Author Topic: "M" rated mario game (Read 11869 times)

The Koopa King · « **on:** April 29, 2001, 06:16:00 PM »

Give me some ideas on a "M" rated Mario
game!They better cool though

Im the real Bowser

Fryguy64 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2001, 05:17:26 AM »

Well, Conker's BFD was an awesome game, not just for the blood, sick humour and twisted objectives, but also because it's a bloody good game as well.

As unlikely as "mature" Mario is likely to be, it'd be cool if the enemies screamed and swore when you beat them up. I can imagine Mario beating Bowser over the head with a hammer with a painful "crick" and lotsa blood. Mmm-mm, delightful.

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Plumber · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2001, 04:20:37 PM »

How about a steamy cutscene when Mario saves the princess? ;p

ParaTroppaCaption · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2001, 05:48:09 PM »

if theres a god that will never happen

"PARATROOPA'S, ATTACK"

billy chilly · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2001, 09:50:20 PM »

Aahhh. . . The possibilities for a raunchy Mario game are both endless and hilarious. . .

Mario throws a fireball at a goomba, the goomba, now ablaze, starts running around screaming: "AAAAAHHHHH!! AAAAHHHHH!! F*CK YOU MARIO!! AAAHHH!! WHY GOD!?"

The Koopa Kids=7 reptilian Eric Cartmans. :D

Wario putting out his cigar on Waluigi's tongue.

Birdo putting that big snout to . . .uh . . . "use."

Yoshi realistically chomping away at Shy-Guys, ripping off their heads and tearing off limbs.

Lakitu looking down girls' shirts from his cloud.

He-he! >D

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Sanctus Yago · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2001, 11:04:24 PM »

You know, THAT'S why I want a Lakitu's Cloud!!! ;D
Hehehehh...
Well... That Fired Goomba would be fun...
Mario won't have s.ex with Peach, they don't have chimestry. Luigi maybe... In SMB movie, he falls in love with Daisy, who is like Peach in the movie. The MK Princess... Yeah, I think they both would make a good couple. I really don't think Mario could like Peach in that way, and viceversa. I think it's just friendship.
My point is: Mario-Peach is not a good couple. Luigi-Peach is.
Think about it. Oh, yes, and: Don't you people think that the Mario Bros. are too old for Peach? They look 40, and she looks 25!

Now, talking about something else (we say "Changing the subjet" here, but I don't know the expression in English), I made a homework... a Draw homework... or is it Plastic Homework? How do you say it?
Anyway, for the school I had to make a draw in wich the lines of what is close have to be thick, the ones who are far, have to be thin. Well, I drew a relaxed Mario shooting fireballs to a Venus Firetrap and stomping on a Goomba with one foot at the same time. I've got an Excellent. Cool! :)
Well, I remembered it because the firetrap is burning, not dissapearing, like in the game. So... it's like that fired Goomba.
I can email you the pic if you want to, but anyway I'll send it to Fan Art.

Well, going back to the subject... "M" rated Mario...
" Mario starts walking. Suddenly, a weird winged-turtle appears. It looks mean. So Mario take it by its wings, puts his foot on its body and manually cuttes them off.
BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!!! The Koopa Troopa starts crying and screaming while Mario has red blood all over his blue overalls. He drops off the wings near the Koopa Troopa.
When the Koopa T. is screaming for mercy (MERCY!! MEEEEERCY, PLEASE!!! AHHHOAHHH, PLEASE!!), Mario jumps high (NOOOO!! PLEASE, DOOOOON'T!! NOOOOOOO!) and stomps on the Koopa Troopa (BUMP! AAAHHHHH! Ahhaahh... AAaaaAAargghhh...). It was like exploding a filled-of-red blood-and-bones-and-green skin Mexician piñata. (GGgggGhhhhh...).
Mario keeps going (Nike commercial -- Buy Nike!), but then there is this weird metal cubic block, floating at the height of Mario plus the height of Mario's head.
That weird block has a '?' sign on it, and its flashing. Mario punches it with all his strenght: he breaks his hand (OOoouuchh!!).
But the cube is also damaged, and a weird-looking flashing flower grows from it. Mario is going to climb to the top of the block and get the flower, but then, a weird-looking mushroom-like fanged creature appears.
"It looks mean", thinks Mario. "

I could go on, but I think you got my point, right? Also, this post is becoming big. But I can go on with it if you ask me to, you can also go on...

KinopioToad · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2001, 02:23:54 PM »

I think mario would squish peach.now luigi on the other hand...besides are peach and daisy THAT realistic??anywhoo....
It would be cool if mario and/or luigi jumped on a koopa troopa's shell and he was NAKED and he's like go to H*** mario you fa*!Or if a boo can go through walls, can he go through girls?And Then as mario has peach and luigi has daisy??Maybe there could be more.Like Toad and Vanna T. Or wario(or waluigi)with valetina(scary)We will never see the valentina one but Toad and Vanna T. who knows...

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The Koopa King · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2001, 02:33:56 PM »

Well heres my idea of a "M" rated Mario game.

Mario:Wassup-a-Bowser
Bowser:*looking the other way*......oh yeah..
Mario:hello???
Bowser:WHAT!!!I mean wassup
Mario:I came here to save-a-princess peach!
Bowser:Really,now that just f*ckin surprizing!
Mario:Yeah-a-F*ckin,whatever just give me the
****-a-princess.
Bowser:Well......*drinks a beer*
Mario:damit!Tell me
BowserALRIGHT!!!She over there.
Mario:Oh......*mumbles*b*stard
Peach:God damit,what the f*ck took you so long.
Mario:hey your not peach!
*goombas jump out of the fake peach costume*
Mario:oh sh*t
Mario jump up and stomp one of the goombas and blood squirts out of every direction.
Then he sets one of the goombas on fire and it burn away and all what is left of it is its skull.
Then Mario calls yoshi and yoshi rips the last goomba in to little pieces then yoshi begins to slurp up the blood.

.....To be continued.....
cause.....i got to go to the restroom,yeah thats it,i got to go to restroom

Im the real Bowser

Bowser Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2001, 03:00:18 PM »

Here`s my idea:

Mario is walking along with Luigi when Waluigi and Wario jump out. They enter a big big fight and Mario throw`s Wario into the Lava, Wario arise`s and goes "You mother ****ing B sterd, my ass! Ahh my ass!, its on fire! AHHH!!!!!" Then Wario let`s a steaming flaming fart on Luigi but he dodge`s and it hit`s Waluigi. Both Wario and Waluigi fall down off the cliff. They start walking up the wall and climbing alot of vine`s, at the top is the Castle of Bowser. They enter, you have to fight Bowser and his new partner Wowser.

After a few second`s Bowser introduce`s his brother Wowser. Wowser is like Bowser only purple and bigger. "Prepare Mario!" say`s both koop king`s. They climb on top of each other and fart, the 2 fart cloud`s combine into a huge one and hit Luigi AND Mario.

Mario get`s a fire flower while Bowser and Wowser are charging up the next fart. Then Yoshi and come`s riding over and jump`s away with Luigi. Bowser and Wowser blast their MEGA FART ATTACK and Mario shoot`s a fire ball on it. Yoshi grab`s Mario and they fly out of the Castle. The castle explode`s in ruin`s. "Woo hoo! That`s-a ****in` cool!" say`s Mario. "Hell-a yea! And-a smell`s-a like-a the time-a you messed up-a the toilet!" laugh`s Luigi. Then Yoshi say`s "Uh oh, uhh where`s Princess Peach?". Mario and Luigi look at each other and say at the same time "A ****-a, guess we-a gotta go get that-a whore-a! Let`s-a go!", then the screen fade`s and the title come`s up. The title is, well I dunno, you guy`s choose a title for this M rated game! I g2g.

The Koopa King · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2001, 03:09:19 PM »

The title is SMB's Bad Plumbing day......no that would be copying from Conkers BFD.hmmmmm....how about
SMB64 2.Return of Wart

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Mario Maniac · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2001, 07:32:05 AM »

Ha ha ha! That's some funny **** you guys are writing!

Here's my idea...

Mario was walking through the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom when he came upon a strange purple Warp Pipe. When he looked inside it, a gigantic Piranha Plant popped out and started chomping on his head!

MARIO: Ahhh! God **** it! Let go of me you ****ing *******!

BLOOD SPURTED EVERYWHERE as he screamed and tried to escape from the menacing jaws of the deadly Piranha Plant. Luigi heard the cries of his beloved brother and rushed to save him.

LUIGI: Wholy ****! Mario, don't worry, I'll save you!

Luigi grabbed the Plant by it's roots and yanked it out of the Pipe. He then took a buzz saw and chopped it to bits. (BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!) But he accidentally forgot to get Mario out from the Piranha Plant's jaws, so Mario was chopped up as well...

It sounds really gross, but that's what this topic is about isn't it?

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It is I, the great Mario Maniac!

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 5/3/01 6:32:41 AM

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2001, 07:47:03 AM »

I've got another idea...

Super Mario Bros. For Mature Players

When Mario and Luigi get to Bowser's castle, they see Peach tied up to a giant Chain Chomp who is as drunk as an insane horse. Bowser then appears, standing atop a large pillar. Bowser was smoking a fat cigar and was drinking a whiskey mixed with rum soda.

BOWSER: Bwa ha ha! You ****ing Mario Bros. think you can kick my scaily ass? Ha! I think not!

Bowser then flicked his cigar at the 2 Bros. and it lit the curtain that was next to them on fire!

LUIGI: Oh ****!

Mario jumped into the air and prepared to land on top of Bowser.

MARIO: Prepare to meet your maker!

Mario missed and flew right into the Chain Chomp. which was so drunk by now, that it bit off Mario's left hand and burped.

Blood flew everywhere as Mario screamed in pain.

MARIO: Ahhh1 You son of a *****! What the **** did you do to my hand?

Mario fell to the ground and grabbed his arm.
Blood spurted everywhere as he screamed and wiggled like a torchered worm.

Peach screamed at the top of her lungs out to Luigi, who was hiding away in a corner.

PEACH: Luigi! Get over here and save me. You scaredy piece of ****!

Luigi looked up and replied with an equally vulgar comment.

LUIGI: Ah, put a cork in it you stupid slut! I wouldn't save you if you were the last ***** on earth! So go screw a Shy Guy!

Peach then became furious at Luigi and took out her hair spray. She sprayed a mist of poisonous gas out into the air. Bowser sniffed the air and grinned.

BOWSER: Humph. That **** doesn't do a thing to my lungs... KILL THE MARIO BROS. CHAIN CHOMP!

Chain Chomp then went after Mario and ripped off his head. BLASHICK! Mario died immediatley.

Luigi then went over to Bowser and grabbed him by the tail. He swung him around with all his might and tossed Bowser into the lava. Bowser screamed as he sank into the blistering depths of Hell.

BOWSER: I can't believe it! You little *******! You finally killed me!

Lugi then killed the Chain Chomp by putting a stick of TNT into it's mough and blowing it to pieces. But unfortunately, Peach was still trapped within the Chain Chomp's mouth and she too was killed...

LUIGI: Oh **** it! I should of saved her sorry ass before I killed that ball of ****!

A little too long, huh?
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Sega and Nintendo both rule!

It is I, the great Mario Maniac!

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 5/3/2001 6:51:38 AM

Mega 2 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2001, 03:22:12 PM »

Mario Maniac-I think you may be confused. The new game coming out for Nintendo Gamecube is "Luigi's Mansion," not "Luigi Manson." : )

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Bowser Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2001, 06:01:11 PM »

Super Mario Bros.: Mario goes M!

Go to:

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Go to "Mario goes M", someone I know in real life sent something in. Go check it out!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2002, 06:04:49 AM »

You...people...are...sick...why is the midnight reviver reviving this topic? Sheesh you guy's are so SICK!!! Why don't you just go ahead and draw a Mario hentai????? and this isn't funny...not funny......now I've got the heebie-jeebies......I need a mushroom to calm my nerves.................if you guy's really want an "M" rated Mario game send it into Microsoft......I'm sure if you told Shigeru Miyamoto he would tell you to p*ss of and take your sick minds somewhere else...........girls are nice,yes,but not like THAT.....sheesh!!!! Deezer delete this topic!!! Please!!!! it's gross,imature,and gives mario a bad NAME!!!!!!!! SHEESH!!!!

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