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kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #210 on: September 27, 2008, 09:50:27 AM »
Wormy- Friend Song:

A friend is a friend
'Til the end of the end,
That's forever and a day.
Stay by your side,
Won't hear me say goodbye,
Come what may,
'Cause that's
What friends do.
'Cause that's
What friends do.
'Cause that's
What friends do.
'Cause that's
What friends do.


ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #211 on: October 16, 2008, 04:20:14 PM »
Ugly apparition, God's gift to oxygen
The puffed-up immortal son
How they love him 'cause he'll become
The ghost at number one

How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be a loaded gun?
How does it feel
Inside a chamber packed with **** and spite?

Sure life's no cherry but a cupcake for the meek (shootupbopbop)
So he shoots up his poison
Until the frosting tastes so sweet (Like a valen....tiiiiiiiiiiiine)
Yeah he's givin' it all he's got the king of rebels hit the jackpot
But his finish line was an artistic flop
Even the critics can't outrun
The ghost at number one

How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be a chalkline dollar sign
How does it feel
Up at the address all the widows write?

Mrs. Lynn the fruit of your labour
Gives us a savior, nappy superstar.
To you we bid congratulations, to him adulation.
A blessed life begun
For the ghost at number one.

How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be a visionary poet
How does it feel
To pack a pen with vinegar and insight
How does it feel
To be the only one?
How does it feel
To be the only one that knows that you're right?
How does it feel
To be so deep down underground?
How does it feel
To be the only one who knows you've been buried alive?

Mrs Lynn the fruit of your labour
Gives us a savior.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #212 on: February 15, 2009, 07:54:18 PM »
Happiness is a warm gun...
Bang bang, shoot shoot
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #213 on: February 15, 2009, 08:09:47 PM »
You are now officially my honorary friend.

This song isn't stuck in my head, per se, but I find myself singing it in the shower all the same...

It's alright
to tell me
what you think
about me
I won't try
to argue
or hold it
against you
I know that
you're leaving
you must have
your reasons
The season
is calling
your pictures
are falling down

The steps that
I retrace
the sad look
on your face
The timing
and structure
did you hear
he f***ed her?
A day late
a buck short
I'm writing
the report
On losing
and failing
when I move
I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe
I'll see you
at a movie
sneak preview
You'll show up
and walk by
on the arm
of that guy
And I'll smile
and you'll wave
we'll pretend
it's okay
The charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back

And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And you've been there for too long
To face this on your own
Well I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #214 on: February 15, 2009, 11:14:44 PM »
lyrics

In my eyes, you've won the thread. By the way, are you aware they've recently got back together?

Anyway:



I said the joker is a wanted man
He makes his way all across the land
See him sifting through the sand
So I'll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief in the night
He's always laughing in the midst of power
Always living in the final hour
There is always sweet in sour
So we are not goin' home

Can you see the joker flying over
As she's standing in the field of clover
Watching out everyday, I wonder what would happen if ya took her away

What you see, well you might not know
You get the feelin' comin' after the glow
The vagabond is moving slow
So I'll tell you all the story 'bout the joker and the thief in the night
All the people that you see in the night
Hold their dreams up to the light
The wild beast is searching for sight
And we are not goin' home

Can you see the joker flying over
As she's standing in the field of clover
Watching out everyday, I wonder what would happen if ya took her away

[Solo]

I said the joker is a wanted man
He makes his way all across the land
See him sifting through the sand
So I'll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief, I said
I'll tell you the story 'bout the the joker and the thief, I said
I'll tell you the story 'bout the the joker and the thief in the night
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #215 on: February 15, 2009, 11:28:10 PM »
Sharp Dressed Man, by ZZ TOP

_______________________________________________
Clean shirt, new shoes

And I don't know where I'm goin' to

Silk suit, black tie

I don't need a reason why

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man



Gold watch, diamond ring

I ain't missin' a single thing

And cufflinks, stick pin

When I step out I'm gonna do you in

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man



Top coat, top hat

I don't worry coz my wallet's fat

Black shades, white gloves

Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
_____________________________________________________________
I like to call this The Obama Song.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #216 on: February 16, 2009, 07:09:10 AM »
By the way, are you aware they've recently got back together?
They broke up? Well, I suppose a band member being in a plane crash will do that to you... or was it because of something else? I wouldn't know; I'm not a fan, per se, but I like 2/3 of their songs I've consciously heard (I've heard three).

Okay, it's not stuck in my head as much as it used to be, but I'm still belting out the first two parts in the shower...

Hey,
Don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out,
Or looked down on.
Just try your best,
Try everything you can.
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)

Hey,
You know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better on your own, (on your own)
So don't buy in.
Live right now.
Yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough (good enough)
For someone else.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)

Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out, (feel left out)
Or looked down on.
Just do your best, (just do your best)
Do everything you can. (do everything you can)
And don't you worry what their bitter hearts (bitter hearts)
Are gonna say.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Shyguy92

  • Ridicules
« Reply #217 on: February 26, 2009, 05:11:29 PM »
Happiness is a warm gun...
Bang bang, shoot shoot
She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
When I hold you in my arms
(Ooooooooohhh, oh yeah!)
And when I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
-Yes it is, it's a warm gun!
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Yeeeaahhh!
"it's always the present"

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #218 on: February 26, 2009, 05:26:16 PM »
SUDDEN SUBJECT CHANGE!

Let's see if you can beat this rap!


All right, we're here, just sitting in the car
I want you to show me if you can get far

Step on the gas
Step on the brakes
Now step on the gas

When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam
No pause in between, come on, let's jam

Step on the gas
Step on the brakes
Step on the brakes
Step on the gas

I'm glad you know which way to go
But it ain't gonna stop me, here we go

Check and turn the signal to the right
Now turn to the right
Check and turn the signal to the left
Now turn to the left

Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car!
We got an emergency, can't you see?

Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess What
Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess What
I forgot to close the door

Now just don't forget
This ain't Kung Fu, come on again!

Check and turn the signal to the right
Step on the gas
Now turn to the right
Check and turn the signal to the left
Step on the gas
Now turn to the left

Step on the brakes
Do you know why we stopped the car again?
That's because you just got your license.
No! I don't want that!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #219 on: February 26, 2009, 05:31:05 PM »
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!

It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
Said I would be your slave, follow wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars

And watched the dinosaur, I watched the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody watch the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody watch the dinosaur

Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!

*One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty's torch
Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared
But where was his beard?????*

A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar

I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur

Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
Goom goom acka-lacka lacka goom
Goom goom acka-lacka Goomba!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #220 on: February 26, 2009, 08:55:32 PM »
YES. How much of that is in the movie, again? I'm sorry to say it's been a while since I've watched it.

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth?
Yes.
Will he offer me his teeth?
Yes.
Wlll he offer me his jaws?
Yes.
Will he offer me his hunger?
Yes.
Again, will he offer me his hunger?
Yes.
And will he starve without me?
Yes.
And does he love me?
Yes.
Yes.
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes.
I bet you say that to all the boys.

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
There was fog crawling over the sand
When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning
I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands
Aw, you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste

You hold me so close that my knees grow weak
But my soul is flying high above the ground
I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginning to grin
Ooh, we're finally alone and we can do what we want to
The night is young
And ain't no one gonna know where you
No one gonna know where you
No one's gonna know where you've been

Aw, you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment to waste

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh--it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #221 on: February 26, 2009, 09:02:06 PM »
Take a melody
Simple as can be
Give it some words and
Sweet harmony
Raise your voices
All day long now
Love grows strong now
Sing a melody of love,
Of love
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #222 on: February 26, 2009, 10:35:48 PM »
Well there's a nice, simple song.

You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I'm only hoping that you're home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

C.C. Pick up that guitar and talk to me!

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-ins
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more more more more
Down the basement
And lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me
And baby
Talk dirty to me
And baby
Talk dirty to me

That's the way I like it, baby
When you talk to me
Ooh, yeah.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #223 on: February 27, 2009, 01:30:37 AM »
YES. How much of that is in the movie, again? I'm sorry to say it's been a while since I've watched it.
It's actually kind of a mix of the original Was (Not Was) lyrics and the George Clinton and the Goombas club mix that's in the movie proper. It's the way I'd sing it if I ever karaoked it.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #224 on: February 27, 2009, 02:58:25 PM »
Well just plug me in just like I was Eddie Harris,
You're eatin' crazy cheeze like you would would think I'm from Paris,
You know I get fly, you think I get high,
You know that I'm gone and I'm gonna tell yall why
So tell me who are you dissin'
Maybe I'm missin' the reason that you're
Smilin' or wildin' so listen
In my head I just wanna take 'em down
Imagination set loose and I wanna shake 'em down
Let if flow like a mudslide
When I get on I like to ride and glide
I got depth of perception in my text yall
I get props at my mention cause I vex yall
So whatcha whatcha whatcha want
I get so funny with with the money that ya flaunt
I said where'd you get your information from huh?
You think that you can front when revelation comes?

Yeah, you can't front on that

Well they call me Mike D the ever lovin' man
I'm like Spooney G well I'm the metropolitician
You scream and you holla 'bout my Chevy Impala
But the sweat is gettin' wet around the ring around your collar.
Like a dream I'm flowing without no stoppin'
Sweeter than a cherry pie with Ready Whip toppin'
Goin' from Mic to Mic kickin' it wall to wall
Well I'll be callin' out you people like casting call
Well it's whack when you're jacked in the back of my ride
With your know with your flow when you're out gettin' by
Believe me I'm what you see is what you get
And you see me I'm comin' off as you can bet
Well I think I'm losin' my mind this time
This time I'm losin' my mind that's right said
I think I'm losin' my mind this time this time
I'm losin' my mind.

Yeah, you can't front on that.

But little do you know about something that I talk about
I'm tired of drivin' it's due time that I walk about
But in the mean time I'm wise to the demise
Got eyes in the back of my head so realize
Well I'm doctor Spock I'm here to rock yall
I want you off the wall if you're playin' the wall
I said whatcha whatcha whatcha want
I said whatcha whatcha whatcha want
Yo suckers write me checks and then they bounce
So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount
See I'm the long leaner Victor the Cleaner
I'm the illest motha****a from here to Gardena
I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl a hot sauce
You got the rhyme and reason but got no cause
Well if you're hot to trot you think you're slicker than grease
I got news for you crews you'll be suckin' like a leech

Yeah, you can't front on that.

So whatcha whatcha whatcha want
every

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