Author Topic: "M" rated mario game (Read 11870 times)

Min-T · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2002, 06:51:41 AM »

eewwwwww.......I thought "M" stood for "M"ario,but I didn't realize what it really stood for 'till it was to late...from now on I'm wearing turtle-necks*darts eyes across the sky to make sure there are no Lakitu's tring to "sneak a peak"*

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The Luigi Fan · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2002, 07:37:43 AM »

You guys are really the worst of the bunch. You have just slanderd and made a mockery of Mario, who has entertained many generations with his fun, easy to learn platform and action games, and probably dirtied the minds of other innocent fans. If this happens, God I swear that Nintendo will recieve no support for me at all.

Mario is a cultural icon for friendly and wholesome games. HE needs not be like what you Sick Ba***** have made him in this topic. I wish that the moderator of this Mario respecting forum would ban the H*** of you all to Kingdom Come!!!!!!

If Mario has fans like theese, who needs critics.

The younger shall surpass the older.

CeleTheRef · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2002, 08:41:24 AM »

ok, my two eurocents:

A cool "M" Mario game would be a normal Mario game, but with a REALLY SPLATTER SECRET which can be discovered when... well, start looking in mario sunshine :P

let's make lil kids play Mario... and at a certain point BOOOM a sudden weird scary thing makes him swear "I will NEVER play videogames anymore...."

LOL joking

It's-a penalty kick!

Cele the Ref

frostbite · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2002, 04:55:07 PM »

HA! Sanctus Yago agrees with me about their ages!

CashCrazed · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2002, 08:51:27 PM »

I don't think Nintendo would hurt much worse by making that kind of Mario game, after making Conker's BFD. Here's what I think the main characters should be.

Mario - used to be a woman, just changed last letter of name from A to O
Luigi - does hookers
Peach - is a hooker
Yoshi - drug dealer
Wario - does pot
Waluigi - flasher
Bowser - Peach's pimp
Daisy - porn star
Toad - gigolo
Boo - se.x offender
Hammer Bros. - gay couple, gives each other hand jobs
Goomba - jacks off in public
Koopa - hermaphrodite
Bob-omb - used as vibrating se.x toy
Pirahna Plant - gives free blow jobs

This game would probably need a higher rating than AO, most likely X! A game for all the sick-minded Mario fans out there.

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Mario:Hey I''ve-a been working here for-a 20 years a-now, and I''m still a-getting paid 8 a-bucks an hour. What the f***''s up with that!?
Miyamoto:You get free board anyway. You don''t see Luigi or Wario complaining, now do you?
Mario:They a-just don''t care. Luigi justs spends a-it all on a-doin'' hookers, but a-now Wario might a-want more since he rediscovered-a the wonderful world of-a marijuana yesterday!
Miyamoto:Not again! He only managed to quit a year ago!

superclownman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2002, 10:01:11 PM »

A) what is midnight reviver.
B)blood an d gore shouldn't be in the same land as mario
C) I'm going to leave sick you guys till i'm really 13!!!! ha ha ha ha oh I crack me up

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Toddathon · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2002, 04:44:14 PM »

Cashcrazed, you are a funny little b*stard!

I had an idea a while ago, to make a game about Mario's past called "Mario's 19th Year" This is where he drinks, has s.ex with Peach, and him and Bowser put on the Drunken Show, and Koopa the Quick is tipsy! The Hammer Bros. and the Hand jobs was funny. Perhaps, Toad can pick up chicks, then get a b.oner in his pants, and well, the rest writes itself! Goombas can be jumped on, and blood sprays everywhere. Then you see two piranha plants making out, and one blooper on the other, and they are "mating". Wario can smoke cigars, and so can Waluigi. Then they get caught on fire, and jump in water. Luigi gets tipsy, and then Yoshi tongues strangers, the horny little devil.

Although an M Mario game probably wouldn't happen, it's nice to see ideas, and that there might be an M Mario game. If it's so for babies (I don't agree) they should make one for adults!

Igiwalui · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2002, 06:09:02 PM »

Actually, there are a HUGE number of ***ual refrences in Paper Mario. Here, have some dialogue.

Peach: Wanna go on my private balcony?
Mario nods his head very fastly.

As you can see, if the dialogue goes unchecked, a small plot twist can change the whole factor of the game. Like some beer at the end-party at Paper Mario...

Super Mario Sunshine is being released a week after my birthday! BOOYAKA! Sure, you people would be dissappointed, but me... I''m different!

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smb allstars master · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2002, 09:01:28 PM »

yeah CashCrazed does have some really funny ****, if you can handle it.

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00boo · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2002, 09:21:22 PM »

you wierd sick $^%$^%^crashcrazed

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2002, 01:55:15 PM »

How could Goomba jack off?

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2002, 01:55:28 PM »

How could a Goomba jack off?

smb allstars master · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2002, 06:02:46 PM »

well, we dont know EXACTLY what a goomba is intended to be, but.....well, ill leave it to your imagination??

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I can get you the MARIO AND ZELDA CARTOONS!!!go to my "get the mario and zelda cartoons FREE!!!!" topic and request what episodes you want!!!

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CashCrazed · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2002, 08:48:54 PM »

He could use the Bob-omb.

Toddathon · « **Reply #29 on:** May 02, 2002, 04:44:17 PM »

Hammers up the @$$ from the Hammer Bros! Anyway, I think it would be interesting if Toad (being a little guy and all) wore a rapper's chain and smoked a cigar, and got ladies twice the size of him to have some FUN!