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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #240 on: March 14, 2009, 08:59:26 AM »
(It was deleted by a mod at user request, not by Sapphira.)

Nighttime lady
She says maybe
In the all-night laundromat
Wait one minute
I have seen her
She's a billionaire

She was a hotel detective
But now she's gotten promoted
I don't think it was the money
She didn't care about expensive things
No furs or pearls or fancy cars or diamond rings

She was a hotel detective
But now she's better-connected
She didn't have to change anything
Just the stencil on her window
She used to be quite a lady
She drove the underworld crazy
But now she goes insane in a way when it suits her occupation
She read that motel directive
It told her she was defective
I guess she found an easier way up the ladder and she took it
Now that lady is running the world

Is she lonely?
She's the only girl
In this back alleyway
Will she shoot you?
She won't have to
You're already dead

She was a hotel detective
But now she's gotten promoted
I don't think it was the money
She didn't care about expensive things
No furs or pearls or fancy cars or diamond rings

She was a hotel detective
But now she's better-connected
She didn't have to change anything
Just the stencil on her window
She used to be quite a lady
She drove the underworld crazy
But now she goes insane in a way when it suits her occupation
She read that motel directive
It told her she was defective
I guess she found an easier way up the ladder and she took it
Now that lady is running the world

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #241 on: March 14, 2009, 11:44:06 AM »
User request? Who, and why?
every

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #242 on: March 15, 2009, 06:51:36 PM »
Watchmen wins for having this song in it.

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence.

Fools said I, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the signs said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whispered in the sounds of silence.
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

Shyguy92

  • Ridicules
« Reply #243 on: March 15, 2009, 07:02:09 PM »
Let my inspiration flow in token rhyme, suggesting rhythm,
That will not forsake you, till my tale is told and done.
While the firelights aglow, strange shadows from the flames will grow,
Till things we've never seen will seem familiar.

Shadows of a sailor, forming winds both foul and fair all swarm.
Down in carlisle, he loved a lady many years ago.
Here beside him stands a man, a soldier from the looks of him,
Who came through many fights, but lost at love.

While the story teller speaks, a door within the fire creaks;
Suddenly flies open, and a girl is standing there.
Eyes alight, with glowing hair, all that fancy paints as fair,
She takes her fan and throws it, in the lions den.

Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?
I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance.
The sailor gave at least a try, the soldier being much too wise,
Strategy was his strength, and not disaster.

The sailor, coming out again, the lady fairly leapt at him.
Thats how it stands today. you decide if he was wise.
The story teller makes no choice. soon you will not hear his voice.
His job is to shed light, and not to master.

Since the end is never told, we pay the teller off in gold,
In hopes he will return, but he cannot be bought or sold.

Terrapin station

Inspiration, move me brightly. light the song with sense and color;
Hold away despair, more than this I will not ask.
Faced with mysteries dark and vast, statements just seem vain at last.
Some rise, some fall, some climb, to get to terrapin.

Counting stars by candlelight, all are dim but one is bright;
The spiral light of venus, rising first and shining best,
On, from the northwest corner, of a brand new crescent moon,
While crickets and cicadas sing, a rare and different tune,
Terrapin station.

In the shadow of the moon, terrapin station.
And I know well get there soon, terrapin station.
I cant figure out, terrapin, if its the end or beginning, terrapin,
But the trains put its brakes on, terrapin,
And the whistle is screaming, terrapin.

Terrapin station - at the siding

While you were gone, these faces filled with darkness.
The obvious was hidden. with nothing to believe in,

Sullen wings of fortune beat like rain.
You're back in terrapin for good or ill again, for good or ill again.
"it's always the present"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #244 on: March 15, 2009, 07:55:08 PM »
(It was deleted by a mod at user request, not by Sapphira.)
1) How did you learn that?
2) Which member, exactly? (And yes, it is my business, especially considering how ironic that deletion was. Heck, I didn't even know for sure if you could delete posts or not until now.)

Huh huh haaa
Pump it
Huh huh haaa
And pump it (louder)
pump it (louder)
pump it (louder)
pump it (louder)

Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right

N*ggers wanna hate on us (who)
N*ggers be envy us (who)
And I know why they hating on us (why)
Cause our style's so fabulous (what)
I'm be real on us (common)
Nobody got none on us (no)
Girls be all on us, from London back down to the US (S, S)

We rocking it (contagious), monkey business (outrageous)
Just confess, your girl admits that we da s**t

F-R-E-S-H we (fresh)
D-E-F, that's right we def (rock)
We definite B-E-P, we rapping it
So, turn it up (turn it up)
So, turn it up (turn it up)
Common baby, just

Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)

And say, oh oh e oh oh
Say, oh oh e oh oh
(Yo yo)

Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right

(Yo, check this out right here)
Dude wanna hate on us (dude)
Dude need to ease on up (dude)
Dude wanna act on up
But dude get shut like flavor shut (shut down)
Chicks say, she ain't down
But chick backstage when we in town (ha)
She like man on drunk (fool)
She wanna hit n' run (errs)
Yeah, that's the speed
That's what we do
That's who we be
B-L-A-C-K -E-Y-E-D-P to the E, then the A to the S
When we play you shake your a**
(Shake it shake it) shake it girl
Make sure you don't break it, girl
(Cause we gonna)

Turn it up (turn it up)
Turn it up (turn it up)
Come'on baby, just
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)

And say, oh oh e oh oh
Say, oh oh e oh oh
(Yo yo)

Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right

d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)
d**n!! (d**n!!)

Oooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Apl. de ap. from Philippines
Live and direct rocking this scene
Breaking on down for the B-boys
And B-girls waiting to do their thing
Pump it, louder come on
Don't stop and keep it goin'
Do it lets get it on
Move it

Come on, baby, do it

La-da-di-da-da-di-die
On the stere-ere-ereo
Let those speakers blow your mind
(Blow my mind, baby)
So let it go, let it go
Here we go
La-da-di-da-da-di-die (common, we're there)
On the rad-adi-adi-io
This systems got me feel so fi(ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei)ne

Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)
Pump it(louder)

And say, oh oh e oh oh
Say, oh oh e oh oh
(Yo, yo)
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right


It's such a dumb song, but it has a certain je ne sais quoi.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #245 on: March 21, 2009, 04:48:54 PM »
t's always the same
always ashamed story telling
when I can't come in
To a hopeless troglodyte
But one more time
my answer stands
I swear I mean "no offense"
But you better learn to read
it's all 'bout membership
Hey, for you young & old
Ugly girls and boys
I put you on my list
And make you clap to this
Mayhem, I just don't need that trip
And only one can win
And soon you're saying different

D.V.N.O.
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am
[x2]

Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all know I'm coming
I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

D.V.N.O.
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am
[x2]

Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all know I'm coming
I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

D.V.N.O.
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am
[x4]

[Bass solo]
every

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #246 on: March 21, 2009, 08:14:57 PM »
Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell what will I find (will I find)
Lay me on the ground
Fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find (will I find)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)
Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

I'm going to let it shine
I'm going to let it shine
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
Yeah yeah heavens little light gonna shine on me
It's gonna shine, shine on me
It's gonna shine, come on and shine


Yes, I am perfectly aware of the now-macabre connotations of this song.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #247 on: March 22, 2009, 05:44:01 PM »
Thank you, Glorb. I had been looking for the lyrics to that song.

When I was 103
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for chorus girls named Cupcake O'Leary
They would sit on my knee
They were repelled by me
When I was 103

When i was the square root of a negative number
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for dodecahedrons in a state of quantum uncertainty
We would have sexual intercourse
While at the same time we would not have sexual intercourse
When i was the square root of a negative number

When I was Maggie Thatcher
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for catfights with Joey Heatherton
And the Trilateral Commission
We would pull each other's hair
It was a very good year

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #248 on: March 22, 2009, 06:18:27 PM »
“Tut, Tut!”
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.)
“Tut, Tut!”
(Check your punctuation.)

Anybody, wonder what you’re up against?
You get clucked at. Dense: your best defense,
you jest. Relent! You’re too bright not to do it.
I go “foopth” on that (an onomato-poo-ic).
And while I’m on the topic of Frontalot’s tongue,
I should mention that it’s knotted but it comes undone,
and as it unravels, the cluck emits.
The discipline in your ear, stuck in your head like a hit (goes):

“Tut, Tut!”
“Tut, Tut!”

Listening to hit records led to your sad state.
You ought to take talk seriously. Put it to pate
and it’ll seep in. That’s my supposition.
And I suppose, in subjunction, if it did, I’d listen
to what you said next for once.
It’s imperative! Take off the hat! The dunce
needs it back and Front’s on track to your brain.
Seek now to retrain. The nerdcore refrain (goes):

“Tut, Tut!”
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.)
“Tut, Tut!”
(Check your punctuation.)

Quit arguing! You need your verbs to agree
with their subjects’ relative plurality,
and I cannot believe grad school let you go
when flunking is the only present participle that you know.
Setting my flow by the modal auxiliary, yo:
I should, shall and ought to aim the artillery
so high overhead. Struggle to rise.
One day, issue. The syllable that I emphasize (goes):

“Tut, Tut!”
“Tut, Tut!”

I will throw tuts at inelegant couplets.
You want to talk at me? You need more than luck, wits
and charm when the tongue comes clucking
every line you lay down, every error you tuck in.
It’s true I’ve been guilty on more than a song.
I don’t preach how I practice, and that’s lifelong.
If it’s mine, I’m gone; can’t reverse engineer it.
But when y’all f*** it up, me and I get to hear it.

“Tut, Tut!”
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.)
“Tut, Tut!”
(Check your punctuation.)
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

« Reply #249 on: March 22, 2009, 07:15:45 PM »
Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell what will I find (will I find)
Lay me on the ground
Fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find (will I find)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)
Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me will love be there (love be there)

Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

I'm going to let it shine
I'm going to let it shine
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
Yeah yeah heavens little light gonna shine on me
It's gonna shine, shine on me
It's gonna shine, come on and shine

Yes, I am perfectly aware of the now-macabre connotations of this song.


Collective Soul's Shine!  Love it!

Here's mine:

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #250 on: March 23, 2009, 02:27:45 PM »
Collective Soul's Shine!  Love it!
The quote button! Love it!

But seriously, I've only really heard the Weird Al version of that.


To the sheltered simpleton who nixed my last metal song, this one's for you:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's wearing on my mind, I'm speaking all my doubts aloud
You rob a dead man's grave, then flaunt it like you did create

If I hit bottom and everything's gone
In the great mississippi, please drown me and run

Its digging time again, youre nurturing the weakest trend

Those with the heart and the brain to get past this
Can spot a pathetic without even asking

F**k your magazine, and f**k the long dead plastic scene
Pierce a new hole, if hell was in
You'd give your soul

The great southern trendkill
Thats right,
The great southern trendkill

Buy it at a store, from MTV to on the floor
You look just like a star, it's proof you don't know who you are

Its bulls**t time again, you'll save the world within!
Your trend

Politically relieved, your product sold and well received
The right words spoken gold, if I was God you'd sell your soul to...

The great southern trendkill
Thats right,
The great southern trendkill
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #251 on: March 23, 2009, 10:32:36 PM »
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #252 on: March 23, 2009, 10:35:38 PM »
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
No, they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

In my backpack I got my act right in case you act quite difficult
And your resolve weaken, with anger and discontent
Some are seeking and searching like Nimoy
I'm a peace-loving decoy ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under
Impulsive don't ask why or wonder
Orders given to me is "strike" and I'm thunder
with lightning fast reflexes on constant alert
from the constant hurt that seems limitless with no drop in pressure
Seems like everybody's out to test ya 'til they see your break
You can't conceal the hate that consumes you
I'm the reason why you fill up your Isuzu
Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a 90 days visit and I'm filled with guilt, from things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle, mine's from a canteen
At night I hear the shots ring, so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life, it seems to get cheaper
Out in the desert with my street sweeper
"The war is over", so said the speaker with the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance

(I need a gun to keep myself from harm...)
every

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #253 on: March 24, 2009, 07:03:43 AM »
Props to Rao for that last one.

[Spoken]
Oh wow, man!
Wait a second, man--Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
My butt, man!

T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

[Spoken]
Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man!

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

Oh man, I think the clock is slow...
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #254 on: May 02, 2009, 07:57:38 PM »
THE TARANTULA
TIME FOR THE MASSIVE COME SING YA
THE TARANTULA
DONT PLAY WIT MY STYLE I MIGHT STING YA
THE TARANTULA
YOU WANT ME INJECT ME BACTERIA
AND IF YA BODY GOIN STIFF AND YA SPINE GOIN NUMB
THEN COME FI GET SOME

MASSIVE! TIME TO FIX YA UP SOMETIN HERE RIGHT NOW!

SHOTTA, HITTA, SERIAL KILLA
GO-A TO YA FUNERAL AND ALL DRINK OUT YA LIQUOR
WHEN YOU ARE BURIED WE A-STAND NEXT TO THA VICAR
FLING ON SOME DIRT AND MAKE YOU BURY A LITTLE QUICKA
SHOULDNT TEST THE YOUTH 'EM IN THA TOMMY HILFIGER
HUG UP YA MAMA SAY SORRY TO YA POPPA
ALL-A GET A NUMBA FOR YA LITTLE SISTA
IT TRUE WE COLD LIKE ALASKA, FREEZA
every

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