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« Reply #450 on: December 16, 2009, 10:48:26 PM »
So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over
If you want it
War is over
If you want it...
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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #451 on: December 17, 2009, 07:57:16 AM »
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

It's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday!
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #452 on: December 17, 2009, 09:14:35 PM »
Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #453 on: December 17, 2009, 09:36:41 PM »
"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from

Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.
Had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines.

So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.

Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!

Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would've been good to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?
No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree.

Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.

Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
'Cause it's r-s-v-p
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites.
Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn't go,

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time.

A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh [darn]! Guess what I forgot?

So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending! "

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #454 on: December 21, 2009, 07:52:17 AM »
In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American Dream
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on Highway 9
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected, and steppin' out over the line
Baby, this town rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause tramps like us--baby, we were born to run

Wendy, let me in, I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
And strap your hands 'cross my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run till we drop, baby, we'll never go back
Will you walk with me out on the wire
'Cause baby, I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta find out how it feels
I want to know if love is wild girl, I want to know if love is real

Beyond the palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you, Wendy, on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss

The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide
Together, Wendy, we'll live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
Someday girl, I don't know when we're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and we'll walk in the sun
But 'til then, tramps like us--baby, we were born to run!
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #455 on: December 21, 2009, 01:12:12 PM »
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I want a yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #456 on: December 21, 2009, 11:16:44 PM »
Yeah, Santa Claus
Where have you been?
I've been waiting here
Just to let you in
Yeah, Santa Claus
What you got on your back?
Is there something for me inside that sack?

I want a brand new car
A twangy guitar
A cute little honey
And lots of money
Santa Claus
Won't you tell me, please?
What you gonna put under my Christmas tree?

And he just said
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'

Yeah, Santa Claus
I've been waitin' oh so long
Now don't you, don't you do me wrong

I want a brand new car
A twangy guitar
A cute little honey
And lots of money
Santa Claus
Oh, won't you tell me, please?
What you gonna put under my Christmas tree?

And he just said
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'

Oh no
Oh no no no
Nothin' for Christmas
No
Oh no
I got nothin' for Christmas
No no
Oh no
I get nothin' at Christmas time

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #457 on: December 22, 2009, 09:16:33 AM »
Alright!
We're gettin' funny in the back of my car
I'm sorry honey if I took you just a little too far, yes
Uh, too, too far
 
Uh, so I, I told the fellas out behind the bar
So let me tell you honey just how fine you are, yes
I guess you are

You see I'm beggin' you please
(Beggin' you baby, beggin' on my bended knees)
Sayin' I can't wait to feel your love tonight, ooh

Seen you drivin' up and down my road
I tell you honey you're the prettiest girl I know, yes
Uh, that's for sure
 
But uh, better use it up before it gets old, no
I tell you honey now you've let your life grow cold, no
Uh, no, no, no
I'm-a beggin' you
(Beggin' you baby, beggin' on my bended knees)

I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait, I can't wait) Whoo!

Well, I been workin' since a ten of nine
I tell you sugar by midnight I'll be fly'n'
Flyin' high

Whoo, we'll hit the town we'll have a hell of a time
I tell you honey by morning you'll be mine, yes
All mine

You know I'm beggin' you baby
(Beggin' you baby, beggin on my bended knees)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait, I can't wait)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your lovin' tonight
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your lovin' tonight, aw no
(I can't wait to feel your love tonight)
I can't wait to feel your love love love love tonight, aw, wah wah
(I can't wait, I can't wait)
I can't wait to feel your love tonight


The urge to sing this on GH:VH is overpowering.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #458 on: December 22, 2009, 10:30:20 AM »
[Lil Wayne]
Hey lil mama, I can transform ya
I can’t dance but I can dance on ya,
Swizz on the beats, Chris move ya feet,
And baby I can transform ya him to a me,
I can change you life, make it so new,
Make you never want to go back to the old you,
Ciroc and lime, give it a lil time,
and she can transform like Optimus Prime

[Chris Brown]
Need a ride I can Range you up,
Money i can change you up,
You can ride your own, no longer be the passenger,
Swag low I build you up,
Knees we can stand you up,
Red lips, red dress, like em like a fire truck,

What you need, you can have that,
My black card they won’t decline that,
See potential in ya,
Let me mould that,

I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can transform ya,
I can transform ya,
Anything ya want, I can get it for ya,
You're my baby girl, shoulda known I did it for ya,
I can trans
I can trans
I can transform ya

Shoes you got it (got it)
Bags you got it (got it),
Cars you got it (got it),
Money still got it (got it),
I can transform ya, I can transform ya,
Anything you want I can (I can) get it for ya,

See me in the video you can have it really though,
Iced out everything, like an eskimo,
Wanna fly, we can go, anywhere you wanna go,
Jimmy Choos in Italy, Louie V in Tokyo,

Something like Pinnochio, if you lie down imma grow,
Wanna see me do it big, I can show you how it goes,
Take you from an amateur to being professional,
I can have you swag surfing

What you need, you can have that,
My black card
See potential in ya,
Let me mould that

I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can transform ya,
I can transform ya,
Anything ya want, I can get it for ya,
You're my baby girl, shoulda known I did it for ya,
I can trans
I can trans
I can transform ya

[Lil Wayne]
Ok,
I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can turn you from a human to a Carter,
Take you off the bench and turn ya to a starter,
Then take you home and put you on a charger,
Then (then) my cars transforms to a charter,
And we can fly to wherever you ever thought of,
Hehe, I take you to wherever its warmer,
Then I gotta rip off your dress like a warm up,
Hehe, but I'm just getting warmed up,
Sotell your man he better get his Vltron up,
Itransform her to a Ducati and then I transform me to a Bugatti,
Cs her form puts me in a trance,
I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants,
Swizz on the Beats, Chris move ya feet
and we can transform a good girl to a freak

I can transform ya like a Transformer,
I can transform ya,
I can transform ya,
Anything ya want, I can get it for ya,
You're my baby girl, shoulda known I did it for ya,
I can trans
I can trans
I can transform ya
every

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #459 on: December 22, 2009, 02:13:02 PM »
Fly into the rising sun,
Faces, smiling everyone
Yeah, she is a whole new tradition
I feel it in my heart

My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
My woman from Tokyo
She's so good to me

Talk about her like a queen
Dancing in a eastern dream
Yeah, she makes me feel like a river
That carries me away

My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
My woman from Tokyo
She's so good to me

But I'm at home and I just don't belong...

So far away from the garden we love
She is what moves in the soul of a dove
Soon I shall see just how black was my night
When we're alone in her city of light

Rising from the neon gloom
Shining like a crazy moon
Yeah, she turns me on like a fire
I get high

My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
My woman from Tokyo
She's so good to me
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #460 on: December 22, 2009, 02:40:01 PM »
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' 'bout half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No", was all he said.

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but my friend can stick around."

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just old Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, won't you stay and keep Anna Lee company?"

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.

Catch a cannon ball now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low, and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, and you can put the load right on me.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #461 on: December 22, 2009, 05:01:05 PM »
Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Well she asked me not to tease her
When she stuck her head in the freezer
Then she asked for a thousand bucks
So she could get her tummy tucked

Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Well she looked like quite a fright
When she dressed like Vanna White
And she opened all the windows up last night

Play it, Momma

(guitar solo)

Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Although it started to snow
She threw open the living room door
And her face looked kinda blotchy
Like she'd seen the ghost of Liberace

Well I think Mommy's goin' through menopause
Because of all the things I saw last night
Well she changed her hair color again
Like the cover of a Harlequin
And she laughed at her high school yearbook
Cried when she took a second look
I hitched a ride to Panama last night



No one's home for Christmas
We've all gone separate ways
Dad woke up at the Lion's Club
And Mommy's in Hawaii
Sister got lost shopping
And the cousins have pinkeye
No one's home for Christmas
Except my cat and I

Play it, Sophie

(someone, presumably the cat, plays piano)

We hung our socks by the litterbox
And drank up from beneath the Christmas tree
We ate a box of catnip
And Jimmy Stewart made us cry
We read Luke 2 together
Just my cat and I
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 05:04:49 PM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #462 on: December 22, 2009, 07:58:10 PM »
When they turn the pages of history
When these days have passed long ago
Will they read of us with sadness
For the seeds that we let grow?
We turned our gaze
From the castles in the distance
Eyes cast down
On the path of least resistance

Cities full of hatred, fear and lies
Withered hearts and cruel, tormented eyes
Scheming demons dressed in kingly guise
Beating down the multitude and
Scoffing at the wise

The hypocrites are slandering
The sacred halls of Truth
Ancient nobles showering
Their bitterness on youth
Can't we find the minds that made us strong?
Can't we learn to feel what's right
And what's wrong?
What's wrong?

Cities full of hatred, fear and lies
Withered hearts and cruel, tormented eyes
Scheming demons dressed in kingly guise
Beating down the multitude and
Scoffing at the wise
Can't we raise our eyes and make a start?
Can't we find the minds to lead us
Closer to the Heart?

And incidentally,
I by no means intend to diss anyone's favorite songs, but the two on this page so far just happen to be ones that kind of annoy me.
I just today realized that both of those songs are songs which have covers that I like better than the originals.
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #463 on: December 22, 2009, 11:59:33 PM »
Oh? Who did the covers?

Jack's okay
and he's back, okay
He's alright
Let's shout
make a fuss
scream it out!
Whee!
Jack is back now, everyone sing
In our town of Halloween

What's this? What's this?
I haven't got a clue
What's this? Why it's completely new
What's this? Must be a Christmas thing
What's this? It's really very strange!
This is Halloween, Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?
What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?

My dearest friend... if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
Where we can gaze into the stars
And sit together
Now and forever
For it is plain, as anyone can see
We're simply meant to be...


This was on TV earlier this evening, and I managed to watch most of it. Good movie, good score, but I can't help but think that, with this song absent--or at least the last part--we could've been spared a lot of embarassing Hot Topic apparel.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #464 on: December 23, 2009, 05:13:53 PM »
First one to make a CSI reference dies.


We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again

Change it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fall that's all
But the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie

There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Is now the parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
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