and expansionist
From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

Austere, severe, he held few people dear
His oratory filled his foes with fear
The factions soon agreed
He's just the man we need
To bring about victory
Fulfill our manifest destiny
And annex the land the Mexicans command
And when the votes were cast the winner was
Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

In four short years he met his every goal
He seized the whole southwest from Mexico
Made sure the tariffs fell
And made the English sell the Oregon territory
He built an independent treasury
Having done all this he sought no second term
But precious few have mourned the passing of
Mister James K. Polk, our eleventh president
Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 16, 2010, 11:05:19 PM
You walk into the room
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so hard
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say
When you get home

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You raise up your head
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You hand in your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak
And says, "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
When someone attacks your imagination
But nobody has any respect
Anyway they already expect you
To just give a check
To tax-deductible charity organizations

You've been with the professors
And they've all liked your looks
With great lawyers you have
Discussed lepers and crooks
You've been through all of
F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
You're very well read
It's well known

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
And without further notice
He asks you how it feels
And he says, "Here is your throat back
Thanks for the loan"

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 18, 2010, 07:25:01 PM
Oh, here it comes
That funny feeling again, winding me up inside
Every time we touch
Hey, I don’t know
Oh, tell me where to begin 'cause I never ever
Felt so much

No, I can’t recall any love at all
Baby, this blows ‘em all away

It’s got what it takes
So tell me, why can’t this be love?
Straight from my heart
Oh, tell me, why can’t this be love?

I tell myself
Hey, only fools rush in, and only time will tell
If we stand the test of time
All I know
You’ve got to run to win, and I’ll be [darn]ed if
I’ll get hung up on the time

No, I can’t recall any love at all
Baby, this blows ‘em all away

It’s got what it takes
So tell me, why can’t this be love?
Straight from my heart
Oh, tell me, why can’t this be love?

It’s got what it takes
So tell me, why can’t this be love?
Straight from my heart
Oh, tell me, why can’t this be love?

Tell me, why can’t this be love
Baby, why can’t this be love
Got to know, why can’t this be love
I wanna know, why can’t this be love


Question of my life.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 18, 2010, 08:10:02 PM
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one


I'm currently doing a philosophical analysis project on John Lennon. My basic conclusion is that he was a hypocritical dick, but a great musician nonetheless.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 18, 2010, 11:51:58 PM
Ummmm, hello! I was wondering: how goth is my frock?
I got a thing for horror movies and mope rock
but I can’t shock my hair up (I ran out of stock)
And just like that, Frontalot ran out of talk
It was tragic, unheard of, never seen, me:
Out of rhymes when they usually come indefatigably
But me here talk good? No, bad talk do!
Like my tongue got encrypted right before I lost root
Like my small talk got box-rox0red on a prior boot
It’s moot; she only dates guys in chokes and Docs
Not brutes lacking eyeliner like I lack
But look, I’ll put a little on, plus lip shellac
just to stand next to that and dream about love
Of necessity, that has always had to be enough
‘Cause I can’t talk to goth girls. I just stare and stammer:
My name is MC Frimmer Frammer
And [darn] her if she giggles, [darn] her double if she laughs
Goth girls like it when you double-[darn] it twice fast

Goth girls, goth girls: They’re the girls that go
To see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked-out flow
At the show you can see the black lace on parade.
I met a hundred dozen of ‘em but I ain’t got laid

Got shunned by her at the Rocky Horror premiere
She steered clear of the nerd crowd but I heard loud in my ear
The disdain that she held for my type:
“Always geeking on the computron.” I get hype
On the stage! She might notice me then and observe
That I’m “ironically hip in some flip universe”
And her purse in patent leather held in fishnet glove
Could then contain mp3 player with the Front filled up
Her name is Nyteshaed, yo don’t call her cherry tomato
She looks like Paisley Tinkle but poisonous like Topato
She says her hair got attacked ‘cause it’s black and it’s blue
She’s got a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac tattoo
Legs all deep in the boots, boots all up on the heels—
Yes, the kind to make a certain type of fetishist squeal
The ordeal I endure: this close to her splendor
Yet besieged by my shyness; try this: I surrender!
I’ll render my intentions in the usual way
(home alone, suicide girls up on the cathode ray)

IRL, my woman tells me that I shouldn’t be coveting
I tell her “yo, you better get in a coven then”
It’s like eek, I get to sleep on the couch for a week
All watching old Elvira videos on TV
Yeah, hee hee hee, laugh it up. You don’t live like I do:
At the mercy of any sister with wrist scars and black eye goo.
I tried to get into some cheerleaders and failed
(Banana Repugnant and tanned, so bland and so stale)
I avail myself of the local cafe, light a clove up,
Thumb through Camus (in French, which I can’t read, but so what)
I think that goth could flower in nerdcore’s embrace
I converted Edward Gorey’s lettering into a typeface,
Befriended vampires on LJ and MySpace
Even put that spooky echo filter on the bass
But I can’t talk to goth girls, I just stare and stammer:
My name is MC Frimmer Frammer
And [darn] her if she giggles, [darn] her double if she laughs
Goth girls like it when you double-[darn] it twice fast

Goth girls, goth girls: they’re the girls that got
Their souls stuck somewhere between the kettle and pot
Frontalot been enamored of them since I was young
I met a hundred dozen of ‘em, never ever humped one.


MC Frontalot: Awesome lyrics, ear/soul-rapingly-bad rapping.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 19, 2010, 01:42:07 AM
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner,
But he knew it couldn't last.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona,
For some California grass.

Get back, get back,
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back,
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Jojo!

(Go home!)

Get back, get back,
Back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back,
Back to where you once belonged.
(Get back Jo!)

Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman,
But she was another man.
All the girls around her said she's got it coming,
But she gets it while she can.

Get back, get back,
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back,
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Loretta!

(Go home!)
Loretta! Get back!
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back,
Get back to where you once belonged.

(Get back, Loretta.
Your mother's waiting for you,
Wearing a high-heel shoes,
And a low-neck sweater.
Get back home, Loretta.)

Get back, get back,
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back, get back...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 19, 2010, 08:05:58 AM
She’s going out to forget they were together
All that time he was taking her for granted
She wants to see if there’s more
Than he gave she’s looking for

He calls her up
He’s trippin' on the phone now
He doesn’t want her out there
And alone now
He knows she’s movin it
Knows she’s using it
Now he’s losing it
She don’t care

Everybody put up your hands
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If you’ve got nothing left
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Back it up now
You’ve got a reason to live
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don’t be afraid to get down
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love

He was always giving her attention
Looking hard to find the things she mentioned
He was dedicated
By most suckers hated
That girl was fine
But she didn’t appreciate him

She calls him up
She’s tripping on the phone now
He had to get up
And he ain’t comin home now
He’s tryin to forget her
That’s how we come with him
When he first met her
When they first got together

Everybody put up your hands
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feel the beat now

If you got nothing left
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don’t be afraid to get down
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love

To the beat, to the beat, to the beat
You got nothing to lose
Don’t be afraid to get down

We break up
It’s something that we do now
Everyone has got to do it sometime
It’s okay, let it go
Get out there and find someone

It’s too late to be trippin' on the phone here
Get off the wire
You know everything is good here
Stop what you’re doin'
You don’t wanna ruin
The chance that you got to
Find a new one

Everybody put up your hands
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If you got nothing left
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don’t be afraid to get down
Say, I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love

Nooo... Noooo

Now you know what to do, so come on feelin' good


I've never actually heard this song, but I can't argue with the lyrics.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on February 25, 2010, 07:11:47 PM
I had a friend was a big baseball player back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you, make you look like a fool boy
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar, I was walking in, he was walking out
We went back inside, sat down, had a few drinks, but all he kept talking about was

Glory days
Well they'll pass you by, glory days
In the wink of a young girl's eye, glory days
Glory days

Well there's a girl that lives up the block, back in school she could turn all the boys' heads
Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
Her and her husband Bobby, well, they split up, I guess it's two years gone by now
We just sit around talking about the old times, she says when she feels like crying, she starts laughing thinking about

Glory days
Yeah they'll pass you by, glory days
In the wink of a young girl's eye, glory days
Glory days

Think I'm going down to the well tonight and I'm gonna drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it, but I probably will
Yeah just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory of
Well but time slips away and leaves you with nothing mister but boring stories of

Glory days
Yeah they'll pass you by, glory days
In the wink of a young girl's eye, glory days
Glory days
Yeah they'll pass you by, glory days
In the wink of a young girl's eye, glory days
Glory days
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 26, 2010, 07:42:19 AM
Push it out, fake a smile
Avert disaster, just in time
I need a drink, 'cause in a while
Worthless answer from friends of mine
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
Girls posess me, but they're never mine
I made my entrance, avoided hazards
Checked my engine, I fell behind

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, 'cause I'm a ****ing boy

Remember when I was in the grocery store, now's my time
Lost the words, lost the nerve, lost the girl, left the line
I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine
So read my book with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy

Who fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, 'cause I'm a ****ing boy

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, 'cause I'm still just a stupid, worthless boy


Getting a copy of Take Off Your Pants and Jacket made me realize that music rhythm games have given me a slightly innacurate perception of the quality of Blink-182. With songs like this, I can't say I hate them, but stuff like "Happy Holidays, You *******" and "What Went Wrong" are almost surrealistically juvenile and obscene.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 26, 2010, 11:45:30 AM
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 27, 2010, 12:08:51 AM
Allow me to follow that up with a classic...

Well, high school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day, 'bout a rock 'n' roll weekend

And the girl in the front of the room
So close, yet so far, y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend

Life goes by so fast, you only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past--story of my life
Story of my life
Story of my life
Story of my life

And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11

I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back

Life goes by so fast, you only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past--story of my life
Story of my life
Story of my life
Story of my life

Good times come and good times go
I only wish the good times would last a little longer
I think about the good times we had and why they had to end

So I sit at the edge of my bed
I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song
Thinkin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back

Life goes by so fast, you only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past--story of my life

Story of my life
Story of my life
Story of my life
Story of my life
Story of my life
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: kirbyfan98 on March 01, 2010, 12:04:46 AM
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like “whos that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town”

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin' my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 01, 2010, 11:44:50 PM
In my place, in my place
Were lines that I couldn't change
I was lost, oh, yeah

I was lost, I was lost
Crossed lines I shouldn't have crossed
I was lost, oh, yeah

Yeah, how long must you wait for him?
Yeah, how long must you pay for him?
Yeah, how long must you wait for him?

I was scared, I was scared
Tired and underprepared
But I wait for you

If you go, if you go
Leaving me here on my own
Well I wait for you

Yeah, how long must you wait for him?
Yeah, how long must you pay for him?
Yeah, how long must you wait for him?

Please, please, please
Come on and sing to me
To me, me

Come on and sing it out, out, out
Come on and sing it now, now, now
Come on and sing it

In my place, in my place
Were lines that I couldn't change
I was lost, oh yeah
Oh, yeah...


I'm not even going to check to see if this was already posted, because I'm just in the mood for it right now.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on March 02, 2010, 05:40:43 PM
I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
Workin' on mysteries without any clues
Workin' on our night moves
Tryin' to make some front page drive-in news
Workin' on our night moves
In the summertime
In the sweet summertime

We weren't in love, oh no, far from it
We weren't searchin' for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Livin' by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, to the alley or the trusty woods
I used her, she used me
But neither one cared
We were gettin' our share
Workin' on our night moves
Tryin' to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin' on our night moves
And it was summertime

And oh the wonder
We felt the lightning
And we waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder

I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on March 04, 2010, 08:36:16 PM
We've been through some things together
With trunks of memories still to come
We found things to do in stormy weather
Long may you run

Long may you run
Long may you run
Although these changes have come
With your chrome heart shining
in the sun
Long may you run

Well, it was back in Blind River in 1962
When I last say you alive
But we missed that shift on the long decline
Long may you run

Long may you run
Long may you run
Although these changes have come
With your chrome heart shining
in the sun
Long may you run

Maybe The Beach Boys have got you now
With those waves singin' "Caroline No"
Rollin' down that empty ocean road
Gettin' to the surf on time

Long may you run
Long may you run
Although these changes have come
With your chrome heart shining
in the sun
Long may you run

Long may you run
Long may you run
Although these changes have come
With your chrome heart shining
in the sun
Long may you run
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 07, 2010, 11:11:32 PM
Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I've set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh, let's go back to the start

Running in circles
Coming up tails
Heads on the science apart

Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh take me back to the start

I was just guessing
At numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart
Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Oh, tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh, and I rush to the start

Running in circles
Chasing our tails
Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard

I’m going back to the start...


When I heard this and was simultaneously reminded of xkcd, Braid, and the last few years of my life, I realized I had found my new favorite song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on March 13, 2010, 02:19:58 AM
Riding all around the street
Four o’clock and they’re all asleep
I’m not tired and it’s so late
Moving fast everything looks great.

My white bicycle, my white bicycle

See that man, he’s all alone
Looks so happy but he’s far from home
Ring my bell, smile at him
Better kick over his garbage bin

My white bicycle, my white bicycle

The rain comes down but I don’t care
The wind is blowing in my hair
Seagulls flying in the air

My white bicycle, my white bicycle

Lift both hands, his head in disgrace
Shines no light upon my face
Through the darkness, we still speed
My white bicycle and me

My white bicycle, my white bicycle

Policeman shouts but I don’t see him
They’re one thing I don’t believe in
Find some judge, but it’s not leavin’

My white bicycle, my white bicycle
My white bicycle, my white bicycle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62yWU4ryrgI)


This rather obscure song was unbelievably ahead of its time. I normally mean that as an insult, but this is an exception. When I first heard it, I figured that the oldies station I was listening to must have gotten its signals crossed with some 80's new-wave channel.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 14, 2010, 08:37:36 AM
I'll have to give that a listen.

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so ****in' special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so ****in' special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She run run run run...
Run... run...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so ****in' special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't belong here...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on March 25, 2010, 09:26:40 PM
Words are flowing out like
endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy
are drifting thorough my open mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Images of broken light which
dance before me like a million eyes
That call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a
restless wind inside a letter box
they tumble blindly as
they make their way across the universe

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Sounds of laughter shades of life
are ringing through my open ears
exciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which
shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva...
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 25, 2010, 11:20:37 PM
No one knows how you feel
No one there you'd like to see
The day was dark and full of pain
You write 'help' with your own blood
'Cause hope is all you've got
You open up your eyes but nothing's changed

I don't want to cause you trouble, don't wanna stay too long
I just want to say to you
Turn around
I am here
If you want, it's me you'll see
Doesn't count
Far or near
I can hold you when you reach to me

Your life is meaningless
Your diary full of trash
It's so hard to get along with empty hands
You're looking for the rainbow
But it died not long ago
It tried to shine just for you until the end

I don't want to cause you trouble, don't wanna stay too long
I just want to say to you
I am by your side
Just for a little while
Turn around
I am here
If you want, it's me you'll see
Doesn't count
Far or near
I can hold you when you reach to me

When the world leaves you confused
And your senses you seem to lose
When the storm doesn't want to diffuse
And you just don't know what to do
Look around, I am here
Doesn't count, far or near

I am by your side
Just for a little while
We'll make it if we try


Oh, Bill. No one understands me like you.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 26, 2010, 07:14:39 AM
And nobody misunderstands him like me. Wait, I think a lot of people do, actually...

If you want me to wait
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay
I will stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering

Go!
Yeah, yeah!

Since I was a young man, I never was a fun man
I never had a plan and no security
Then ever since I met you, I never could forget you
I only wanna get you right here next to me

'Cause everybody (a-whoa) Needs someone that they can trust and...
You're somebody (a-whoa) That I found just in time

If you want me to wait
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering

Now my life is changing, it's always rearranging
It's always getting stranger than I thought it ever could
Ever since I found you, I wanna be around you
I wanna get down to the point that I need you

'Cause everybody (a-whoa) Needs someone that they can trust and...
You're somebody (a-whoa) That I found just in time

If you want me to wait
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering

Go!

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah...

Don't tell me the bad news
Don't tell me anything at all
Just tell me that you need me
And stay right here with me

If you want me to wait
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering

If you want me to wait
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering.


...And a fat lot of good that has done me.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 26, 2010, 12:20:57 PM
The music played with a calming frequency.
The speakers gently seeped the sound of ambient keyboards and light percussion,
Creating a seductive soundtrack to our midnight drive through curtains of blackness.
The windows were cold to the touch,
Reflecting the icy conditions in our immediate extremity.
Salt stains and fingerprints littered the glass,
And streaks of melting snow cascaded down its length.
The music pulsed louder, yet gentle,
Like the far away squeal of a pot of boiling water.
The skyline was glowing faintly with vague hints of an impending dawn.
The car raced along a painfully straight stretch of road,
And she hadn't so much as turned the steering wheel two degrees in the last twenty minutes
Nor had we spoken.

As we were, so perfect, so happy.
They'll remember, only our smiles 'cause that's all they've seen.
Long since dried, when we are found, are the tears in which we had drowned.
As we were, so perfect, so happy.

"Why are you doing this?" she spoke as if not expecting a response.
Her voice penetrated the still air of our speechless drive,
So suddenly that my heart had jumped.
"I'm not doing anything," I said, but I didn't even believe that myself.
"This is what's best, for me, for you, for us," or maybe just for me I thought,
As a tear formed in the pit of her eye.
The music poured through the speakers and we were losing ourselves in the cadence.
She looked down momentarily and closed her eyes for a bit longer than a standard blink.
Then she was crying. Then she was shouting. Then I was shouting,
Now pouring confessions, having no answers, or solutions,
We barely even knew the questions.

As we were, so perfect, so happy.
They'll remember, only our smiles 'cause that's all they've seen.
Long since dried, when we are found, are the tears in which we had drowned.
As we were, so perfect, so happy.

Don't put me underground, I was meant for a life somewhere else.
Please, love, give me the wheel, before both of our hearts you
Will steal tonight (will steal tonight).

As we were, so perfect, so happy.
Don't remember, only your smiles 'cause that's all they've seen.
Long since dried, when we are found, are the tears in which we had drowned.
As we were, so perfect, so happy.

Our cracking voices became part of the music.
The car pressed on faster through the night. As our voices lowered,
The cadence again overtook the air.
Up ahead there was a curve approaching.
She made no indications of slowing.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 26, 2010, 10:15:56 PM
When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

And high up above earth or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try, you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face and I...

Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face and I...

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you.



I just wish I knew who needed the fixing.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on March 26, 2010, 10:52:15 PM
"How old do you think I am," he said?
I said, well, I didn't know.
He said, "I turned 65 about 11 months ago."

I was sittin' in Miami, pouring blended whiskey down
When this old gray, black gentleman was cleaning up the lounge.

There wasn't anyone around, except this old man and me.
The guy who ran the bar was watching Ironside on TV.
Uninvited, he sat down and opened up his mind
On old dogs and children and watermelon wine.

"Ever had a drink of watermelon wine," he asked.
He told me all about it, though I didn't answer back.
"Ain't but three things in this world that's worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine."

He said, "Women think about themselves, when men-folk ain't around.
And friends are hard to find when they discover that you're down."
He said, "I tried it all when I was young and in my natural prime,
Now it's old dogs and children and watermelon wine."

"Old dogs care about you even when you make mistakes.
God bless little children while they're still to young to hate."
When he moved away I found my pen and copied down that line
About old dogs and children and watermelon wine.

I had to catch a plane up to Atlanta that next day.
As I left for my room I saw him picking up my change.
That night I dreamed in peaceful sleep of shady summertime,
Of old dogs and children and watermelon wine.


My mom's favourite song.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 27, 2010, 06:53:21 AM
I’m going back to 505, if it’s a seven-hour flight or a 45-minute drive
In my imagination you’re waiting, lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs

Stop and wait a sec
Oh, when you look at me like that, my darling
What did you expect?
I’ll probably still adore you with your hands around my neck
Or I did last time I checked

Not shy of a spark
The knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark
Frightened by the bite, though it's no harsher than the bark
The middle of adventure is such a perfect place to start

I’m going back to 505, if it’s a seven-hour flight or a 45-minute drive
In my imagination you’re waiting, lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs

But I crumble completely when you cry
It seems like once again, you’ve had to greet me with goodbye
I’m always just about to go and spoil the surprise
Take my hands off of your eyes too soon

I’m going back to 505, if it’s a seven-hour flight or a 45-minute drive
In my imagination you’re waiting, lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs, and a smile...


When I was in the car the other day and my brother remarked that it was 5:05, it took considerable effort to not start singing this. I did mention it, though.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on March 28, 2010, 01:41:03 PM
"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
Get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Oh you hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
You just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 28, 2010, 05:03:38 PM
That always struck me as a song some kid would make when he first figured out what rhyming was.

I'm on the corner, waiting for a light to come on
That's when I know that you're alone
It's cold in the desert, water never sees the ground
Special unspoken without sound

Told me you love me, that I'd never die alone
Hand over you heart, let's go home
Everyone noticed, everyone has seen the signs
I've always been known to cross lines

I've never ever cried when I was feeling down
I've always been scared of the sound
Jesus don't love me, no one ever carried my load
I'm to young to feel this old

Here's to you, here's to me
On to us
Nobody knows, nobody sees, nobody but me.


What an odd fake-out ending this song has.
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: Weegee on March 28, 2010, 05:31:12 PM
Perhaps Paul Simon intended for the chorus' jeuvenile structure to contrast with the the sophisticated lyrics of the verses. By the way, what's you take on "My White Bicycle"? Feel free to disagree, but I'm still astounded by its modernity.

Anyway,


There are places I'll remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends, I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I've loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I'll love you more

Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I'll love you more
Title: Re: The Random Song Thread
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 29, 2010, 10:49:39 PM
Oh, yeah, I never got around to listening to White Bicycle... I will!

I'm not surprised, not everything lasts
I've broken my heart so many times I stopped keeping track
Talk myself in, I talk myself out
I get all worked up then I let myself down

I tried so very hard not to loose it
I came up with a million excuses
I thought, I thought of every possibility

And I know some day that it’ll all turn out
You'll make me work so we can work to work it out
And I promise you kid that I give so much more than I get
I just haven't met you yet

I might have to wait, I’ll never give up
I guess it's half timin and the other half's luck
Wherever you are, whenever it's right
You'll come outta nowhere and into my life

And I know that we can be so amazin
And baby your love is gonna change me
And now I can see every possibility

Somehow I know that it’ll all turn out
You'll make me work so we can work to work it out
And promise you kid I'll give so much more than I get
I just haven't met you yet

They say all’s fair in love and war
But I won’t need to fight it
We'll get it right and we'll be united

And I know that we can be so amazin
And bein in your life is gonna change me
And now I can see every single possibility

And someday I know it'll all turn out
And