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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: dc804 on September 11, 2009, 05:28:01 PM

Title: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.
Post by: dc804 on September 11, 2009, 05:28:01 PM

We have all played 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer'.

But I thought it would be lawlsome to receive completely illogical answer to great questions. You should know how to play. If you don't, the rules are simple to 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' except for the question being smart. After answering the question, you ask your own question.

Lets start.

Why do so many people frown against gay marriage?

Title: Re: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.
Post by: TEM on September 11, 2009, 06:07:00 PM

Butt sex.

Why do the terrorists hate our freedom so much?

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Post by: WarpRattler on September 11, 2009, 06:21:15 PM

Butt sex.

Why do people insist on destroying natural beauty?

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Post by: dc804 on September 11, 2009, 07:10:41 PM

Hooker parties.

Where did the citizens of Roanoke go?

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Post by: Weegee on September 11, 2009, 07:47:50 PM

For some KFC.

How many licks does it take to reach the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 11, 2009, 08:26:29 PM

The same licks it takes to get to the center of your mom.

Should marijuana be legalized?

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Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 11, 2009, 08:42:58 PM

Yeah, Grass is super-effective against boredom.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 11, 2009, 08:50:10 PM

The egg obviously. Breakfast comes before lunch.

Should guns be outlawed?

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Post by: Weegee on September 11, 2009, 08:55:19 PM

Stupid people should be outlawed.


Why does society frown upon cannibalism?

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Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 11, 2009, 08:56:50 PM

Because too many people fight over the good cuts.

Is there such a thing as true evil?

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Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 11, 2009, 09:08:59 PM

Yeah, it's called this thread.

Title: Re: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.
Post by: TEM on September 11, 2009, 09:32:16 PM

He didn't ask a question, what do we do? Is the thread over?

Title: Re: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.
Post by: dc804 on September 11, 2009, 09:55:36 PM

No, we get back on track like it never happened.

OOPS. Smart answer.

I meant that we should all go watch tv.


If I went back in time to 1000 years ago and did nothing but step on a plant, how would that effect things today?

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Post by: Shroomy95 on October 10, 2009, 09:35:18 PM

It would horribly mutate the human species.

Why does the media make completely uninformed criticism against video games?

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Post by: WarpRattler on October 10, 2009, 09:40:24 PM

Butt sex.

Why do so many people confuse "affect" and "effect"?

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Post by: Shroomy95 on October 10, 2009, 09:41:50 PM

butt sex

Why is butt sex such a popular response?

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Post by: Weegee on October 10, 2009, 09:52:15 PM

It's regarded as the foremost all-American pastime.

Why is everything more expensive in Canada?

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Post by: dc804 on October 11, 2009, 10:09:46 AM

Money goblins. They eat all of a businesses money which results in that business having to raise prices to replace the lost money.

How did butt sex come to be?

Title: Re: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.
Post by: Electric on October 11, 2009, 01:45:14 PM

Cause Billy Mays says so.

Why are so many celebrities dying?