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Title: Two Cows
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 29, 2008, 11:14:46 PM
Yes, it's the "you have two cows" jokes. If you feel like making some up, or you've heard one before that's pretty good, just post them here (some videogame related ones to get you started:  http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/24 (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/24)).
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 30, 2016, 06:51:18 PM
The "you have two cows" setup trains us to prefer economic systems that favor the upper classes. If I have two cows, of course I'm not going to want to let the government have any of my milk. But if it's actually that there's one person who has two hundred cows that they inherited from their grandparents, and I'm one of the 99 people who has no cows and works for the cow owner and I'm not paid enough to buy the milk that I spend all day milking, then I'm gonna have a different perspective.
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 01, 2016, 07:56:32 AM
Wow, I could've sworn this thread had more posts than this.
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: Weegee on May 01, 2016, 08:58:22 PM
Same, maybe there was a similar one?
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: BP on May 02, 2016, 12:15:17 AM
You have two threads
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 02, 2016, 07:42:24 AM
Search results say otherwise, even though I know for a fact I once roasted a bunch of people with a two-cows themed post way back when.
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: BP on May 02, 2016, 02:39:33 PM
Hope you weren't using the ones from the page you linked, by god, those are awful

"This happened in this game!"

[APPLAUSE]
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on May 02, 2016, 02:57:40 PM
Yeah, I wasn't a huge fan of the method there. I prefer the ones that actually begin with, "You have two cows" and didn't strive to put two cows in the place of the protagonist of every medium.
Title: Re: Two Cows
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 02, 2016, 06:08:44 PM
Hope you weren't using the ones from the page you linked, by god, those are awful

"This happened in this game!"

[APPLAUSE]

Heavens no, they were member specific. Did one for myself, too, just to even the playing field.