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Title: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 04:27:07 PM
*You ask a stupid question like:
Why doesn't Mario shave?

*And you get a stupid answer followed by a new stupid question like:
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles

Why does Luigi wear green?

*So I'll start. After this post, every response should contain an answer followed by a question.

-START-
Why does Mario like red?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 20, 2004, 04:39:35 PM
It hides the blood when he gets killed.

Why does Luigi like green?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on February 20, 2004, 04:56:04 PM
Because brunettes look good in green.

Why do octopi live in the ocean?

Edited by - Markio on 2/20/2004 2:56:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 04:56:39 PM
Because they can

Why is Peach so easy to kidnap?

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Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:01:51 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 05:08:12 PM
She wants to be kidnapped, she's an attention hog.

How come an Italian plumber can breath underwater and a blue hedghog can't?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 05:11:01 PM
Because blue hedgehogs don't have gils.

What is the meaning of life?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 05:14:01 PM
42.

What is with those tanooki's and their giant genitals?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 05:17:44 PM
Umm... I don't know what your talking about!

Why do people hate Nintendo?

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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
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Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:18:27 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 05:47:16 PM
LD, will you lay this quack out with some tanooki trivia?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/20/2004 3:47:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on February 20, 2004, 06:05:39 PM
Why make a topic for this?  heehee

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 06:10:10 PM
OK off the topic of Tanookis and back to the game...

Why do people hate Nintendo?

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Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: andrew67 on February 20, 2004, 06:42:21 PM
Because they keep making Pokemon games.

Why is Mario a plumber instead of getting a better job?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lt Mou on February 20, 2004, 07:12:09 PM
Because he has an excuse to wear overalls all the time.

Why do Yoshies wear shoes?

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 20, 2004, 07:45:11 PM
So they don't get their toenails dirty.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 20, 2004, 07:50:18 PM
Because it hides their hideous mutant twins growing from their ankles.

[edit] I was typing when chupperson was posting.

Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)

Edited by - Popple on 2/20/2004 5:51:27 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on February 20, 2004, 10:09:37 PM
No they're not.

Why do mushrooms have faces?

This is not a signature.

Edited by - Hirocon on 2/20/2004 8:10:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 20, 2004, 10:46:34 PM
The better to see you with.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on February 21, 2004, 01:01:52 AM
So the poachers would think he's dead already.

Why do people shower so often?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 21, 2004, 08:09:07 AM
Because they stink.

If George has five puppies, and Johnny has negative 5 puppies, what is the topping that people sneeze on ice cream?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/21/2004 6:09:26 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ?????? ???? ??????? on February 21, 2004, 09:46:09 AM
Vanilla extract.

How do you spell "I like to eat German boots for inbetween brunches"?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mario Maniac on February 21, 2004, 10:35:50 AM
The way you wrote it.

How did the Yoshi's survive in Dinosaur land when dinosaurs were extinct in other areas of the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 21, 2004, 01:43:16 PM
They were stealthy.

Dude, where's my car?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 21, 2004, 03:35:07 PM
In your car.

Why is Mario so tubby?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on February 21, 2004, 03:49:19 PM
He has a genetic predisposition for weight gain.  Every time he eats a mushroom he grows to twice his original size.

Why don't hammer brothers ever run out of hammers to throw?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 21, 2004, 04:53:45 PM
Because their hands magically produce the hammers

Where's Waldo?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 21, 2004, 06:01:51 PM
Under my bed.

Why?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 21, 2004, 10:14:20 PM
Because.

What in the world does w00t mean?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on February 22, 2004, 12:32:45 AM
W00t is what people can say when they want to obscurely mean this: "I am using a word with no meaning to express my happiness so I can cause myself to think I am cool by using a word that others don't know and so by participating in the usage of this word I am admitting that I am just like the other geeky teenagers who use the word because inventing a word with no meaning is stupid."

Was that a mean answer?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 22, 2004, 08:20:54 AM
That's very interesting, Markio! (note there's no sarcasm) I never knew what that actually meant.

What happens when you divide Mario by 5 pounds of cherry-flavored jello?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 10:47:56 AM
You get five mutilated chunks of Mario covered in whipped gasoline.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 22, 2004, 11:41:08 AM
Hiding in your basement.

Why are cakes made out of rocks?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on February 22, 2004, 11:51:42 AM
Because it makes the cake crunchy.

Where is China?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on February 22, 2004, 01:53:26 PM
In the China cabinet, of course.

How was Luigi able to find Mario's hat in the mansion when Mario was wearing it in the painting?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 02:06:00 PM
The hat and all of Mario's other items were illusions made by the Boos to make Luigi waste time looking for items instead of looking for Mario.

Does Mario really get bigger after eating a mushroom or does he only think he's bigger?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 22, 2004, 02:40:34 PM
Yes, yes he does. I mean, when you get bigger, don't you think you're getting bigger?

Does that answer count as my next question?


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Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 2/22/2004 12:41:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 22, 2004, 03:29:06 PM
Yes and Yes

What's the sum of the squares of a piece of pie?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on February 22, 2004, 05:33:37 PM
a nickle!

Why is Luigi taller than Mario?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 05:35:28 PM
They're not identical twins.

Why is up, up and why is down, down?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on February 22, 2004, 05:37:56 PM
Because I said so.

who wears short shorts?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 22, 2004, 05:45:56 PM
I wear short shorts.

Do you believe in life after love?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ?????? ???? ??????? on February 22, 2004, 05:55:20 PM
Divorce is like death.

Doesn't Bowser ever notice he never wears pants?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 22, 2004, 06:37:48 PM
Unfortunately, yes...


How can Mario hit blocks and not get a concusion?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 22, 2004, 07:40:19 PM
It's hard to get a concussion when you break blocks with your fist.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 22, 2004, 07:44:09 PM
*whoosh*

Which came first, the yoshi or the egg?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on February 22, 2004, 08:13:26 PM
I'd have to go with the Yoshi egg.

Why is the Mushroom Kingdom economy in such bad shape?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on February 22, 2004, 08:41:53 PM
Because Beanbean Kingdom has more natural resources.

Why do people dislike things that are slimy?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 22, 2004, 09:39:54 PM
People are slimy too.

Why did somebody set up us the bomb?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 23, 2004, 01:59:21 AM
So we had no chance to survive.

Who's your daddy?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 23, 2004, 08:09:42 AM
Chupperson Wierd Sr.?

Whose idea was it to name Koopa "Bowser"?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 23, 2004, 03:11:18 PM
I did, in the year 2010 I go back in time and climb my way up the Ninendo ladder and suggest the name Bowser, 'cause I likes it.

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 23, 2004, 03:13:52 PM
Why don't the Toads learn to actually protect the princess and stop being wimps?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on February 23, 2004, 04:07:10 PM
Because they are to bissy.


If a sum of a french silk pie equald the whait of the 45 hundred pound 1 pound fether, how culd there be any trees for crumb man to yell "Whelll they had a comity meating last weak. They sent you a leter, but it said fore Peter, so you thout it said from Peter so... you know what, it is just esyer to call you stuped." but get poched bu the drunk man that killd people by picking them out of the phonebook in the movy "The Jurk" but he got poched by Shadow, the ultimet liveform, but he gt pochd by warewolf Mario and tolit Luigi, but they got poched by me, Dr. Tyler Shadowuvg1, but I got poched by SoaH city, but they got poched by the fungi forms for making me menchen them, who got poched buy this sentince?

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 2/23/2004 4:00:12 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 23, 2004, 04:23:44 PM
Some guy named Billy Bob

Who names there son Billy Bob anyway?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 23, 2004, 05:42:12 PM
John Boy.(the John Boy and Billy Bob show)


How do the Hostess people get the animals to do those comershils when the animals know they're gonna get hurt?


I have a sig series kinda like this topic. It's called "Questions v1.0" and there will be one right after this post. (#2)



Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)



2. When will politics be GONE?!?!?

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 2/23/2004 3:43:13 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 23, 2004, 05:54:09 PM
1)They Dont.
2)They Wont.

Why doesn't vanilla pudding taste like vanilla?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 23, 2004, 09:03:14 PM
Because it's made of air.

Why is there no green gravy?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 24, 2004, 06:00:53 AM
There can be green gravy, just don't eat it and leave it uncovered in your fridge for a while.

Why does Chupperson still advertise and sell chup when I, TEM, have proven that it causes cancer, among other things?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toddathon on February 24, 2004, 02:57:02 PM
Ooh ooh I got one!

WHy is this topic so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 24, 2004, 04:25:39 PM
Shouldn't submit a stupid question unless you've given a stupid answer for the previous stupid question.

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on February 24, 2004, 05:31:07 PM
*ignores ^2 posts*

Because chup tastes good.



If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 24, 2004, 05:46:23 PM
Your momma.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on February 24, 2004, 07:53:58 PM
Because the queen of england passed a law that said so.



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 24, 2004, 09:58:31 PM
Mario: Double crossing. A tale of deceit and betrayal.

Why, if bowser is actually capable of kidnapping Mario, (like Mario is Missing)doesn't he just kidnap them both?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Alucard on February 25, 2004, 09:10:58 AM
Wait a minute! Somethings not fair here.

Last year, MarioBro64 made something like this, called "Ask MarioBro64". And Insane Steve closed it for being "spam".

Well, what makes this thread so special?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on February 25, 2004, 01:24:46 PM
It's not focused upon a single member:  anybody can answer.  It's also roughly Mario-related.

Why did the Yoshi cross the road?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 25, 2004, 03:54:59 PM
I sense the collapse of a fun topic coming...

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 25, 2004, 07:14:20 PM
So it could go eat some fish paste.

Why does moldy bread stave of the plague in "Thy Dungeon Man 2"?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on February 25, 2004, 07:17:55 PM
Becuse I used evle cemical to alter it.

Why did I call myself uvg when my name is Dr. Tyler S. Shadow?

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 25, 2004, 07:18:59 PM
Just because.

Is it true that all nuns have ninja training?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 25, 2004, 08:16:52 PM
It's as true as the fact that all electrons have a degree in profesional driving.

Why is Yoshi the same color as grass and pipes?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on February 25, 2004, 10:27:51 PM
because its better than being the color of dirt and poo.



If mario has brown hair then why does he have a black mustach?





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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 25, 2004, 10:37:09 PM
Two words: Dye.

If Mushrooms and stars have eyes... can they see why kids like Cinnamin Toast Crunch?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2004, 11:12:14 AM
No 'cuz the eyes are just drawn on there.

Where's the cream filling?

Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)

2. When will politics be GONE?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 26, 2004, 12:17:27 PM
Where ISN'T the cream filling?

What is the average salary of a street mime?<p>



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2004, 01:52:22 PM
Depends on how many people are stupid enough to fall for his act.

You want to buy a pair of shoes. You only have a dollar but the LEAST EXPENSIVE pair costs $100. Do you have enough time to get to the movies?

Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)

3. What makes an atom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on February 26, 2004, 04:02:25 PM
Buted tost!

If mario had 2 mushromes, and billy had two appils, why dosen't bnanas go wosh!?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 26, 2004, 07:33:39 PM
Because they're fruity goodness prevents any degree of whatever word you typed at the end of that question.

Where have all the parshnips gone?

Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 26, 2004, 07:52:28 PM
Strong Bad took them to make pie.

Who dropped Home Star off his flying machine?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 26, 2004, 10:59:23 PM
Its the Sneak! Its the Sneak!

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 27, 2004, 08:19:45 PM
DELETED!

What does "Yabba dabba doo" really mean?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 27, 2004, 08:30:12 PM
It means BALEETED!

Why is Fire escaping?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 27, 2004, 09:21:16 PM
You're probably referring to something but I don't what so, I don't know why fire is escaping.

Where are the wild things?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 27, 2004, 09:59:59 PM
The things that are wild.

How long does it take til you get to the exact second, no milisecond, that you reach the point in which you suddenly have an aching feeling that perhaps, and just perhaps, you could possibly be becoming a teency weency little tiny itsy bitsy bit bored of reading each little small iddy biddy word that I have painstakingly put into typing this collection of words that we in the English language refer to as a sentence will my Dell Dimension 4100 Windows Millenium Edition computer with DSL, an Epson Stylus Color 880 Printer, a Memorex TS1000 keyboard, and a Umax Astra 3400 scanner with four blue buttons labeled as follows: SCAN, COPY, CUSTOM, & POWER/SAVING?????

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 28, 2004, 01:45:36 AM
Took me 26 seconds, 490 miliseconds.

Whats twelve by pies?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 28, 2004, 08:16:32 AM
Six whole pies.  (Get it? 12 bi-pies.)

C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some!  You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 28, 2004, 10:47:48 AM
If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cares, why is there a song about it? (Yes, I got that off of a T-Shirt)

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 28, 2004, 11:51:26 AM
Because someone does care...

Who is it that cares?

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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 28, 2004, 02:12:44 PM
Me... I like corn...


If a toaster is sittin' in the third row from the right and there are two strikes, two balls and the batter hits the ball and it flies backwards and hits the toaster is it ball 3, strike 3, or toaster: 0 ball: 1 ?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 28, 2004, 06:45:04 PM
It's a complete reversal of the dynamic whoojiggy of the Laws of Physics of Baseball.
When a dynamic whoojiggy gets reversed someone in Tibet gets a full house, that causes another RoTDWJ of the Law of Poker Physics, that in turn makes a raincloud go an extra 300 hundred yards to the East getting it caught in a jetstream carrying it over the said baseball game.
Thus the game gets rained out before the ball even lands.
I am a genius or a memeber of the non-sane persuasion because of all the stuff I just typed? ^Up there^


My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/28/2004 4:45:42 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 28, 2004, 06:58:21 PM
What's eating Gilbert Grape?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 28, 2004, 06:58:49 PM
Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 28, 2004, 08:26:59 PM
Yes.

Who shot the sherrif?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 28, 2004, 08:38:01 PM
Me, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

What exactly is meant by "magically delicious"?

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 29, 2004, 12:36:38 AM
A: I think it's a subliminal message magically delicious is suoiciled yllacigam backwards
suoiciled = su-i-ci-del
yllacigam = yell-ach-I-gams-are-bleeding
Suicide by bleeding gums= magically delicious
which means that there are tiny razor blades hidden in the marshmallows and eating them is suicide.


Q: Why, Mommy? Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 29, 2004, 02:33:03 AM
Because Mommy and Daddy loved each other very much.

Why must we hurt the ones we love?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 29, 2004, 06:54:28 AM
'Cause it's funny.

Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apple?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 29, 2004, 09:51:14 AM
Because they don't.

Where's the beef?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 29, 2004, 10:50:38 AM
I ATE IT PUNK!!


[wtd]???




Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 2/29/2004 8:54:56 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 29, 2004, 05:49:57 PM
[wtd]? I dunno. It kinda looks like beef to me.

Who killed Mr. Body?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TJOghost8 on February 29, 2004, 06:06:48 PM
President Bush.

Why are Trix only for kids?

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 29, 2004, 06:08:15 PM
Becuz spelling iz for adults.

What does "Narf" mean?



Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 29, 2004, 08:00:44 PM
It is Wakohnese for Fran.

Who coined the phrase "Hakuna Matata"?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 29, 2004, 08:07:31 PM
Some dimwits named "Timon" and "Pumbaa".

TIMON: Hey! We're not dimwits!

PUMBAA: Uhh... Timon... I still don't do so well in crowds. *fart*
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What makes a woopee kushin?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 29, 2004, 08:23:06 PM
I'm gonna jump!  I'm gonna jump!  Oh, that not what it means.  Then what is Leap Day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 29, 2004, 08:23:39 PM
Three things are needed to make a whoopie cushion:
A ballon.
A popsickle stick.
A strange person who is, for some inexplicable reason, obsessed with farting.

Now my question: What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 29, 2004, 08:30:57 PM
There is no reason.  As you said it is "inexplicable".

What is Leap Day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 02, 2004, 03:37:49 PM
"What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting."

She's probably LORD_DUKE. (Look at the first few pages of "A Mario Story: You Add ONE sentence to the tale")

Why does marioguy try to be evil, yet so obnixous?


Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 02, 2004, 03:44:59 PM
Dr. Phil: It's a stage.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 02, 2004, 03:48:28 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/2/2004 1:49:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 02, 2004, 05:20:10 PM
three regulation two by fours.

When isn't it okay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on March 02, 2004, 07:14:58 PM
When you ask if it's okay, and the person you are asking is unable to respond.

What is a stupid qusestion?

I might be Sadib...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 02, 2004, 07:21:37 PM
This.  "Where is the taco barn?"

Now for my real question, Is it too late to bash somebody with a sledgehammer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 02, 2004, 10:37:25 PM
Yes. Sledgehammer bashing hours are 9 to 6, Central Standard Time.

Why is the last of the grapes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 02, 2004, 11:11:08 PM
Yep, they have just enough.

Is there an ant in my pant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 03, 2004, 06:15:12 PM
You mean is there an ant in your PANTS and no, there is not.

Who is LORD_DUKE?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 03, 2004, 06:57:23 PM
I refuse to sing that signature.

Why is the world so cold when you first wake up?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 03, 2004, 07:26:56 PM
Because you slept outside in the snow.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord.

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 03, 2004, 08:19:32 PM
An Elongated Avian.

Why did the frog cross the chicken?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 03, 2004, 10:19:59 PM
For fear of Y2K virus'es's which indulged upon that one side of the chicken which the frog was on before it crossed.

How is a pineapple relevant to apples and pines?

(ps. I meant pant, it's not my fault if I can't afford more than one pant at a time.)

Edited by - Popple on 3/3/2004 8:21:29 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 03, 2004, 10:40:40 PM
Because pineapples go sledding in pine groves and apple orchards only.  (I LIKE hakuna mutata! )

Why do fools fall in love?

Edited by - Markio on 3/3/2004 8:41:50 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 04, 2004, 03:32:54 PM
Because they are fools and they love each other.
What's the base word for nasty?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 04, 2004, 05:15:50 PM
Sadib is the root of it.

Why does perfume smell so bad?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 04, 2004, 07:06:02 PM
Because it's made of camel snot.


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 04, 2004, 08:23:24 PM
Depends if the other personalities are willing to do it.

Are 99% kids allowed to drink Juicy Juice?

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:02:02 PM
Of course not.

If you can regurgitate something, wouldn't you have to have gurgitated it once already?



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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 05, 2004, 09:13:35 PM
Yes.

Why are slime molds not popular pets?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 05, 2004, 09:23:00 PM
They would be, but dealers try to pass off mutts as pure breeds, and science cannot yet tell the difference.

Where my hat is at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:51:00 PM
Double post...



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Edited by - n/a on 3/5/2004 7:52:12 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:51:15 PM
Your hat is at Fat Pat's.



What is the speed of dark?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 06, 2004, 07:04:41 PM
Dark has no speed it is the absence of light, like cold is the absence of heat.

What did the priest say to the rabbi?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 06, 2004, 07:13:47 PM
He said "Hello."

What's black and white and red all over?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 06, 2004, 07:36:47 PM
A zebra with red polka-dots.

Why is plastic explosives?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 06, 2004, 08:24:35 PM
Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 06, 2004, 08:24:47 PM
Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Peach and Daisy on March 06, 2004, 09:16:15 PM
9.

What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 07, 2004, 01:50:22 AM
An eightyfive year old with a festering gaping wound on his (don't know if word is against rules, so wont say) with slugs crawling about inside it, oozing puss and chunky bits of mystery gristle... Or an X-Box.

Who shot JFK?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 07, 2004, 03:38:16 AM
Maggie.

What word didn't Popple say?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 07, 2004, 09:32:32 AM
Prostate.

How much is that doggie in the window, the one with the waggily tail?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 07, 2004, 01:16:40 PM
Six-pence.

Who smells like cheese?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 07, 2004, 01:18:25 PM
Six-pence.

Who smells like cheese?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 07, 2004, 04:34:48 PM
Mr. Face.

If only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on March 07, 2004, 04:49:11 PM
deae people.

How many trees can fall on the head of a pin before someone hears them?


Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 3/7/2004 2:49:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 07, 2004, 05:48:12 PM
I actually did a test on that just last week, on average it was between three and four.

Why is that hand gesture so offensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 07, 2004, 07:14:01 PM
Because some people think you're trying to give them "bunny ears" instead of just the peace sign.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 07, 2004, 07:14:21 PM
No.

Is this the end?

My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/7/2004 5:16:01 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2004, 08:13:42 PM
Yes, it is just the beginning.

Where was Fred's hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 09, 2004, 04:55:19 PM
Fred's hair was over there

Is Snapple the anti-Christ?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on March 09, 2004, 05:34:38 PM
Of course not! Bill gates is the antichrist.

What's the difference between a lawyer and one of those fish that suck on the sides of the tank?

I might be Sadib...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 09, 2004, 05:38:27 PM
The fish are far more humorous to eat.

Who are you? <---like the one nintendo ad slogan.

Pale gray skin, buldging, pulsating eyes, coated in latex and pudding pops, salty, creamy death.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 09, 2004, 06:07:21 PM
Who aren't I?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a beaver could eat Mario's legs?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 09, 2004, 06:32:56 PM
Don't fall asleep in the shower.

Which is also my question.?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 09, 2004, 06:56:12 PM
Yes.

Do 3 rights make a left, or make people dizzy?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 09, 2004, 07:24:28 PM
Yes, it makes a left.

You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 09, 2004, 08:04:10 PM
Well I'm big, and I have a feeling i'm gonna be shot...

When is today's yesterday's tommorow?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 09, 2004, 08:34:24 PM
Best Before Yesterday.

Why?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 10, 2004, 05:46:43 PM
The laws of "Fisiks"!

If Mario had a cape or racoon tail and just took of for flight and hit a block head on in the air, what would happen?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 10, 2004, 06:24:42 PM
Hmmmmm.... I better break out the magic eight ball for this one.....

"Concentrate and ask again"

Why ain't they all up ons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 10, 2004, 07:42:10 PM
Well, logically, if they were, they wouldn't be, if you know what I mean.

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 10, 2004, 09:08:42 PM
Because it points to the seconds? Was that a trick question?

When will the dinosaurs come back?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 11, 2004, 12:11:17 PM
In Dinosaurs 2 (I won't see that...)

If Mario is super then how come he can only fly when he is cape Mario?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 11, 2004, 02:23:56 PM
He's pretty super, but not super enough.

Where did the buffalo go?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 11, 2004, 03:39:04 PM
They got ate up real good.

Is it Ramon or Ramen?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on March 14, 2004, 12:58:13 PM
Stupid answer:  Neither.  It's Raymond.  Everybody loves Raymond.

Stupid question:  Fungi?  Do you say it, "fun-ji" or "fun-gee"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 14, 2004, 01:01:33 PM
"JUKE-BOX".

Why do Birdos drool on Toad?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on March 14, 2004, 02:11:35 PM
They've been conditioned to associate Toad with being fed.

Why doesn't Mario just take the bucket off?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 14, 2004, 04:58:09 PM
The bucket is a size 6 and Mario's nugget is a size 10.

What were McNuggets made of before McDonald's recently started saying they were all white meat?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 14, 2004, 08:53:33 PM
Purple meat.

Why are humburgers so fast in speed?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: pedal to the medal on March 14, 2004, 08:58:08 PM
dunno!

why do Mario & Luigi have Italian accents when they are born in the mushroom world?

The Flea can take anything that you throw at him

Edited by - pedal to the medal on 3/14/2004 7:07:38 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 14, 2004, 10:16:45 PM
They were born in "Little Italy, Mushroom Kingdom"

What does Bowser do in his spare time?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 15, 2004, 07:41:08 AM
He plays Koopa Chess alone and dreams about him beating Mario and Peach to like like him.

What is the secret of Birdo?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarioLandMan on March 15, 2004, 11:40:52 AM
Got a change if you know what I mean  >:->

Why does Wario always flaunt his muscles?
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Edited by - wariolandman on 3/15/2004 9:42:04 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 15, 2004, 03:59:16 PM
He has nothing better to do. Or he's proving that even though he's tubby, he has muscles.

If life gives you lemons what do you do ?*Gets an idea for a sig*

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarioLandMan on March 15, 2004, 05:51:53 PM
sell 'em for 5 bucks apeice!

*giggles*  if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?  *giggle, snort*


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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 15, 2004, 05:56:10 PM
A piece or pieces of paper with questions printed on them, used often to determing intelligence.

Who is in the kitchen with Dina?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 15, 2004, 05:56:54 PM
no response... XD

If you accidentaly smacked some one in the back of the head with a rock you would:
A: Run. Far and fast. or
2: Say sorry, THEN run far and fast?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 15, 2004, 06:07:38 PM
My very first same time post!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 16, 2004, 08:49:49 PM
Run. Chances are saying sorry won't help.

What is the most letter in the quintecimal system?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 17, 2004, 10:46:52 PM
I didn't understand a word you said.
Why was I listening to the Laziest Men on Mars - Invasion of the Gabber Robots when I was posting this?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 18, 2004, 03:47:03 PM
It was all part of my master plan.

Ou est mon chat?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2004, 01:00:17 AM
Are you speaking in tongues, sir?

¿Por que?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 19, 2004, 04:05:34 AM
People just love to try out a different language because it's fun!

Why does Luigi always stay in Mario's shadow?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 19, 2004, 06:28:57 AM
Nintendo designed him that way.

What do you get when you cross crushed fireflower powder, essence of super mushroom, and a cape feather quill used by Thomas Jefferson?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2004, 07:08:40 AM
Something very messed up.

Why are bunnys cute?

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Maybe I need to take a chill pill.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 19, 2004, 05:24:06 PM
Their delicious flesh.

Is a Jackle-Headed tuna still considered an Anubis god? Why or why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2004, 09:30:41 PM
*declines to answer because of Popple's answer*

Where did Marionut#1 go?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 19, 2004, 09:33:36 PM
Over the hills and far away.

Why is the lint green in the Summer of despair?

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2004, 10:05:03 PM
This must be one of those stupid things your brain does. It's playing a trick on your eyes!

Has anyone here heard Blow'd Up by Chupperson Weird?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 20, 2004, 02:44:25 PM
Yes, I'm sure someone here has...

What is in the dark?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 20, 2004, 06:55:00 PM
Things that creep, crawl, and EAT THE SOULS OF THE UNBORN!!!!!

Why do things go bump in the night, instead of snawrling and screeching?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 20, 2004, 07:23:04 PM
Screeeching hurts my voice-- I mean, THEIR voices. heheh...*shifts eyes*

Why am I so amiable?

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 20, 2004, 08:16:13 PM
... Napkin please!

Why is the left not on the right?

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"When life gives you lemons squish ''em in your eyes so you won''t see yourself get torn apart..."-Mario (about to die).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 21, 2004, 08:55:54 AM
It is to someone else's point of view when they are facing you.

I will, I must ask this again. Where's the beef?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2004, 09:35:24 AM
In your face!

If I have a ruler and you have a ruler and he has a ruler and she has a ruler, then what the heck is goin' on here?!?

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Maybe I need to take a chill pill.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 21, 2004, 01:34:06 PM
You're trying to exclude It because It doesn't have a ruler.  (Reminds me of the "we're all dudes" song with Kel Mitchell in Good Burger.)

Can I have a dollar?

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 21, 2004, 04:33:07 PM
Sure! *hands markio a loonie*

Where did my antelope disappear to?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on March 22, 2004, 04:28:26 PM
Dr.S (me):This is some grate antilope pie! where did you get the antilope?
Mom: rodekill.

why are pants fild with pie?

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 22, 2004, 04:45:43 PM
"Pants" and "pie" both start with "p", hence they should be filed together.

What is this feeling?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 22, 2004, 05:35:24 PM
It's the feeling of love, love of the first cornbread-ball of winter. The flaming winter of death, death of the almighty light-bulb, light-bulb of all which is plastic, plastic of the land of gampaz.

Where did he go, George, where did he go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 22, 2004, 05:36:49 PM
It's the feeling of you slowly falling in love with Lizard Dude.

Why/When/Where/Who/How?
Edit: Popple got it first.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/22/2004 3:38:44 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 22, 2004, 11:20:28 PM
He went down South for the Winter.

What is TheEggMan talking about?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 23, 2004, 07:11:01 AM
I have no idea.

Does Markio watch silly Nickelodeon movies too?

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Solrock and Lunatone. Now that there''s a good combination.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 23, 2004, 08:00:08 PM
No that stuff is for kids, not middle-aged video game characters.

Why couldn't GG think of a better question for the 200th post?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 23, 2004, 10:27:14 PM
Maybe she could have but didn't...(BTW, I DO watch a few Nick movies now and then.  Not often, though.)

Have you ever saved the world?

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 24, 2004, 06:56:14 AM
Yes I have!

Why is Dr Eggman evil?

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"For the people of this planet, I promise you... REVENGE!" --Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Radical Highway opening movie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 24, 2004, 04:18:57 PM
He's not evil, he's just misunderstood.

Where my lasers at?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 24, 2004, 05:54:10 PM
Have you checked between the milk and the cold ones? If not, then the're somewhere near that silly putty-ish blob on the couch.

When did all the lubbsters go to.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 25, 2004, 10:01:03 AM
To the fish market, and finally the sea-food restaurent. Where else?

Why does Bowser like to keep any money he finds?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 25, 2004, 06:18:42 PM
Well, you would too right?

Why did my foot fall off?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 25, 2004, 07:50:36 PM
Because you unscrewed your belly button.

Why do I even bother to live anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 25, 2004, 08:58:07 PM
I don't know, if I were you I'd just lay down and die, I mean, we might as well. All of us, we're just going to die in 70 years anyWAY, WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER?!

Orange you glad to see me?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2004, 09:46:25 PM
No, but the lemons are.

Where's the Beef?

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 26, 2004, 02:54:09 AM
It's on your plate, my dear...

Why doesn't Nintendo reveal anything about the next Super Mario game?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 26, 2004, 03:40:41 PM
They want us to be surprized, and so do I.

Are we there yet?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 26, 2004, 06:39:21 PM
No.

Do I smell bad?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 27, 2004, 08:10:13 PM
I don't know, I don't have the sniffernet.

Do I not bleed when you prick my finger?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 27, 2004, 09:56:45 PM
Yes... Aaw man! Now I'm thirsty!

Since when do Plap sour the wood?

I''ma go shower up.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 27, 2004, 10:17:56 PM
Since I ate the cheese puff cactus!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 28, 2004, 05:30:12 PM
Why didn't Jman put a stupid question after his stupid answer?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 29, 2004, 02:41:41 AM
Because he's stupid himself...

Why doesn't Nintendo ever form a romatic bond between Luigi and Daisy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 31, 2004, 04:25:17 PM
Daisy's divorce hasn't been settled yet.

Where have all the Beanie Babies gone?

"There''s only one thing to do at a time like this- STRUT!"- Bart Simpson
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 31, 2004, 05:55:19 PM
They've grown, and are now the adult Beanies from the Beanbean Kingdom.

I am what they is and thats all what you chew, Howz aboot yous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 31, 2004, 07:02:55 PM
None for me, thanks.

What's the best thing about school?

''Are spirits delicious?''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2004, 01:16:38 AM
My math teacher!
Why is my desk so cluttered?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 01, 2004, 01:23:57 AM
You did too much math homework.

What is the integral of e to the negative x squared?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2004, 01:29:14 AM
Uh, pi?
I caught a sea bass! See? Bass!(Why do I keep saying things like that?!(that's the question))

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 01, 2004, 01:53:19 AM
Because you're being sarcastic!

Why do Goombas like to play in Toad Town?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2004, 01:57:54 AM
Because they want to be stomped on by Mario.
Why does everyone hate Pokémon?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 01, 2004, 02:45:33 AM
Because they havn't played Pokémon Colosseum yet!! This game rocks!!



Why does Wario love money?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on April 01, 2004, 06:53:51 PM
Because it buys him food.

What if Mario got stuck in a pipe?

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 02, 2004, 01:24:44 AM
Then he wouldn't warp...

What if Nintendo started making Super Mario games in which ESRB, later on, would rate as 'M'?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 04, 2004, 01:04:28 PM
Nintendo Sales would quadruple!

Why does Peach always wear the same dress?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 04, 2004, 02:08:08 PM
She has a rare disease that makes it impossible for her not to wear a pink dress.

In "Back to the Future", when Marty stopped his mother from meeting his father, why didn't he, his sister, and his brother all instantly disappear, instead of them slowly disappearing over the course of a week?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 04, 2004, 05:08:27 PM
The Time Lords were on their break, so the Time Intern had to try to do their jobs. He was a little slow.

Why is EasyMac so needlessly complicated?

"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 06, 2004, 07:59:31 PM
To frustrate you.

When will those stupid scientists discover infra-violet?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 06, 2004, 08:07:36 PM
Apparently you already have so whats the point?

Why does Peter Cottontail have to hop down the bunny trail, isn't it time we stopped this human/bunny trail segregation?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 06, 2004, 08:12:31 PM
First of all, Peter cotontail is a Hare, not a bunny, secondly, we tried to stop it three years ago, but Rick's all like no, so I cut him. I cut him so bad, I cut him so bad man... that.. he wish I don't cut him so bad... man...

If actions speak louder than words, does that mean acting near a megaphone will make people go deaf?

Edited by - Popple on 4/6/2004 7:17:24 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: 123James on April 06, 2004, 08:18:13 PM
You just seen the Toy'R'Us Easter sale commercial, haven't you?

Why does Yoshi need to eat fruit every few minuets/seconds or else he will sufer the same fate as falling into water on "Super Mario Sunshine"?

Edit:Ooops I posted to late...

Edit2 (Answering Popple's Question): I could not hear you, could you take a step closer toward the microphone?

Edited by - 123James on 4/6/2004 7:30:32 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 07, 2004, 02:08:02 AM
It is quite normal for a Yoshi to eat more than its own body mass every day!

Why does Peach not act like a spoilt child? After all, she is a princess...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 07, 2004, 10:34:57 AM
Because she is a spoiled child.

Is Pac-Man impotent? After all he and Ms. Pac-Man have existed for over 15 years, and yet there are no little Pacs running around the maze.

-------------------------------------------------------------
A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 07, 2004, 01:30:37 PM
No, they take the pill.

Is Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 07, 2004, 01:56:54 PM
Mario happens to not not un-be the inverse of un-isn't not.
And there are little pacs, Pac-Man Jr. and the little baby pac-infant are both featured in Pac-Man 2 for the SNES.

Is the tortilla chip found in australia really smothered in cheese salsa only found in australia?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 07, 2004, 05:57:56 PM
Yes.

What is the greatest song in the world?

-------------------------------------------------------------
Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:

Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2004, 06:09:50 PM
The greatest song is a song about me when I saved a singer's dog from dying of cancer, but sadly that hasn't happened yet so there is no greatest song.

Why is Amy Sonic's girlfriend when he never went out with her?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 07, 2004, 06:16:45 PM
Amy just likes Sonic. But Sonic likes Princess Sally.

When will people realize that they'd all be a lot happier if they catered to my every whim?

"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2004, 06:21:13 PM
Never.

Am I really Sonya the Hedgehog?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 07, 2004, 06:26:28 PM
No.

Why is the grass green?

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 07, 2004, 06:59:40 PM
Chloroplast baby, chloroplast(sp?).


Why is the sky blue?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on April 07, 2004, 07:20:20 PM
Because it's reflecting the ocean.

Why is April such a cruel month?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 07, 2004, 07:34:25 PM
That's when Family Circus has a marathon.

Why is Family Circus NEVER funny?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 07, 2004, 08:13:41 PM
A thick layer of creamy fish chum blocks out the initial funny, the rest is lost as it travels through an eyeball's atmosphere.

Why is there a raindrop on starburst wrappers?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on April 07, 2004, 09:42:15 PM
raindrop:rainbow::starburst:skittles

If new means that there was nothing preceding it, and improved means that something before it has been made better, what in the world does "new and improved!" mean?

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 08, 2004, 03:41:55 PM
It means that I really am Sonya the hedgehog.

Why are babies adorable?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 08, 2004, 04:00:35 PM
It's so we aren't tempted to eat our young.

How is Kammy Koopa related to Kamek?

"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 14, 2004, 01:13:18 AM
I >seriously< always ask that question myself!!
She could either be his (possibly twin, like everything else if you know what I mean) sister... or his wife!

Why does it hurt when Mario touchs a Podaboo?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 14, 2004, 09:37:54 AM
Because he doesn't like them.

Am I asking a question?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 14, 2004, 09:59:38 AM
Yes!

When did Luigi have his own game, the first time?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 14, 2004, 10:27:46 AM
Yes...

NNgrch, are you angels?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 16, 2004, 07:38:04 PM
That Qusestion is unanswerable.

What is five o'clock?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on April 16, 2004, 07:41:41 PM
It's yesterday.

Why do people take showers if they'll get dirty the next day anyway?

______________________________
"Legolas is a guy?!" -My Sister

Edited by - Meowrik on 4/16/2004 7:39:10 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: 123James on April 16, 2004, 11:21:32 PM
What's the deal? Did your mom just make you to take a shower or what?

Why toes TY still make new Beanie Babies?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 17, 2004, 08:14:55 AM
I don't know why he toes anything.

Why does the sun shine, why do the birds sing?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 17, 2004, 08:36:24 AM
The sun shines because it's shiny, and birds sing because they were forced to by an evil somethingorother.

Why do burgers taste?

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Baby Bowser on April 17, 2004, 04:28:37 PM
Burgers taste because there tasty.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on April 17, 2004, 07:12:08 PM
How many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 17, 2004, 07:22:15 PM
Depends on how long it takes them to get their tongues out of knots.

Why after tasting or smelling something bad to most people offer it to someone else to taste or smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 18, 2004, 08:00:14 AM
Because some people are unable to make the smallest of decisions w/o other peoples approval, even deciding if a clearly rancid piece of food is in fact rancid.

Now, seriously you guys, where is the beef?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on April 18, 2004, 01:23:18 PM
At the supermarket, waiting to be bought...

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, and hits a mime, does anyone care?

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 18, 2004, 07:13:00 PM
The mimes don't care.

Don't fall asleep in the shower?

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 19, 2004, 09:56:34 AM
No way!!

What would happen if Dinosaur Land was totally destroyed?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 19, 2004, 04:36:12 PM
Total Destruction.

How do Bowser do what he do... always doing the stuff he do's?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 20, 2004, 02:27:55 AM
'Cause he can do it!!

Why would Nintendo love to tease us with anticipation and suspense of revealling their new games!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 20, 2004, 05:26:59 PM
Because they like doing stuff like that.

Why are there more stupid people in Canada than in any other country?(not JJ, he's cool)

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 20, 2004, 05:29:05 PM
Because Canadians are idiots!

Why do we all need some dose of Super Mario-ism?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 20, 2004, 06:38:45 PM
I don't know about you guys, but the doctors told me that if I don't receive it, I'll die.

What exactly is meant by "Hey, Diddle, Diddle"?

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 20, 2004, 08:06:16 PM
Excuse me! Canadians are no more idiots than Americans!

Someone is calling for Diddle.

Where is the Wawopif?

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on April 21, 2004, 12:17:01 PM
"Canadian's are idiots!"

WE SURE ARE :S
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 01, 2004, 11:17:17 AM
"I am the Eggman! That's what I am!
I am the Eggman! I got the master plan!
I am the Eggman! That's what I am!
I am the Eggman! I got the master plan!" -- theme song for Eggman (or should I say Egg-HEAD!)(that's the answer)

Why is a big blob protruding out of my belly?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on May 01, 2004, 04:42:30 PM
When a mommy and daddy love eachother... er... I mean... uh... the stork.

Why would daddy take the T-Bird away?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2004, 04:46:07 PM
Because of mama's new squeeze box.

Why of all of Mario's move, which is the funny/weirdest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on May 01, 2004, 09:44:41 PM
Because it's funny/wierd.

Bork?

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2004, 09:52:06 PM
A cross between Beef and Pork.  Like Spork.

Why does a picture of Mario and the Princess have the word "Mashroom" on it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on May 01, 2004, 10:25:57 PM
its an optical illusion, just like mario and peach kissing...

or is it a mushroom?

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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2004, 10:50:04 PM
http://www.geocities.com/dr_shows/SuperMashroomCupples.jpg
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 07, 2004, 06:41:47 PM
Uhhh... no, not really, no...

Who just... uhh... passed noxious fumes?

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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on May 07, 2004, 06:51:54 PM
Guilty.

Who cares?

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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 07, 2004, 07:01:17 PM
Who doesn't?

Who doesn't?

"I want us to go fowards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards salvation."- Kodos, disguised as Clinton
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on May 08, 2004, 02:24:10 AM
 i don't.

 why does mario have brown hair but black mustache?


(insert signature here)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2004, 04:30:37 PM
Two words: Hair dye.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 08, 2004, 07:49:38 PM
The egg came first.

Where have all my dinosaurs gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 10, 2004, 02:46:37 AM
They all went to that big jungle in the sky...

Why did Peach used to change hair colour once in while?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2004, 06:50:56 PM
Two words: Hair dye.

Do I hafta?

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ME: Say hello to my little friend!

LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 12, 2004, 07:31:44 AM
Yes! You hafta!

Who is the one responsible for Nintendo's great success!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 12, 2004, 07:26:23 PM
Me.

Why is a tomato?

It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on May 12, 2004, 07:46:42 PM
Because you made it be.

Why am I here?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 13, 2004, 06:30:22 AM
Because you love Luigi...

Why does Mario always have to save the princess!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 13, 2004, 01:45:59 PM
Well, you would save your boyfriend/girlfriend if they were kidnapped by a big ugly turtle, too, wouldn't you?

Why?

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ME: Say hello to my little friend!

LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 13, 2004, 02:00:01 PM
Why not?

How does toast work?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 13, 2004, 02:51:45 PM
By putting it in a toaster...

Why does Luigi like Daisy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 13, 2004, 04:38:56 PM
Because he dosen't like Tulips. (Haahahha play on words)!

True or False?

Push button...
Receive Bacon!

Edited by - koopaslaya on 5/13/2004 3:40:13 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 13, 2004, 06:55:48 PM
If you say so!

Why are my toenails green?!?!?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on May 13, 2004, 09:29:21 PM
Only on thursdays, though.

Why doesn't Mario shave?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 13, 2004, 09:37:28 PM
He suffers razor burn.

How does selling shoes cause you to be an axe murderer?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 14, 2004, 02:02:59 AM
Things happen!

What is the worst thing that can come out in a Toad?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 14, 2004, 12:39:47 PM
Spores.

Since when was Bob Saget funny?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 14, 2004, 02:14:49 PM
Since he . . . I don't know.

Speaking of Bob Saget, where did he go?

"Boy, I sure wish I had some dynamite."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 15, 2004, 01:30:13 AM
He's stuck in the Bomb Shelter.

Why was our Bomb Shelter created?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2004, 08:13:02 PM
Because Mario Bar is da bomb.

What is A Bomb?

It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 15, 2004, 08:39:00 PM
What Link uses to destroy Lizard Dudes.

How am I going to be able to justify close to $1000 in video games and hardware?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2004, 07:00:18 PM
First get $1000.
Next buy video games and hardware with the 1 grand ONLY until you run out.
Finally teach them justice.

What happens when Homer says "Doh!" and then he says "Nuts!"?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 16, 2004, 07:06:31 PM
I cringe at yet another use of that completely dead joke.

Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

"Never eat at a restaurant that enforces the 5-second rule."- Me
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2004, 07:14:31 PM
Me. That. Here. Now. Because. It just did.

Where's my dog?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 16, 2004, 07:20:05 PM
I don't know, but I just laughed out loud at your 6 answers.

Why did a member here tell someone there was a box under the screen of a Mario game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on May 16, 2004, 08:55:55 PM
It was a member's BROTHER, thank you.
(Post intended as neither answer nor question.)

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2004, 08:50:06 AM
I dunno.

Will someone do my chores for me?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on May 28, 2004, 11:37:12 AM
*Scoffs* You wish.

Will someone do MY chores for me?

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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2004, 02:32:14 PM
No way!

What the crud?

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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarlieMoo on May 28, 2004, 07:11:38 PM
Why is Yoshi Green?

Edited by - MarlieMoo14 on 5/28/2004 6:16:31 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 07:20:30 PM
Because he doesn't have any red or blue pigment.

Why did Bowser "realy" join Mario in SMRPG?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 28, 2004, 07:39:13 PM
To make an even number of five group members.

What was Luigison "realy" asking?

"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 07:56:19 PM
If anyone would question my "speling".

Why are roses red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on May 28, 2004, 09:24:10 PM
They are the cause of cancer and they are trying to warn the humans not to smell them with it's blood-red hue.

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on May 28, 2004, 09:24:50 PM
Why don't I live in Myrtle Beach?

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 09:34:24 PM
Because you live in Djibouti, and they don't let people from Djibouti out much.

Where is Djibouti?

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/28/2004 8:38:54 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 28, 2004, 09:55:26 PM
That's where the Pikmin live.

Why am I so jolly?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 11:13:25 PM
Because you have a bowl full of Easy Bake jelly.

Why/How are you so smart?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 29, 2004, 03:32:20 PM
It's all in the name, Luigison, it's all in the name.

What is my real name?

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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on May 29, 2004, 08:13:43 PM
Bed-wetgeril.

How many pies can capten olmar eat befor he dided of herpia?

http://www.geocities.com/ethasamullet/dontclickhere.htm Dont go there because it is my arcives of Ds picurs.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 29, 2004, 08:53:11 PM
One, it fell into his keyboard caused massive typos, total destroyed his spell checker, and shocked him to death.

Who is the Ultimate Video Gamer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2004, 10:32:48 AM
Me!

Where did all the dodo birds go?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on May 30, 2004, 02:25:49 PM
They live with the prawns now. They live with the prawns.

?egassem siht rehpiced uoy naC

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 30, 2004, 03:45:43 PM
No.

Have you had your break today?

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 30, 2004, 04:56:29 PM
Maaaaaaaybeeeeee...

Why did the Jiggly Wiggly Piggly go Jiggly Wiggly Wiggly? (My friend came up with this one! I tried to stop him, but he had a gun pointed at my head. He's still my friend, though.)



There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 31, 2004, 02:09:58 AM
Probably it forgot how to Piggly...

Why did the Goomba jump off the cliff?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 31, 2004, 08:42:31 AM
It had no reason to live...

What color is my dog Tidbit?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 31, 2004, 12:17:30 PM
I can't tell.  The webcam I have hidden in the dog house is black and white only.


Why don't you click here to see an image of Tidbit.

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/31/2004 11:57:08 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 01, 2004, 07:12:07 AM
Because I can't click it...

Why would Peach go towards the danger instead of away from it!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 01, 2004, 09:44:32 AM
So she could stand up to the evil that she usually runs from, or she's dumb.

Ok?

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 01, 2004, 12:22:38 PM
Nope.

Why are nuns so easy to impress?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 02, 2004, 01:45:38 AM
Nuns are forced to be impressed so to 'buy' their way to Heaven...

Why does Mario always go and say, 'Mama mia'?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 09:20:07 AM
Mario has deep subconcios love for his long lost mother and spouts the frase mama mia without consiously realising it.

Why did the star change from white to yellow?

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 09:27:54 AM
stars look better in yelow

why is waluigi, waluigi instead of waligi

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 02, 2004, 10:48:34 AM
Otherwise, we wouldn't recognize him as Luigi's evil twin...

Why does Yoshi like to throw eggs?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 02, 2004, 10:57:30 AM
Because he dosen't like to throw mushrooms!

How many?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: True Mario on June 02, 2004, 11:20:30 AM
seven

Why does baby mario and mario appear in Mario Tennis?

Mario has fused with the N-force!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 12:51:29 PM
the super mario tennis time machine

Why is mario fat and luigi skinny

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 02, 2004, 03:40:59 PM
Because Y=Mx+b

Why do we capatlize I but not me?

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 6/2/2004 2:41:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 03:42:15 PM
Because I is too cool for me

Why are we compelled to post stuiped mario quetions?

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 02, 2004, 07:40:14 PM
I dunno!

Am I wearing underwear?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 02, 2004, 07:56:51 PM
Oh, gross.  I refuse to answer that.

Why did you go there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 03, 2004, 02:39:47 AM
Because these are the rules of that place.

Why does Mario always jump?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 6/3/2004 1:45:46 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: True Mario on June 03, 2004, 04:17:38 AM
Because he has ants in his pants.

Why does Luigi look to save Mario in Mario's Missing?  I mean, now he has the spotlight!

Mario has fused with the N-force!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 03, 2004, 09:52:19 AM
Mario is his brother, and Luigi loves his brother!

Why does Yoshi like Yoshi Cookies?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 03, 2004, 11:59:41 AM
Dunno!

Why?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on June 03, 2004, 04:10:40 PM
Why not?

Okay, there are four cows on top of a building, one red, one blue, one yellow, and the last one brown. The red one turns to the yellow one and says, "My, it sure looks fun down there," as he gazes at the pavement below him. So, the red one jumps off. Thinking no pain would happen, the yellow one followed the red one. Naturally, they both die. Next the blue one turns to the brown one and shakes his head. The brown one looks quizzicly at the blue one and after saying three words, he jumps off. Why? (Note:The brown cow was not depressed or mentally challenged in any way)

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 03, 2004, 04:17:41 PM
The brown cow said, "When in Rome, . . ."

Was that the right answer?

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on June 03, 2004, 04:29:16 PM
Surprisingly, no. The brown cow said , "I'll save them!"

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 06, 2004, 06:55:33 PM
Uh... why is Bowser ugly?


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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 06, 2004, 07:09:01 PM
Because of the eye beholding him.

Would you think Mario were ugly if he were the evil boss and Bowser were the hero?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on June 06, 2004, 07:28:01 PM
That depends.
Would he look like a melodrama villian, like he did for old Donkey Kong Jr. art?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2004, 07:07:11 PM
I guess...

What's the name of the dog (mutt) in the Rugrats TV show? (only one correct answer)

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 08, 2004, 09:22:08 PM
SPIKE!

Why do people making annying rumors about pointless that don't exist and never will exist about Mario things that go on forever and take a millinum to get rid of?

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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 09, 2004, 02:49:58 AM
Because Super Mario-based rumour-creators believe that their rumours will somehow pressure Nintendo into doing the things that are based on the rumours...

Why does Wario hate Mario so darn much?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 09, 2004, 06:45:46 PM
Blee!

What the heck was that?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 10, 2004, 02:27:52 AM
I think it was a flying pig.

What does Daisy like the most?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 10, 2004, 11:27:09 AM
The end of threads that were good at first but are now drawn out.

Why doens't someone end this?

I strike fear into the hearts of stray cats.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 10, 2004, 01:56:46 PM
People are compelled to answer questions.

Is this the end?

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on June 10, 2004, 02:00:36 PM
Only God knows....

Do you know the muffin man?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 10, 2004, 03:37:19 PM
The Muffin Man is my evil arch-rival. He is the brother of the evil Chuckles the Clown.

Why are people full of gas?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2004, 03:50:07 PM
'Cuz we go to the gas station.

What does Mario say when you switch for him and slip on a Banana at the same time?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 10, 2004, 03:53:35 PM
"It's-a Mario-- WAAHAAHHAH!!"

What is 12 times the square root of mayo?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2004, 03:56:49 PM
12 square roots of mayo!

Why did the camera cross the road?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 11, 2004, 02:38:23 AM
It wanted to get pun-'tures'...

Why Mario is very angry at Toad?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on June 11, 2004, 07:45:08 AM
Because he's a rageaholic that refuses to take anger management classes.

How is it possible that a cow could jump over the moon?

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 12, 2004, 01:18:14 PM
With sproingy shoes.

Do cows even HAVE sproingy shoes?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on June 12, 2004, 02:38:46 PM
Cows don't even have feet, thus they cannot wear sproingy shoes.

Why is it so boring to take showers?

______________________
What part of the chicken is the McNugget, exactly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ?????? ???? ??????? on June 12, 2004, 02:40:23 PM
Because you're always alone.

Are swimming meets a good place for a date?

My identity will not be spoken.

Edited by - ?????? ???? ??????? on 6/12/2004 1:40:39 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 13, 2004, 05:49:19 PM
Video clip! *shows date @ swim meet* "Oh Charles, I love you!" "I love you too, Wendy!" *splash* "Charles! My new dress!" "Wendy! My new tux!" *both walk away w/ruined clothes* *vid clip ends* So the answer is NO!

Did the wheels on the bus go round and round ALL through the town or just halfway?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on June 13, 2004, 08:07:04 PM
I myself prefer to think of it in the "the tires are the things on the car that make contact with the road" sense.
Both are good.

...So if the non-green Yoshis from Super Mario World are able to perform feats with koopa shells because they were born (or hatched, whatever) on Star Road, why is it that a normal green Yoshi who gets a pair of Yoshi wings and changes color is thereafter able to perform the feat of flying, despite a lack of affiliation with Star Road?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 14, 2004, 03:21:47 AM
The truth is, Nintendo made a cut-scene where they replaced the green Yoshi with the blue one before Mario reaches the secret level...
The game editors then made an effect where it seemed that the green Yoshi turned blue...

If Wendy O. Koopa fell in love with Mario, what will Mario's reaction be if he found out?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 15, 2004, 07:56:20 PM
Just like this old claymation guy named Mr Bill: "OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhNoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

What is my new guinea pig's name?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 17, 2004, 07:25:13 PM
Fluffernut!

Where is everybody?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 17, 2004, 11:57:31 PM
Hiding in their holes, and will not come out until Nintendo releases, at least, Paper Mario 2...



What is the worst thing Peach could do?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 18, 2004, 06:32:50 PM
You don't want to know.

When is the last train to Clarksville?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 18, 2004, 08:08:37 PM
Oh, about six thirty.

Who was that masked man?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 19, 2004, 01:55:47 PM
Hey, it could have been a masked WOMAN, ya know.

Why are babies so good at basketball?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 19, 2004, 03:06:02 PM
 . . . Because they can DRIBBLE! HAHAHAHAHA!

Why are babies so good as basketballs?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 19, 2004, 04:59:41 PM
Because they are soft, esspecially their heads.

Why does this happen?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 19, 2004, 05:58:27 PM
This always happens.

Why does Deezer keep updating this site?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 20, 2004, 11:32:41 AM
There are still lots of super rare Super Mario games and stuff from the past and present (like the Super Mario anime of the eighties), and there will be lots of Super Mario games and stuff in the future (like Miyamoto's super secret next Super Mario platformer, and I REALLY WANT TO SEE DAT GAME BEFORE I GO, pardon me, BONKERS!!!)

Why does Bowser not like to show people that he has a good-guy's emotion deep within him?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on June 20, 2004, 11:44:09 AM
He wants a girlfriend.

Who's chuck?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

Edited by - luigi~lover on 6/20/2004 10:44:34 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 24, 2004, 01:35:56 AM
He's also Chucky...

What's Yoshi's favourite toy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 26, 2004, 09:28:11 PM
Yoshi Doll from Mario Party 4!

What is Yoshi's favorite fruit?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2004, 10:08:51 AM
Dunno.

Why does Popeye eat spinich?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on June 27, 2004, 01:10:26 PM
Popeye eats his spinach so he'll win the finish, he's Popeye the Sailor Man. TOOT TOOT!

Why can't I be a ninja?

I can''t think of a signature.  Gimme suggestions.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on June 27, 2004, 03:34:45 PM
You can be one, just believe!

Why can't I go to the Mushroom Kingdom?



~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 27, 2004, 03:36:46 PM
You're not pixelated enough.

Why is the Mushroom Kingdom so pixist?

ProTip: Link is the original chosen one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 27, 2004, 04:30:37 PM
Because it was created for the NES.

What do you get when you cross Wario with Luigi?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on June 27, 2004, 04:40:36 PM
Probably one of those wrestling matches Jman writes about.

In corn dogs, how do they get the weiner into the corny exterior?

I can''t think of a signature.  Gimme suggestions.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 27, 2004, 05:03:28 PM
The world may never know.

Will Nintendo ever release it's long anticipated game?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 28, 2004, 04:58:38 PM
I dunno.

Why?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on July 02, 2004, 04:42:39 PM
Because.

What chemicals are in Mario's fireballs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on July 02, 2004, 04:42:40 PM
Because.

What chemicals are in Mario's fireballs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2004, 11:11:29 AM
Dunno.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bench?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 04, 2004, 11:09:04 AM
Comment:  In the chemistry class at my school the teacher made fireballs and threw them back and forth across the room with another teacher.  I missed it, but will check the formula when we get back to school in September.

Note:  The above was a comment only and was not intended as a stupid "Qusestion" or a stupid answer.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on July 05, 2004, 10:35:13 AM
That is a joke, not a question...
(Time to get a new bench, har-dee-har-har...)

Why doesn't Luigi have as much bravery as his brother?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 05, 2004, 12:56:59 PM
He got the good looks instead.

Why does GiftedGirl answer our questions with "Dunno" instead of coming up with a clever answer?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 05, 2004, 01:23:11 PM
Because she can't think if anything.

Does princess peach have kidnapping insurance?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on July 05, 2004, 06:06:11 PM
She would if the rates weren't so high.

Is today alright for tonite?

Today is alright 4 2night!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 06, 2004, 09:26:40 AM
I don't know, how about yesterday's tonight?

Why can't Nintendo create Mario dolls that can move, see, hear, feel, and think?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 07, 2004, 12:02:46 PM
Because they'd get sued by Disney.

How much do mario & luigi charge for unblocking Peach's blocked drains.

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 07, 2004, 03:42:20 PM
A Super Mushroom per drain; they threaten Peach by saying they'll put a poison mushroom in her drains if she doesn't pay.

How many Donkey Kongs does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 08:13:03 AM
1/4 of a Donkey Kong, 'cuz Donkey Kong is bigger then the lamp!

How many Fluffernuts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Fluffernut is my guinea pig.)

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 08, 2004, 12:17:03 PM
Unknown, because they could never get enough Fluffernuts to screw in the lightbulb.

Why is there an upside-down "L" on Waluigi's hat?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 08, 2004, 01:20:52 PM
Waluigi is luigi's evil "twin" so the L is flipped like mario's M is for Wario.

If Bowser is a reptile, how come he has red hair on his head?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 01:43:02 PM
It's a wig.

Who killed Mr. Body?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on July 08, 2004, 04:50:09 PM
He commited suicide.

Is this a yes or no question?

''Procrastinate now. Don’t put it off.'' -Ellen Degeneres
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 05:55:29 PM
No.

Why did Clifford the big red dog grow so big?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 08, 2004, 07:00:06 PM
Mr. Boddy gave him all his food.

Why did the last red flea jump off a cliff into the sea of holes?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 07:15:22 PM
No idea WHAT that means.

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 08, 2004, 07:39:06 PM
Fuh, because he wanted to get to Pepperland.
That, and he was stapled to the chicken.

So the question now is:
Why is that chicken in such a hurry?  What on earth could make a chicken want to move so quickly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on July 08, 2004, 10:22:54 PM
Toast!

Why does spatula sound so funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2004, 08:41:13 AM
No, not toast.

Why does Fluffernut climb all over me when the books that say guinea pigs don't climb?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 11, 2004, 12:25:56 PM
Fluffernut has CLEARLY never read the books, and so doesn't know.

...Why are Yoshi's arms orange in Super Mario World?

Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 7/11/2004 11:35:46 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2004, 05:33:35 PM
He was wearing gloves.

What would happen if Mario met Pikachu?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 11, 2004, 07:30:06 PM
They would have a Fiesta.

Why does this chicken of the sea taste like tuna?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 13, 2004, 08:56:45 AM
It's a tuna-eating chicken.

Where do babies come from?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on July 13, 2004, 02:23:43 PM
Ask your parents/legal guardians.

Do you like Myrtle Beach as much as I do?

Today is alright 4 2night!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 14, 2004, 12:52:23 PM
Probably.

If Bowser keeps on kidnapping peach, why doesn't she employ better guards?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 14, 2004, 01:10:53 PM
Wadges are too high.

How come I used to have every Ninja Turtles action figure ever.

Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 14, 2004, 04:20:46 PM
You liked Ninja Turtles.

Why did Clifford grow so big that the Howards had to leave their home?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 14, 2004, 06:57:42 PM
Radiation.

Will there ever be a rainbow?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 15, 2004, 10:42:20 AM
If you plant a skittle.

Why does Peach like Pink so much?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2004, 04:37:43 PM
She looks pretty in pink.

What the heck?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on July 15, 2004, 09:14:57 PM
I'm sorry you're going to have to be more specific.

Do you want to be in my experimental film?

Reality slowed bent Time and.
The and on Eggman But on went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on July 15, 2004, 09:22:36 PM
Only if there's a sandwich in it for me.

Where do the pits in SMB lead to?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 7/15/2004 8:22:52 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 15, 2004, 11:28:34 PM
SMB2, believe it or not.

Why does Capcom keep making Mega Man X games?  They're not fun any more!  I mean, you'd think "Duff McWhalen" would've been a clear enough sign that they'd gone too far, but no!!  Why?!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 16, 2004, 07:22:28 AM
'Cuz they're lazy bums with nothing better to do.

Do your feet stink?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 16, 2004, 09:02:42 AM
Only on Tuesdays when the sky is low, the sun is in, and the sea is 15 leters above sea level.

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of the Tootsie-Pop???

Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 16, 2004, 12:57:39 PM
Over 104 (that's when I stopped trying).

What was Willis talkin' 'bout?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 16, 2004, 02:37:03 PM
Nothing.

Why is my computer busted?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 16, 2004, 03:31:00 PM
Because you've formatted the hard drive too many times.

Why has Birdo not been in a mainstream mario game since Mario RPG?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 17, 2004, 02:41:53 PM
The poor thing got lost.

Why does Luigi's voice sound different in almost every game?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 18, 2004, 02:41:31 PM
Crud.

What's for dinner?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 18, 2004, 05:11:24 PM
Food.

What kind of music does Daisy like?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 18, 2004, 06:09:12 PM
A mix of country, heavy metal and opera, but occasionally she'll listen to techno.

Why is the sky blue?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 18, 2004, 06:29:44 PM
There are Swamperts living there.

Do my feet stink?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 18, 2004, 08:48:57 PM
Yea! They smell like rotten meat!

Do you have the bunny inside?



~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 19, 2004, 10:38:57 AM
Yeah.

Am I a fartbutt?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 19, 2004, 08:22:08 PM
I don't really wanna find that out.

Where's Waldo?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on July 19, 2004, 09:05:14 PM
We couldn't get him to come out of his room, he was crying and said something about being "unnoticable" and "just a speck in the crowd".

How long will Mario live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 20, 2004, 07:25:41 AM
As long as SpongeBob is immature, Team Rocket can't catch Pikachu and Barney is stupid, Mario shall live.

Why do Yoshies sound like Stitch?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 20, 2004, 12:46:08 PM
Ahem, Stitch sounds like Yoshi.

Do you hate Mario is Missing and want to tell the world about it?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 20, 2004, 01:00:09 PM
No,not really

If peach is a princess, who rules the mushroom kingdom?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 20, 2004, 02:48:21 PM
A monkey named Bob.

Want fries with that?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on July 20, 2004, 04:23:07 PM
No think you!

Why do bubbles appear in the upper right-hand corner of movie screens?

"That will really put the pressure on those phony Koopa plumbers" -Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3., Toddler Terros of Time Travel (DiC, 1990)

Edited by - marioseeker on 7/20/2004 3:24:51 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 20, 2004, 04:24:27 PM
Yeah! I love fries!

Why does Bowser chase Wario and Waluigi in the MG:TT opening movie?

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JRC Quote 1: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 20, 2004, 05:37:58 PM
A post was skipped so I will pick it up:

marioseeker Posted - 20 July 2004 15:23 PST
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No think you!

Why do bubbles appear in the upper right-hand corner of movie screens?

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Luigison replies:

I think you ment thank.  (but maybe you have mind powers that allow you to make someone not give you fries.

Movies are analog film that are so long they must be put on several spools.  Those ovals at the top right of movies shown in theaters are to trigger the next roll of film.  This was explain in the movie Fight Club.  Although I don't typically like movies with lots of violence and sex, Fight Club was worth buying the DVD because of its wonderfull plot and well developed charater(s).

I hope Microsofts push for digital theaters works because I am tired of seeing those "cigarette burns" as they are called in the industry.  Digital theaters would also be much clearing be cause there is no film to wear out, get hairs and dust on, etc.

The previous question still stands as I was just trying to answer one that was skipped.

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 21, 2004, 02:02:00 PM
Because he is tired of kidnapping peach (for the moment).

Why do waluigi's eyes light up whenever he scores a point in the N64 Mario Tennis?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 21, 2004, 04:50:09 PM
GiftedGirl's question: "Why does Bowser chase Wario and Waluigi in the MG:TT opening movie?"

Sqrt2's answer: "Because he is tired of kidnapping peach (for the moment)."

Luigison's answer: While Sqrt2's answer may be true, I think that he chases them because one of them had hit him in the eye with a golf ball.

Sqrt2's question:  "Why do waluigi's eyes light up whenever he scores a point in the N64 Mario Tennis?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 22, 2004, 12:55:47 PM
Lightglobes?

Do you have any toilet paper I can borrow?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 7/3/2005 12:54:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 22, 2004, 01:03:34 PM
Yes, but the shipping cost and time might be a bit more than you are willing to ascept.

"Do you have a canoe I can borrow?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 24, 2004, 12:56:40 PM
Give me 500 pounds and I'll see what I can do.

How many drunken Hammer Bros. does it take to smash a lightbulb?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 24, 2004, 03:25:06 PM
ANSWER:  That question is flawed.  A car cannot travel at the speed of light.  There is not enough energy in the Universe.  If there were, the car would become light (electromagnetic radiation).

But since you asked a stupid "Qusestion" I will also reply with a stupid answer.

STUPID ANSWER:  An infinite number of monkeys would fly out of the tail pipe quoting Shakespear.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 24, 2004, 03:40:51 PM
ACTUAL ANSWER: It would take ONE drunk Hammer Brother to smash a light bulb. It would just take him a while to get past the flying tailpipe monkeys.

NEXT STUPID QUESTION: Where did the word "stupid" come from, anyway?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Vidgmchtr on July 24, 2004, 06:06:20 PM
Um, your shell.

Why do people have to ask math problems?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 24, 2004, 06:41:05 PM
Cuz they can.

What's Mario's favorite Pokemon?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 24, 2004, 09:53:24 PM
Golf Deezer.

Who's that knockin' on the wall?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2004, 08:32:33 AM
Me.

What's a kisbel?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2004, 04:55:10 PM
Gotta go!

Do you know that annoys the crud outta people?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 28, 2004, 06:59:25 PM
The Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves. Whenever I hear it, my crud is just annoyed out of me.

What is in the special sauce?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 28, 2004, 07:04:08 PM
Special ingredients.

Why bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 29, 2004, 02:17:36 PM
Because bread is cheap.

Why do toads have high-pitched voices?

I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 29, 2004, 02:39:26 PM
Because the guy the does there voice should be shot.

Where IS Waldo?

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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE

Edited by - gamemaster79 on 7/29/2004 1:40:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 29, 2004, 02:47:10 PM
Find Waldo here.


Where's Waldo's Dog?






Random Signature

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 7/29/2004 1:51:03 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 29, 2004, 03:20:32 PM
Chasing that cat over there!

hey! Where's my hat?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 29, 2004, 03:28:08 PM
Behind the cold ones.

Are we there yet?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2004, 07:44:24 AM
Don't make me turn this car around!!!

How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggle-dy tail?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 30, 2004, 11:43:26 AM
If you can shove 12 dog treats in your mouth it's free!

How funky is your chicken?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Deezer on July 30, 2004, 01:03:13 PM
It's more subservient than funky.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 30, 2004, 04:13:50 PM
No, I'm only bad enough to save the vice-president.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 30, 2004, 09:41:57 PM
Whoever it was, I'd like to shake his hand.

What's that blue thing doing here?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 31, 2004, 01:05:01 PM
Nothing, apparently?

Why does it always rain on me?

I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 31, 2004, 02:22:56 PM
Because you are missing the bit that keeps you out of the rain.


Where have all the good times gone?






Random Signature

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 31, 2004, 07:00:20 PM
In the recycling. (Time magazine)

Where is the traffic signal?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 01, 2004, 04:22:01 PM
Somewhere safe(I hope).

Why doesn't Wart like vegetables?

I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 01, 2004, 04:31:39 PM
Because he's allergic.

Who is who?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 01, 2004, 05:04:51 PM
You is who!

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 01, 2004, 06:12:40 PM
The huma-huma-nuka-nuka-opuaha.

Who left the milk out?

I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2004, 07:35:54 AM
Yum!

What did one foot say to the other?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 03, 2004, 08:24:11 AM
"I am 12 inches long!"

What happens if you subtract Green-flavored jello from Bowser's shell?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on August 03, 2004, 11:02:22 AM
A shell that no longer has a life of its own.

Where does Mario hide his diary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 03, 2004, 07:03:02 PM
In cows. (Incidentally, he hides his dairy in a drawer somewhere.)

Am I having a heart attack?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2004, 07:08:02 PM
No, but I'm attacking your heart.

Does my dad play MK:DD with me?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 03, 2004, 07:41:43 PM
6.

Who cares?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on August 03, 2004, 07:51:28 PM
Mushroom Boy

Where's my money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 03, 2004, 08:14:26 PM
I have it right h...  Now where did it go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 03, 2004, 08:32:20 PM
It was the One-Armed Man! I saw him take it!

What exactly was Dr. Seuss smoking when writing his books?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 03, 2004, 10:59:55 PM
Meldrun, mulfaffle, Mandranian goo,
Some nax mix, some nux and some naryam, too.

So, I'll have to ask...

What's with all the prithees?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2004, 07:31:20 AM
fhhfhfh

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on August 04, 2004, 08:08:03 AM
Because it......oh forget it.

Why is this strange topic still getting replies?

~Shadow Orthrus~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 08, 2004, 02:38:33 PM
Because some people have nothing better to do.

If Diddy Kong is DK's nephew, does that make DK a monkey's uncle?


I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 8/8/2004 1:44:55 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 08, 2004, 06:11:16 PM
Hmmm, I guess so..

Is Yoshi a boy or a girl?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 08, 2004, 09:52:05 PM
Yes.

Why do I feel compelled to keep pressing buttons ALL DAY LONG?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 09, 2004, 09:26:39 AM
Because you never know what an unknown button might do, nuclear powerplant meltdown, free the animals from the zoo, change the channel, the possibilities are endless!!!!

After reading my speech, are you going to go press some Unknown Buttons?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 09, 2004, 12:32:20 PM
I sure am!


What does this button do?



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 09, 2004, 01:05:03 PM
Lizard Dude Posted - What does this button do?

Luigison replies - It appears to have posted your message.  I wonder what happens if you press it more times.
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 09, 2004, 01:05:03 PM
Lizard Dude Posted - What does this button do?

Luigison replies - It appears to have posted your message.  I wonder what happens if you press it more times.
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 09, 2004, 01:07:14 PM
*presses button* Warning! Warning! This button will self-destruct in ten seconds.

What does bowser brush his teeth with?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 09, 2004, 01:09:19 PM
Since Yoshi's are yes, how do they reproduce?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 13, 2004, 07:57:29 PM
EWWWWWWWW! Gross!

Am I purple cookies?!

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 13, 2004, 08:03:09 PM
Either that or purple walnuts^_^

Why isn't there a "Do the Luigi" dance?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 13, 2004, 10:25:39 PM
Haven't you ever seen him on the character select screen of Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour?

Have you ever noticed that, if you re-read through enough pages of this thing, the questions start to repeat themselves?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 14, 2004, 10:21:29 AM
?

Where's the beef?

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 14, 2004, 10:36:31 AM
At the vegetarian restaurant around the corner.

Where's Wario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 14, 2004, 10:58:10 AM
I don't wanna know.

Do I like Shadow (aka "faker") in that way?

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 14, 2004, 12:12:45 PM
No, our relationship is fake.

Get what off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 14, 2004, 02:20:24 PM
THAT GIANT TARANTUALLA ON YOUR SHOULDER!

When I say jump, what do you say?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 14, 2004, 04:00:25 PM
I say "I hate that freakin' marshmellow!"

Who's that under my bed?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 14, 2004, 04:43:29 PM
That stupid raven, Nevermore.

If humans are supposed to be the smartest animal, then why do they kill each other?

I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.

Edited by - Markio on 8/14/2004 3:43:55 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 14, 2004, 05:50:08 PM
Because all other animals aren't smart enough to be sinners.

Why are there so many bad movies (i.e. Big Daddy, Swept Away, The Cat in the Hat)?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 14, 2004, 07:41:08 PM
Because there are so many bad people in the world to watch them.

Why shave?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 14, 2004, 07:44:08 PM
For every good movie, there has to be a bad one. It has to be balanced. Like Neo and Smith.

Remember Bubsy?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB

Edited by - TEM on 8/14/2004 6:45:30 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 15, 2004, 08:08:32 PM
Heck ya. Bubsy 3D was one of the worst games ever made (well, not quite).

Will marioguy ever return to wreak havok?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 16, 2004, 07:15:13 PM
Hopefully not.


Where does this link go?



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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 19, 2004, 12:43:20 PM
Someplace on the Internet I guess.

If boos are ghosts how come Tubba Blubba in Paper Mario can eat them?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 19, 2004, 02:59:25 PM
Spanish pixies.

What the crud?

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 19, 2004, 03:09:14 PM
It's not an M&M.  I can tell you that for sure.

Where does Toad hide his "FunGi" magazines?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 19, 2004, 09:17:20 PM
Somewhere.

When do Golfers take a break?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 19, 2004, 09:32:20 PM
Every time.

Why does this topic exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 19, 2004, 09:34:29 PM
Because it does.

What happens when Toadsworth shoves a piece of fried chicken up Princess Peach's nose?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 19, 2004, 11:19:08 PM
She uses him for his Toad's stool.

What is the opposite of cheating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 20, 2004, 10:33:10 AM
Playing fair, duh.

When do typewriters evolve into computers?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 20, 2004, 11:24:42 AM
At level twenty-five.

Who spells "question" Q-u-s-e-s-t-i-o-n, honestly?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 20, 2004, 11:32:33 AM
Stupid people.

How much chuck could a chuckwood wood, if a chuckwood could wood chuck?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 21, 2004, 02:21:50 PM
10 tonnes give or take 5kg

Who is heavier Bowser of Gormet Guy?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 21, 2004, 04:28:28 PM
Who is heavier Bowser of Gormet Guy?

heavier Bowser is a much heavier version of the real King Bowser, and he apparently comes from the town of Gormet Guy.



Do you know the Cupcake Man?



Romance is for the weak-minded.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 8/21/2004 3:31:35 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 21, 2004, 05:39:39 PM
Why yes, he lives on Brury lane!

Can you taste the rainbow?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 21, 2004, 06:23:01 PM
Nope, too much pollution.

How can we save the endangered species?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 21, 2004, 06:41:17 PM
By filling the ocean with Cambell's Soup.

What does 2+2 = ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 22, 2004, 12:02:29 PM
Tooty-two.

Can you feel the love tonight?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 22, 2004, 02:16:44 PM
Not really.

If King Boo is a ghost, how come he is classified as a heavyweight in MKDD?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 22, 2004, 02:39:42 PM
That's in ghost puonds.

Why do we all dress up in dark robes and run around the house while humming random songs periodicly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 22, 2004, 05:48:48 PM
Shhh! We're not supposed to ask that.

Sqrt reminded me of a question I have. How does King Boo drive if he has no feet?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 22, 2004, 05:58:20 PM
With a 1 Wood.

How many corncobs does it take to fill the Empire State Building with peanut butter?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 22, 2004, 06:29:15 PM
One, but it takes a really long time.

Who wants Lizard Dude's shoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 22, 2004, 07:14:21 PM
I do! I haven't used my coin yet. This seems like a wise purchase.

Now, where can I get another coin?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 22, 2004, 07:24:30 PM
From the Post Office, silly.

How can I mail this letter to santa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 22, 2004, 07:24:30 PM
DoublePost-toasties

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 8/22/2004 6:27:54 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 29, 2004, 11:07:23 AM
Get Hedwig to do it.

Where's the beef?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 29, 2004, 01:57:12 PM
Still in the supermarket.

Why are Bowser's troops so incompetent?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 29, 2004, 02:04:14 PM
They're a bunch of wild animals randomly grabbed from the wilderness of the Mushroom World. Give them a break.

Will you give them a break?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 31, 2004, 12:40:21 PM
Only if someone sends me a PAL version of Paper Mario 2.

Who ate all the pies?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 31, 2004, 10:39:49 PM
I gave them all to my brother for his birthday.

Where's the love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: lazermario on September 01, 2004, 02:07:19 PM
In the air tonight.

Why is Toad's vest blue?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 01, 2004, 03:44:54 PM
His vest was white but mario put his overalls in the washing machine with it, and so it was dyed blue.

Is Kamek still Chief Magikoopa or has he been sacked and replaced by Kammy Koopa?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 9/6/2004 11:21:24 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2004, 12:20:17 PM
He didn't get sacked-- he retired.

Who's that Pokemon?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on September 28, 2004, 06:39:01 PM
Either 13 or Deoxys!

What's wrong with me?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on September 28, 2004, 08:16:57 PM
Compulsive typing.

Why is does "Gwarek 2" scare me so?

Egg Power
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 29, 2004, 12:43:20 PM
Because you have Gwarek 2-aphobia.

Is this a question?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on September 29, 2004, 10:19:16 PM
This is an answer.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 07, 2004, 01:48:53 AM
Does anyone know where I can buy a pirahna plant?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on October 07, 2004, 10:45:45 AM
Piranha plants "R" us.

does everyone hate macintosh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 08, 2004, 12:54:37 PM
Uhhhh....... maybe.

Who stole the cookies in the cookie jar?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 08, 2004, 02:24:11 PM
Cookie Monster of course.

Do you want more, More, MORE?

Egg Power
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 08, 2004, 05:50:02 PM
No, I want LESS, Less, less.


Have you been DEMASKED?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 09, 2004, 06:11:25 AM
Not recently.

How can mario play tennis against baby mario in mario tennis if they are the same person?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 09, 2004, 09:42:21 AM
Through the hole in the space-time continum known as Yoshi's Island.


Where did all the hype go?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 11, 2004, 02:56:10 AM
The Nintendo DS is comin'!!!

Why would Mario sometimes wish to shave Luigi's moustache?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 11, 2004, 03:03:35 AM
Because it's there?

Why don't you register bob-omb.com?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 11, 2004, 06:57:21 AM
Because it would probably explode after 5 seconds.

Why are CPU Kirbys in SSBM so stupid?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/11/2004 6:00:16 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 11, 2004, 09:14:26 AM
Those Kirbys are hungry and out of focus...

What is Bowser's biggest passion?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 11, 2004, 08:48:06 PM
Princess Peach

Why does Cackletta have huge ears?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 11, 2004, 08:52:19 PM
Their better to see Mario with.

Why does Luigi wear green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 11, 2004, 09:52:35 PM
Cyan was already taken.

How can I sing like a girl and not be stigmatized by the rest of the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 12, 2004, 05:34:04 AM
Just go for it!!

What will happen when Daisy sees Luigi in a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 12, 2004, 09:34:14 PM
Daisy will return Luigi's overalls.


Mario -> Wario
Luigi -> Waluigi
Toad -> Watoad
Agon -> ?



Random Signature

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on October 13, 2004, 01:51:13 PM
Waagon.

What's a waagon?

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 14, 2004, 01:52:16 AM
A german wagon.

How come Mario has been wearing the same clothes since Super Mario Bros?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 14, 2004, 02:16:42 AM
The same reason we all do.

Which is cooler, egg or splashing?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 14, 2004, 06:01:01 AM
I'd say the egg, because it makes a bigger mess...

What would Mario do if he saw Bowser in a tutu whilst on a mission to rescue Luigi, who is also wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 15, 2004, 01:46:24 AM
Either pass out or throw up.

Will Waluigi ever get his own game?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 15, 2004, 05:27:51 AM
Not in this membrane, but maybe in the next.


Why did the goomba cross the street?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 15, 2004, 05:57:13 AM
He didn't want to be stompped by Mario, however, a car came and squashed him instead...

Why are the motives that lets Luigi and Bowser to wear tutus?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on October 15, 2004, 10:05:34 AM
It's laundry day.

How many shy-guys could fit inside a phone booth, provided you could find a phone booth in this day and age?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 15, 2004, 01:58:46 PM
42.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a coconut?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 15, 2004, 04:47:57 PM
 Super Monkey Ball.

   Why is Mario's voice performed in a rather high pitch?

 -Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 15, 2004, 07:39:23 PM
Because his tight overalls constrict his chest.

Why does Bowser change shape and color during his transition from SMB to SMB3?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 16, 2004, 02:22:57 PM
One of the Koopa Kids put dye in his shower head.

Will anyone ever point out that the last line in Hope(N Forever)'s signature is grammatically incorrect?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 16, 2004, 02:36:01 PM
Laughs and points.  Laughs and points.

What happened on Oct. 16th?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 18, 2004, 07:13:13 AM
Something weird and freaky!

If a mushroom citizen had a bowl of mushroom soup for lunch, is that considered cannibalism?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 18, 2004, 08:53:42 PM
 No, regular mushrooms are nonsentient (I hope), and therefore are "food," not beings. Mario eats mushrooms almost constantly, doesn't he?

  Why do most "Toads" look alike?

 -Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 19, 2004, 05:52:28 AM
They all originated from the same "Mother 'Shroom"!!

If Luigi had to wear a tutu, why didn't he took some ballet lessons?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 19, 2004, 06:35:31 AM
They are too expensive.

What do you plant to produce seedless watermelons?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 19, 2004, 09:54:23 AM
A watermelonless seed...

Why would Bowser want to kidnap the princess while wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 19, 2004, 04:43:00 PM
  'Cause tutus seem to be "in" lately. Weird.

What would happen if Mario began to eat Chinese food all the time?

 -Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 20, 2004, 10:04:23 AM
He might get 'Bean Fever' again.

Why did Luigi go to bed wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 20, 2004, 07:01:15 PM
ENOUGH WITH THE TUTUS!!! You're putting bad images in my head.

Why is the beetle thing in the Sonic stage "Egg Quarters" invincible?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 21, 2004, 01:39:17 AM
Because the game designers were feeling mean.

Are all Hammer Bros. related to one another?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 21, 2004, 01:56:51 AM
No, they just look like each other...

Just one more 'tutu' question:
Can you believe that Luigi and Bowser would do some performance on stage while wearing their tutus?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 21, 2004, 02:19:57 PM
No.

How come in SMB3 and SMW, Dry Bones are unaffected by fire, when in Paper Mario, they are weak against any fire-based move?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on October 21, 2004, 04:12:06 PM
No one gave them the memo that they were supposed to be vulnerable to it until Paper Mario.

Shouldn't this topic have stopped way before 600 posts?

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi

Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 10/21/2004 3:12:56 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 21, 2004, 05:25:22 PM
Nonsense, this thread's much more fun than the word association.

   What do "fuzzies" look like without their long hair?


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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who's with me?"
- Ian "Suffix"

Edited by - Suffix on 10/21/2004 4:36:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 22, 2004, 02:58:13 AM
A pink hairless ball.

Are Thwomps alive?



Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 22, 2004, 03:19:29 PM
Well, are penutbutter and jelly sand witches alive?????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 22, 2004, 04:38:35 PM
Huh? Sand witches and penuts? Answer with a statement, not a rhetorical question, please. My answer...

 Sure, after all, they can talk (their interior workings have yet to be discovered, though).

   What would happen... If Mario stepped on Kirby accidentally?



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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 22, 2004, 05:18:25 PM
It already has happened, that's how Super Smash Brothers got started.
Why is one the loneliest number?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 25, 2004, 01:34:49 AM
'Cause it's all al-one...



Would like to play a game called Super Mario 128?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 25, 2004, 01:39:41 AM
Yes please.

How do Goomba's surive without hands?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/27/2004 7:21:56 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 25, 2004, 04:22:31 PM
They have hands, they're just invisible.

Is that just sick?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 27, 2004, 08:19:04 AM
I guess it is.

Why does mario have brown hair but a black mustache?


Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SpaycePierett on October 27, 2004, 08:49:47 AM
He's wearing a wig, duh.

Why Waluigi? Why?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 27, 2004, 09:08:26 AM
Because he's Wario's brothah, baby!!

What would happen if Luigi went to the castle, and he forgot his overalls at home?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 27, 2004, 03:44:50 PM
Mario would laugh and laugh, and laugh until he was foaming at the mouth.

How does shoving a piece of fried chicken up your nose revive you from death?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 29, 2004, 03:10:28 PM
The smell of chicken revives the dead.

Wherz mah chokletz?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 29, 2004, 04:37:30 PM
 I melted it all to mix in my milk.

  Why do chocolate and dairy products go so well together?

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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on October 29, 2004, 05:45:04 PM
It is one of those holy, unspoken unions.

Oop!


Is Earth really full of things?



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 01, 2004, 07:51:20 AM
Yeah.

How come it never rains in the mushroom kingdom?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 01, 2004, 12:05:51 PM
It does, but you might not be playing during those rainy days...

What is the worst thing Iggy would to do to Lemmy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 11/2/2004 8:17:02 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 01, 2004, 06:06:48 PM
Stick da wand up his butt. (oops, did I say that?)

What the HECK is that?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 01, 2004, 06:27:03 PM
 That's my cat!

   Why are Yoshis' heads so enormous? (They don't seem that smart to me!)

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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 01, 2004, 06:42:13 PM
Foot size has nothing to do with intelligence.

What would John Kerry look like if he had a beard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 02, 2004, 02:42:39 AM
An Osama Bin Laden reject.

Do they serve alcohol in the mushroom kingdom?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Web on November 02, 2004, 04:20:42 AM
A: No, becuase it's rated E, for everyone.

Q: Does Mario like mushrooms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 02, 2004, 06:08:50 AM
Duh!

Why do most people when playing monopoly always land on Trafalgar Square?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 02, 2004, 10:27:55 AM
That's the fate of Monopoly players...

How many times does Luigi have to jump to reach the 'highest block in the Mushroom Kingdom!?'

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 02, 2004, 09:27:46 PM
That's a number question.  Ask "Sqrt2".

How do you say qusestion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 03, 2004, 02:56:18 AM
With difficulty.

How come Bowser can breathe fire underwater in PM:TTYD?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 03, 2004, 06:55:27 AM
His fire is tooo hot! Furthermore, he blows out much more than he could swallow...

If Bowser is one giant turtle, how come he got those yellow horns?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 03, 2004, 04:33:06 PM
He's part dragon.

Why does Mario shrink when he enters a vase and turns miniature?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 04, 2004, 02:33:31 AM
There is a mini washing machine in the vase.

How come in the DKC series DK has no teeth, but he does in SSBM?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 04, 2004, 02:55:14 AM
Because RareWare are stupid...

Why did Mario and Luigi wanted to go to a chinese restaurant?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 04, 2004, 07:08:32 AM
I don't know, "wanting" to do something in the present tense seems odd to me.

Why does Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like regular Dr. Pepper?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 05, 2004, 08:24:34 PM
Because it doesn't.

What's this in my ceramics?

The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 06, 2004, 04:27:46 PM
A Grecian Urn.

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 08, 2004, 03:28:16 AM
Impossible! Especially when they eat their food, and it is always soaked!

What would happen if Mario jumped into a moat full of crazed, blood-thirsty Cheep Cheep?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 08, 2004, 07:20:42 AM
Lunch Time!

How do they make non-stick coatings stick to pans?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 08, 2004, 05:50:37 PM
 Only when the coating drys from application does it become "non-stick."

    Why do some superheroes wear capes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on November 08, 2004, 09:26:27 PM
Ooh!  I know this one!
It's 'cause comic book artists don't know how to draw backs.

In genereal, do you respond to this thread
A. because you have a witty answer,
B. because you have an amusing question, or
C. because you've nothing better to do?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 09, 2004, 07:02:10 AM
D. All of the above.

What do you say if Peach were to jump into the moat and then she comes out because she wanted to bake a cake?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 10, 2004, 02:31:40 AM
Nothing, as I'd probably be speechless

Trick or Treat?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 10, 2004, 05:32:39 AM
It's a bit too late for either...

Why would you do if Toad dares you to jump into the dirty moat - filled with brown slime, rubbish, Fishbone, and dry leaves?


I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 10, 2004, 07:55:00 AM
I would just laugh at him and throw him in.  Look my first post here!

What if Bowser threatened to kill you if you didn't jump in the moat?

COUNTDOWN TO DS: 011 DAY(S) REMAINING!!

On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen.  Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more.  Prepare to severely wet yourself.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigi #98 on November 10, 2004, 11:17:44 AM
 Why can't Yoshi be a winged cyclops?

When Luigi came over cheep cheeps were getting fried, as Mario fell off a cliff and then Yoshi died.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 10, 2004, 03:39:26 PM
Because that would make him look more funny than cute.  I mean think about it... a dinosaur with a big mouth, a big nose, and one big eyeball?  While I personally would laugh until tears came out I'm sure it would scare a lot of children. (bwahahaha!)

Oh, hi Luigi #1.  Now I see why you sent me that email. :)

On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen.  Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more.  Prepare to severely wet yourself.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:39:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 11, 2004, 07:30:30 AM
In answer to last but one question: Run away

If holes are empty spaces, how do you fill someone full of holes?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/11/2004 5:32:52 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 11, 2004, 08:07:29 AM
Feed him Spongebob extract.

Why are nuns so easy to impress?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: boomstix on November 11, 2004, 08:40:36 AM
Because they tip well.

Who was the first person to say "I'm going to take this chicken and eat whatever comes out of its butt?"

"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming

Edited by - boomstix on 11/11/2004 6:43:04 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 11, 2004, 10:35:33 AM
A crazed vegatarian, perhaps.

   Why on earth are Goombas brown?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 11, 2004, 11:04:18 AM
To make them look like very bad 'shrooms, plus it's good camouflage...

Why does Mario want to kick Bowser's butt, even if he didn't kidnap the princess?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 11, 2004, 02:43:30 PM
Read The Prophecy and find out.  Oh, you said if he DIDN'T kidnap her?  Uh... because Mario likes to kick butts.  He likes the way his leather shoe forcefully smacks against someone's rump and knocks them over.

Why is a mouse when it runs? (that's actually a real question from some book I read)

On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen.  Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more.  Prepare to severely wet yourself.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:45:46 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 11, 2004, 10:36:14 PM
"Yes. Time travel is possible...." (That's an answer from a book I read.)

"Pretty deep stuff for the New York night crowd, don't you think?"  (A question from the same book.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 12, 2004, 06:37:24 AM
A rat.

Does anyone know which country will Bush declare war on next?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 12, 2004, 08:04:29 AM
California.

Why is Kung Fu so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 12, 2004, 08:48:36 PM
It's not a animate being, it has no intelligence to speak of.

What does have intelligence to speak of?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 12, 2004, 09:38:59 PM
Lizard Dude.  He would never end a sentence with "of".

Why should the second addition come first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SuperSonic_Yoshi on November 14, 2004, 12:49:29 PM
24!

Why do most Mario fans hate Sonic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 14, 2004, 06:10:56 PM
Only on days of the week that end in "y".

Where's the seventh side of this dice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 14, 2004, 06:46:07 PM
On the main side.

Why does WTMK continuously play Wario GB music?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 14, 2004, 07:16:27 PM
It is possesed with Stanley's ghost.

When does MEGAߥTE say something MEGAHERTZ?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 15, 2004, 07:27:03 AM
When he's talking through a MEGAPHONE!

Are friends electric?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 17, 2004, 03:00:11 AM
Only when they are 'wired'...

When would Mario say those long awaited words to Peach? Y'know, the part about... um... affection.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 17, 2004, 04:02:16 PM
The exact nature of their relationship is not completely clear, friends, more than friends, friends with the occassional kiss on the cheek in exchange for a rescuing. We don't know when Mario/Peach will say that or if he/she even wants to.

How you doin'?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 17, 2004, 04:41:32 PM
Fine, thank you. (To be honest, I say this everytime someone asks me this. It's like a reflex.)

Butts twelve by pies?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 17, 2004, 07:50:30 PM
Can you repeat the question?

False?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 18, 2004, 07:35:33 AM
#Ignores previous post#

err..yeah whatever.

Why do Piantas have big noses?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/18/2004 5:37:43 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 18, 2004, 09:50:53 AM
Because everything is their business.

Considering the next post will be #666, will there be an evil answer to this question?

Romance is for the weak-minded.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/18/2004 7:53:58 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 18, 2004, 01:39:17 PM
Of course, dearest...
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Why would Luigi want to throw himself into a warp-pipe which leads directly to Daisy's bedroom?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 18, 2004, 04:39:01 PM
He likes to put on dresses when no one is around.

Why couldn't I think of a better stupid question?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 19, 2004, 02:56:46 AM
Because you are feeling very tired.

Do tu-tu's make four?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 19, 2004, 08:23:55 PM
No, tu-tu's make dumb questions. And answers. And so on...

 
Why do Goombas have no arms?

 
(Hmm... another question about Goombas. Well, they are pretty strange...)

Edited by - Suffix on 11/19/2004 6:32:50 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 19, 2004, 08:42:23 PM
Goombas have arms.  They walk on them.  It's feet that they don't have.


Why do Goombas walk around that same spot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 20, 2004, 09:25:27 PM
Because they are afraid of new places.
Why does Britney Spears suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 22, 2004, 02:38:21 AM
Because she does.

When Captain Falcon is playing in a melee match on Big Blue or Mute City, who is driving his F-Zero Machine around the track?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 22, 2004, 07:53:22 AM
Fox.  When Falco and Fox are playing I fly it.

How are Link and Mario's related?


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 22, 2004, 07:54:58 AM
Sorry, my log cabin isn't working right.

Edited by - Luigison on 11/22/2004 6:07:52 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sharpen on November 22, 2004, 02:17:51 PM
Since they're put together in one game..

"Can you get high of mushroom kingdom's toads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SuperSonic_Yoshi on November 22, 2004, 02:30:18 PM
Probibly.  How else could he not be angry in SMB after he rescued 7 toads and not one was giving his a clue where Peach was?

If Jane has 2 apples and Jim has 3 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 22, 2004, 04:35:36 PM
Cuz they don't have teeth.
Mom, where's my super suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DKbbmario on November 22, 2004, 08:02:41 PM
Does Mario marry peach or does he marry
Toad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 23, 2004, 03:34:51 PM
Your super suit is now in my possesion *Insert evil laugh here*

Oh and he marries neither.

Did you or did you not destroy one Puff Puff machine?


Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DKbbmario on November 24, 2004, 05:17:14 PM
Why does peach act like shes marryed with mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 25, 2004, 02:44:44 AM
Aren't you supposed to answer the previous question before asking a new one?
(And yes, I am aware of the fact that the previous question to the one above hasn't been answered already)

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on November 25, 2004, 11:56:31 AM
The process is quite simple: Answer previous question, post new question. That's about it.



No, I didn't, and no, she doesn't.



What color am I?

Edited by - n/a on 11/25/2004 9:56:55 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 25, 2004, 04:26:45 PM
You are text that feflects cyan and green light from the spectrum, that bounces from the screen to my retinas.  Or, you're turquoise.  Or teal.  Or aqua.  It depends.

Shiggity shiggity schwa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on November 25, 2004, 05:22:31 PM
For the last time, I'm not interested!

Did you feel that?

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on November 25, 2004, 11:37:47 PM
a: lightbulbs. arrgh.
q: who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway?

"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 26, 2004, 02:40:57 AM
Al Gore, Homer Simpson, they're pleased to see you.

Is FLUDD alive?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/26/2004 4:41:26 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 26, 2004, 12:21:29 PM
No, FLUDD's got a extremely compact AI and power source. I really don't know where, or how, though...

How do certain "Chargin' Chucks" split into three?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 26, 2004, 07:33:11 PM
They don't, you just see the one in front the the 2 behind jump out.

What would be the onomatopoeia be for the sound of sound breaking the light speed barrier, on Tuesday?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on November 27, 2004, 08:11:39 PM
a: TAPIOCA!
q: ducky go down de hole? :-P

"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 27, 2004, 11:30:49 PM
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 27, 2004, 11:30:50 PM
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 27, 2004, 11:34:50 PM
Yes.

Why did the snowman cross the Atlantic in a canoe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 28, 2004, 01:35:17 AM
to get to the other side.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 28, 2004, 01:35:40 AM
to get to the other side.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 28, 2004, 01:36:04 AM
to get to the other side.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 28, 2004, 10:24:33 AM
To beat up the fool asking why he crossed the ocean when it was none of your beeswax.

Why did Bob say he had pie when he really didn't?

Edited by - The Almighty Voice on 11/28/2004 8:26:45 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 28, 2004, 10:53:10 AM
He did want to get hit so was acting like his pet monkey George.

Who died and made you Almighty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 29, 2004, 07:25:34 AM
George Bush's intelligent half.

Are we there yet?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 29, 2004, 09:14:37 AM
Nope!

Why did Luigi trip when he entered Lemmy's castle?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 29, 2004, 10:11:07 PM
That mean ol' Magikoopa! He aimed that low on purpose!

Why is cocoa occasionally processed with alkali?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 30, 2004, 02:42:38 AM
It costs less.

How come the monkeys in Super Monkey Ball don't die of asphyxiation?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on November 30, 2004, 06:53:00 PM
a: lemons.
(i can't believe no one's asked this question yet!)
q: whose line is it anyway? O.o

"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 30, 2004, 07:05:56 PM
A) Luigi Time.

Q) Why did Bob get in the freezer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 01, 2004, 02:35:28 AM
Because he was too cold.

Why is it called the world series when the teams competing are all from the US?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 01, 2004, 02:48:37 AM
The United States alone has lots of people from many different origins of external cultures...

Why did Mario hide Peach's cake?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 01, 2004, 10:52:53 PM
So he would have an excuse to stay longer as she baked another one... Perhaps. If he was more like Wario, it would be to eat the whole cake later, so that he could eat part of the second cake and the whole first one as well. That was way too long...

So, how is FLUDD powered, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 01, 2004, 11:57:02 PM
You're not gonna believe it, but it's hydro-powered.  All the water that it sprays turns little internal turbines.

What's Il Piantissimo's deal, anyway?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 02, 2004, 02:34:56 AM
He has a massive superiority complex.

If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 02, 2004, 03:02:51 AM
The 'Friendly Neighbourhood Strangie'...

What would happen if Mario was fixing a royal sink, Yoshi was harvesting berries, and Luigi went on an adventure all alone?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Cmarbagoi on December 02, 2004, 03:06:39 PM
Miyamoto was bribed by the President of Sony to make really sucky games.

Why is the DS so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 02, 2004, 10:08:18 PM
The way it feels in your hands... How you can draw, chat, and play... How you can use two screens for on-demand info... And it's pretty N64+ graphics.



With that being said, has anyone actually used PictoChat with another living person? (I just draw story boards and stuff in PictoChat, question bolded for your viewing pleasure)


EDIT [12/3] I came close to using multiplayer in my DS today. At my swim meet, I saw two different people using DS's. Unfortuneatly, I was doomed to playing on my graphing calculator from home work. I drew a nice Boo on it. Blah, blah, blah.

Edited by - Suffix on 12/4/2004 4:15:17 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 07, 2004, 02:50:43 AM
Seeing as the DS isn't out in Europe, I'd say no.

Why does wario have a big nose?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 07, 2004, 06:05:13 AM
Because he's Mario's evil twin...



Why does Peach wanna go there?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 08, 2004, 05:31:22 AM
She wants to get kidnapped so that mario will have to save her again.

Why is peach so dumb in SMS?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 08, 2004, 08:15:27 PM
I'll bet she was scared and disappointed.

Do you think that all groups of Boos have a leader?

"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry."
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 08, 2004, 08:22:47 PM
I think not, I don't know about you though.

How is it that the Angle Bisector Theorm works every time?

Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 08, 2004, 08:47:23 PM
From the Animal Crossing road sign rule.

Why do people with Polish names make great websites like TMK?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 08, 2004, 11:43:54 PM
Scientists have recently determined that their DNA is constructed of hasadenine (H), truanine (T), mythine (M), and lytosine (L)... Get it? HTML runs in their veins!


Yes, I believe that all Boos have a leader, whether it be of the land, area, or building.


Speaking of Boos, do all Boos have large canines, but small front teeth? (As seen in M&L:SS)

Edited by - Suffix on 12/8/2004 9:45:08 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 09, 2004, 12:21:38 AM
No!  In fact, I have a picture here of a Boo with unusually LARGE front teeth:

It's obvious why you don't see many of these guys around.


As long as we're talking about them:

Are Boos the spirits of dead creatures, or are they some weird, supernatural race of their own?



Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 12/8/2004 10:22:50 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 09, 2004, 02:55:40 AM
Most likely the second one.

Why can't Boos escape the Poltergust 3000 once they have been caught, as they are ghosts?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 09, 2004, 09:16:01 PM
I'll bet that they can't escape from the Poltergust 3000 because of some sort of special lining inside. This would explain why E. Gadd hasn't been attacked: custom insulation of his house. Nice picture, Fifth!

We're on a Boo rampage! So, was King Boo elected becuase of his unnatural features (deep voice, long, blue tongue), or did he develop them because he became King?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 10, 2004, 08:08:31 PM
Thanks!
Anyway, one isn't exactly ELECTED king.  Not usually, at least.
I think King Boo got his title upon his acquisition of a crown that didn't fall off his head when he phased through walls.

Let's see if I can keep this boo-ball rolling...
How come the Delfino Yoshis can eat boos in Mario Sunshine, but Yoshi can't eat 'em in Mario 64 DS?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 10, 2004, 10:44:10 PM
Exotic ghosts taste better.

I'm thinking of a number between ? and {. What is it?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 10, 2004, 11:04:14 PM
Aw, man! I knew the real reason! The sleeping Boos, being blissfully unaware of danger, turn into a complete solid. While being solid, Yoshi can get a grip on them, and BURP! They're dissolving in the Yoshi's digestive tract. To further prove this, if you see a blushing Boo, you can walk right through him/her/whatever in SM64[DS].

Now, the answer to the next question is X(.

Now a very "Boo"ring question... Do you think Boos can phase individual parts of themselves, or do they have to do it all at once? I can't remember any evidence to prove either one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 13, 2004, 03:34:06 AM
I'd vote for the latter.

Why aren't the boos in Gusty Gulch white?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 13, 2004, 12:55:34 PM
As long as the gulch is dirty, so the Boos stay brown. (By the way, Lady Bow herself isn't white either, but rather pale green...)

Why did Luigi bounce on the royal table?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 12/13/2004 11:01:40 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 14, 2004, 05:26:19 AM
Because mario is bouncing on his bed.

Do all magikoopas suffer from short/long sightedness?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 12/14/2004 3:26:38 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 14, 2004, 04:00:20 PM
As long as they keep on wearing glasses, it seems so the case...

Why did Yoshi jump on the pretty flower?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on December 14, 2004, 04:12:01 PM
Actually, that's a long story.  You see, this particular female Yoshi had been friends with a polite shyguy named Shiloh.  Shiloh and Yoshi had been inseparable, until Shiloh heard a rumor that Yoshi had a crush on him.  This made Shiloh uncomfortable until he finally said to Yoshi, "I'm sorry, but we just can't be friends anymore, Yoshi."  This made Yoshi very upset, and she was angered by Shiloh's sudden rejection of their friendship.  However, instead of crushing the flowers in Shiloh's garden, Yoshi searched for the answer to why Shiloh didn't want to be friends with her anymore.  She soon found out that there had been a spreading rumor that she had a crush on Shiloh, which was not true.  She confronted Shiloh and told him about the rumor that was'nt true and that she wanted to be merely his friend.  Shiloh accepted their reconstructed friendship, and when Yoshi excitedly told her mother about it, Yoshi's mother said, "The flower of gossip, while seems pretty, is a deceiving monster, and should be taken care of with a foot's underside."  Yoshi thought her mother's choice of words were peculiar, but they rang through nevertheless.  So Yoshi never spread rumors or believed things from secondary sources.  So "Yoshi stepping on a pretty flower" is really a symbol of Yoshi's disdain for rumors.

So, What's in YOUR wallet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on December 14, 2004, 06:06:05 PM



What's in YOUR soup?



Time slowed and Reality bent.

But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TEM on 12/14/2004 4:07:02 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 14, 2004, 07:48:14 PM
Actually, this is what my soup is in. Bad Pippin!




What soup would Toad eat?

Edited by - Suffix on 12/14/2004 5:50:20 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 15, 2004, 04:34:03 AM
Vegetable soup!
What? You think the Toads always have mushroom as their diet!? Let them have some variety in their innocent, boring lives...

Why did Bowser give Lemmy a great kick in the rear?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 16, 2004, 07:56:34 PM
Because Lemmy had used a Magic Wand to turn Bowser into a Puntin' Chuck.

Why does eating one cake make Wario so fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lord Yoshi on December 16, 2004, 08:50:09 PM
Because hes alergic to cakes :)

Why does Yoshi have a stomach the size of texas?

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I am the Yoshi lord. NO ONE CAN STOP MEE!!!!!*bricked*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 17, 2004, 12:07:44 AM
It wouldn't make sense for it to be the size of a marble, now is it?

Why are the Hammer Bros. such annoying characters?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on December 17, 2004, 12:53:04 AM
Because you always wanted to use their hammers, and not the wimpy one given to you in Super Mario RPG, but the real big hammer deal. Because you never got it, you got annoyed at them. Either that or they're dumber than a bag of hammers.

Why does the Mushroom Kingdom not have any actual, you know, mushrooms in it?

Why I continue to try to save the world, I shall never know.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lord Yoshi on December 17, 2004, 03:10:44 PM
There is mushrooms(Toads). You just dont pay attention.

Would Toad be afraid of Bowser making him and his Mushroom friends into Cream of Mushroom soup?

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I am the Yoshi lord. NO ONE CAN STOP MEE!!!!!*bricked*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 17, 2004, 11:01:14 PM
Because they'd be dead, I bet.

While drawing Boos today, I came up with an interesting question... Do the Boos' eyeindentations (similar to eyebrows) always point down (with the exception of the occasional blush)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chain Chomp on December 18, 2004, 12:28:02 AM
I dont know!

who is mario's brother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 20, 2004, 08:48:13 AM
Uh... Duh... I dunno! *guffaws stupidly*

What is Bowser's favorite kind of pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 20, 2004, 01:52:38 PM
Apple.

How is it in MK:DD that waluigi during his victory celebraion can jump up and down and yet still remain in the kart?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 20, 2004, 02:06:59 PM
How is it in MK:DD that waluigi during his victory celebraion can jump up and down and yet still remain in the kart? He is going the same speed as the kart.  An object in motion stays in motion.

At least half a dolphins brain is awake at all times.  Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 20, 2004, 03:57:37 PM
It's pretty obvious actually. You see, err... Do you need a nonsensical, humorous answer? Too bad. A dolphin's brain is half awake to stay for danger. The sea happens to be a dangerous place.


How long would it take for those Mongol hordes to become bored of hoarding?

Edited by - Suffix on 12/20/2004 1:58:21 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 20, 2004, 04:05:10 PM
A lifetime.

(Dolphins also need to swim up for air every two minutes.)

How many hours a day do chimps sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 21, 2004, 02:55:50 PM
9.

Why is the sky purple over looking peach's castle in MK64?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 21, 2004, 03:12:00 PM
An answer could be a string of zero and ones, but I am not in what order or how many so I'll just use your previous answer.  9

(Chimps don't sleep 9 hours a day.  They sleep 10 hours a night.)

Why is the water green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 22, 2004, 04:59:49 PM
Food Colouring.

Do insomniacs dream?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on December 23, 2004, 09:29:42 AM
If you don't get enough sleep you will start to dream while you are still awake(i.e. go crazy). You can not stay sane with 24/7 reality.

Is what I said actually true, or is it a stupid answer?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 23, 2004, 09:38:13 AM
True and False.

When did I become?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bushater49 on December 23, 2004, 11:52:06 AM
Big Brother is watching you.

Why do the clouds have eyes?

'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'

Edited by - bushater49 on 12/23/2004 9:53:12 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bushater49 on December 23, 2004, 11:52:06 AM
Big Brother is watching you.

Why do the clouds have eyes?

'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 23, 2004, 07:50:16 PM
Because they would look kinda strange with just mouths.

Why is it that the big machine thing in Wart's chamber makes vegetables, even though Wart doesn't like vegetables?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 23, 2004, 08:01:11 PM
The machine, which poisons dreams, has very strange exhaust. So strange, in fact, that it grows vegetables in the pipes, and then shoots them outward.

What are ports?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 24, 2004, 01:15:51 PM
Places where ships go to land.

Why do red Koopas and Shyguys walk blindly off cliffs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 24, 2004, 01:20:06 PM
Remember the red-coats from Star Trek? Well, they are the unfortunate creature's role-models. I wonder how they get that channel...?

There are so many definitions for "port." What are three uses for infrared light?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 24, 2004, 02:38:54 PM
IR Spectroscopy, detecting heat sources and something that escapes me at this present moment.

Has mario ever been to Italy?

Merry Christmas to everyone at the Fungi Forums.


Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 12/24/2004 12:41:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 24, 2004, 04:57:34 PM
Yes, he visits there every year undercover as that fat guy you see sitting next to you on the airplane.

Who finds it incredibly odd the characters in the "B.C." comic strip celebrate Christmas?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on December 24, 2004, 11:17:45 PM
Only if you want to.

Whence do we come?

“Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday’s.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2004, 07:57:11 PM
Uhhhh...... Wha? (yes, it is me! GiftedGirl! I am BACK and you can blame Paper Mario 2 for my dissappearance..... Too much of a good thing is bad.....)

What jerk came up with the saying "Business before Pleasure"?

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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on December 29, 2004, 08:30:56 PM
I believe it was Jeffery Jerk The Second.

What is the definition of the base word of spiffing?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on December 30, 2004, 07:26:21 PM
a: ducky go down the hole.
q:...O.o...why did ducky go down the hole?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 30, 2004, 07:54:07 PM
'Cause Plucky flushed 'im.  I thought everybody knew that.

Honestly:  Who didn't know that?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 31, 2004, 04:46:59 PM
Me!

How come Samus Aran loses her power-ups in every Metroid game?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 31, 2004, 07:39:13 PM
The bounties she gets only last so long.  During times of peace, there isn't a lot of work for a bounty hunter.
Hence, she has to sell most of her powerups to live.  Whatever she's got left often ends up getting stolen... or broken... or something.

Except for th energy tanks.  She keeps those, but the strength of the enemies keeps incresing exponentially, so instead of having a thousand energy tanks which you lose twenty-to-a-hit, they just scale 'em down each time.

So, why does Samus find it necessary to blow up every place she visits?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 02, 2005, 12:06:53 AM
Standard procedure. She doesn't want the people she was hunting to know she was there looking for them.

Why don't Samus and Mega Man ever meet up and compare their similarities, not the least of which losing all the powers they acquired in a given game?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 02, 2005, 04:10:34 PM
Samus is too busy and megaman is currenly underneath a huge pile of junk, rusting away.

How come Phazon is deadly to samus but not to Space Pirates?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/2/2005 2:12:52 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 03, 2005, 04:24:31 PM
Space Pirates got gas masks. ;P

Must we make a long string of Samus related questions?

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on January 03, 2005, 05:35:25 PM
Why not?  We made a long string of boo-related questions a while back.

Are Metroids cute?
I mean, they're little floating jellyfish-like parasites with fangs that latch onto you and suck out your life, but really...  Can they be percieved as "cute?"

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on January 03, 2005, 06:06:29 PM
a: i dunno...but alf is cute. especially as a baby. my lil' alfie is so darn cute.
q: who let the dogs out?...O.o...

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 03, 2005, 08:27:41 PM
Heh--The security guard.


Do you think Boos exist to scare people, or it's just their favorite pastime?

Quote King Boo of SM64DS: "I just love the look of  on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!"

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 06, 2005, 01:15:31 PM
Both.

What do you get the Boo who has everything?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2005, 03:59:00 PM
A girlfriend. (as in Bow ;P)

What is this?

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 1/6/2005 2:02:31 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 06, 2005, 11:23:58 PM
Organic Doritos?

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IN THE SNOW WITH NO SHOES ON?!

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 07, 2005, 07:10:55 PM
Frosty the snowman has nicked them.

Which is better for you: Butter or Margarine?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on January 07, 2005, 08:43:14 PM
a: uhh...jello. O.o
q: where does the man on the moon live?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 08, 2005, 07:30:41 PM
In Rochdale.

Where am I?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NNY273000 on January 08, 2005, 11:06:27 PM
A:Your in "strangeworld" a world made by the creative yet destructive minds of homeless "taters & cheese in a biscuit" addicts who reside in a tiny box that can fit 27 bags of snausage
Q:Why snausages?


~~~
Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 10, 2005, 02:20:04 PM
Cuz doggies like em. ;)

Who are you?

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NNY273000 on January 10, 2005, 04:02:15 PM
A:I'm the homeless guy who enjoys snausages (wait,were you serious?)
Q:Why does Mario not wipe himself???



~~~
Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King


Edited by - nny273000 on 1/10/2005 2:04:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 11, 2005, 02:19:13 PM
He does  but only when he is off camera.

Does Mr Hoggie know that hot dogs are made from pigs not dogs?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Paper Mario on January 12, 2005, 06:08:25 PM
That's why he has no family. DX

Why does Prince Mush look so young?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 12, 2005, 06:21:56 PM
Because he was born that way.

Why does Bowser have that weird hairdo?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NNY273000 on January 12, 2005, 08:25:33 PM
A:
(Bowser steps in)
Bowser: WHAT?! That was in style back then!!!

Q: Why does Peach have a desire for mustachiod Italians who's careers involving haveing to be up to their elbows in pipes that transport excreted substances (eww) and other yucky junk

~~~
Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 12, 2005, 09:01:14 PM
why does'nt paper mario get ripped into shreads when he is hurt? lolz
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 13, 2005, 04:18:58 PM
A: He is held up by sheet metal.
Q: What would happen if Goombario/Goombella could charge up their tattle abiity?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 13, 2005, 07:57:59 PM
A: it would show all it's attack abilities.

Q: why does koops have a bandaid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 13, 2005, 08:13:36 PM
His previous attempts to be "tough" have been less than successful.

Where are Paratroopas' wings connected to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 13, 2005, 09:11:16 PM
A: thair armpits

Q: why do wigglers have flowers on thair heads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 13, 2005, 10:17:38 PM
A: They are mental florists...
Q: Why are Bandits' (From Super Mario World 2) Head and feet apart from their bodies? (look closely to see what I mean)

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on January 13, 2005, 10:22:19 PM
They have no legs.  Very few characters do in that game.  Yoshi included.

So... what characters DO have legs?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 15, 2005, 01:56:41 AM
A: chargin' chuck and peach (maybe)

Q: why is mario so famous (besides saving the world)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 15, 2005, 11:04:38 AM
A: Because he is the worlds best alternative for drain-o (Because he can ACTUALLY get the dirt out MANUALLY)

Q: Why does Mario have brown hair, but a black mustache?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on January 15, 2005, 03:09:40 PM
A. Hair spray.
Q. Why dosen't Mario's shoes ever were out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 15, 2005, 05:36:00 PM
They are made of yoshi hide.

What is Sir Grodus's favourite pastime (besides trying to conquer the world)?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/15/2005 3:37:06 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 15, 2005, 06:23:59 PM
A: Computer graphics

Q: Why di Wario make only a few recordings of himself and his employees' voice instead of talking in his own business? (Wah! Okay! Grr!)

TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/15/2005 4:25:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 15, 2005, 06:56:58 PM
Easy! Wario's too lazy to devote that much effort. Note the fact that he has microgames, and not minigames.

Q:  Why do my cats stubbornly believe that any small, inanimate objects are a threat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 15, 2005, 07:29:54 PM
becuse the object is a small mario hammer.

Q: why do the 3 doctor mario viruses spin in a magnefying glass?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 16, 2005, 07:46:00 PM
A: Because it's fun, fun, fun!

Q: Why did mouser shrink in exceptional size? (Super Mario Bros. 2 to Paper Mario)

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 17, 2005, 02:52:03 PM
His cousin accidently shoved him into his washing machine.

How come peach is computer literate?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on January 17, 2005, 03:11:00 PM
She is now trying to evolve her political relations via the internet so too make the bonding between her and the different kingdoms a lot stronger...

What would it be like if every Toad had his or her own PC as well as internet connection?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on January 18, 2005, 06:17:48 PM
They would have the TMK N instead of TMK FF.

Why can Rawk Hawk hert his hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 18, 2005, 11:19:36 PM
A: He kept his style until it grew into his head.

Q: Why doesn't Boy/girl From Animal Crossing have any fingers?

TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/18/2005 9:20:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 20, 2005, 07:12:49 AM
That's what will happen if you try to cut vegetables up with an axe.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/20/2005 5:14:47 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on January 20, 2005, 02:43:35 PM
A.4


Q.Why don't Mario and Luigi ever get older?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 20, 2005, 04:06:10 PM
They drink Mushroom Smoothies to sustain their age and hair color. (Nintendo Power Magazine Year, ????)

Why was Wario NICE to me and welcomed me to the mushroom kingdom when I went there? (how to get there is classified information)

TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/20/2005 2:07:52 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 20, 2005, 10:15:49 PM
He made an enormous profit off those "expensive" souvenirs you bought soon afterward.

Why do the flying carpets follow the strange rainbows?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 21, 2005, 03:55:18 PM
They don't the strange rainbows follow the carpets.

Why are bulky bob-ombs pink?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 22, 2005, 07:49:59 PM
Becuse they are girl bob-ombs

Why do Amazee Dayzees sparkle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 23, 2005, 11:40:44 PM
They have metal pollen........ Ugh..... ACHOO!

Where does Mario go after he drops and loses a life?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on January 24, 2005, 12:09:21 AM
The boyfriend bucket under the TV.

What is the square root of a triangle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 24, 2005, 02:45:00 AM
I have no idea.

What an I thinking about as I type this?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 24, 2005, 06:31:49 AM
Well, it's hard to recall the thought we had at the exact moment requested.

When will people writing to "Ask Shagg" learn to use common sense?

I am feeling fat, and sassy!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on January 24, 2005, 11:10:51 AM
Never.

What is the square root of -1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 24, 2005, 01:48:21 PM
i.

Do restaurants in the mushroom kingdom serve cheep-cheeps and chips?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 26, 2005, 01:17:13 AM
Nope, they serve people and chips! ^_^

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 26, 2005, 03:22:26 PM
since you did'nt put in a question i'll put 1 in.

why does mario never have to use the toilet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 29, 2005, 06:58:02 PM
He does but only between levels.

How old is Kammy Koopa?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on January 29, 2005, 09:06:18 PM
1903745.

Why does Bowser sound like a monster in MK:DD, but like a growling guy in SMS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 29, 2005, 09:06:26 PM
His voice has changes for the past few months.

What is that smell?

Edited by - mariluigi3 on 1/29/2005 7:10:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 29, 2005, 09:42:58 PM
A: Errrhmmm....... (raises hand)

Q: What is the M on Mario's hat stand for?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 29, 2005, 09:54:33 PM
Mushrooms.

Why can bob-ombs explode but don't die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 29, 2005, 10:17:53 PM
There seems to be two types of Bob-ombs: living, and mechanical. The living Bob-omb's fragments come back together so quickly, that it would appear that it did nothing but fly upward. Meanwhile, mechanical Bob-ombs (as seen in SMS) are wound up, activated, and thrown, ending in an explosion. This is my educated guess.

Do you think this is a rational guess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 29, 2005, 10:21:23 PM
We have to be STUPID! Hence the topic name. lol. but here goes......

A: That is very observant of you!

Q:What kind of pizza does mario order? Luigi?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 31, 2005, 02:47:08 AM
Extra Mushroom of course!

How come the cheep-cheeps in PM:TTYD can survive out of water?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on January 31, 2005, 02:14:52 PM
Because they have lungs.

Why does Ben Stein give away his money while Luigi does not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: stupidmonkey on January 31, 2005, 04:43:26 PM
Can Dr. Mario give me a prescription of painkillers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 31, 2005, 10:20:09 PM
*multitasks*
Arg, finish one with another!

Luigi may very well give money away.
Dr. Mario has a Ph.D. Go ahead and ask him.

Speaking of Dr. Mario, what compounds are used in his megavitamins?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 01, 2005, 02:58:44 AM
I don't know as I'm not a doctor.

Would you trust a doctor who spends his spare time unclogging drains?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 02, 2005, 10:53:36 AM
No way!!



Do you think Nintendo endorses the FoxTrot comicstrip series?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 02, 2005, 11:18:55 AM
Hey! I saw that, but forgot to mention it. Anyway, I'll bet that they had to recieve permission, but Nintendo does not fund or endorse them, I'm sure.

Did that comic strip make you abruptly happy, as it did to me?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 02, 2005, 02:09:41 PM
I thought it was kinda stupid myself.

Do I need cushions in my coffee?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on February 02, 2005, 03:41:25 PM
Ask the magic 8 ball.

What's the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 03, 2005, 07:14:14 AM
Toast.

Why can't you have a yellow yoshi in PM:TTYD?



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Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 03, 2005, 09:35:26 AM
Because he went off to start a small business dealing in gold bullion with the green yoshi from Super Mario Sunshine.

Why is real-time interactive simulation usually fun?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 10, 2005, 02:57:31 AM
Because it is.

How big is yoshi's stomach?

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Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 10, 2005, 03:47:12 AM
Roughly the size of an Xbox.



If you had a genie that would grant you two wishes, but you could not wish for more wishes, what would you wish for?



“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 10, 2005, 02:28:57 PM
Wish number one would be to revive the Match Game and the second wish would be to become a Koopatrol.

Where is Rawk Hawk now after Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 11, 2005, 03:01:53 AM
He is now working as an actor and stars in Zip Toads new film, One flew over the Ravens nest as the evil Raven Boss.

Does Peach do aerobics?


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Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 11, 2005, 03:41:11 AM
Very carefully.

Nani ka.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on February 11, 2005, 10:49:27 PM
I don't see a question, so I'll ask one.

What does "pwn" mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on February 11, 2005, 11:02:13 PM
LD, that wasn't really a question, but the answer to the recent question: own.

What would you do if life gave you lemons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on February 12, 2005, 03:59:06 PM
A. Throw them at people!
Q. Why do Mario and Luigi have gills?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 12, 2005, 04:02:17 PM
Because they can't breath through their ears.

Why is Mario bald?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 12, 2005, 08:03:05 PM
Mario isn't bald, Bob Hoskins is.

Why does my poodle remind me of Godzilla?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 12, 2005, 08:09:18 PM
Because of the wetness.

I have been working out and have lost of few Newtons this year.  Has Mario lost any pixels lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 12, 2005, 09:01:24 PM
Every time he shaves.

Out of what material(s) are Mario and Luigi's hats made?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 13, 2005, 12:20:25 AM
Pie.

Why did I just reply 'Pie'?

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 14, 2005, 07:48:22 AM
Because it took you 3.14159.... seconds to answer the question.

Can Chain Chomps bite through steel?



Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 14, 2005, 08:32:15 AM
Only when they're being robbed.

Why are so many people idiots?

I am feeling fat, and sassy!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 14, 2005, 08:35:53 AM
No, but they can chomp through steel.

What is the square root of two pies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 14, 2005, 06:06:30 PM
Packaged filling, of course!

What do "french fries" do in their spare time? (after they are done frying, of course)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on February 15, 2005, 04:55:11 AM
They kiss makeup.

Why does Mario go, "GLA GLA GLA! (or BLOY BLOY BLOY!) When he touches a big mushroom?

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 15, 2005, 07:52:06 AM
Because the Chuntendo Stuffits Corp. gives him $50 each time he does.

When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on February 15, 2005, 08:10:59 AM
Speaking of which, How big is that super mushroom going to make Goombario (from the mushroom teleporter thread)? In the distance: bloy bloy bloy..... bloy bloy bloy.... (slight rumbling) Uh, oh...... Bloy bloy bloy...... bloy bloy bloy (rumbling gets heavier)

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!

Edited by - Master Mario XP on 2/15/2005 6:11:18 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 15, 2005, 08:44:40 AM
The size of a peach. (You know, from James and the Giant Peach.)



When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?



“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on February 15, 2005, 10:24:12 AM
Nobody knows,particle man...


Is Lizard Dude really the God®?

______________________________________
I''ll tell you when i''m signature!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 15, 2005, 12:09:31 PM
Where you dare not go
send the Lizard pronto.â„¢

"particle man"?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on February 16, 2005, 05:10:09 PM
*Breaks out in song*

Particle Man, Particle Man,
Doing the things a particle can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle Man.

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man.

*Is sacked*



What would happen if Mario just decided not to save the princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 17, 2005, 02:58:27 AM
Luigi rescues peach and they fall in love with one another.

Is it easy to wind up Mini-Mario's?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 17, 2005, 05:18:13 PM
Yes it is and all you have to do is wind them up and watch them go.

Where is Wario-Man when you don't need him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 17, 2005, 05:56:54 PM
Tottering about in circles, somewhere off the coast of Spain.

How am I speaking when I'm somewhere distant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on February 17, 2005, 11:27:23 PM
Because i have 21 Items in my Dock.


Why is "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's double troube" So hated?

______________________________________
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~Me.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 18, 2005, 03:08:55 AM
Because it features kiddy kong who is absolutely usless.

What is princess what's-her-name's real name?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 18, 2005, 01:48:42 PM
wapugi

Do I have toe jam in my mouth?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 18, 2005, 03:25:12 PM
Yeah, and that's not very . . . un-gross.

Gross.



What does the following sentence mean?



As the big-headed monkey drove his head with all his might into the ancient sycamore tree, bringing to bear upon it a strain great enough to create a rift through the earth stretching from Ipswitch to Shanghai, he painfully remembered that the deadly, bomb-dropping owl actually lived in a tree just a few feet to the south.



Why "e3"??

Edited by - WatOAD on 2/18/2005 1:26:40 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 20, 2005, 05:44:21 PM
There are many explanations and interpretations for this sentence.

#1: The poor monkey hit the wrong tree, so his effort was wasted: no bomb would drop, providing a crack in the earth leading to distant lands.
#2: "This is one CRAZY toaster!"
#3: That freeloading cat still hasn't left.
#4: Stale cereal will not turn apes into flying superheroes.
#5: Even the aloof make mistakes.
#6: Mid-aged, fictional characters cannot travel into other stories.

So, with that being said, which answer is correct?

"What? A half-gallon already?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 21, 2005, 02:56:16 AM
#1.

What percentage of Bob-obs suffer from the so-called 'Short-fuse sydrome'.

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 21, 2005, 11:22:54 AM
60% of males, 20% of females.

Who does Triangle Man hate? And if he fought them, would he win?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 21, 2005, 12:00:26 PM
He hates Tingle for obscure reasons of nomenclature, and he would lose when Tingle opens his jar of stench to which no one but he is immune.



Speaking of Tingle, which is more fun: popping his balloon or sharing half a bowl of roasted potatoes with a grumpy Donkey Kong?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 21, 2005, 12:02:55 PM
. . .

My first double post. I never thought this day would come. And I didn't even do anything.

*cries*

Edited by - watoad on 2/21/2005 10:04:37 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 22, 2005, 02:56:24 AM
Balloon popping.

Why can't Tingle die in Wind Waker?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 22, 2005, 03:35:35 AM
Because he ate the magical roasted potatoes that you refused to share with DK.



What is the blackest thing that you own?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2005, 06:44:12 AM
Watoad, I don't know WHERE you have been, but slavery is OVER.

Why does the caged bird sing?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 22, 2005, 07:16:38 AM
Whether we're talking slavery or not, I would have used the words "who" and "person" (or "one") if I was in any way referring to humans beings. Let there be no mistake about that.



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 22, 2005, 02:27:06 PM
Cuz it wants to. (answer to caged bird question)

Jkwnfiwetitjigskdgeu?

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Edited by - GiftedGirl on 2/22/2005 1:47:00 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2005, 03:01:39 PM
Awww come on, it was just a stupid answer.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 23, 2005, 04:42:35 AM
Really.

Which is peachier : a peachy peach or princess peach?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 23, 2005, 05:38:49 PM
I'm sorry, TEM. I am sensitive&mdash;maybe more than I should be&mdash;about anything race-related. It's good to be at least somewhat sensitive because racism is about the dumbest thing EVER, but going to a super-PC school like I am messes with my brain and can make me overreact. So, sorry. Didn't mean to bite ya. ^^;;



Answer: Mario's girlfriend.



Question: If you put a slice of toasted cheese on the floor, what will happen to it?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 23, 2005, 06:36:16 PM
Someone will slip and fall.

Where's my guinea pig? (hint: there's white/brown/black hair in front of the fridge and crunching noises near the hair)

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 24, 2005, 02:58:26 AM
In front of the washing machine.

Why has it suddenly started to snow in the UK?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on February 24, 2005, 07:07:02 AM
Because water is falling to the ground in the form of frozen flakes.

What is the square root of -1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 24, 2005, 07:17:22 AM
Anything you want it to be.

Why did Rookie have the compulsion to ask a question that has already been given an answer to?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on February 24, 2005, 07:22:47 AM
Because he's 1337 like that!

What do Dino-torches taste like?

It is spelled Em, ey, es, tee, eee, ar, MARIO!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 24, 2005, 04:31:26 PM
They taste like chicken.

When will they revive the Match Game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on February 24, 2005, 07:59:11 PM
Thw huh?
*shrugs shoulders*
Moving on...
Why does Calypso [from Twisted Metal] always hold that ****ed Twisted Metal contest every year?

"Look, It''''s the american computer monkey. Dance, monkey, dance!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 25, 2005, 03:54:38 AM
Money

What is a corn dog?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 25, 2005, 08:08:04 PM
A reckless balance of vegetable by-products plus aquatic reeds, and mindlessly processed ham substance! Run for your lives! HAHAHA!



How many gigantic, confusing words can you use in a sentence?



Let's just get this clear... I have nothing against corn dogs. I thought it would be funny to say that, at the moment.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 28, 2005, 02:06:55 PM
Just a few confusing words such as computing and consulted.

Where is Ben Stein if he came to my house for a sandwich and forgot about the sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 01, 2005, 02:38:56 AM
In Dreamland.

Where is DK island in the marioverse?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 3/1/2005 12:40:08 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 06:44:52 AM
The middle

Could it be that I am the one known as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 08:15:53 AM
Could it be? Maybe. Is it? Without a doubt. You rock, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!? Man, how do you shorten that? Before we could just say "Lizard" or "LD," but "Bo" or even "Bobo" cuts off so much that it really wouldn't work. I guess you're just going to have to wait for us to finish every time we say your name, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!? Poor Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!?



What is the purpose of antidisestablishmentarianism?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 02:57:45 PM
Properly, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, but popularly cited as an example of a long word.

Remember that thread where you weren't allowed to refer to previous posts in said thread?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 03:18:00 PM
Oh, yeah. That thread rocked.

But I was one of the very few who thought so. ;_;

In other news, I hear the sun is very hot. So how much powdered wood does it take to cover a strip of road on a cloudy day?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 06:40:19 PM
80 deciliters

Who is the tallest person here?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 07:03:38 PM
From the pictures I've seen, I would guess Deezer. Dunno how tall he really is, though. I'm 183 centimeters myself.



Where in the country are you likely to find the most World of WarCraft players?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 07:30:39 PM
Um, California?

When will Watoad get a DS?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 01, 2005, 08:36:21 PM
He's going to import it from Europe very soon.

Why have only LD and Watoad made the last handful of posts in this thread?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 09:27:17 PM
Because we are currently the Rulers of this thread.



Why did TEM interrupt the Rulers' conversation and in doing so keep from Lizard Dude what might have been the real answer to his query?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 01, 2005, 10:38:46 PM
Because otherwise the long legged antelopeaters might have taken over the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Congress.

What's the next logical step?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 10:43:57 PM
To eat healthy quantities of almost-moldy, asparagus-flavored vegetables.



Is this the 900th post?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on March 02, 2005, 02:43:15 AM
Yes it was.


Why is Boshi differant from Yoshi.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 02, 2005, 03:04:44 AM
Because he wears sunglasses and reads the Daily Yoshi newspaper.

Why isn't Birdo in MPT?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 3/2/2005 1:05:59 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 02, 2005, 02:44:40 PM
Birdo went on vacation with Don Pianta and won Ben Stein's money.

When will the X-Nauts stop chasing me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on March 02, 2005, 04:09:01 PM
When you beat them with a 0-ex.

Why wasn't Toad in MPT?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 02, 2005, 06:57:35 PM
Warning! Warning! *explodes*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 03, 2005, 06:56:29 AM
Why do people ask stupid questions?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 03, 2005, 09:42:40 AM
A: "There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."



Q: Why "e3"??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 03, 2005, 07:03:44 PM
It's just a silly abreviation. It does not to relate to 20.08553692...

What are Mike and Ike's made with? Or, more specifically, what is the strange, clear gel within them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 03, 2005, 07:25:43 PM
At long last, an answer to my question. Not from Lizard Dude or another user of "e3," but it is good enough for me. Now the forced sig may rest in peace, far from the bottoms of my future posts.

That, sir, is melted camel hair after the congealing process.

What is brown, yellow, blue, orange, blue, mauve, burgundy, peach, white, and blue and lives neither above land nor beneath the sea?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on March 03, 2005, 10:25:34 PM
I just can't resist........

Your mom.

What's the point of the Latest News forum if they just post it on the site anyway?

If I had a dollar for every brain you don`t have, I`d have one dollar.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on March 03, 2005, 10:25:35 PM
Double post

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/3/2005 8:26:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 03, 2005, 10:40:44 PM
I'll take this one. It's for discussing the latest news! Forum, right? Right.

So, did my TI-83 really win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CharginChuck on March 07, 2005, 08:05:38 PM
Why can't Mario find another girl besides Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 07, 2005, 09:11:22 PM
No, your TI-83's batteries went dead two graphs' worth of seconds before it would have won.

The Mushroom Kingdom tends to have very few females. Apparently Mario either hasn't discovered Sapph yet, or he doesn't know how to show her his heroic affection because she's never kidnapped by Bowser.

From where underneath the earth did CharginChuck spring all of the sudden?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2005, 11:32:26 PM
Valley of Bowser 1.

When does two and two always make a five?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 08, 2005, 02:57:59 AM
When you're drunk.

Do they sell mini-wario's in Diamond City?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 08, 2005, 02:11:39 PM
I don't think so, but that would be cool.

Does Bowser want Princess Peach to become his girlfriend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 09, 2005, 06:26:32 AM
No, more like his wife!!

Do you believe there is something in Peach's heart that wishes to tell Mario something?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 14, 2005, 02:55:35 AM
Possibly.

Is waluigi the lankiest videogame character ever (Doshin the giant doesn't count)?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 17, 2005, 07:32:18 PM
Well after about a million years of being away, im back.

Yes, he is not.

Why do my Mario games all say "Im gonna kill you" in subliminal messages?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 17, 2005, 08:32:19 PM
Because you're really watching Doug.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 17, 2005, 08:36:03 PM
Because he was a retarted, balding, fat a*************.

Why did Homer Simpson fall out of the tree?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on March 17, 2005, 09:28:15 PM
Because he forgot to use the ladder in the tree house. "D'oh!  Stupid gravity!"

Will Super Mario 128 ever come out?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/17/2005 7:29:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 18, 2005, 03:00:52 AM
Only in Europe.

Which is sunnier - Florida or Delphino Island?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 22, 2005, 02:48:10 PM
Isle Delfino is much sunnier than Florida.

If the Koopa Troopas and the X-Nauts were on Family Feud who would win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 24, 2005, 01:10:48 AM
No-one. I would blow up the set!

Where's my pie?

It''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on March 24, 2005, 01:18:45 AM
In the sky.

Why did you park in Carlie's driveway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 25, 2005, 03:49:43 PM
I parked there because I thought that was the house of Charles from the Match Game.

Why is my sink leaking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on March 26, 2005, 12:58:13 PM
Becuase it needs to be tightned.

How many more Pokemon RPGs are they goign to make after Pearl and Diamond?

Random Anime Quote:

"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on March 26, 2005, 03:55:17 PM
Several

How many robins are on my face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 26, 2005, 05:43:24 PM
Twenty Centillion.

Why isn't Richard Simmons president?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 26, 2005, 07:19:53 PM
Because they don't want a (code for next word: replace letter of word with letter that comes before it in the abc's) fbz (code over) prez.

Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?

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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 26, 2005, 07:37:45 PM
*mumble*howcanImakethisnotinsulting...hmm... No, it looks like a peculiar, gargantuan, bulbous mass....thatshoulddoit!Puregenius.



Am I in mortal danger, now?

Edited by - Suffix on 3/26/2005 5:39:34 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on March 28, 2005, 12:09:49 PM
Yes, people fight you in a mortal fight.

Why do people hate me because I am a new member and i post to many topics?

Edited by - Aarom11 on 3/29/2005 6:20:18 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 28, 2005, 12:14:11 PM
You forgot to answer Suffix's stupid question, Aarom11.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on March 28, 2005, 03:10:33 PM
Sorry Tem, Well, I fixed it at least.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2005, 08:14:12 AM
It's one of those things that we may never know about.

Do you has?

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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 01, 2005, 01:52:30 PM
I used to has it but then I losed it, sadly.

Why do I like big butts?  And why did I ask another question just now?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 02, 2005, 10:14:58 AM
You just do and nobody knows.

Why does Mario always save Peach and why was she called princess in the early days?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 02, 2005, 10:26:22 AM
It's all part of Nintendo grand scheme to take over the world.


What is Mario's middle name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 02, 2005, 10:33:19 AM
Mario, of course.

Is Lizard Dude really dead and if not, will we all kill him for making us look like fools?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/2/2005 8:34:11 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 02, 2005, 10:49:47 AM
Either way he's dead.

(Mario Mario Mario.  Hmm.)

So, is Luigi's whole name "Luigi Luigi Mario"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 02, 2005, 03:42:46 PM
That would be Luigi's full name.

Why is my sink have some unusual looking green slime in it and is still leaking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 02, 2005, 04:16:52 PM
You've been DS slimed.

Where's my dirt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigiandpeachey on April 03, 2005, 07:28:06 PM
on your mouse

where is the end of the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 03, 2005, 08:34:13 PM
I don't know, but I did see it in Pong: The Movie.  Maybe it's at the TMK secret page.

Does anyone know where can I dump off my non-Mario brain droppings?  My brain has to go!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/3/2005 7:36:29 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on April 03, 2005, 09:38:28 PM
Second bathroom, first stall (aka Site Discussion).

If LD's really dead, why is his ghost still haunting this board?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 04, 2005, 01:30:16 PM
I'm am not sure why, but it's pretty cool though.

Do you have what it takes to win Ben Stein's money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 04, 2005, 09:31:51 PM
Not if I can't stop exploding! AUGH! (6)

*mutters in annoyance*

If your parents bought you infra-red goggles, what would that mean to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on April 04, 2005, 11:02:55 PM
That I have a new set of gogles!

Why aren't there any easter eggs in video games?

LUIGI POWNS YOU!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigiandpeachey on April 06, 2005, 03:42:34 PM
because the easter bunny got offered minnemum wage to go on a video game and put eggs around.

Edited by - luigiandpeachey on 4/6/2005 2:43:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 07, 2005, 01:11:03 PM
17.5

Is a man who eats dates, said to be consuming time?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 07, 2005, 03:51:40 PM
He's obviously wasting time. Eww, dates.

How do you fish for jello and Altoids at the same time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigiandpeachey on April 07, 2005, 05:11:45 PM
sorry, forgot to ask a question
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 11, 2005, 04:14:27 PM
The same way I fish for fish.

Is Ken Jennings a ladies man or is it the other way around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 11, 2005, 07:17:12 PM
Depends on who you ask.

How will the universe end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 11, 2005, 07:25:40 PM
An enormous macroverseral company will demolish our universe to make way for the new macroversal hyperspace transit bypass!



 French toast-- how do the eggs go in, but are hard to taste?

Edited by - Suffix on 4/11/2005 6:31:48 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 12, 2005, 01:02:04 PM
Eggs are such mysterious beings...

Which is worse: Mario going into castle that doesn't have a princess, or Wario going into a castle that DOES have a princess?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thaiirin on April 13, 2005, 10:18:18 AM
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Why luigi in NINTENDOQUARIUM eats mario?!?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 13, 2005, 12:51:04 PM
Luigi moonlights as a cannibal.

Where does waluigi get his shoes from?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 13, 2005, 03:01:38 PM
The same place where Wario does...

Why does Mario and Luigi love to trim their moustaches?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 13, 2005, 05:48:51 PM
The same reason Peach and Daisy wear dresses:To impress the public.

Why doesn't Peach wake the Beanstar up and wish Bowletta was gone at the end of Mario & Luigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 13, 2005, 06:10:02 PM
Because there would be no exciting climax.

Why is they?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 14, 2005, 05:26:57 PM
Because they feel like they is.

Why is it that a bird can fly but a fly can't bird?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on April 14, 2005, 05:54:17 PM
Because fly is both a noun and verb. Fly in "A Bird can Fly" is a verb. But the annoying little insect with a strange nose, known as a fly, that fly would be a noun, and a noun can show action through verbs, and bird is only a noun, NOT a verb.

Why is this topic still alive?

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General [plus] Mario [plus] Chat
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 14, 2005, 08:38:08 PM
Because we love it dearly.

Why else would we keep this thread afloat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 15, 2005, 07:00:25 PM
Because it's the only place to ask a retarded question like, "How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?"

How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 15, 2005, 07:16:36 PM
Uhhhh....I think there's seven of them.

Who loves Lucy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 17, 2005, 01:49:18 PM
Ricky. If he truly does, he has some 'splainin' to do.

Who do you do voodoo to?





Tallulah: *Shakes tail feathers* TWEEET!!!
Me: Yes, birdy? Oh, no, you didn''t... *Looks at sleeve of t-shirt.* Aw, pickle juice. You did.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 18, 2005, 01:38:47 AM
Baron Samedi.

How come petey pirahna can compete in MKDD and MPT despite the fact that he has no eyes?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 18, 2005, 02:01:52 AM
Some elderly people are too short to see over the wheel  of their cars- why should that stop Petey?

Do you Yahoo?

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 18, 2005, 06:35:45 AM
Not after 9.57pm

Who's been eating my porridge?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 18, 2005, 10:57:44 AM
The same person who is sleeping in your bed. I'll get the baseball bat.

What happened?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/18/2005 9:57:58 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 18, 2005, 04:51:34 PM
About 3 billion years of evolution.

How much Koop can a Koopa pa is a Koopa could pa Koop?

Random Anime Quote:

"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on April 18, 2005, 05:44:22 PM
Lots.

How come I am answering this question?

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General [plus] Mario [plus] Chat
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 18, 2005, 05:49:16 PM
3 pounds and 7 ounces of Koop.

For atoms to fuse, the valence number must equal 0. If Oxygen's valence is 4 and flourine's valence is -1, how many Flourine atoms does it take to fuse with Oxygen? -Math Book: Cumulative Review

Birds: My Anti-Drug.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 19, 2005, 04:45:59 PM
Because you have nothing better to do.


Why did Final Fantasy leave Nintendo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 19, 2005, 05:10:22 PM
Final Fantasy didn't, really. Square Enix did, which was a very stupid move. But the good news is they got back together.

Why are cats so incredibly stupid?

Birds: My Anti-Drug.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 19, 2005, 06:50:37 PM
They're too intelligent (and also lazy) to do anything for themselves (it's a front!).

What would you put after the word "Bat?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 20, 2005, 04:26:38 PM
Batball

How come many people like sony instead of nintendo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 20, 2005, 05:44:50 PM
They don't care about what was, they care about what is. Which makes them like cats.

Why are stick people underappreciated?



Birds: My Anti-Drug.

Edited by - Bird Person on 4/21/2005 7:08:30 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 20, 2005, 05:59:24 PM
Because they decided to appreciate stick people instead of stick perople.

What happens to people would eat marshmallows without roasting them first?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/20/2005 5:00:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 20, 2005, 09:27:45 PM
They all turn into bobble-head dolls that look like Bob Barker.

Is the price really right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 20, 2005, 09:32:49 PM
Only when it's not left.

If left is frog and right is rain, which hand I am I holding the bumble bee in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 21, 2005, 06:33:10 AM
You aren't; I amputated them after the bee stung you.

What happens if Bigfoot and the Yetti go out on a date?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 21, 2005, 08:19:16 AM
They get married and have a sasquatch.

Kero Sewers and KeroKeroCola from SMRPG... How are they related?

Birds: My Anti-Drug.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 21, 2005, 05:04:22 PM
To save money on their water source...

If you could add any kind of port to the NDS, what would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: boomstix on April 21, 2005, 06:07:23 PM
A funny-lookin' one.

How many fingers would your best friend be holding up if I blindfolded him and gave him large doses of Tylenol?

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 21, 2005, 07:06:00 PM
As many as he/she wants.

Why wasn't Tales of Symphonia more popular?



 Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 4/24/2005 9:46:17 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 21, 2005, 07:17:17 PM
Because it isn't.

When will the FF fall victim to a fatal glitch?



“How ironic; ‘Rogers’ – it almost rhymes with... ‘eliminate.’”
~Stewie from Family Guy

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 21, 2005, 07:17:59 PM
Because people like me bought it and never played it.

(Latias Dita, I scrolled down and thought you were Lizard Dude.  Then I scrolled up and read a few post and came back to realize that I need to pay closer attention.  I can see now how Tod that another poster here who started with Luigi was me, Luigison.)

Why does a road runner bring mice and lizards to the tech center?  (this actually happens)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 22, 2005, 12:59:35 AM
Because they just do.

THE 992nd POST OF THIS THREAD!!

Why am I celebrating the 992nd post needlessly, when I should save my post for the 1000th?

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 22, 2005, 02:04:20 AM
Because you have nothing else better to do.

Why isn't Wario in his usual getup for the WarioWare games?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 22, 2005, 07:06:38 AM
His mom suggested he wear new clothes for his new job... and he wanted to impress Mona.

THE 994th POST OF THIS THREAD!

Who do you think will get the 1000th post?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 6:08:14 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 22, 2005, 09:20:35 AM
The fifth person after my post here...

Why does Bowser always keep his hair flow backwards?
(He'd look a lot cooler with messy hair, y'know!?)

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 22, 2005, 04:16:06 PM
He doesn't think it's cooler.

What does "I My Me! Strawberry Eggs" mean?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 4/22/2005 3:38:32 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 22, 2005, 06:39:32 PM
I like my strawberry eggs and they will be eaten by me.

Have you noticed that when you chew on glass, a red juice that tastes like blood oozes out?

Got Bird? <(^v^)>

Edited by - Bird Person on 4/22/2005 5:42:14 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 22, 2005, 06:48:49 PM
I don't know what that is.  I wish I could help you but I only chew on plastic so that never happens to me.

THE 998th POST OF THIS THREAD!  We need to think of some way to celebrate 1000.

How in the world is it possible that my birthday is on the exact same day that E3 starts this year?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 5:49:35 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 22, 2005, 07:54:17 PM
It isn't. Your birthday doesn't exist.

Why did I get the 1000th post in this topic?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 22, 2005, 08:17:19 PM
Por que TU esta el ganador! Feliz.... ... Dia!

Why did I write that in crudely constructed Spanish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 22, 2005, 08:58:28 PM
Actually, Chup is right! He got the 1000th post. Not reply, but post. So, you got the 1000th reply, but Chup got the 1000th post. Mwahahahaha! I comprehend all!!!

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on April 22, 2005, 09:09:38 PM
Because that is a weird thing to do, and this is the 1002nd post (1 + 0 + 0 + 2 = 3), which is weird.

Did Bird Person take my course in Fungi Forums Mechanics and then submerge his mind in golden rinsewash of the Upper Echelon Squared PLUS Artificial Sweetener & Backup 100% More FREE variety?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 22, 2005, 09:55:08 PM
And Watoad backwards is Daotaw, which almost sounds like Toyota which is a brand of vehicles that Watoad can drive if he wants to. ^_^ Hey, wait... my birthday doesn't exist?  NOOOO!  How is this possible?!  Ack!  I must be stuck in some impossible reality that only some Hollywood film could barf out! *starts to go insane and scratch on doorposts*

Oh, right, the question.  Uh... yeah, probably.  I didn't even know there was such a liquid... or a class for TMK (except for Trigonomotry Made Kosher)

Now that I found Luigison's dirt, how can I send it to him?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 8:58:39 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 22, 2005, 11:14:00 PM
Because I don't even know what you're talking about, Watoad, No!

If Splenda is made with sugar, how can it lower your blood sugar? Makes NO sense!!!

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 23, 2005, 12:35:12 AM
Because it's got nothing better to do.
Got Mario?

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 12:53:22 AM
Yes, and I got bird. <(^v^)>

Can ou count to three in Sarfunialorxican? If no, neither can I.

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 23, 2005, 05:55:13 AM
No Way.

Can somebody give me an example of a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 23, 2005, 09:01:49 AM
Uhm... is dat a trick question?

Will there ever be a movie about Sonic, like one that involves an army of metal sonics made by Eggman and powered by the Master Emerald that attempt to defeat Super Sonic by somehow trying to drown him and then Knuckles and Tails try to save him by finding some power to turn the chaos emeralds into super emeralds in order to become Super Knuckles and Super Tails, or maybe one that is about Sonic rescuing a new character who is a shy but beautiful young female hedgehog that Sonic falls in love with and it makes Amy extremely sad but then she gets filled with rage and tries to defeat the girl by turning into Super Amy so Chris has to stop her by transforming into Super Chris and the story has almost nothing to do with Sonic or Eggman and everyone is just like “WTD?!”?!

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on April 23, 2005, 10:02:28 AM
No.

Why does everybody hate cats? They are smarter than dogs and my cat is not lazy! They are cute & fuzzy & cuddly and they won't tackle you down and get sick from dog slobber. They have cute little tounges and are much cleaner than dogs. Why does everybody hate kitties?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 12:29:58 PM
Because they eat birds.

Why is Susan lazy?

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 23, 2005, 12:50:06 PM
Because she sells sea shells down by the sea shore.

Why did it take so long to invent toilet paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 01:21:55 PM
The testers were constipated.

Luigison was around before they invented toilet paper?

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 23, 2005, 01:57:22 PM
Yes, he's a centurion.


What did people use before toilet paper was invented?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 23, 2005, 02:17:27 PM
Lemon-soaked napkins and towlettes that never seemed to arrive.

If this tape-measure *picks up* could speak, what would it say right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 23, 2005, 02:21:38 PM
"Do I measure up to your requirements?"

Why does Homestar Runner have "twoble with his aws"?

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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 25, 2005, 01:46:43 AM
He's dyslexic.

Why are there so many restaurants called Mario's or Luigi's?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 25, 2005, 02:51:54 AM
Because Italians make good food.

Will I play World of WarCraft until I die?

“Using the Semicolon can sometimes be a tricky proposition from a syntactical perspective!”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 25, 2005, 06:28:33 AM
pretty much.

Are there any Doctor Who fans in America?


The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 25, 2005, 09:17:50 AM
There must be, but are probably very few...

Why does Luigi likes to hug Mario very often?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 25, 2005, 01:28:49 PM
Who wouldn't want to hug Mario^^

Why is it that I can list my top five favorite anime series with ease but I can't decide what my favorties songs are?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 27, 2005, 02:09:57 AM
Possibly, that when it comes to music, you are a very indecisive person.

What is the opposite of opposite.

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 27, 2005, 05:17:31 PM
Whatever you had before adding in the opposites.

Who's your daddy?

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 30, 2005, 03:09:55 PM
I had to save the topic, I'll ask a new stupid question...

Why do yellow and black go together?

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 30, 2005, 04:44:42 PM
Because they make bees.

What's Chef Torte's favorite saying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 12:00:06 AM
Ask him. My favorite phrase of his is: "Because you are... IDIOT!!!"

What happened to Dr. Mario (The forumer who made this topic 1025 posts ago)?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 01, 2005, 12:07:48 AM
He lost his medical licence after he was found killing helpless little Goombas, then bringing them to his hospital so that they had to pay him.

It's a bird, no- it's a plane. No, it's..?

(Qualifies as a question because it has a question mark)

This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on May 01, 2005, 07:05:46 AM
It's the answer to the stupid question!

Why does Mario have brown hair but his stache is black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 12:50:14 PM
AGAIN, hair dye.

Why can't lemurs live in California?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on May 01, 2005, 01:16:08 PM
What're you talking about?  I've seen dozens of lemurs here in california!  Albeit, they were in zoos, but they were most certainly living.

If you can read this, you're looking too hard.

...Do you think this topic is ever going to surpass Mario Word Association in # of posts?



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 01, 2005, 01:53:05 PM
Nein.

What does Daisy do all day, whilst Peach is busy getting herself captured?



The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 5/1/2005 12:58:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 03:03:09 PM
She wishes to the star spirits that she could get kidnapped instead to be rescued by Luigi.

Why can't lemurs live in my backyard?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 01, 2005, 03:46:36 PM
Because they don't want to leave their homes.

What are strawberry eggs?



 Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/1/2005 2:47:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 01, 2005, 04:20:28 PM
Strawberry Eggs: Noun



Ancient writing method:
an ancient method of inscribing and writing in which lines are written alternately from right to left and from left to right, thereby confusing the reader and causing mass panic.



 What would you call a breakfast cereal that contained mostly chicken wire?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 05:37:09 PM
Lunchables Chicken Dunks for Breakfast. Same as usually made.

How do they make pink lemonade pink?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 03, 2005, 01:40:47 AM
Pig's Blood.

Why wasn't there any Shy Guy's to battle in PM:TTYD?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: iammario on May 03, 2005, 04:44:23 AM
ew
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 04, 2005, 02:18:24 PM
Because Chuck Woolery was voted the world's greatest singer and he's a magnet of attention.

Speaking of Chuck Woolery, when will there be new epsiodes of Greed and Lingo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 04, 2005, 07:22:16 PM
When they get rid of that annoying announcer-type lady.

Why didn't the last post's answer make since?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 04, 2005, 09:01:32 PM
*cough*obsession!*cough*



Seriously... Oh, never mind. What would you define "translucent" as?

Edited by - Suffix on 5/4/2005 8:02:43 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 05, 2005, 02:02:24 AM
Something that let's some but not all light pass through it.

Why does the sun try to kill mario/luigi in SMB3?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarlieMoo on May 05, 2005, 08:55:44 PM
Because Bowser paid him to.

Why wasn't there a black or white Yoshi in Yoshi's Island?

"So, they''''re showing, on television, the detergents getting out bloodstains. Is this a violent image to anybody? Bloodstains? I mean, come on. You got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn''''t your biggest problem right now." ~~~~Jerry Seinfeld
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 06, 2005, 04:39:05 PM
The same reason there wasn't a brown Yoshi in Yoshi's Story.

Will we ever see Mario's PM partner (from both games) in other games?

 Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 12:47:36 AM
Not if you're blind.

Is peanut butter a liquid or an amorphous solid?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 07, 2005, 04:31:44 PM
Both.

Do you know anyone who suffers from CAPS LOCK DISEASE?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 05:35:58 PM
J.J. from TMK staff.

Where does money come from?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 07, 2005, 07:46:54 PM
Trees

What are koopa's hiding under their shells?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on May 07, 2005, 08:07:45 PM
Another shell!

What's your favorite show?

If your day is bad, a nice comment at night can change everything.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 09:30:12 PM
A TV show.

What would happen if the bride was allergic to the wedding cake?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 08, 2005, 03:15:52 PM
Then there would be a Mexican divorce.

How do you stop Elzo from talking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on May 08, 2005, 04:00:49 PM
a: green doggies are bouncing.
q: hey, who cut the cheese? :-P

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 08, 2005, 04:43:25 PM
For the last time! I grated the cheese!!!

Why does a swirl of purple and black make a perfect background while someone is laughing like evil?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 08, 2005, 05:04:31 PM
Purple and black are evil colors. Just ask Waluigi.

What's the most evil sound possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on May 08, 2005, 07:46:54 PM
a: gesg=scrambled eggs.
q: whose line is it anyway?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 09, 2005, 05:58:39 AM
yours, I guess.

Is there a Latios Dita out there somewhere?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 10, 2005, 05:12:57 PM
Since Latios is male and Dita is female, probably not!

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2005, 12:33:56 PM
237.

Why is Strong Bad always mean to Strong Sad?

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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2005, 12:33:59 PM
*store intercom* I need a price check on a double post, I need a price check on a double post. *intercom off*

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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 5/11/2005 11:41:28 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 11, 2005, 12:58:07 PM
Because that when you're strong bad it makes some person strong sad...if you know what I mean.

Do you belive in yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2005, 04:09:21 PM
No, I belived in yesterday. I now belive in today.

Why do people run from me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 11, 2005, 04:32:31 PM
Because you mistake handshakes for someone attacking you.

If a wiggle is a piggle and a piggle is a shniggle and a shniggle is a kashniggle and a kashniggle is a biggle, can we say that a wiggle is a biggle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 11, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
The Property of Nonsensical Identities claims that it is so.

A cylinder has a radius of 10ft, and a height of 16t. What would be the contents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 11, 2005, 06:21:26 PM
Jello.

Why are guinea pigs always hungry?

 Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on May 13, 2005, 04:52:13 PM
a: cuz ducky go down de hole.
q: den duh football tried to go down de coconut, but it didn't work. whassup wid dat? :-P

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 13, 2005, 06:57:55 PM
Because coconuts don't taste good that way.  You gotta put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up! *starts siging the song*

Will there ever be a thread similar to this called "Give a stupid answer, ask a stupid question?"

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 13, 2005, 09:34:36 PM
Only if someone makes it.

Which is better- XBOX or PS2?

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on May 14, 2005, 04:38:24 AM
None is better than the other. It depends on the gamer and what games they want.

What's the difference between a geek and a nerd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 14, 2005, 06:04:28 AM
A geek is a circus freak who bites the heads off of live chicken and a nerd is somebody who snorts when he/her laughs.

Why don't the aliens just come and probe us all to death?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 14, 2005, 12:27:31 PM
We're just not interesting enough.

The Mushroom Kingdom has been visited by extraterrestrial beings numerous times. What do they think's so interesting? (I happen to have a real answer for this)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 17, 2005, 02:01:13 AM
The amount of endless SSB3 threads that are in existance.

Why is purple the colour of evil?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 17, 2005, 07:45:22 AM
That's an interesting question.  Well, it all started a long time ago with this one strange man who loved to wear purple and also throw plums at people...

In Yoshi's Island, how come the chain chomps always slow down when they get close to you?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/17/2005 6:46:01 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 17, 2005, 09:48:21 AM
Yoshis have the ability to slow down time so they can escape from Chain chomps before they get them.

Whatever happened to Pauline?



 Random Manga Quote:
"You''re in love with her, but you''re too scared to deal with it. So you walk around like you got a permanet chip on your shoulder."--Kensuke Yura. Girl Got Game volume 8 chapter 1.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/17/2005 8:49:16 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 17, 2005, 01:06:37 PM
Mario got hungry.

Why does Donkey Kong Wear a tie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 17, 2005, 01:09:52 PM
To look good for the ladies.

Where in the world is...Matt Lauer?

Edited by - Tingrio on 5/17/2005 12:10:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 17, 2005, 08:28:11 PM
Feeding on cherry gelatin snacks within your large closet.

If nobody wanted to listen to you, what would you tell them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 18, 2005, 01:38:50 AM
Nothing.

What is the average lifespan for a pirahna plant?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 18, 2005, 03:35:16 AM
As long as Yoshi is not around, it'll live long enough.

What is the national sport of the Mushroom Kingdom itself?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 18, 2005, 01:26:36 PM
Croquet.

How long does it take wario to straighten his mustache in the morning?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 18, 2005, 03:24:10 PM
9 hours (u should see his mustache when it's NOT straight).

Why do the Wario Brothers wear purple???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 18, 2005, 09:24:29 PM
Somehow, the came under the impression that it was a good, evil color.

Where does this USB cord connect to?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 20, 2005, 01:07:16 PM
The hamster that is responsible for your internet connection.

What exactly is Birdo?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sapphira on May 20, 2005, 01:53:40 PM
A certain species of dinosaur is my theory. DIFFERENT from Yoshis.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 20, 2005, 04:37:51 PM
Because he cares!

Yozora wo kakeru nagreboshi wo ima mitsukeraretara nani wo inoru darou? (If right now, I saw a shooting star flash across the night sky, what would I wish for?) *sings rest of Starry Heavens*

 Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/20/2005 6:35:53 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 20, 2005, 04:52:43 PM
baka baka baka!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 25, 2005, 01:14:49 PM
*Ignores previous post*

World poverty to end overnight.

Who does Bowser call when he has a plumbing emergency?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 5/25/2005 12:15:27 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 25, 2005, 01:57:22 PM
I'm guessing the Wario bros. if they also copied Mario and Luigi for their skills in plumbing.  Either that or he gets Kamek to use his magic to fix stuff.

Will Nintendo ever create a sweet new theme park some day?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/25/2005 1:02:53 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 25, 2005, 02:36:38 PM
Maybe, but you must have patience Yoshi-son, PATIENCE IS THE KEY DANG YOU!  PAAAAATIENCE!  Now hurry up with my green tea!

What is that big round thing on Sir Grodus's head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 25, 2005, 04:20:21 PM
That is his head! You can't rule over a giant, militarian race with just a pea-sized, foot-soldier brain, could you?



How did the enormously funny, ghostly guy from PM:TTYD steal part of a menu?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 25, 2005, 06:57:57 PM
By cleverly stealing it.

Why doesn't Homestar Runner have any arms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 28, 2005, 04:50:58 PM
Had a nasty incident with a food blender.

Why does Hooktail lok like Valoo from the Wind Waker?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on May 28, 2005, 09:55:11 PM
I don't know.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 30, 2005, 11:42:39 AM
12342319857238904712389741238974891237489271389471289374892374234 licks.

Why does Koops always wear that bandage?

 Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on May 30, 2005, 12:49:09 PM
He stayed in the sun too long with it and the sticky part of it melted into his head and is unremovable.

If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 30, 2005, 01:38:10 PM
Absolutely not! There are plenty of whistling birds, who don't have lips!

What is so special about sesame seeds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 30, 2005, 07:12:38 PM
Because Mario once got a hamburger at McDonaldds, saw the sesame seeds and said, "These are-a good seeds says-a-me!" The guy at the drive-thru window laughed so hard that Mario said "says-a-me" (which sounded like sesame) that he told the press, and it became a huge thing.  Naturally, everyone loved MArio and decided that sesame seeds must be very special if Mario, the hero of Mushroom Kingdom, thinks so.  THey even tried to get Mario to be the new 'Sesame Seed Boy' but it didn't work.  Mario just like sesame seeds, and didn't want it to become a huge thing.  He couldn't help it if he has an italian accent and says "says-a me" which sounds like sesame.  Mario doesn't buy at McDonalds from this point on.  And that my friends, is the story of why sesame seeds are more popular than any other seed...

Is Waluigi happy with his name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 01, 2005, 12:17:34 PM
Yes.

Why does the black yoshi rock?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 01, 2005, 03:16:14 PM
Because he dies alll the time.

Taquitos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 01, 2005, 04:00:31 PM
No.

How come most of the food that taste good are usually bad for you?

ToS and PM:TTYD Rock!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 01, 2005, 06:54:44 PM
beacause they want u off your diet

how come sega forgot about sally

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 01, 2005, 08:54:38 PM
Because they thought Sally was...i dunno...not memorable.

Why does Goombella wear a neck tie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 02, 2005, 01:34:05 PM
beacase she likes them

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/2/2005 12:34:41 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 02, 2005, 05:32:59 PM
Inside this monitor thingy. I do believe there's no beef inside there. I would smell it.

Speaking of which, where are the capital letters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 02, 2005, 05:38:42 PM
on vacation

how come my topic was the example of what you shouldnt do

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on June 03, 2005, 10:46:38 PM
a: joe schmo.
q: what's with all the llama drama?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2005, 01:15:04 PM
Llamas are drama kings and queens.

I've heard that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 04, 2005, 02:06:44 PM
true it may be

why is sonic blue

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2005, 02:15:31 PM
Ya gotta have blue hair! (or in this case, fur)

When I get my fake Pokemon cards on the net, will you check 'em out?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on June 04, 2005, 03:37:49 PM
Hmmmm.....maybe.

Where in the world is...Ken Jennings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 04, 2005, 05:21:04 PM
On a date with Jen Kennings.

Does Elvin Gadd teach gibberish? If he doesn't, he should.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 04, 2005, 06:00:14 PM
glurgle(translated: he does



do u have to fight for your right to eat chicken livers?

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/4/2005 5:01:57 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 04, 2005, 06:07:47 PM
Because you know you want to.

Where is my auto-mo-bile?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 04, 2005, 06:08:57 PM
In your ga-rage.

Read my sig and answer it!

How much would wood a would pecker peck if a would pecker wood peck would? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 04, 2005, 06:24:05 PM
o_O ... O_o ... >_<

DaAaAaAa, Ah'd like tah use a life ring!

My head is reeling from that question. What movie is it playing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 04, 2005, 07:39:01 PM
The Vandread movie they'll never make.

What is wrong with fuzzies?

 Random Anime Quote:
" If you keep punching holes in the definition of death, you''re going to be dissected for real one of these days!"--Excel Excel. Excel Saga episode 12.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/4/2005 6:43:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 04, 2005, 08:04:34 PM
their to fuzzy ahhh shield your eyes

how come mario came to my house and said "pasta aint good no more"

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/4/2005 7:06:26 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 05, 2005, 12:49:17 PM
You were daydreaming.

If Subcon is the dreamworld, why do Birdo, shyguys and Bob-ombs show up in games set in the mushroom kingdom?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/5/2005 11:49:45 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 05, 2005, 02:09:21 PM
cuz i dont use proper capitals

does kirby smoke raccoon leaf?

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/5/2005 1:10:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 07, 2005, 12:51:22 PM
He quit a long time ago...

Why would someone do bad things for no reason?

How much would wood a would pecker peck if a would pecker wood peck would? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on June 07, 2005, 01:00:17 PM
No reason

If I had a dollar for every brainless n00b that ever signed up here, how many tubs of cash would I have?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 6/7/2005 12:00:58 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 07, 2005, 06:20:08 PM
i am not brainless!
oh and according to my calcuations you'd have 19 tubs

why did mario kill ronald mcdonald

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/7/2005 5:21:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 07, 2005, 06:59:19 PM
Because Ronald is an annoying clown thing and it was his time to go.

So, your dressed like a ship's captain, um, why are you dressed like a ship's captain?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/7/2005 6:00:05 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 07, 2005, 09:05:56 PM
Argh, matey, becuase I am a ship captain! Now go swap the poop deck, jump off that board thingy thar', or learn the different spellings of "you're!" I've got a loverly Webster's dictionary in me office, go take a gandahr.


What would be the name of a pirate captain that had a dictionary in his private office?


"The Suffix: Last but not Least."

Edited by - Suffix on 6/8/2005 8:06:05 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 08, 2005, 12:54:57 PM
R.Jimlad

Why do Profs Frankly and E.Gadd both have the same glasses?

You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: grinder on June 08, 2005, 12:59:22 PM
Because sunshine sucks.
What is a Landreburglet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 08, 2005, 01:48:39 PM
A whacha'ma'call-it! Heh...

How would one know if Luigi had apparently undergone some very horrible deed?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on June 08, 2005, 02:02:34 PM
*starts to sing* The awnser my friend is blowing in the wind...the awnser is blowing in the wind. *stops singing*

Why are raindrops falling on my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: grinder on June 08, 2005, 02:15:44 PM
Nobody knows, except you.

Who invented Pop-ups?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 08, 2005, 04:14:43 PM
Mary Poppins.

How does hate lead to suffering even when you hate things like Spongebob?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 08, 2005, 09:09:08 PM
If you hate any particular thing, you will suffer when you are in proximity of it, and it's bad for stress.

How on Earth-- or on Dagobah, did Yoda become so crazy in the first trilogy? (4,5,6, "MINE! MINE!")
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 09, 2005, 08:49:32 PM
Because he can.

How come Mario can only grunt, but not talk, yet everyone else in the MK hold the ability of speech. And also, how can people understand what Mario is saying when does extremely strange gestures that mean almost nothing to us humans?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 09, 2005, 09:12:44 PM
because Mario is so cool, everyone just knows.  it's like a weird vibe.

You can judge a T-Bone steak by sticking your head up a cows [rear], but wouldn't you rather take your butcher's word for it?

~Don't swear. Using symbols like you did for letters counts. ~Sapph

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/9/2005 9:25:07 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 09, 2005, 09:15:28 PM
whats a butcher(question and answer)


where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 10, 2005, 12:53:06 AM
*Looks from side to side* Don't look at me!

How is it that the Yoshi partner in PM:TTYD doesn't leave footprints?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Good Lord! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Takeo Takakura. Magic User''s Club TV episode 5.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 10, 2005, 09:31:48 AM
Maybe he has a special shoe or something.

Who knows whose nose?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 10, 2005, 03:51:31 PM
Ise nose youse knows.

Who's birthday is it today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 11, 2005, 04:45:20 PM
Bob Dole. Just kidding.
i really don't know


Does a woodpecker peck wood or Al Gore?

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on June 11, 2005, 05:57:16 PM
Al Gore.

In recent games, why does Bowser's face look like he doesn't have teeth, even though he does?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 11, 2005, 06:19:36 PM
He's on a dental plan.

How much does Mario get paid for saving the Mushroom Kingdom on a regular basis??

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 11, 2005, 06:21:04 PM
You'll find out in Mario Hockey


Do I like tacos

where isn't the beef

EDIT:sorry same time post

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/11/2005 5:22:02 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 11, 2005, 07:44:50 PM
Do I want to know the answer to that question??(Q&A)

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 11, 2005, 08:20:23 PM
If the glove fits


is sushi the drink of evil

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 12, 2005, 06:38:08 AM
Only when it is made into a drink by a blender that was a Special Order for Bowser.

Why on Earth are Yoshi's shoes red?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 12, 2005, 10:34:23 AM
Red dye is cheap.

If clairvoyants can tell the future, how come they don't win the lottery every week?

You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 13, 2005, 07:39:54 PM
Because they have to give up the lottery to see into the future.

How come Yoshi and Kirby never get full from eating too much?

We will never give up our love of Nintendo!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 13, 2005, 10:38:36 PM
HUGE appetite, and run the extra weight off.


Why can't we all just get along to live peacefully and happily in the great, treacherous journey of life?

Edited by - The Blue Toad  on 6/13/2005 9:43:25 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 14, 2005, 01:58:05 PM
'Cause there are stupid terrorists like Bin Ladin that want to ruin it.

Do Yoshis see in color or black + white?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 14, 2005, 02:32:23 PM
I only eat toads...huh? Yoshis ummmm 73

Canadian Eh?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on June 14, 2005, 03:58:27 PM
Babersines.

If mario had jumped out of the air directly above your house with pankacs, yet yoshy was about to eat those pankakes, and the pankakes where the last chace for world order, you where the only hope for the pankakes, but you only liked potato pankakes, and those are made from bluebarrys, blakberrys, brownberrys, redberrys, and ballberrys, plus you where alurgeck to sufo, to be abele to jump that high, you wold have to eat a berry you think was disusting, plus one man-egg, to only find yourself at neverland ranch, and Jackson's nose has taken over his entier body, and the only thing you can do is to find kufive blue robots with panguns for heds that can do the riverdance to stop Jackson's nose so you can get the discusting berry so you can stop yoshi form eating the blue-black-brown-red-ballberry pankakes which have nothing to do with patatos and stop mario form faling within a time limit of five minits, how much wood wold a wood chuch chuch if this sentence made sence?

The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on June 14, 2005, 04:06:51 PM
Five-thousand dollars of my money.

Where is the taco barn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 14, 2005, 04:55:08 PM
Iake a left on who cares street and then go straight until you see mario dancing and your there

livin' la vida loca?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 14, 2005, 06:58:00 PM
Yes.

How many replys does it take before it goes to another page?

Mario the plumber,
Mario the doctor,
Mario the Hero,
Mario the Party Animal,
Mario the everything!!!!!  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 14, 2005, 07:30:53 PM
14.3.

Vanillin-- Yea, or nay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 14, 2005, 08:43:47 PM
Nay.

Why don't people read the Story Boards that much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 14, 2005, 08:49:51 PM
'cuz a chicken can be all what he can be


Got milk?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on June 14, 2005, 11:07:15 PM
a: you put duh coconut in de lime & you up it all mix!

q: what about bob?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!

Edited by - justinyoshi on 6/14/2005 10:08:14 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 15, 2005, 12:02:41 AM
I'm not sure. I'll ask his sister Bobette.

Why haven't any of my favorite manga series become anime?



 Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).

Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/14/2005 11:03:23 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 15, 2005, 05:00:21 AM
'Dunno.

If you're driving a jet-ski through the desert and one wheel pops off, how many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on June 15, 2005, 09:41:52 AM
The state of fear.


If wine is roten grapes, why don't we get druged of dung?

The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 15, 2005, 10:20:51 AM
'cuz momma had a baby and his cheese fell in the closet
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy9?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 15, 2005, 12:39:02 PM
Not since 1908.

Can you turn graphite into diamond?

You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 15, 2005, 03:20:18 PM
Of course, thats why all my pencils are diamond-tipped.

Why does James Bond like martinis?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 15, 2005, 04:50:35 PM
because frogs eat chicken livers



is this my claim to fame or my downfall

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 16, 2005, 12:28:28 PM
'Fraid its your downfall.

Is there a Mrs Blizzard?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 16, 2005, 12:57:03 PM
Well Mrs. Blizzard got melted by Mr. sun


any mango salsa?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 16, 2005, 08:11:29 PM
Nope.

If A = B, and B >= C, what is C?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 16, 2005, 08:47:26 PM
4987634



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
get it Chuck Norris

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 17, 2005, 10:06:11 AM
I didn't get that.

Does virus = very yes?!?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 17, 2005, 10:54:50 PM
That depends.  Can Strong Mad spell Marzipan?  If no, then yes.

Why is 42 the answer to life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 17, 2005, 10:57:44 PM
Because The Hitch Hiker's guide to the Galaxy is wierd.
How many warp pipes in the Mushroom Kingdom can go to a bar with 3 Thwomps, 2 Whomps, and 10 Pokeys while singing the Overworld theme through a Tweeter?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:09:55 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on June 18, 2005, 02:38:18 AM
A.None.
Q.Why dosen't Luioi where pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 18, 2005, 09:02:24 AM
Because he wears pants instead.

Does waluigi play his DS with his big nose  or a stylus?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 18, 2005, 09:31:29 AM
Neither.

Why are there only like 5 people asking stupid questions in here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 18, 2005, 01:11:55 PM
Because people are running out of Stupid Power.

How was the yoshi in PM:TTYD born with pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 18, 2005, 01:28:29 PM
When you take a left on Wario's mustache, head south through Bowser's Clown Copter, up Birdo's nose, and right around a Shyguy's rump, where will you end up?
Oops, forgot to answer the question. The answer is: Because his father injected pants onto his butt when he was just an egg.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:06:59 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 18, 2005, 02:37:36 PM
Right here.

Why doesn't PaperLuigi like to answer my questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 18, 2005, 02:46:03 PM
because blue toads and luigi are mortal enimies


is sonic a hero in sonic heros

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on June 18, 2005, 02:54:27 PM
A. Because the pie is tasty!
Q.Why dose that guy from the Nintendo forums think he is Ludwig Von Koopa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 18, 2005, 03:00:27 PM
He took a high dose of Ludwig Drugs.

Why does he think he's me thinking I'm him?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 6/18/2005 2:01:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 18, 2005, 08:12:17 PM
He had a bad accident with clowns at the age of 12.
Why did PaperLuigi totally forget to answer Blue Toads questions?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 19, 2005, 01:47:52 AM
Because he was giving a stupid reply rather than a stupid answer.

When will they actually release Sailor Moon Stars (the last season) in the US?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 19, 2005, 02:03:19 AM
When I feel like it.

Which came first, the pie or the pie crumbs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 19, 2005, 04:59:23 AM
pie.

How come great shows like the Mario cartoon gat cancelled?

Keep signatures to a single line to prevent being banned.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 10:25:07 AM
Because bad shows like *coughFairlyOddParentscough* can't get enough of the spotlight.

Just what was Wario doing in a giant nose anyway?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 9:30:08 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 19, 2005, 10:45:53 AM
Archaeology.

Where can I purchase 9-Volt's helmet?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 06:42:40 PM
Get one from ebolt.

Why would Kamek need to use a flying broomstick to get to a bar?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 19, 2005, 06:53:43 PM
He's to lazy.  Plus, he can't drink and drive (a car, that is).

Why didn't any of the Shadow Sirens (from Paper Mario 2) have any eyes?

Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 07:37:07 PM
They found out that reading brail was real cool, so they poked their eyes out. (Vivian thought this was stupid, but because she isn't too bright herself, she let Beldam trick her into sticking her face into a Hazard trashcan full of needles.)

Why does Lord Crump use a tissue box for the body of a dumb robot? ( Magnus )

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:37:41 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 19, 2005, 08:33:05 PM
Lord Crump sux at building stuff, and couldin't think of a design for his robot.  He looked at a kleenex box and thought, "That's it!!!"  (personally, I thought it looked more like a chinese food take-out box).

Why does Mayor Dour (from Twilight Town) have cotton coming out of his head???



Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 09:05:30 PM
He ate the Cotton Gin, which then started feeding on his brain for power and produced a major ammount of cotton.

Why does Koops have a bandage on his nose through out the whole game?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 8:06:22 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 19, 2005, 09:19:12 PM
Because, so help me, if that bandage comes off, blood will go everywhere!!!  When Koops was born he was cursed by Beldam to have never-ending bleeding at the nose, so Vivian made a magical bandaid that would stop the bleeding (thus began Beldam's hatred towards Vivian).

Why does Professor Frankly have that spiraly thing on his glasses?

Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/19/2005 8:20:06 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on June 20, 2005, 03:52:39 AM
A.His glasses are thick and so is his head.
Q. When dose Mario eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 20, 2005, 03:27:07 PM
At breakfast, lunch, dinner and the occasional snack.

How does Homestar pick stuff up if he has no arms?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 20, 2005, 05:16:52 PM
He was trained to use the force at a young age.  He's so good he's better than Yoda.  Homestar doesn't need arms.

What species is The Cheat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 20, 2005, 06:16:43 PM
The cheater species.

How come Mario is fat, yet he runs fast in Smash Bros.?

I like Strawberry Milk.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 20, 2005, 07:38:42 PM
Cuz he isn't that fat and has a TON of energy.

Why does Strong Sad have elephant feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 20, 2005, 07:39:23 PM
He got liposuction before they made Super Smash Bros, but gained it all back right after game production was finished.

How in the heck did Grodus survive even though we all saw his body get destroyed?



I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 21, 2005, 11:27:02 AM
The dude was robotic, and we all saw his head stil together.  Luckily, his brain was so powerful, he lived.

What's the deal with that one French guy with the pink afro who keeps following Mario and Goombella???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 21, 2005, 06:15:49 PM
He's a retarded moron obsessed with all of Mario's female partners, so, wherever Mario goes, he follows.

How the heck did Koop's father survive 10 years inside Hooktail's body w/out food or water?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 21, 2005, 11:04:44 PM
Athough the thought is very gross, Koop's father drank any water that Hooktail had drank, and ate her chewed up food before Hooktail could digest it (eeeeeeee!)

What was the disease that Bobbery's beloved Charlette died from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 22, 2005, 12:28:28 PM
Short-fuse Syndrome.

Will there be any extendo-racquets used in this years Wimbledon?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 22, 2005, 01:50:14 PM
sshhhhhh...


was the smb movie filmed a long time ago in a galexy far far away

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 22, 2005, 02:04:09 PM
Heck yes it was!  Gosh!!!

Will Tina ever eat the food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 22, 2005, 05:19:40 PM
Only when she feels like it.


If Donkey Kong has a newphew ( Diddy Kong ) then who in the world is his brother??? Or sister, in that case.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 22, 2005, 07:03:38 PM
King kong duh



are you cookoo for coco puffs mmmmm coco puffs

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 22, 2005, 08:41:17 PM
No.  That bird can go to that one place that I have heard is quite steamy and hot, run by some guy named....Deville?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/22/2005 7:42:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 22, 2005, 08:45:30 PM
frogger stole the cookies from the cookie jar

fear the fro?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 23, 2005, 04:45:26 PM
Yes! Run away everyone! It's the fro!

Why does Mcdondals get athletes to help advertise their product, even though these people don't even eat this artery clogging crap?



I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on June 23, 2005, 05:01:08 PM
Because they are hypocrites.

Why don't elephants sneeze?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 23, 2005, 06:32:08 PM
Oh-ho!  Elephants DO sneeze, just not out their trunks.... :-\

Why does So-And-So die in almost every episode of Teen Girl Squad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 23, 2005, 06:45:08 PM
Because they killed ...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 23, 2005, 08:32:24 PM
...The Man with the Big Mouth, whose ghost returns to slaughter them every episode and generally cause trouble.

What was so funny about clothes 10 years ago?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 23, 2005, 08:54:08 PM
Becasue people didn't think cheese was funny ten years ago.

Why have most of the questions been about PM:TTYD up to the last few ones?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark viscount on June 24, 2005, 02:21:21 AM
Because PM:TTYD was such a great game that people wanted to relive there experiences through this thread.

What [edit] is catsup?

_____________________________
Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.

~This is the second time I've had to edit a post of yours for language. Keep it up, and don't think I won't ban you. ~Sapph

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/24/2005 11:52:00 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 24, 2005, 07:25:53 AM
It's what I say when the cats awake.

What is ketchup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 24, 2005, 03:21:29 PM
Stuff that comes out of a liquid transfer device and placed onto your high energy carbohydrate material.

What ever happened to Robot Jones?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 24, 2005, 05:20:35 PM
He disguised himself as a Potatoe Jones and slipped off into the night.

Does any of you have a Potato Jones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 25, 2005, 05:08:02 PM
There's someone I'd like to meet...

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 25, 2005, 09:37:32 PM
He uses his retarded monkey to do it for him.

Why would Prof. Frankly scream everytime you came bak with a crystal star?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/25/2005 8:38:15 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 26, 2005, 09:17:58 AM
Because he's old.

What would happen if peach got kidnapped whilst mario and luigi were suffering from a contagious disease?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 09:24:10 AM
Bill and fred would have another quasi-mediocre adventure

What are the TMNT

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 26, 2005, 09:42:29 AM
"Toothless Mousey, Nerdy, Teachers!"


Who would want to watch a show like that?

Edited by - Suffix on 6/26/2005 3:30:34 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 26, 2005, 09:53:15 AM
My guninea pig Baki.

How is it that some Bob-ombs aren't destroyed when they blow up (Bom-bette and Bobbery) and other are?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 10:16:20 AM
It's all in your head




Do I like Food?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2005, 11:03:08 AM
It depends. Do you like Mcdondals, or fruits? If you like Mcdondals, then you like waisted microwave frozen crap. If you like fruit, then you like food.

Why can't Bowser just get a gun and shoot Mario, instead of going through the trouble of kidnapping the Princess?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 10:03:46 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 26, 2005, 03:46:16 PM
It's a game.

Sorry, that answer may not be stupied enought.

Bowser does not have the manual dexterity or eye hand cordination to use a gun.

How much does Mario Party Advance suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 04:25:21 PM
like a lion (honestly I never played it)



Does the king want you to have it your way or his way?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2005, 04:40:52 PM
His way!! He wants America to be burger land! Mmmmmmm....burgers....yeah....Burger King's the best.

How the heck would playing Mario Party help stop the fight between the stupid sun and moon?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 26, 2005, 04:43:33 PM
It doesn't.

What ever happened to "that freakin' sandwich"(Homestar Jr)?

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 26, 2005, 05:08:14 PM
I ate it.

Why do people talkfastlikethis at the end of car commercials?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2005, 05:14:29 PM
They want to make sure that no one can hear the faults and imperfections there car has.

What would happen if a radioactive mutant bunny made it's way into a microwaver?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 4:15:49 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 05:17:23 PM
one word eeeewwww



do you eat pi? not pie,pi

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 26, 2005, 05:28:53 PM
Pi r not squared, pi r round. ;P

Butts 12 by pies?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 27, 2005, 03:35:10 AM
6 cakes squared

Who's Yoshi's Girlfriend?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!

Edited by - Dark Yoshi Chick on 6/27/2005 2:36:47 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2005, 05:46:05 AM
ummm... Birdo?

Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 27, 2005, 11:27:45 AM
Strong Bad's hand giver

what you doing on da heezay fo sheezay(I don't know what I said

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 27, 2005, 11:29:40 AM
Uhhh....looking for Mr. Goodbar?

Why does Sony copy off of everything Nintendo does?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 27, 2005, 09:13:38 PM
Nintendo = innovation, Sony = Copy. Hey, they could just be called "Copy."

What was the name of those freaky enemies in an old series of stories, that represented Sony? S-types, or something of the sort? And why am I bringing this up?

"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 28, 2005, 03:59:31 AM
No idea but i've heard of something like G-types or something like that

In YI why does Baby Mario have a moustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 28, 2005, 03:59:46 AM
No idea but i've heard of something like G-types or something like that

In YI why does Baby Mario have a moustache?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 28, 2005, 06:42:31 AM
He stole the King of Town's mustache. ;P

What is the meaning of life, the universe ang everything?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 28, 2005, 10:25:24 AM
Well, I would say 42, but the REAL answer to life is....uhhhh.....crazy monkey!

Why would Wario want to whomp up on a wonderful wet walrus?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 28, 2005, 08:04:30 PM
The wet walrus was talking behind Wario's back, and Wario can't take that!  He whomped that walrus good!

Who'll do a 20 minute hundred yard dash?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 28, 2005, 08:09:38 PM
not me.



Does Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
(If you really didn't know they were S-types I read it dat story is da bomb

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 28, 2005, 08:19:37 PM
Team Rocket would need an infininte amount of energy in order to blast off at the speed of light. Thoguh they seem to have an infinite amount of crazy mecha, there's not enough energy in the universe. (That's not a stupid answer, but oh well).

When did people start thinking cheese is funny?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/28/2005 7:20:56 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 28, 2005, 08:32:03 PM
The moment George Washington declared to the U.S.A.: "This yellow stuff with holes is hilARious!  Lets start a website starring a little yellow cheese man who always says: "meh!"

What did you just say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 29, 2005, 01:23:51 PM
Nothing that I want to tell you.

Why don't Waluigi and Wario have bushy 'staches?





Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/29/2005 12:25:01 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 29, 2005, 03:44:42 PM
Because their barber is an idiot, and even though they ask him to make it bushy, he makes it pointy.

If Dr. Wily went back in time to destroy Megaman in the Wily Wars, then he wouldn't have to destroy Megaman in the future. But that means that he will have to go back in time to destroy Megaman, so he won't be his enemy in the future. But then that means....the question is, why am I asking you this?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/29/2005 2:47:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 29, 2005, 04:54:47 PM
The important thing here is that if Dr. Wiley went back in time to defeat Megaman, then Megaman must have already experienced this. His current existence shows that Dr. Wiley either did not go back in time, or was unsuccessful.

Why do we spend so much of our lives wearing digital watches?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 29, 2005, 05:01:40 PM
Because we have become so stupid that looking at a normal watch would cause us to go crazy and destroy the world as we know it.

If the chicken didn't want to cross the road for the purpose of getting to the other side, then why did it cross the road?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 29, 2005, 06:55:54 PM
To become roadkill.

What is Mario's last name?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 29, 2005, 07:18:20 PM
fredopolis



Do you know Jaohn Jacob Jinglehimerschmidt

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 29, 2005, 08:19:44 PM
Yeah, his name is my name too.

Who were the four champions in the Triwizard Tournament?  (Must have read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire to understand).

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/29/2005 7:20:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 29, 2005, 10:03:06 PM
Harry, Cedric Diggory, Fleur Delacor, and Viktor Krum.

When Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, what was the wall made of?

Got Bird? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 30, 2005, 06:15:31 AM
Breadsticks

Why did I say that?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 30, 2005, 08:04:47 AM
Cuz apparently you like breadsticks.

Does swallowing a bug mean the good times are over?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 30, 2005, 09:30:56 AM
No, it means you're too obessed with Homestar Runner.

Why is nothing original?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 30, 2005, 12:41:11 PM
Obsessions can cloud our actual creativity.

What would Johnathon Glitch do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 30, 2005, 09:52:31 PM
Get a burger.

Whats so annoying about puppets in pink pudding?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 30, 2005, 10:47:39 PM
It smells like Strawberry Eggs.

Why do named myself after Latias when Lugia is my favorite Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 12:06:50 AM
Because Latias Dita sounds better than Lugia Dita (in my opinion).

Sooo...does that mean I don't get the job?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/30/2005 11:07:11 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 08:44:35 AM
Get the job you do not



Is superman in a super pan

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 01, 2005, 08:46:17 AM
No, it is not.

How much does Witch's Brew cost?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 7/1/2005 7:50:11 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 09:39:11 AM
$599.99


why  Is my life only forums

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Edited by - white_arrow on 7/1/2005 8:39:32 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 10:50:59 AM
Because, forums are only life.

Is Bob the builder dead yet?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 10:55:59 AM
ask again later


why am I acting like yoda?mmmmmm

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 01, 2005, 12:57:57 PM
Because.....I AM YOUR FATHER! USE THE FORCE!!!!

How much would a Napalm bomb and a Gyroscope cost at the 99 cent store?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 01:27:50 PM
$700


am I worra_etihw

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 01, 2005, 01:59:43 PM
Only in Backwards Land.

WHERE IS THAT GOD-DANG PUDDING?!

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 01, 2005, 03:47:13 PM
At my house! If you want it, come and get it!!!

Is Super Size the American way?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 01, 2005, 04:28:07 PM
It seems to be since obesity is becoming the American way.

Sora ni chiete yuku
sakamichi wo doko made miyofu?
(Dissappearing into the sky,
how far does this hill climb?)


 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 05:21:57 PM
You'll skim the clouds and swear you saw Heaven.

Why do we do the things we do, even if we know that it's wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 01, 2005, 05:42:28 PM
No impulse control.

>>PaperLuigi, that response almost scared me. It is quite possible, but not entirely. The correct answer would be a cheeseburger without cheese. (TAT: Another Kidnapping)


What is ANTARKA and acronym for?



"The Suffix: Last but not Least."

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 06:54:58 PM
Animals Never Told Amy Rosenblatt Kentucky's Awesome!

What ever happened to Dr. Mario? (you know, the guy who started this topic).

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 01, 2005, 07:38:46 PM
Well, the way I see it, he could have done three things. One, he died in a freak blender accident. Two, aliens brought him to their king, he killed the king, and became the new King of the Fat Heads. Or three, he is a spy from Australia, and he is one of us with a different name! Or he could have just gotten tired of coming here.

Does E=MC to the second power? Or is this just a bunch of numbers put together in an equation that doesn't make any logical sense?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/1/2005 6:39:34 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 09:09:40 PM
It was Einstein's test to see if people were stupid enough to beleive him just because he looked like a mad scientist...they did!

Wait a tick...where's the turkey???

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 02, 2005, 12:00:29 PM
Shot to death in my backyard.

Why did the pilgrims eat rocks?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 02, 2005, 01:23:36 PM
They lost all their teeth and swallowed rocks like the way birds do to grind their food.

Why shouldn't kids play with swords?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 02, 2005, 01:48:01 PM
They know how to use them, and can actually kill people in a blind fury!!!!

Why does 4Kids productions try so hard to be cool, but fail?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 02, 2005, 09:32:42 PM
Three words.  Pee Kah Chu.

Uh-huh...Uh-huh...Uh-huh...yeah, what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 02, 2005, 10:18:32 PM
Do try and pay attention...


What's this little plastic thingy that popped out of my Swiss army knife?

Edited by - Suffix on 7/2/2005 9:18:43 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 02, 2005, 10:54:36 PM
Cancer.



When do the cows come home, exactly?



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on July 03, 2005, 06:54:36 AM
When the leader of the cows jumps over the moon.

Why does everybody hate Luigi?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 03, 2005, 10:59:16 AM
Because Luigi is SO cool, that he's not cool.  You know how that is.  Everyone was just overwhelmed by Luigi's coolness, that they don't like him.

(I'm just wondering) Is Donkey Kong in Mario Party 7???

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 03, 2005, 01:15:28 PM
Sadly, he isn't, because they decided to replace him yet again with stupid, lame characters such as: Birdo, Koopa Kid, and others. He still has to work that retarded D.K space.

If we play pin the tail on the donkey at a birthday party, what do donkey's play at their birthday party?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 03, 2005, 02:14:19 PM
who wants to be a millionare home edittion


hey helen ya gellin'

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2005, 02:39:58 PM
No she's not.

If you had a Regice, would you celebrate?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 05, 2005, 04:39:47 PM
No.  Most likely not.

Will you ever shut up?

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 06, 2005, 12:36:59 AM
Until now, I did.

What's this flashing red light on the top of the monitor mean?

"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: RyanGibbs on July 06, 2005, 07:35:08 AM
The cops are coming

What ever happened to Waluigi?

Edited by - RyanGibbs on 7/6/2005 6:39:06 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 06, 2005, 01:01:24 PM
He was killed in a freak blender accident.

Will Mario ever get something better then a stupid cake for his reward at the end of the game?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 06, 2005, 01:01:56 PM
He's still around in the Mushroom Kingdom, but why dosen't he live with his brother in Diamond City.

"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 06, 2005, 07:36:16 PM
Wario and Waluigi are not brothers i have had them take extremely painful tests ro find out.They are not brothers.period with a period after.


When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.What's so magical about what happens

YOSHIS RULE

Edited by - white_arrow on 7/6/2005 6:37:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 06, 2005, 09:27:40 PM
They make an annoying, small, forest elf.

What was the best Mario game of all, Mario is Missing, or Mario Early Years: Fun with letters?



I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 06, 2005, 10:34:42 PM
Both of them!!!!

Where was life when it had a meaning?



 Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23

Edited by - Latias Dita on 7/8/2005 5:32:20 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: RyanGibbs on July 07, 2005, 08:10:27 AM
The primordial soup

What is your bologna's first name?

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 07, 2005, 08:41:56 AM
Gladis

Since when did "X" mark the spot?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 7/7/2005 7:43:56 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 07, 2005, 08:45:35 AM
Since the begining of time.

Why do people type "@" its just easier to type at?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 07, 2005, 09:20:52 AM
cuz they haf hrrble tping sklls, and need to hnt/pck slwly. Somehow, it jst is fstr to thm.

That was one of the most agonizing 3 minutes I ever spent... What's one of yours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 07, 2005, 10:25:26 AM
These SPC files that have 3 second loops but last 3 minutes.

Why on earth?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 07, 2005, 10:30:57 AM
Because ancient chinese people thought Earth was the center of the universe, but when people proved them wrong, they said that they already knew it wasnt and said they were just trying to mess with everyone.

Why do little kids pee in the pool?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 07, 2005, 10:37:06 AM
Regis will tell you



coming the monkeys are?mmmmm

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 07, 2005, 10:38:45 AM
Going the monkeys aren't.

Do you believe in people?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 07, 2005, 12:09:58 PM
NO



Can you do Da cha-cha like a sissy girl?

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BowserRival on July 07, 2005, 12:11:19 PM
What's a people.

I did my message at the same time as the guy above.

Why has Bowser got a shell?

Edited by - BowserRival on 7/7/2005 11:12:50 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BowserRival on July 07, 2005, 12:14:24 PM
No I cha-cha like a big strong man.

Why has Bowser got a shell
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 07, 2005, 12:57:23 PM
Errr...he's a turtle.

How many goomba's does it take to screw in a hyper radioactive electric generator?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 07, 2005, 02:27:01 PM
3.14159

What does 0.14159 of a goomba look like?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 7/7/2005 1:27:38 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 08, 2005, 02:38:32 PM
A brown foot.

Why do people hate Mondays?

"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 08, 2005, 03:02:11 PM
They can't be Fridays if they're Mondays.

What's a very confusing but grammatically corrent phrase?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 08, 2005, 04:48:27 PM
" Don't ask what your country can do for you, but how many burgers you can eat to embarrass your country by becoming fat and out of shape."

Is there life after 1-Ups?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on July 08, 2005, 05:16:37 PM
Yes, up until 7-ups.

If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 08, 2005, 05:30:52 PM
Yes I mean No I mean MAKE THE HURTING STOP!



If you could fly.Could you fly?

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 08, 2005, 06:35:49 PM
Obviously.

What name whould you never give a pet?

 Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 09, 2005, 05:01:39 PM
Supermegaultrahyperstupidflippencrazymaddude.

I'm lovin' it?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 10, 2005, 03:11:41 PM
No, McDonalds sucks.

Yo foo' why does peoples think talkin' like dis is cool, dawg?

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 10, 2005, 06:11:38 PM
They think it's the style of today, but it's a little too crazy for me.

If I've got the chips, where's the dip?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/11/2005 9:01:28 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 12, 2005, 01:59:45 PM
I ate it.

WASSSSSS UP?!!!!

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on July 12, 2005, 02:11:59 PM
DDDAAAAAHHHH SSSKKKKYYYEEEE!!!

How come Mario never loses any weight?

I Heart my best friend...Mario!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 12, 2005, 10:36:02 PM
I think he has, actually, but his metabolism may not be too great.

How did my left eye become so blurry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 13, 2005, 04:35:56 PM
Some dude smacked it real hard......mabey it was the dwarf that lives in my bathroom....

Is it safe to stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on July 13, 2005, 04:48:57 PM
Only if you cover it with a lead shield.

Why aren't hamsters purple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 13, 2005, 06:08:35 PM
They ARE purple, because purple is really brown, and brown is really purple...

So what does that make red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 13, 2005, 08:00:38 PM
Well, it makes red aquamarine! Duh!

The question is, are you fat, or what?!

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: RyanGibbs on July 15, 2005, 07:39:23 AM
no.


Who shot Liberty Valance?

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2005, 08:42:04 AM
Ummm... that guy over there! *points at Luffy*

If Yoshi turned into a human, what would he look like?

--------------------
"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 15, 2005, 11:15:39 AM
Robin Williams.

What would happen if Mr. Potato Head was mistaken for today's side dish?

Edit: I don't think that answer was stupid enough RyanGibbs. The answer "no" just doesn't cut it!



"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/15/2005 10:17:43 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 15, 2005, 11:57:10 AM
If Mario worked for Microsoft, would he feel homesick?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 16, 2005, 03:29:14 PM
Yes, unless Bill gave him a large box of bran mushrooms.

What would happen if Bowser found out that kidnapping Princess Peach is just not a good idea?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 16, 2005, 05:26:54 PM
He'd kidnap Daisy instead.

Who wants to party like it's 1859?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 16, 2005, 09:35:02 PM
I do! I do! Wait......


Okay, I'll have a #3 with extra cheese, hold the onion....oh and make sure that burger has mustard. Am I crazy, or what?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 17, 2005, 01:53:34 AM
Not as crazy as me XD XP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can CHiharu be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?



 Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23

Edited by - Latias Dita on 7/17/2005 12:56:15 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 17, 2005, 03:05:04 PM
Because he's criminally insane.

Why is Mario Italian?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 17, 2005, 09:18:30 PM
Being raised by Italian-speaking foster parents influenced his accent. ****eory>

Any guesses on what one could do at Ike Kinswa?

Edited by - Suffix on 7/17/2005 9:25:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 18, 2005, 06:25:19 AM
Party! Or something.

Who would win: Mario or Sonic the Hedgehog?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 18, 2005, 10:01:34 AM
Why, Kirby, of course!


Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend these days?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 19, 2005, 07:32:26 PM
Because there are more ladies' men.

M*A*S*H anyone?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 19, 2005, 07:47:23 PM
Only on Tuesdays.

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 19, 2005, 08:14:38 PM
Bacteria.

Why is popcorn such a questionable being?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on July 19, 2005, 08:14:44 PM
Noone, because pinneapples don't grow undersea!!

Why don't pinneapples grow undersea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 19, 2005, 09:29:59 PM
Pineapples don't have gills.

Since when do cleaning sponges live underwater?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on July 19, 2005, 09:54:42 PM
Since last Thursday.

Where does Deezer keep his bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 20, 2005, 10:04:50 AM
I don't know, ask Deezer!


Do stupid people ask stupid questions and get stupid answers?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 20, 2005, 10:35:08 AM
I think you already know the answer to that question.

What happened to the post-war dream?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 20, 2005, 11:17:02 AM
It was destroyed by the post-war Saddam dream.

Why is this question stupid?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 20, 2005, 12:15:42 PM
Ummm...becuase it wasn't on the servey.



"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:16:08 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 20, 2005, 12:59:53 PM
Issue a command.

Why do gnomes hide from us?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 20, 2005, 01:07:54 PM
Because they are really space aliens from Alpha Centuri.

Which has more chance of happening: that pigs can fly or Mario 128 being announced on nintendo's release schedule next week?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 7/20/2005 12:08:35 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 21, 2005, 11:39:35 AM
People gaining super powers and flying to Jupiter and discovering alien life have a better chance of happening then Mario 128!

Whats up with those stupid girls walking around singing "Don't you wanna fanta?"

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 21, 2005, 12:11:21 PM
Its an inside joke within thier group.

Do they expect us to treat them with respect?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 21, 2005, 04:38:55 PM
The Fanta Girls?  Yes.  After all, who else is going to give that one guy in all that plaster a fanta?  (question and answer).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2005, 08:29:21 AM
I am! Wait, I hate that &*%$ commercial.

If Mario's name were an acronym for something (i.e., NASA is Nation Aeronautics Space Association), what would it be?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 22, 2005, 05:39:59 PM
Many Atomic Rabbits Itch Oscar.


Then what does Luigi's name stand for?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2005, 05:58:48 PM
Larry, ugly igloos gasp insanely.

What does Bowser's name stand for?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 24, 2005, 07:25:10 PM
Bridge, over, (toubled) water, swirled, ever, Rome

Where's that summer place where it may rain or storm, yet I'm safe and warm in *insert girl or boy's name here* arms?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2005, 10:08:26 AM
In *girl or boy's name*'s house.


Has anyone here heard of the curse of Sonic R?



--------------------

"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"

"..... What the crap was that all about?"

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 25, 2005, 02:28:12 PM
No, but now I have!

Is it okay, did I have Subway?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 26, 2005, 09:04:34 AM
Nah, not really.

Have you heard of the Mario Kart curse?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 26, 2005, 12:49:22 PM
The Mario Kart curse.....mabey......*gets a sly look on his face*

Hey, did I finally find Luigi in Super Mario 64?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Martini on July 27, 2005, 08:59:57 PM
I dont't know, but did you find Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 27, 2005, 09:05:38 PM
Only after I found Toad.....all 354 of them....

What would happen if Mario was fused with a Tweeter?

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on July 28, 2005, 09:12:06 AM
Mario would become a dragonball z character if he can fuse with things.

What if mario farted when bowser tried to burn him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2005, 09:43:47 AM
Go boom.

What would Scooby Doo?

--------------------
"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 28, 2005, 10:38:35 AM
I dunno, solve a mystery.

What would Jesus Doo?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Martini on July 28, 2005, 01:04:47 PM
Party all night long.

why doesn't mario just shoot his enemys?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on July 28, 2005, 01:25:05 PM
Because he'd go crazy and shoot everyone else around him.

Why am i asking stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 28, 2005, 01:38:53 PM
Because I'm getting a stupid answer.

What would happen if Wario and Smithy decided to become school teachers?

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 29, 2005, 09:13:29 AM
Two words: MENTALLY VIOLATED.

What does NYPD stand for?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 29, 2005, 06:26:35 PM
Norman Yam poops daily.

If Bowser ate a Mushroom and got large, could he still fit inside the Burger King drive-thru?

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on July 29, 2005, 08:59:34 PM
No, but with his fiery breath, he could flame broil some burgers himself.

If Mario got sucked into a black hole, would Shigeru Miyamoto go in and rescue him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on July 31, 2005, 10:17:51 PM
Yes.


Mario, Mario, He''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!

Edited by - Aarom11 on 8/3/2005 10:44:45 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 01, 2005, 10:50:28 AM
I'm gonna let Black Mage answer that one.

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 03, 2005, 07:09:20 AM
If Bowser died, who would be his replacement?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2005, 08:08:59 AM
Eggman. ;P

qwerty?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 03, 2005, 09:01:28 AM
Only on the third Wednesday in January.

If Mario went to the fortune teller, what would his fortune be?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 10:23:44 AM
"Dreaming and doing go hand in hand."

What sounds more correct: "Crazierly", or "Crazilier"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 03, 2005, 10:59:54 AM
Crazilier

So...Where does the muffin man live again?  I forgot.

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 03, 2005, 11:46:21 AM
In the North Pole, right past Candyland. There's this muffin-shaped house down Penny Lane, you can't miss it.

Why are my directions terrible?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 01:46:45 PM
Because they're not!

When will that book come in the mail???

“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!” –NE89
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2005, 05:50:42 AM
It's busy lounging in the post office, it'll come soon.

Who said it was me?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 04, 2005, 10:24:17 PM
Some dude that lives on his fat farm.

May Mario mug a muscular MagiKoopa?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/4/2005 9:25:45 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 04, 2005, 10:44:24 PM
No, he won't win at wrestling with the "wizard".

What's so great about water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 05, 2005, 07:57:59 AM
It's gooooooooooooooooooood...

Is there something in my shoe?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 05, 2005, 12:29:01 PM
Yeah, your footie! *giggles like a little school girl*

Isn't Super Mario great?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 05, 2005, 01:40:18 PM
Heck yes he is! Gosh, what do you think?!

You gonna eat dat?!!!!

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 07, 2005, 07:15:43 AM
*glances at ice cream in her hand* Yes!

Kv snbf fk sd bfbj sdfbj fbf?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 07, 2005, 10:40:14 AM
Kv snbf fk sd bfbj sdfbj fbf?!?!?  NJK!!!  Jl snhgj bghlk otr rghjk kv!.......ghf.

What if armadillos suddenly grew twenty seven feet tall?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 07, 2005, 11:11:21 AM
We would be their slaves so JUST PUT UP WITH IT! Sheesh, all complain' and askin' questions 'n' stuff...

Why am I in a bad mood?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 07, 2005, 11:13:00 AM
Bad gas+monkey stuck in brain= Madness and anger!!

Can I be one of the eight robot masters?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 07, 2005, 01:19:42 PM
no because there would be nine.

why is mario so fat?

riiiigggghhhhtttt...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 07, 2005, 07:59:11 PM
Metabolic shifting, anyone? Actually, I came up with a good theory; while Mario was questing in his early days, he was able to eat little, and his metabolism went crazy. </not actual theory>

What function could pigs serve in Mario's homeland?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on August 09, 2005, 01:23:08 PM
To see where they are going.

What does w00t mean?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 09, 2005, 03:35:54 PM
It means happy.

What would Fluffernut do?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 10, 2005, 03:19:33 PM
Answer your question.

Hello, who's calling?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 10, 2005, 04:39:28 PM
I am! Gimme all your food!

I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 10, 2005, 05:14:10 PM
Only if someone answers this next question!:

If there was a buzzer in front of youm would you ring it?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 10, 2005, 06:30:39 PM
If I was on a game show, yes.

If I had ten-millon dollars for each Mario game I've got, how much money do I get?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 10, 2005, 07:22:08 PM
More than ten million dollars.

What's NOT the definition of a wyvern?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 10, 2005, 07:41:52 PM
Not wyvern.

What's a piano doing in the middle of the street?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 10, 2005, 10:27:40 PM
Waiting for someone to play "Chopsticks" and rapidly be run down by angry motorists.

It's a silver, rod-like thing, with a black end. What is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 11, 2005, 12:54:30 PM
A baton for rich police officers.

Does Wart like fruit?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 11, 2005, 04:58:20 PM
Let me ask him. Wart, do you like fruit? *chomp'd*

Why does school teach you stuff that you'll probably never use in real life?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 11, 2005, 06:09:29 PM
To torture you!

Satan Kitty says, "If nobody's looking, what reason do you have NOT to steal?" -Andy Milonakis

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 12, 2005, 05:51:47 AM
It's not right and the person you stole from will be sad.

Kih rr rildskfd d ejreifslmdk zld?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 12, 2005, 04:05:33 PM
Sorry, I don't speak Martian.

Would sir like a waffer-theen mint?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 12, 2005, 10:07:46 PM
Sir would!  Sir wooooould! 8-D

Is Mr. Potter our new celebrity?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 13, 2005, 09:31:21 AM
Snape thinks so...

What is 2 divided by eleven-dy six?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 13, 2005, 02:10:53 PM
.01724137931

Why is that?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 14, 2005, 01:08:50 PM
because calulator's don't lie.

why do fools fall in love?

Hello is this Pizza Castle?~Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 14, 2005, 08:48:27 PM
Only the wise actually step into love.

"Look pencil case?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 14, 2005, 09:35:09 PM
"No pencil case, NO!"

Where is Eldorado?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 15, 2005, 05:04:48 PM
It's in the pineapple under the sea.

Does the hood got your back?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 16, 2005, 05:53:28 AM
Umm... I guess so...

Why write "Cool Tapes" on the wall?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 16, 2005, 06:42:31 AM
Why not?

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 16, 2005, 01:11:26 PM
Because obviously Homestar likes cool tapes, that's why...not.

Are the Cool Tapes cool with a bag of four grapes?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 16, 2005, 07:09:43 PM
No, but they're cool with a pair of yellow shades from the second pail of paint.

Where's the Cheat?





"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/16/2005 6:10:24 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 16, 2005, 07:43:27 PM
He fell in the death hole.

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 16, 2005, 08:04:07 PM
He gets Strong Mad to do it for him, but it often comes out badly.

Is Strong Sad doing Taibo funny?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 17, 2005, 02:59:46 PM
a: aye chihuahua!
q: "do coconuts migrate?"

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 17, 2005, 03:29:46 PM
They would if they didn't grow in the tropics.

Have you ever been to Minnesota?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 17, 2005, 04:34:12 PM
a: ALF is cute & fuzzy.
q: have you ever been to the land of duh?

out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com

Edited by - justinyoshi on 8/17/2005 3:34:41 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 17, 2005, 07:26:15 PM
No I have not.  I should go some time...you know....it miight be fun...

(Minnesota rules).

Hippos are to Oprah as crackers are to ______

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigi-Lover on August 17, 2005, 07:41:27 PM
Christmas!!!

Why does it end when the fat lady sings?

Strangers always have the best Candies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 18, 2005, 05:53:23 AM
Cuz the fat lady sings "It's over!"

Lksfie itetoeair ejtal wiwai slf srwi slf?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 18, 2005, 04:13:06 PM
Never, you water-drenched fiend!

Do geese see God?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on August 18, 2005, 05:51:54 PM
God's too high up for them, but they have a great view of Budha.

Why do all these kind of topics start out about Mario, and slowly drift away till we're talking about Minnesota and Christan geese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 18, 2005, 06:37:32 PM
Because we're going slowly through a timewarp.



What does this van make you think of?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 8/18/2005 5:37:58 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 19, 2005, 04:24:27 PM
ummm....uhhh...pass?

why did the chicken cross the road?




VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 19, 2005, 04:50:46 PM
To buy some KFC only to find out that he was gonna by the next meal.

Why do fire fighters wear red suspenders?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 19, 2005, 05:43:00 PM
Well, they wanted to have blue ones, but Mario accused them of plagiarism.


Why hasn't Bowser died of all the times he's been sent backflipping into a deadly pool of lava?

Edited by - Clark Beyer on 8/19/2005 4:44:02 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 19, 2005, 06:02:38 PM
Bowser likes flaming pools of lava, and as long as Mario thinks it's hurting him, then Bowser is happy.

Were you listening?


“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 20, 2005, 06:23:50 AM
Yes, of course I...no.


Why didn't anyone go to Princess Peach's funeral?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on August 20, 2005, 09:03:03 AM
Mario kept the Princess' death a secret.

If you farm fog in the night, what else are you likely to cultivate?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 20, 2005, 11:33:25 AM
Batman movies. You just think of the most fantastic questions, don't you? Let's see if I can top it.

What can octopus outlets be used for besides the obvious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 20, 2005, 12:05:04 PM
Probably a frisbee; most anything can be used as a frisbee.

Could a moose smoke a pipe while whistling?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 20, 2005, 02:38:33 PM
Only if he has two mouths.

Will moths fly south once the kiwi bird eats the moon covered in chocolate syrup?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 20, 2005, 04:40:59 PM
Nope.  They'll just eat the kiwi bird's flesh as a form of revenge.



Why haven't we started selling t-shirts that celebrate the day when giant flesh-eating rabid pandas take us over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 20, 2005, 05:40:21 PM
Being taken over is stupid.



Did you see a room full of shiny weapons and 4 alien night-crawlers?



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"Do you know how many of your kind I've swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 8/20/2005 4:41:13 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 20, 2005, 09:27:41 PM
a: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
q: why did the boring old wall randomly attack the coconut? O.o...

out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com

Edited by - justinyoshi on 8/20/2005 8:28:40 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on August 21, 2005, 01:34:47 AM
Trust me, the coconut had it coming.

What if Nintendo stopped making video games and started selling home exercise equipment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 21, 2005, 07:21:02 AM
Donkey Kong wouldn't be the only one on a high-potassium diet.

When will mario come to his senses and stop throwing a new party every year?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 21, 2005, 08:34:54 AM
As soon as he resigns from that fraternity...

What is the length of line segment AC if B is in between A and C and AB equals 6 and BC is one less than twice as long as AB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 21, 2005, 09:35:46 AM
17.

If Billy has 15 apples, what's the chance that a killer bee will be inside one of them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 21, 2005, 09:42:33 AM
1 out of 15.

La?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 21, 2005, 09:57:53 AM
Lo!

How about a round o' root beers for everyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 21, 2005, 03:16:39 PM
Ick, no!  I can't stand root beer.

How 'bout Dr. Pepper instead?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 21, 2005, 05:54:24 PM
I like water. Blech! Soft Drinks! I'm a health nut.

Do pigs fly?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 21, 2005, 05:57:19 PM
That depends...
Does Ruben Studdard own a plane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 22, 2005, 06:00:18 AM
I don't know who that is.

Where did my cookies go???

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 22, 2005, 05:13:39 PM
In Bob Barker's pantry.

If Bowser was Rosemary Clooney, what would happen?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 22, 2005, 06:41:45 PM
umm... He'd be Rosemary Clooney!

What's the point of homework?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 22, 2005, 07:59:39 PM
Nothing, teachers just want to put more stress on us so they have less to teach us in class.

Holy #$%@#! What did you eat?!!!



"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 22, 2005, 08:03:38 PM
...well...I ate a couple of gummy bears and a banana...why??  *runs away feeling rather sad*

Are you leaving like Sunday morning, or Monday morning?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 22, 2005, 08:19:22 PM
I'm leaving Friday.

Why do I like poking the doughboy so freakin much?

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 22, 2005, 08:21:35 PM
Because of his little giggle...it's like a drug, man...beware the dougboy's giggle!

Isn't it absolutely hilarious that Marsha Brady was the first person to ever poke the doughboy in the stomach???

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 23, 2005, 06:06:02 AM
uhhh... no.

What is that thing I feel in the box?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 23, 2005, 01:17:57 PM
A tarancula.

Cheer up Mr. Cricket, you have no central nervous system so it won't hurt when I yank of your legs!  Isn't that great?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 23, 2005, 03:38:07 PM
"No-- I don't have a clue how anybody can yank of somebody's legs. Surely you don't mean off? Right?"

Which is better: orthographic or oblique?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 23, 2005, 04:47:32 PM
I think orthographic provides more information.  Though, as such, it's more time consuming to make...

But I don't like oblique.  It just looks... off.

Can we include isometric?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 24, 2005, 05:59:04 AM
Flibertigibet.

Offje oejte eojgetgr ijr sidjfgijrj ript?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BowserRival on August 24, 2005, 11:30:41 AM
dkhjhs ssihh dojdsj sapis.

What is Sundays yesterdays tomowrows yesterday?

Nintendo rules.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 24, 2005, 02:16:03 PM
Saturday to do list: Work some apostrophes and spelling into works.

LCC stands for what, again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 24, 2005, 03:02:26 PM
Louie call Carl.

what does GAP stand for, anyways?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 24, 2005, 04:06:21 PM
It's stands for GAP And Proud.

Have you ever had a dream where your brother died?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 24, 2005, 09:33:43 PM
I have, yes.  But he was a fish at the time, and was buried in an ice-cream box.

I've also had a dream where my brother was dancing with ghosts.

Seriously, what's up with dreams?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 25, 2005, 01:23:07 AM
They're just nature's way of saying:  "Holy crap, you have a WEIRD mind!!!"

Do you want to be an American Idiot?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 25, 2005, 05:46:40 AM
Heck yeah!

Do you like Twix?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on August 26, 2005, 07:45:14 PM
Oh definitely!  It's one of my top favorite cereals.  And I even give it to rabbits too! (take that, selfish fat kids!)  Speaking of that GAP joke, I remember something funny like that I read in Dilbert where Dilbert asked his boss, "Would you like to join the TTC Club?" and when he asked what that stood for he said "The TTC Club".  Heh heh!

In SMB2, how do the Shy Guys hurt you if they don't have any hands or weapons and wear masks over their faces?

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 26, 2005, 09:51:59 PM
Because they have lightning fast reflexes and sharp fangs so they can lift their masks, bite you, and put it back on before you even have time to notice.

What's the difference between up and down?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis

EDIT!! I put my stupid password betewwn the U & P in up!

Edited by - Bird Person on 8/26/2005 8:53:07 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 26, 2005, 11:40:06 PM
We like to believe that up is more towards the sky, while down in directing more towards the center of the Earth.  Are we right?  You be the judge of that.

Who is Bowser's dance teacher?



It is better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar.  ~  Eragon from the book Eldest by Christopher Paolini.  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 27, 2005, 01:08:50 PM
Homestar Runner! Errrrr.....Sue Simpson from down the lane.

Are you independent about the soy products you choose?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thelink444 on August 28, 2005, 10:42:23 AM
yes.

if mario's cousin stanley stopped using bug spray, how many muffins would a hamster dance on?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 28, 2005, 04:45:15 PM
The hampsters would dance on 20 of those pastries.

Why is Dumb Donald so dumb?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 28, 2005, 05:03:03 PM
"Iba don'tba knowba? Askba Mushba Mouthba!"

Why is King K. Rool a rip-off on Bowser?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thelink444 on August 29, 2005, 07:45:45 AM
because they both have the letter O in their names.

if you were a soda pop, what flavor would you be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 29, 2005, 12:26:29 PM
Arsenic.

Do mushrooms feel pain?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 29, 2005, 05:00:04 PM
Only if Mario uses them for the wrong reason. Let's not go there.

Okay......who cut the cheese?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 29, 2005, 05:10:12 PM
Only when you bite 'em...

What did that watermelon do to you?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 29, 2005, 05:54:48 PM
Nothing. It's a watermelon.

What is dumber than a watermelon?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 29, 2005, 06:13:19 PM
A piece of ham, of course!

Eh? Somebody stinks! Who is it?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 29, 2005, 06:19:59 PM
You just said it: Somebody.

Who is this Somebody?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on August 29, 2005, 06:26:22 PM
I'd raise one of my hands, but I'm using both of them to type right now.

I've always been wondering why on Earth some people, like myself, use phrases such as "why on Earth" as if they really have a lot of meaning or something when the whole time toilet water north of the equator spirals in one direction as it drains while its southern counterpart spins in the other direction, and this fact of life that actually seems to have something to do with the earth is understood apparently as little as the situations in which the word "Earth" should receive a capital or lowercase "E," which is a concept that doesn't even exist in many of the planet's languages?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 29, 2005, 07:04:10 PM
We speaking English, you comprehend? That reasons use for Capitals add Proper Nouns!!

<not_stupid_question> Overall, how was Japan, Watoad? </not_stupid_question>

I'm thinking of a number between G and &... Just kidding. How many people know what a torus is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 31, 2005, 03:37:09 PM
Well, take the population of Earth and subtract it by at least one...

Why isn't the doughboy's belly punctured by now?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 31, 2005, 03:50:29 PM
Giggles make up his life-support system.

Why isn't it possible to win a staring contest against a photograph?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 31, 2005, 04:58:53 PM
Because it has practiced over three hours a day, just to beat it's counter-part.

Why does Wario smell so bad?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 31, 2005, 07:02:03 PM
Because he likes it.

Why is Yoshi a dinosaur?

Signature.......

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 8/31/2005 6:03:20 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 31, 2005, 07:15:56 PM
Well, when a daddy dino and a mommy dino love each other very much, they do into their room and.......have a cup of tea.

How much body fat does Wario have on his arm alone?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 31, 2005, 07:40:09 PM
1,000,000, .......
To be continued.

Why does Bowser have a shell?

Why does the Earth turn?

Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 31, 2005, 07:43:25 PM
Because all koopas do.

Why is the world flat?

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 31, 2005, 07:52:03 PM
Because some peoples minds dont form right.

Why is light bright?

Why does the Earth turn?

Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 31, 2005, 08:36:34 PM
Light is bright because the Earth turns, which is turning because of light power.

Do you have a secret place you like to go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 31, 2005, 09:40:08 PM
a: professional idiot land...lol j/k!
q: wonka wonka wonka?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 31, 2005, 10:06:00 PM
"DaAaAaAaAa... A jink! Ah'm not surprised to find that ah don't know what that iiiiiihs..."

Is there any abbreviation that can sound... Good? Or intelligent? (besides e.g., i.e., and etc.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 02, 2005, 07:25:11 PM
Ummm...You know...no, there isn't.

Does Uncle Sam want YOU?

It is better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar.  ~  Eragon from the book Eldest by Christopher Paolini.  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 02, 2005, 08:04:16 PM
It depends.

Are you sure Uncle Sam doesen't want our money?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/2/2005 7:04:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 02, 2005, 08:54:57 PM
Well, I think Sam just wants us to join the army to eat sandwiches and pick our noses all day.

Why didn't Donkey Kong just run down and attack Mario, given the fact he was invincible to all of Mario's attacks in the D.K Arcade game?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 02, 2005, 08:59:42 PM
His name is "Donkey Kong" please quote "Donkey" as in dumb.

Why do months loop after December?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 02, 2005, 09:34:31 PM
Just like lazy programmers, lazy important people decided not to give names to months for each year.

In which book [series] do they name seasons after items, events, or people? (Chupperson, mouth closed)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 03, 2005, 08:29:13 PM
a: when alf gets mixed up with cookie monster.

q: what does f.a.r.t. stand for?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 03, 2005, 08:39:05 PM
Freaks and rats together.

What doest SP in GameBoy Advance SP stand for?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 03, 2005, 10:01:09 PM
Stupid Pee-pee! Everyone knows that!


What is the square root of 4376.928462810?



I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/3/2005 9:01:29 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 04, 2005, 04:17:47 PM
Elevendy six?

What are elevinsies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 04, 2005, 10:14:11 PM
a: stupid answer...lol.

q: stupid question?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 05, 2005, 02:01:48 AM
Yes.

Why doesn't Peach shave all of her hair off?

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 05, 2005, 10:53:27 AM
Because her crown isn't soft.

Why does Mario have so many jobs?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 05, 2005, 12:18:01 PM
Because, if you notice, he isn't very good at being a plumber........

Did Mario ever find "The Lost Levels?"

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 05, 2005, 01:53:53 PM
a: dang, i gotza go dumb & dumber.

q: where's the dukar?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 05, 2005, 02:04:06 PM
Where your answer becomes reasonable.

What is dukar?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 05, 2005, 02:48:57 PM
Correct. $2000 to you.



What would you call the smallest particle ever discovered?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 05, 2005, 03:15:04 PM
A piece of cheese.




What would you call the largest particle ever discovered?

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/5/2005 2:17:38 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 06, 2005, 06:02:53 AM
I'd call it... SHABUGI!!!!!

Do you like... SPAM?!

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 06, 2005, 06:44:55 PM
... NO!

What ever happened to the Snapple Lady???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 06, 2005, 06:48:49 PM
She snappled in two.

Can you do the Mario?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 06, 2005, 07:38:49 PM
All you have to do is, "Swing your arms, from side to side!" So...yes!

Can you do the Luigi?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on September 07, 2005, 01:37:55 AM
"Take one step, from side to side."
"Swing your arms, and then again."

Can you do the Waluigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 07, 2005, 05:49:55 AM
Uhhh... no, not really, no.

Cookies?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 07, 2005, 09:46:46 AM
Maybe.

If?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 07, 2005, 12:45:11 PM
Sausages.

Is this a dagger I see before me?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 07, 2005, 03:02:16 PM
Hark!  It IS a dagger you see-eth befort thou!

...Befort thou??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 09, 2005, 06:38:07 PM
Yes. Stop it.

It?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 09, 2005, 06:38:55 PM
A CLOWN!

Who, me?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 09, 2005, 06:47:12 PM
Huh?

Who?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 09, 2005, 07:35:50 PM
a: (orange...nothing)...nothing doesn't rhyme with orange.
q: why aren't oranges blue?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 09, 2005, 07:39:14 PM
Well, then they'd be called blues.

How many clues does Blue REALLY have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 09, 2005, 08:41:41 PM
We know Steve has 0 clues, since he's always clueless. ***RIMSHOT***

Where is the nearest phone booth?



"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 09, 2005, 10:10:39 PM
Under your nose, while it's sticking in the forums.

Why is Coke better than Pepsi?

________________________
A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 10, 2005, 12:16:33 PM
It's not, they're the same thing! ***RIM-SHOT***

Are they the same thing?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 10, 2005, 02:36:51 PM
Some would like to think so...others would not...

What ever happened to that one guy Hitler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 10, 2005, 02:46:05 PM
He's still alive, and living peacefully in the country of Brazil.

Why didn't George Washington use a motor boat to cross the Delaware?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 10, 2005, 03:28:45 PM
He was afraid his wig would fall off. (Please do not take it personally!)

Why was 6 afaid of 7?

________________________
A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/10/2005 2:30:58 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 10, 2005, 04:00:51 PM
7 is the greatest warrior if ever there was one!

What's in Dr. J's Cure All?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 10, 2005, 11:58:29 PM
Dr. J.

Why did I cross the road?

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 11, 2005, 08:53:49 AM
The same reason everyone else does.

What is the funniest joke in the world?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 11, 2005, 11:53:48 AM
My sig.

Look in the sky it's a ..... What is it?

________________________
A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on September 11, 2005, 12:00:30 PM
It's a hawk eating a mourning dove(I saw that yesterday).

When did your elbows go to the cloud?

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 11, 2005, 09:50:05 PM
On February 31st at 27:00 military time.

What do they serve you if you order chocolate milk with no chocolate and no milk?

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 11, 2005, 09:51:13 PM
Wait a second, I'll answer that. Ovaltine.

Why are the ovaltine commercials so cheesy?

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on September 11, 2005, 10:44:01 PM
Cheese and chocolate milk are both dairy products, so they're basically the same.

Why don't they call it Roundtine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 11, 2005, 11:44:33 PM
The same reason they don't call it "Ellispetine"

Why does it seem that these children are getting smaller?!

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 12, 2005, 02:41:17 AM
You haven't taken your pills for quite some time.

Why haven't you?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 12, 2005, 06:03:56 AM
It was the weekend, my mom & dad don't give me my pills then. XD

What is the meaning of life?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on September 14, 2005, 03:27:02 PM
42

Will you still need me and will you still feed me when I'm 64

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 9/14/2005 2:27:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 14, 2005, 05:10:48 PM
Nope. All I need is Mario. And I don't feed you.

Why is the Poke Ball the most used item in SSBM?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 15, 2005, 03:23:45 PM
I don't know why other people use it, but I use it to see all the Pokemon.

Is there a doody in your shoe?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 16, 2005, 07:33:56 PM
a: ducky go down de hole.
q: the?

ducky go down de hole!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 16, 2005, 10:30:15 PM
What the? O_O

If Mario can play Baseball and Soccer, can he play Cricket?





I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/16/2005 9:30:56 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 18, 2005, 01:18:25 PM
No one can play a cricket, it's not an instrument. XD

Why is "meega nala kwishta" offensive?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 18, 2005, 01:40:43 PM
Because it means your a "nasty fart bag".

Does Mario like Peach?

(I didn't say "peaches" I said "Peach" As in "Prinncess Peach Toadstool".)

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/20/2005 9:13:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 18, 2005, 03:35:10 PM
Studies show he's allergic to them.

Does Mario like Princess Peach?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 18, 2005, 04:50:25 PM
Only if she gives him her panties every Wednesday.

How come in Mario Baseball, your outfielders are never in the correct place?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 19, 2005, 06:01:48 AM
I have no clue, I haven't played it.

Shouldn't they have named Hurricane Katrina "Stitch" instead? (they're both very destrucive)

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 19, 2005, 06:44:47 AM
You know what they're like.

Are blue Thwomps depressed?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 19, 2005, 05:38:47 PM
No, they're frustrated.

What does the Swiss Army look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 19, 2005, 07:07:14 PM
Like Swiss, or Swiss Cheese.

Where is my cat?

________________________
Game Boy Micro is for little kids, because they have little pockets.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 20, 2005, 05:46:52 AM
In your hat.

What's that in your pocket that is shiny?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 20, 2005, 11:13:24 AM
Why, it's a stone with an incomprehensible symbol on top, that I found in a Place. Oh no, a monster with lots of limbs in the wrong places wants it!

Why am I such an Infocom nerd?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 20, 2005, 05:42:37 PM
Because an Infocom monster has been glued to yer head.

How come Wario's arms are so huge, but his legs are smaller then the palm of my hand?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 20, 2005, 10:10:52 PM
Wario works out, but his legs dissapeared  on his last 10 hour work out, and he really stuffs 5 pillows in his sleeves.

Did you clip your toe nails?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 21, 2005, 05:47:56 AM
NO!

Why red slime?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 22, 2005, 01:10:14 PM
There is no green slime in stock at the moment.

Who bought all the green slime?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 01:32:45 PM
Luigi.

Where's the bathroom in Princess Peach's Castle?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/22/2005 12:33:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 22, 2005, 03:46:26 PM
What castle? Peach lives in a Porta Potty!

How long would it take for Wario to consume five pieces of chicken, plus 10 beef patties, 4 large french fries, 15 fruit salads and a diet soda?



I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 22, 2005, 04:19:50 PM
15 seconds.

I ran. I got the ball. I brought it back. Now what?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 04:21:50 PM
Roll over.

Where's the bacon?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 22, 2005, 05:07:05 PM
The machine broke. What's the warranty on that signature? I want a refund.

[I.J.]What could cut french toast better than a Russian assault rifle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 23, 2005, 06:11:38 AM
A French Toast cutter. XD

What's that tall thing behind you?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 23, 2005, 01:26:31 PM
A giant angry -- wait, no -- aaaaaarrrggghhah!! Ah! Ah! Noooo!

Whew. What was that?!

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 23, 2005, 02:10:06 PM
a: a giant, cute & fuzzy, baby ALF that just sneezed.

q: if a coconut is jumping on the ceiling, does it go up & down, or down & up?

ducky go down de hole!

Edited by - justinyoshi on 9/23/2005 1:10:34 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 23, 2005, 03:11:21 PM
It doesn't go up at all. It goes down... way, WAY down...

Why do you guys think Mom's so happy all of a sudden?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 24, 2005, 06:46:47 PM
She won the lotto!

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 24, 2005, 08:13:49 PM
I don't know.

How come I don't know?

Nintendo,Mario,and Bomberman pwns. Sony,Microsoft,and Halo are n00bs.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 24, 2005, 09:04:40 PM
Because your not smrt. (Smart)

Is your pillow lumpy?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 24, 2005, 09:13:46 PM
Ye-he-heeees.  <:-(

<1:-)    Does that look like a wizard dude to you?  Or at least some guy with a pointy hat?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/24/2005 8:16:25 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 26, 2005, 05:58:24 AM
Pointy hat guy!

Iwhfkaewaiwtpgfveikht?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 06:35:05 AM
No it's ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Are you dead? (Sorry about that I didn't see the other one.)

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/26/2005 4:12:00 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 26, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
See my previous response.

Is a cold lake cold?

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 09:01:48 PM
Not unless it's... cold.

Why is it called Halo?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 09:04:34 PM
Because the Devil hates it.

What color are your blankets?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 27, 2005, 05:53:17 AM
Bluuuuuuuuuuueee!!!

Why do people drink beer when they know it's bad for them?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 27, 2005, 03:17:34 PM
Because it makes them feel better about themselves.

Why should I not stop smoking?

But burning in my heart, the memory smoulders on, of the gunner''s dying words on the intercom...~ Roger
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 27, 2005, 05:14:42 PM
There is no reason to not stop smoking.

Why does Waldo hide so much, anyway?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 27, 2005, 05:15:17 PM
Because it's jthust a pith between your teef and gum.


What would happen if God decided that people would be funnier if they had more arms?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/27/2005 4:16:57 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 27, 2005, 06:41:56 PM
We'd have more arms.

What's that in your drink?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 27, 2005, 08:32:45 PM
Contrary to popular belief, it is indeed a SPOON.

You come to a vast dining hall. Obvious exits are MOUSE, PODIUM, and MICHAEL. What will you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 12:04:39 AM
Order a hamburger.

Am I the only one on the board who stays up until 12?

Edited by - Bird Person on 9/28/2005 12:00:48 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2005, 05:41:42 AM
I dunno. I certainly don't stay up that late.

Shabugi?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 05:10:41 PM
Of course.

Why no HOW does GiftedGirl wake up at 4 am?

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2005, 05:29:36 PM
I didn't. The FF's time is set to the Pacific time zone.

Why do blondes seem to have more fun?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 28, 2005, 05:51:19 PM
They are just so stupid that they think they are, but they are really not, which is like society today in reality.

Am I concidered a stalker?

DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 28, 2005, 06:04:15 PM
By the guy who drives the ice cream truck (and the cat lady from across the street) yes.

What does inatimate rhyme with?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 28, 2005, 06:04:15 PM
GAsp!  I never double post....until now...NO!

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/28/2005 5:04:38 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jin on September 28, 2005, 06:52:21 PM
Aha
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 06:59:03 PM
...No...

Infinte? sort of...

Has anyone here heard of "the 5 seconds long song?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 28, 2005, 07:57:09 PM
See my previous previous response.

Was that a good stupid answer?

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 29, 2005, 06:14:11 AM
Not really.

Where's my other shoe?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 08:18:16 AM
On your other foot.

If you toast evil bread in a bending position, what happens?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 29, 2005, 08:25:10 AM
It will spring back into your eye.

Why can I post during school?

DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 08:34:45 AM
...Because you're luckier than me...

If GameCube discs were made of rubber, could we throw them like frisbees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 29, 2005, 11:25:45 AM
Nope, we would use them to get tight lids off of pickle jars.

What is absolutism, could I be one?

DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 29, 2005, 03:06:39 PM
I have no clue.

What's the matter?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 29, 2005, 04:56:33 PM
Nothing.

What's the square root of 2-495757438713674573187534435784..324545434.44245-24353.4523.4.532.4.43.4.5.4.4..45.43.43.454.54.54.54255656-7554=6-44-4=65-6----775254 ++++++4857920594857489353220284949?

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 05:39:40 PM
Complicated.

What is the name of the law?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on September 29, 2005, 05:43:32 PM
Mitchell

What does balsa wood taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 29, 2005, 07:15:54 PM
Like a little bit of balsa with a little bit of wood.

Why does John Handcock like to sign things real big?

I''m against double posting.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 29, 2005, 08:03:52 PM
`CUZ!


How many miles are in a gallon?


Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 9/29/2005 7:11:24 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 08:05:40 PM
Depends how heavy.

Why are burgers from Mexican restaurants so good?

I can talk English more better than you.

Edited by - Bird person on 9/29/2005 10:14:42 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 30, 2005, 06:06:34 AM
They're not.

A big ant and a little ant are sitting on a bench. The little ant pokes the big ant repeatedly. The big ant says 3 words and the little ant starts crying. What were those 3 words?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 30, 2005, 08:21:25 AM
Mexican burgers: YUM!

Who wears long longjohns?

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on September 30, 2005, 09:31:02 AM
A:  Mr. Silver.



Q:  Why did Nintendo Power change to a "new look"?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 30, 2005, 02:17:28 PM
a: nothing rhymes with orange.
q: is bored made out of woooooould?

ducky go down de hole!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 30, 2005, 06:38:49 PM
No, it's made of woooooorms.

What is the square root of the alphanumeric value of the third favorite color of Mario's second cousin once removed through marriage devided by the first three multiples of the average number of coins in sub-level K=8# pH of the Minus World in Super Mario Bros.?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 30, 2005, 07:29:28 PM
Poop.

Why is my answer to Glorb's question illogical?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on September 30, 2005, 08:42:18 PM
A:  Poop



Q:  Is scab salad really good for you?  I mean, really?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 30, 2005, 08:55:15 PM
Who needs dried cranberries, I say? No, it's practically worthless in the face of spinach, pancake batter, and turtle mustard.

What did YOU think when you read "scab salad?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 30, 2005, 09:06:31 PM
I thought Salad Fingers got a scab.

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 01, 2005, 02:25:10 AM
It's 'pardon', not what.

Who wears short shorts?

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.

Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 10/1/2005 1:27:04 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 01, 2005, 02:35:41 AM
A:  He does.



Q:  Can optical mice cause cancer?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 01, 2005, 10:30:41 AM
Yes, and leprosy. I learned that the hard way.

Dein glurpend, uberfeinspoin von achtung schutzstaffel don nein, sovastung dorg leiben gutenhimmelschweinuber groppenheimer?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 02, 2005, 07:47:44 AM
Sorry, I don't speak German.

If Tidbit's outside his doghouse then what's that thing inside it?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 02, 2005, 08:03:23 PM
FINE, you can stop hinting. I'll get out.

Why do I have to get out? I was paying rent!

If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 02, 2005, 08:27:08 PM
The place needs to be fumigated for goombas.

Why is chess made out of corndogs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 02, 2005, 08:34:06 PM
Because it's not made out of hot dogs.

If the X-Nauts decided to just use all their fancy equipment to take over the world instead of trying to contact an evil spirit, would they have been more successful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 02, 2005, 08:36:09 PM
Because that dog can hunt.

Why do dolphines have a space stations?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 03, 2005, 08:17:47 AM
Blue Toad's question: No

Luigison's question: Because they are tired of living on earth.

What would happen if Tangata blew up Isle  Delphino?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 03, 2005, 02:58:12 PM
The police would say "Oh crap, the island's in trouble again" and blame Mario for it, like always.

What's the point of the left shoe?!

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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 03, 2005, 03:17:15 PM
It's for starting off on the wrong foot.



Why are they called Rub Rabbits?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 03, 2005, 05:02:47 PM
Cause you rub them.

Want to play Mario Glolf?

Naruto Uzumaki. The Next Hokage. A Ninja Legend!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 03, 2005, 06:13:29 PM
No thanks, I have pneumonia.

What is the most amusing disease?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 03, 2005, 08:48:36 PM
enlarged humerus

Or would that be considered a condition?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 04, 2005, 11:23:33 AM
Both.

Do you like Mario?

Mario, Mario, He''s our Man, If he can''t tripple-jump and ground-pound no one can!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 04, 2005, 11:34:34 AM
Yes.

Will I answer my own question?

Mario, Mario, He''s our Man, If he can''t tripple-jump and ground-pound no one can!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 04, 2005, 04:21:12 PM
No, you double poster, you.

All in favor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 04, 2005, 07:49:58 PM
Say I? Do I have to?

If your not bad to the bone, that what bad are you?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on October 04, 2005, 07:55:46 PM
Good.

Will you answer Aarom's question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 04, 2005, 08:25:40 PM
That depends...

Is Aarom planning to take over the world and destroy anyone who did not answer his question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 05, 2005, 05:48:10 AM
No, he don't seem like that type of person.

Okay, who took my PopTarts?!

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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 05, 2005, 11:36:09 AM
Probably the same guy who's going to destroy us for avoiding his question.

Who gets the final say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 06, 2005, 05:54:11 AM
A person!

What's the secret ingrediant?

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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 06, 2005, 02:03:42 PM
Your pop-tarts. I need it to deactivate my take over the world machine because I was possessed by an evil force who asked me a question which is if you want to destroy Mario... I said no. I was possessed and then broke free.

Did you get all that?

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 06, 2005, 04:11:09 PM
A bucket of ham, three spoons of raw hamburger meat, a side of Grandma's cookies and 15 helpings of Road kill. Gotcha!

Why did Donkey Kong climb three stories to toss barrels at Mario?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 06, 2005, 04:27:24 PM
Because it was his third birthday!

Where's Yoshi?


________________________
Guy: He''''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 06, 2005, 04:35:35 PM
On the place with an O ans an A.

Where is the place with an O and an A? (Sorry, didn't see that.)

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.

Edited by - Aarom11 on 10/7/2005 12:38:23 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 06, 2005, 08:53:56 PM
Oh you decided to go on without me, that's fine with me.

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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/8/2005 10:21:09 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 07, 2005, 07:37:06 PM
Look at my last post. Editing doesen't make the topic a green mushroom.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on October 08, 2005, 10:31:44 PM
a: bowling balls.
q: did hole go down the duh?

ducky go down de hole!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on October 08, 2005, 10:59:13 PM
Sorry, Duff Beer went up the whole.

Why aren't you in love with an Oscar Meyer weiner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 09, 2005, 10:20:22 AM
I am an Oscar Mayer Weiner Hot Dogs, Hot Dogs.

Doo u liek hawt dawgs?

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 09, 2005, 10:40:41 AM
No I have never licked one before

Does Mario sleep in his tanooki suit?

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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 09, 2005, 03:23:52 PM
I don't know.

Do you know?

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on October 09, 2005, 03:35:07 PM
Yes.

How you do get wrinkles out of your birthday suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 09, 2005, 03:37:16 PM
Use Lizard Dudes time machine.

Why does Bob not exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 10, 2005, 08:30:28 PM
He did... at one point. What? Why are you staring at me?


What's the worst room in Luigi's Mansion?



You''re all my FFFFs . My Freakin'' Fungi Forum Friends!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 11, 2005, 05:57:38 PM
The out house Toad was in.

Why didn't Mario use an atomic flesh obliterator instead of a water pack in SMS?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 11, 2005, 06:13:26 PM
It would be to easy.

Huh?

Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 11, 2005, 08:39:58 PM
Yeah, I know.

What was the best room in Luigi's Mansion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 11, 2005, 10:21:14 PM
The Conservatory! By far, the best.

For whom does the bell tolls? (besides those pigs)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 04:08:17 PM
Doopliss. In PM:TTYD I tried putting his name but no P so it's Dooliss.

Does dooliss sound funny?

Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!

Edited by - Aarom11 on 10/12/2005 3:08:53 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 12, 2005, 06:53:45 PM
Kinda.  Dooliss...hm.  It makes me chuckle.

(answer to suffix:  Probably Robert Jordan, but who knows, Hemingway's a drunk).

Why couldn't I resist answering the question that someone else had answered before me?  Why!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 06:55:37 PM
Because I forgot to put a question on my post so I edited it but you knew so you ansered Suffix's.

Chow?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on October 12, 2005, 09:30:42 PM
I chow back.

Is Wario in Super Mario Sunshine?

I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 13, 2005, 12:23:19 AM
No, the private plane he was in got too heavy and crashed.

Where oh where?

Why do they give electric toothbrushes names like there are different models? They''re not cars!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 13, 2005, 12:38:27 AM
There oh there.

If Mario weighed 700 pounds, who would be the prime minister of Canada?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 07:26:41 AM
The guy from South Park.

Are you tired?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 13, 2005, 07:39:49 AM
I did wake up pretty early today, but no.

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

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Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 07:42:05 AM
Yawn...

Candy?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 13, 2005, 08:55:25 AM
Yep, it's dandy.

Have Mario and Kirby met?

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Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 10:48:00 AM
In SSBM.

What's 2+2?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 13, 2005, 01:02:48 PM
That depends...

Does "+" refer to arithmetic addition, or some other law of composition on an abelian group?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 13, 2005, 01:49:13 PM
Neither. Seriously. It's part of a fragmented equasion concerning anodes and some other stuff that's kind of scary.

CRTs: Unappreciated?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 03:03:44 PM
No.

Want to get high? (I do not do drugs in real life.)

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dud Bomb on October 15, 2005, 01:46:12 AM
why does bowser change hight and size from game to game

Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 15, 2005, 08:09:09 AM
You need to answer he question first then post your question.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 15, 2005, 01:14:16 PM
Okay, I'll answer your question Aarom.

Yes, in a jet plane.

How come Waluigi is so skinny but he never gets blown away by the wind?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 15, 2005, 01:30:51 PM
Dud Bomb: Because no one cares.

PaperLuigi: His evil is his weight.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 17, 2005, 04:13:20 PM
Uhhhh...UUHHHHh....*panicks at lack of question*....

er...ANSWER!

Okay...wow...did I lose my cool back there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 17, 2005, 04:19:37 PM
No, you did a good job.

How much longer... Gotta go... Oh no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 04:45:44 PM
Yes.

I wanted no one to answer my last question. It thata good idea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on October 17, 2005, 04:54:34 PM
Maybe not. Is Wario friends with Mario?

I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 17, 2005, 06:34:56 PM
You might as well ask "Does Mario like Bowser?"

Ummmm ...... What I just asked above.

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/17/2005 5:35:25 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on October 17, 2005, 06:58:14 PM
a: message bored.

q: ghoulie-ghoulie?

ducky go down de hole!

Edited by - justinyoshi on 10/17/2005 5:59:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 06:59:41 PM
No.

Do you like this picture?

/\
\/
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 17, 2005, 07:02:13 PM
Yes.

(Whispers so Aarom11 can't hear) What was that a picture of?

_____________________________
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Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 17, 2005, 08:58:19 PM
A radioactive bipolar Utonium atom.

Why is Peach such a bimbo?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 18, 2005, 03:45:58 PM
Cause' she's stupid.

What did BMF1.0 say in his last post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 18, 2005, 04:31:19 PM
Nothing of consequence.

*researches past posts in hope of inspiration*

When which way whent whalloping wharnals?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 18, 2005, 04:42:03 PM
What? Wi wdon't wknow wwhat wyou're wtalking wabout.

Get the message?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 18, 2005, 07:12:15 PM
No, not really.

Where my hat is at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 18, 2005, 08:14:49 PM
On your head.

What color is The Blue Toad's hat?

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 18, 2005, 10:43:15 PM
Not blue.

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 19, 2005, 12:11:51 AM
Poorly.

What's wrong with my computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 19, 2005, 03:12:06 AM
Computers are perfect machines.  It is only the people who program them who make mistakes.  (It is annoying when people say that.)



Would you rather be blind but also be able to turn invisible, or be forced to eat sloppy joe's for every lunch for the rest of your life while living in Alaska?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 19, 2005, 04:39:19 PM
Blind! Blind! (I dislike sloppy joes intensely, too... "sloppy")

Why to teachers use "Wrap Ums" so insistently? (primarily, math teachers)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 19, 2005, 07:19:45 PM
To annoy you.

Do you like homework?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 19, 2005, 08:44:49 PM
I hate homework with a passion.



Was Suffix talking about these things?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 19, 2005, 09:00:35 PM
No, he was typing about them.

What is the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 19, 2005, 09:05:58 PM
Magic 8-ball says:  Yes, definitely.



Who on this board is from Utah?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 21, 2005, 03:31:22 AM
You are!!

What is princess-what's-her-name's real name?

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 06:50:18 AM
Princess what's her age.

How many Yoshis are on Yoshi's Island?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 21, 2005, 08:46:17 AM
Eleventy-six.

Is that the stupidest thing you've ever heard?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 21, 2005, 09:39:18 AM
Not quite.

Is it true that two who do view two too few view you who view too few too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 09:42:40 AM
I'll answer when you get cured.

Doctor, how long should it take?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 21, 2005, 10:30:05 AM
About 4 seconds.  BAM!  I am good.

Are Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson both innocent?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 21, 2005, 04:04:16 PM
Seven and noun.

What are these whiteish crystals that are stuck in this milkshake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 21, 2005, 04:33:14 PM
Ice made from the milkshake.

Do you like milkshakes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 21, 2005, 04:57:10 PM
Milkstirred, not milkshaken.



If you were sentenced to get a new tattoo every year for the rest of your life, what would your first one be?  It has to be at least the size of a quarter, visible to the naked eye, and permanent.



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 04:59:53 PM
A Quarter.

How big is a penny?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 21, 2005, 05:38:05 PM
About the size of Abe Lincoln's head.

Why does that squirrel keep following me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 21, 2005, 07:31:03 PM
You might be "nuts".

Does Wario have a six pack or a keg?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 07:32:28 PM
Yes, a six pack of 100 pounds.

Does Mario use a Game Shark?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 21, 2005, 08:37:54 PM
Heck no.  He might use a Game Dolphin, though.

If you could change the name of these forums for a week, what would you change it to?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 21, 2005, 11:44:40 PM
Easy, I'd proclaim it the "New Temperence Society!"

How many people wouldn't dislike such a title?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 22, 2005, 10:38:49 AM
I wouldn't dislike such a title!

Is there REALLY that much of a difference between "The" and "Th3"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 22, 2005, 02:50:12 PM
ñ0

What have I done??!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 22, 2005, 04:07:54 PM
You've ruined the punchline!!

A chair, a cantelope, and a robot walk into a fancy restaurant. What did the waiter say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 22, 2005, 05:02:59 PM
Awww...I wish you guys were a nun a priest and a raibi...

How many Boos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 23, 2005, 03:57:45 AM
None. They're scared of light!

Why are boos scared of light?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 23, 2005, 05:47:28 AM
Because it makes them naked.



Have you ever really, really--really, really--ever loved a woman?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on October 23, 2005, 09:26:45 AM
^^^
Thats not really a "Stupid Question"

Why does Mario like  so much?

Edited by - khold on 10/23/2005 8:30:15 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 23, 2005, 09:30:18 AM
Cause he likes s.

Can you ask a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on October 23, 2005, 09:31:58 AM
Why does Mario like "m u s hr o o m s" so much?

(read between the spaces cause it blocks out the word if I do it whole)

Edited by - khold on 10/23/2005 8:42:11 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 24, 2005, 03:14:59 PM
'Cuz they're good.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 24, 2005, 04:13:20 PM
Obviously because a spearow is like a table cloth.

What will YOU give the trick-or-treaters this year?  A trick, or a treat?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 24, 2005, 04:19:52 PM
Bullets.

Who is I am who am?

Hurry Up The Cakes!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 24, 2005, 04:32:19 PM
I am.

Am I who am I am?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 24, 2005, 04:46:50 PM
SYNTAX ERROR

"Tippecanoe, and _______, too!"
Would you be so kind as to fill in the blank?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 24, 2005, 05:07:23 PM
No, I don't think so.

Who ate the last french fry??

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 10/24/2005 4:07:50 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 25, 2005, 07:56:14 PM
Urrppp...sorry.

Like, dude do you know where I can get some chips and salsa in this dump?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 10/25/2005 6:56:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 25, 2005, 08:02:21 PM
In the chips and salsa resturant.

How much money is a life?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 25, 2005, 08:11:41 PM
2.54

What are all the Luigis on?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on October 26, 2005, 01:11:53 PM
On each other.

Why can't Peach learn Kung-Fu to kick Bowsers butt?

I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 26, 2005, 05:03:35 PM
She's an attension hog and Bowser gives her money to be kidnapped.

Is Sonic still Mario's rival?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 26, 2005, 05:47:13 PM
No, Mario hasn't seen Sonic since the fourth grade.

If all of the Luigi's are on each other, then what are the Mario's on?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 26, 2005, 05:54:16 PM
They're all minis in SM128.

Are you excited for SMS?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 26, 2005, 08:03:02 PM
Oh man, I can't WAIT for Super Mario Sunshine!

When is that coming out, again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 26, 2005, 08:06:27 PM
It's coming out 3 years to now.

Who is the old woman up in the window?

Hurry Up The Cakes!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 27, 2005, 06:11:01 AM
My Granny.

Did the monkey take my money?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 27, 2005, 07:28:16 AM
Yes, but that's a tax collector.

In  that cage, is that a skinny tiger, or a fat cat?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 27, 2005, 03:52:04 PM
Both.

Are you excited for SMS? (Super Mario Strikers. Sorry for the mistake.)

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 27, 2005, 06:33:59 PM
No, I don't like soccer.

Why won't those puppies quit following me home?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 31, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
Because of that sirloin steak you keep in your back pocket.

When will waluigi feature in a game of his own.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 31, 2005, 07:02:09 AM
When pigs fly.

Where's my hat?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 31, 2005, 09:56:29 AM
On the pig that just flew away.

Does that mean Waluigi will get his own game?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 31, 2005, 03:24:06 PM
Yes.

What do you think is a good title for Waluigi's new game?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 31, 2005, 05:36:06 PM
"The Game That Never Was, starring Waluigi"

Why aren't you trick-or-treating right now?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 31, 2005, 05:46:15 PM
Because these kids flood over to our house first.

What's Halloween?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Retard: "I saw a sign that said train crossing and, you know what happened?"
Me:"What?"
Retard:
"A train crossed!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 31, 2005, 06:07:26 PM
A day with Hallow weens

What's a ween?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 31, 2005, 10:27:23 PM
A band.

How many boxed NES games do you own, and has your mom ever played Tetris?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 31, 2005, 10:37:36 PM
Zero. Yes.

Why did Toad cross the road?

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 01, 2005, 02:08:57 AM
To get to the house across the street and egg it!

What if your house was getting egged by a toad?

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 01, 2005, 08:24:25 AM
I would send him back to the pond.

Where is the nearest pond?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MetalMario on November 01, 2005, 10:14:48 AM
two steps away!

why do people hate green day?

scroll:mario and green day rocks
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 01, 2005, 10:46:24 AM
Because it's sacrelgious not to call it St. Patrick's Day.



What is your favorite bird with wings?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 01, 2005, 05:53:45 PM
The Bird of Prey! That make has pretty neat wings.

Besides Chupperson, who recognizes that name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on November 01, 2005, 06:36:21 PM
Uhhhh... Bird Person?

Do you like to type?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 01, 2005, 07:57:47 PM
Only when typing likes me.

When was the last time you had your monkey checked for lung cancer?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 02, 2005, 12:10:13 AM
The last time I took it to the doctor to have it checked for lung cancer.

Where do you take a sick monkey, anyway?

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 02, 2005, 06:37:27 AM
To the sick monkey place!

So, where is the sick monkey place?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 02, 2005, 06:59:38 AM
Up your butt and around the corner.

CAN YOU DO THE DADDY DANCE?!

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 02, 2005, 07:14:06 AM
Go to Newgrounds, Mario can!

Are Waddle Dee, and Waluigi friends?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 06, 2005, 01:40:19 PM
Maybe, maybe not.

Is there a glue-stick on my toe?

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 06, 2005, 02:10:25 PM
Only if a toe is on your glue-stick.


Why does Wario look so crazy in Mario Strikers?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 07, 2005, 05:47:36 AM
He hasn't had his grapefruit juice yet.

Why does luigi jump funny in SMB2?

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on November 07, 2005, 01:07:33 PM
When the Mario Bros. first started out on thir adventures, Luigi wasn't able to jump very high.  He was always nervous about falling into pits, and was worried that he wouldn't be able to jump high enough to be of any use.  And so he turned to his brother, Mario, who never seemed to have any trouble with the matter.
"Just imagine," came Mario's advice, "that you're climbing a ladder into the sky.  Then it won't be so hard."
Luigi took Mario's advice to heart, even going through the motions of climbing a ladder in the air!  It looked a little silly, but he was able to jump higher than ever before.  And he still jumps like that to this day.

...My brother told me that story years ago when we were little kids.  Did it make any sense?

Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 11/7/2005 11:08:29 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on November 07, 2005, 04:03:38 PM
No. Luigi jumps like Mario now in the recent games.

How many Es are there in WHEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 07, 2005, 04:40:43 PM
This many : EEEEEEEEEEEE

Can someone give me the number for that?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 07, 2005, 10:14:53 PM
Sure! It's twenty-leventh.

Down with similarity! Up with what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 08, 2005, 05:14:52 PM
Up with...can I tell you next saturday?

How is Mario and Papa Smurf alike?

Orginized is my middle name.

Poorly is my first.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 08, 2005, 05:15:52 PM
Differances.

Why did Muddy eat the Blue PokeBlock when I specifically told him not to?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 15, 2005, 08:50:46 PM
Who can't resist mud?

Is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on November 15, 2005, 09:54:17 PM
This is an answer.

What don't I have behind my back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 16, 2005, 02:27:57 PM
Your back.

Is this a smiley I see? :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 16, 2005, 06:37:14 PM
Nope. It's Mr.Melee.
Why do I like turtles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on November 16, 2005, 07:44:26 PM
Because you don't like frogs.

Why am I so cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 16, 2005, 07:50:00 PM
Because you're awsome!

Why is this "bold" text?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 17, 2005, 12:32:33 AM
Because it bravely jumped in the middle ofthe rest of your text.

What's a robut?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Soup or Mario? on November 17, 2005, 03:06:23 PM
A robot and a butt mixed together.

Where's my  mom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on November 17, 2005, 03:21:27 PM
Yo mama's so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water!

Who's your daddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 17, 2005, 03:46:40 PM
Bob.

I am considered a different person now because I don't have "The" in front of my name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 17, 2005, 04:17:46 PM
I can't answer your question as it isn't a question, so, I will not answer your question that isn't a question, although you think it's a question even though it isn't but it is, but is what I think different from what you think you though that you thinked?

Did you understand what I said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 17, 2005, 04:45:37 PM
Who didn't?

Why are there Donkey Kong Banana-Chicken things?
Title: Khold
Post by: Khold on November 17, 2005, 05:14:07 PM
Because DK can't tell them apart

Whats Mario's reward for saving Peach behind the scenes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 18, 2005, 01:39:58 PM
A fresh baked candied mushroom muffin. Those things are seriously good.

I can think of a few muffins that would make fitting punishments; what would be some possible ingredients for such things?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 18, 2005, 05:22:26 PM
Laxatives, prunes, and fiber.

What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 19, 2005, 08:40:41 PM
They are spelled differently.

What isn't a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 20, 2005, 02:42:31 PM
Is there life after death?
(question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 20, 2005, 02:46:25 PM
Depends on your religion, but we all agree that there is death after life.

Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEENGE?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 20, 2005, 02:52:36 PM
Opps didn't mean to post here.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 20, 2005, 02:54:37 PM
No.

What's your guess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 20, 2005, 02:54:09 PM
I guess not.

Whatever happened to rechargeable batteries?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 20, 2005, 03:03:44 PM
In a bizarre twist of fate, Chuck McGrueder sued the Rechargable Batteries family for trespassing and defacing his property, during which, Lampshade escaped the border with his birth certificate.
Details at 11.

Isn't alliteration awesome?



Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 20, 2005, 03:21:35 PM
Nuh uh! Similes are the best!


What is Yoshi's I.Q?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 20, 2005, 03:33:19 PM
Fairly high.

What is Eggman's I.Q.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 21, 2005, 03:48:46 AM
0.75

How many more mario party games will nintendo release?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 21, 2005, 05:53:34 AM
They'll release new ones 'till the cows come home!!

If my right hand is up, and my left is down, where is my legs pointing to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on November 21, 2005, 01:04:49 PM
Around and around

If you were Link, what would you choose? Door #1 or door #2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Maximus on November 21, 2005, 04:03:56 PM
Door #2.

Why do people think DiC's cartoons are awesome when they really aren't?
Title: This analogy makes no sense, but I like it.
Post by: DeadAwake on November 21, 2005, 05:20:39 PM
DiC cartoons are the glue that binds the pages of our generation.

In 10 words or less, what was the last dream you had?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 21, 2005, 06:20:15 PM
I didn't have a dream, I couldn't sleep good.

I like to move it, move it! You like to--?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Linkboy on November 21, 2005, 06:27:14 PM
dance like a Lemur


When is the apocalis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 21, 2005, 06:25:38 PM
Once Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast says so.

Why is my name Mr.Melee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 21, 2005, 08:43:53 PM
Because you are a fan of Super Smash Brothers Melee, I am guessing.

What is the name of Elaine's boss in the show, Seinfeld, again?  (It's bugging me that I can't remember...)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 22, 2005, 04:34:49 PM
I forgot, and we have a winner on my name (its also cause I'm really good:))

What's a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 22, 2005, 07:15:11 PM
There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people (used to be someone's sig.)

Duh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 22, 2005, 07:30:38 PM
Buh.  Fuh.

Is the spikey red thing wrapped around Lord Crump's head his beard or part of his scarf thingy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 23, 2005, 06:48:33 AM
I'm saying it's a scarf to be safe.

What's that thing on your nose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 23, 2005, 03:48:56 PM
Skin.

Why do Sony and Microsoft only make violent video games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 23, 2005, 04:59:01 PM
Cause 11-14 year olds love to buy them.

What does the SSJ in my username stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 23, 2005, 04:59:41 PM
Sean Says Jump.

Where do you get what the sign says that the dog stands up?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on November 23, 2005, 05:03:27 PM
I don't know.

How long ago was this topic posted up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperMario on November 23, 2005, 05:10:23 PM
There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people (used to be someone's sig.)

Duh?

Well that sig was stolen out of a quote in South Park.
Anyway, here's my question: Why is Wario so fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 23, 2005, 05:26:01 PM
You have to answer the previous question before posting your own. Like this:

February 20, 2004, 02:27:07 PM

Why is Wario so fat?


P.S., it stands for Super Saiya-Jin, which is the actual way of spelling Super Saiyan.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 23, 2005, 06:45:09 PM
He thought it would be a good idea to make an 80.000 calorie sandwich to end world hunger. When nobody bought it, he had to get rid of it somehow.

Why is Waluigi so skinny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on November 23, 2005, 07:01:40 PM
because Waluigi donated those calories to the sandwhich.


Why does Mario have a mustach? mousetach, How ever you say it...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 23, 2005, 08:39:45 PM
Cause he doesn't have a beard.

Is it better to have Mr. and no space or Mr. then space, then words?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperMario on November 24, 2005, 01:45:42 AM
I don't know, no space.

Why is Peach so ditzy in SMS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 24, 2005, 09:44:14 AM
Because she ate a poison mushroom. (I don't know.)

How can boos touch you when they're ghosts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 24, 2005, 09:53:22 AM
Because they are armed with Game Sharks.

Do you cheat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 24, 2005, 10:01:55 AM
Yes. *sniffs...I'm a bad gamer!* Not anymore though.

Does anyone, ne1, know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 24, 2005, 04:40:00 PM
Off the top of my head, turtles have flat feet and tortoises have flipper feet.  Or maybe it's the other way around.  There are some other differences, too.

Wait!  These people know. (http://www.tortoise.org/general/wildfaqs.html#difference)

Q:  If turkeys became extinct, what would we do for Thanksgiving?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 24, 2005, 05:03:42 PM
Eat duck.

Who ya gonna call?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 25, 2005, 12:10:28 AM
Not the Ghostbusters. They've been out of business for years.

Why did the gigantic, spiky shelled Koopa cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on November 25, 2005, 03:01:55 AM
He was after the guy in first place...

Why do people wonder why I sit at Mcdonalds for 3 hours at a time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 25, 2005, 10:50:13 AM
Because you're weird.
Thanks for the info, DeadAwake! I thought I knew all about them.
Why do seagulls fly around places like McDonalds that aren't near the sea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 25, 2005, 10:53:38 AM
Becuse they are cokegulls.

What's Mario's favorite drink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 25, 2005, 10:57:29 AM
Mushroom 8 Super Mushroom Juice.

Has anyone heard of George Thorogood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 25, 2005, 04:31:15 PM
No, but I've heard of George Weasley.

What do penguins do when you're not looking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 25, 2005, 10:54:28 PM
Point at you and laugh. :P

If you smash your head repeatedly against a brick wall, what'll happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 25, 2005, 11:03:32 PM
You will be visiting by Whackas who will then appoint you to their little "special" club.

What do they do in their little "special" club?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 26, 2005, 03:10:52 AM
Talk about the weather and other stuff (They've been hit so many times that they've gone retarded!)

What does Kirby's skin feel like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 26, 2005, 09:03:16 AM
Pink

Does Mario eat mushrooms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 26, 2005, 11:30:52 AM
No, he sticks them in his ears.

Why am I posting here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 26, 2005, 01:27:17 PM
Becuase the Matrix is making you.

Mr. Anderson...did you get my package?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 01:49:46 PM
Nope. Mr.Melee did, though.

Why are there cheat codes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 26, 2005, 02:17:57 PM
For spoilers.

Whaaaat are you doing?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: wario_warmaker on November 26, 2005, 02:21:19 PM
Sending my first post!

If a pie is divided by 42 slices, why did my computer explode.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 26, 2005, 02:22:46 PM
Because you didn't make a question.

Is this a good question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 02:30:17 PM
Since it has good, it /must/ be.

Am I still a newbie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 26, 2005, 02:39:55 PM
If I still am you certainly are.

Do you feel like you're surrounded by debt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 02:47:48 PM
Only if I play a game like Monopoly.

Why isn't anyone replying to my topics?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 26, 2005, 02:54:44 PM
Because no topics are replying to your posts.

Am I color blind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 03:01:21 PM
Yes, because you don't watch TV in black and white. (I don't, though.)

Does anyone like my topics/replies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 27, 2005, 11:39:26 AM
Hmmm... I'm not sure...

What happens when you take four zoo animals from New York and a lemur from Madagascar, turn 'em human and stick 'em in Winchester, Kentucky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 12:03:48 PM
Super Smash Bros!!!

Can you tell me the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 27, 2005, 01:12:10 PM
Yes I can.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 27, 2005, 01:32:30 PM
None because he would be too big to move.

Why doesn't my SNES controller work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 01:33:03 PM
Because it's broken.

When will the world end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 27, 2005, 01:35:57 PM
When it doesn't begin.

Why do I spend so much time on the FF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 27, 2005, 02:06:37 PM
Because I glued you to your chair.

wtd?

*EDIT* I did not type that..."wtd". I typed wtd, as in What The Freak.
*EDIT2* Why does that become wtd? What is that supposed to stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 27, 2005, 02:28:03 PM
Sorry, I don't speak Italian.

LOL?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 02:31:04 PM
brb.

You take my riches?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 28, 2005, 03:10:25 AM
Yes.  I itches for riches which is Mitch's.

Sorry, I know your name isn't Mitch.  But if it were, what kind of tree would you be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 28, 2005, 07:04:39 AM
A guinea pig tree.

When someone says "Happy Turkey Day!" in December, what do you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 28, 2005, 09:21:34 AM
Punch them in the throat.

Who are you?
(As in the Nintendo advertisements...)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 12:56:58 PM
A bigmariofan, 1.0 if I may add.

Are you the artist I sent for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on November 28, 2005, 01:48:24 PM
Maybe

Why does my butt itch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 02:02:38 PM
Because you itched it.

Who won the race?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on November 28, 2005, 02:05:49 PM
Senor

Is this not a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 02:08:47 PM
Only if it isn't an answer.

Am I shocked :o?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 28, 2005, 04:47:21 PM
Yes, you are.

What does "chockatowa" mean, exactly?...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 28, 2005, 05:01:00 PM
It means cookies.

Where's my guinea pig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 28, 2005, 05:40:15 PM
In your room, under your mattress.

I just figured out the shocking truth that I, a user for not even a month, am ranked #7 among longest time spent on the FF. Why is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 28, 2005, 06:15:41 PM
Not only is your browser on the Fungi Forums for a long time, but I beat you to place number six.

What's the imperfect form of "was coming?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 28, 2005, 08:54:23 PM
"Was comeing". See? Not quite perfect!

I suck at grammar.

Is the answer to this question "no"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 28, 2005, 09:45:37 PM
Yes...No....Yes....NO!  WHY DID I HAVE TO GET THIS QUESTION?!

Are you dreaming of a white Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 29, 2005, 07:17:27 AM
No, I'm dreaming of a pink and purple Christmas ;P

Where's my dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 29, 2005, 08:57:48 AM
It means "Chocolate From cow Town".

Am I Italian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 29, 2005, 01:06:31 PM
Nope, you're Italician.

Still missing out on the reason for the characters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 29, 2005, 04:19:26 PM
Nope cuz I am the reason. Or the raisen.

I ask again, where's my dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 29, 2005, 04:37:51 PM
He/she is lost in an episode of Timmy and Lassie.

Do I lack a life for spending so much time on the FF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 29, 2005, 06:28:35 PM
Yes. Be proud.

How does this freakin thing work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on November 29, 2005, 06:39:51 PM
Ask the wise and almight Chipmunk of Truth.

Why do I have an obsession with video games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 29, 2005, 06:52:20 PM
Because you have no life. Be proud.

Can you taste the difference between Coke and Coke Zero?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 29, 2005, 08:25:46 PM
Nope.

Is this freaky? (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/madagascar/_group_photos/sacha_baron_cohen11.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 29, 2005, 10:25:19 PM
In a cute sort of way, yes. .............Be proud.

Whose self-esteem have I uplifted just by saying "be proud" so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 30, 2005, 04:27:33 PM
Me.

Is this, I ask of you, a good NES controller? [+--oo]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 30, 2005, 06:10:19 PM
Now you've done it... I'm forced to give you an answer. There you go.

Ninety-two piles of wire mesh were shipped into another golden win. What did the colonel say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 30, 2005, 06:11:00 PM
"Wow, Ninety-two piles of wire mesh were shipped into another golden win!"

How easy is Easy Mac?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 30, 2005, 07:21:33 PM
It's Rocket Science.


Who farted?


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 30, 2005, 08:17:07 PM
King Julien.

What's the tallest Boo(besides Big Boo and Boolosuss) on record?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 30, 2005, 10:06:33 PM
Trick question, they don't have a definate height. They're ghosts!

Mudawhatnahuh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 30, 2005, 10:10:33 PM
Code: [Select]
Mudawhatnahuh? Aww man, I couldn't code it.

Why is this striked through?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 30, 2005, 10:17:56 PM
'Cause you're experimenting with HTML Code.

Some people dream of a white Christmas, but I live in FL so there's no snow. What kind of Christmas am I dreaming of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 30, 2005, 10:32:06 PM
An orange Christmas, when all of the orange trees drop their fruits at once and the kids make orange men and orange angels.

Are you a very wasteful person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 30, 2005, 11:12:58 PM
Probably.

What happens if you fall asleep in the swimming pool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 01, 2005, 06:58:53 AM
You wake up very wet.

When is it okay to eat SPAM?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 01, 2005, 07:45:26 AM
When you are not putting it on the forums.

What is that a the end of my sentence?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 01, 2005, 03:53:46 PM
Nothingness, despair, and...um...more dispair.

What would happen if Pinochio said, "My nose is about to grow."?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 01, 2005, 05:08:50 PM
He'd obviously be lying.

Can anyone help me with my problem: no one responds to my topics probably from there lack of goodness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 01, 2005, 05:58:58 PM
Hmmm... I'll think on that... please pull up to the second window.

Would anyone want to see this mess? (http://puppyluver.deviantart.com/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 01, 2005, 06:03:38 PM
Acourse.

Who's going to be dreaming of a white Christmas and celebrating it with wintery sigs and pictures like me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 01, 2005, 07:26:10 PM
Me! XD

If 2+2 equal'd 17, what would happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 01, 2005, 07:26:54 PM
We'd all die. 

Who drank all the egg nog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 01, 2005, 07:38:28 PM
I can't resist eggnog, gimme a break.

Is this breakable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 01, 2005, 08:00:53 PM
Ouch!  Yeah, that's my pinky.

Tell me about the most fun you've ever had.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 02, 2005, 03:38:09 AM
Asking stupid questions and getting stupid answers. :P

Was I wearing a hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 02, 2005, 04:42:00 PM
Nope. You were wearing a beray or whatever.

Why am I a sig rule violator?( I was just spreading around wintery cheer.-_-')
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 02, 2005, 07:42:50 PM
Maybe you put a picture in it, you're not allowed to do that for some reason.

Wha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 02, 2005, 07:47:08 PM
Yah.

Where could that penguin possibly be headed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 02, 2005, 08:30:26 PM
To Penguin World, an all expense payed trip that makes any penguin feel right at home.

I created a SNES controller: (+//::) Can you make one better? (prove it, if yes.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 02, 2005, 09:23:29 PM
Probably, because your controller has a smiley face on it.

Is touching good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 02:20:23 AM
Heck YES!

Is pushing bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 03, 2005, 02:41:57 AM
Especially if you're doing it to the President. :)

A man walks into a bar- what does he say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 02:43:14 AM
"Ouch, who put this bar here?"

If a circle is round is a round circle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ViRUS on December 03, 2005, 02:47:12 AM
Depends if a square is square.

How many Goombas does it take to srew in a light bulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 07:27:13 AM
None. Bowser will beat them to it and ordert his koopas to do it. In that case, it takes 1/3 of his amy to screw it in.

Will you help me make a SNES controller? [The best I can make is this one: (+//:: ) ]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 01:57:13 PM
(+,,:: ) My SNES controller's broken...

How important is a penny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 03, 2005, 02:03:49 PM
Very. If you find it face up and pick it up, all your most wonderful dreams will come true. But if you find it face down and you pick it up... all your worst nightmares will come true. So pick pennies carefully...

What's in my glass?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 07:17:05 PM
A gift from GiftedBoy. (I don't know.)

I figured out a SNES controller. I forgot about the no smileys option: (+//::) Do you like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 03, 2005, 07:44:46 PM
Yes. I like it so much I am wetting myself.

Are you a playa, yo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 07:55:28 PM
No. I'm nostalgic.

Are you getting enough oxygen? (it's from SGC2C. Yay! :))
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 08:54:11 PM
N-... *dies*

How are you going to play tonight's show after I turn your instruments into Italian noodles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 09:01:59 PM
Put the noodles in my nose and make funny noises.

What's the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 03, 2005, 09:17:23 PM
I dunno, but it's not 42!  I've tried that already.

What are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 09:19:32 PM
Talking on the FF, duh!

Is it a good idea for Bird Person to lose his house because I'm in need of reviving but he won't do it and now I've drooled his new hardwood floor away and now his house will be destroyed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 04, 2005, 12:09:27 AM
No. Heck yes it is!

Polly want a cracker?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2005, 08:37:51 AM
No, Polly tired of crackers. Polly want a piece of cheese pizza.

We got a new printer yesterday. Are you happy for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 01:53:52 PM
Yes. I am so overly jubiliant, that I am wetting myself as we speak.

Are you also wetting yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 01:59:45 PM
From my eyes, I'm crying with joy!

What could possibly be wrong with a camera that makes pictures, videos, and WAVs?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2005, 02:39:52 PM
Sounds pretty cool to me... *gets eaten by a camera that makes pictures, videos, and WAVs* ...help...me...

What's the point of all this human-izing (http://puppyluver.deviantart.com/gallery/)? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 04, 2005, 06:39:09 PM
I don't know. Why do people like Halo 2, which is gay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 06:40:22 PM
Hey! We agree on something!

What is the point of proper punctuation.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 04, 2005, 06:56:45 PM
Easier understanding. Why can't people stop mocking the President?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 08:51:31 PM
Presidents were made to be mocked, my friend.

Why can't I think of something to say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 05, 2005, 02:01:17 AM
The word "gay" at the top of the page has fazed you.

Good grief?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 05, 2005, 02:07:05 AM
Grief has been a very bad boy, so no.

If they replaced Mario with some guy named Jeff, would you play any Jeff games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 05, 2005, 02:10:53 AM
Sure!  If they were still fun.

What would you do if tomorrow you discovered you have a son?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 05, 2005, 06:12:48 AM
I would sell him on ebay

why dont mario games have any real plot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 11:07:58 AM
That's a good question. And the answer is interesting: Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't give Mario games a continuity so that he can be in unlimited games. You see, The Legend of Zelda has a continuity and has far less games. There is no Link Racing. And if you mean "plot" as in the individual games, you haven't played PMTTYD.

So, what's that thing you're kicking around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 05, 2005, 05:56:02 PM
A waded-up crappy drawing I drew back in the fifth grade.

What's THAT? What's up with THAT? (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/portrait)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 07:29:10 PM
It's the newest Strong Bad email.

Could this be counted as food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 05, 2005, 07:42:03 PM
Only if it goes in your mouth and comes out your butt!

Why do feet "run", and nose "smell"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 05, 2005, 09:52:22 PM
no, my feet smells and my nose runs!

Why is "That's a good question. And the answer is interesting: Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't give Mario games a continuity so that he can be in unlimited games. You see, The Legend of Zelda has a continuity and has far less games. There is no Link Racing. And if you mean "plot" as in the individual games, you haven't played PMTTYD." considered a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 10:19:41 PM
Because I posted it!

How is this bobblehead helpful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on December 06, 2005, 11:27:50 AM

How is this bobblehead helpful?

I'm a "bobblehead"(who's bobblehead???)!

Mario is red because he's always a "bastiancontrario" with Luigi (He doesn't like what Luigi likes, even if Mario likes the same Luigi likes! =D Understood??)!  =D

Peach is easy to kidnap because she really loves Bowser (oh..it could be real....Eh, eh! :D)!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 06, 2005, 12:37:35 PM
Ummm....no?


Are you going to answer this question, or will I have to torture you first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 04:12:37 PM
Please don't.

Do chips come from the sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 06, 2005, 04:35:55 PM
Yo momma comes from the sun! BURRRNNN!!!

Did he who smelt it delt it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 04:42:34 PM
It's spelt"dealt." Burn.

Burn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 06, 2005, 04:44:06 PM
Ow! My finger!

What is your quest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 04:57:04 PM
Ah, you know. This and that.

Why are you home so early, led?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 06, 2005, 05:18:52 PM
ToO mucCH CAffeINe!!?!!?

(BTW, I think I did my time wrong, because I just got out of school if you're wondering)

What kind of question was that anyways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 05:36:44 PM
A stupid one (I forgot about time zones!!!)

Why do frogs swim?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 06, 2005, 05:42:31 PM
There are no such things as frogs, Mario just pops around every so often and plays jokes on people.

Is it December?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 06, 2005, 05:56:53 PM
Nope. It's Turtle Month. (Blame someone but me.)

Have you ben naughty or nice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 06:35:34 PM
Neither! I've been EVIL!!! BWAHAHAHA!

Does Santa give presents to evil children?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 06, 2005, 06:39:29 PM
Only Atnas does.

What's it take to be a mod./admin.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 06, 2005, 08:20:45 PM
I dunno, I haven't got that far.

How long is this going to take?!? (see my new sig if you don't get it)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 06, 2005, 09:35:55 PM
-24 hours

why does yoshi disolve when touching water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 06, 2005, 10:16:13 PM
because he is secretly made out of sugar. which is why he can only eat fruit...?

how many shoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 07, 2005, 07:08:18 AM
*looks under desk* Six.

Whi is Regirock made of rocks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 09:32:28 AM
There's a reason for everything... except this.

Do you have any special powers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 07, 2005, 10:08:15 AM
If being able to sleep 12+ hours is a special power, then yes.

Which do you like to drink more: water or antifreeze?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 07, 2005, 05:25:57 PM
Neither. I don't drink- I eat.

Why did I have to go and get my poem published in my school's yearbook?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 06:25:07 PM
The artistic mind is often a strange, confused one.

Why don't I have Mario Kart DS yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 07, 2005, 06:39:06 PM
It's not Christmas yet.

Who is Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 07, 2005, 06:47:20 PM
Some guy from that one place doing that thing with that other person during 999,999,999 B.C. to 2005.

Whats the REAL reason Bowser always kidnapps Princess Peach? *giggles*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 06:51:40 PM
Because he's got nothing better to do...

Is this post #1957????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 07, 2005, 06:59:27 PM
No, it's post 1957.5!

Why did Agent Smith smash the Oracle's cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 07, 2005, 07:13:40 PM
cuz he was alergic to cookies...

who is bowser jr.'s mom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 07, 2005, 07:15:53 PM
Peach! Didn't you play Super Mario Sunshine?


Why are Pianta's so ugly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 07, 2005, 07:34:28 PM
Because they saw Yoshies die in water, and turned from normal humans into freaks.

How come Mario sometimes wears Wario's clothes in SSB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 07, 2005, 07:58:28 PM
It all started a couple years ago on New Year's Eve...

How come Yoshi grunts when he does his hover-kick jump, a la super smash bros. 1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 07, 2005, 08:47:17 PM
Cause he isn't getting the height from the kicking, it's from being constipated...and well...Nintendo censored most of that.


What is the true meaning of Hanukkah?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 07, 2005, 09:05:02 PM
Purpose, you mean? To laugh at people trying to pronounce it correctly.

What is the true meaning of Kwanzaa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 08, 2005, 07:06:06 AM
To have fruit. And to throw it at others. X)

You suck your thumb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 08, 2005, 03:49:55 PM
Only if my thumb sucked on me.

Me, or you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 08, 2005, 03:58:25 PM
Whoa! Whoa! I don't swing that way, buddy!

Does Led Zeppelin rock?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 08, 2005, 05:12:11 PM
Only if that's your username.

Quack or moo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 08, 2005, 06:23:41 PM
Neither. Tweet.

What are these things coming out of the walls?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 08, 2005, 11:05:27 PM
Faces. Don't worry, they're just trapped souls. nothing freaky or anything. :)

Which is better- Voldemort or Montymort?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 09, 2005, 12:54:11 AM
Monty.  Original is best.

DUURRRRRRR!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 09, 2005, 12:43:30 PM
DUUUUHHHH!


You wan mirrion dorrar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 09, 2005, 01:31:54 PM
Uhhhhhh, I don't know.

Who's your buddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 09, 2005, 02:31:48 PM
Your my buddy!


Mine? Mine? Mine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 09, 2005, 02:35:14 PM
Yours! Yours! Yours!

His? His? His?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 09, 2005, 02:43:20 PM
Hers,girls,womans!

Who's gonna be the next on my buddy list?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 09, 2005, 05:29:03 PM
Me, Myself, and I.

Is a who what where now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 09, 2005, 05:33:21 PM
Absolutely no idea.

All your base are belong to us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 09, 2005, 06:05:00 PM
I commence in that setting you up a bomb.

Did your friends really get in a mess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on December 09, 2005, 08:01:36 PM
I'm fine enough I guess...considering they've got in a mess.

How did Waluigi get so skinny and tall?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 08:16:46 PM
Slim fast.

What are protons made of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 08:20:54 PM
Beef jerkey.

Why does mario have so many parties.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 09, 2005, 08:47:13 PM
because his original name was Partio

How come the DS/GBA has an L and an R, but no C for Center?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 08:50:54 PM
because it would not be reachable.


why does life exist.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 09, 2005, 09:03:59 PM
Without life, there would be no existence.  It exists out of necessity.

Don't you ever do that again.  Capiche?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 09:27:31 PM
capiche.

Will they ever change mario's hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 10:40:14 PM
Only if he becomes fiery.

Is the answer to this question yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Maximus on December 09, 2005, 11:02:54 PM
No.

Why is Inspector Gadget the star of his cartoon show if Penny and Brain are the ones doing all the work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 10, 2005, 12:30:41 AM
Because the name of the show is inspector gadget.


will nintendo be around in 2010?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2005, 12:04:43 PM
Well, duh.....that's only 4 years from now........


Why does Wario smack, itch, and poke his butt so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 12:41:29 PM
He's going through video game puberty.

Will I ever be an admin/mod?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 10, 2005, 01:15:20 PM
With that attitude :) .......um.......no.......sorry.

Are you eating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 01:22:03 PM
Not right now.

Why did this happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 04:40:41 PM
Because that happened.

Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2005, 04:43:08 PM
Because that happened.

Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?

Yeah, why is this topic in GMC? I can't believe no one saw that before.....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 04:49:40 PM
I think its beause it started out as a Mario-related question. But, I'll ask again.

Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Soup or Mario? on December 10, 2005, 08:02:03 PM
CUZ I SAID SO.

Why is Maeio's Name Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 08:10:16 PM
It's not, it's Maeio. But that's a typo, so I'll tell you. Mario's name is Mario because after the Donkey Kong arcade game was made, the staff noticed Jumpman looked like Mario Segali, the landlord of the Nintendo Warehouse. They soon named him Mario.

Why do I give such long answers in a topic like this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CharginChuck on December 10, 2005, 08:32:31 PM
Because you happen to be The Man.


What makes Chargin' Chucks so cool/funny/annoying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 08:47:21 PM
The sound they make when they run.

Are you jealous tat I got reply #2000?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 10, 2005, 09:54:34 PM
But 2001 was the start of the 21st century. So... Nya!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 10:00:20 PM
B3c4u53 !7 |)353rv3|) !7.

\/\/h`/ 4/\/\ ! u5!|\|g 1337?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 10, 2005, 11:59:45 PM
It's the Hammer Bros. fault!!!

4%2=2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 12:57:06 AM
1

Do you want more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 11, 2005, 02:17:17 AM
More? You want more?? ... yes, please.

Does anyone know which book I quoted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 12:28:33 PM
Maybe Oliver Twist?

Did you ever watch Wishbone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 11, 2005, 04:40:02 PM
no.

is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 11, 2005, 04:47:16 PM
Not a good one; it's been asked before.

Global freezing is a "real" problem. What are you going to do about it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion.
Post by: bobman37 on December 11, 2005, 04:58:02 PM
Go build some igloos.

The wind is blowing northeast at 5 miles per hour. if a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn, which way does it roll?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 05:16:17 PM
It rolls into the Guiness Book of World Records under "most eggs layed by a rooster".

Hey!  You think you're pretty sneaky, don'tcha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 06:26:20 PM
Oh, all right... Here's your wallet, watch, family heirloom, GameCube, TV, computer, Christmas tree, DS, car, credit card...

Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 11, 2005, 06:54:26 PM
Yes.

Isn't my new title sweet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Black Mage on December 11, 2005, 06:59:28 PM
 As a testament to your constant and repeated misuse of the word, yes, I'd say it's pretty sweet.

 ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 11, 2005, 07:02:26 PM
!

Penguin?
 (^>
( U )
 ^  ^
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 10:20:05 PM
Sure.

Are you insane?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 11, 2005, 10:41:32 PM
Ja.

Do you have an NES? [+=oo]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 10:44:54 PM
Most assuredly.  I also have a Power Joy Supermax, The Most Fun Possible on Your Television.

I mean, really:  What's the big deal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 11, 2005, 11:13:42 PM
I dunno. I was hoping you'd tell me.

How many roads must a chicken walk across before it achieves true enlightenment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 11, 2005, 11:22:08 PM
When people stop refering to that joke.

What's your name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 11:32:04 PM
Bird Person.

Do you need to get a leg up on the pile?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on December 12, 2005, 01:58:07 PM
Bird Person.

Do you need to get a leg up on the pile?

I've lost the situation...What's happening????
:D

Is there always a lot of confusion when someone ask stupid questions??? :D

BWA,HA,HAAAAA!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 12, 2005, 03:11:37 PM
... Huh?

Pipe down!  What's all the racket?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 03:31:58 PM
BWA,HA,HAAAAA!!!!
I'm thinking that is.

What is Mario's name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Big_C on December 12, 2005, 04:28:36 PM
His name is Mario Mario.

What's Princess Peach's middle name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 04:32:56 PM
Tulip, if you wanted to know, Daisy's is Tueye.

Code: [Select]
What does code mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 12, 2005, 05:22:36 PM
James Bond.

Do you think I like my new CT?
And stop stealing my NES controller, Yoshi55! Its obviously in my sig. Naw, I'm just kidding! You can use it. Maybe I can sell it on eBay!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 12, 2005, 05:31:11 PM
yes, i do, which is sad.

what is the formula for converting fahrenheit into celsius?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 12, 2005, 05:46:21 PM
Buy a Pepsi

Where's Poland?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 12, 2005, 05:50:09 PM
In Polishia.

Where am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 12, 2005, 08:07:07 PM
on the internet

why is mario kart so fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 12, 2005, 08:39:25 PM
Because Nintendo uses nicotine in it!

w00t?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 09:08:21 PM
n00b.

Who thinks we'll get the most members of the year, this month?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 09:57:41 PM
Mr.Melee.

Are ghosts real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 12, 2005, 10:53:39 PM
If they're not, then what on Earth am I doing here?

If Mario saw this forum on the internet, would he join?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 12, 2005, 11:24:53 PM
Naw, he'd join a Sonic the Hedgehog forum instead.


Did Wario eat the city of Atlantis?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 11:26:30 PM
If not, he will now that you said that.

Where have all the cookies gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 12, 2005, 11:34:57 PM
In Atlantis. *Sniffle*

If life was a video game, would you be a hero, screaming damsel, villain, evil henchman, or stupid NPC?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 12, 2005, 11:38:57 PM
The evil henchman. Can I be called henchy?

How many heart attacks has Wario had?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 09:25:33 AM
More than he can count (which, if you think about it, isn't really a lot)

canyo9u typ[;e4 wi8th youyr5x toesd lkike me?>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 13, 2005, 09:33:35 AM
No.
(I really did do it with my eyes closed!!)

Is that a cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 13, 2005, 03:46:19 PM
No, it's a biscuit.

If there's a question mark on the end of a sentence, does that mean the sentence is confused?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 13, 2005, 04:32:29 PM
It also means the person that answers may not always be right.

What do like better, dollars or cents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 13, 2005, 04:37:44 PM
cents. cuz there shinier.

what CAD rendering program did they use to make the original NES super mario bros. mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 06:41:49 PM
The old one.

What kind of school staff holds off Christmas vactation until December 23rd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 13, 2005, 07:44:13 PM
Yours.

Sup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 13, 2005, 08:04:10 PM
notin.

You?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 13, 2005, 11:04:59 PM
Who?  Me?

Get along, little doggie.  Why are you so shy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 11:23:01 AM
Because I'm a Nintendog, and your stylus is defective.

I know you are, but what am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2005, 03:21:47 PM
An object.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 14, 2005, 03:27:59 PM
Chicken, an egg could not live without a chicken.

What came first the Waddle Dee or the Waddle Doo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 14, 2005, 03:30:21 PM
(This is page 1337, except, it is missing a 3 so its only 137, not 1337)
Waddly

Who said so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2005, 03:46:20 PM
So?

Would you like an SP?
[___]
[+oo]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 14, 2005, 07:54:33 PM
Yeah! Now I can add another SP to my collection.

Got milk?
Title: Self-explanatory
Post by: Suffix on December 14, 2005, 07:59:42 PM
What do you think?! Of course I do.

Four giraffes walked into a speakerphone store. What did the third one say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 14, 2005, 09:37:09 PM
"         ", because giraffes don't talk.

Ha ha! That reminds me... Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Woah! A talking muffin!"

Anyway...

How many times do you have to do the Rain Dance before someone finally gives you a dollar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 14, 2005, 11:43:49 PM
You can't get the dollar because the dollar will get soggy before you ern it.

How many personal messages do I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 14, 2005, 11:47:41 PM
More than me I guess. (But I have 11!)

Who is the worst Mario fan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 15, 2005, 07:07:24 AM
Your mom

Who is your father?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 08:58:39 AM
My dad.

Christmas who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:41:26 AM
Your mom
And you would know that.
Answer: The guy with a knife behind you.

What do you have in your hand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:45:45 AM
A keyboard.

Am I predictable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:47:37 AM
If you answer my next question you are.

Are you going to answer my next question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:48:31 AM
Acourse. i'm bored.

Am I the only one that has a snow day?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:50:14 AM
I wouldn't know I don't live close to snowy places.

If a puddle is big and another is wet, what's the difference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:51:15 AM
Zero.

Are we the last people on Earth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:52:20 AM
Maybe.

If someone else doesn't pop up and answer this question, will I explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:56:27 AM
Predicatably, yes.

Are you going to explode on my turtle collection?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:57:46 AM
Only if you live within 100 miles of my house.

Am I dead yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 10:01:40 AM
Only if Khold isn't on.

Is there such things as stupid answers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 15, 2005, 05:02:09 PM
Maybe.

How do you shoplifit a Hog Dog Stand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Big_C on December 15, 2005, 06:24:24 PM
by stealing a Hotdog when the vendor's not looking!

Who is nintendo's top monkey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 06:29:44 PM
Donkey Kong.

How is this possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 15, 2005, 06:50:58 PM
Becuase what is possible is possible,

Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 15, 2005, 07:11:40 PM
Wrong, you shouldn't end an answer with a question.

Jigloyarns is legal tender everywhere but in this nation. What is it? (Almost had a Jeopardy answer, there)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 15, 2005, 07:14:08 PM
U.S.A?

When should you take off your sandals, after the clock takes a swim, or when cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 15, 2005, 07:18:54 PM
When cheese.

Should I fire a rubber band at someone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 15, 2005, 07:20:27 PM
Yes, just not me.


When is the pizza gonna get here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 15, 2005, 07:21:58 PM
*shoves empty pizza box under couch* Oops...

What's that thing in your sock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 15, 2005, 08:09:46 PM
Some money I stole from Sapphira.

Why would you hide that pizza from us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 09:14:34 PM
The same reason you hid that money from Sapphira!

Is this question Mario related?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 15, 2005, 10:00:47 PM
no its luigi related.

If mario doesnt have DNA or cells, how does he live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 10:38:02 PM
He goes to the hospital and buys some.

Why is this font pink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 10:43:34 PM
Because yo used the HTML code to make it that way.

How do you kill Chaos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 16, 2005, 06:44:20 AM
You chop the chaos!

Who is Andydrew?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 16, 2005, 03:59:33 PM
The fat guy next door.


Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 16, 2005, 04:28:32 PM
Yes. But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair!

Why do I feel I need to post ffrom school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 16, 2005, 05:46:29 PM
You spelled "from" wrong, which tells me maybe you should be paying attention instead of posting! ;D

What are those monkeys doing!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 16, 2005, 05:59:30 PM
You mean to that banana, or to each other?

How many phone numbers before my address book's filled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 16, 2005, 06:07:56 PM
That depends what the phone numbers are going to do.

What is that noise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 16, 2005, 09:12:42 PM
Monica Lewinski.........don't ask.........

What ever happened to that one guy...you know...the one with the weird nose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 16, 2005, 09:24:03 PM
Ooh. That guy. He got arrested. Long story... something about a "bus incident."

If chicken is a dairy product, is there something wrong here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 16, 2005, 10:15:58 PM
Yep, and it's name is bobman37.


What is happening to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2005, 08:25:28 PM
You are being transformed into the Incredible Bulk.

Where do I live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 17, 2005, 08:41:47 PM
2nd star to the right, and straight on 'till morning.


Wanna buy a fat walrus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2005, 09:15:22 PM
Hurray, Blubber Nuggets! Mmmmm! They're chewy!
*later on*
Would you like some Blubber-*barfs*-Nuggets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 18, 2005, 12:50:44 AM
No. And if you ask me again I'll whack you with this curtain hanger.

Where did this curtain hanger come from anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on December 18, 2005, 10:22:58 AM
(hey i'm back after a long while!!!!!!!)

It came from the closet:the movie

Why are apples rainbow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 18, 2005, 04:10:57 PM
Becuase they puked Skittles.

Should I go to law school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 19, 2005, 06:52:09 AM
You should ask your mother.

What time is it Mr.Wolf?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 19, 2005, 11:10:30 AM
It's about time I gulped you whole! Raarrr!!

If Peach and Daisy went on a picnic alone, what sort of lunch would they pack with them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 12:02:41 PM
A royal one, of course.

Does anyone know what I'm doing right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 19, 2005, 08:16:17 PM
Picking your nose with a stylus.


What am I doing right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 19, 2005, 08:27:37 PM
Right now, you are most likely.......  Eating a corn dog.

How long can I keep this up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zeos on December 19, 2005, 08:56:06 PM
Until you die!

Why don't I post so often?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 19, 2005, 09:23:27 PM
Cuz you are a worthless member.
Why is he a worthless member?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 19, 2005, 10:10:54 PM
Because he doesn't post very often.

Regarding Koopaslaya's 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' machine, are you able to receive anything apart from bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 11:50:37 PM
Nah, it's exclusively the bacon button.

Who changed my name and WHY?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 19, 2005, 11:54:35 PM
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=7022.msg398051#msg398051 That is why.


Why is it more fun to answer than make up a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 12:51:00 AM
because people are not creative

Why is daisy extra pale?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 20, 2005, 05:42:43 AM
cuz shes not very important anymore.

what will you do if you found out that mario kart ds' wi-fi was a lie and you were actually playing skilled computer players?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 02:40:35 PM
i would sue and then kill the creators of it

why isn't wario mario's evil brother waluigi lugui's evil brother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zeos on December 20, 2005, 03:04:57 PM
Because you spelled Luigi wrong.

Why doesn't Mario wear normal pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 20, 2005, 03:23:20 PM
Because he isn't normal.

What IS normal.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 20, 2005, 03:45:43 PM
Anything but your sentence, cheater!!

Dues dis hab sents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 20, 2005, 03:47:02 PM
What?

Where isn't the beef.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 20, 2005, 03:48:12 PM
In some guy's sig.

Is this qeustion  :D?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 20, 2005, 04:18:45 PM
Is this answer ;D ?

Aren't you Slime Q Slimedawg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 20, 2005, 04:51:41 PM
no, but i like slime.

how do chain chomps move, and how do they move faster than a car?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zeos on December 20, 2005, 05:25:02 PM
They have jet boosters behind the little chain holder thing.

Are Chain Chomps made or are they natural?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 07:33:51 PM
their made...their the chains that have a mutated gene

why does wario have a bigger belly than mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 07:36:56 PM
Because he needs the extra room for 1,284.5 meals a day.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 20, 2005, 07:41:01 PM
(Panics due to no question...)

Do I need to panic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 20, 2005, 07:49:52 PM
No, you have no need to panic.  I beat off those nasty squirrels with a blunt object.

Are you going to answer this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 20, 2005, 07:51:25 PM
Don't ..............Push .................................Button!!!

Did I push it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 20, 2005, 08:45:27 PM
No, but I did!

What does the button do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 08:51:37 PM
Gives you bacon.

Why did I forget to make a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 20, 2005, 09:01:32 PM
Or did you?...

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 09:04:57 PM
/me panics because there was no question nor answer.

Remember that one time in that one place with that one guy doing that one thing with that other guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 20, 2005, 09:07:41 PM
Yeah- wait no. 

(The question and answer was "Or did you?...")

I say, do you like grapes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 09:09:38 PM
Only with mustard, ketchup and-oh wait, grapes? No not really, no.

How do you like your human guts cooked?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 10:56:19 PM
i love em' tender!

why do people drink almost 20 sodas a day and no water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 11:02:28 PM
They want to see if they can float.

What color is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 11:56:56 PM
pink, doi.

why is mario so hyper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 12:03:40 AM
Because he brushes every day.

Why did Peter Piper pick that pepper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 21, 2005, 03:09:48 PM
Mmm... peppers.  I'm going to have lunch now.

Can you read this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 21, 2005, 03:14:49 PM
I couldn't read your post.

Oink oink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 21, 2005, 03:30:50 PM
Stop talking with your mouth full, you pig.

How do you invent items related to speakerphones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 21, 2005, 03:32:38 PM
by eating a speakerphone

why are mario fans crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 21, 2005, 03:50:46 PM
Because they have fury.

Okay you caught me.  What're you going to do now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 04:08:50 PM
Maybe*throws grapes out window, render poor pedestrian unconscious*

I finally return after a little "break" (darn school) and what do I notice? A new CT! How did I aquire this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 21, 2005, 04:30:20 PM
Internet.

What does EBAY stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 21, 2005, 04:34:26 PM
Engaged bowls and yam (EBAY)

who is more crazy; pac-man or wario, and why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 21, 2005, 04:35:50 PM
Wario, because I said so.

Don't you say so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 04:58:34 PM
The answer is seven.

Who here likes to play Halo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:01:20 PM
No. I would say something else, but no. And its not what you might be thinking! (possibly)

Game Boy?
|[_]|
|+..|
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 05:30:20 PM
No, Gameboy's are game systems, not little ASCII pics. :)

Why do I spend so much time on the forums (I think I'm 5th on the list of most time spent here)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:33:16 PM
Cause you can't find Jackie Legs? (Not meant to be taken offensive)

Why Super Smash Bother instead of brother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 05:52:48 PM
Because you smash and you're super.

Are Koopas the evolved form of turtles? (Since they are upright.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:54:57 PM
Nope. They just don't feel shy about walking like other chelonians.
Yay! My 700th post and its about turtles and tortoises and sea turtles!
Am I really annoying?

Oh, and thank you, Khold! That makes me feel Wharm! :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 21, 2005, 05:56:32 PM
Nope.

What are you leaving for Santa this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 05:57:28 PM
Alcohol, 'cos he gave me coal last year because I gave him milk.

How do you think you'll die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 06:00:00 PM
A winner.

How will you stop the insanity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 21, 2005, 06:22:35 PM
By taking an axe to the head!

Does that make much sense to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 21, 2005, 06:36:50 PM
of coure...to kill urself ;-)

why are toads called toads...they look nothing like them
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 21, 2005, 06:50:29 PM
You know that only one person will be able to answer that question, and from me that answer is "Not me!"

Such suspense! What will happen next?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 07:03:24 PM
Santa will die of alcohol poisening because of Luigi Simpson.

What does Mario taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 21, 2005, 07:06:24 PM
Something.

I have a kid named Joel in my class. Is he a guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 07:31:10 PM
Depends if his name is Joel.

Do you think I'm cute?(besides TEM >:( )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 21, 2005, 07:35:07 PM
Yes.

how long can you say Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 21, 2005, 07:36:48 PM
As long as the Cold War.

Did you know that NESes kill X-boxes and PS2s?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 08:06:11 PM
No, the N64 killed them, not the NESes

What's the meaning of this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 21, 2005, 08:18:37 PM
Not the meaning of live?

Santa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 21, 2005, 09:02:47 PM
No, Santa's off sick this year. I'm his sub, Chibi Elf. (I seriously don't know.)

Can you keep a secret?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 09:06:34 PM
Depends if it's a secret.

Why is bobman37 so good at Mario Kart DS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 21, 2005, 09:38:21 PM
beacuse he is mario

since when did santa get sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 21, 2005, 11:05:05 PM
Since GiftedGirl said so, that's when!

Does Mrs. Claus aprove of her husband's beard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 21, 2005, 11:26:19 PM
No. Did you know R.O.B. got into a fight with a PSP and a Master System and won?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 12:22:50 AM
No, not until now.

Will Santa give you coal again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 12:25:45 AM
If coal is on my list.

What will I do if Christmas never happens this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 12:36:27 AM
Throw a sausage made out of a Sega master System at Santa and another at Burt Reynolds.

Can you beat Tyson?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 12:53:12 AM
I did once, and I'll do it again! (Even though I shot him in the leg...)

What is Yoshi's favorate poisened food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 12:57:03 AM
his own eggs

what percent of the time do the fungu fourm memebers post nonsense?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:21:51 AM
%627.4 to %1

Why did you kick my dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:25:18 AM
simple--you did, i didnt

why do guys like football so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 01:27:04 AM
Because it is rough and brutal (like in 1985 when that guy got his leg bent backwards)


Can you murder Sonic so that I can roast him over an open fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:27:30 AM
So they can get away from their wives that they never care about, except for chores.

Why are we getting so many new members today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:28:51 AM
cause people want to see what were talking about.

why do people eat so much mcdonalds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 01:30:19 AM
Because it's GOOD! (to me at least) Did you know that Bill Gates is really Satan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:32:46 AM
wow...im stayin away from him! (not that i wanted to or knew who he was)
im out of questions *runs around screaming OMG*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:42:43 AM
Ah! No question! I'm scared!

Why am I scared?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:52:55 AM
cause youre afraid the board will come to an END!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:55:48 AM
Oh, no! Still no question!

What is the complete value of pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 02:02:06 AM
a good filling dessert

why does the song while youre in the woods on paper mario, the first one, and the woods itself, make me nervous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 08:41:42 AM
You don't know what's going to BOOO!

Boxers or briefs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2005, 09:00:42 AM
Neither, I wear panties. The tough girls' underwear.

Did you guys really need to know that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 09:36:54 AM
X(

(^.^)=Les the Turtle
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 22, 2005, 10:46:43 AM
He scares me.


Can you decorate the word "the"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 10:51:26 AM
the

Do you like Les? (^.^)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 22, 2005, 11:15:28 AM
No, but I like turtle soup. *evil laugh*

Would somebody here please scratch my eyeball?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 11:17:52 AM
*takes out DK hammer, hits led in the eye*

Do you need more for mentioning turtle so...don't make me think about ea.. my turtle friends?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2005, 11:45:21 AM
... I have no idea what you said.

What my cookie?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 12:40:07 PM
Sorry, I got *urp* hungy.

What did I ever do to you to deserve this?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 12:42:40 PM
You've been naughty this year, ho ho ho!

Is Rich Kid, who is standing right behind me, rich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 12:52:26 PM
No, I'm not rich. ;)

What is that ontop of Toad's head...? A hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:13:24 PM
naw, he's deformed
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 02:19:42 PM
It wasn't for you, Khold, if that's what you meant. Its for led. He's received my present!

Mr.Oysterhead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 03:10:46 PM
An oyster with a head

why is mr. melee able to beat everyone in ssmb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 03:12:13 PM
He can't beat me.

Wanna race in MKDS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 04:10:50 PM
I'll beat you in MK64 courses.

Anyone have hangover pills for R.O.B.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 06:40:54 PM
Nah, sorry. I used all mine up.

How many e's are there in weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 22, 2005, 06:43:19 PM
Eleventaty-Six.

What isn't a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 06:45:52 PM
Good question.

Can someone please call the Reaper to take Sonic away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 07:31:11 PM
YES.

What's the Reaper's telephone number?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mariofan45 on December 22, 2005, 07:53:37 PM
You must be from the Nsider Forums are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 08:19:17 PM
You must be from the Nsider Forums are you?

I'm not. I just hate Sonic

1-800-IMDEAD
Do any of you have a Warp Whistle to sell me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2005, 08:42:27 PM
No, but I have a Gligar Man whistle...

Butterfree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 22, 2005, 09:34:33 PM
Naw, Typhlosion.

Do you like blueberry and apple pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 10:13:18 PM
No and yes.

Have you ever eaten Koopa and Turtle soup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 10:19:47 PM
I don't want Mr.Melee to kill himself...

Will the 401st bite of dirt be better?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 10:44:25 PM
Absolutely.

Why does Rudolf's nose glow in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:00:58 PM
Because the other reindeer never let him participate in any reindeer games.

What's your favorite song in DDR:MM?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:09:50 PM
what is DDR:MM???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:12:14 PM
doin da real: match maker (Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix)

Was that stupid answer to that stupid question in that post above my soon to be stupid post stupid enough to be put in this stupid topic made by stupid Dr. Mario and his stupid creativity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:14:22 PM
naw, i was just asking

answer: i dont have one...i love 'em all!!!

when should the rest of the mario characters get a DDR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:17:52 PM
Just look at my stupid post before the stupid one you stupidly posted in this stupid topic.

How many stupid times have I said stupid when I was stupidly repling stupidly to pt_peach's stupid posts and then stupidly mentioning about how many stupid times a stupidly posted stupidly in this stupid topic made by this stupid topic creator?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:30:46 PM
7 stupids in replying to my DDR post and 15 in the last *smirks*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:32:40 PM
(panics again due to no question)

Should I panic again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:35:39 PM
answer my last dumb question, aarom
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 11:37:48 PM
No question ???

What is that smiley trying to say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:39:39 PM
pt_peach:No one

Khold:???

Since I answered 2 questions, should I post 2 questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 22, 2005, 11:40:08 PM
No and no.

How come there have been so many non-questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:41:45 PM
okay, okay, aarom, heres your question you have so long and profoundly asked for:

why doesnt mario have a better career after saving princess peach all those times?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 08:44:30 AM
Because he does it with Peach.

r u stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 08:47:31 AM
Who said that? Cookie!!!

I have a DK hammer and I'm not afraid to use it on people that bash turtles, and tortoises, and sea turtles. Does anyone disagree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2005, 09:11:34 AM
I don't, just don't use it to bash Ninja Turtles.

What... is your FAVORITE COLOR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 09:39:00 AM
GREEN!!!!!!

Why would I bash the Ninja Turtles?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 23, 2005, 11:56:18 AM
Because Rapheal smells.

Ho ho ho?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:57:57 AM
Pow, smash, and melee!

Will I get extra friend points from BP for being pigeon-toed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:06:46 PM
Naaa, i dont think being pigeon-toed will do any good.

why does mario mave a stupid bandana he pull for his pockets in ssbm
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:10:11 PM
Its his super cape, which turms people around so he can beat 'em!! Just like me!!

Complete this song...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:11:08 PM
a pile of crap and hit my knee!

whawt does peach do in all that time it takes mario to save her, i mean, it sometimes takes months!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:15:23 PM
Shops, does her nails, and takes a vacation to Chocolate Island.

What do you think I look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:16:40 PM
i think that...you are of medium height and you have brown hair nad brown eyes?

bowser has a chocolate island in his lava fiery castle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 12:18:25 PM
Of course!

What will Princess Peach get for Christmas this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:19:26 PM
a kiss finally from mario

should princess peach throw away that pink dress and get a tank top, mini skirt, and paperboy hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:21:12 PM
If she wants to tell the world that she's a tomboy, then yes.

Wrong, Peach.

What's the difference between a pizza pie and a regular pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:23:41 PM
pizza pie has tomato sauce...

im outta questions and i gotta go
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:24:38 PM
Fine then. I'll ask the questions.

Where were you on the night of tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:36:22 PM
at home, whats it to you? j/k

is mario vain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 12:48:49 PM
Sure. Whatever.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc52%2FBirdPerson%2Fq.jpg&hash=4674e336b124610a15591981e8d82454)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 23, 2005, 12:51:02 PM
(?)

 ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 23, 2005, 12:52:46 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

ROLF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 01:02:45 PM
I don't have a laughing floor, so no.

Is this not a not question or not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 23, 2005, 01:04:02 PM
No.

 :-*?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 04:23:50 PM
Yes.

Wha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 05:21:53 PM
Heya!

Who wants to be on someone's buddy list and who's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 06:33:52 PM
In MKDS Yeah!

Wanna hear the Jole song?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2005, 07:23:55 PM
No thanks, I already heard it.

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 23, 2005, 07:51:37 PM
no! yoshis lay eggs!!!

is bowser edible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 08:47:47 PM
The majority of captured princesses say yes!

So...does that mean Peach has tasted Bowser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 23, 2005, 09:11:37 PM
You just gave me a bad mental picture.


So little boy, what do you want for Christmas? Ho ho ho!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 09:13:42 PM
Frowers!

Wanna race in MKDS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 23, 2005, 09:27:50 PM
if you want your kart turned into a chicken, sure!

How do you turn karts into chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 09:30:38 PM
Run over the Chiken crossing the street.

Why did the chicken cross the street?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 23, 2005, 09:38:48 PM
To shoot himself 'cause that joke is really old.

Where do you find pimple faced walruses?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 09:45:15 PM
In Sugarcandy Mountain.

What place is that place taken from?
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Post by: Khold on December 23, 2005, 09:50:19 PM
Sugarcandy Mountain, doi.

Will you go out with me?
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Post by: bobman37 on December 23, 2005, 09:52:38 PM
Thought you were taken =/

What kind of apple pie is this??
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Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 10:00:18 PM
Cherry.

WTD?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 10:12:21 PM
WTH?

Huh?
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 23, 2005, 10:19:31 PM
Stop asking one word questions.

Hom wany mistakes does this have?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 10:20:33 PM
2.

Am I right?
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 11:40:02 PM
No you urinal its Resident Evil for the PS2                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   (note this is Yoshi55's brother) Is my brother stupid (I know the answer already)
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Post by: Khold on December 23, 2005, 11:46:33 PM
No, he figured out how to hit himself in the head with a hammer before you!

r i teh roxin [wtd] sweeeeeetnes o doom???/
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 23, 2005, 11:51:19 PM
No.

Is this question very long, or is it very short, like some of the questions in this thread, for which I blame society, and some cable TV shows like South Park- but not others, like Futurama, Simpsons and Family Guy, all of which are extremely funny and should never be cancelled?
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 11:58:49 PM
(Brother Still) Very Short                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What movie involves Iowa, a mound, and Ray Kinsella
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 02:10:59 AM
i dunno!

what do you think i look like?
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Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 24, 2005, 08:22:14 AM
a boo in a refrigerator

why does mario like paint so much?(theres 3 games involving paint and paintings)
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Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 08:31:05 AM
cause he's bored to death

Why does Mario Rescue Peach?
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Post by: Power To Da Mario! on December 24, 2005, 09:31:05 AM
because he likes her pink dress.

why does mario have so many prfessions? (EG: painter, doctor savior etc)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 10:12:21 AM
He can't be a weather person and needs some extra coins.

Me? Its me, right?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 24, 2005, 11:29:36 AM
Sorry, it's you.

You who?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 24, 2005, 11:30:53 AM
Well, yoohoo back.

Vivian likes Doopliss?!? (http://www.deviantart.com/view/26800007/)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:34:12 AM
AAaaaaaWwwwwwwww!

The...the...the...THE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:43:44 AM
the?

do you think im a nice girl?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:46:27 AM
You're so nice I'll give you a turtle! (^_^)

What I meant in my last post was  this excerpt from the Grinch movie w/ Jim Carrey. So...
You're the...the...the?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:50:35 AM
i have a turtle *smiles*

THE GRINCH!!! MUWHAHAHAHA! (my brother used to do this in his im's)

does mr. melee look like a melee?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:52:57 AM
Yes. Maybe. I don't know!!

Is there anything more pointless than me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:54:22 AM
naw...youre pointless LOL

what was i doing 12 o clock at night last night?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:56:40 AM
Sleeping and dreaming of Peach murdering Mario and becoming ever-so popular. Or eating a cookie.

Where's the baby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:56:57 AM
what baby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 12:00:38 PM
That baby on an incredibly tall skyscraper.

What will he do next?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 12:02:21 PM
he'll slide down and get incredible long wall burns.

what will happen next?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 12:03:42 PM
Stuporman saves the sammich!

What happened to Superman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 12:04:58 PM
superman hit's his head on the sun and toast and drops the baby.

what happens next?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 12:06:13 PM
I eat lunch.

What's for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 12:06:40 PM
a potrait of the who ssbm group
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Post by: Glorb on December 24, 2005, 12:24:02 PM
That wasn't a question.

What is a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 24, 2005, 12:31:40 PM
That.

Pfft, do you even know what a rhetorical question is?
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 12:33:41 PM
Pfft, yeah!

What would be a truly appropriate time to use the word "Pfft"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 24, 2005, 01:03:54 PM
To your question.

Who and the what now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 01:12:19 PM
that was an answer cause my computer froze up.

question:
who i more poinless, mr. melee or me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 01:46:58 PM
you

why does mario swim in his overalls?
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 01:49:32 PM
Because it's fun!

Where are the chestnuts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 01:52:08 PM
in mario's mouth

how many mario games are there in exsistence? (really?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 02:01:05 PM
i dunno, go look it up on ign

why does peach like using her hip on attacks in ssbm?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 24, 2005, 02:18:11 PM
Princesses' hips are good bludgeoning weapons. o_O

Why is the Snitch Golden?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 02:19:14 PM
Because it's simply the most important part of the game!

Does it snow in Rougeport?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 02:46:20 PM
naw, it rouges
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 24, 2005, 03:12:26 PM
/me  due to no question.

Why does pt_peach like this topic so much? ;)
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 03:54:53 PM
that was reply 2300
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:21:12 PM
Then this is reply eleventy-sixty.

What is this, some kind of fun house?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 24, 2005, 05:23:55 PM
Why, having fun?

Did you find the golden ticket?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:26:43 PM
Yes! The chocolate is mine!!  :D

How many Golden Tickets are left?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 24, 2005, 05:27:43 PM
3.

Want them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:29:36 PM
Yes. One for you, one for Les (^.^), and one for Dr. Mario.

Is he here or will we have to give one to Deezer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 08:07:23 PM
Play Dr. Mario on Game Boy or NES for answer!

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 24, 2005, 09:49:19 PM
im sorry, the last steak in the mushroom kingdom was eaten yesterday by mario. youll hafta kill and eat yoshi for beef.

How many yoshis did mario kill for beef already?
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 10:37:58 PM
None.

Wow.  Who drank all the egg nog?
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Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 25, 2005, 03:51:17 PM
Yoshi! lets blame everything on him!

how does mario teach typing if he doesnt have a computer?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 25, 2005, 05:34:52 PM
he uses his e-mail on pm:ttyd

what color is my hair?
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Post by: Khold on December 25, 2005, 08:05:45 PM
Yellow/Blonde, duh! It wouldn't be Peach other wise!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 25, 2005, 08:10:26 PM
No question...

How come some people don't even put questions?
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Post by: Khold on December 25, 2005, 08:16:55 PM
Because it's a mushroomitis thing.

How much can Mario bench?
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Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 01:53:22 AM
One crate full of bob-ombs measures to...

What is that horrible red liquid outside Luigi's Mansion in MKDS?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 05:23:55 AM
Blood! Luigi murdered someone in his mansion.



Will you be the one to witness the birth of the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System? (1985 NES commercial)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 26, 2005, 06:43:45 AM
if I get a time machine and travel back more than 5 years, yes...

why doesnt daisy get kidnapped by bowser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 26, 2005, 07:23:48 AM
Her hair is brown and Bowser likes blonde hair, so he kidnapps Peach.

Did everyone have a wonderful Christmas?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 01:10:02 PM
i dunno, go ask them...

does mr. melee have fiery red hair for a better melee attack?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 01:57:08 PM
No, it's bright yellow hair.

Why is this topic so hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 03:17:36 PM
cause it is.

why do the gooba's in paper mario:the  thousand year  door wear link's hat?
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Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 04:42:55 PM
Because Rougeport perpetually celebrates Halloween.

Why is Star Cup easier than Flower Cup?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 26, 2005, 04:52:55 PM
It's not.

Do you think it's not?
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Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 05:15:26 PM
No, it took forever to beat Flower cup in 150, then I cruised through the rest of the Nitro GP!

Will there be cake and ice cream?
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Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 05:19:59 PM
no

Why does mario constantly fight Goombas?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
because he thinks their cuddly and cute and doesnt want to admit it.

why did TEC fall in love with princess peach?
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Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 05:30:19 PM
because she was the most beautiful woman hes ever seen (in FACT she was the only woman hes ever seen(yes ive beat the game))

why did TEC dance with the Princess?
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 06:12:16 PM
Because he could.

How come the word Question in the thread's title is spelt Qusestion?
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Post by: Ludwig on December 26, 2005, 06:14:59 PM
Apple.

Why don't Goombas have arms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 06:19:06 PM
because of intellegent design

how many Goombas are there?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 06:20:05 PM
How come the word Question in the thread's title is spelt Qusestion?
I never really noticed that
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 06:43:02 PM
there are MILLIONS OF GOOMBA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if mario found out that tec like peach, was he jealous?
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 07:46:13 PM
No, because Mario likes Pauline more than Peach because Pauline makes pizza instead of cake.

Would you describe a monkey as crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 07:48:39 PM
Yes.

How many humans are there in the Mario universe? (Besides Mario Golf characters, etc.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 07:53:31 PM
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Pauline, 7 kings, Il Piantissimo, E. Gadd, (decides not to count the Luigi's Mansion portrait ghosts). That's 16. There's probably more.

Why do I have long-answer disease?
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Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 08:00:47 PM
Because Lemmy Koopa doesn't like you.

got milk?   (I kind of like that. This is my new sig!)
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 26, 2005, 08:03:18 PM
Half and Half.

WHy do oold people put that in their coffee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 08:04:41 PM
Because the oold people are morons.

Is it just me, or is that chicken a human disguised as a chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 08:06:24 PM
So they get the taste of warm milk and coffee at the same time! 2 'n 1!

Doesn't that look excactly like the real banner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 08:27:47 PM
Nah, the real banner has a straight black background.

What does that mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 09:03:09 PM
That I like my coffee with nothing in it but full cream milk.

Is this question long enough?
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Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 09:05:23 PM
No, it has to be thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

How many u's are there in this post?     u
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 26, 2005, 09:26:53 PM
-293! I think.

How is it possible to have a negative number of members?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 09:46:22 PM
If we're all Wa-members.

What's up with the Wario Bros.' newly found obsession with tractors?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 09:47:26 PM
if you have none.

what brand of hair dye does peach use?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 09:50:29 PM
Goomblistic Hairdye for Princesses

Ho, ho, ho, have you been a good Koopa this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 26, 2005, 09:51:26 PM
Would semi-evil looking to take over the kingdom count?

Does it count?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 09:55:24 PM
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!! Oh, wait. Yeah, it does count.

Is this a reflection??noitcelfer a siht sI
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 10:02:11 PM
No, because the two middle question marks are the same.

If I put an exclaimation mark instead of a question mark, does that mean it's not a question!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 10:03:45 PM
Stop yelling at me!

Boo! Did I scare ya?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 10:10:10 PM
No.


What's the matter? Chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 10:12:45 PM
Yes, I hate chicken and prefer beef.

Did I just unlock R.O.B. on MKDS?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
No, he's just a clone.

Why isn't R.O.B. that good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 10:17:27 PM
Because he rides on two wheels (or, at least he did when I was owned by him in online play).

Why did these people copy the thread (http://mudonite.proboards61.com/index.cgi?board=forumgames&action=display&thread=1131132591)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 10:24:20 PM
i'll still answer the queestion cause you didnt post one: because their not creative enought to come up with their own.

how come all of the sudden bandits wear blue and are extra tall instead of being short and wearing red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 10:39:53 PM
Eye don't know.

PONG? |.   |
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 12:03:50 AM
PONGIE PONG!?!!!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 12:16:43 AM
No question.

Is this an anti-question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 12:23:26 AM
i'll post a question

why does luigi save lame princess...like princess custard from the chesnuts!?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 12:25:56 AM
Because it is lame.


Will you be the one to witness the birth of the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System? The one to play with R.O.B, the extraordinary video robot (batteries not included)? He helps you tackle even the toughest challenge. Will you be the first to raise the incredibly accurate Zapper, and play games like Duck Hunt, or action-packed Hogan's Alley and high-flying Kung-fu (each game sold seperately)? Will you be the one to experience the Nintendo Entertainment System? Comes with R.O.B, Zapper, control deck, two controllers, Gyromite, and Duck Hunt. (1985 NES commercial)
 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:20:48 AM
YES YES YES!!!!.......................no, no, no, i won't. i was born in '92. well then, no problem, i'll travel back in time!

why does peach sound like a manwoman in sm64?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 27, 2005, 01:23:31 AM
She was in the middle of a sex change.

Who should be the next mod/admin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:25:30 AM
you!

how would you describe me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 27, 2005, 01:28:32 AM
Yellow hair, big pink dress, high voice, and with a crown.

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Am I the prettiest of them all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:30:14 AM
well, im a brunette and i just lost my voice 10 minutes ago, tee hee!

i am the prettiest of them ALL!

who is the handsomest of them all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 01:39:45 AM
Well, I haven't bathed in weeks, my teeth are turning brown, I have a beard of pimples...


It's ME of course!

I'm going to go kill Daisy. Wanna help?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:45:24 AM
LOL, you, aye?

of course...i think she's trying to steal mario's heart!

i think link and peach are a cute couple. i did a few screenshots on ssbm. who think they are?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 01:54:15 AM
Not me.

Does anyone here want to start a campaign to save Princess Daisy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:54:55 AM
naw...but a campaign to abandon her would be nice.

how bout a campaign to save luigi from me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 01:58:46 AM
Sure!

Can it be a Save-Luigi-and-simultaneously-kill-Daisy campaign?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:59:42 AM
okay!!!!!!

do i like pink to much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 02:28:02 AM
Maybe, but maybe you should like red more.

Does anyone here want to team up with Daisy and get rid of the real threat- Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 04:56:47 AM
No. And Daisy is dead. I ran her off of Mushroom Bridge in MKDD and she and the Rolls-Royce she was in were destroyed.


Are you playing with power?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 05:01:37 AM
No, but I play with fire. *Scalds self* Ouch.

Has anyone here heard of Lano and/or Woodley?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 05:17:22 AM
No.


Do you think you are getting out of that Punch-out!! cartridge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 27, 2005, 09:40:30 AM
... wha?

I named my Groudon Ruby. Is that okay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 27, 2005, 09:54:30 AM
Ruby! ANYTHING BUT RUBY!

Why is Ruby a bad name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 27, 2005, 12:43:47 PM
Because it's red, the color of BLOOD!

Are you contagious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:07:07 PM
ya. i give people the pink flu.

do you like milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 01:41:36 PM
I can't have breakfast without milk.

Di-id we miss a challenge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 02:24:53 PM
maybe.

wanna challenge me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 27, 2005, 05:06:13 PM
Okay. Go, Mikey! *Wartortle appears*

Why'd I name my Wartortle Mikey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 05:07:43 PM
because you like a guy named mikey

what majority of the fungi fourms is female?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 08:04:51 PM
A minority of the majority.

Why does "queue" have 4 silent letters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 08:09:13 PM
just because.

why is your username Bird Person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 27, 2005, 08:27:09 PM
Its not. Its Mr.Melee.

Got milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 11:47:11 PM
naw, im allergic.

should we just call you melee or would you like us to put a handle on it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 12:08:18 AM
We need the handle, it makes Melee easy to carry.

Did I steal this egg nog?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 28, 2005, 12:10:39 AM
Because the "q" told them all to shutup.

Who? What? Where? Why? When? Which?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 12:13:27 AM
You, that, there, because, later, those.

Why didn't ypu go to the right page? WHY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 28, 2005, 12:16:29 AM
Because I don't listen to people that are birds!

What color is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 12:24:24 AM
the type of blue that reminds me of games for the NES.

Do you think that Luigi Simpson is getting out of that Punch-out!! cartridge I trapped him in any time soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 12:30:19 AM
No. Man, that Luigi Simpson is stupid!

If an animal is cruel to you, is that still classified as animal cruelty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 12:41:47 AM
Yes, and you can get arrested for that.

My dog bit me, who's gonna bail me out of jail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 12:49:22 AM
Princess Daisy. Bwa ha ha ha!

Why can't everyone learn that instead of hating Daisy, that we should hate Waluigi instead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 12:55:02 AM
Because Waluigi doesn't say stupid catch phraises all the time.

What? Are you deaf and stupid? I said no.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 01:17:36 AM
No you didn't.

If that's not a direct answer to your question, what are you going to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 28, 2005, 01:22:37 AM
Call the police.

Can you see this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 01:34:56 AM
 Only if I highlight it.

No question  means what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 02:41:16 AM
okay! *dials 911*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 06:49:20 AM
No question...ahhhhh!

What's the number to 911?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 28, 2005, 08:41:12 AM
1-800-U-STUPID

If cars could eat pie, what flavor would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 12:52:33 PM
oil.


if i could eat a car, what kind would i eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 02:05:00 PM
A Mazda.

I named my guinea pig Fluffernut. Will that spawn any naughty jokes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 03:18:22 PM
Yes. You must have been eating a fluffernutter when you named the guinea pig.

Is L real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 04:58:28 PM
Of course! Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to spell "frolic" or "Luigi" or "lollipop" or "lion" or "Julien"...

What am I eating now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 05:00:15 PM
A salad.

What does Polly want?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 28, 2005, 05:20:34 PM
A cracker.

Where can one find such a cracker?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 05:21:09 PM
At Ideal Hotdog.

Are you hungy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 05:22:02 PM
No, but I'm hungry.
What's my grandpa's favourite food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 05:55:45 PM
banana pudding

what's my favorite food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 28, 2005, 06:58:38 PM
Chipmunk Chunks with a Dash of Duck

Enough about food. What's her favorite way to erase graphite from paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 28, 2005, 07:12:24 PM
Waving the paper all around in the air until her arm gets tired.

How many cherries can I fit in my pockets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 28, 2005, 07:17:09 PM
37, but the pocket needs to be shaped into the word bobman.

Wanna have a dance off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 28, 2005, 07:43:13 PM
Twelve.

Want to not have a dance off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 07:49:51 PM
Sure!

Is ROB a hero or villain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 08:04:43 PM
He's a robot overlord.

Why do most words to start a question start with "wh?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 08:35:01 PM
I don't know.

Why did this turn from a Mario topic to other subjects?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 09:43:08 PM
Stupidity and moronicity.


Have you ever eaten a duck from Duck Hunt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 28, 2005, 09:56:37 PM
I like to say that I have...though I don't prefer to retell the story.

What's that in the sky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 28, 2005, 09:57:34 PM
A bird?

Is it a plane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 10:09:49 PM
no, it's a UFO and mario and his crew's in it!

why is luigi so boring sometimes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 28, 2005, 10:51:35 PM
Because he's alway's in Mario's shadow. 

Could Luigi be defined as a "part-time detective" after his little adventure in the haunted mansion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 28, 2005, 10:53:23 PM
If he gets a talking dog who has his own brand of dog biscuits, then he's set!


Shourd we be un-decking the harrs and taking down the horry? Farararara, rara ra ra?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 12:36:02 AM
Shourd we be un-decking the harrs and taking down the horry? Farararara, rara ra ra?

huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 29, 2005, 01:04:42 AM
All the "L"s were replaced with "R"s! 

OMG!

Does this mean the World is over with?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 01:37:18 AM
Possibly...but...probably...

Why does Mario wear a red cap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 01:55:07 AM
because it is a disguise to hide all the blood he gets from squishing goomba's on it.

why does peach wear that oufit in super mario strikers?

http://www.peach-paradise.com/pp/Portals/0/SuperSKa_PictureGallery/378/1046.jpg
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2005, 07:22:36 AM
Because she can.

Can you do the lemur dance? *dances*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 29, 2005, 08:03:54 AM
It stinks.



Are you moronic?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2005, 09:18:31 AM
NOOOO!

Why'd I yell just now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 09:31:17 AM
because you did.

why did my ma just tell me to get off the computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 29, 2005, 02:16:10 PM
Because it's HER turn to chat on TMK!

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 02:42:33 PM
what? my ma doesn't actually use the computer. im her secetary ;)

what should you be when you grow up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 03:49:03 PM
A human.

What if I'm not a human when I grow up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 04:15:03 PM
then you should be a bird.

if im not a nurse when i grow up, what should i be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 29, 2005, 04:20:33 PM
Someone a nurse treats. :)

Does Santa Claus really see you when you're sleeping? o_0
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 04:27:46 PM
naw, he bet not come into my room!

when does everyone get online?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 29, 2005, 04:51:33 PM
When King Kong says so.


What if Wario had a problem with bulimia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 05:08:41 PM
waht?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 29, 2005, 07:53:14 PM
No reply....huh?

What's that smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 09:13:26 PM
the smash bros melee club calling you.

what color is your hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 29, 2005, 09:16:18 PM
I forgot.

What color is your mustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 09:21:45 PM
Yellow!

Are these potatoes the best potatoes in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 09:53:46 PM
Maybe...

What's my name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 09:57:48 PM
naw seeing their rotton.

who like my desktop picture?

http://www.peach-paradise.com/pp/DesktopModules/Repository/MakeThumbnail.aspx?tabid=63&id=15
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 09:59:13 PM
Gracious.

Waht came first, the fly or the larva?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 10:02:52 PM
The buttered toast.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 29, 2005, 10:14:20 PM
Simply because, dear child.

Is the Polar Express wheelchair accesable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 30, 2005, 10:19:03 AM
If you need it, no.

Why does Peach like Princess Peach so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 10:22:24 AM
Princess Peach (Princess toadstool) IS Peach.


Is your favorite console the NES? Answer no and the Empire will blow your planet up with the Death Star!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 30, 2005, 10:24:30 AM
Yes, I like the NES.
I meant pt_peach. She told everyone to call her "Peach".
I'm nostalgic, remember?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 10:39:52 AM
You have saved earth.



Do you like the NES versions of SMB, SMB2, and SMB3 more than SMAS? If you say no, the Empire will blow your planet up with the Death Star!!!! *suspenseful music plays* And Luke won't be there to blow the Death Star up!!!!! *more suspensful music plays* I recorded the Wav myself from NES Empire Strikes Back
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 30, 2005, 12:26:09 PM
I don't know, I've never played any of those games.

Do you like to move it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 12:35:17 PM
I'm wide asleep.

Why not ask an intelligent question and get an intelligent answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 30, 2005, 12:46:10 PM
because the topic says "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer"

get it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 01:04:54 PM
Ja. By the way, earth is destroyed!!!! *Death Star fires beam at earth and destroys it. The earth that you see is a digital one created by the Empire.


Why GiftedGirl? Why??? Why coudln't you just say yes???????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 01:21:05 PM
Because she wasn't asked a yes/no question.

Is Strong Bad totally going out with Pom-Pom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 01:57:22 PM
Totally.

Sort of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 02:18:59 PM
no

Why ins't anyone talking about mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 03:46:32 PM
Because we ran out of Mario questions 47 posts ago (not official and not really that true....this is a stupid answer)!

Does Pikachu have a litterbox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 30, 2005, 05:04:00 PM
yes. ash's hat

does bowser have a litter box?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 05:07:10 PM
Yes, Kamek's robe.

Does Mr. Game & Watch have a litterbox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 05:11:23 PM
Yes the oil can he uses in oil panic

who thinks that this is a bad drawing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 30, 2005, 05:18:41 PM
Ummm... *points at random dude* He does! *runs*

Wait, if the Earth was destroyed, wouldn't we all have exploded with all of everybody's internal organs showing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 05:21:18 PM
No.

Why did I just say No randomly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 30, 2005, 05:44:41 PM
Cause it's illeagle.

Why is it illeagle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on December 30, 2005, 05:46:32 PM
It's a sick eagle.

Which eagle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 05:47:13 PM
a bald eagle

why are they considered "bald"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 05:50:35 PM
Because they have no hair. Duh.

What was in those barels that made DK want to throw them so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 30, 2005, 05:54:35 PM
Bald illeagles.


Why did I spell illegal wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 05:59:42 PM
Because the ill eagle might hurt you if you didn't put him in the question.

If I became a button, would you expect to recieve bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 06:09:13 PM
Not unless I pushed you.

When was the war of 1812?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 06:29:34 PM
1500.......?

Why Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 06:44:09 PM
Well, would you base a game off of somebody who couldn't jump? Didn't think so.

Would you like some green eggs and ham?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 30, 2005, 06:45:50 PM
No I would not, Sam I am not.

Woould you like ham?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 06:55:13 PM
I already asked you. You take it, for I am Sam, I am!

Do you like John Petrucci, the guitarist of Dream Theater?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:02:34 PM
No.

How many time does I have to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:04:42 PM
every time

What is the answer to the universe, evereything, and the world as we know it
(this is a no brainer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:05:16 PM
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,899,999.1 times!

Can you count to one hundred?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:06:49 PM
yes

(BTW the correct answer was 42)

can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:10:02 PM
One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one hundred!

Peek-a-boo! I see you! Can you see me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:10:57 PM
Uh... Yeah.

Why am I even posting on this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:14:47 PM
because you are bored to death and have nothing else to do beside play super mario brothers three is such a cool game and I want to be an proggramer so I can play a card games are so boring is a adj. which describes death is something I hate you when you post these really dumb messages

what was the subject of this message?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 07:15:38 PM
Dukar.

Trivia: Was Lizard Dude Dukar1 or Dukar2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:17:03 PM
Dukar2

who thought the last message i posted was the dumbest thing in the entire world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:17:29 PM
Zzzzzzzzzz-huh?! WHAT?!? WHO'S THERE?!?!?

What's your favorite kind of koopa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:18:36 PM
The flying kind.

Just how bored am I, exactly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:19:26 PM
bored to your heart's content

how does a turtle fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:20:39 PM
You're running around aimlessly on Super Mario 64 DS, hoping you'll run into a paragoomba.

EDIT: Sorry, that was for bobman's question.

Where do you live? How do you spell that? "Bug off!"? What are you trying to tell me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:21:40 PM
Wisconsin

do you want me to answer every qeustion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 07:22:53 PM
Yes.

Do you like chocolate
 that is infested with maggots?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:22:52 PM
Only the one's that have the letter 2,465 in them.


Is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 07:24:12 PM
No, because that has been asked too many times.

Did anyone noticed I posted a millisecond after Khold, yet my post seems to be eariler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:24:42 PM
no

Khold do you want to play mkds RIGHT NOW?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:27:51 PM
I'll play

[wtd]?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:29:39 PM
how about khold?

Btw my friend code is my sig
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:30:52 PM
I lied. I can't play now, too much other stuff to do.

how many trees do I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:31:58 PM
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whats this # in words?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 08:13:42 PM
Fungus.

Can you hear me now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 08:20:22 PM
no

can you hear me now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 08:41:31 PM
No, I still can't hear you.

Lets cut to the chase, WHAT is your middle name?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid