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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: Robert on August 14, 2006, 11:34:10 AM
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As the topic states, you can post your own ideas for new Mario merchandise. I'll start;
FLUDD: As seen in Super Mario Sunshine, FLUDD is now available on toy store shelves everywhere! It's basically a water gun that straps onto your back. All you have to do is pull back the two handles, and you'll be squirting water quicker then you can say "Mario". The box also includes a hover nozzle, which you can use to hover in the air for at least 5 seconds, but only if your under 200lbs. Nintendo is also experimenting with a rocket nozzle that can shoot you 20 feet in the air, and a turbo nozzle that can launch up to speeds of 32 MPH(42 in water). Fludd comes in 3 sizes (small, medium and large) and will retail at a price of $59.99.
Mario Bobble heads: Highly detailed bobble heads based on the popular Mario franchise (obviously). These awesome looking bobble heads will be sure to make any washer or dryer a lot more exciting! Series 1 includes Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Bowser and Donkey Kong. Series 2 would include Wario, Waluigi, Koopa troopa (red and green shelled), Bowser Jr. and Toad. Each one costs $4.95.
Mario chess set: Since Nintendo knew a "Mario chess" game really wouldn't catch on, they decided to release a Mario themed chess set out to the market. As an added twist, each figure has a button that, when pressed, will make them say a phrase. Each character comes equipped with 3 phrases. The chess set comes with 32 pieces, one board and costs $12.05
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Do each of the pawns have 3 seperate sayings???!
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Do each of the pawns have 3 seperate sayings???!
Oh, no. The pawns each say the exact same things.
Also, I have a new idea;
Blooper sponges: Basically, they're sponges in the shape of bloopers(those squid enemies). However, when you squize it's head, Dishsoap, shampoo, oil or whatever you put in it's head squirts out. Perfect for washing dishes! Each pack includes 3 sponges and costs $5.99
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Mario + Lego
It's been done, I know--but have you seen it? C'mon!
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Mario Monopoly! Oh wait......
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I have some new ideas:
Mini Mario toy: Remember those mini Marios from MvsDK? This is basically just that. He's 16 inches tall, 7 inches wide and extremely adorable! He even has a wind up key on his back, which, when fully wound up, will make him walk in a straight line. Pushing down on his head causes him to speak 1 of his 7 phrases. He even comes in a plastic sphere, just like in the game! He costs $17.99. Trust me, he'll have you ohhing and awwing over his cuteness in no time!
Mario operation: It's operation, with a Super Mario twist! All the items have been replaced with things like Koopa shells and mushrooms. All of which you have to pick from Mario, himself! Actually, forget this idea. It's too gross to elaborate on.
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Looks like someone doesn't read Nintendo power! what about megavitamins? cure any disiese! $200.00 for one bottle.
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A picture's worth 1,000 words.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwheresdezzer.googlepages.com%2Fmariosharpies.jpg&hash=52790cb93aa872e1cde9814c821acc94)
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I've seen an actual D.K. bobblehead. It was a collectable that came with with my GBA. I kind of regret giving it to my brother-in-law, but not very much, since D.K. seems to be his main MK racer. I don't regret it enough to wish I didn't give it to him.
RC Mario Kart .........wait. I've seen those at my local Software Etc.
Many of the big merchandise ideas were done back in the late 80's during the original Mario Mania.
Paper Mario stick puppets!
And now for some Spaceballs humor:
Bowser the flamethrower! *shoots fire from a flamethrower with a Bowser head as the nozzle* The kids love that one.
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Bob-Ombs!! Wind them up and watch them explode! Great for 4th of july! Can be used only once though, 1 buck for each, they are 7 inches tall, and 5 wide.
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^ Yeah! I like the ravioli idea. I bet Mario's ravioli is the best in the world.
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Screech wins.
Also:
Mario karts: No, these are not the Mario kart RC cars you find in toy stores. These are the real deal. Actual, life-sized, fully functional Mario stylized Go-karts. Most of them from MKDS, these karts can reach top speeds of 40 MPH! It even comes with three green koopa shells, one red koopa shell and one Banana peel. What more can want? There are four in all, each one costs $72.99.
Mario blue star ointment: Eww... no. Just, no.
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New, from Glock handguns...the Mario Glock! It's a regular Glock, but with fun-filled themes such as Mario, Luigi, Gangsta Mario, Gangsta Luigi, Italian Mario (oh, wait) and Salty Lemonade! (?) And the bullets are special red and green hollow-point rounds filled with FLUDD, so now they not only cause serious injury, but also spray you with crap. Only $79.99 from the Wal-Mart kid's aisle.
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I'd buy that, if the bullets had bullet bill faces on them.
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Screech, if they ever make such a thing, let me know. My drains get clogged a lot because I have a bad habit of squeezing the toothpaste into the sink and missing my toothbrush (that happens when you just get out of bed). I use Liquid Plumber now, but that stuff looks like it might be even better.
How about an actual shield like the one the star gives you in Mario Kart? That way you can go through barriers, barrels, signs, orange cones, other cars, buildings, etc.
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It doesn't give you a shield, it makes you invincible! It's like, you're your own shield!
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A Starman cannot be made by human hands. They are sentient beings found in the Star World, high above the Mushroom Kingdom.
Anyway, DK-brand Bananas. You can by 'em by the barrel.
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A live yoshi, keep him as a pet! 5000 bucks!
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Haha, I like how SushieBoy just cuts to the chase.
As opposed to, say, a telephone with Mario's face plastered on it, I generally enjoy merchandise that looks like it would belong in the Mushroom Kingdom. Also, I don't like it when something is easily reproducible--say, a button or a plastic sign. It just seems less special.
Bearing that in mind, I would love the opportunity to purchase a music box from SMB3. That would be cool to me. Also, for some reason I've always pictured them kind of big, so they'd have to be about a cubic foot in size... I'm writing this on my to-do list, in case I'm ever in a situation where I have access to woodworking tools...
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Yoshis are people too, you can't just catch one and keep it on a leash. Just ask the one next door.
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What about...
Mario Paint?! =D
Honestly, I'd like some good paint so I can paint case mod some of my NES consoles.
I like the idea of the Mini Marios though.
Maybe a little smaller, at a dollar each.
Each one has a tab in the front and in the back, and you can hook them up so they follow each other =\
Like a Mini Mario Conga Line.
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Your wiffleball game's on the line. What do you want to hit with...a baseball bat? A tree trunk? A boomerang? A magic wand? A bone? AN OVERSIZED BOXING GLOVE~?
With Mario Superstar Baseball wiffle ball bats, the choice is yours! Available in over 40 different designs.
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Fire Flower Brand Seeds(TM).They grow chia pets that are shaped like the Mario Charicter and more possably a Power-Up! Fafire Flower! Costs $5.00. And Super Mushrooms. Exactly like any mushroom except it's picked straght from the Mushroom Kingdom;)!
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How about Tickle Me Mario? I'm a tad bit surprised nobody's said that yet...
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Nintendo official Blue Shells!!!1: Just like the real thing, these porcelian Blue Hsells home in on whichever one of your friends is doing best in any game, then...BAM!! Great for those winning streaks in Checkers, Molopoly or Tiddlywinks.
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Whomp Dominoes: Dominoes, except made to look like Whomps. Perfect if you couldn't afford any video games this Christmas!
Mario Piranha(sp?) plants: You plant a seed that was included in "Mario Piranha(sp?) plant caretaker set", and watch it grow over the course of 4-6 weeks. They're so cute! Perfect for younger children*!
*Piranha plants will begin to bite viciously 2 days after birth.
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Smell bad? (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/Mariodorant.JPG)
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What the crap?
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"It's the all New Super Yoshi costume! Have a horse? Now you can ride in style! Put the costume on your equine and your ready to go!"
DISCLAIMER: Nintendo is not responsible for any heckling, disgrace or making you look like an idiot.
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What the crap?
Tough crowd. How about THIS (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/DrMario.JPG)?
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Mario & Luigi's Pizza Rolls! Smell the taste of success when you eat these great pizza rolls! Mario & Luigi's Pizza Rolls, they're so good You'll be eating them for hours! Also available, Egg Scoopa Koopa Sandwiches, They're so good you'll be cluckin' mad after eating them!