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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale 3  (Read 45215 times)

The Chef

  • Super
« on: May 11, 2011, 05:02:55 PM »
Feh. I got bored. Let's do another one of these...

After pulling down his pants and farting a mighty fart, Mario went out for a walk with his friends.

« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 05:07:08 PM »
Mario was arrested for public indecency shortly thereafter.
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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 07:56:49 PM »
"Look," said Toad, a...

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 09:53:39 PM »
...humble member of the Toad species.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 11:05:01 PM »
Nobody looked.
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 11:34:14 PM »
Then a hurricane swallowed all the Mario characters.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 03:44:11 AM »
Except Waluigi.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 05:02:25 AM »
Waluigi was safe in his tiny apartment eating cold pizza.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 06:36:04 AM »
Then he ate a pretzel.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 08:01:07 AM »
But when Waluigi looked out his window and saw that his friends (and enemies) had disappeared, something stirred within him.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 09:46:21 AM »
That something was a great feeling of aloneness, akin to how Henry Bemis felt in Time Enough at Last.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 02:14:53 PM »
To counteract this overwhelming feeling of loneliness, Waluigi began arguing with people on the internet about things that don't actually matter.
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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2011, 02:49:06 PM »
Due to constantly starting flame wars, he was eventually banned from at least 34 different internet forums and suspended from 27.

« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 02:50:04 PM »
Waluigi became an emo.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 02:59:09 PM »
Then he used Omnislash to kill Sephiroth and save the world.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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