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« Reply #600 on: March 31, 2010, 05:17:40 AM »
I am the one, camouflage and guns
Risk my life to keep my people from harm
Authority vested in me,
I sacrifice with my brothers in arms

Through this doorway, what's on the other side?
Never knowing exactly what I'll find,
Locked and loaded, voices screaming
"Let's go! Come on, do it, here we go!"

I'll take a life that others may live
Oh, it's just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head,
Where it'll end nobody knows

I take a life ten others may live
Oh, that's just the way it goes
It's playing over and over in my head,
Where it'll end nobody knows

Stay the course, reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
Smoke and dust, enemies are crushed,
Nothing left where a man once stood

Through this doorway, what's on the other side?
Never knowing exactly what I'll find,
Locked and loaded, voices screaming
"Let's go," but I'm just doing what I'm told

I'll take a life that others may live
Oh, that's just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head,
Where it'll end nobody knows

I take this life ten others may live
Oh, that's just the way it goes
It's playing over and over in my head,
Where it begins and
Where it'll end nobody knows

Go!
Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!

Bang bang, it hammers in my head
Bang bang, it hammers in my head
Bang bang, it hammers in my head
In my head, in my head...

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of
Death, I will fear no evil: for Thou are with me
Locked and loaded gonna find my truth
Now I'm busting through, all hell breaks loose

And you can all hide behind your desks now!
And you can cry "teacher come help me!"
Through you all, my aim's true!
My aim's true!

My aim's true...
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #601 on: April 03, 2010, 08:44:48 AM »
Bet none of you can guess what this is a parody of!

Say your prayers
Honey bun
If you think love's fun
Soon your torment's begun
A psycho ex
No more sex
Alimony checks
Should've married a nun

Hope the bar's still open
You're Seagram's ***** tonight

LOVE'S - A - LIE
CU - PID - DIE
TAKE - THAT - BOW
Shove it up your candy hole!

God of love?
What BS!
God of bowel distress
And Johnwaynebobbittness
Run like hell
Till that nut
Pops a cap in your butt
And your heart is a mess

Sleep tonight with no one
Blow up that doll with pride

AS - TRO - GLIDE
SELF - AP - PLIED
CU - PID'S - TRASH
Kick his little pansy ass!

[Pastor] "With this ring I do thee take"
[Couple] "With this bling I duty fake"
[Pastor] "I swear all others to forsake"
[Couple] "I'll swear if it's a huge mistake"
[Pastor] "Through richer, poorer, better, worse"
[Couple] "Through in-laws, fights, affairs, and worse"
[Pastor] "Until my life has run its course"
[Couple] "Till death, annulment, or divorce"

Hush, Mrs Trump, please don't say a word
Trophies are better seen than heard
You didn't wed for cash you swear
Sure - You love your homeboy's hair

E - ROS - BITES
LOVE'S - A - FRIGHT
YOU'VE - BEEN - SCAMMED

VAL - EN - TINE'S
SPENT - ON - LINE
CU - PID - SUCKS
Kick his little naked butt!

« Reply #602 on: April 04, 2010, 05:36:48 PM »
Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry Cause I'm right here, right here, right here,
right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my loving on the run

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Wanna shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home
You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #603 on: April 07, 2010, 07:09:13 AM »
One of my friend's e-mail addresses borrows a line from that song.

Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light
Just don't forget to think about me
And I won't forget you
"I'll write you once a week", she said

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off?
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kickoff
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything
But I'd go through hell for you and

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me

I'll think about the times
She kissed me after class
And she put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in her locker?

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #604 on: April 07, 2010, 05:21:47 PM »
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #605 on: April 08, 2010, 08:41:01 PM »
One of my friend's e-mail addresses borrows a line from that song.

If his address involves "space cowboy" or "gangester of love", this friend loses 50 creativity points.


You get a shiver in the dark
It's raining in the park but meantime
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
A band is blowin' Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music ring

And now you step inside but you don't see too many faces
Comin' in out of the rain you hear the jazz go down
Competition in other places
Oh but the horns they blowin' that sound
Way on down south, way on down south London town

You check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords
Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't wanna make it cry or sing
Yes and an old guitar is all he can afford
When he gets up under the lights to play his thing

And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene
He's got a daytime job, he's doin' alright
He can play the honky tonk like anything
Savin' it up for Friday night
With the Sultans... with the Sultans of Swing

And a crowd of young boys they're fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles
They don't give a [darn] about any trumpet playing band
It ain't what they call rock and roll
And the Sultans... yeah, the Sultans play Creole

And then the man he steps right up to the microphone
And says at last just as the time bell rings
'Goodnight, now it's time to go home'
And he makes it fast with one more thing
'We are the Sultans... We are the Sultans of Swing'
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #606 on: April 09, 2010, 07:13:50 AM »
If his address involves "space cowboy" or "gangester of love", this friend loses 50 creativity points.
"Pompitous of Love", actually.

She's a rebel, she's a saint
She's the salt of the earth and she's dangerous
She's a rebel, vigilante
Missing link on the brink of destruction
From Chicago to Toronto
She's the one that they call old Whatsername
She's the symbol of resistance
And she's holding on my heart like a hand grenade

Is she dreaming what I'm thinking?
Is she the mother of all bombs gonna detonate?
Is she trouble like I'm trouble?
Make it a double twist of fate or a melody that
She sings the revolution
The dawning of our lives
She brings this liberation
That I just can't define
Well, nothing comes to mind

She sings the revolution
The dawning of our lives
She brings this liberation
That I just can't define
Well, nothing comes to mind

She's a rebel, she's a saint
She's the salt of the earth and she's dangerous
She's a rebel, vigilante
Missing link on the brink of destruction
She's a rebel, she's a saint
She's the salt of the earth and she's dangerous
She's a rebel, vigilante
Missing link on the brink of destruction

She's a rebel, she's a rebel, she's a rebel
And she's dangerous
She's a rebel, she's a rebel, she's a rebel
And she's dangerous.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #607 on: April 09, 2010, 10:27:38 AM »
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #608 on: April 10, 2010, 08:05:05 PM »
Take away the sensation inside
Bittersweet migraine in my head
It's like a throbbing toothache of the mind
I can't take this feeling anymore

Drain the pressure from the swelling
This sensation's overwhelming
Give me a long kiss goodnight
And everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing
So give me novacaine

Out of body and out of mind
Kiss the demons out of my dreams
I get the funny feeling, that’s alright
Jimmy says it's better than air
I’ll tell you what

Drain the pressure from the swelling
This sensation's overwhelming
Give me a long kiss goodnight
And everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing
So give me novacaine

Drain the pressure from the swelling
This sensation's overwhelming
Give me a long kiss goodnight
And everything will be alright
Tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing
So give me novacaine.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #609 on: April 10, 2010, 09:12:10 PM »
Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.

And Jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching
From his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken
Long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone
And you want to travel with him
And you want to travel blind
And you think maybe you'll trust him
For he's touched your perfect body with his mind.

Now Suzanne takes your hand
And she leads you to the river
She is wearing rags and feathers
From Salvation Army counters
And the sun pours down like honey
On our lady of the harbour
And she shows you where to look
Among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #610 on: April 12, 2010, 04:07:46 PM »
Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER

What you wanna do is...
What you wanna do is just...
Break the mood and you'll see the truth UH HUH!
This is the theme of *G* coming through baby!
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER

Power to you peeps,
Power for the Dreams,
Though missing piece carry so incomplete (I can't make out the next bit)
Much so/muscle pretty, the soldier from underground
See how easy they overyell (what the ****!? XD)
Diggin' through the core to see the light
Let's get of here, peep - that's the way to survive
Yo I top off the hat, I'm on the set
Do the impossible, who got you on a bet?
Because alot of things change, making way the people think(?)
If you want to get by, NO PAIN NO GAIN
Wow, they just want to test the game
Sorry, my rhyme's going to stunt your brain, yaw
I'm so sorry with my straight-up skill, we gonna
Making it happen with a crazy rap skill
Get ready to rumble, now is the time, UH HUH!
If you don't know, now you know

You'll rock for this

Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER

What you wanna do is...
What you wanna do is just...
Break the mood and you'll see the truth UH HUH!
This is the theme of *G* coming through baby!
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER
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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #612 on: April 13, 2010, 06:39:52 AM »
Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure

Oh, therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
Nobody's perfect, and I stand accused
For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #613 on: April 23, 2010, 06:43:20 PM »
I think this thread's rules should be changed so that the next person must name the song. If it's named incorrectly, people need to keep trying to guess the song name. Anyway,

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'til their judgment day comes
Yeah!

Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgment, God is calling
On their knees the war pig's crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings
Oh lord yeah!

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #614 on: April 23, 2010, 07:24:04 PM »
Break through the undertow, your hands I can't seem to find,
Pollution burns my tongue, cough words I can't speak so I

Stop my struggling, then I float to the surface,
Fill my lungs with air, then let it out

I give it all, now there's a reason why I sing,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me

Rock bottoms where we live, and still we dig these trenches,
To bury ourselves in them, backs breaking under tension

For far too long these voices, muffled by distances,
It's time to come to our senses, up from the dirt

We give it all, now there's a reason why I sing,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me

Breathe (breathe), the air we give (give), the life we live (live), our pulses racing distances,
(breathe) so wet my tongue (give), break into song (live), through seas of competition

So please believe your eyes, a sacrifice,
Is not what we had in our minds,
I'm coming home tonight, home tonight

We give it all, now there's a reason why I sing,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me

Today I offer all myself to this I'm living for my dying wish,
I give it all, now there's a reason, there's a reason, to give it all
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