First, you get a Super Mario 64 Cartridge. Then put it in a toaster at exactly 70ยบ. Then, wait for 5 min.
Remove cartridge without oven mitts, or it will instantly melt. Put the cartridge in the N64 upside down. It should play an unaired episode of Friends.
When Joey says, "Oh, that dog of mine!" reset the game. If you do it before the line, Macho Man Randy Savage will arise from his grave and piledrive you from Empire State Building. When you have reseted, Super Mario 64 will finally start playing.
When Mario says, "Press start to play," press the super secret select button instead. The game will start regardless, but the file screen will be purple instead of yellow. Pick file 2. Don't pick any other file or your nose.
The game should start straight inside the castle. Talk to Toad. If he says, "Jimmy gee Willikers, Mario! I can't find my wallet," then you're doing fine.
Get at least 42 stars. Then, go to the castle courtyard. Stare at the star statue for 5 minutes. The game will then tell you to stop staring at a piece of stone.
Attach your 64DD if you haven't already. Insert Mario Artist DD: Paint into the 64DD.
You should see a picture of the statue. Draw an L on the star. Return to Super Mario 64 by pressing all the C buttons at the same time twice. Link will then appear.
Oh wait, you were suppose to make the L green. Silly me. If you already made the L green, Luigi should then appear. Talk to him to play as him, but you can only play the game for 3 days before the cartridge is transformed into Superman 64.
Or you could just buy Super Mario 64 DS.
How many people do you think will actually try this?
