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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #120 on: March 04, 2004, 03:32:54 PM »
Because they are fools and they love each other.
What's the base word for nasty?

My other signature is a Porsche.
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Forest Guy

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« Reply #121 on: March 04, 2004, 05:15:50 PM »
Sadib is the root of it.

Why does perfume smell so bad?

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« Reply #122 on: March 04, 2004, 07:06:02 PM »
Because it's made of camel snot.


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.


« Reply #123 on: March 04, 2004, 08:23:24 PM »
Depends if the other personalities are willing to do it.

Are 99% kids allowed to drink Juicy Juice?

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
This is a secret coded message.

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« Reply #124 on: March 05, 2004, 09:02:02 PM »
Of course not.

If you can regurgitate something, wouldn't you have to have gurgitated it once already?



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Forest Guy

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« Reply #125 on: March 05, 2004, 09:13:35 PM »
Yes.

Why are slime molds not popular pets?

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« Reply #126 on: March 05, 2004, 09:23:00 PM »
They would be, but dealers try to pass off mutts as pure breeds, and science cannot yet tell the difference.

Where my hat is at?
Let me away from this boulder!

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« Reply #127 on: March 05, 2004, 09:51:00 PM »
Double post...



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« Reply #128 on: March 05, 2004, 09:51:15 PM »
Your hat is at Fat Pat's.



What is the speed of dark?



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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #129 on: March 06, 2004, 07:04:41 PM »
Dark has no speed it is the absence of light, like cold is the absence of heat.

What did the priest say to the rabbi?

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Forest Guy

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« Reply #130 on: March 06, 2004, 07:13:47 PM »
He said "Hello."

What's black and white and red all over?

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« Reply #131 on: March 06, 2004, 07:36:47 PM »
A zebra with red polka-dots.

Why is plastic explosives?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #132 on: March 06, 2004, 08:24:35 PM »
Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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« Reply #133 on: March 06, 2004, 08:24:47 PM »
Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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« Reply #134 on: March 06, 2004, 09:16:15 PM »
9.

What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.

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