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Title: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 21, 2005, 12:53:13 AM
You may have heard about this thread in Petey Pirahna's thread, Mario Rock, Scissors, Paper, SHOOT! All you do is list some kind of element, then explain why it beats a previous one. You can post as many times as you want, but not many times in a row. Here's an example of some posts-

Member1: Paper.
Member2: Scissors (Cuts paper)
Member3: Fire (Melts scissors)
Member1: Water (Puts out fire)

However, when you reach a certain point, where the game cannot be continued, someone else can start a new game.
Now, to start!

Paper.

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on April 21, 2005, 12:57:04 AM
Flamethrower (teaches paper the meaning of "chemical change")

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on April 21, 2005, 02:58:37 AM
Water or ice beam (What do you think water>fire).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 21, 2005, 06:00:42 AM
Charmin paper towel(absorbs ice/water beam thingy).

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 22, 2005, 12:32:10 AM
Atomic Bomb (Blows everything up!!)

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 22, 2005, 10:25:11 PM
****roaches
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 12:09:12 AM
Ostrich! Eats the roaches!

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 23, 2005, 12:26:38 AM
Laser (Kills ostrich)

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fifth on April 23, 2005, 12:32:31 AM
Mirror!  Reflects the laser!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Deezer on April 23, 2005, 12:57:16 AM
Sledgehammer breaks mirror.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 23, 2005, 01:18:17 AM
Bushfire burns sledgehammer!!

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on April 23, 2005, 02:31:51 AM
Ditto to whay I said in my 1st post of this thread.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperMario2 on April 23, 2005, 02:33:54 AM
Toilet(put bushfire in the toilet and flush)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on April 23, 2005, 06:30:20 AM
Making poop. (clogs toilet)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Insane Steve on April 23, 2005, 09:11:34 AM
Mario unclogs clogged toilet.

~I.S.~
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 23, 2005, 09:39:26 AM
Hole, Mario falls in and Game Over.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on April 23, 2005, 11:01:14 AM
The Yes button on the "Continue?" screen that contradicts the game over fact.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 23, 2005, 11:30:06 AM
Edit: Sorry, my retarded older brother got a hold of the computer.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TEM on 4/23/2005 1:22:25 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fifth on April 23, 2005, 05:17:48 PM
Dust.  Gets between one of the contacts, causing a fatal glitch.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 06:31:43 PM
Official Nintendo Cleaning Wand- makes the NES work again.

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CashCrazed on April 23, 2005, 07:05:27 PM
Overused NES 72-pin Connector - won't work no matter how many times you clean it.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/23/2005 6:06:00 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 23, 2005, 07:50:03 PM
Game Genie connector replaces original connector.

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 08:47:59 PM
Rumors on the internet that Game Genie stuff doesn't work: strikes fear that you'll ruin your NES so you stop using it.

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on April 23, 2005, 08:49:16 PM
Confidence that you can make it work.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 23, 2005, 11:49:48 PM
Atomic Bomb once again, blows everything up

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 24, 2005, 12:30:14 AM
****roaches

Woah, deja vu

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 4/23/2005 11:30:45 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 24, 2005, 12:35:49 PM
Lameness. Kills the repeating stuffs.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Tingrio on April 24, 2005, 04:41:10 PM
Chef Torte the master of evil and culinary arts defeats lameness.



Edited by - Tingrio on 4/24/2005 3:45:50 PM

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 24, 2005, 05:08:13 PM
The Iron Chef defeats Torte with his raddish-slicing katana
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 25, 2005, 12:23:39 AM
Flamethrower kills the Iron Chef!

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 25, 2005, 06:46:27 AM
Black Hole - crushes flamethrower into infintesimally small pieces.

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 25, 2005, 06:10:17 PM
Clock: tells you time so eventually the black hole goes away.

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on April 25, 2005, 06:15:04 PM
take batteries off the clock.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Tingrio on April 26, 2005, 04:20:39 PM
Thre trash can beats batteries by throwing them away in it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 26, 2005, 05:28:48 PM
Garbage man beats trash can because he empties it and its life force is gone!

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 26, 2005, 07:40:21 PM
Garbage truck backs over Garbage man.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on April 26, 2005, 07:50:42 PM
Meteor crashes on Truck, destroying it.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigison on April 26, 2005, 07:52:09 PM
Mars sized planet crashes into Earth tearing it a new Moon.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 27, 2005, 01:06:39 PM
The Sun expands (having run out of hydrogen) engulfing the remains of the collision and adding to it's already enormous mass.

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 27, 2005, 05:38:18 PM
Goat: Eats EVERYTHING!

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Deezer on April 28, 2005, 12:28:27 AM
UFO beams up goat.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on April 28, 2005, 12:47:23 AM
Ashley scares away Unfortunately Fat Orbulon.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 28, 2005, 01:46:12 AM
Ashley gets eaten by a pack of ravenous velociraptors.

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 28, 2005, 06:05:38 AM
Extinction kills raptors.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: superstarMASIAH on April 28, 2005, 10:53:23 AM
Ah, but I have the perfect weapon!  The Human Being!!!!!!!!!

O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 28, 2005, 02:19:10 PM
Very impressive, but you've failed to show us how it destroys extinction.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 28, 2005, 04:00:10 PM
If anything, it should help extinction.

"It''s impossible this way!"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 29, 2005, 12:38:01 AM
Machine gun: Shoots human to bits.

This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 29, 2005, 08:10:07 AM
Federal law: confiscates your gun and arrests you.

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 29, 2005, 01:48:55 PM
Revolution. Ends government that made the law.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GameGuy125 on April 29, 2005, 02:49:41 PM
Hitler brings down the revolution.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.koopatorivm.com%2Fmisc%2Fbuttons%2Fgoomba4.gif&hash=2d0f0e124ff44b0bf18989073e085fe1) (http://www.koopatorivm.com) and (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.koopatorivm.com%2Fmisc%2Fbuttons%2Fkboardani.gif&hash=3c6e9ad3f97ca14418dcd9ee35d69789) (http://www.koopatorivm.com/kboard)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 29, 2005, 05:30:22 PM
Scientist feeds Hitler meth and Hitler dies.

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on April 29, 2005, 07:13:05 PM
Scientist becomes aged and passes away.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on April 29, 2005, 07:23:12 PM
Documented work outlives the scientist.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigison on April 29, 2005, 07:29:46 PM
The documents were "on display on the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 30, 2005, 05:16:22 AM
Pyromaniac torches said cabinet

Vote Labour.
Bringing Britain backwards, not forwards.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on April 30, 2005, 05:24:11 AM
Dust and sand. Gets in pyromaniac's eyes, he falls down, the torch triggers a fire alarm, and then he gets doused.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 30, 2005, 08:43:43 AM
Luigi steps in with his Poltergust 3000 and vacuums up the sand.  Heh, this whole thing is so funny.

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/30/2005 7:44:30 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on April 30, 2005, 03:02:08 PM
Atomic bomb AGAIN: hidden in the sand and when the Poltergust 3000 sucks it up, the bomb detonates and the vacuum dies!

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 30, 2005, 11:36:44 PM
Alien Force: Destroys whole Earth (Including the atomic bomb)

This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 12:18:39 AM
Sun fries up the stupid aliens when they fly too close.

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fifth on May 01, 2005, 12:26:17 AM
Sunglasses:  Block sun.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 06:11:41 PM
Rock smashes sunglasses! You can't beat the classics!

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2005, 09:43:00 PM
Ocean erodes rock away.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on May 02, 2005, 09:11:25 AM
Very, very, very, very thirsty elephant comes along and drinks entire ocean before realizing that it has salt and sea creatures and stuff in it.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on May 02, 2005, 10:57:07 AM
(Oh, and Sapph, you're one post away from 4444!)

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on May 02, 2005, 01:50:17 PM
Elephant chokes on a sea cow.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on May 02, 2005, 06:43:31 PM
Motorboat slices manatee.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 02, 2005, 06:52:31 PM
Battleship sinks motorboat.

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 02, 2005, 07:14:09 PM
Wait... The sea is EMPTY! The elephant drank it! The battleship is stuck at the bottom of the seabed!!!

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sunbun on May 02, 2005, 07:24:57 PM
A-bomb.

~sunbun

fun to play with, not to eat
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fifth on May 02, 2005, 07:35:37 PM
1. You never worry about the situation as a whole in rock-paper-scissors, you just worry about defeating whatever's at hand.
2. I'm just going to ignore any more A-Bombs.  They've long since gotten old.

And with that:

"B-4": sinks battleship.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on May 02, 2005, 09:46:54 PM
4445 now! :D  Thanks for the heads up, Watoad!

A1 outranks B-4.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 03, 2005, 12:10:10 AM
Hostile force invades Earth, and kills everything else. They are not an alien force, just very hostile.

This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 03, 2005, 01:45:19 AM
Hostile force wiped out by cholera plague.

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on May 03, 2005, 12:20:06 PM
LS: who said A1 was alive? It's a number and a letter; it can't be "killed." I'm tired of these "whole earth destroyed/killed/nuked/etc" things; they have no creativity whatsoever--and it's an easy way out that's no fun. From now on, I think they should be ignored. (I know you started the topic, but...come on.) :P

--------------------
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/3/2005 11:21:47 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Deezer on May 03, 2005, 12:52:06 PM
Steak soaks up A1.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on May 03, 2005, 01:24:53 PM
*eats steak*

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on May 03, 2005, 02:50:13 PM
Food poisoning makes Watoad sick XD
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 03, 2005, 05:53:19 PM
Dr. Mario cures the sickness.

"It''s impossible this way!"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fifth on May 03, 2005, 05:56:17 PM
Lawsuit:  Puts that quacksalver Mario in his place.

Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 5/3/2005 4:58:25 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on May 03, 2005, 06:13:51 PM
Someone sues McDonald's after getting into a car accident while eating a Big Mac. The fast food chain loses, forcing it to file for bankruptcy and eventually go out of business. With such a sound victory, lawyers and suers decide they've had enough, and lawsuits cease to exist.

Thanks for not ending my life, Sapph! ;P

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 04, 2005, 08:08:54 PM
Panda Express: The person who sues McDonalds goes there and he realizes he has IBS so he can't handle the spiciness of the orange chicken! Then the food makes him sick and he dies!

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on May 04, 2005, 08:21:03 PM
Luigison at last finds his Itinerant Bangladesh Substance and buries it in a hole, never to be seen again.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 12:57:05 AM
Donald Trump fires Luigison.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MadRhetoric on May 07, 2005, 10:09:00 AM
Donald Trump gets shot by terrorists because he wasn't riding in his Pope-mobile
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on May 07, 2005, 02:52:00 PM
Terrorists are found in a hole by US troops.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Nananananananananana, katamari damashii...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 07, 2005, 05:42:53 PM
John Kerry builds a time machine, goes back in time, and somehow wins the election so he can take the troops out... and we all die. XD

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/7/2005 8:21:53 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 05:45:29 PM
1UP Mushrooms revive us all and we kill John Kerry.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on May 07, 2005, 07:07:33 PM
We(who is this "we" anyway?) are stopped by the local authorities.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 07, 2005, 09:24:18 PM
I never wanted Kerry to die... just his time machine.  Whatever.

Local authorities?  Um... ah... uh... world peace comes and we no longer need police (my dad is a policeman btw).

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 09:32:16 PM
Aliens come and shatter world peace and the universal war begins.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 07, 2005, 11:14:47 PM
Civilian do-gooder comes and restores peace. (And without A-Bombs!!)

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 08, 2005, 01:58:05 PM
Graboids attack the planet and world peace ends again! (I just saw Tremors 3 so that's what made me think that)

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on May 08, 2005, 02:46:29 PM
Because of our advanced space age technology, everyone moves to peaceful Mars by spaceship.

If your day is bad, a nice comment at night can change everything.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Tingrio on May 08, 2005, 03:23:47 PM
Then a missile hits Mars destroying every single alien on it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 08, 2005, 03:25:40 PM
Jupiter flies into the missile launcher.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 10, 2005, 10:10:46 AM
For some reason, God destroys Jupiter and YR wins the game!!  No, I won't do that.  Jupiter is destroyed by Chup's extremely abnoxious space gun fired by no one.

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 10, 2005, 05:44:06 PM
Chup's extremely "abnoxious" space gun is destroyed by his exremely "obnoxious" space gun.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Tingrio on May 10, 2005, 05:48:04 PM
Ben Stein destroys the gun while riding through the solar system in a yellow submarine.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 11, 2005, 02:00:21 AM
Ben Stein accidently hits the Yellow Submarine's self-destruct button destroying the submarine and causing a inter-dimensional rift to open.

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 11, 2005, 03:24:58 AM
An intergalactic Band-aid fixes the rift. (100th reply!)

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on May 11, 2005, 03:54:53 PM
Scissors cut intergalactic band-aid! You may have fancy moves, but it's all about the classics!

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2005, 04:11:53 PM
Boulder smashes scissors. :P
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 11, 2005, 06:46:28 PM
Paper manages to defat the boulder. It's a very big sheet.

"It''s impossible this way!"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2005, 09:37:44 PM
"Defat"? Did it get lipo, or something? XP

Giant paper shredder shreds giant sheet of paper.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/11/2005 8:38:08 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 13, 2005, 12:23:09 AM
Angry person who owns giant piece of paper throws shredder out of window.

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 13, 2005, 05:30:03 PM
"Heavy lourde" crushes angry man.

I'm kind of sad I missed out on this-- I didn't realize the complete idea.

Edited by - Suffix on 5/13/2005 4:30:55 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on May 13, 2005, 10:13:01 PM
Monty Python's Flying Circus sues creators of "heavy lourde" for ripping off their "16 TON" running gag.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 17, 2005, 07:56:50 AM
Eggman captures the flying circus with his new machine, the Clown Eggstractor, and uses the egg-sessive enegry to take over the entire world (unfortunately the next answer is probably way too obvious).

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/17/2005 6:57:51 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Tingrio on May 17, 2005, 01:15:04 PM
Sir Grodus then uses his secret invention (which is the Crystal of the Moon) to take over the world.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on May 17, 2005, 10:54:46 PM
Goombella headbonks Grodus.

Edited by - Hirocon on 5/17/2005 9:55:08 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 19, 2005, 02:13:31 AM
Particularly Big Rock squashes Goombella.

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 19, 2005, 09:33:21 PM
Another really big sheet of paper... no, I won't.  Mysterious man uses special remote to blow it up, and laughs.

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 19, 2005, 09:42:42 PM
British anouncer laughs histerically, and then proclaims "And now for something completely different." The crazed guy with the remote explodes due to unknown causes.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 25, 2005, 02:07:24 PM
This entire thread goes insane from all of the endless mayhem that people are creating and decides to end it's own life somehow.  What are we going to do?!

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on May 27, 2005, 11:47:11 PM
An elderly woman uses the thread to sew a floral pattern onto a quilt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on May 28, 2005, 11:14:31 AM
She gets to old and dies.

I like strawberry milk
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 01, 2005, 04:38:38 PM
reincarnation

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 01, 2005, 04:38:40 PM
reincarnation

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 01, 2005, 04:38:44 PM
reincarnation

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on June 01, 2005, 09:01:19 PM
Pastor "proves" that reincarnation is false and tells white_arrow to repent from triple posting. (if you even think about killing the pastor...)

If this post is edited, as it probably is, you may be wondering why.  Well let me tell you.  Each of YR’s posts are carefully revised and polished over and over to give you, the reader, the most enjoyable and entertaining material possible.  With his posts you have his own personal guarantee that they are of high quality, contain well-thought out wording, and most likely have a bit of humorous content to keep you interested.  That, my friend, is the Yoshisaurus difference.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 6/3/2005 10:16:02 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 02, 2005, 12:07:30 AM
Wario stuffs a sock into the pastor's mouth.

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 02, 2005, 01:36:40 PM
irepent mario jumps on wario hahaha

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 03, 2005, 01:25:51 AM
A Rock Golem feeds Mario a Poison Mushroom.

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on June 03, 2005, 01:41:33 AM
Millions years of weather erode the rock golem.

Did you expect me to say paper golem?
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on June 03, 2005, 09:35:13 AM
The weatherman prepares us for such erosion and we prevent it.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 03, 2005, 10:53:49 AM
weathermen are usualy wrong so nobody believes them

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on June 03, 2005, 12:20:19 PM
Since nobody listened, a massive storm of tornados hit, killing or injuring all of them.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on June 03, 2005, 03:44:36 PM
An unpredicted cold front ruins the series of tornados.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 03, 2005, 04:57:54 PM
global warming melts everything

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on June 03, 2005, 05:00:59 PM
Alternative energy sources prevent global warming.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on June 03, 2005, 05:18:45 PM
The world fails because the alternative power source doesn't power cars.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on June 03, 2005, 10:17:31 PM
Elvin Gadd invents a car powered by cold fusion.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 03, 2005, 11:19:05 PM
The government shelves cold fusion... again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 04, 2005, 11:53:27 AM
terrorists destroy the government

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on June 04, 2005, 01:08:10 PM
Reality ruins the terrorists.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on June 04, 2005, 05:28:40 PM
Mario drags us away from reality.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on June 04, 2005, 06:39:05 PM
(I think we've got a tangent here...)

Edited by - Suffix on 6/4/2005 5:40:25 PM

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on June 09, 2005, 09:04:09 PM
What? something besides a hole can kill Mario. Lava, the SM64 instant death glitch, Spikes, etc.

Oh, mom, you''re back already! Well, before you say anything, the reason I didn''t do my chores was because a really huge bird came and laid an egg in front of my bedroom door so I couldn''t get out, but luckily the egg hatched and the bird ran away a second ago, giving me enough time to clean up the shell before you got home! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Dark viscount on June 23, 2005, 04:51:46 AM
Nintendo releases the Nintendo Revolution. Causing a revolution thus making Mario the ruler of the world!

_____________________________
Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.

Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/23/2005 3:53:08 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 23, 2005, 10:38:48 AM
Luigi snaps and shoots mario

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigison on June 23, 2005, 12:40:01 PM
Good thing he used LuigiFilm.


Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ludwig on June 23, 2005, 01:00:17 PM
mario rises from the dead and eats the camera
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on June 23, 2005, 02:51:51 PM
But being dead, he had to admit that the death would catch up to him sooner or later. (Death kills Dead Mario)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on June 23, 2005, 02:58:40 PM
Luigi uses the power of cheese to turn mario back to life

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 24, 2005, 12:07:00 AM
Bowser burns Mario, Luigi and the cheese with his trademark fire breath.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BowserRival on July 08, 2005, 09:16:29 AM
A magic rubber comes along and rubs out bowser.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigison on July 08, 2005, 09:21:54 AM
*Luigison dies from laughter
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on July 08, 2005, 03:11:48 PM
Erosion breaks apart the magic rubber.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 08, 2005, 08:53:27 PM
Tatanga destroys the Earth, therefore eradicating erosion.

Did you know the acid on Planet Zebes looks like chicken soup?
Wait- isn''t that what we''re having for dinner???
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on July 08, 2005, 09:12:07 PM
Wario Turns out to be a hero and kills Tatanga

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on July 08, 2005, 09:33:27 PM
Wario's endless greed leads him down a path of corruption and evil. He eventually turns to the dark side in his unending quest for power and is destroyed in a battle with a young Jedi knight.

“I’m afraid to dukar tomorrow.
It’s just going to be a burger.” - LD
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BowserRival on July 09, 2005, 05:37:27 AM
Magic rubber rubs out it's own destruction and rubs stuff out again.

Nintendo rules.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 10, 2005, 04:00:46 AM
Mario burns the rubber with his firebrand attack.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 10, 2005, 07:31:24 AM
Lava! (Burns Mario)

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on July 10, 2005, 03:25:33 PM
Lavatory! (floods)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 10, 2005, 04:13:35 PM
Mario is saved on a special boat that can float on lava!

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MadRhetoric on July 10, 2005, 10:07:33 PM
Wall! (Boat hits it and it capsizes)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: white_arrow on July 10, 2005, 10:22:43 PM
Wrecking ball

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 10, 2005, 10:51:53 PM
Chain Chomp eats wrecking ball.

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 11, 2005, 04:59:38 AM
Bigger Boo scares Chain Chomp and forces him to spit out the wrecking ball.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Tingrio on July 11, 2005, 08:59:12 AM
Luigi beats Bigger Boo with his Poltergust 3000.

"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on July 14, 2005, 09:57:04 AM
Then E.Gadd wants to turn it into a painting but then Luigi, E.Gadd, and Polterguster 3000 gets sucked in

Mario Mario he''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 14, 2005, 11:16:30 AM
The Boos release them from the paintings.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 14, 2005, 12:03:46 PM
Mario Scares the Boos away.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on July 14, 2005, 06:08:23 PM
Mario dies from anti-Nintendo statements coming from the Halo phreaks.

“I’m afraid to dukar tomorrow.
It’s just going to be a burger.” - LD
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2005, 09:07:39 AM
Life Shroom revives Mario.

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 03, 2005, 09:17:58 AM
NUCLEAR EXPLOSION DESTROYS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS!

Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 03, 2005, 09:22:01 AM
The End (Gets rid of bomb because "The End" is the end to everything)

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 01:50:26 PM
Beginning (Because every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end)

“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!” –NE89
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2005, 02:36:41 PM
The song that never ends(has no beginning or end so "beginning" doesn't affect it).

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 03:41:11 PM
Silence (There's no song to be heard if it's silent!)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 03, 2005, 04:35:51 PM
Loud Noise (There is no more silence!)

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 03, 2005, 05:30:08 PM
Earmuffs, mutes Loud Noise

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigison on August 03, 2005, 05:53:00 PM
NE89 doesn't here the bomb coming down directly overhead.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 03, 2005, 05:59:09 PM
Some guy warns NE89 by pointing out the bomb to him anyway.

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 03, 2005, 11:17:48 PM
Too late, the bomb hits.

"I think he will carry this island home in his pocket, and give it his son for an apple."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on August 03, 2005, 11:18:45 PM
The bomb squad contains the blast with bomb squad containment things.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TEM on 8/3/2005 10:19:10 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 11:21:38 PM
Free pizza distracts the bomb squad.

“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!” –NE89
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 04, 2005, 12:18:28 AM
I eat the pizza.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 04, 2005, 09:14:00 AM
Bad Pizza gives bad gas.

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 04, 2005, 02:51:00 PM
Gas-X (prevents)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 04, 2005, 03:29:57 PM
Dissolve (It goes away)

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 08, 2005, 10:08:23 PM
Solidify (it's from SMRPG)

"Hey, there’s that apple again." ~ TEM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on August 09, 2005, 01:45:33 PM
ADR ("Adder") Weapons de-stabilize. (Don't ask unless you're really curious)

Edited by - Suffix on 8/9/2005 12:47:28 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 09, 2005, 04:06:23 PM
Giant Mutated Pizza eats you.

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 09, 2005, 05:34:30 PM
Giant mutated person eats pizza.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 10, 2005, 05:58:18 AM
Pizza gives giant mutated person bad gas.

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 10, 2005, 08:08:22 AM
Mutated Gas-X creates a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION and there are NO SURVIVORS.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 10, 2005, 11:23:02 AM
match burns up gas.

Edited by - Markio on 8/10/2005 10:24:04 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 10, 2005, 04:47:39 PM
Thunder Storm puts out match.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fifth on August 10, 2005, 07:12:13 PM
Meteorologist - predicts the storm, thereby preventing it from having happened.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 10, 2005, 07:20:24 PM
Supermodel- diverts the meteorologist's attention.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 10, 2005, 07:43:35 PM
Eating a pea causes the supermodel to quickly go away to throw up.



“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/10/2005 6:43:56 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on August 10, 2005, 08:11:19 PM
HAHAHA!  Uh... health doctor teaches super model about self esteem and then she happily changes her ways, gets married, and also gets fat. *audience sighs and Dr. Phil shakes his head in sadness*

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 10, 2005, 08:12:05 PM
The supermodel sucks in the barf so she doesn't throw up.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on August 10, 2005, 10:24:15 PM
The female majority defeat the supermodel by existing.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 11, 2005, 05:02:45 PM
Insane Poke-maniac(me) pushes female majority out of the way so she can get more attention.

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 11, 2005, 09:08:01 PM
Atomic bomb blows up the whole group of people.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/11/2005 8:08:46 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on August 11, 2005, 10:57:35 PM
Past events denounce the rediculousness that is shallow mindedness and give the decreeness* that the insane Pokemaniac (her) hath defeated the atomic bomb in the gloriousness of her righteousness. (Ness takes second place.)

Pokemaniac. Build upon it wisely.

*not a real word

Edited by - Suffix on 8/11/2005 10:05:45 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 12, 2005, 12:28:22 AM
Fawful's headgear fires a beam at the Pokemaniac, who is warped to a strange place.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 12, 2005, 05:46:58 AM
Sailor Spoon fires a beam at Fawful, turning him into a big spoon.

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 12, 2005, 12:22:42 PM
Napkin - covers Sailer Spoon(back to basics :P)

Edited by - Markio on 8/12/2005 11:23:19 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 12, 2005, 04:14:05 PM
Grizzly Bear tears napkin into itty bitty pieces.

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 12, 2005, 05:04:13 PM
Hunter shoots bear.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: King Morton Bowser Koopa on August 12, 2005, 06:12:59 PM
Fire Kills Hunter

http://www.nintendoland.com/graphics/tecknat/Bowser.JPG[/IMG][IMG]http://www.classicgaming.com/sotss/goodies/images/paper/art/bowser.gif
http://www.smbhq.com/users/sss/pics/bowser.jpg
Buwhahahaha
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 12, 2005, 07:04:47 PM
Dirt covers/puts out fire.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on August 12, 2005, 09:09:39 PM
Magic FLUDD water dissolves dirt into nothingness.

“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.” ~ Chupperson Weird
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 12, 2005, 09:11:34 PM
Unusually large boulder crushes FLUDD!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 12, 2005, 09:20:08 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crush rock.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on August 13, 2005, 02:16:44 AM
Mutant Registration Act represses turtles.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 13, 2005, 12:21:02 PM
Fat guy with match farts and blows away the Act.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 13, 2005, 12:44:52 PM
dynamite blows up the fat man.Of course dynamite beats everything except for scissors which can snap the fuse in two.

Hello is this Pizza Castle?~Patrick from the "The Bully" episode of Spongebob
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 13, 2005, 06:11:58 PM
Construction hat, because in Kirby 64, that's what protected you.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 14, 2005, 11:56:52 AM
I use an egg beater to tickle the guy wearing the c-hat, he laughs and the hat falls off.

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 14, 2005, 01:09:33 PM
Forum Explodes and this entire topic is lost (no recorsd of where we are in this).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on August 14, 2005, 08:46:13 PM
Infinitely long cylinder restores the grand forum. Somehow.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on August 14, 2005, 08:59:34 PM
Mathematician proves that only toruses or spheres in 5 or more dimensions can restore forums.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 15, 2005, 05:50:53 AM
Fuzzy thing defeats mathematician with all its fuzzy glory.

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 15, 2005, 10:27:16 AM
Godzilla eats the fuzzy thing.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on August 15, 2005, 01:50:27 PM
A fever defeats Gozilla. I think that actually happened in one of those old movies. Or almost did--
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 15, 2005, 05:08:23 PM
Cold pill reduces fever.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 15, 2005, 05:54:06 PM
Tonic Water dissolves the pill.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on August 15, 2005, 06:45:07 PM
Thirsty Canadian woman drinks Tonic Water.

“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.” ~ Chupperson Weird
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 15, 2005, 07:16:16 PM
Bacon makes Canadian hungry.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 16, 2005, 12:13:34 AM
Canadian makes Cannibal hungry...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 16, 2005, 07:52:30 AM
Gun shoots cannibal.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 16, 2005, 10:58:16 AM
Lisa Simpson gets rid of guns.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 8/16/2005 9:58:34 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 16, 2005, 11:52:57 AM
Spear kills Lisa Simpson.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 16, 2005, 12:28:23 PM
Flamethrower burns spear
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on August 16, 2005, 03:28:00 PM
Flamethrower is too impratical to be used in battle so the military stops using it.

“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.” ~ Chupperson Weird
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on August 16, 2005, 03:52:52 PM
All military men die in an *evil war.

*redundant, I know.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 16, 2005, 06:40:02 PM
God stops evil war from above.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on August 16, 2005, 07:48:02 PM
Way to go! Now we have to stop!

“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.” ~ Chupperson Weird
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 16, 2005, 08:00:05 PM
Sorry. Errrr....God defeats himself cause.......uhhhhh.......he had to.......ARGHH!!! He restarts the game!

Giant evil poop monster.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on August 17, 2005, 12:12:57 AM
Faulty wiring prevents a restart.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 06, 2005, 06:30:22 AM
Handyman rewires restart machine.

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 06, 2005, 04:19:07 PM
Huge rock kills Handy Man.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 06, 2005, 04:22:22 PM
BLASTOISE uses HYDROPUMP against enemy ROCK.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on September 06, 2005, 04:27:51 PM
The sun evaporated Blastoise's Water power shooting water stuff.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 06, 2005, 04:58:53 PM
A stargate dumped into it's mass causes the sun to... explode!!

Edited by - Suffix on 9/6/2005 4:18:51 PM

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 07, 2005, 05:54:35 AM
School prevents the ending of Stargate from being watched.

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 07, 2005, 12:52:04 PM
School gets destroyed by the Iranian Army.

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 07, 2005, 04:26:23 PM
President Bush.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 07, 2005, 04:48:23 PM
Vine trips Bush and prevents him from making it to conference. Sorry, I like Bush, so I won't kill him.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 07, 2005, 08:03:15 PM
Vine is swung on by Tarzan way too hard and snaps.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 07, 2005, 08:15:10 PM
Tarzan falls into a pit.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 07, 2005, 08:17:07 PM
Pit is filled in with 1000 pigmy Hippopotomi.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 08, 2005, 01:04:32 AM
Hippopotami are made sick by poisoned food.


I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on September 08, 2005, 04:16:04 AM
U.S. Department of Agriculture SCREENs the bad food.

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 08, 2005, 05:08:26 AM
Yet again, President Bush stops the screening with his incredable Veto skills.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 08, 2005, 05:58:40 AM
International Moron Patrol stops Bush with their incredible make-fun-of-Bush skillz.

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 08, 2005, 03:45:45 PM
Bush fights back with beat up media skills.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 08, 2005, 04:35:19 PM
Repetitiveness causes "Bush" to become uninteresting.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 08, 2005, 07:01:36 PM
Repetitiveness becomes originality, somehow.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 08, 2005, 07:05:20 PM
Grammar Teaches dislikes this logic.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 08, 2005, 07:38:00 PM
(Did you mean TEachers?)  A little kid comes up to the grammar teacher and shoves an apple in his/her mouth.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on September 08, 2005, 09:03:48 PM
When the little kid returns to his seat, he sits on a tack.

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on September 09, 2005, 12:00:21 AM
Angry llama pulverizes the tack
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 09, 2005, 12:39:03 AM
Llama wool scares llama.

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 09, 2005, 06:58:52 PM
Skinner gets rid of wool and llama.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 09, 2005, 09:09:45 PM
Skinner gets skinned by a Mountie.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 09, 2005, 11:28:04 PM
Overuse of the word "eh?" drains air available for mountie.

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 10, 2005, 12:24:04 PM
Must... fight... BACK...

The mounties in "The Lumberjack Song"(yes, I've seen Monty Python, blame my dad!) prove that not all mounties say "eh" a lot.

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 10, 2005, 12:27:42 PM
No one likes Canadia, thus the Canadians defeat themseves.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 10, 2005, 02:56:02 PM
Aliens fry Canadians.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on September 10, 2005, 05:21:54 PM
Samus Aran defeats aliens
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 10, 2005, 07:51:25 PM
TIME UP defeats Samus Aran.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 10, 2005, 08:12:48 PM
Weird Time Paradox prevents TIME UP.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 10, 2005, 08:37:16 PM
Albert Eintsien fizes the space time continum.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 10, 2005, 08:43:35 PM
Albert Einstein turns to the dark side and becomes a Sith Lord. He is eventually slain by a young, up-and-coming Jedi named Mu Fasa.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on September 10, 2005, 09:02:31 PM
Mu Fasa chokes to death on a rasberry pit.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 11, 2005, 08:57:47 AM
Gozer tries to destroy all life as we know it, including the pit.

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 11, 2005, 12:36:41 PM
Gozer succeeds only in destroying the raspberry pit, and is laughed out of villian society. (failure defeats Gozer)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 11, 2005, 02:09:38 PM
Gozer transforms into Stay Puff Marshmellow Man and destroys alot of stuff anyway. (He does not fail, thus he defeats failure.)

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 11, 2005, 11:47:34 PM
Wario eats the Marshmallow Gozer.

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 12, 2005, 02:50:13 AM
Wario gets killed by Captain Syrup and the Sugar pirates.

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 12, 2005, 05:59:35 AM
The Sugar pirates get attacked by the suck-tacular Straw Hat Crew.

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 12, 2005, 06:04:39 AM
The Straw Hat Crew are bested by the Sock Puppet Crew

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 12, 2005, 05:05:36 PM
Kinnikuman kills sock puppet crew by farting on them.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 12, 2005, 05:42:11 PM
Partially-eaten boulder rolls over Kinnikuman.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 12, 2005, 06:45:05 PM
Partially-eaten boulder is BLOW'D UP by Dyn-O-MITE!

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 12, 2005, 11:36:18 PM
Glad press 'n' seal wrap prevents dynamite from causing destruction

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 13, 2005, 03:59:01 PM
I take Press & Seal wrap away to see how it works.

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 13, 2005, 04:49:58 PM
Evil midget poop elf eats GiftedGirl.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 13, 2005, 10:19:39 PM
Toilet: Flooooosh....

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 14, 2005, 06:50:02 PM
Bad plumbing causes toilet to clog.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 14, 2005, 07:28:39 PM
Clog is removed by Draino and not by the Mario Bros.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on September 14, 2005, 09:17:09 PM
Annoying commercials hurt sales of Draino
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 14, 2005, 09:54:04 PM
Mute button cancels out annoying commercials

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 15, 2005, 03:21:50 PM
Tidbit eats remote.

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 15, 2005, 04:19:07 PM
Tidbits don't exist, thus the argument is invalid.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 16, 2005, 11:08:37 PM
Invalids are attacked by man-eating wheelchairs.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 17, 2005, 12:57:53 AM
Man-eating wheelchairs are eaten by wheelchair-eating men! (?)

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fifth on September 17, 2005, 01:24:10 AM
Mafia hit-man whacks wheelchair-eating men in the kneecaps with a crowbar, thus crippling them and sending them into an absurd paradox of having to rely upon wheelchairs, but unable to stand the idea of using them and not eating them.  The wheelchair eating men are driven out of their minds by this contradiction, are effectively paralysed between their own nature and their unfortunate situation and, ironically enough, starve to death while sitting motionless in their wheelchairs.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on September 17, 2005, 02:27:39 AM
Fifth=win
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on September 17, 2005, 03:00:46 AM
Watoad listlessly bumbles along and posts something severely less clever than Fifth, thus wiping the smiles off of those who have just exited the artificially sensical world of his post and throwing them into a fit of anger for destroying the just-established continuity. One of them then directs his rage in some way to beat Watoad into submission and move this topic along its merry way.

(Perhaps interestingly, throughout this post Watoad has been sitting on a chair equipped with wheels.)

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 17, 2005, 07:56:26 AM
Angry FF poster is banned by Moderator.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on September 17, 2005, 08:57:27 AM
Moderator is banned by administrator.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 17, 2005, 10:54:17 AM
Administrator is eaten by an angry walrus.



I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/17/2005 9:54:34 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 17, 2005, 11:59:09 AM
Angry walrus breaks tusk on a partically-eaten rock.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 18, 2005, 01:26:14 PM
Oh god not that rock again!!!

Partially eaten rock is peed on by Tidbit. (Just so's ya know, Tidbit does exsist, he's my dog.)

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on September 18, 2005, 01:43:42 PM
Tidbit walks off a cliff and dies from the impact of landing on the ocean surface below before having a chance to drown.

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 18, 2005, 01:43:49 PM
Dog food, occupies the dog.
(Oops, Watoad got here first.)

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/21/2005 7:08:12 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Watoad on September 18, 2005, 02:59:23 PM
Reality. Kills TIME TRAVEL!! >:-/

"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 18, 2005, 03:04:27 PM
Escapist comicbooks escape reality.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 18, 2005, 03:31:56 PM
Paper shredder shreds comic books.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 18, 2005, 05:31:53 PM
Nuclear explosion distroys the paper shreader.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 18, 2005, 05:59:45 PM
Misspelling makes the destruction ineffective. (destroy)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 18, 2005, 06:42:07 PM
Teacher fixes bad spelling.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 20, 2005, 05:53:01 AM
Stitch eats the teacher's chair and breaks stuff. (Push that over!)

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on September 21, 2005, 07:43:18 AM
Disney is boycotted thanks to Around the World in 80 Days!  AhahahahahaHA!  I'm sorry but I thought that movie was very idiotic and sick.

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 21, 2005, 03:56:47 PM
Forgetfulness clears away boycott. (What was in that movie, anyway?)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 21, 2005, 06:46:26 PM
Forgetting to forget gets rid of forgetfullness. X)

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 21, 2005, 06:51:59 PM
Rememberance will kills the forgetfullness.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 22, 2005, 05:56:47 AM
Brick to head gets rid of all rememberance(either that or it kills the random guy).

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 06:59:04 AM
Dr. Mario gets back memories.

(If someone already posted DR. Mario please tell me I'll change my answer.)

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 22, 2005, 03:35:38 PM
Wario sits on Dr. Mario with 90 % body fat butt!

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 22, 2005, 05:05:52 PM
Unhealthiness causes Wario to pass out and roll  into the ocean, sailing faaaar away...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 05:15:06 PM
Mega Vitamin from Dr. Mario's assistant Nurse Peach cures the unhealthyness.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 22, 2005, 06:25:46 PM
Mega Vitamin is out done by the Vitameatavegamin.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on September 22, 2005, 06:39:26 PM
High amount of alcohol in vitameatavegamin causes drunk owner to drop the bottle on the floor, letting the bottle break into a million pieces.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 07:28:30 PM
Janitor, cleans up the million pieces of bottle, because he has nothing better to do.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 22, 2005, 08:23:02 PM
Swiper swiped the janator's broom.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 22, 2005, 09:06:52 PM
Swiper retires at the ripe old age of 19, before the collapse of the show which he so dearly despises. (retirement?!)

Edited by - Suffix on 9/22/2005 8:07:36 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on September 23, 2005, 08:03:22 AM
4 Kids buys the rights to Dora the Explorer and keep the show going in anime form, and also suck all the life out of it.  I think I may be acting more evil than usual lately.

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 23, 2005, 03:17:11 PM
The 4 kids' site goes bankrupt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 23, 2005, 03:37:11 PM
Some magic person makes bankrupcy go away.

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 23, 2005, 07:13:20 PM
Magic wizard is crushed by (you guessed it) Partially eaten rock!

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 24, 2005, 04:59:53 PM
(Paper) Mario's hammer mutilates rock

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 24, 2005, 10:40:38 PM
ahmmer catches on fire in a giant fireball that evaporates all water in the galaxy and is so hot that fire extunguishers have no effect. HA I WIN!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 24, 2005, 10:47:02 PM
Giant fireball is suddenly extinguished by the formation of a -white hole-, which spews out hydrogen and oxygen that rapidly fuse together in familiar ways.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 24, 2005, 11:21:52 PM
White hole is crushed by a paramedic in a freak piggy accident.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 25, 2005, 02:06:00 PM
Paramedic explodes when he eats bad chili.

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on September 25, 2005, 02:16:33 PM
Emeril makes bad chili taste good.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigison on September 25, 2005, 02:17:07 PM
[12:10] * Chup/inert is now known as Chup/paper
[12:20] * Deez/away is now known as Deez/scissors
[12:20] * L`son/D`oh is now known as L`son/rock
[12:23] <Deez/scissors> You win this time
[12:24] <Chup/paper> I beat L`son/rock
[12:24] <L`son/rock> You were cut by Deez.
[12:24] <EM/AFK> You can't beat L`son/rock if you're cut up!
[12:24] <L`son/rock> Then I beat Deez.
[12:24] <Chup/paper> Curses
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 25, 2005, 03:21:50 PM
Does the above somehow disable Emeril? If no, It does now.
The above post and its Not pertainingness to the topic per say leads emeril to confusion, and disables him.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 12:23:06 AM
Persim berry gets rid of confusion

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 26, 2005, 06:03:34 AM
Figy Berry causes confusion. (thiis Pokemon must not like spicy berries)

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on September 26, 2005, 08:53:58 AM
Markio is unaffected by berry because he knows nothing of those items.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 06:46:04 PM
Disgruntled Moths eat Markio

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 26, 2005, 07:11:50 PM
Electric Walrus zaps away moths.

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 26, 2005, 07:44:48 PM
Brock's Onix is immune to electricity after being zapped by Pikachu. Thus, is sits on the electric walrus.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 26, 2005, 08:44:08 PM
Geomagnetic storm causes the Onix to fall apart. Wait, was that how he was held together?!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 09:36:24 PM
Magic, Suffix. Magic.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 27, 2005, 06:02:53 AM
Bob and Doug McKenzie spray beer on the storm, eh? (I saw Strange Brew over the weekend, please don't hit me)

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 27, 2005, 06:40:06 AM
Homer Simpson drinks the beer.

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 27, 2005, 04:30:04 PM
Homer explodes when he eats too many doughnuts!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 27, 2005, 04:50:05 PM
Donuts explode because they ate to many Homers.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 27, 2005, 06:11:03 PM
Acid dissolves donuts

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on September 27, 2005, 06:50:04 PM
Mario throws fireballs at the acid and it creates a fire. I join in with Mario and douse the fire.

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 27, 2005, 08:22:12 PM
(Whoa! Double?!)

Conveyor belt rapidly moves you and Mario away from the doused fire.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 12:47:09 AM
emergency stop button
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2005, 05:48:48 AM
My idiocy breaks button.

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 28, 2005, 05:10:21 PM
The Wizard cures her idiocy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 05:19:54 PM
an angry mob of muggles kill the wizard

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2005, 05:26:10 PM
Some Voldy-Moldy follower kills (Avada Kedavra!) all of the mobbing muggles.

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 28, 2005, 05:35:02 PM
No one likes Harry Potter, thus he dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 05:42:53 PM
no one likes koopaslaya's comment, thus it is eliminated
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 28, 2005, 05:50:53 PM
PaperLuigi loves Koopasla's comment, thus it returns!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 29, 2005, 06:04:34 AM
Some weird thingy blows up the Forum.(ohnooooooooo!!!)

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 08:25:32 AM
Deezer remakes the forum. And destroys the weird thing.

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on September 29, 2005, 10:58:32 AM
IRS arrests Deezer for tax evasion.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on September 29, 2005, 02:20:36 PM
IRS accidently audits itself and implodes(the thing that should be destroyed in the next post would be the audit).

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 29, 2005, 07:40:52 PM
Supreme Court, under William Rhenquist's ghost, reverses this with a ruling that will rival Marbury v. Madison



Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,

What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 29, 2005, 09:27:05 PM
(Koopaslaya, you aren't taking U.S. History right now, are you?)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 30, 2005, 05:58:45 AM
History is changed by time travel.

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 30, 2005, 07:23:00 PM
Magic bald fat guy stops time warp with mighty farting powers!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 30, 2005, 07:26:50 PM
(No, Suffix, I am taking Advanced PLacement US Government, much more boring.)

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on September 30, 2005, 07:43:45 PM
He faints from the smell.

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 30, 2005, 07:45:18 PM
The magic bald fat guy eats 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999 corn chips and dies.

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on September 30, 2005, 09:04:26 PM
The smell chemically reacts with the chips, combining two posts and creating a new substance! I call it: sulfuric nitrous vegetoxide.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on September 30, 2005, 11:48:52 PM
SNV is eaten (if solid) drank (if liquid) or inhaled (if gaseous) by a hungry/thirsty/suffocating employee of Home Depot.

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 01, 2005, 01:14:53 AM
A mad rampaging monkey inhales all of the oxygen on the planet, thus condemning his monkey bretheren to death and everything else on the planet- including himself.

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 01, 2005, 07:35:45 AM
We grow gills and go underwater.

Mario Mario he''s our man, if he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 01, 2005, 01:44:34 PM
Toxic waste from factories has already ridden the ocean of its oxygen.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 01, 2005, 01:49:55 PM
World explodes so now the oxygen-less water is gone(?)

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 01, 2005, 04:41:57 PM
I thought there was no more of that kind of thing here anymore, so...
Toxic waste is drunk by SpongeBob's evil twin

If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''''ve blow''''d up by now.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on October 01, 2005, 08:54:19 PM
Dr. Unbeatable destroys evil spongey twin.

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 01, 2005, 09:23:27 PM
Nuclear explosion wipes the Doc out.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 01, 2005, 10:57:35 PM
Poltergust 4000 (not 3000) sucks up the explosion residue.

If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 02, 2005, 07:49:15 AM
Plants make more oxygen.

(woops, didn't see page 26 when I put this on, just ignore it)

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 10/3/2005 5:03:54 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 02, 2005, 02:18:21 PM
How does that beat the Poltergust 4000?

If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 02, 2005, 02:19:56 PM
Scissors cuts up Poltergust 4000.

Hurry Up The Cakes!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 02, 2005, 02:46:29 PM
Rock. (I think you know why.)

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 02, 2005, 02:54:53 PM
Flamethrower melts the rock into lava.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 02, 2005, 09:37:32 PM
The same lava causes the flamethrower's fuel tank to combust.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 03, 2005, 06:04:44 AM
Lavagirl moves lava away.

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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on October 03, 2005, 06:10:22 AM
Lavagirl is defeated by her archnemesis, Girllava.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 03, 2005, 08:29:17 AM
Girllava is pushed into a big puddle of rainwater, by a boy on roller-skates and solidifies.

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 03, 2005, 02:35:49 PM
1000 years later she is excavated by explores by using hairdryers.

Mario Mario he''s our man, if he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 03, 2005, 05:52:36 PM
The excavation fails when mutant polar bears eat Girllava.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 03, 2005, 06:07:10 PM
Mutant polar bears are killed by a mutant ameoba/amoeba/paramecium.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 03, 2005, 06:12:22 PM
A virus injects it's RNA into the single-celled animal. It produces more of the virus and bursts.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on October 06, 2005, 12:13:07 AM
Norton antivirus software destroys the virus.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on October 07, 2005, 07:23:33 AM
Rock scissors that are thin as paper destroys the wonderful Antivirus (Norton is awesome IMO).

You know, something just occured to me.  Watoad said that GG's dog hit the ocean floor and died before drowing.  But in reality (whatever that is) wouldn't someone's lungs explode from falling so fast under the quickly increasing water pressure?  Just thinking.

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/7/2005 6:29:54 AM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 07, 2005, 09:35:26 AM
ROck distroyes the rock siscors, that is distroyed by paper. The rock sicissor that is as thin as paper implodes upon itself.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 13, 2005, 01:54:08 PM
English teacher "destroys" Koopaslaya's post thereby making the aforementioned implosion revert to an explosion.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 03:19:40 PM
Then Deezer revives his post.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 13, 2005, 04:15:16 PM
Deezer spontaneously combusts.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 04:19:59 PM
I don't even know what that means.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 13, 2005, 04:45:04 PM
Aarom's lack of knowledge concerning such subjects disallows it to be recreated in his imagination, therefore making it nonexistant.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 05:09:45 PM
But then I regain my knowledge but the topic is in my imagination. so it doesn't exist.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 13, 2005, 07:44:34 PM
Luigi Simpson makes the topic.

Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 13, 2005, 08:09:21 PM
Confusion brings us all the way back to rock, wich crushes the confused by simplifying matters.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 16, 2005, 05:43:05 PM
Then Albert Einstein makes all matter complicated again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 16, 2005, 05:52:04 PM
Calendar reminds us that it's 2005 and he's dead.

Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 16, 2005, 06:29:36 PM
You realize you're looking into the future.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 16, 2005, 06:39:46 PM
Eyes fall out of head which prevents looking.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 16, 2005, 06:42:34 PM
The vacant spot in your head allows for the eyes to be sucked back into place. (Now we're getting creative!)

Edited by - Suffix on 10/16/2005 5:43:48 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 16, 2005, 06:44:07 PM
Suffix's and PaperLuigi posting similar posts combines and doubles so no one can see into the future. Not even fortune tellers.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 16, 2005, 06:44:52 PM
Eyes fall out of head which prevents looking.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 16, 2005, 09:11:00 PM
Laser fries the eyes

Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 17, 2005, 02:27:19 AM
Laser is unplugged by Martha Stewart.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 17, 2005, 03:15:53 AM
government officials.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WW2 Buff on October 17, 2005, 02:49:42 PM
A Gun
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 03:07:33 PM
WW3 begins!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 17, 2005, 04:17:11 PM
Excellent compromisers put an end to World War III before fighting becomes brutal.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 17, 2005, 04:37:04 PM
The Treaty of Versailes is brought up and battle begins.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 04:46:49 PM
But they are tired so they stop.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 17, 2005, 04:49:05 PM
Red Bull- Energy Regain!

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 06:49:42 PM
That is to alcoholic so they die.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 17, 2005, 06:56:39 PM
Thier sons and daughters take thier places.

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/17/2005 5:57:08 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 06:58:09 PM
They're not born yet!

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 17, 2005, 06:59:58 PM
Time got messed up by some Doc, from a movie that you probably don't know about.

(Thanks Koopaslaya, I was begining to think thier weren't many people that knew of that movie.)

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/17/2005 6:46:53 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 07:05:09 PM
The movie has been deleted!

(Do you plan on replying to all my posts?)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 17, 2005, 07:44:54 PM
Deezer used MAX RESTORE on BACK TO THE FUTURE. BACK TO THE FUTURE recovered by 248!

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 17, 2005, 08:12:27 PM
KARATE CHOP breaks Deezer's GAME CARTRIDGE!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 17, 2005, 09:00:25 PM
ANTI-CHOP puts game back together!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 21, 2005, 03:38:29 AM
Karate man is 'accidently' killed by friendly fire from the US army.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on October 21, 2005, 08:58:30 AM
A really stupid flash cartoon of everything that happens in "Endless Rock Scissors Paper" distracts them and they miss him by a mile.

(E I):o{D___(--I I):o(D___(o 8(= P)___(= (:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 05:07:00 PM
The nerd that owns the computer it's played on, turns it off.

_____________________________
We are sorry, but the post you have dialed has ended please visit these fourums again and try again later
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on October 21, 2005, 06:10:43 PM
Nerd if made fun of by jocks and their cheerleader girlfriends.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 21, 2005, 07:38:01 PM
Army Tank blows away Jocks and CL's.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 21, 2005, 08:54:46 PM
Time.  Time kills everything.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 21, 2005, 09:06:44 PM
SMB2 stopwatch stops time from... timing... everything.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 21, 2005, 09:30:35 PM
Ah, but after 10 seconds, the stopwatch stops, so time still beats that.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 21, 2005, 11:39:45 PM
A subversive group of mutant, militant, and hyperintelligent squirrels finally devise a stopwatch capable of beating time indefinitely. (The whole matter is quickly turned into a government cover-up.)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 22, 2005, 12:06:16 AM
Society of Acorns teams up with psychotic mice to defeat the Squirrels.

I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 23, 2005, 05:02:22 PM
Woops, I stepped on the Acorns.

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on October 23, 2005, 05:11:48 PM
GiftedGirl is revealed in an exposé that tells she really isn't that gifted.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 23, 2005, 08:00:40 PM
Santa. `Nuff Said.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 24, 2005, 04:28:29 AM
Santa is mistaken for a candy cane by a ravenous Swalot and is eaten whole.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 24, 2005, 06:06:11 AM
Kirlia beats Swalot(Psychic > Poison)

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 24, 2005, 02:14:35 PM
The trainer's sibling "accidentally" releases the particular Pokémon.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 24, 2005, 03:36:14 PM
Charizard torches the trainer's sibling.

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 10/24/2005 2:36:40 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 24, 2005, 03:40:28 PM
BLASTOISE, I CHOOSE YOU! Hydro Pump, 'nuff said.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 24, 2005, 04:33:35 PM
Blastoise misses and he has 0PP for that move now.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 25, 2005, 04:17:07 AM
I use a clothespin to eject the Pokémon cartridge, corrupting the save slots and destroying their world.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 26, 2005, 01:11:57 AM
Obsessed gamer restarts game, gets all Level 100s and destroys the clothespin.

I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 26, 2005, 08:21:42 AM
The obsessed gamer meets a girl and falls in love.  She whips him pretty good, and he stops playing games...

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 26, 2005, 04:02:26 PM
After the release of Mario Kart DS, the obsessed gamer forgets the girlfriend's name. The result was not pretty.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 26, 2005, 04:07:19 PM
The beutiful woman smashed the Mario Kart game. He again fell in love with the wonderful lady.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 26, 2005, 09:09:31 PM
The beautiful lady is injected with testosterone.  She grows facial hair, so the gamer no longer likes her at all.



 

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 27, 2005, 01:01:59 AM
(ugh, nightmares tonight...)

Razor slices off the facial hair

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 27, 2005, 07:31:21 AM
She can't pay The hair cut dude, because it's too expensive.

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Edited by BiGmArIoFaN1.0
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 27, 2005, 08:57:53 AM
War breaks out, and the haircut man is drafted.  He dies on a battlefield in Sri Lanka.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 27, 2005, 09:00:22 AM
... and there never was a haircut dude anyway.  He said razor, not barber.

Anyway, he's dead.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 27, 2005, 12:06:40 PM
Henry Clay stops the war!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on October 27, 2005, 04:07:12 PM
Henry becomes a real piece of clay.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 27, 2005, 06:31:57 PM
Unown alter the world using the clay's thoughts and turn it back into Henry Clay.

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 27, 2005, 06:58:56 PM
It rains and Henry Clay turns into Henry Puddle.



 

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 28, 2005, 06:26:35 PM
Mutant child with  4,000 degree butt dries out the water.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 29, 2005, 12:06:27 AM
A pebble lands on the mutant's head and the mutant dies! (WTD?)

I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 29, 2005, 09:17:09 AM
A little girl picks up the pebble because it's shiny.  She splits it in half and puts it on a homemade necklace.



 

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 29, 2005, 01:04:39 PM
Giant concave light beacon blinds the poor little girl! (She later misplaces the necklace and never sees it again...)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on October 29, 2005, 01:50:26 PM
Electrician breaks the light.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 29, 2005, 02:01:27 PM
C'mon!  That's all you can come up with?

A meteor the size of Delaware crashes down from the sky, landing squarely on the vulnerable electrician.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 30, 2005, 04:24:19 PM
However, a giant spider poop elf the size of Texas destroys the meteor.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 30, 2005, 05:14:30 PM
A Scottish Terrier the size of Brazil gobbles up the giant poop thing.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 31, 2005, 12:34:49 AM
A Pikachu the size of Russia uses Thunder Wave on the Earth, paralyzing everything on it.

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 31, 2005, 06:43:49 AM
Then the Game Boy turned off!

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Edited by BiGmArIoFaN1.0 on 13/32/45
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 31, 2005, 06:53:22 AM
Then a guy named fred replaced the batteries and turned it on again.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 31, 2005, 07:00:37 AM
The new batteries break and the guy can't find anymore!

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MetalMario on October 31, 2005, 11:11:16 AM
then it starts raining batteries!!!  and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
batteries piles the city! now you dont have to find any!

mario and green day rocks
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 31, 2005, 11:16:52 AM
The guy gets blinded by the batteries so he can't see.

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Edited by BiGmArIoFaN1.0 on 13/32/45
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on October 31, 2005, 07:17:48 PM
Super Calculator saves the day, and devours (uses up) the batteries like popcorn!

Edited by - Suffix on 10/31/2005 5:18:50 PM

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 31, 2005, 08:18:21 PM
Giant nerd uses calculator too much and causes it to exploded!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on October 31, 2005, 10:25:34 PM
A giant jock--the natural predator of giant nerds--stuffs him in a locker.



 

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on October 31, 2005, 11:31:13 PM
Roof gets a leak, water gets on locker, and locker then rusts to nothing after awhile.

The animated House Musical.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MetalMario on November 01, 2005, 09:02:26 AM
a force field surrounds him now he cant get out!

mario and green day rocks
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 01, 2005, 01:01:07 PM
The water leaks on the forcefield generator, causing it to short out.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 01, 2005, 07:55:57 PM
Crazy chimp licks up all the water, much like liking his own pee.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 01, 2005, 07:56:50 PM
The chimp gets distracted, and does just that.

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Posted - 32 October 3005 13:61 PST
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on November 01, 2005, 08:16:51 PM
Dr. Robotussen uses the monkey as a test subject, giving him a super brain.  The monkey is no longer distracted.





EDIT:  I got lucky reply #486.

Edited by - DeadAwake on 11/1/2005 7:27:31 PM

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MetalMario on November 02, 2005, 09:36:17 AM
a AK47 kills the monkey......no more monkey!

move:mario and green day rocks
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on November 02, 2005, 01:06:19 PM
The Powers of French Toast defy natural laws of logic and ignorance at the same time, rendering projectile weapons useless!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 02, 2005, 06:52:26 PM
Hungry, over-weight walrus eats french toast!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on November 02, 2005, 08:05:58 PM
Friends of previously eaten clams exact revenge on the Walrus.

The animated House Musical.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 02, 2005, 09:14:10 PM
"Friends" goes off the air.

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/2/2005 7:14:42 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on November 02, 2005, 11:13:18 PM
Industry pollutes the air.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on November 03, 2005, 12:45:21 AM
Environmentalists destroy industry with slingshots made of tofu.



 

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 03, 2005, 01:29:10 AM
Beast Boy off Teen Titans eats the tofu (he's a vegetarian).

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MetalMario on November 03, 2005, 09:58:54 AM
atomic bombs!

no more nothing!

mario,green day and pokemon rock!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on November 03, 2005, 10:02:24 PM
Godzilla eats the atomic bombs and becomes more powerful.



 

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 03, 2005, 10:05:00 PM
Godzilla is stopped by Reptar.

Hurry Up The Cakes!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 04, 2005, 06:42:27 PM
But Godzilla and Reptar are both fictional, and so the bombs were never eaten in the first place.

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on November 04, 2005, 07:10:03 PM
Godzilla doesn't like Luigi Simpson's attitude and stomps him flat.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 04, 2005, 07:16:53 PM
But the fact that that they are fictional, comes back by me! Muwahaha!!

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Warning: This is the end of post, may contain "Hazardious Objects", and is only safe for 13 and up.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 11/4/2005 5:17:15 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on November 04, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
Phisolophical quandary on the nature of reality leaves me no way of knowing that bigmariofan1.0 exists.  I think, therefore I am, but I cannot experience the thoughts of bigmariofan1.0 and I thus cannot confirm his existence.  I declare him to be fictional, and as such his declaration of Godzilla's fictionality was fictional.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on November 04, 2005, 07:41:49 PM
Godzilla stomps on philosophy and unintentionally renders himself fictional again.  The End.

Edited by - DeadAwake on 11/4/2005 5:43:17 PM

Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 04, 2005, 09:38:42 PM
PaperLuigi starts it up again!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on November 04, 2005, 10:25:10 PM
Scissors Luigi beats paper Luigi.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on November 04, 2005, 10:40:25 PM
ScissorsMario hogs the spotlight from ScissorsLuigi.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on November 04, 2005, 10:59:43 PM
Thwomp beats ScissorsMario.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 04, 2005, 11:31:58 PM
Holy hand grenade blows Thwomp to bits! (I loved that part of the movie.  Not the Thwomp.)

It's interesting how people reply to this topic.  So people use heavy-duty weapons, while others use quirky facts or thoughts.  Would you call that passive thinking?  I don't know.  But I guess that I'm just an explosive personality.  BOMB!

(E I):o{D___(--I I):o(D___(o 8(= P)___(= (:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/4/2005 9:32:29 PM
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on November 04, 2005, 11:40:35 PM
Operator of the Holy Hand Grenade accidentally counts to five and blows himself up.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on November 05, 2005, 12:01:10 AM
789, and 785 too.

 
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 05, 2005, 03:14:34 AM
The Knights who say NI drive everyone insane, and they become the rulers of the universe!

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z''nourrwringmm.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on November 05, 2005, 07:42:29 AM
They suffocate from saying NI for 5 days straight.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on November 05, 2005, 11:49:23 PM
Famous scientists who worked during the Apollo 13 mission construct a massive scrubber!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on November 06, 2005, 11:48:30 AM
Someone says WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! for 2 days straight and the sicentists die from annoyance.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 06, 2005, 01:30:06 PM
MAY used REVIVE on SCIENTISTS! SCIENTISTS regained 1/2 of max HP!

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on November 06, 2005, 06:22:12 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Gave them Poison and Burn so they died again and MAY has no more revives or Max Revives or whatever.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 07, 2005, 05:54:41 AM
MAY went to a pokemon centre and got them healed.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on November 07, 2005, 10:46:07 AM
Expensive malpractice insurance drives pokemon centre doctors out of business.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on November 07, 2005, 04:10:25 PM
MAY gets a book and learns to heal the Pokemon.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on November 07, 2005, 11:43:48 PM
Trogdor burninates May and the thatched-roof cottage nearby.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: ViRUS on December 03, 2005, 12:11:21 AM
The Knights in the game TROGDOR!! SWORD! him.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 03, 2005, 11:53:01 AM
How did "Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper" end up talking about Trogdor and knight-dragon-castle type stuff? Uhh...I'm confused.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 01:36:08 PM
Well. I had Trogdor burninate May and no one posted for a long time. Nothing else can kill him, so there.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 09:10:51 PM
Rock, paper, scissors! Dang! I can never beat myself! -_-' I'm really good.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 03, 2005, 09:34:36 PM
Enraged Brendan tells Rayquaza to use Hyper Beam. Ouch.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 04, 2005, 12:00:57 AM
Re-what's-his-face is crushed by a garbage can.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2005, 09:17:15 AM
Fluffy puppy kicks garbage can.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on December 04, 2005, 10:23:04 AM
Curiousity killed the fluffy puppy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 01:25:54 PM
Encyclopedia ends curiosity.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2005, 01:39:03 PM
Little kid takes crayons and d00dles on the encyclopedia's pages.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 01:43:03 PM
Parent puts children up for adoption ;_;
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 01:47:10 PM
Sniper snipes parents.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 01:48:24 PM
Nazi kills sniper
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: ottermi619 on December 04, 2005, 04:33:27 PM
U.S. troops detain Nazi
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 04, 2005, 04:59:24 PM
John Kerry brings down US. (Just a joke.)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 04, 2005, 05:20:36 PM
George W. Bush saves the U.S.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 04, 2005, 05:22:11 PM
2008 puts him out of office.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 05:42:00 PM
20X6 succeeds 2008
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on December 04, 2005, 05:42:02 PM
20X6 = 120, and 2008 > 120, so good math wins.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 04, 2005, 05:50:31 PM
I pitty the fool who is good at math. Mr. T always wins.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 05:56:21 PM
Anvil falls and smashes Mr. T.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 07:54:05 PM
Snorlax eats anvil!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on December 04, 2005, 07:55:06 PM
Snorlax.... Falls asleep.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 08:19:12 PM
Mountain Dew kills sleep
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 08:30:57 PM
Fat Albert chugs Mt. Dew.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 08:37:41 PM
Heart failure!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 08:45:46 PM
Tom Petty breaks heart.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 05, 2005, 02:14:45 AM
TV kills the radio star.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: ottermi619 on December 05, 2005, 03:48:07 PM
HDTV replaces regular TV...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on December 05, 2005, 04:00:46 PM
A shoe smashes through HDTV screen.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 05, 2005, 04:01:24 PM
I wear the shoe
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 04:07:21 PM
Wario swallows you
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 05, 2005, 08:24:30 PM
Koopaslaya gets stuck in Wario's throat, and he chokes and dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on December 05, 2005, 11:42:44 PM
Sticky note gives Koopaslaya a paper cut-- Ow!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 05, 2005, 11:45:04 PM
Environmentalists recycle the sticky note into a chopstick.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 11:48:29 PM
Pollution makes environmentalists faint.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 06, 2005, 12:01:10 AM
Oh, this is obvious...

Captain Planet saves the day!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 12:05:26 AM
Enormous rock falls on him from the 'bove.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 06, 2005, 12:05:19 AM
Enormous paper falls on the enormous rock.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 06, 2005, 06:58:52 AM
CHARIZARD used FLAMETHROWER! *cool fire animation* Enemy PAPER fainted! CHARIZARD gained 123 EXP!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on December 06, 2005, 02:12:43 PM
Ash finally trains CHARIZARD fully. He then releases him back into the wild?(wtd?)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 04:21:42 PM
Random military people kill Ash for no reason whatsoever.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 06, 2005, 04:39:55 PM
Random military people step on land mines and blow up!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 06, 2005, 05:38:03 PM
Godzilla destroys the mines.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 12:44:41 AM
Giant meatball sub flies down from the sky and suishes Godzilla.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 07, 2005, 01:35:12 AM
Mmm... Army of Yoshis eat the meatball sub.

... You wouldn't DARE hurt the Yoshis, would you???
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 07, 2005, 07:03:16 AM
Yoshies are drawn away by the scent of steak.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on December 07, 2005, 10:51:03 AM
The scent of steak quickly becomes malodorous due to being in the sun too long.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 07, 2005, 03:28:09 PM
The sun is eaten by a maniacal plumber named Wario.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 06:05:54 PM
Wario dies from being a big fat idiot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 07, 2005, 06:57:07 PM
Wario goes to help center in Heaven to learn "How not to be a big fat idiot."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 06:58:29 PM
How did Wario get to heaven?!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 07, 2005, 09:42:22 PM
He helped his grandmother's brother-in law's Great Aunt's 3rd cousin's former roommate carry his grabage out the door. I think....
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 07, 2005, 09:56:02 PM
Heaven's lawyer points out that the defendent, Wario, does not--in fact--have a viable alibi to support that particular good deed.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on December 08, 2005, 01:23:34 AM
lawyer dies, too, but ends up in the "other place" for being a "crooked" lawyer
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 08, 2005, 07:03:30 AM
Someone who believes in re-incarnation instead of afterlifes erases both places from existance.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on December 08, 2005, 01:47:58 PM
Person is reincarnated into a cow, which is then killed and its steak is eaten by someone
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 08, 2005, 07:55:24 PM
That someone dies of Mad Cow disease.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on December 09, 2005, 12:06:48 AM
Scientists discover that lemons cure Mad Cow Disease.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 12:09:39 AM
Kirby swallows lemons.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 09, 2005, 01:13:30 AM
Apples swallow Kirby. (..?)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on December 09, 2005, 02:37:59 AM
Apples get mad Kirby disease.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 09, 2005, 10:48:33 AM
Scientists find they can cure mad Kirby disease with Koopa parts.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 09, 2005, 01:55:05 PM
Koopa vacine gives the scientists bad carma and turtle shells, so they're scarred for life.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 09:53:25 PM
The devil kills them all.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 10:11:40 PM
Well, God kills Satan and therefore I win, but I'm not going to do that.

Ganondorf stomps on the Koopa Vaccine.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 09, 2005, 10:52:41 PM
Koopa Vaccine's older brother stomps on Ganondorf.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2005, 11:55:08 AM
Older brother is crushed by partially eaten rock!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on December 10, 2005, 01:42:11 PM
PaperLuigi's choice prompts the US Copyright Office to give him and the rock a jail term of eleventyfour jigloyarns.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2005, 03:38:35 PM
US Copyright Office is destroyed by the Partially Eaten Rock and Suzzy show fan club, after seeing their star put in jail for something PL did.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on December 10, 2005, 07:30:06 PM
I break PL out and erase the US's Copyright's Office memory.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on December 10, 2005, 08:57:04 PM
Memory lives on in the hearts of America's children.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 01:00:19 AM
A new Pokémon movie is released that tells all the children to jump off a cliff.  So they do.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 11, 2005, 03:12:20 AM
A new DBZ movie is released that tells all the cliffs to jump off a child.  So they do.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 11, 2005, 08:23:05 AM
No cliffs go to the new DBZ movie, leaving children unharmed.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 11, 2005, 08:38:40 AM
Excessive advertising forces cliffs to go to DBZ movie.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 11, 2005, 08:43:53 AM
Mountain climbers destroy cliffs.
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Post by: dude677 on December 11, 2005, 11:23:21 AM
Thirst and hunger strike mountain climbers.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 12:30:12 PM
Grandma cures thirst and hunger, by making sure everyone's tummy stays full of casserole and pie.  :D
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 11, 2005, 12:34:53 PM
Their tummies blow up.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 12:37:43 PM
An evil scientist gives them robotic tummies.
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Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 01:52:48 PM
Michael Jackson completely bewilders scientists, driving them insane.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 11, 2005, 02:37:06 PM
Michael Jackson moonwalks off a building and into a dumpster.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 02:37:23 PM
Beebop and Rocksteady plant turbo boosters at the four corners of the building, bossting it into dimension X.  I think...
Title: Catlazergun™
Post by: Suffix on December 11, 2005, 03:28:07 PM
Chuck McSeegohn pulls from a viola case a concealed Catlazergun™ and demolishes the peculiar duo.
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Post by: TEM on December 11, 2005, 03:46:08 PM
TEM huffs the soul out of the Catlazergun.
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Post by: Hirocon on December 11, 2005, 04:39:40 PM
Mysterious masked man who refers to himself only as "The Avenger" challenges TEM to a game of Tetris Attack, and defeats him in an epic, Earth-shattering battle.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 05:19:09 PM
The wind blows too hard, and The Avenger's mask falls off.  He is revealed to be Michael Jackson, who did not die from the dumpster fall.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 11, 2005, 05:40:02 PM
MJ scoops up his mask and puts it on real fast.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 11, 2005, 05:54:42 PM
MJ is destroyed by the law.
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Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 10:16:43 PM
Bozar inverts reality and destroys the laws with chaos
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 11, 2005, 10:18:54 PM
Anti-reality inversion machine returns reality to normal.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 10:47:26 PM
The Matrix has you.
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Post by: TEM on December 12, 2005, 07:10:22 AM
No, the Tetris has you. (http://www.kontek.net/TEM/Tetris%20has%20you.bmp)
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Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 11:17:23 AM
@_@
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Post by: Suffix on December 12, 2005, 01:09:39 PM
Visine cures Bird Person's inability to see the Tetris creation.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 12, 2005, 03:14:01 PM
Haha.  Nice.

Anyway, Lasik makes a surgery to deal with itchy, dry eyes, and Visine goes bankrupt.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 03:33:52 PM
Then Donald Trump makes money fall from the sky like a bad rain storm.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 12, 2005, 05:45:03 PM
Donald Trump and the money are destroyed by the gov't for counterfeiting.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 06:38:58 PM
Donald Trump buys the goverment, and re-gives the money.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 12, 2005, 08:52:35 PM
Abe Lincoln's ghost gets angry at Trump for stealing gov't, and punches him out, stealing the gov't for himself.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 10:30:10 PM
Luigi sucks up Ghost Lincoln.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 12, 2005, 10:35:05 PM
Luigi dodges a Boo that goes flying towards him, and runs.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 12, 2005, 11:08:50 PM
The Boo spontaneously combusts.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 13, 2005, 04:09:47 AM
Mario uses his time machine, and turns off the TV when PaperLuigi is about to watch a Discovery Channel special on spontaneous combustion.  He goes forward a few more years and cuts out the magazine article on spontaneous combustion.  Then, he steals all the books and blocks all the websites that reference spontaneous combustion, so PaperLuigi never finds out about it, and can't make Boo spontaneously combust.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on December 13, 2005, 06:53:46 AM
Inexperienced player makes Mario run into the first Goomba.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 09:16:38 AM
Wario gets his time machine (a hammer) goes to the NES cartridge the inexperienced player would have played and sends the Goomba to oblivion.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 13, 2005, 04:11:01 PM
A gigantic chicken eats Wario, but becomes sick from eating too much fat.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 13, 2005, 04:33:17 PM
Wario eats all fat from the chicken because he had nothing better to do.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 07:50:43 PM
Giga Bowser breathes fire at Wario until all the fat gets burned off, then squishes him.
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Post by: Suffix on December 13, 2005, 09:52:27 PM
Luigi smacks Giga Bowser into obvlivion.
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Post by: Sapphira on December 13, 2005, 09:55:52 PM
Peach KO's Luigi by using her frying pan attack
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 13, 2005, 11:06:53 PM
Jigglypuff puts them down.  As in down.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 14, 2005, 02:13:54 AM
BLAZIKEN used Sky Uppercut.
It's super effective!
Foe JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
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Post by: TEM on December 14, 2005, 07:11:32 AM
BLAZIKEN dies of a combo of Caps-lock Disease and Hyper-propernounism.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 07:22:56 AM
I CATCH CAPS-LOCK DISEASE.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 14, 2005, 10:57:30 AM
You fall down an endless chasm. No extra lives for you, either.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 11:03:56 AM
Bird Person trips on the corpse.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 14, 2005, 11:57:01 AM
... and lands on a fluffy pillow--so comfy it makes you go ^.^
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 01:31:37 PM
A seven year old bed-wetter takes a leak on the pillow.
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Post by: DeadAwake on December 14, 2005, 02:24:48 PM
The bed-wetter gets Huggies for Christmas.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 14, 2005, 02:28:37 PM
The Grinch comes!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 02:34:21 PM
And the Whoville P.D. give him the electric chair.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on December 14, 2005, 02:49:42 PM
Faulty wiring burns down the electric chair.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2005, 03:38:13 PM
Repair man man man man man man saves the day! And at this point, lollollol!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 08:53:55 PM
Mr. Melee uses too many Nickelodeon references and explodes.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 14, 2005, 09:18:29 PM
Mr. Melee reverses the explosions and implodes instead.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:17:00 AM
Mr.Melee is alive because I'm Mr.Melee, not Mr. Melee! Who's Mr. Melee?
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on December 15, 2005, 03:08:38 PM
Sapphira bans Mr.Melee for spamming and irritating everyone. (Seriously, you're on REALLY thin ice, there.)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 03:12:04 PM
Mr.Melee begs for forgiveness.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Jake on December 15, 2005, 03:21:45 PM
Poop Dude comes in and forgives Mr. Melee, though he didn't really see what he did wrong.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 03:24:07 PM
Mr.Melee thanks Poop Dude for sticking up for him and still pleads forgiveness, as he's realized his wrong doings.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 03:26:13 PM
I ignore all but Sapph's post because this is way off-topic. (To me, this is more like "Hey, I'll wait for someone to counter-attack Sapph's post then I'll thank him and get off-topic.") Wait, did I just sound like a mod again? If so, I can delete my post or edit, which ever you perfer.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sapphira on December 15, 2005, 03:28:36 PM
Sapphira forgives Mr.Melee if he doesn't keep replying to virtually every single topic and doing so with annoying, useless posts that don't contribute anything to the topic. (Just so you know what exactly it is that you're doing wrong.)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on December 15, 2005, 03:29:27 PM
.......

Frying pan hits Rhino on the head.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 03:31:41 PM
Bacon stains frying pan.
(I'm back on topic and will try to act less immature. Merry Christmas to all, still!)
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 15, 2005, 03:43:37 PM
No one pushed the button so thus there is no bacon....
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 03:50:00 PM
Mr.Melee pushes the button and says Yay!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 04:33:44 PM
Bird Person drops a very sharp pencil into Mr.Melee's head.
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Post by: dude677 on December 15, 2005, 04:39:55 PM
The sharp pencil's lead is broken by a 3-year old.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 04:41:09 PM
The 3-year old is taken to a daycare.
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Post by: Jake on December 15, 2005, 04:48:05 PM
A bullies at the Daycare, so the three year old pooped his pants.
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Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 07:05:10 PM
The teacher gives the bully a time out.
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Post by: Suffix on December 15, 2005, 07:09:44 PM
Low wages drive away the teacher.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 15, 2005, 07:26:55 PM
The extra wages are used to buy a class pet hampster!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on December 15, 2005, 08:15:31 PM
Pet hampster escapes into the night, where it is eaten by an alligator.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 08:20:07 PM
Alligator is swallowed by a crocodile
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 15, 2005, 08:22:07 PM
The Crocodile hunert, Steve Erwin is on the prowl.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Jake on December 16, 2005, 01:58:20 PM
Steve Erwin then jams his thumb up the croc's.....well, that's self explanetory.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 16, 2005, 02:09:38 PM
I ingnore PD's post.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 16, 2005, 04:14:18 PM
PD's post swallows blf1.0's post.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 16, 2005, 04:15:06 PM
PD goes ......... to the bathroom.
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Post by: TEM on December 16, 2005, 04:19:06 PM
You see that's not really him being bested or defeated so that doesn't make any sense.

Bathroom is partially blown up by an M-80 Robot Attacker.
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Post by: BP on December 16, 2005, 04:32:13 PM
Water rusts the whatever thing until it's completely gone.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 16, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
Wario strikes again and slurps up all the water.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 16, 2005, 07:31:36 PM
Wario is crushed by partially eaten......you know what, just forget it. Wario dies from heart attack.
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Post by: Jake on December 16, 2005, 11:14:18 PM
The late Poop Dude meets the late Wario in heaven (or is it the other place? Oh well). They become best friends and both plan to someday get ressurected.
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Post by: BP on December 16, 2005, 11:55:49 PM
Mr. Green is deemed far too disturbing to walk across Earth's surface again and that never happens. *looks up at sky* Thank you.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 17, 2005, 01:14:18 PM
Earth explodes, so everyone goes to heaven anyway.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 17, 2005, 02:05:00 PM
But Heaven is good, so that is pretty pointless.
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Post by: Tingrio on December 17, 2005, 04:30:49 PM
Then it all turns out to be a computer glitch making everyone float through outer space.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2005, 08:57:27 PM
Then Tingrio wakes up and goes to school.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 18, 2005, 02:01:13 AM
School is destroyed by partially eaten bomb.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on December 18, 2005, 02:38:32 PM
A starving kid eats the rest of the bomb.
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Post by: Jake on December 18, 2005, 05:51:34 PM
Instead of exploding, it just makes the starving kid give off an enormous fart.
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Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 12:06:56 PM
Oust Air Sanitizer, Glade Plugins, Febreze, and all that other air freshening stuff cancels out the wrath of Mr. Green.
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Post by: Jake on December 19, 2005, 01:12:54 PM
Poop Dude asks Bird Person this question: Wait, weren't you calling me Mr. Green?
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 04:28:11 PM
*edits post*
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 19, 2005, 09:53:52 PM
Bowser comes and hacks into the forums, destroying the edited post.
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Post by: BP on December 20, 2005, 02:48:05 PM
Mario kills Bowser the usual way and edits forums.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 20, 2005, 05:57:08 PM
Mario just.... dies.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 20, 2005, 06:52:11 PM
Life-Shroom. (Need I explain?)
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 20, 2005, 07:15:13 PM
It actually went to Luigi who died from horror when Mario died.
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Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 09:36:20 PM
But put poison in the 1-up mushroom before anyone took it.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 04:35:46 PM
Luigi's eating days are over, bring in Daisy.
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Post by: Sapphira on December 21, 2005, 07:38:56 PM
Daisy is stabbed for her incessant saying of "HI I'M DAISY!!"
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 21, 2005, 07:45:37 PM
The Dagger tha stabbed her was just a figment of her imagination, as was the Dagger in Macbeth
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Post by: MattC13 on December 21, 2005, 08:51:09 PM
Andydrew (eats the Dagger in Macbeth)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 21, 2005, 10:00:23 PM
I kill Andydrew with this pair of meat scissors. And he is NEVER EVER mentioned again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 21, 2005, 11:13:43 PM
A hose comes, drawing a founatin of water over the meat scissors, thus rusting them.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 21, 2005, 11:30:50 PM
Waluigi shoots the horse in the head with a Zapper with a pair of Scissors taped to the front. 700th reply to this topic!
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Post by: MOG77 on December 22, 2005, 01:29:51 AM
Waluigi shoots the horse in the head with a Zapper with a pair of Scissors taped to the front.
*ghost possesses Waluigi and he shoots himself*
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Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 22, 2005, 01:40:01 AM
The ghost of Waluigi gets attacked by the hose that he didn't shoot.
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Post by: MOG77 on December 22, 2005, 01:43:39 AM
Waluigi self destructs and reforms into a gamecube.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 02:34:05 AM
The Gamecube is beaten by the Revolution
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Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 02:36:00 AM
The DS clamps the Revolution's power plug and pulls it out.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 02:39:41 AM
when me and my sister play that game, we usually say rock, paper, scissors, GUN!
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 03:15:49 AM
the DS is crushed by the Empire and Darth Vader.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 09:25:21 AM
Luke comes and puts everyone in a timeout.
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Post by: dude677 on December 22, 2005, 09:28:08 AM
The timeout is broken by a diplomatic agreement.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 09:29:19 AM
I, the lawyer, find a loophole and destroy said document.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 22, 2005, 10:56:24 AM
YOu loose the case, and Jude Judy reigns supreme.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 10:57:01 AM
Judge Trudy destroys Judge Judy!!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 12:31:09 PM
Yoshi eats Judge Trudy , and turns her into an egg.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 12:44:29 PM
Yoshi falls into a death hole... of death.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 06:47:24 PM
The death hole is blocked off by the Atari 2600 ET cartridges.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2005, 09:01:46 PM
Umm.. recycling makes the Atari stuff into Game Boy and DS stuff?
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 22, 2005, 09:10:35 PM
Recycling is smashed by Americans.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 09:14:22 PM
US smashed by EVIL Communists, propaganda, and Chinese Radicals. By the way, I'm not
un-american.
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Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
All those peoples are crushed by partially eaten mailboxes.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 10:17:36 PM
The mailboxes are melted down and made into cheap Chevys.
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:21:19 PM
They crash into steel mailboxes.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 11:36:01 PM
The cheap mailboxes are made into Bill Gates' GatesBots that destroy LA
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:42:10 PM
LA is no more but the bots blow up.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 03:16:02 AM
The bots are replaced, but Microsoft goes bankrupt because of 2 faulty products (the bots and the X-box 360)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 09:15:46 AM
Sony joins Microsoft in bankruptcy. Let's keep it like that.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2005, 09:20:40 AM
Anti Bankrupt Man saves Sony(but not Microsoft :P)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 09:21:25 AM
ABM is stopped by a big sammich.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 23, 2005, 09:22:24 AM
Big Sammich is eaten.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 09:24:26 AM
Big Sammich gives eating person heart burn and food poisoning, person explodes.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 01:00:55 PM
Big sammich is found by a construction worker who lasers it.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 05:41:45 PM
Construction worker is destroyed by a giant Galapagos tortoise.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2005, 07:46:13 PM
Giant tortoise goes away to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 07:51:53 PM
TMNT goes off the air because of poor ratings.
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Post by: Jake on December 24, 2005, 12:15:38 AM
In favor of the old TMNT cartoon coming back.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 12:29:34 AM
Old film disolves
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Post by: Suffix on December 24, 2005, 12:57:17 AM
Vacuum container prevents dissolving.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 01:01:42 AM
((brother of Yoshi55)
                                                                                                                                                                                                     Masterchief shoots conatainer with SMG(SubMachineGun)
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 01:58:56 AM
Masterchief is killed by a PONG paddle
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 10:37:13 AM
Why do I have to destroy the nostalgia? PONG paddle is demolished by Mario.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on December 24, 2005, 10:59:30 AM
Mario refuses to do this again and walks away, leaving Mr. Melee in shock.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:05:36 AM
Someone gives me a fake stuffed turtle and I am happy again. (^.^)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 24, 2005, 11:37:07 AM
Turtle toy is replaced with Wartortle toy. (I like Wartortle, so what?)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:38:38 AM
Blastoise takes out the Wartortle.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 01:30:52 PM
(brother) My brother made a mistake and would kill us all if there was no masterchief because then the covenant would have activated Halo. Since you are all Mario fans I will explain this. Halo is a super weapon that if activated destroys stuff on a galctic scale, but the covenant think its a holy ring so they try to activate it. thanks for killing us all!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 24, 2005, 02:36:40 PM
Someone messes up the space-time continuem, causing the Halo to be erased from existance. Nothing can escape space and time!
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 03:37:11 PM
Doc Brown from Back to the Future fixes the time space continuem
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:29:11 PM
Back to the Future is cancelled.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 08:33:07 PM
Iggy uses super potion on Back to the Future
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 02:19:50 AM
Iggy is knocked into lava.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 05:11:15 AM
Lava hardens before he falls in.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 26, 2005, 07:37:57 AM
Iggy wakes up.
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Post by: dude677 on December 26, 2005, 07:52:49 AM
Sleeping gas makes him go back to sleep.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 26, 2005, 07:53:27 AM
Fire explodeds everything. Yes, explodeds.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 05:50:18 PM
Water puts out fire.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 26, 2005, 05:59:01 PM
Pikachu.....
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Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 07:40:32 PM
Rat-eating snake swallows Pikachu.
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Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 07:48:24 PM
Rat-eating-snake-repellant.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 07:50:49 PM
Snorlax uses Hyper Beam, and causes the repellant to faint.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 09:42:13 PM
R.O.B. throws Game Boy out the window into a dumpster.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 09:42:56 PM
ROB is hit by a Spiny Blue Shell by Waluigi.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 09:46:23 PM
The spiny pops out before collision with R.O.B. and says "You'll hear from my lawyers!" And sues Waluigi.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 04:52:54 AM
Will someone respond? mine's easy to beat.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 27, 2005, 09:49:27 AM
Shadow Lugia blasts both the Spiny and the Spiny's lawyer into the sky. You can here the Spiny say "Looks like Spiny's blastin' off again!!!"(I had to add that joke)
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 03:53:19 PM
Shadow Lugia is purified.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 27, 2005, 05:18:44 PM
Purification chamber backs up because of all the Shadow Pokemon that need purifying.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 06:03:34 PM
Mods point out that ths is a Mario forum and ban GiftedGirl.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 27, 2005, 06:40:18 PM
I don't have a problem with her. She can do what she pleases in this topic.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 06:40:51 PM
I'm just kidding... okay, then, Professor Oak fixes machine.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 06:45:20 PM
what are you all doing in this topic anyway? i dont get it. tell me so i can join!
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 27, 2005, 06:46:41 PM
(NO NO NO!!! THAT WAS MY COUNTER!!!) Geez oh man, people cant take a joke. SO Restart then.

--RESTARTING--
 
Paper beats Rock.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 06:49:28 PM
It's not endless anymore... anyway, fire destroys paper.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 06:54:27 PM
water destroys fire and paper
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 27, 2005, 08:47:05 PM
Baby diaper sucks up the water.
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Post by: Sunbun on December 27, 2005, 09:45:55 PM
Baby eats diaper.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 27, 2005, 09:46:35 PM
The babie's Mom burps him, eleasing the diaper.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 10:29:25 PM
Mom is distracted by the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System
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Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 12:39:41 AM
Dust wreks the NES in a non-violent way.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 12:40:47 AM
Dust is utterly destroyed by ROB.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 12:51:04 AM
R.O.B. drinks too much because he was discontinued in 1988.
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Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 02:57:19 AM
Wario comes by and drinks all the alcohol.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 03:13:54 AM
Wario drives drunk on Mushroom Bridge and drives off the edge right next to the bridge killing him and Daisy (Just kidding. Only the fatso Wario died) and the kart was totaled out (Wario was not in his '50s style kart, he had stolen Daisy's)
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 03:16:05 AM
Daisy steals Wario's car, and drives off in it.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 07:00:44 AM
Peach stops Daisy by beating her in a game of SSBM. Daisy returns the Kart to Wario's grave.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 02:35:13 PM
Bowser kidnaps Peach. For like, the millionth time.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 03:25:07 PM
Mario's eating a sub, so Toad has to rescue Peach, which he does.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 05:02:47 PM
Toad is attacked by a random Shroomish.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 05:13:36 PM
Charizard used Flamethrower, it was super effective, Shroomish fainted.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 05:18:15 PM
Blastoise attacks and Charizard goes to 0 HP.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 05:56:55 PM
well...all the ssbm characters  attack blastoise and he dies, incedently
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 06:01:04 PM
I take SSBM out of the Gamecube and replace it with Sonic Heroes.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 06:01:25 PM
darn it.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 06:07:55 PM
Knuckles ditches Sonic and Tails, gets rid of Omega, and joins Rouge and Shadow, therefore glitching the game and causing Knuckles, Shadow and Rouge to escape to the real world.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 06:10:57 PM
My made-up Sonic charecter, Teri, steals Shadow away to hug on him. This, for some strange reason, deletes Knuckles and Rouge from reality.
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Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 06:13:48 PM
Dry Bones fires a missile from the Dry Bomber, makes GiftedGirl explode and die, making Teri cease to exist (die).
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 06:15:19 PM
Shadow destroys Dry Bones with Chaos Control.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 06:16:43 PM
peach and link destroys chaos controls with endless peach bomber attacks and sword atack
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Post by: TEM on December 28, 2005, 07:31:54 PM
Videogame player turns off the GC.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 28, 2005, 08:14:26 PM
Video game character dies from a massive game withdrawl.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 09:23:56 PM
Dr. Mario jumps out of the player's NES that was recently dug out of the closet and cures the withdraw with NES before he dies.
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Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 11:19:15 PM
The person, who was born in 1997 and has no clue what the box in front of him is, smashes it and Dr. Mario.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2005, 07:29:43 AM
The person... gets a tomato thrown at him!
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 29, 2005, 08:00:54 AM
The gamer finds out what it is and plays it (destruction of NESes is NOT cool! Don't do it. It makes me angry. And I was born in 1992 and I know what an NES is. In fact, I play it all the time. And my first console was an N64.)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2005, 09:20:40 AM
Gamer gets distracted by UFO outside the window.
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 10:45:43 AM
UFO shot down by guy with a rocket propelled grenade launcher.
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Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 11:02:48 AM
Guy with a rocked propelled grenade launcher looses to Bowser in a dance-off.
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 11:10:54 AM
Later, Mario beats Bowser at DDR: Mario Mix.
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Post by: MetalMario on December 29, 2005, 12:55:51 PM
I beat mario at ddr:mm, ha!
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Post by: Suffix on December 29, 2005, 01:04:50 PM
After being in the air for too long, MetalMario turns into iron oxide.
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Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 01:58:03 PM
Vacuum eliminates air.

The gamer finds out what it is and plays it (destruction of NESes is NOT cool! Don't do it. It makes me angry. And I was born in 1992 and I know what an NES is. In fact, I play it all the time. And my first console was an N64.)
It was the last thing so I had to. I wouldn't really smash an NES.
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Post by: TEM on December 29, 2005, 02:09:29 PM
Vacuum is unplugged by low men in yellow coats.
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Post by: Khold on December 29, 2005, 02:12:26 PM
Mario comes in and jumps on their heads.
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 02:23:36 PM
Angry about being beaten, Bowser comes in and jumps on Mario's head.
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Post by: Khold on December 29, 2005, 02:25:44 PM
Luigi cries a river and drowns Bowser because Mario just lost a life. Now Mario has to start the level ALL over again!
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 29, 2005, 02:26:35 PM
Mario and Luigi both fall into a pool of Maple Syrup.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 02:41:33 PM
Wario eats the maple syrup pool
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 02:52:39 PM
In his haste, Wario ate Luigi. He chokes and dies. (again)
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 04:16:33 PM
luigi pops out of wario's dead organs. he has mutated from all the drama and he turns into a big monster and eats bowser for good
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 29, 2005, 04:21:44 PM
Luigi is returned to normal by an E.Gadd gadget.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 04:27:06 PM
awwwwwwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 29, 2005, 04:43:30 PM
So do I have to do awwww man or E. Gadd's gadget?
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 29, 2005, 04:52:39 PM
n00bs attack and distroy anything in their paths. Beat that.
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 04:56:01 PM
n00bs turn on each other and kill themselves. Do I win?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 04:59:36 PM
use my aww man
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 05:11:28 PM
pt_peach eats Luigi. She dies, and Luigi is once again a mutant.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 29, 2005, 05:12:34 PM
Half-Eaten boulder smashes the mutant Luigi.
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 05:16:10 PM
Wario smashes the boulder. He then pushes Koopaslaya's button, recieves lots of bacon, eats it, and dies from a massive heart attack.
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Post by: Suffix on December 29, 2005, 05:53:06 PM
Closed loop is opened up with the touch of a button.
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Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2005, 07:54:35 PM
Button turns out to be Koopaslaya's button. Suffix recieves bacon and gets burned by hot oil on it.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 29, 2005, 08:07:47 PM
Break out the pain-reliever!
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 29, 2005, 10:32:30 PM
Pain-reliever is recalled.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 01:23:45 AM
Pain releaver is found out to work anyway.
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Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 03:00:42 AM
You'll kill me for saying this, but Wario comes and eats all the painreliever, thinking it was candy.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 03:17:20 AM
Wario dies...



...again...
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 05:45:01 AM
Bowser hops out of Super Mario Bros. and feeds Wario a 1-up mushroom from Super Mario Bros.
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Post by: MetalMario on December 30, 2005, 08:38:01 AM
it was a poison 1-up!
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 08:58:05 AM
MetalMario doesn't realize that there are no poison 'shrooms in SMB for NES (Bowser hopped out of the NES game, not SMB2j on Famicom Disk System or Super Mario All-Stars on Super NES) thereby canceling it out. (not trying to be negative to you, MetalMario, just countering with SMB)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 30, 2005, 10:31:24 AM
Um, I insert SMAS.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 10:44:28 AM
It's an NES, so SMAS doesn't run. And your SNES breaks and you can't afford a new one.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 30, 2005, 12:32:19 PM
A certain band plays a couple of songs and everyone stops fighting(for the time being) so that they can listen to the music.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 01:07:21 PM
The Death Star fires a low-power beam squarely at the band, killing them all and creating a hole in the Ozone layer ('80s reference) and the ground.
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Post by: MaxVance on December 30, 2005, 02:27:07 PM
Luke Skywalker destroys the Death Star.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 02:44:30 PM
Darth Vader chops off Luke's head. (I know that didn't happen in the film, I just used it to counter)
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Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 04:05:55 PM
Willy Wonka notices an off button on Darth Vader's back and presses it.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 04:22:01 PM
Willy Wonka is overrun by the Oompa Loompa union that demand better pay.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 30, 2005, 05:31:58 PM
If you guys mean the Johnny Depp Wonka then...

The real Wonka shows up and gives the Oompa Loompas better pay.

If you guys mean the Gene Wilder Wonka(that's the Wonka I grew up with) then...

Lapras Ice beams Wonka(he's not dead, just frozen for a while).
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 04:33:39 AM
Darth Vader is a person so he chops off Wonka's head and slaughters all of the Oompa loompas.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 31, 2005, 04:37:28 AM
loody terror gore
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 04:46:00 AM
The NES in 1985 destroys pt_peach because Peach is really called Princess Toadstool.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 31, 2005, 05:38:18 AM
darn the NES!!! peach's gost come back to get revenge on yoshi55 and gets it. she's KO's yoshi55 with a cast-iron skillet and, well, you don't wanna know the rest ;) anyone else wanna do it for me?
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 06:24:21 AM
Yoshi55 eats 5 super mushrooms and drops an NES on pt_peach, who can't even use Princess Toadstool's real name.
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Post by: Suffix on December 31, 2005, 01:01:42 PM
A pea chart exiles Yoshi55.
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Post by: Sapphira on December 31, 2005, 06:09:49 PM
Sapphira notes that "pea chart" really should be "peach art"
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 31, 2005, 07:09:48 PM
maybe it technically is ;)
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Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 07:23:45 PM
Ah, but in Japan, where the games originate, has always called her Peach. So Peach could be considered her real name before we Americans messed with it. In any case...
Young kid rejects pea chart in favor of a candy chart.
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Post by: dude677 on December 31, 2005, 07:55:39 PM
Candy Chart licked away to oblivion by hungry trick-or-treaters.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 31, 2005, 08:23:07 PM
peach rises from the dead and eats all charts. the kid crys
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 31, 2005, 09:24:18 PM
Puppies! Puppies always make kids happy.
Title: nobody ever reads this line
Post by: MaxVance on December 31, 2005, 09:40:22 PM
Puppies are picked up by a dog catcher.
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Post by: Jake on December 31, 2005, 09:41:29 PM
But then the puppies bite him in the butt, then run away.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 09:42:27 PM
The puppies are destroyed with high-power ray guns, totally obliterating them. *Evil laugh*
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Post by: Jake on December 31, 2005, 10:01:20 PM
But revived by eating Poop Dude's magical cat poop pie.
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Post by: Suffix on December 31, 2005, 11:42:07 PM
Cat poop pie becomes obsolete in the face of moose poop pie.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 12:18:06 AM
yall are nasty
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 12:26:30 AM
Moose poop pie is utterly destroyed by R.O.B.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 12:46:25 AM
Rain short-circuits R.O.B.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 12:55:00 AM
R.O.B. gets a waterproof lining inside before he short-circuited.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 01:23:41 AM
pikachu comes in and electricutes the water, causing the R.O.B (whatever that is :)) to blow up
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:48:16 AM
pt_peach's patheticity from not knowing what a R.O.B. is (it's a gaming robot for the NES, or Nintendo Entertainment System) cancells out the Pikachu.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 01:52:23 AM
the R.O.B malfunctions and lands in the alley where a mad scientist named dr. mario tampers with it, causing it to become---friendly!?!?!
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:57:03 AM
It was friendly anyway, so the tampering made it angry and threw dr. mario out the window. into a trash can, which caused Yoshi in clothes from the '50s to walk by and laugh at dr. mario. (if you think of killing Yoshi, I'll kill you with the Death Star)
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:00:07 AM
naw i won't kill him...but he does get hit my link with a chain and K.O.'s which causes his clothes to change back to his time period. dr. mario comes back alive even madder than before (see what you've done, Yoshi55 LOL)
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:03:43 AM
Yoshi gets the '50s clothes back on and shoves dr. mario in a trash can made of steel and locks Link back in the Legend of Zelda for NES. Then he drives away quickly in his car that is from the '50s.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 02:06:25 AM
However, the fabric of time ripped, and Yoshi, and car, were sent back to the 50's.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:07:29 AM
peach comes and unlocks link and tells him that she isnt in love with mario any more and kisses link and tells him to save her next time and they all drive away in yoshi's STOLEN 50's car.
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Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:07:52 AM
There was a glitch in life that made the car freeze, and I had to hit the reset button.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:10:12 AM
Yoshi fixes the problem and tells Luigi Simpson that he actually existed in the '50s. He was on Yoshi's Island in that decade. (if you think of destroying the '50s, I'll destroy you with the Death Star)
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:12:20 AM
peach and link took over the car and throw yoshi out, cause peach thinks the cars to cute for a masculine guy like him ;)
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:13:15 AM
Yoshi is in the '50s, so Princess Toadstool and Link do nothing.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:14:59 AM
peach gets out her extra 50's outfit and tucks in links ear and gives him a business-like suit. they both mix in with the crowd
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Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:15:38 AM
I take away all of Link's hearts and he dies. I'm that good. ;)
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:17:40 AM
Link is cured by a fairy  while Princess Toadstool is in the '80s in clothes from the '50s.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:19:01 AM
link comes back alive. peach cries her heart because she thought he was deadso she also dies. dr. mario and mario cry their hearts out because peach is dead. 3 dead people lying by each other
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:21:13 AM
The dog from Duck Hunt laughs at their dead bodies lying there in the '80s.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 02:23:18 AM
The dog from Duck Hunt magically becomes a duck, and is shot.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:24:04 AM
link comes back and revives his true love and leaves the rivils dead...adn the dog. whos laughing now?
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:27:34 AM
An inexperienced player in the '80s kills him while Yoshi is in the '50s.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:28:22 AM
mario incidently had a life shroom on him and revives. he kills yoshi.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:32:23 AM
Yoshi is in the '50s, so Mario can't kill him and Mario's Time machine doesn't go to the '50s.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 02:33:48 AM
Mario edits his time machine, goes to the 50's, and brings Yoshi back as a slave.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:34:45 AM
darned time machine. yoshi feels sorry for peach and feed her a life shroom. peach is out of the house and she'll see yall tommarow. peace
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:36:21 AM
Yoshi is in love with Birdo, so Yoshi goes back to the '50s in Mario's Time machine and destroys it with Birdo by putting it on train tracks and having a train hit it.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 03:06:01 AM
The train fell into a wormhole, therefore warping it into another time, and hitting it's younger self, therefore negating it's existence altogether.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 03:25:08 AM
The time machine was sledged by Yoshi and Birdo in the '50s.
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Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 03:55:57 AM
Huge outbreak of dust destroys every R.O.B. in the world and chokes Dr. Mario.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 04:01:24 AM
Dust is sucked up by vacuum cleaner.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 04:25:28 AM
Vaccume cleaner breaks because R.O.B. breaks it for no reason. (R.O.B.s are immune to dust i think)
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 01:11:15 PM
Link is angry with the R.O.B. and shows it by coming back and giving him a good whipping. he lets peach tear it apart after he's done
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Post by: Jake on January 01, 2006, 01:50:48 PM
Then Dr. Eggman kidnaps Peach.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:09:08 PM
The R.O.B. utterly destroys Eggman the moron.
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Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 05:44:05 PM
Super dust, an upgraded version of dust, destroys the R.O.B. with radioactive allergens.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 01, 2006, 07:56:56 PM
Proffessor Fluff-n-Dust eats all of the dust(and super dust). He's a feather duster-type-thing.
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Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 01:07:38 PM
Yoshi eats everyone because he hasn't eaten in three days.(Don't mess with a hungry Yoshi)
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 02, 2006, 01:09:14 PM
Ganondorf blows an atomic burrito fart right in Yoshi's face, who...um...dies...sorry.
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Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 01:18:34 PM
Link comes in and shoots a super-light-arrow-thingy at Gannon, which makes him fall down and die and stuff...
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 02, 2006, 01:20:30 PM
A Like-Like eats link.
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Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 01:27:32 PM
The Like Like eats Link's trick poison shield, which makes it sick.
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Post by: Suffix on January 02, 2006, 01:30:24 PM
White Pikmin slowly but surely corrode the shield to a mess of bark chips.
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Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 01:31:23 PM
Link plays the Song of Healing to turn the Like Like into a mask.
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Post by: Sapphira on January 02, 2006, 02:20:01 PM
Majora takes the mask
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 03:17:13 PM
An elephant squashes the mask.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 02, 2006, 03:48:36 PM
That crazy Goron king starts dancing to Saria's song and scares the elephant away.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 02, 2006, 04:22:40 PM
cortex and crash bandicoot come and beat up goron cause they think he's holding a crystal
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 04:31:45 PM
Cortex and Crash are destroyed by the beat Crash character, Coco.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 02, 2006, 04:32:56 PM
oooooh! that crash sister. sibling rivals...and after all crash has done for coco
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 02, 2006, 08:27:20 PM
A nuke kills them all.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 08:44:50 PM
Nuclear technician disarms the nuke befre it can do any damage.
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Post by: Markio on January 02, 2006, 09:04:34 PM
a ROCK trips the nulcear technician, causing him to fall over and hurt his leg so he can't go disarm the nuke.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 02, 2006, 09:09:46 PM
Paper beats the rock.
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Post by: Markio on January 02, 2006, 09:22:59 PM
Scissors cut paper.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on January 02, 2006, 09:33:38 PM
Rock crushes scissors.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 09:39:23 PM
Rock is eroded with water.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 02, 2006, 09:40:33 PM
Fire evaporates water.
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Post by: Suffix on January 02, 2006, 10:42:47 PM
Shiny blanket suffocates fire.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 02, 2006, 10:48:09 PM
Shiny blanket is thrown in jail for suffocating the poor fire.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 02, 2006, 11:38:35 PM
Shiny Blanket sues the fire for no reason.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 11:45:08 PM
Shiny Blanket is overused, becomes a dirty blanket, and drops out of the public eye.
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Post by: Game Over on January 03, 2006, 05:16:07 AM
Dirty blanket is melted by a Bum's toxicly cheap alcohol...
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 03, 2006, 07:46:39 AM
Bum finds a nickel and throws away the dirty blanket in rejoice.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 03, 2006, 08:22:56 AM
Bum has nickel stolen by some other bum.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 03, 2006, 09:15:21 AM
The awesomeness of me getting a day off from school while just about everyone else in my city has to go today defeats the two bums.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 03, 2006, 09:24:13 AM
The fact that you will go back gives them their life back.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 03, 2006, 09:39:46 AM
All schools in the world blow up over the weekend so no one will have to go back and everybody's happy! Yay!
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 03, 2006, 10:19:08 AM
School boards all over the country make new schools out of dead bums.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 03, 2006, 01:27:59 PM
Parents home-school kids because they don't want their kids going to schools made out of bums.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 03, 2006, 03:09:48 PM
i dont want my school to blow up...but im homeschooled!
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Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 03:25:43 PM
pt_peach's house blows up.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 03, 2006, 03:30:36 PM
*screams* im homeless...but i managed to save my schoolbooks!
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Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 04:05:44 PM
ROFL
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 03, 2006, 04:21:09 PM
Schoolbooks get destroyed by Bird Person's thunderous laughter.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 03, 2006, 05:45:44 PM
BP is destroyed by Daisy for overusing annoying catch phraises.
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Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 05:50:35 PM
Daisy is removed from all Nintendo games because of annoyed mobs and my zombie gathering outside Nintendo HQ demanding mercy.
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Post by: Suffix on January 03, 2006, 05:55:10 PM
Rabid rabbit attacks annoyed mob and zombie gathering. Animal control was plain stumped at its apparent ability to fly.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 03, 2006, 06:10:13 PM
Rabid Rabbit is killed by R.O.B. in a '57 Bel-air
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 03, 2006, 06:10:50 PM
R.O.B. plays MKDS.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 03, 2006, 06:28:36 PM
R.O.B.'s DS is destroyed by a beam from the Death Star fired squarely at the DS.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 03, 2006, 06:39:53 PM
Unfortunately, it was only an illusion. The DS was so tightly packed with the star distroyers, that it appeared it blew up.  Yet, it was truly the Star Distroyer that was blow'd up.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 03, 2006, 06:42:55 PM
The Death Star fires another beam at R.O.B.'s DS and it is destroyed and R.O.B. angry.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 03, 2006, 08:43:56 PM
Wario eats Darth Vader and has the Death Star destroyed. He escapes somehow.
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Post by: Game Over on January 03, 2006, 09:40:45 PM
Wario is crushed by Luigi in his Kart after getting a Invincibility Star.
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Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 09:45:13 PM
Luigi is scared away by a ghost. The ghost then goes all around the world destroying every R.O.B. and Death Star somehow. But it happened, no more Death Stars or R.O.B.s.
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Post by: Game Over on January 03, 2006, 09:47:36 PM
Ghost is sent to heaven (which is a fictional place) by god (a fairy tale character) for being a naughty boy...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 03, 2006, 09:59:44 PM
Okay, that's just plain wrong.
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Post by: Markio on January 03, 2006, 10:51:52 PM
Existentialism leads everyone to believe that the ghost never existed.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 03, 2006, 10:52:59 PM
Evil organization wipes everyone's minds.
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Post by: Game Over on January 03, 2006, 11:25:59 PM
Everyone becoming a hippie defeats the evil organization because they don't buy anything from them.
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Post by: Suffix on January 03, 2006, 11:28:59 PM
Cottage cheese replaces the boycott as the topic of interest.
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Post by: Game Over on January 03, 2006, 11:30:18 PM
Cottage Cheese is made sour from the air.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 03, 2006, 11:35:17 PM
The air is sucked up by Kirby, therefore killing everything on earth.
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Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 11:37:52 PM
Including Kirby.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 03, 2006, 11:39:43 PM
Earth celebrates that no-one's on it, runs away, and falls into the sun. o_0
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Post by: Game Over on January 04, 2006, 01:00:48 AM
The sun implodes and then explodes again in a big flash reversing time back to the present.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 01:02:54 AM
Alpha Centauri moves to the Sun's location, exclaiming, "Now it's my turn to be worshipped by Egyptians! Woohoo!"
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Post by: Game Over on January 04, 2006, 01:09:38 AM
Alpha is crushed by Dr. Eggman's ship.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 03:04:13 AM
Dr. Eggman is beaten by Sonic, Tails and Amy.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 04, 2006, 07:02:07 AM
Umm... Shadow comes and Sonic, Tails and Amy are shoved away by security guards because Shadow is too cool for them.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 04, 2006, 07:19:27 AM
Mario smashes everything Sega, so Sonic doesn't exist.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 04, 2006, 10:03:10 AM
But Shadow was still left under all the remains.
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Post by: Khold on January 04, 2006, 03:29:49 PM
Luigi comes and uses his Poltergust 4000 on Shadow, casting him into the ghost world.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 04, 2006, 04:46:40 PM
The Ghostbusters suck up Luigi in their vaccumes, mistaking him for a ghost. (How thick can you get?)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 04, 2006, 07:50:48 PM
I usher the Ghostbusters back into my Ghostbusters box set DVD's. March, boys! MARCH!
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 07:57:05 PM
DVD set is smashed by ridiculously large rock.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 04, 2006, 08:03:40 PM
Strong Bad destroys the rock with his awesomeness for no freakin' reason.
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Post by: BP on January 05, 2006, 02:10:20 AM
Strong Mad squishes Strong Bad because he kicked The Cheat.
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Post by: Game Over on January 05, 2006, 05:10:58 AM
Strong Mad is hit [edit] by Mario's Hammer.

~Don't be crude. ~Sapph
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 05, 2006, 07:00:14 AM
Mario's hammer falls into teh BUSH. Now he has to look for it. In teh BUSH.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 05, 2006, 07:03:42 AM
So Mario finds it.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 05, 2006, 07:08:07 AM
Then it hits him on the head. For no freakin' reason.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 05, 2006, 07:13:19 AM
Mario sticks his  :P at the hammer.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 05, 2006, 04:17:55 PM
Some old guy with a rusty hook cuts off Mario's tounge with it.
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Post by: Game Over on January 05, 2006, 05:48:03 PM
The Rusted hook is melted by Luigi's fireball.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 05, 2006, 05:50:00 PM
Mario's FLUDD douses the fireball.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 05, 2006, 05:50:39 PM
FLUDD is killed my a large walrus.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 05, 2006, 06:03:32 PM
The large walrus is thrown in a furnace.
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Post by: Suffix on January 05, 2006, 06:42:49 PM
Being built on unstable ground, the furnace collapses into a sinkhole.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 06, 2006, 06:43:42 AM
Sinkhole fills in with dirt.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2006, 07:12:34 AM
A vaccuum sucks up the dirt.
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Post by: Markio on January 06, 2006, 08:44:42 AM
axe falls and breaks vacuum.
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Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 12:53:28 PM
Fire melts axe.It's really hot fire and a really meltable axe.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 04:20:54 PM
I eat the fire! Ow.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 06, 2006, 04:22:27 PM
Robert Plant is never heard from again, so you go jump off of a bridge.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 06, 2006, 04:27:12 PM
A recent storm has caused the water under the bridge to rise to where it touches the bridge, so ledzeppelinrocks survives the jump.
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Post by: superstarMASIAH on January 06, 2006, 04:28:12 PM
A super nova occurs in our sun, all perish, so I guess this ends everything...
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Post by: MaxVance on January 06, 2006, 04:32:26 PM
Fine, I'll start a new game.

Scissors.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 04:37:06 PM
Rock.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 04:41:54 PM
A Goron eats the rock.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 06, 2006, 06:19:17 PM
Link takes off the Goron Mask, and he returns to being Link, and Link can not eat stones.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 06:21:55 PM
Link transfers from Majora's Mask to the original Legend of Zelda for NES.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 06, 2006, 06:49:28 PM
Bent pins in NES prevent Legend of Zelda from being played.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 06:50:25 PM
Brand new 72-pin adaptor straight off of Ebay.
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Post by: MetalMario on January 06, 2006, 06:53:15 PM
72 pin thingy is stolen!
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 06, 2006, 06:55:17 PM
Stealer guy is shot down by a sniper.
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Post by: MetalMario on January 06, 2006, 07:02:21 PM
sniper was disarm before it shot him
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:42:59 PM
Jackie Chan beat up the disarmer.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 06, 2006, 07:46:19 PM
Jackie Chan dies while attempting a stunt for a movie.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 07:46:40 PM
Captain N feeds him a 1-up shroom
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:48:06 PM
Captain N, meet Captain Ntire Force!
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 07:51:49 PM
Captain Ntire Force is crushed by the Empire and Darth Vader
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:55:22 PM
Chewy, save us all!
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 07:56:49 PM
Chewey is killed by a storm trooper
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:59:35 PM
Yoda kicked him, and he fell to the floor in pain.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:03:12 PM
Adolph Hitler kills Yoda with the Nazi German Army
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:06:42 PM
The Warthog destroys everything.
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Post by: Game Over on January 06, 2006, 08:12:24 PM
Butthead kicks the warthog in the balls for being a bunghole.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 08:13:18 PM
Stupid reality shows on MTV unfortunatley engulf Butthead.
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Post by: Game Over on January 06, 2006, 08:16:01 PM
Beavis kicks Carson Daily in the balls for being a wuss.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:17:03 PM
I forget the creator of BaB, but he gets trapped in the SGC2C episode he appeared in.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:19:14 PM
SGC2C is put off the air by Ronald Reagan
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:23:21 PM
Ronald Reagan is thrown off a cliff for no reason whatsoever.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:23:53 PM
Wario eats the cliff.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:24:20 PM
Wario is captured by Hitler
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:26:45 PM
Wario wasn't captured because Hitler Esploded from the Warthog's gun.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:30:28 PM
The Hog was destroyed so Hitler wasn't killed
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:31:20 PM
But Hitler was killed before the hog was destroyed, causing everything to start over.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:32:44 PM
The restart machine was sabotaged so it would blow up when used
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:37:28 PM
The culprit, a bob-omb, was caught and sentenced to watch Teletubbies for 10 years.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:38:20 PM
All the Telletubbies start drinking and the show goes off the air
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:39:05 PM
4Kids brings 'em back.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 06, 2006, 08:39:39 PM
4Kids is run out of business by a better company.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:40:37 PM
4kids is revived with a 1-up shroom
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:41:05 PM
CBS deletes the shroom.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 06, 2006, 08:41:29 PM
CBS goes off-air.
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Post by: Game Over on January 06, 2006, 08:42:14 PM
Television implodes.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 06, 2006, 08:42:36 PM
Repairman fixes television.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:43:10 PM
Repairman gets sucked into the TV.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 06, 2006, 08:43:28 PM
Waluigi smashes the TV.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:43:45 PM
Wario declares war on Waluigi
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 06, 2006, 08:44:06 PM
Luigi ends the war through World Peace.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:45:10 PM
Wario declares war on Luigi also
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 08:57:29 PM
But World Peace is still effective.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:59:30 PM
World peace is ended by nukes loaded with Plutonium and a nuclear war breaks out
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 09:39:09 PM
Cockroaches survive the nuclear war.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:40:29 PM
The people alive in the '50s survive by hiding in a fallout shelter
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 09:41:03 PM
The fallout shelter fell out!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:42:07 PM
A rip in the fabric of time sends us all back to 1955
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 09:43:23 PM
Someone throws away a 1955 calender...DESTROYING THE YEAR...dun, dun, dun.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:45:06 PM
1955 is backed up because someone saved the year on an NES cartridge and used the cart with 1955 in an NES
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 09:47:48 PM
Yoshi55 says the word NES so much that every NES in the world explodes.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 09:52:02 PM
All NES titles are remade for the GBA or DS, therefore eliminating any need for NES in the first place.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 10:00:33 PM
The NES games don't sell very well on the GBA/DS because of DS3!!! Better than DS2 or DS!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 10:01:43 PM
Sony representatives sue Nintendo and confiscate the rights to the DS2 and the DS3.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 10:05:53 PM
Elvis gets fat!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 10:39:36 PM
NES was too popular in the '80s so none blow up.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Hirocon on January 06, 2006, 11:11:00 PM
"I Love the Eighties Strikes Back" makes fun of the eighties
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 11:12:11 PM
"I Love the 80's 3-D" makes even more fun of the 80's.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 11:38:49 PM
the '80s crush all that oppose it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 11:45:00 PM
The 80's exist for too long and are mercilessly crushed by the 90's.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sunbun on January 06, 2006, 11:53:04 PM
BILL CLINTON'D
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Game Over on January 07, 2006, 12:14:09 AM
Sunburn, you ruined it, just go to word association.

Anyway...

The 90's are burned because of the lameness of the late 90's pop craze (which sucked)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on January 07, 2006, 04:06:02 AM
Idiots think that pop is cool and peer pressure eliminates lameness.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 07, 2006, 10:07:05 AM
The giant Game Boy off of Captain N lands on pop and peer pressure, destroying it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 07, 2006, 03:40:31 PM
Gameboy Color kills the Game Boy
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Game Over on January 07, 2006, 05:20:46 PM
Gameboy Micro crushes all game systems, including PSP and DS, because it is so stylish and awesome.

Awesome...*drool* (http://image.lik-sang.com/images//large/gb-micro-famicom1.jpg)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 07, 2006, 08:16:27 PM
Unbreakable ds is invented with a power to break anything but its self and kills any one who even thinks about bulding something else that can break anything.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 07, 2006, 08:27:00 PM
Hackers make the unbreakable DS breakable.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 07, 2006, 08:29:52 PM
Nintndo fanboy hacks the ds and makes it unbreakable again and makes it unhackable.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 07, 2006, 08:31:11 PM
Nintendo fanboy gets busted for buying a ROM for SMB.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 07, 2006, 08:36:36 PM
The little boy is really Wario, and he farts the jail down.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 07, 2006, 08:41:30 PM
Wario's fart is so catastrophic, that it causes a broken blood vessel, and he dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on January 07, 2006, 08:47:36 PM
Potion revives Wario.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 07, 2006, 09:24:49 PM
Koume steals the potion for her shop!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Game Over on January 07, 2006, 11:06:28 PM
But trips and chokes to death on the potion bottle
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2006, 09:48:46 AM
Ummm... Hypnosis makes everyone forget what happened.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 08, 2006, 10:32:02 AM
Fine then, I guess GiftedGirl wins. I'll start a new game.

Rock.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 08, 2006, 11:42:19 AM
God.

I win.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 08, 2006, 02:53:06 PM
We all go back in time before the hypnoses was used and The unbreakable and unhackable ds uses a potion for having a never ending rock paper siccors.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 08, 2006, 06:20:25 PM
DS runs away after someone tries to shove a Gameboy Color cartridge into its GBA slot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2006, 06:33:31 PM
(I tried that once.)

Gameboy SP or Micro(not sure about Micro) used solely for GBC games makes the DS come back.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 06:35:58 PM
Wario eats the DS (he's the easiest excuse, such as "Wario ate my homework").
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 08, 2006, 06:38:52 PM
DS contianed NES game cartrage, Wario puked up the DS. :-)  :-)  :-)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 06:39:26 PM
Dog eats puke.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 08, 2006, 06:47:31 PM
Dog is eaten by ant. o_0
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 07:06:08 PM
Luigi eats ant.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 08, 2006, 07:14:42 PM
Ds climbs out of luigis butt causing luigi to go to the hospital for 2 months.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 07:18:04 PM
Hospital is really Chuck E. Cheeses.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 08, 2006, 07:25:40 PM
Luigi dies because of butt damage.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 07:42:15 PM
Butt is repaired with staples and a glue stick, bringing Luigi back to life.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2006, 07:48:25 PM
Mew Jess uses a LEMUR ZAP on Luigi. Poor thing.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 08, 2006, 07:56:43 PM
Mew Jess is killed by a rampaging ostrich.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 08, 2006, 08:22:32 PM
Wario captures ostrich and uses it and other ostriches to start an ostrich farm.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 08, 2006, 08:31:34 PM
Waluigi sets ostriches free becaus he believes the tall should be free.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 08, 2006, 08:54:46 PM
Wario eats Waluigi. Then Wario realizes how many times he's died on this topic, gets confused, and jumps off a bridge.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on January 08, 2006, 09:14:01 PM
His fat protects him from the fall. So he bounces when he falls.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on January 08, 2006, 09:24:23 PM
DDR: Wario Mix burns enough calories to the poing where Wario isn't invincible to falls.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on January 08, 2006, 09:25:22 PM
DDR gets played so hard by LD that it breaks.

And catches on fire.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on January 08, 2006, 09:26:49 PM
T3H 1337 HAMM3R BrOz. cALL t3H ddR A n00B ANd tHEY HAMMER iT. cAUSiNG MORE FIRE.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 08, 2006, 09:27:08 PM
LD puts out fire and gets a new dance pad.

(EDIT: UH OH, I CAUGHT CAPS LOCK DISEASE FROM AAROM11) :P
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: HolyAarom on January 08, 2006, 09:33:16 PM
T3H 1337 HAMM3R BrOz. cALL t3H ddR A n00B ANd tHEY HAMMER iT. cAUSiNG MORE FIRE.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 09, 2006, 04:30:44 PM
Water leak in oceans causes universal flood till 2007.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 04:33:51 PM
2007 comes and all flood water evaporates.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 09, 2006, 04:44:31 PM
All life on Earth dies due to lack of water. I WIN!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 09, 2006, 04:44:47 PM
We all go back in time to prehistoric age and a dinosaur eats luigi simpson and I use my unbreakable and unhackable ds's battery power to make me invincible till the end of time.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 04:50:16 PM
You get lonely, then eventually revive everything on Earth.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 09, 2006, 05:13:47 PM
The sun engulfs the earth.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on January 09, 2006, 05:18:12 PM
The sun gets eploweded (yes, explowEDED) by an A-Bomb.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 09, 2006, 05:20:05 PM
Dude677 strange rendition of the word exploded blows up the A-Bomb.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 09, 2006, 07:37:16 PM
...Now I'm confused. To end the confusion of the last few posts, I'm going to start a new game (especially since a post early on in this topic asked us not to use bombs to blow everything up).

Paper.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 07:42:58 PM
Fire. *insert evil grin*
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Markio on January 09, 2006, 09:03:37 PM
Markio spits out so many foul rude words as he is such a foul rude person that his spit flies from his mouth down to the ground, where it puts out the fire.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 09, 2006, 09:08:11 PM
The admins censor Markio's swearing so much that he drowns in all of the censors.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 10:11:40 PM
Markio's family sues the mods.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 10, 2006, 06:58:26 AM
Markio's family turn intoStrong Bad, Strong Sad and Strong Mad. XP
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on January 10, 2006, 12:27:25 PM
The Homestarmy kills them!!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on January 10, 2006, 03:21:57 PM
Philosophers doubt the Homestarmy actually had the capacity to do such a thing, and the idea is eventually flung out the window.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 10, 2006, 03:49:19 PM
Philoshopers lose their jobs.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 10, 2006, 04:28:05 PM
Philosophers get their jobs back by saying "please" a lot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 10, 2006, 04:52:16 PM
Philosophers watch Monty Python: The Life of Brian, lose a few hundred IQ points, and become too stupid to be philosophers, and are fired.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 10, 2006, 05:52:06 PM
Nintendo makes them smart w/ video games and the new DS game coming out soon that'll help your brain.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 10, 2006, 06:38:28 PM
Game is illeagal cause of game tester brain explosion.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 10, 2006, 06:42:49 PM
Dr. Frankenstien revives the game-player with body parts of the dead! Oooooo!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 10, 2006, 06:46:44 PM
God is annoyed of this topic because no one uses him so he makes me use something that includes him in my next post.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on January 10, 2006, 07:08:06 PM
C'mon, man.

Dr. Frankenstein is defeated by Master Hand.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 10, 2006, 07:54:36 PM
Master Hand is kicked by Superior Foot.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Game Over on January 10, 2006, 09:03:37 PM
Superior Foot is tickled by Tickle Me Elmo

(Elmo is god, unlike your christian fairy tale)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 10, 2006, 09:07:40 PM
(Elmo is god, unlike your christian fairy tale)
Even if there is some sarcasm, I am pretty offended.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 10, 2006, 09:46:37 PM
I also dislike my lord being degraded to less than a Tickle-Me-Elmo...so:

The 2000's kill off Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Game Over on January 10, 2006, 09:51:55 PM
That's too bad, you want free speech, you got it.

The 2000's are killed by the next decade and the next and the next until somebody gets shot and everyone complains about it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 10, 2006, 10:36:04 PM
The 2000's are revived by VH1 by making "I Love the 2000's".
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 11, 2006, 07:00:16 AM
"I Love the 2000's" sucks bad so noone buys it and the people who made it go out of buisness.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on January 11, 2006, 11:43:59 AM
A pancakedemic sweeps through the consumers like wildfire, costing the lives of millions! Their working lives, anyway. Couldn't do a thing but eat pancakes...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 11, 2006, 03:22:27 PM
Wario eats the pancakes. ALL of them. Somehow.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: swedishdolphin on January 11, 2006, 03:23:45 PM
King Boo Eats Wario. Yummy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 11, 2006, 04:23:30 PM
big boo chokes on wario cause he's so fat
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 11, 2006, 04:49:34 PM
But King Boo lives, because he is not big boo.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 11, 2006, 05:34:16 PM
King Boo chokes on Wario 'cuz he's so fat. XP
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 11, 2006, 06:13:10 PM
god makes wario skinny.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 11, 2006, 06:33:30 PM
God can do anything and never dies
 so it's kinda not fair
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on January 11, 2006, 06:41:36 PM
No, God CAN die.

Flanders doesn't believe in God, so God dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 11, 2006, 06:52:29 PM
pt_peach believes GOd cant die, so he doesnt. he's eteranl
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on January 11, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
pt_peach is swallowed whole by a wooly mammoth!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: BP on January 11, 2006, 10:06:03 PM
The Shroobs abduct the wooly mammoth and chop it up into little pieces for testing.

Edit: "Elmo is God" said the one who also said "Drugs are awesome."
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Game Over on January 12, 2006, 01:47:15 AM
Edit: "Elmo is God" said the one who also said "Drugs are awesome."

Am I right or am I right?

Meanwhile in the depths of a public bathroom:

The Shroobs are burned by the fiery flames of orange soda.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 01:54:40 AM
ouch
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Game Over on January 12, 2006, 02:04:15 AM
ouch is crushed by OH GOD THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 02:05:44 AM
ouch is already in pain so the pain doesnt hurt it
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on January 12, 2006, 02:17:22 PM
"Ouch" is finally cured by "Whew!"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 12, 2006, 02:35:45 PM
Donkey Kong does the ground smash from SSBM on the word "Whew".
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 12, 2006, 04:24:03 PM
DOnkey Kong can't live if I burn all the Oxygen in the atmosphere.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 12, 2006, 04:26:40 PM
Wario's fart replaces oxygen, and everyone learns to use that to fill their lungs.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 12, 2006, 05:58:22 PM
Wario eventually dies, and kills all life on Earth with him due to lack of fart.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 12, 2006, 10:04:05 PM
Fart turns into smoke, making everyone reanimate and cough.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Khold on January 12, 2006, 10:05:09 PM
o_O Khold is freaked out and runs away...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 10:23:05 PM
Peach is disgusted and is awakened from the dead
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 13, 2006, 11:21:43 AM
Time machine warps time back to "scissors"
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 13, 2006, 12:39:29 PM
REGIROCK used ROCK TOMB! Enemy SCISSORS fainted! REGIROCK gained some-odd exp!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Khold on January 13, 2006, 02:47:09 PM
Littered paper flys over to regirock and traps him.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 13, 2006, 03:02:56 PM
An English teacher crosses out "flys" and puts the correct spelling.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 13, 2006, 03:50:47 PM
Instead of teaching spelling/grammer, the English teacher decides to have the entire class read "The Golden Compass".
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 06:05:38 PM
The English teacher is murdered by the math teacher.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 13, 2006, 06:09:52 PM
english teacher is brought back to life with me using some of my ds power.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: TEM on January 13, 2006, 06:11:14 PM
Death drives drunk and hits a cop car.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: booo95 on January 13, 2006, 06:13:35 PM
laws of death no longer apply cause death's bones break a part and can't be put back together no matter what.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 06:19:21 PM
Peter Griffin takes over death's job.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 06:23:38 PM
Peter Griffin is destroyed by Stevie. *Gasp*
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 08:54:52 PM
Stevie is wacked.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 08:55:50 PM
The mafia who whacked him get arrested.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 08:57:07 PM
Cousin Vinny's girlfriend bales 'em out, kappeesh?
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 08:58:00 PM
The girlfriend is shot. *Gasp*
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 08:59:12 PM
Bullet bounces off Loofy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on January 13, 2006, 10:20:31 PM
Loofy is mistaken for a hair product and is lathered up repeatedly.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 10:21:28 PM
Bomb-Omb blows up everything in sight.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:22:20 PM
link comes and uses his own bombs
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 10:22:53 PM
Sabre Wolf rips Link to pieces!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 10:23:34 PM
Sabre Wolf goes into a fist fight with his younger self, and kills his younger self, therefore negating Sabre Wolf's existence.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:24:19 PM
young link comes and cuts adult link our of sabre wolf's stomach
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 10:26:38 PM
Adult Link kills Young Link, therefore negating his existence.

(I'm enjoying this whole negating-their-own-existence thing...)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 10:27:29 PM
Einstein proves that Negating-Ones-Existing is false.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 10:28:06 PM
Older Einstein comes and (just kidding)

Einstein is dead, therefore can't prove that.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:28:23 PM
and navi gives his life to adult link
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 10:30:21 PM
However, she can't, because, according to time, adult Link didn't exist.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 10:31:02 PM
Whole World blows up because of this.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:35:28 PM
adult link dyes his hair orange with henna and therefore shocks everyone in the world by this change and everyone dies of shock
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 10:35:53 PM
I blow up the world for no reason.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:37:46 PM
to many nuclear bombs in this topic
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 10:38:19 PM
The Fellowship of the TMK kill the nuclear bombs.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on January 13, 2006, 10:39:48 PM
The mysterious Robert enslaves the Fellowship of the TMK to do menial taskwork and cleaning.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 06:38:20 AM
Deezer starts feeding bread to Robert. Robert explodes from all the bread, and Deezer frees the Fellowship of TMK.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 06:44:08 AM
Deezer is held captive by...Waluigi!
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Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 06:45:42 AM
Fellowship of TMK kills Waluigi.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 06:49:44 AM
A big pizza breaks up the Fellowship of the the Mushroom Kingdom. *well, that's what you put! ;D
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Post by: MetalMario on January 14, 2006, 10:18:17 AM
rolls the pizza into the pizza roll and ambushes everyone


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 14, 2006, 11:58:57 AM
Strong Bad says "What the crap?" and whatever that thing is that you said spontaneously combusts.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 14, 2006, 01:02:18 PM
GiftedGirl is brainwashed of Homestar Runner.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 05:19:01 PM
Big, fat, nonjumping Mario on hsr-er blows up the sight, blowing up his existence as well.
Try to escape the double wammy!
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Post by: BP on January 14, 2006, 06:44:08 PM
His DNA is left behind and a stupid scientist makes hime relive.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 14, 2006, 06:45:36 PM
Stupid scientist becomes smart, yells, "I'm smart!! Aaah!" and jumps off a bridge.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 14, 2006, 09:36:55 PM
But he jumped off of a bridge into a river of matresses, so he he lives.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 15, 2006, 09:11:58 AM
A matress squishes the scientist.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 12:07:19 PM
A rabid dog eats the mattress and says yummy.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 12:39:01 PM
Rabies shot cures the dog of rabies. Yay!
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 12:40:45 PM
the dog eats a rabbit and get rabies - again
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 01:10:57 PM
All rabies in the world is cured and rabies is an official *dead disease*.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:18:52 PM
Stimpy knocks over all cures and the disease is available again.
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 15, 2006, 04:44:30 PM
Disease multiplies until they have taken over the world. The world explodes, and the noise is so loud that everything else explodes, eventually causing the universe to blow up.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:45:33 PM
Back on the Ghost Planet, Space Ghost and his co-hosts put Earth back together.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:50:55 PM
ganondarf comes and blows up eath with a special potion he made
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:54:53 PM
Instead of Link, who is in the Bahamas, Zelda saves the Earth by kicking Ganondorf's...shin. (I wasn't really going to say a bad word. I don't swear. :P )
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:55:56 PM
Ganondorfs rucruits come and kidnap zelda
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 15, 2006, 04:57:28 PM
Zelda is saved by a Chocobo.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:57:48 PM
Chocobo leaves again.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:58:57 PM
Link is in the bahamas with peach and mario because they invited link and zelda but zelda didnt attend and link heres zelda's cries and saves her using the oracina of time
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:02:15 PM
Link drops the Ocarina of Time in his swimming pool and says dang.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:05:33 PM
peach is in the pool and grabs the oracina and tosses it to link
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:09:01 PM
Link was eating "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter!" and dropped the Ocarina in a storm drain.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:10:04 PM
i dont know what to say
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:13:08 PM
I have confused so many!
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:14:13 PM
ummm...peach is sucked into the storm and finds the oracina since she is an exceptional swimmer and returns it to link and link saves zelda and beat ganondorf
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:15:31 PM
A worm hole sucks everyone into a different dimension and they end up on SG: C2C.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:18:35 PM
the 2 couples are mixed up which put mario with zelda and peachwith link
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:22:08 PM
Everyone ends up being guests on "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast". (that's SGC2C)
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:24:06 PM
whatever the show's about, everyone memories is erased of the person they originally were with
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:26:03 PM
Luckily, Moltar had saved everyone's memories and puts them back in. Then, they all dance to George Thorogood's "Long Gone".
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:26:44 PM
Everyone celebrates and eats. when evil strikes up again, the everyones to full to fight and the princesses are kidnapped
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:29:40 PM
Space Ghost finds the two kidnappers, Zorak and Bill Manspeaker, and says, "You go to prison."
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:38:14 PM
the break away and mario and link are knocked out on full stomachs
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 05:41:14 PM
ummm... Captain Underpants grabs the bad guys and gives them atomic wedgies. Tra-la-laaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:42:12 PM
Space Ghost zaps Captain Underpants with his almighty Spank Ray.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 15, 2006, 05:43:04 PM
A dancing banana makes everyone's heads explode. o_0
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:43:46 PM
Brak hits the reset button and everyone is back to normal.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 05:47:17 PM
Alex the Lion does a weird dance on the reset button. Deedely, deedely, deedely, dee!
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:47:56 PM
it makes the reset button do crazy things to the characters
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:49:31 PM
The censored crazy thing are zapped away by SG's Destructo Ray!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 06:04:45 PM
Strong Bad yells "What is with the constant freakin' Space Ghost?!?!?!" and causes all of this Space Ghost stuff to go away.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 06:07:41 PM
the craziness makes link mad at peach and they battle till its done with a frying pan mark on links head and an arrow in peach's shoulder
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 06:08:57 PM
The violence causes the world to blow up and reconfigurate into the form of... Homestar Runner?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 06:09:17 PM
Raymond from SGC2C sets everything back to normal.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 06:09:45 PM
all the smash bro. melee characters are dead
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 06:11:12 PM
Metallis [SGC2C] revives the SSBM characters.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 06:12:47 PM
Homestar prances around like an idiot on top of... that guy you mentioned, I can't remember his name... oh, Metallis. That's the guy.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 15, 2006, 10:05:07 PM
I doubt that, he drove.
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Post by: BP on January 16, 2006, 12:58:35 AM
Strong Bad punches Homestar as seen in car.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 16, 2006, 07:47:15 AM
Homestar pulls out a wobbuffet and tells it to counter Strong bad's punch which ends up KO'ing him.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 07:50:25 AM
A random Pokemon keeps on using both physical and special attacks in a non-pattern and the Wobbuffet gets confused.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 10:41:45 AM
Zorak pulls out a laser and zappity-zap-zaps the random Pokemon.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 03:56:52 PM
I, whilst hang from a tree(courtesy of lemur tail), whap Zorak on the head with a set of dry-erase markers(Betcha didn't see that coming!)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:59:02 PM
Moltar reveals what's under his helmet and you scream until you're hospitalized and traumatized XP.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 04:00:26 PM
dr mario get him un-tramaztized
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 04:01:52 PM
Commander Andy blasts Dr.Mario w/ something I've never seen.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 04:03:17 PM
something you've never seen before is nothing!
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 04:04:25 PM
Nothing is destroyed by an ant from the Ghost Planet.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 04:19:05 PM
All this Ghost crap blows up.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 04:25:21 PM
Grape Ape restores everything Ghostal.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 04:42:30 PM
Grape Ape gets eaten by grape-eating guinea pig named Fluffernut. (She really does eat grapes. Sewiously.)
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 17, 2006, 02:11:21 AM
Fluffernut is lured away with more grapes.
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Post by: BP on January 17, 2006, 02:29:12 AM
Stinkoman ruthlessly steps on the grapes because they were asking for a challenge.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 17, 2006, 07:09:15 AM
Trogador chases Stinkoman all around. ;P
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 17, 2006, 07:47:31 AM
Trogador gets run over by a steamroller.
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Post by: Suffix on January 17, 2006, 03:12:43 PM
With time, the steam roller succumbs to ferrous oxide.
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Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 17, 2006, 04:13:08 PM
the oxide is sucked up by luigi's vacume
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 17, 2006, 04:14:57 PM
Vacume gets clogged with Space Ghost's meat thing from this ep. in 1997.
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Post by: Tingrio on January 17, 2006, 04:30:29 PM
Luigi gets a plunger to unclog it.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 17, 2006, 04:33:42 PM
Plunger is detroyed by Fran Dresser's annoying nanny laugh.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 17, 2006, 06:03:47 PM
Annoying nanny is destroyed by Nanny 911.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 06:08:04 PM
Nanny 911 is stopped up by the fire department on an emergency
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 17, 2006, 07:24:56 PM
Ironically, the fire department is stopped by a fire. That Strong Bad started. That's not awesome.
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Post by: Tingrio on January 18, 2006, 11:37:35 AM
Yoob eats Strong Bad.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 18, 2006, 11:44:11 AM
Homestar beats the crap outta Yoob for eating his friend. >_< That gimme the jibblies, that sentence.
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on January 18, 2006, 12:11:14 PM
Homestar swallows a bug and goes nuts, thinking that he's gonna die. (That happened to our sis once.)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 18, 2006, 03:40:50 PM
Zorak eats the bug, which happens to be a mantis.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 18, 2006, 04:08:43 PM
Zorak gets an obligitory creepy face --> o_O thrown at him. He dies.
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Post by: bigexplosions on January 18, 2006, 04:19:58 PM
I get a sledge hammer.

No further explanation needed.
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Post by: Suffix on January 18, 2006, 11:05:01 PM
In a mind-boggling breakthrough, modern-day alchemists manage to turn the lead sledgehammer into... mold.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 18, 2006, 11:20:45 PM
Cleaning chemicals break down mold.
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Post by: BP on January 18, 2006, 11:31:11 PM
Cleaning chemicals are consumed by whatever newbs I decide to share them with.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 19, 2006, 07:53:13 AM
Newbs get crushed by an avalanche.
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Post by: bigexplosions on January 19, 2006, 10:04:55 AM
Volcano eruption melts the avalanche.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 19, 2006, 02:34:01 PM
It snows and covers all heat.
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Post by: Khold on January 19, 2006, 03:02:33 PM
Wario eats all the snow.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 19, 2006, 04:43:57 PM
A giant toilet destroys Wario. You should get it.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 19, 2006, 04:48:37 PM
Giant toilet is destroyed by giant criminals.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 19, 2006, 04:50:04 PM
Space Ghost sends them to prison.
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Post by: BP on January 19, 2006, 06:48:31 PM
Luigi sucks up Space Ghost.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 19, 2006, 06:49:48 PM
Luigi sees a boo and runs away.
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Post by: BP on January 19, 2006, 06:52:32 PM
Lasers remove his eyes so he can't see.
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Post by: dude677 on January 19, 2006, 07:00:30 PM
The Laser Is Reflected By A Mirror, Destroying The Laser.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 19, 2006, 07:36:14 PM
Smelly markers stink the crap out of the mirror. It dies.
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Post by: BP on January 19, 2006, 07:47:33 PM
Lucky the Leprechaun eats the markers.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 19, 2006, 07:53:00 PM
Lucky is poisoned, and dies.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 19, 2006, 07:54:36 PM
So the Trix rabbit takes his place!
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Post by: BP on January 19, 2006, 11:55:16 PM
The Rabbit dies of food deprivation. I bet those kids felt guilty. (The kids prevented him from eating so you have to kill them)
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Post by: Suffix on January 19, 2006, 11:58:56 PM
The Queen of Hearts demands that their heads be chopped off in punishment.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 20, 2006, 07:46:32 AM
The Queen of Hearts ia assasinated by a Lee Harvey Oswald look-alike.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 04:34:19 PM
Weird Al gives him the hook.
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Post by: bigexplosions on January 20, 2006, 05:06:32 PM
But Weird Al is shot by some drunk guy that found a pistol on the floor.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 05:37:11 PM
THe drunk guys, as a reaction of his liquor, which he could not hold, falls to the floor and passes out. Wierd Al's shot is not severe so he continues
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 07:00:08 PM
Tansit whines to Weird Al who can't take it and self-destructs.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 20, 2006, 07:24:57 PM
Tansit gets sat on by Strong Mad. Eww, a face fulla Strong Mad butt. >_<
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 20, 2006, 11:17:04 PM
Strong Mad's horrible English, he is unfairly considered an illegal alien by the police, and he is sent across the border.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 20, 2006, 11:19:15 PM
Strong Mad brough back after Strong Sad annoys the police.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 20, 2006, 11:20:50 PM
Strong Sad realizes that somewhere an animal died and becomes extremely depressed.
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Post by: bigexplosions on January 21, 2006, 09:10:24 AM
A wild bear eats Strong Sad.
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Post by: dude677 on January 21, 2006, 10:28:39 AM
A wild bear is captured by the carnival, and is taught to to back flips and ride on a unicycle.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 03:57:05 PM
Marzipan protests against bear-training and the bear is set free.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 21, 2006, 05:09:47 PM
Brak sings Marzipan into insanity.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 05:29:08 PM
Strong Bad beats the crap outta Brak. Because. Just because.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 21, 2006, 05:30:51 PM
Strong Baad meets SG and runs away, knowing he has met his match.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 05:35:28 PM
SG meets Deoxys and Deoxys kicks some serious butt in a cool fight sequence.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 21, 2006, 05:37:28 PM
Fearing he will get fired if he doens't help, Zorak blasts the Deoxys's away.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 05:42:44 PM
Deoxys regenerates and kicks his butt, too. You can't blast a Deoxys, Rayquaza tried already. *holds up Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys DVD*
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 21, 2006, 05:44:15 PM
Moltar destroys the DVD, obliterating its contents.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 05:45:58 PM
I cry, very muchly, and Moltar drowns in my tears.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 21, 2006, 05:47:40 PM
Moltar is a lava man, and he causes the tears to evaporate.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 05:49:38 PM
Aw, crap. Well, then, Regice(who can't melt) freezes Moltar into igneous rock just by standing near him and Moltar can't move, 'cuz he's a rock now.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 21, 2006, 05:57:17 PM
Regice is... uh, fainted by a flamethrower.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 06:33:34 PM
Max Revive!
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 21, 2006, 07:01:16 PM
Mario pulls out the Pokemon cart from the GBA and N64, and also the disc from the GCN.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2006, 07:04:44 PM
Mario dies from shroom overdose.
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 21, 2006, 10:33:45 PM
Mario comes back to life and throws Poison Mushrooms at everybody.
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Post by: Suffix on January 21, 2006, 10:36:13 PM
Mario is finally subdued by Popple's theft of 1-UP mushrooms.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 22, 2006, 01:23:16 AM
Popple dies because he's not in SSBM.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 22, 2006, 09:56:08 AM
I takes SSBM out of the Gamecube and replace it with a game I haven't played in forever, Super Mario Sunshine!
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 22, 2006, 03:52:44 PM
I blast SMS away and re-insert SSBM. [it will not leave!]
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 23, 2006, 05:09:13 AM
Gamecube is blown up by Al Gore.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 23, 2006, 12:01:53 PM
It was my Gamecube, so I cry, making everyone feel sorry for me. :(
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Post by: Suffix on January 23, 2006, 06:07:57 PM
Indifference robs sympathy of its liveliness...
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 23, 2006, 06:31:09 PM
Then GiftedGirl goes on a rampage, then the universe blows up.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 23, 2006, 07:49:07 PM
It's the Big Bang all over again.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 23, 2006, 08:53:28 PM
A caveman uses time travel to make it 2006 again.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 24, 2006, 08:09:09 PM
Stinkoman makes it 20X6.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 24, 2006, 08:44:29 PM
Stinkoman is destroyed when Wario falls on him.
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Post by: BP on January 24, 2006, 09:57:28 PM
1-Up jumps on Wario and says "I want pudding!" Wario says "I agree!" and Pan Pan falls on them both.
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Post by: Suffix on January 24, 2006, 11:07:54 PM
Pan Pan accidentally rolls off into a campfire. Did he explode with the force of 100 tons of trinitrotoluene? The world may never know.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 24, 2006, 11:34:11 PM
Campfire is put out by water.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 25, 2006, 04:20:42 AM
Water is evaporated by the sun.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 25, 2006, 07:07:19 AM
The sun... is blocked out by a dust cloud for a few hours.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 25, 2006, 05:21:27 PM
Dust cloud is driven away by fan.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 25, 2006, 06:07:30 PM
Fan is annoyed by a little baby saying "Waddy! Faaaaaaaan!!!" over and over.

... You wouldn't dare hurt a poor, innocent child, would you?
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Post by: Suffix on January 25, 2006, 09:40:01 PM
Mwahahaha! Liddle baby is defeated and crawls off from an epic battle against thousands of Pikmin! 1,500 pokos worth of pacifier were left behind!
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Post by: BP on January 26, 2006, 02:05:30 AM
So, I walk by with my 10 1/2 shoes. I step on about 354 Pikmin with one step. Hearing the squish, I look at my shoe and say "Eew, I stepped in gum." I flick the Pikmin corpses off and the corpses smash other pikmin. 708 Pikmin are dead now. I notice that the other little walking pieces of gum are angry, so I squish all but one. I pick it up by the leaf on its head, scream at its head until it's deaf, and throw it way up high.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 26, 2006, 06:53:38 AM
Bird Person has his shoulder doodie'd on by, wouldn't ya know it, a bird. Oh, the irony.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 26, 2006, 02:43:54 PM
Pt_peach kills the bird with her giant shotgun, supersized.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 26, 2006, 03:20:12 PM
Pt_Peach gets carried away by a giant hawk.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 26, 2006, 04:03:32 PM
Pt_peach jumps off the hawk.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 26, 2006, 04:11:19 PM
...and lands in a valcano!
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 26, 2006, 04:35:27 PM
The volcano explodes. Mwa ha ha.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 26, 2006, 05:20:26 PM
Link is back!!! He saves pt_peach and takes her (me O_o) to safety.
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Post by: Suffix on January 26, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
A large Athletic Award (the scholar type) clambers out of a cave and snatches poor Link.

v---- Wow, is that an original response? I font believe it!!1!!2!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 26, 2006, 08:03:40 PM
Athletic Award is stomped by Distinguished Portfolio plague.
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Post by: MetalMario on January 27, 2006, 05:20:20 PM
roy(link's friend) blast away the portfolio thingy
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 08:16:35 AM
Team Rocket is blasting off and they hit Roy in the process.
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on January 28, 2006, 01:04:14 PM
Team Rocket gets zapped by Pikachu, and blasts off again.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 01:28:19 PM
Pikachu is driven off by a magic bottle of KETCHUP. I swear, Pikachu loves that stuff.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 28, 2006, 01:32:53 PM
Chris Farley eats all the ketchup.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 01:34:48 PM
Chris Farley is turned into a bird. XP
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 28, 2006, 01:53:59 PM
Bird Person eats the bird!
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on January 28, 2006, 01:58:39 PM
Bid gives Bird Person food poisoning.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 28, 2006, 02:02:31 PM
Waluigi throws a rock at the bird, and kills it brutally.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 02:04:32 PM
Bird's family peck out Waluigi's eyes.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 28, 2006, 02:09:02 PM
Dr. Wario sews Waluigi's eyes back on.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 02:10:54 PM
Dr Wario is blasted by Dr Mario.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 28, 2006, 07:28:43 PM
Dr. Mario is killed by... Mario.

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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 28, 2006, 10:02:17 PM
Mario is dead by Markio.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 28, 2006, 10:33:35 PM
Markio is... driven away by a car. o_0
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 28, 2006, 11:01:47 PM
Drivers in the car are outraged by rising gas prices, and leave Markio on the side of the road.
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Post by: Suffix on January 28, 2006, 11:55:53 PM
Aliens invade and dump toxic, flammable waste into farm silos across the world! It just so happens to be oil, ending the shortage and prolonging our procrastination.
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Post by: bobman37 on January 29, 2006, 12:19:11 AM
The oil is immediately combusted, causing overloads of carbon monoxide and other various poisonous gasses, thereby stealing the free gas right from under our noses whilst putting our lives in even more danger.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 29, 2006, 08:49:00 AM
Mew Mint uses the MewAqua Rod to make the air clean again.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 03:14:24 PM
Antifebreze darkens the air and destroys Mew Mint and the rod.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 03:21:31 PM
Febreeze touches Anti-Febreeze and they both cancel each other out.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 03:23:33 PM
Bozo the Clown dances annoyingly.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 03:30:36 PM
Mioro B. disco-dances annoyingly, causing Bozo the Clown to explode.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 03:31:59 PM
MB. is knocked away by the styling moves of Mr. Game and Watch.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 03:33:17 PM
Mr. Game and Watch is pushed back into his game.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 03:34:35 PM
No reply man just sort of saves the day somehow.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
No reply man is ARROW'd and he says "Ow! My skin!"
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Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 05:14:46 PM
He's a no reply man so he's nothing so it goes straight throw/
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 05:25:14 PM
No reply man becomes Reply man and the arrows hit him.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 30, 2006, 05:39:14 PM
Strong Bad yells "ARROW'D!" and scares everyone away.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 05:51:06 PM
Strong Bad is hugged by a rabid fangirl. Named GiftedGirl.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 06:28:10 PM
The real Dangeresque yells at GiftedGirl and she goes back into the remake.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on January 30, 2006, 09:09:11 PM
Atomic Bomb kills everyone.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on January 30, 2006, 09:28:39 PM
Everyone but Deezer!
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Post by: Suffix on January 30, 2006, 10:54:49 PM
(Koopaslaya, how could you! Shame!)

Deezer finally loses to The Hardest Question...
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 31, 2006, 02:23:46 PM
Someone throws a Voltorb at the hardest question and it gets EXPLODE'd
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 31, 2006, 06:56:16 PM
Missingno puts the hardest question back together.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 31, 2006, 11:46:56 PM
Everyone is brought back to life, and all Pokemon except my Eevee are killed.
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 01, 2006, 09:15:29 AM
Eevee is stolen by a little kid who thinks it's just a plushie. I settled that without having to kill the Eevee! ^_^
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 01, 2006, 02:38:35 PM
Little kid is... grounded for stealing.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on February 01, 2006, 04:51:09 PM
Parents find out Little kid wasn't stealing.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on February 01, 2006, 04:58:03 PM
Parents end up on "The Bad Parents" and are humiliated into crying and laughing.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 01, 2006, 06:11:29 PM
"The Bad Parents" gets a Heavy Lourde dropped on it, courtesy of Professor Tor Coolguy(<-- you guys who've seen the Strong Bad is in Jail cartoon know what I'm talkin' 'bout).
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 01, 2006, 06:13:47 PM
Strong Bad, aka Prof. Tor Coolguy, gets thrown in jail... again.
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Post by: Suffix on February 01, 2006, 11:34:08 PM
What's this? Nobody bothered to clean the tile grout? The jail is compromised by absent upkeep!

v--- WTD does that have to do with upkeep?
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 01, 2006, 11:39:42 PM
Strong Bad is put on a deserted island.
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Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on February 02, 2006, 02:14:37 AM
The deserted island is nuked and pie rains from the sky!
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 02, 2006, 02:22:27 AM
Pie is eaten by Homestar Runner who becomes obese, and then becomes Homestar Loafer.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 02, 2006, 08:40:58 AM
Weight Watchers.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on February 05, 2006, 03:16:14 PM
How could everyone forget about this topic? Wah! Weight Watchers is detroyed by the Atkins Diet.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 05, 2006, 03:39:49 PM
Atkins is destroyed by TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!1!!!!1!!!
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Post by: Hirocon on February 05, 2006, 08:26:40 PM
Rather Dashing slays Trogdor.
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Post by: BP on February 05, 2006, 10:42:36 PM
Jhonka bashes Rather Dashing's head with his giant turkey leg.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 06, 2006, 09:48:18 AM
Jhonka gets crushed by a herd of stampeding gazelles.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 06, 2006, 10:49:18 AM
Gazelles are driven away by lazer-lights.
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 11, 2006, 06:02:20 PM
The song "Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting" somehow blows the lazer-lights up.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 11, 2006, 06:15:25 PM
Someone kung-fu kicks the CD player, causing the song to stop.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 11, 2006, 07:04:25 PM
The CD player comes back as a robot and breaks the guy's legs.
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Post by: Suffix on February 12, 2006, 12:42:13 AM
Mushroom Boy stabs the robotic CD player with a Proper Noun. (no reason)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 12, 2006, 09:11:58 AM
Mushroom Boy is eaten by Mario. NOOOOOO!!!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 12, 2006, 11:09:40 AM
Mario get's killed by.....Sonic the Hedgehog! Muwahahahaha!!!
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Post by: Luigison on February 12, 2006, 11:12:12 AM
While in Mario stomach, Mushroom Boy pulls a 1-up out of his pocket which makes Mario Super, Mushrromboy walks out of his mouth and Mario turns to Sonic.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 03:44:37 PM
A Stairway to Coin Heaven crushes Sonic and Mushroom Boy.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 12, 2006, 03:48:42 PM
Sonic had one power ring.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 12, 2006, 07:28:17 PM
(You're so mean.) The Stairway to Coin Heaven gets broken. Don't ask me how, it just broke.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 12, 2006, 07:47:28 PM
Mario and Sonic build another one. (See the power two great video game characters can do when they work together?)
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 12, 2006, 11:55:39 PM
They are beaten by Bowser and Eggman.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 13, 2006, 08:25:54 AM
Eggman turns into scrambled eggs and Bowser turns into..... Strong Bad? (That's a reference to my bad Bowser impressions. They always sound like Strong Bad.)
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Post by: Luigi #98 on February 14, 2006, 04:14:33 PM
editor erases the post destroying bowser. (this is cool though)


And what about Beetoven, Hm?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 14, 2006, 04:50:07 PM
He falls into the lake of fire.
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 14, 2006, 07:56:05 PM
Lake of Fire gets put out. By water. Dur.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 14, 2006, 11:49:30 PM
Water is kidnapped by Waluigi.
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Post by: BP on February 15, 2006, 12:09:50 AM
Waluigi accidentally moves and it breaks his skinny unprotected bones.
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Post by: Luigi #98 on February 15, 2006, 06:27:38 AM
Wario supports him.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 15, 2006, 09:40:42 AM
Wario spontaneously combusts from watching One Piece too much. Just a little bit of that stuff'll kill you. O.O
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 15, 2006, 02:58:06 PM
Dubbed version of One Piece is pwned by undubbed One Piece. :D
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 15, 2006, 04:52:02 PM
THE MAN throws the undubbed One Piece out of the USA. THE MAN doesn't want undubbed anime outside of Japan.

............ How ya gonna defeat THE MAN?
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Post by: WaddleDee-Jay on February 16, 2006, 09:37:01 AM
Super bomb goes a splode.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 16, 2006, 03:05:45 PM
Super Bomb is reconstructed then Ultra Bomb goes a splode.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 16, 2006, 03:09:23 PM
Ultra Bomb is stomped on by a giant foot.
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Post by: WaddleDee-Jay on February 16, 2006, 04:50:47 PM
Flaming arrows hit the giant foot.
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Post by: HolyAarom on February 16, 2006, 05:44:12 PM
It rains and you know what rain does to fire.
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Post by: BP on February 17, 2006, 12:48:25 AM
Some giant flying washcloth absorbs the rain and clouds.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 18, 2006, 07:23:46 PM
Frozone freezes the washcloth. Y'know he's cool(pun intended).
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Post by: Ambulance Y on February 19, 2006, 09:55:29 PM
Frozone can't find his super suit. ("Woman, where's my super suit!") XD
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Post by: Suffix on February 20, 2006, 02:18:06 AM
Pajamas make a good substitute.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on February 20, 2006, 12:50:24 PM
Pajamas are killed my my x-ray lazer beam eye things.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 20, 2006, 11:40:23 PM
X-Ray laser beam thingies are waterlogged.
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Post by: Suffix on February 21, 2006, 12:11:50 AM
Silica gel saves the day! (not for consumption)  Lemme' guess... Somebody's going to eat it.

Edit: Check out what I hid after the initial text. I knew it was coming.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 21, 2006, 08:35:54 AM
Someone eats the silica gel. XD
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 24, 2006, 04:21:57 AM
That someone develops cancer.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 24, 2006, 09:21:17 AM
The cure for cancer has been found! Person is fed homemade chocolate sauce to cure the cancer.
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 25, 2006, 05:45:30 PM
Chocolate sauce hardens into a chocolate chunk.
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Post by: Luigi #98 on February 26, 2006, 12:00:18 PM
chocolate chunk is melted and freezers have just been extinct. Beat that! also, anarctica was destroyed
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2006, 05:03:00 PM
Chocolate is eaten by a Salamence. Who knew they liked chocolate?
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Post by: Suffix on February 26, 2006, 08:54:16 PM
A snowspeeder lands on the Salamence. Whatever that is.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 27, 2006, 12:59:39 PM
Salamence (http://dex.pokemonpalace.net/sprites/bigimages/373.png) eats the snowspeeder.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 28, 2006, 07:47:14 AM
Salamance is buried alive by an avalanche.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 28, 2006, 10:21:42 AM
The Salamence uses Flamethrower to melt the ice. Yes, Salamence can learn Flamethrower. I checked for accuracy.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 28, 2006, 03:14:56 PM
Salamence is savaged by my uber-strong Eevee.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 01, 2006, 12:24:01 PM
Your uberstrong Eevee is nothing against an uberuberstrong Hitmonchan.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on March 04, 2006, 07:42:57 PM
Your hitmonchan is destroyed by Wawawaluigi.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 05, 2006, 01:54:48 PM
Wawawaluigi is brick'd. (I didn't say it was my Hitmonchan...)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on March 05, 2006, 02:58:51 PM
An architect cements the bricks. :P
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 05, 2006, 07:43:39 PM
Dynamite blows the bricks up.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 06, 2006, 01:27:40 AM
Sanji from One Piece uses water to put out the fuse.

(Man, why does everyone insist on attacking my poor little Eevee? She was one of the first Pokemon I ever got in Stadium and online)
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 06, 2006, 06:04:56 AM
Sanji is killed by a Hoodie.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 06, 2006, 07:49:23 AM
The hoodie falls into the trash and gets taken by the GARBAGEMAN.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on March 06, 2006, 09:23:36 PM
I shoot the garbageman with my 410 shotgun.
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Post by: Suffix on March 06, 2006, 10:24:24 PM
A Banzai Bill stampede uncremoniously flattens poor Koopaslaya. He even saw it coming.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 08, 2006, 02:21:07 PM
Banzai Bill gets blow'd up somehow by The Guinea Pig Way. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/guineapig)
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on March 08, 2006, 03:49:56 PM
Guinea pigs get eaten by cruel people from Peru.
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Post by: Jman on March 08, 2006, 10:39:11 PM
Then I came in and did something totally random that blew up half of the multivrse.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 09, 2006, 07:35:21 AM
The something totally random gets stomped on by a Groudon.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 19, 2006, 05:15:46 PM
Groudon absorbs too much energy when he tries to use solarbeam, and he blows up!!!
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Post by: Mr. Melee on March 19, 2006, 05:28:59 PM
Since energy can never be destroyed, Coolio eats a pi.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 19, 2006, 05:43:20 PM
The "pi" was poisonous, so Coolio died.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on March 19, 2006, 05:46:49 PM
A hasmat teddy bear eats the poison.


If you go back to March 8... One Piece is a really cool show, Us.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on March 19, 2006, 09:15:35 PM
Teddy Bear has no digestive system, so the poison just dissolved the pool lil' guy's fluff till he was just a puddle of mangled fur and poison.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 19, 2006, 10:19:42 PM
Fur and poison is swept away by tidal wave.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 20, 2006, 08:28:38 AM
Water falls down a deep crack in the earths surface.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 20, 2006, 08:38:41 AM
The crack is filled with concrete.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 20, 2006, 12:15:46 PM
A volcano erupts and the concrete gets melted into umm... melted concrete.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 20, 2006, 12:29:09 PM
Regice freezes the volcano. It can do that, yo.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 20, 2006, 12:39:10 PM
Well it went back into the Pokeball, and the trainer forgot and left it lying there forever.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 20, 2006, 04:13:52 PM
Trainer is shot by dart gun, and.....dies.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 20, 2006, 04:28:34 PM
Person who shot him throws the gun in the trash.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 20, 2006, 04:57:00 PM
Person has a watermelon thrown at him. Incoming!
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Post by: Mr. Melee on March 20, 2006, 05:58:06 PM
Wopple from One Piece eats the watermelon.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 20, 2006, 07:15:20 PM
Ummm... a Wopple doesn't exist in my mind, so it isn't there.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 20, 2006, 08:25:32 PM
You have to watch or read One Piece to know who Wopple is.....so he does exsist.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2006, 11:57:17 AM
Tokyo MewMew totally destroys One Piece with their super-awexome MewMew abilities.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 21, 2006, 02:42:38 PM
Tokyo gets rampaged by Godzilla, and it crushes the MewMew.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2006, 04:14:21 PM
I know nothing about Godzilla, so let's just say that I snap my fingers and he dissappears.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 21, 2006, 04:26:34 PM
Fingers are destroyed by meat grinder!
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 21, 2006, 07:35:29 PM
McDonald's uses it for their patties and it gets all rusted and nasty.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 22, 2006, 04:48:55 AM
McDonalds gets shut down by George Bush Sr.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 22, 2006, 09:40:12 AM
Turns out it's only being remodeled. (Same thing happened to the MickeyD's here, I won't have ane fave fries for at least a month!)
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 22, 2006, 12:42:43 PM
The food still sucks, so they order a wrecking ball to destroy it.
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Post by: Suffix on March 22, 2006, 10:00:00 PM
An insomniac mechanical engineer's calculations eventually bring about a weakness; the wrecking ball was too heavy for the crane. The crane flips over and lands the deconstrution company deep in debt, laying off 1,100 workers and causing a 5 year old boy in Russia to cry. It is not clear whether it was the company's demise or the lack of yeast in the child's bread that caused this emotional outburst...
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 22, 2006, 11:43:55 PM
Incorrect calculations leads to everyone being put in an after-school detention with Mr. Byte. o_0
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 23, 2006, 09:56:04 AM
The people in detention sneak out while Mr. Byte is asleep.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 23, 2006, 03:23:17 PM
Mr Byte has a nightmare, wakes up and gives them referrals/citatatons.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 24, 2006, 02:55:25 PM
The referrals are eaten by the Legendary Black Beast of-- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *is eaten*
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 24, 2006, 07:33:18 PM
The Legendary Black Beast of AHHHHHHHHH, joined the circus and died in a tragic accident.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on March 25, 2006, 05:05:08 PM
Err, a time machine with a mind of its own stopped the crash from happening by traveling back to the present.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 25, 2006, 05:32:28 PM
Hermione's Time-Turner severely kicks the time machines BUTT because of it's awesomeness and portability.
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Post by: Suffix on March 25, 2006, 06:05:17 PM
A falling shelf breaks the time turner. Havoc ensues.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on March 25, 2006, 09:47:51 PM
The Falling shelf falls into a Warp Hole and is sent into a parallel dimention in which things are not insane, this destroying the havoc.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on March 26, 2006, 05:33:08 PM
A black hole sucks in and "spaghettifies"* everything.

*stretched everything out until it broke in two.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 27, 2006, 12:06:44 PM
Astronauts go and throw an Anti-Blackhole device into it.
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 27, 2006, 07:47:22 PM
The martians counterattack with their own, anti-anti-blackhole device.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on March 27, 2006, 08:48:06 PM
NUKE! EVERYTHING GETS BLOW'D UP, including the black hole!!
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Post by: Suffix on March 27, 2006, 09:07:40 PM
Atomic Bomb kills everyone.
(Koopaslaya, how could you! Shame!)
Koopaslaya gets pwned by history.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on March 27, 2006, 09:15:27 PM
Koopaslaya re-writes history books.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 27, 2006, 09:58:53 PM
Somehow the books combust spontaneously, and turn to ash!
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 29, 2006, 12:21:20 AM
From the ashes grows a tender tulip who, slowly and surely, begins to reveal the wisdom of the books who died.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 29, 2006, 10:34:23 AM
The tender tulip is squished by the uncaring Lord Crump. (I seem to be obsessed with him lately!)
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 29, 2006, 11:46:56 AM
The X-Nauts have a mutiny, and marroon him on an island.
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Post by: ViRUS on March 29, 2006, 12:04:49 PM
A random EMP goes off and all the X-nauts fall over and break.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 29, 2006, 12:07:58 PM
Grodus goes into a fury and creates more than the world can handle.
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 29, 2006, 11:56:21 PM
Microsoft; bland, alternative radio stations; and Mulder and Skully UNITE!  The X-nauts are taken to court for copyright infringement over the letter X.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 30, 2006, 12:28:59 PM
They pay the judge (and jury) and get off as not-guilty.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on March 30, 2006, 02:23:19 PM
The judge and jury have a Snorlax dropped on them.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 30, 2006, 02:27:42 PM
They play a Poke-flute and he dies instead of waking up.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on March 30, 2006, 04:12:59 PM
Snorlax is resurrected by Dr. Frank-in-styne
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Post by: Suffix on March 30, 2006, 11:15:04 PM
Frankenstein dies of hyperventilation after a long bout of screaming "It's Frank-in-shteen!"
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 30, 2006, 11:48:35 PM
Sympathetic movie-goer revives Dr. Frankenstein with a 1-UP Super.
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Post by: G-Dawg on March 31, 2006, 07:37:06 PM
Then Kamek turned the 1-up Super to a poison mushroom so he died again.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2006, 06:45:00 AM
I kick Kamek in the head.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on April 01, 2006, 01:15:27 PM
In a giant Baking-Soda Vinegar explosion gone horribly wrong, Gifted Girl is wiped from the face of the planet.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 01, 2006, 03:05:46 PM
A giant pit mysteriously appears and the vinegar crap is never seen again.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 02, 2006, 09:31:52 AM
Cement is poured into the pit, filling it up.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 02, 2006, 01:25:33 PM
Road workers come with jack-hammers and destroy the cement.
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Post by: Suffix on April 02, 2006, 02:24:52 PM
Road workers are distracted by the lunch bell.
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Post by: DeadAwake on April 02, 2006, 05:19:07 PM
Rock beats lunch bell.
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Post by: dude677 on April 02, 2006, 05:20:09 PM
Rock gets Blow'd up by the TNT that was sitting next to it.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 02, 2006, 05:54:44 PM
Match sat off the TNT.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2006, 08:41:04 AM
A car drives by, blowing out the match.
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Post by: ViRUS on April 04, 2006, 01:38:46 PM
As the car went by it touched the match and caught on fire then blew up.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 04, 2006, 01:44:47 PM
Firemen put out fire.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 04, 2006, 02:18:52 PM
Their dalmation goes crazy and eats them.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 05, 2006, 03:46:18 PM
Out of nowhere a Dalmation-Eating monster comes and eats it.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 09, 2006, 06:56:35 AM
Tigger bounces the dalmation-eating monster into oblivion.
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Post by: Suffix on April 09, 2006, 04:50:57 PM
An oliphant squashes Tigger into oblivion.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 09, 2006, 05:21:53 PM
An enraged GiftedGirl, who really liked Tigger, whacks the oliphant over the head with her Bigg Stik until it dies from blunt force trauma.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 09, 2006, 05:48:25 PM
An asteroid comes and blows up the Earth, and destroys everything on it, including the Bigg Stik.
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Post by: Suffix on April 09, 2006, 05:56:06 PM
The Magic School Bus swells into a Magic School Moon and swings the Asteroid on another path-- towards the sun. (it really happened!)
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Post by: Koopaslaya on April 09, 2006, 06:27:23 PM
The sun runs out of fuel before the asteriod can reach it, and thus the asteriod cannot create the explosion of the century.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 10, 2006, 09:33:46 AM
The sun goes to Chevron to get more fuel. XD
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 10, 2006, 06:02:10 PM
Fire blows up the Cheveron station.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 11, 2006, 08:17:08 AM
WARTORTLE used WATER GUN! It's super-effective! Enemy FIRE fainted! WARTORTLE gained some-odd exp!
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 11, 2006, 01:20:47 PM
Venusaur uses solar beam, it's super effective, enemy Wartortle faints, and everyhting else that happens.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 12, 2006, 05:22:07 AM
For some strange reason, Venusaur is hit with a Shrek 2 DVD case and faints.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 12, 2006, 06:07:09 AM
It was my DVD case, so I hit whoever stole it.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 12, 2006, 07:17:30 PM
Well the case ended up not being yours so you went to jail for abuse.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 13, 2006, 08:51:44 AM
The Subtle Knife helps me break out.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 13, 2006, 04:29:05 PM
My Shrek 2 case pwns not only your Shrek 2 case, but also the Subtle Knife.
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Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 04:43:29 PM
The PWN gets eaten by a queen.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 13, 2006, 05:05:49 PM
The queen gets beheaded by King Henry XIII.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 14, 2006, 06:22:01 AM
King Henry gets eaten by a Heffalump.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 14, 2006, 02:57:11 PM
A guy brings a beehive and the bees get mad at the Heffalump for stealing the honey and sting it to death.
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on April 14, 2006, 02:58:48 PM
My tin of Altoids blows up and everything, inculding the universe, the Shrek 2 cases and the Subtle Knife, is destroyed.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 15, 2006, 07:33:40 PM
Altoids suck, so they melt.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 16, 2006, 12:01:15 PM
Then Tic-Tacs come from the planet Tic-Tactia and scoop up the melted glop and dump it in a volcano.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 18, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
TicTacs also suck, so they blow up.
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Post by: Suffix on April 18, 2006, 12:32:13 PM
A team of elite psychologists are assigned to GiftedGirl's antagonism.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on April 18, 2006, 01:02:53 PM
This team's car blows up on the way there.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 18, 2006, 04:19:51 PM
A Wartortle puts out the fire and saves the elite psychologists.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 24, 2006, 06:44:48 AM
The Wartortle is shot by a poacher and is made into a set of matching hand luggage.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 24, 2006, 08:03:27 AM
The poacher is killed by a rampaging Nidoking.
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Post by: The Chef on April 24, 2006, 03:15:26 PM
The Nidoking has his Heart stolen by a Heartless.
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Post by: Suffix on April 24, 2006, 03:44:44 PM
 The Wonderful Wizard gives the Heartless a clock, rendering it "Not-heartless," diminishing its previously fine self-esteem to nothing.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 25, 2006, 05:23:27 AM
The clock get's stolen by a bunch of chavs.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 25, 2006, 07:26:54 AM
I don't know what chavs are, so I poke them relentlessly with a Bigg Stik.
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Post by: The Chef on April 25, 2006, 08:07:37 PM
Strong Bad burns the Bigg Stik with his BMW.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 27, 2006, 06:33:52 AM
The Bigg Stik is impervious to fire. :P
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Post by: Suffix on April 27, 2006, 08:51:09 AM
A greedy researcher seizes the "Bigg Stik" to conduct all manner of tests on it. (if you answer this with that thing again... there will be trouble)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 27, 2006, 12:53:19 PM
Fluffernut chews on the researcher's fingers.
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on April 27, 2006, 01:05:40 PM
Tidbit chases Fluffernut away.
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Post by: The Chef on April 27, 2006, 02:33:35 PM
Trogdor BURNiNATES both Tidbit and Fluffernut.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 27, 2006, 07:54:08 PM
Trogdor gets Sword'd by a knight.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 27, 2006, 09:55:31 PM
The knight is the Black Knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and gets all of his limbs chopped off in a swordfight with King Arthur.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 28, 2006, 09:13:50 AM
King Arthur gets taken away by Scotland Yard.
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 28, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
But the Black Knights head comes back and bit Scotland Yard's legs off. XD
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Post by: The Chef on April 29, 2006, 05:17:34 PM
The Black Knight's head gets thrown into a well by a Lakitu.
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Post by: Suffix on April 29, 2006, 11:30:02 PM
A koopa shell tossed upwards knocks the Lakitu from his friendly-looking perch.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 30, 2006, 08:03:44 AM
Mario throws the shell away.
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Post by: The Chef on April 30, 2006, 07:06:34 PM
Bowser sends an army of Badniks(from Eggman in exchange for an Emerald Piece)to attack Mario.
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Post by: SushieBoy on April 30, 2006, 07:58:38 PM
But they were all low on battery so they never make it there.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 01, 2006, 08:04:14 AM
The Energiser Bunny gives them more batteries so they can keep going and going and going and going and going and going......
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 01, 2006, 08:16:43 PM
ome guy with a sledge hammer comes and smashes the battery case which causes them to blow up.
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Post by: Suffix on May 01, 2006, 08:35:29 PM
Oh me! A bust of Felix Mendelssohn crashes down on the guy with a sledge hammer!
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Post by: The Chef on May 02, 2006, 07:15:54 PM
Mr.Clean clears the pieces of the bust off the floor.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2006, 12:41:49 PM
Mr. Clean get kicked in the...........................................

face.
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Post by: The Chef on May 03, 2006, 02:06:21 PM
Unicron eats the world.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 04, 2006, 10:19:34 AM
Unicron gets a stomach virus and throws up the world.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on May 04, 2006, 07:01:55 PM
I give medicine to the mythical creature.
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Post by: The Chef on May 04, 2006, 08:28:56 PM
The mythical creature transforms into Anonymous Prime and procceds to fight Unicron.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 05, 2006, 07:49:00 AM
They both are thrown against the wall by means of Mewtwo's awesome powers.
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Post by: The Chef on May 05, 2006, 07:05:57 PM
Mewtwo is stuffed into a grocery bag by means of The Poopsmith's awesomer powers.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 05, 2006, 11:21:39 PM
They all are  thrown into a keyhole by means of the locksmiths auwesome powers
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Post by: MetalMario on May 06, 2006, 10:18:26 AM
the locksmith doest reconize metal mario cause he though he was a key....locksmith ko and the people are free!
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Post by: Suffix on May 06, 2006, 10:58:56 AM
Metal Mario accidentally gains a Mega Mushroom. Goodbye metallic power.
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Post by: MetalMario on May 06, 2006, 11:09:45 AM
although he gets a mega mushroom, metal retains his well.....metalness and crushes suffix

metalmario:ha!
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 06, 2006, 01:37:37 PM
Mario is recycled into a soup can.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 06, 2006, 02:09:59 PM
The soup can becomes a Cambell's soup can, which is the highest honor for a soup can.
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Post by: The Chef on May 06, 2006, 06:37:24 PM
Kamek comes and turns Campbell's Soup Can Mario into Bob-Omb Mario.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 06, 2006, 08:46:38 PM
He commits sucicide on accident by blowing up.
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Post by: The Chef on May 07, 2006, 09:21:07 AM
The explosion is so large that Mushroom Earth fuse with Mobius Earth.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 07, 2006, 04:24:39 PM
Einstein comes and says "Scientifically that can't happen", so it doesn't.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 07, 2006, 05:23:54 PM
A twister blows Einstein into the land of Ox. Not Oz, Ox.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 08, 2006, 12:42:03 AM
The letter "B" appears and changes the land of Ox into the land of Box.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2006, 11:29:47 AM
The letter B is switched with the letter C, making it the land of Cox.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 08, 2006, 12:54:51 PM
Courtney usurps the Queen of Cox and destroys the land, saying the town ain't big enough for the two of them.
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Post by: The Chef on May 08, 2006, 05:08:51 PM
The Land of Cox fuses with the Land of Noodles due to Cox Control from the Cox Emeralds being used by Ionic the Dredgehog.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2006, 05:52:52 PM
Ionic the Dredgehog(whoever that is) is squished by a smiling lizard.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 08, 2006, 06:03:54 PM
The makers of SoBe use the lizard to make the labels for it.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2006, 06:07:37 PM
All the bottles of SoBe smash at the same time for no raisen, tearing up the labels in the process.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 08, 2006, 06:09:24 PM
Tape puts them together.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 08, 2006, 06:17:45 PM
the tape is non-stick.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 09, 2006, 06:42:40 AM
The tape is made sticky by... umm... a bear!
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 09, 2006, 12:02:14 PM
Winter comes, and the bear hibernates.
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Post by: The Chef on May 10, 2006, 02:26:25 PM
A giant can of sweat spray causes the cold weather to dissapear.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 10, 2006, 05:14:58 PM
The can gets thrown into the atmosphere and is never seen again.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 10, 2006, 06:54:51 PM
But jimmy nuetron sent it bck to earth.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 10, 2006, 09:11:00 PM
Jimmy Neutron's gargantuan head is stuffed in a garbage compactor--a gargantuan garbage compactor, by the way.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2006, 06:11:56 AM
The gargantuan garbage compactor breaks down.
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Post by: The Chef on May 11, 2006, 04:29:13 PM
The gargantuan garbage compactor is brought back to life by a 1-up Ztar.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on May 12, 2006, 02:42:43 AM
The garbage compactor is crushed by Mr Staypuft.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 12, 2006, 07:04:01 AM
The Ghostbusters cross the streams and melt Mr. Staypuft.
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Post by: Suffix on May 12, 2006, 09:22:04 AM
The Ghostbusters are put out of business by E. Gadd's apprentice.
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Post by: The Chef on May 12, 2006, 06:20:40 PM
E.Gadd's apprentice(his nephew, Eddie Gadd) is pressured by all the fame and popularity.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 13, 2006, 01:44:36 PM
Fame and Popularity are thrown out of a window.
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Post by: The Chef on May 13, 2006, 03:18:51 PM
The Leauge of Nintendo Villans are about to reactivate Space Station NOVA, which they plan to use to conquer all worlds.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 13, 2006, 04:27:39 PM
League of Nintendo heros come and destroy them.
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Post by: Tingrio on May 14, 2006, 03:43:54 PM
The leauge of Nintendo NPCs (Non-playable charcters)comes and crushes the leauge of heros.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 14, 2006, 03:46:22 PM
The game system they were playing on gets turned off.
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Post by: The Chef on May 14, 2006, 04:59:08 PM
Captain N gets thrown back into the real world.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 15, 2006, 12:33:01 AM
The Real World nixes Captain N in its second season.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on May 15, 2006, 03:36:20 AM
Second Season cancelled by Hillary Clinton
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Post by: The Chef on May 15, 2006, 01:21:40 PM
Bowser eats Hilary Clinton.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 15, 2006, 07:14:13 PM
Mario comes back and stomps on Bowser's head, defeating him.
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Post by: The Chef on May 15, 2006, 08:23:35 PM
Wario challanges Mario to a game of Judge.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 15, 2006, 11:53:10 PM
Uhh... Mario wins the game of Judge.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2006, 07:41:12 AM
A gigantic Luigi stomps on Mario. Sorry, Mario!
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Post by: The Chef on May 16, 2006, 03:06:23 PM
Luigi gets beaten by Flagman.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 16, 2006, 10:21:00 PM
A giant pencil comes and erases Flagman from existence.
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Post by: Hirocon on May 17, 2006, 12:09:06 AM
A giant pencil sharpener chews up the giant pencil.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 17, 2006, 08:08:52 AM
A giant colored pencil ruins the giant pencil sharpener.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 17, 2006, 12:07:05 PM
someone buys a new pencil that works on colored pencils and the shapener sharpens the colored pencil into oblivion
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Post by: Suffix on May 17, 2006, 12:36:53 PM
Caffine cures drowsiness-related confusion.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 17, 2006, 12:58:13 PM
Turkey binge gives triptophan (nutrient that causes you to be tired), drowsiness returns.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 17, 2006, 01:02:22 PM
But the turkey binge was actually sleep pills so everyone gets a good long nap.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 17, 2006, 03:43:19 PM
Another minus sign is added to this double negative.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 17, 2006, 04:27:50 PM
then the waves killed everyone and made the confusion disappear
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 17, 2006, 04:29:21 PM
Kyogre moves the waves somewheres else.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 17, 2006, 04:42:13 PM
Then the waves call for help and Kyogre is stormed by masses of other waves
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Post by: The Chef on May 17, 2006, 05:43:34 PM
The wolf from Egg frezzes time, thus stopping the waves.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 17, 2006, 06:17:04 PM
but I microwave the frozen water, thus thawing it.
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Post by: Suffix on May 17, 2006, 06:19:31 PM
(Time was frozen in water?!) All manner of conductive materials are inserted into the microwave. Let the fireworks begin. Do not try this at home.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 17, 2006, 07:03:41 PM
Firemen stop the explosions from the microwave
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 17, 2006, 09:37:38 PM
Terrorists with flamethrowers come and catch the firemen on fire.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 18, 2006, 06:14:04 AM
Their magic Water-type dalmations use water gun!
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Post by: The Chef on May 18, 2006, 07:03:28 PM
The guy from Manhole puts the dalmatians under a manhole cover.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 18, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
The guy from manhole (mr.game and watch) goes to ssbm and gets his tail whooped by roy, who then releases the dalmations.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 18, 2006, 09:32:25 PM
Well Ness comes and kicks Roy's butt.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 19, 2006, 05:24:32 AM
And Mario lights Ness on fire
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 19, 2006, 01:08:08 PM
ness is wearing fireproof clothes
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 19, 2006, 01:12:50 PM
Mario uses his cape and spins Ness around until he pukes
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 19, 2006, 01:16:56 PM
ness is wearing fire/puke proof clothes and throws mario into the horizon.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 19, 2006, 01:20:49 PM
Mario Is rescued by his noble steed Yoshi and they team on him(Yoshi puts Ness in an Egg and Mario Beats the egg senseless).
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 19, 2006, 05:23:25 PM
But ness was never inside the egg, he teleported to a date with Paula.
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Post by: The Chef on May 19, 2006, 06:05:28 PM
The date gets ruined by a rabid Mr.Saturn.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 19, 2006, 06:09:06 PM
But ness had vaccined mr. saturn before the date.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 19, 2006, 10:36:32 PM
The doctor put poison in the vaccine so Ness dies.
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Post by: The Chef on May 20, 2006, 07:10:03 AM
A white mage comes and brings Ness back to life.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 20, 2006, 07:56:50 AM
but the mage was a bootleg imitation so ness is still dead
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 20, 2006, 09:55:33 AM
Whoever made the bootleg imitation is thrown in jail.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 20, 2006, 11:11:25 AM
but one of the cell walls was amde out of mashed potatoes, so the bootleg escapes by eating it.
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Post by: The Chef on May 20, 2006, 04:52:54 PM
The bootlegger explodes from eating too much.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 20, 2006, 05:30:47 PM
but he gets sowed back together by Jennifer Tily
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 20, 2006, 07:14:54 PM
He becomes hungry again and eats Jennifer Tily
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 20, 2006, 08:00:46 PM
He gets arrested again and thrown in jail again, and this time the jailer makes sure none of the walls are made of food.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 20, 2006, 08:03:22 PM
Jailbird is broken out by Solid Snake. (wtd)
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 20, 2006, 08:05:41 PM
Solid Snake's fox die injection and his lung cancer (from all the smoking) kills him(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Post by: Koopaslaya on May 30, 2006, 08:10:14 PM
A nuke comes, and distroyed everything that happened to Solid Snake, and in the process destroyed him and everythign surrounding him.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 30, 2006, 10:24:23 PM
Napolean gets the Timemachine to work and everything is back to normal.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 31, 2006, 10:14:27 AM
Suddenly, a red daisy grows out of the ground and everything is not normal.
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Post by: SolidShroom on May 31, 2006, 01:03:57 PM
Suddenly, the kid with ADHD that is imagining this gets bored and walks away to play Doom.
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Post by: The Chef on May 31, 2006, 01:22:00 PM
Doom is knocked off the market by the success of the Wii.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 01, 2006, 05:14:35 AM
Wii is made upset by the constant Wii jokes, and runs away crying (??!?!?!?wtd)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 01, 2006, 11:28:53 AM
A nice person goes to comfort Wii, and Wii feels better.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 01, 2006, 12:47:48 PM
Wii gets kidnapped by sony and they steal all of the stuff that they already haven't(Nooooooooooooo, a $600 Wii with MGS4!)
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Post by: The Chef on June 01, 2006, 02:33:40 PM
Xbox 360 destroys Sony and saves the Wii.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 02, 2006, 09:49:02 AM
A Pikachu electrocutes the Xbox 360.
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Post by: The Chef on June 02, 2006, 05:38:47 PM
Bowser eats the Pikachu.
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 02, 2006, 08:55:31 PM
Bowser falls into a lava pit.
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on June 02, 2006, 08:56:57 PM
The lava pit is made of orange juice, so Bowser dosn't die and he attacks Tokyo.
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 02, 2006, 08:59:02 PM
King Kong comes and tears Bowser in half. (Just saw the movie)
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 02, 2006, 10:34:19 PM
DK kills King Kong and Krazy glues Bowser back together.
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Post by: Master_M-Dog on June 02, 2006, 11:04:00 PM
Mankey Kong throws barrels at the both of them!
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Post by: The Chef on June 03, 2006, 07:55:23 AM
Diddy jumpa on Mankey.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 03, 2006, 10:25:37 AM
Adlolesence hits diddy and he gets PO'ed for no reason, so he goes to his room screaming that everyone hates him.
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Post by: The Chef on June 03, 2006, 12:14:01 PM
Dixie gives Diddy a banana to calm him down.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 03, 2006, 12:18:13 PM
Diddy gets heartburn
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 03, 2006, 02:18:27 PM
Diddy takes Rolaids Soft Chews.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 03, 2006, 07:21:16 PM
Diddy pukes them up and the heartburn gets worse.
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Post by: The Chef on June 04, 2006, 11:10:09 AM
Yoshi feeds Diddy a Blue Watermaelon to cool him down.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 04, 2006, 07:22:10 PM
The watermelon makes Diddy have to pee really bad.
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Post by: TEM on June 04, 2006, 08:26:20 PM
Long time alcohol abuse lets Diddy retain the water forever.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 04, 2006, 08:44:29 PM
Long time alcohol abuse puts diddy in jail.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on June 04, 2006, 08:57:28 PM
Diddy's get out of jail free card has not yet been used, therefore, he uses it.
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 05, 2006, 12:40:05 PM
The jail free card spontaniously combusts and he stays in jail.
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Post by: The Chef on June 05, 2006, 02:37:45 PM
Donkey bails Diddy out of jail and knocks out G-Dawg for his obsession with making things spontaniously combust.
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 05, 2006, 03:37:10 PM
I gain consciousness and realize how many times I've said that and kill DK.
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Post by: Suffix on June 05, 2006, 04:23:22 PM
G-Dawg has to be put down for rabid advertising. :(
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 08, 2006, 03:46:58 PM
I spontaneously combust...just kidding.

Out of nowhere a 1-up mushroom falls in my mouth and I live again.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 08, 2006, 06:38:26 PM
the 1-up shroom had a catch, G-Dawg would have to sacrifice his soul!muahahahahahahahahahahaha(and not the one on his feet)!
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Post by: The Chef on June 08, 2006, 08:37:43 PM
Mario destroys the evil 1-up mushroom, which is really called a soul-down mushroom.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 08, 2006, 08:39:07 PM
the only way for the chef to destroy the soul-down mushroom was to eat it, and now he lost his soul!muahahahahaha.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 09, 2006, 07:41:08 AM
Ummm... Sailor Moon(what the Ditto?) puts The Chef's soul back.
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 09, 2006, 11:39:15 AM
His soul got the flu while it was out of The Chef which causes him to become mortally ill.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 09, 2006, 05:45:20 PM
The chef still had 2 mans left.
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Post by: The Chef on June 09, 2006, 08:37:52 PM
The Chef went to Falling Star Hill to pray to the Star Spirits in hopes that they make his condition better.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2006, 04:07:53 PM
This is hard... Umm... MAGIC CURE-ALL!
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 10, 2006, 04:29:08 PM
I write REMOVER and the end and I dont know what happens next, but it's bad.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 10, 2006, 04:32:05 PM
G-dawg remembers what happens next.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2006, 05:14:19 PM
A taxi hits him, making him forget again.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 10, 2006, 05:26:41 PM
an anti-amnesia bus hits him and he remembers again.
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Post by: The Chef on June 10, 2006, 07:23:06 PM
The Chef breaks out The Ancient Book of Yoshi Magic and casts a Hypnosis spell on G-Dawg as revenge for giving him soul flu before.
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Post by: Suffix on June 10, 2006, 07:39:34 PM
Library reminds The Chef that his books is 5 years overdue. Fines: Priceless
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 10, 2006, 08:38:49 PM
A gigantic MasterCard falls on the library, negating all fines.
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Post by: The Chef on June 11, 2006, 08:40:56 AM
A giant sissors cuts the card down to size.
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Post by: G-Dawg on June 11, 2006, 04:15:28 PM
Rock beats scissors.
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Post by: The Chef on June 11, 2006, 05:34:35 PM
Paper eats Rock
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 11, 2006, 06:05:10 PM
nuke kills everyone and destroys everything, including the paper.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 11, 2006, 06:26:59 PM
GiftedGirl shouts "What is it with these people and nukes?!?! What is a nuke anyway?!!!" making the nuke sulk into a corner.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 11, 2006, 06:28:56 PM
Nuke is cheered up by a clown.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 11, 2006, 06:31:38 PM
The clown gets a good spanking because he was very naughty. Bad clown! Bad!
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 11, 2006, 06:40:01 PM
the clown removes the fake padding he was wearing and resumes cheering up the nuke :P
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 12, 2006, 07:26:04 AM
The clown gets chased by rabid Mightyenas.
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Post by: Luigison on June 15, 2006, 12:45:49 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13221673/
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 16, 2006, 12:11:54 PM
about now everyones thinking:what the heck does this has to do with anything?So they  send Luigison to a camp in Oregon, hoping he never comes back.
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Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2006, 02:29:10 PM
A Paratroopa saves Luigison.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 16, 2006, 03:20:43 PM
the paratroopa gets a hernia from carying Luigison back to the FF.A hernia so bad the poor paratroopa dies.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 16, 2006, 03:25:39 PM
Wing cap mario comes out of nowhere and carries Luigison back to the FFs
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 16, 2006, 04:09:28 PM
as they arrive back they find a whole buncha Oregon state troopers.Ready to send Luigison back to the camp.And they do
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Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2006, 04:50:34 PM
Wario blows up the camp with a Bob-omb and drive Luigison back to the FF in his Wario Car.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 16, 2006, 04:54:34 PM
The police chasing Wario offer him 500 lbs of garlic and 500 gold coins or 5 lives if he stops, so he does.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 17, 2006, 05:24:14 PM
Wario notices the garlic is rotten so he beats up the police and takes back Luigison.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 17, 2006, 07:20:16 PM
Wario is smashed by a rock that has been partially eaten by a bear.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 17, 2006, 07:21:30 PM
Wario lifts the rock up, and throws it at the bear. :D
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Post by: The Chef on June 17, 2006, 07:43:23 PM
Th bear summons a group of little bears to attack the rock.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 17, 2006, 08:12:31 PM
the rock summons a group of little rocks to attack the bears.
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Post by: Kolorado on June 19, 2006, 04:11:55 AM
Wario eats both rocks and bears
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 19, 2006, 07:31:09 AM
Stomach flu. *throwing up can be heard*
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Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 10:20:56 AM
Dr. Mario has the cure!
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Post by: MaxVance on June 19, 2006, 11:09:12 AM
Wario becomes a doctor and puts Dr. Mario out of buisness.
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Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 02:38:10 PM
Dr. Wario gets arrested for malpractice.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
Wario defeats the policemen with his trusted fart attack.
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Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 04:48:38 PM
The Chef breaks out The Ancient Book of Yoshi Magic and casts a Sleep spell on Wario.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2006, 06:21:46 PM
then Waluigi steps out of nowhere and sticks a bomb into the chef's mouth,blowing him up.
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Post by: Hirocon on June 19, 2006, 08:46:39 PM
Jack Thompson sues Waluigi for existing.
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Post by: Suffix on June 19, 2006, 09:08:30 PM
An obscure video gaming cult makes Thompson "disappear..."
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Post by: Koopaslaya on June 19, 2006, 09:16:26 PM
Thsi video game cult kills themselves with kool-ade.
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Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 08:04:46 AM
The Kool-aid Man appears and says he didn't do it.
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Post by: MaxVance on June 20, 2006, 09:49:53 AM
Kids drink Kool-Aid from inside Kool-Aid man and kill him.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 20, 2006, 10:05:50 AM
The kids get really fat because they drank too much Kool-Aid.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 20, 2006, 10:28:10 AM
Exercise and diet help the kids get back in shape.
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Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 10:46:28 AM
Exercise and Diet are attacked by Laziness and Overeating.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 20, 2006, 07:25:48 PM
The "Honey where killing the kids" show comes and destroys the laziness and overeating.
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Post by: MaxVance on June 20, 2006, 08:42:09 PM
"Honey where killing the kids" gets canceled for overuse of bad spelling and grammar. And excessive violence.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 20, 2006, 09:26:21 PM
"Honey where killing the kids" is picked up by FOX and aired.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 21, 2006, 02:12:24 AM
Wario comes to rescue the show from corrupt FOX.
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Post by: MaxVance on June 21, 2006, 07:19:19 AM
The FOX fox eats Wario.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 21, 2006, 08:25:42 AM
The foxhound tells the fox to spit out wario.
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Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 01:29:41 PM
The Chain Chomp eats the foxhound, fox and Wario all at once.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 21, 2006, 06:46:00 PM
the Chain Chomp has indegestion
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 21, 2006, 07:25:27 PM
Yay! Pepto-Bismol!
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Post by: MaxVance on June 21, 2006, 07:27:10 PM
Time passes and the Pepto-Bismol expires.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 21, 2006, 07:39:57 PM
New Pepto-Bismol is bought with the exchange of money for goods.
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Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 09:05:59 PM
The money loses it's value because president Bowser took us off the chocolate standard.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 21, 2006, 11:10:12 PM
Toadsworth wins a landslide victory in the next elections.Turning things back to normal.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 08:26:17 AM
Toadsworth is hit by a flying Tony Danza.
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Post by: The Chef on June 22, 2006, 08:56:08 AM
The Tony Danza is obliterated by Pagosu, the robot that Tatanga drives around in.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 10:43:36 AM
Pagosu dissappears from existance.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 22, 2006, 10:46:11 AM
Fawful and the guy from Zero Wing(the all your bases game) join and attack with their horrible grammar.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 10:51:32 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Ff%2Fwiki%2Fe%2Fen%2Fb%2Fb1%2FAbsol.jpg&hash=7b23d34790f581a2eef846da428cc658) Absol destroys the bad grammer dudes.
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Post by: The Chef on June 22, 2006, 02:15:04 PM
Wart destroys Absol.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 02:18:40 PM
I throw carrots, cucumbers and all sorts of good veggies at Wart.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2006, 05:17:44 PM
wart suddenly turms into a vegitarian,and eats the flying vegies
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 22, 2006, 05:35:34 PM
Wart is blown up by a giant random air bubble from space!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 05:51:28 PM
Giant random air bubble is chilled and becomes a water blob.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2006, 05:52:29 PM
Sushie Boy kills Gifted girl and prevents from that post ever happening
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 06:05:55 PM
My ghost (a Misdreavus) comes and steals your soul. Boogah!
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2006, 06:09:19 PM
Pink Lad.(Sushie Boy's sidekick in crime).Beats up your ghost pokeymon and takes back my soul!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 23, 2006, 09:54:23 AM
Ghost Pokeymon (?) is killed by PaperLuigi's wrath.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on June 23, 2006, 10:42:47 AM
Paper Luigi never had wrath in the first place, so it's all negated.
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Post by: MaxVance on June 23, 2006, 12:04:28 PM
The Ghost Pokémon remains dead because of the difference between Paper Luigi and PaperLuigi. (They're not the same person.)
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Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 12:21:22 PM
Paper Luigi and PaperLuigi get fused together thanks to one of E.Gadd's machines.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 23, 2006, 02:32:32 PM
profesor E. Gadd falls into the machine and gets fused with PaperLuigi and Paper Luigi.And so prof. E. Palui is born!
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Post by: MaxVance on June 23, 2006, 02:44:06 PM
E. Pauli goes insane from being three people.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 23, 2006, 02:53:33 PM
E. Palui beats up MaxVance for spelling his name wrong.
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Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 04:38:18 PM
MaxVance fuses with E.Palui.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 23, 2006, 07:53:07 PM
Putting the batteries in backwards in that merging machine thinger take all 4 people apart.
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Post by: SolidShroom on June 23, 2006, 08:16:30 PM
Duracell sues.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 23, 2006, 09:42:25 PM
PaperLuigi smashes Duracell with a hammer.
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Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 08:33:54 AM
Enregizer smashes PL with a mace.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 24, 2006, 05:06:38 PM
The energiser bunny is electrocuted so he doesn't keep going and going and going and going and going...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 24, 2006, 05:44:30 PM
PaperLuigi comes back from the dead and fixes the energizer bunny!
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Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 09:59:39 PM
The energizer bunny is evil and destroys all the other battery companies.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 24, 2006, 10:29:44 PM
The batteries leak fluid, causing the Energizer Bunny to melt :\
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 24, 2006, 11:23:07 PM
sushie Boy changes the bunnys bateries
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 25, 2006, 10:49:37 AM
The batteries are Duracell, so the bunny breaks.
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Post by: The Chef on June 25, 2006, 11:36:18 AM
The new Duracell Boa Constrictor becomes the next TV craze.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 25, 2006, 11:45:07 PM
the Duracel Boa Constrictor chokes on a large rodent and dies.
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Post by: The Chef on June 26, 2006, 10:17:21 AM
The large rodent is elected new mascot of Duracell.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 26, 2006, 09:01:11 PM
the duracel large rodent chokes on a piece of celery,and dies.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2006, 10:43:21 AM
All celery in the world is destroyed.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 27, 2006, 04:44:19 PM
The Duracell Large Rodentgets eaten by a cat
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2006, 07:25:13 PM
How does that trump celery being destroyed???
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 27, 2006, 07:40:14 PM
The "Honey where killing the kids" show comes and destroys the laziness and overeating.

OOC: There's a nutrition show called 'Honey, We're Killing the kids' in Australia, not sure if it's in America.

On-topic: Both the cat and celery are beaten by a hawk.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 27, 2006, 08:40:28 PM
the cat tears up the hawks insides and escapes.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 28, 2006, 09:39:33 AM
Mahna mahna beats up the cat(poor kitty).
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Post by: Suffix on June 28, 2006, 09:53:52 AM
Collin attempts to sing "mahna mahna" so badly that the entire globe forces themselves to forget about whatever that was.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 29, 2006, 02:16:16 AM
http://www.lialidownload.com/ (http://www.lialidownload.com/)

^ That website causes the entire globe to turn insane.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 29, 2006, 09:44:23 AM
People chose not to go to that website, so the insanity is negated.
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Post by: Suffix on June 29, 2006, 09:49:03 AM
People are crushed by a partially eaten... water treatment plant. (whatever happened to the "no advertising other sites" rule?)
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 29, 2006, 11:29:47 AM
the water plant gets over watered and dies.So people never get crushed.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 01, 2006, 07:49:04 PM
Water shortage.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 12:27:05 PM
the ice caps melt, creating more water..
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 05, 2006, 03:22:41 PM
Global warming is just a rumor, so the ice caps don't melt.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 05, 2006, 06:21:34 PM
Bowser melts the ice caps. (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/games/mim-nes#overview)
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 06:23:49 PM
Bowser has a heart attack before he melts the ice caps.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 05, 2006, 06:58:18 PM
Taking Bayer regularly helps save Bowser from a heart attack!
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 09:26:33 PM
the talking Bayer suddenly turns into a pizza, which bowser eats and dies of high cholestereol.
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Post by: MetalMario on July 06, 2006, 11:34:11 AM
he returns to life as giga bowser and kills everyone...but me

if u want to find me on runescape.com (http://runescape.com) its linkloz01 and/or royfe02
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 06, 2006, 01:32:27 PM
Reincarnation. XP
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Post by: MaxVance on July 06, 2006, 03:33:33 PM
Giga Bowser kills everyone (again).
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 06, 2006, 04:25:21 PM
The Mario Bros. use thier jumping powers to kill Giga bowser for the last time.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 07, 2006, 07:12:35 PM
The Mario Bros are defeated by Gonzo somehow. (Hey, you should know me by now!)
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Post by: The Chef on July 07, 2006, 08:29:36 PM
The Master Hand destroys the Muppet universe, forcing Gonzo to side with Mario.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 07, 2006, 08:51:17 PM
the Mario Bros. and gonzo beat SSBM, and turn the master hand into a trophy.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 07, 2006, 09:06:24 PM
Crazy Hand kills Mario, Luigi, and Gonzo.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 07, 2006, 09:12:31 PM
the Mario bros. and Gonzo still have 2 lives, so they defeat Crazy Hand.
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Post by: The Chef on July 08, 2006, 08:05:45 AM
Master Hand destroys the Mario Universe, forcing Mario Luigi and Gonzo to relocate to another Universe.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2006, 10:06:25 AM
The new universe happens to be one in which Master Hand or Crazy Hand(?) cannot exist, so they die.
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Post by: The Chef on July 08, 2006, 05:15:26 PM
But Mario, Luigi and Gonzo are still stuck in that Hand-proof universe.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 08, 2006, 11:22:26 PM
They are all defeated by the combined forces of Rock, Scissors AND Paper.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 09, 2006, 01:10:42 AM
then suddenly, Stone, Cutter AND Machae defeat the combined forces of Rock, Scissors AND Paper.
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Post by: The Chef on July 09, 2006, 08:09:21 AM
Captain N kills them with his trusty Wiimote/Lightsaber and then continues his journey to restore the destroyed universes.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 09, 2006, 10:54:15 AM
Captain N(?) is hit on the head with a laptop.
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Post by: The Chef on July 09, 2006, 02:18:59 PM
The Laptop is really a Mailbox SP sent to help Captain N.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 09, 2006, 07:52:58 PM
the mailbow SP explodes on impact with Captain N's head. leaving him scarred for life :(
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Post by: The Chef on July 10, 2006, 09:06:00 AM
CN's head is restored by a 1up Mushroom.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 10, 2006, 11:50:40 AM
the 1-up mushroom was actually a poison mushroom, so Captain N dies.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 10, 2006, 12:49:10 PM
Another 1-up Mushroom is used on Captain N.
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Post by: The Chef on July 10, 2006, 01:38:15 PM
Wario appears and tries to mug Captain N.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 10, 2006, 02:57:10 PM
The 1-up mushroom is really... aw, crap! That was used already!

The 1-up mushroom bursts into flames inside Captain N's belly.
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Post by: Tingrio on July 10, 2006, 06:19:55 PM
FLUDD douses the flames on Captian N.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 10, 2006, 07:02:19 PM
Wrio sits on Captain N, killing him and FLUDD.
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Post by: The Chef on July 10, 2006, 08:17:07 PM
An Anti-Faerie kills Wario and a Faerie revives Captain N.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 10, 2006, 10:28:55 PM
Wrio sits on Captain N again.
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Post by: Suffix on July 10, 2006, 10:45:37 PM
Wrio is bowled over by a swift, 10-inch tall dish.
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Post by: Pt_Peach on July 10, 2006, 11:30:42 PM
Wrio is dropped by Suffix, therefore splatering into a million pieces.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2006, 07:49:20 AM
The W in Wrio turns upside down and he becomes Mrio.
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Post by: Suffix on July 11, 2006, 12:51:38 PM
Mrio loses an eye in a cement factory. (C'mon, people, Wrio & Mrio are not defeating the other things! Other things are defeating Wrio & Mrio!)

EDIT: V -- AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH
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Post by: MaxVance on July 11, 2006, 12:54:13 PM
Mro gets hurt while looking for his missing i.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2006, 01:26:46 PM
Nurse Joy heals Mro and gives him back his i. (This is getting silly. XD)
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 11, 2006, 02:14:11 PM
Mro accidently pokes his I out.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2006, 05:20:48 PM
Umm....... A Gonzo plushie is flung onto Mro and his i, killing them both.
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Post by: The Chef on July 11, 2006, 06:57:07 PM
Master Hand destroys the universe where Mrio lives killing Lugi, Wrio, Pech, Tod, Yshi, Dnky Kng, Bowsr and all the other missing-letter counterparts of the Mario characters.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 11, 2006, 07:07:21 PM
Proffesor E. Ga builds robots resembling Mrio and Lugi, to kill the Master Hand.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on July 12, 2006, 07:44:48 AM
This is for you, Suffix. PEG's robots are nuked, along with everything else in the universe.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 12, 2006, 10:30:32 AM
A new universe is built out of straw. XD
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Post by: The Chef on July 12, 2006, 10:49:28 AM
The people from the Fire Universe invade the Straw Universe and proceed to burn it.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 12, 2006, 11:17:14 AM
The mssing ltter uiverse invades the fire universe.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 12, 2006, 11:38:45 AM
the fire universe burns up the mssing ltter uiverse to a crisp.
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Post by: dude677 on July 12, 2006, 11:42:15 AM
Rice crispies emerge from the ashes, and began snapping, crackling, and popping.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 12, 2006, 11:44:14 AM
Some people eat the rice crispies for breakfast.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 12, 2006, 11:51:58 AM
The rice crispies start to snap, crackle, and pop inside peoples stomachs. tearing thier insides.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 12, 2006, 02:14:17 PM
Their stomachs heal over time.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 12, 2006, 03:21:41 PM
Their stomachs get blowed up by the Holy Hand Grenade.
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Post by: The Chef on July 12, 2006, 04:03:36 PM
All of the Holy Hand Gernades are stolen by a guy named Guy.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 12, 2006, 05:20:37 PM
but guy accidently trips and makes the Holy Hand grenades explode, in his face!
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Post by: MaxVance on July 12, 2006, 08:09:33 PM
The Holy Hand Grenades didn't explode since they weren't used properly.

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
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Post by: bobman37 on July 12, 2006, 09:46:54 PM
The knight allows his squire to correct his counting ("Three, sah!" "THREE!"), allowing the knight to lob his grenade, causing Guy to snuff it.
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Post by: Suffix on July 12, 2006, 11:34:06 PM
A superpowered parabolic sound gun causes the knight's armor to reverberate loudly, so loudly, in fact, that the neighboring kingdoms can clearly hear someone singing "na Na! Nanana-na na, na, na na-Katamari Damacy!"

Thus, the sound gun instantly causes the knight to have a stroke.
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Post by: Shinji Ikari on July 13, 2006, 06:31:26 AM
The sound gun is eaten by Gendo Ikari.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 13, 2006, 11:42:09 AM
doctors remove the sound gun from Gendo Kari's stomach.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 13, 2006, 11:43:08 AM
The doctors get sued for malpractice.
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Post by: Shinji Ikari on July 13, 2006, 11:51:53 AM
A giant goomba vomits acid onto the disgusted laywer.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 13, 2006, 12:34:58 PM
the Gaint goomba is arrested.
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Post by: Shinji Ikari on July 13, 2006, 12:36:23 PM
A cute bunny gives the cops the plauge.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 13, 2006, 01:19:26 PM
The plauge (?) kills the cute bunny.
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Post by: The Chef on July 13, 2006, 03:37:58 PM
The bunny's 600,000 relatives avenge his death.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 13, 2006, 06:59:34 PM
(How can I do this without hurting the bunnies???) The bunnies happen to be robots and are attracted to Dr Bunsen Honeydew's magnetic carrots, therefore making them unable to avenge anything.
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Post by: The Chef on July 14, 2006, 10:29:39 AM
The bunnnies turn Bunsen into a robat because they have the power to roboticize by touch.
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Post by: Shinji Ikari on July 14, 2006, 10:32:02 AM
The bunnies are eaten by Sahaquiel.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 14, 2006, 12:10:44 PM
You already used that!!! any way, the bunnies are soon digested, and then blah blah blah.
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Post by: The Chef on July 14, 2006, 05:02:38 PM
They cannot be digested properly becausethey are robotic, and roboticise the gut that ate them from the inside out.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on July 14, 2006, 09:20:20 PM
The bunnies start a prosperous civilization in Sahaquiel's large intestine.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 15, 2006, 12:14:44 AM
The civilisation is destroyed by... rock.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2006, 08:15:28 AM
Flaming paper covers the rock and melts it.
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Post by: SolidShroom on July 15, 2006, 11:26:46 AM
The molten rock drips down and melts sahaquiel...
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Post by: The Chef on July 15, 2006, 12:34:02 PM
The bunnies escape and roboticise everything in site.
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Post by: Jman on July 15, 2006, 12:59:58 PM
Doctor Robotnik roboticizes the bunnies and laughs.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on July 15, 2006, 01:08:49 PM
Dr. Robotnik suffers a fatal heart attack after a session of sustained manical laughter.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2006, 05:04:53 PM
Reincarnation... aw, crap, that's been used!

A magic watch brings Dr Robotnik back to life so he can change his name.
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Post by: The Chef on July 15, 2006, 07:35:39 PM
The bunnies were already robots who have the power to robotisice by touch, so they turn on Eggman and make him into a robot.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 16, 2006, 08:18:30 AM
The bunnies explode. No reason given.
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Post by: The Chef on July 16, 2006, 10:38:41 AM
It was the self-destruct mechanism, so they form back together.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 16, 2006, 10:53:24 AM
The bunnies get electrocuted and blow up again, never to form back together.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 16, 2006, 12:16:30 PM
Suddenly the electricity goes out.
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Post by: The Chef on July 16, 2006, 02:15:43 PM
Plasma Kirby recharges everything.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 16, 2006, 04:46:27 PM
Plasma Kirby eventually gets tired from having to run around all the time.
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Post by: The Chef on July 16, 2006, 06:17:44 PM
Kirby gets a Maxim Tomato to rejuvinate himself.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 16, 2006, 10:25:28 PM
The Maxim tomato was rotten, so Plasma Kirby gets sick.
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Post by: The Chef on July 17, 2006, 08:03:10 AM
Dr. Mario cures him.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 17, 2006, 08:06:40 AM
Dr. Mario is destroyed forever because he was just a lame clone of Mario in SSBM.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 17, 2006, 03:16:13 PM
Luigi becomes Dr. Luigi in Dr. Mario's place.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 17, 2006, 11:12:35 PM
the ghost of Dr. Mario kills Dr. Luigi.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 18, 2006, 07:21:45 PM
The real Luigi sucks the ghost of Dr. Mario up in the Poltergust 3000.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 18, 2006, 07:36:44 PM
The Poltergust 3000 explodes suddenly.
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Post by: The Chef on July 18, 2006, 09:11:24 PM
Prof. E. Gadd brings out the improved Poltergust 6000.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 18, 2006, 11:33:21 PM
the Poltergust 6000 also blows up.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 19, 2006, 09:46:45 AM
Two words: Poltergust 12000.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 19, 2006, 11:27:29 AM
the Poltergust 1200 is so powerful that it sucks up the whole galaxy and blows up.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 19, 2006, 11:38:45 AM
The Poltergust 1200 never existed in the first place.
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Post by: The Chef on July 19, 2006, 04:05:10 PM
The Poltergust 12000 sucks up everything that bears a resemblance to a ghost.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 19, 2006, 04:09:54 PM
But it never existed.
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Post by: The Chef on July 19, 2006, 04:11:22 PM
But it did, The P1200 was the one that never existed.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 19, 2006, 07:33:00 PM
Existence of vacuum cleaners is proved wrong by Einstein.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 19, 2006, 09:33:11 PM
Einstein dies from old age.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 19, 2006, 10:02:22 PM
Einstein is revived.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 20, 2006, 02:29:28 AM
...but dies again a few years later, due to a bizarre accident that involves a toaster.
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Post by: Hirocon on July 20, 2006, 02:50:01 AM
Moments before the potential toaster accident, a time machine materializes and Einstein steps out, prevents the toaster accident, steps back into the time machine, and disappears.  Thus the accident is prevented and Einstein lives on to invent a time machine.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 20, 2006, 09:18:35 AM
Moments before the prevention of the accident, Einstein's time machine is taken over by Shroobs. :O
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 20, 2006, 11:34:13 AM
the Shroobs are destroyed by the toaster accident.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 20, 2006, 01:17:07 PM
The toaster gets unplugged.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 20, 2006, 01:53:13 PM
The toaster comes to life and eats the shroobs.
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Post by: Hirocon on July 20, 2006, 02:11:22 PM
If there's something toasty in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
If there's something burnt and it don't smell good
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!

If you're smelling toast running through your head
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
An invisible man trying to feed you bread
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
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Post by: Suffix on July 20, 2006, 02:55:02 PM
Toastbusters have one breakthrough mission and then go bankrupt from lack of demand.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 21, 2006, 12:24:43 PM
Toastbusters are called back into action because of massive amounts of butter are seeping throughout New York City.
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Post by: Hirocon on July 22, 2006, 05:34:34 AM
Atkins diet tells us that butter is not to be feared.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 22, 2006, 12:18:56 PM
A big block of butter eats the guy who created the Atkins diet. Take that!
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Post by: MaxVance on July 22, 2006, 05:00:13 PM
Dr. Atkins (yes, that's his name) was already dead.
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Post by: The Chef on July 22, 2006, 06:37:07 PM
The block of butter eats itself out of starvation.
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Post by: Hirocon on July 22, 2006, 11:21:55 PM
The Hunger Site (http://www.thehungersite.com) rids the world of starvation.
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Post by: Smoothie McSkittles on July 23, 2006, 12:32:05 AM
Marty McFly and the Doc appear with their time machine with another block of butter.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 23, 2006, 08:58:53 AM
The butter falls off a cliff.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 23, 2006, 08:39:52 PM
Cliff ends life in a landslide.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 24, 2006, 12:23:40 AM
What does that have to do with anthing?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 24, 2006, 08:41:18 AM
It defeats the cliff, apparently.

Landslide is stopped by Glad ForceFlex trash bags. "To hold things that can make a mess."
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Post by: MaxVance on July 24, 2006, 09:18:49 AM
A fire melts the trash bags.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 24, 2006, 09:29:18 AM
A giant enchilada casserole eats the fire. *chomp*
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Post by: Suffix on July 24, 2006, 11:41:46 AM
A leaking Sharpie makes the giant enchilada casserole disgusting. Poor casserole, nobody will even look at it.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 24, 2006, 11:44:07 AM
My mom makes a better enchilada casserole.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 24, 2006, 05:54:30 PM
i put the casserole pot over your head.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 24, 2006, 07:01:03 PM
A large rock smashes the pot.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 24, 2006, 08:03:00 PM
paper covers the rock.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 25, 2006, 12:12:22 AM
The rock's brother gets revenge on Paper by showing a photo of Paper dressed up as a bit of Cardboard. =O
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 12:17:28 AM
Scissors cut up the picture.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2006, 08:41:13 AM
A Geodude crushes the scissors.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 01:52:11 PM
Geodude gets captured in a pokeball.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 25, 2006, 01:53:54 PM
The trainer releases Geodude.
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Post by: The Chef on July 25, 2006, 02:57:00 PM
The trainer gets tleported to the alternate universe where Pokemon catch Trainers.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 03:20:05 PM
the trianer makes a dimmensional rift and goes back to his own universe.
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Post by: Smoothie McSkittles on July 25, 2006, 03:32:03 PM
the dimmensional rift opens over an active volcano, causing the trainer to fall into it and burn to his firey grave
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 03:37:15 PM
(lol) the trainer can walk on lava.
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 25, 2006, 04:50:03 PM
The Lava turns into Quicksand
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Post by: The Chef on July 25, 2006, 07:11:19 PM
The quicksand turns into a relaxing bath.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 08:15:24 PM
The Kraken swallows up Trainer.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 09:23:56 AM
What in the world is a Kraken???
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Post by: The Chef on July 26, 2006, 11:59:42 AM
(It's a mythological creature.)

The Krken turns out to be a Gyarados, who the trainer catches from the inside-out.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:32:54 PM
This caused the Gyarados to be mixed up and devolve into Magikarp. (piece of crap...)
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:38:45 PM
Magicarp is deafeted by pikachu!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:40:05 PM
Pikachu is caught by a young Pokemon trainer, who is named Mattie Muster, and is nicknamed Kiari.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:43:07 PM
Mattle muster accidently captures herself. Free's pikachu, and trainer dies.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:45:26 PM
(NOOOOO! NOT MY OT!)

Reincarnation. XP
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:48:38 PM
Mattle muster is replaced by Matte muster!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:50:35 PM
Matte turns into a Smeargle named Picasso. Or O'Keefe, if it's a girl.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:53:35 PM
Picasso gets questioned about what is a Smeagle and  is sent to jail.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 03:41:56 PM
Picasso the Smeargle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smeargle) gets broken out of jail by a Solrock. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solrock)
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 03:49:41 PM
solrock gets spotted by guards, and gets beat up.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 04:15:44 PM
Solrock is a rock, therefore the guards beating on him do little or no damage.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 26, 2006, 04:38:49 PM
Mario smashes Solrock with his hammer.
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 26, 2006, 04:49:29 PM
The hammer breaks.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 04:59:56 PM
Lunatone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunatone) fixes the hammer so the smashing of Solrock can continue.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 07:46:35 PM
Mario flushes the hammer down the toilet.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 27, 2006, 05:36:51 AM
The toilet gets clogged.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 27, 2006, 09:33:30 AM
A duck comes along and unclogs the toilet.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 27, 2006, 11:48:28 AM
A giant rool of ductape smashes the duck.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 27, 2006, 02:57:35 PM
A roll of duct tape tapes down the "rool" of "ductape".
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Post by: Suffix on July 27, 2006, 08:43:09 PM
Finally at last, Goo-Gone renders the duct tape useless by ridding it of all adhesiveness.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 27, 2006, 09:47:08 PM
Goo-Come gets the Goo-Gone stuck undet a big blob of goo.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2006, 09:29:38 AM
The Bigg Stik, being goo-resistant, bats the goo away.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on July 28, 2006, 09:31:25 AM
Some guy breaks the Bigg Stik with his knee.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 28, 2006, 12:13:46 PM
Bigg stik get glued back together.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2006, 12:43:20 PM
The glue eats itself. o_O
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Post by: The Chef on July 28, 2006, 03:24:11 PM
The glue eating itself causes reality to fall apart and Mario get knucked out and wake up as a blue hedgehog.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 28, 2006, 04:35:20 PM
The blue hedgehog is killed by a replacement Mario.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 28, 2006, 06:20:59 PM
Mario suddenly explodes.
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Post by: MaxVance on July 28, 2006, 07:19:22 PM
Mrio replaces the replacememt Mario.
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Post by: The Chef on July 28, 2006, 07:44:00 PM
Lugi takes Mrio back to The Missing Letter Universe.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 29, 2006, 07:07:09 AM
Lugi sounds like Loogey. Having heard that insulting statement, Lugi crys and blows up.
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Post by: The Chef on July 29, 2006, 08:09:36 AM
Lugi is put back together by Pech and Tod.
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 29, 2006, 09:46:48 AM
I said "The Missing Letter Universe doesn't exist", causing it to disappear.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 29, 2006, 02:12:09 PM
Sushieboy slaps Fox's back of head for saying that, making the missing letter universe re-appeare.
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Post by: Suffix on July 29, 2006, 06:56:59 PM
Hungry Man serves up a Sushieboy, with wild rice.
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Post by: bobman37 on July 29, 2006, 11:08:26 PM
/me feeds a Swanson Hungry-Man pre-packaged meal to Hungry Man, causing him to talk away totally satisfied.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 29, 2006, 11:47:41 PM
hungry man eats Bobman because he hadn't eaten in 4 minutes.
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Post by: bobman37 on July 30, 2006, 02:18:43 PM
:(
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Post by: MaxVance on July 30, 2006, 02:27:16 PM
:) kills :(.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 05:42:45 PM
:) gets duct tape put over its mouth, making it :X.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 30, 2006, 06:49:31 PM
No,  it makes it this: ://.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 07:47:51 PM
Oh, yeah. Carry on.
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Post by: SushieBoy on July 30, 2006, 07:53:01 PM
SushieBoy try's to carry on, but the huge lift falls on GG's toes, making her say a few, impolite words.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 08:00:20 PM
The impolite words are only words like "crap", "dangit", "OW MY FOOT MY GOOD FOOT" and "shoot", so it's not counted as cussing.

(I never cuss. I did, however, almost say the f-word because a TV show was saying the f-word a lot and I tried to say "Such foul mouths!" but what came out was "Such fuh... :O")
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Post by: Suffix on July 31, 2006, 11:33:32 PM
The precise inverse of the word "not" is stated at the exact time and exact amplitude for which GiftedGirl uttered it, thereby making such things as "ow my foot my good foot" and "shoot" counted as cussing.
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Post by: MaxVance on August 01, 2006, 08:26:04 AM
Sapphira kicks GiftedGirl and Suffix for having said those words.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 01, 2006, 08:33:34 AM
GiftedGirl puts the world back together, making non-serious words back into non-serious words.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 01, 2006, 11:47:25 AM
Suffix and Pt_peach fight back, slapping and punching saphh.
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Post by: MaxVance on August 01, 2006, 12:32:20 PM
Sapphira bans Suffix and pt_peach.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 01, 2006, 02:08:05 PM
Deezer realizes that Suffix and pt_peach were acting in self-defense, and he overrides their bans.
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Post by: Robert on August 01, 2006, 03:21:53 PM
Deezer is overpowered by Dezzer.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 01, 2006, 04:20:06 PM
The Deezer that overpowered Deezer is overpowered by uh, um....... Mario?
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on August 01, 2006, 06:14:37 PM
But Deezer didn't overpower himself, it was Dezzer!!

So then, Mario gets sucked into a dimensional rift, making him not exist anymore so that nobody knows who Deezer is.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 01, 2006, 07:18:25 PM
so instead, Deezer is a lonely bottle-cap collecting dork. (no offence)
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Post by: Suffix on August 01, 2006, 08:01:11 PM
An NES falls out of a window, strikes Deezer on the head, and gives him a new life.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 02, 2006, 07:39:48 AM
That life is to be a great Flash artist.
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Post by: MaxVance on August 02, 2006, 09:00:27 AM
Deezer goes broke because nobody watches his Flash videos.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 02, 2006, 12:00:11 PM
then someone does watch his videos.
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Post by: MaxVance on August 02, 2006, 12:21:02 PM
That person dies from the poor quality of the video.
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Post by: Suffix on August 02, 2006, 01:33:57 PM
Education creates quality.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 02, 2006, 02:46:56 PM
Quality is destroyed by laziness.
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Post by: Robert on August 03, 2006, 11:18:41 AM
Work forces the lazy person to stop being so lazy.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 03, 2006, 12:10:14 PM
The Matlock marathon begins, the person stops working.
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Post by: MaxVance on August 03, 2006, 02:17:07 PM
The marathon ends several hours later.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2006, 06:16:30 PM
The (what ever TV show this person likes best) marathon then begins.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 03, 2006, 06:17:40 PM
The TV is eaten by godzilla.
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Post by: Robert on August 03, 2006, 07:15:14 PM
The television gives Godzilla indigestion, so he barfs it up.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 03, 2006, 07:39:07 PM
Godzilla takes some Pepto bismol.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2006, 08:01:11 AM
The Pepto-Bismol rappers completely kill Pepto-Bismol. The Pepto-Bismol song is not meant to be rapped! T_T
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Post by: The Chef on August 04, 2006, 10:10:11 AM
Pepto Bismol's spirit haunts the rappers.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 04, 2006, 12:12:36 PM
The rappers fight back.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2006, 12:20:48 PM
The spirit of Pepto-Bismol used Shadow Ball on the rappers, causing them to faint! PBSpirit gains 500 EXP per rapper!
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 04, 2006, 12:29:20 PM
The rappers are revied with a Life shroom! They attack the Pepto bismol!
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Post by: Suffix on August 04, 2006, 12:51:00 PM
Low shelf life defeats life shroom.
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Post by: MaxVance on August 04, 2006, 01:07:01 PM
The Spirit of Pepto-Bismol ends low shelf life.


(Life Shrooms only work on Mario. Check the Mariopedia. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/mariopedia/l.shtml#Life_Shroom))
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2006, 02:56:05 PM
The Ghostbusters trap the Spirit of Pepto-Bismol.

(Life Shrooms work on your partners in The Thousand Year Door. A Life Shroom saved Vivian on my game once!)
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 04, 2006, 03:00:08 PM
Yeah, but not in PM. (partners don't have HP)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2006, 07:38:03 PM
Uh, you're supposed to try and beat the Ghostbusters? Remember?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on August 04, 2006, 08:09:55 PM
Ghostbusters crushed to death by a giant string puppet. (It was the first thing that came to mind.)
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Post by: MaxVance on August 04, 2006, 08:28:23 PM
Strings on string puppet get cut.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on August 04, 2006, 09:43:37 PM
The puppet falls on the Ghostbusters, crushing them again.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 05, 2006, 02:23:43 AM
Ghostbusters use thier mighty strength to lift the large puppet and fling it away.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 05, 2006, 06:12:23 PM
Their mighty strength is taken away by Gonzo(who else?).
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Post by: The Chef on August 05, 2006, 09:48:43 PM
Gonzo is roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. (beat that)
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 06, 2006, 02:20:43 AM
chuck get's body blowed by Bruce Lee.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 06, 2006, 06:30:25 AM
Bruce Lee is hit in the head by a flying potato, and runs away for some odd reason.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 06, 2006, 08:13:33 AM
The potato is eaten by... my mom!
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Post by: thingy on August 06, 2006, 09:00:27 AM
a cheff feeds your mom 999 pancakes and throws up
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on August 06, 2006, 09:26:12 AM
a cheff feeds your mom 999 pancakes and throws up

Why does the chef throw up?

Your mom gets food poisoning.
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Post by: The Chef on August 06, 2006, 10:46:15 AM
Dr. Mario cures GG's mother.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 06, 2006, 01:37:40 PM
Dr. Mario has his head smashed in by Dr. Teeth's keyboard.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 06, 2006, 02:08:59 PM
The doc's hard noggin' breaks through the board!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 06, 2006, 02:28:59 PM
Then Dr. Teeth whacks his keyboard against a part of Dr. Mario where the sun don't shine. :O
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 06, 2006, 02:30:54 PM
the board still broke! O_o
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Post by: Suffix on August 07, 2006, 02:42:51 PM
Erector sets can fix some stuff, I think.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on August 08, 2006, 02:22:19 PM
Nuke blows up the erector set.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 08, 2006, 02:49:23 PM
Time machine reverses the nuke.

(What are nukes? Nuclear bombs?)
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Post by: Suffix on August 09, 2006, 12:16:16 PM
Koopaslaya! How many times do we... I mean, I have to tell you? No nukes allowed!

*grumble* Due to the passage of time, the time machine reappears inside a brick wall.

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Post by: SushieBoy on August 09, 2006, 12:26:29 PM
The brick wall is broken with a toothbrush.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 12, 2006, 03:00:47 PM
The brick wall defeats all, okay? Toothbrush = dead.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 12, 2006, 04:20:33 PM
Toothbrush gets oh crap it didn't work..
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Post by: Suffix on August 12, 2006, 06:20:42 PM
Hahaha... Think again, GiftedGirl! A brick wall can easily be subdued by the the TM BRICK BREAK.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 13, 2006, 08:52:04 AM
The brick wall is a Ghost-type. Fighting-type attacks can't hurt Ghost-types, remember?
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Post by: Robert on August 13, 2006, 09:56:03 AM
Considering the brick wall is not a pokemon, the TM BRICK BREAK destroys the brick wall.
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Post by: The Chef on August 13, 2006, 01:20:01 PM
The Brick Wall is brough back to life by BrickWiz.
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Post by: Hirocon on August 13, 2006, 04:40:26 PM
BrickBuddy sues BrickWiz for patent infringement.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 13, 2006, 06:22:45 PM
Both of them declare bankrupcy for some reason and their properties are transformed into... Starbucks.
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Post by: The Chef on August 13, 2006, 09:17:38 PM
CoffieWiz destroys the Starbucks for invading his territory.
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Post by: SushieBoy on August 14, 2006, 02:31:49 AM
Hey, I like Starbucks!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 15, 2006, 03:46:14 PM
CoffieWiz is crushed by a Bigg Wait(big weight).
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Post by: Suffix on August 15, 2006, 10:33:07 PM
Biggs takes down the Bigg Wait with a tow cable.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on August 18, 2006, 04:57:36 PM
The Bigg Sizzers cuts the tow cable.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 11, 2006, 02:30:36 AM
Bgg Sizzers is melted by a blowtorch-wielding Jamie Oliver.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 11, 2006, 03:04:36 AM
Jamie Oliver is beaten by an elite squad of black belt pineapples wielding baseball bats. =O
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 11, 2006, 06:21:48 AM
The pineapples are no match for Miss Piggy(who has a platinum belt) and her Mind Mist!
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on October 11, 2006, 06:43:37 AM
A random person pops out of nowhere and pushes Miss Piggy off of a cliff.
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Post by: The Chef on October 11, 2006, 02:32:24 PM
The random person dies randomly.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 11, 2006, 05:39:51 PM
Randomness causes space and time to crash into each other, thus causing space and time to get mad at each other and start a fight.
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Post by: Suffix on October 11, 2006, 06:33:49 PM
These books aren't random. Randomness fades into subatomic misery.
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Post by: SushieBoy on October 11, 2006, 06:48:08 PM
The misery get phyciatric help and turns to hapiness.
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Post by: DeadAwake on October 13, 2006, 08:23:54 AM
A very old man plays a very sad song, and the happiness is gone.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 13, 2006, 05:59:09 PM
Then the VOM starts playing a Very Happy Song and the happiness is back!
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Post by: DeadAwake on October 14, 2006, 02:14:36 AM
The strikethrough tag kills the VOM.
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Post by: Suffix on October 14, 2006, 06:25:29 PM
Quite simply, <HTML> pwns that silly BBCode. Ah, the good ol' days of glitchiness and almost complete control.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 14, 2006, 07:22:22 PM
<HMTL> replaces <HTML>.
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Post by: The Chef on October 15, 2006, 07:48:45 AM
There is no such thing as <HMTL>, so reality is destroyed.
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Post by: DeadAwake on October 15, 2006, 09:00:16 AM
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It is an honor and privelege to have been the 4444th read.  With my newfound powers, I... Invent... H. M. T. L.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 16, 2006, 06:22:32 PM
Gonzo the Great shoots HMTL out of a cannon, destroying it.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 17, 2006, 02:51:00 AM
Gonzo the Great dies in a nasty smelting accident.
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Post by: DeadAwake on October 17, 2006, 11:21:37 AM
GG, you shot down your own idea?!

I'm so angry, I smelt the smelt with even stronger smelts.
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Post by: Suffix on October 17, 2006, 05:53:20 PM
Old people fry the smelt and eat it for some weird reason. Seriously, smelt isn't that good.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 18, 2006, 07:24:22 PM
Yes, DeadAwake, I (literally) shot down my own idea.

Old people die of food poisoning. Or maybe old age, I dunno.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 23, 2006, 03:35:15 AM
Dead people get resurrected as zombies
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 23, 2006, 08:17:16 AM
The zombies are revealed to be... Red Herring!
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Post by: Suffix on October 23, 2006, 05:10:22 PM
Pennington concludes that the Red Herring is in fact, a fake! (just what does that make it, though?)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 23, 2006, 09:09:25 PM
The real Luigi comes up to Pennington and smacks him for confusing Mario for himself.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 24, 2006, 02:32:39 AM
Kamek turns luigi into a pirahna plant.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 24, 2006, 08:10:22 PM
Kamek blown to pieces by Mario's nuclear fireball.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 25, 2006, 02:25:47 AM
Mario undergoes spontaneous human combustion.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 25, 2006, 05:23:07 AM
Luigi cries so hard for his brother that it puts out the fire and Mario is saved.
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Post by: SushieBoy on October 25, 2006, 06:36:26 PM
Mario trips on his mustache, and falls in a volcanic pit.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 25, 2006, 08:44:09 PM
Wario throws a partially eaten rock into the volcano and saves Mario.
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Post by: Suffix on October 25, 2006, 09:45:25 PM
Boulder! The legend must be preserved!

...Anyway. Partially eaten boulders are vulnerable to poor memory.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 26, 2006, 06:05:47 PM
PaperLuigi's poor memory is fixed when Suffix reminds him of the partially eaten boulder.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 27, 2006, 02:06:32 AM
Boulder gets blown to pieces by slack-jawed yokel.
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Post by: SushieBoy on October 27, 2006, 01:04:51 PM
The pieces fall on the yokel, crushing him.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on October 28, 2006, 07:24:32 PM
The pieces are blown away by a very, very, very, very, very, very strong wind.
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Post by: SushieBoy on October 28, 2006, 08:07:32 PM
The strong wind is sucked up by Flurrie.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 28, 2006, 11:10:50 PM
Flurrie dies of sadness when Mario is killed in a freak blender accident.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 29, 2006, 01:46:33 AM
The freak blender, being a very mean-spirited blender, explodes from laughter.

(That blender is so mean)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 29, 2006, 08:21:36 AM
Buffalo eats explosion.
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Post by: SushieBoy on October 29, 2006, 08:33:17 AM
Buffalo suddenly explodes.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 29, 2006, 09:17:32 AM
:)

Explosion finally dies when it gets done exploding.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 30, 2006, 03:16:46 AM
Chemist adds oxygen to revive the explosion.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 30, 2006, 07:16:54 PM
Explosion eaten by black hole.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on October 31, 2006, 05:48:01 AM
Black Hole is destroyed by a white hole
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Post by: The Chef on October 31, 2006, 04:28:26 PM
White Hole is dyed purple.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 01, 2006, 03:34:40 AM
Purple hole is taken away by the fashion police.
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 01, 2006, 02:39:40 PM
Purple Hole pays his fine.
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Post by: The Chef on November 01, 2006, 04:39:05 PM
Purple Hole runs out of money.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 01, 2006, 05:15:02 PM
Green hole gives him some money.
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Post by: The Chef on November 01, 2006, 06:48:12 PM
The money is really counterfeit.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 02, 2006, 03:20:03 AM
Counterfeit money is laundered by the Italian Mafia.
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Post by: The Chef on November 02, 2006, 04:40:04 PM
The Italian Mafia is bested by the Russian Mafia.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 02, 2006, 05:49:40 PM
German Mafia (?) activates nuke that blows away all Mafia's, including the German Mafia.
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Post by: Suffix on November 02, 2006, 06:26:44 PM
*sigh* And I thought Koopaslaya was the only one willing to use nuclear weapons. No offense to Koopaslaya, but that's low.

Cold fusion (being the miracle that it is) reverses the effects of a nuclear warhead.
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Post by: The Chef on November 03, 2006, 04:24:09 PM
Cold Fusion is... uh, burninated by Trogdor.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 03, 2006, 10:19:05 PM
Trogdor is blown away by a giant cannonball.

(Sorry about the nuke, but it was the only thing I could think of to get rid of the mafia at the time. I could have said police though.....)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 05, 2006, 09:45:21 AM
Giant cannonball is blown away by Bombette.

(I think the mafia have connections in the police force. I could be wrong.)
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Post by: Tingrio on November 05, 2006, 05:58:47 PM
Bombette gets sallowed by Kirby.
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 05, 2006, 06:12:03 PM
Kirby gets diahreah, and poops bombette into a box of flesh eating nerds! *ponders on the word "poop"*
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 06, 2006, 09:24:01 AM
Flesh eating nerds starve as bombette has no flesh.
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 06, 2006, 11:29:30 AM
The Flesh Eating Nerds turn into the bombette eating nerds.
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Post by: The Chef on November 06, 2006, 03:18:13 PM
Bombette explodes the Nerds.
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 06, 2006, 03:54:50 PM
She makes herself explode too.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 06, 2006, 03:56:27 PM
X_X. Explosion goes away forever.............to the Bahamas for a vacation!
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 06, 2006, 04:06:35 PM
The Bahamas are sunk into the depths of the ocean.
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Post by: The Chef on November 06, 2006, 06:41:24 PM
The ocean dries up.
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Post by: Suffix on November 06, 2006, 07:31:13 PM
Oil of Olay saves the day!
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Post by: MaxVance on November 06, 2006, 07:59:04 PM
Milk of Magnesia washes away Oil of Olay.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 07, 2006, 04:25:34 AM
Oprah pours Milk of Magnesia down the toilet.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 07, 2006, 04:59:59 PM
Oprah loses her voice after talking too much.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 10, 2006, 08:47:08 PM
She finds it again after taking a walk in the park.
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Post by: Suffix on November 11, 2006, 12:13:02 AM
A generic brand disinfecting wipe causes Oprah to erupt like a balloon in the exosphere.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 11, 2006, 12:43:27 PM
The wipe spontaneously combusts, then freezes over.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 13, 2006, 08:32:02 AM
A man in a welding mask defrosts it with his blowtorch.
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on November 13, 2006, 07:52:39 PM
A toilet randomly appears next to the man, then a potato is flushed down the toilet. The toilet overflows, and the man drowns.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 13, 2006, 08:13:49 PM
Scuba gear keeps the man from drowning.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 13, 2006, 09:07:35 PM
Forrest bear eats scuba gear.
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Post by: Suffix on November 13, 2006, 09:20:40 PM
The forest catches up with the bear and locks it up.
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Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on November 13, 2006, 09:34:20 PM
The lock (or whatever the bear's locked up in) implodes.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 14, 2006, 04:32:07 AM
Due to a rip in the space-time continuum, the cage reforms into a much bigger one.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 14, 2006, 05:31:52 PM
Eggman take the cage and turns it into scrap metal for his robots.
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 14, 2006, 06:24:03 PM
Eggman is deafeted by Sonic!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 14, 2006, 07:16:57 PM
Sonic is defeated by Shadow!
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Post by: The Chef on November 14, 2006, 07:39:55 PM
Shadow is defeated by legions of fans (not fanboys) who are sick of him!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 14, 2006, 11:07:25 PM
Fans boys are crushed by a human mountain weighing 1,000 KG.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 15, 2006, 03:18:54 AM
Human mountain disintergrates into nothingness.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 15, 2006, 03:52:20 AM
Rock
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Post by: DeadAwake on November 15, 2006, 04:03:29 AM
Paper


... that is scissors-proof.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 15, 2006, 04:54:00 PM
Shredder. (need I explain?)
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 15, 2006, 05:03:12 PM
April (beats up Shredder, girl power, everyone!)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 15, 2006, 05:36:13 PM
XD XD XD

May defeats April.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 15, 2006, 05:50:36 PM
Bee stings May.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 16, 2006, 08:44:02 AM
The bee is eaten by a grizzly bear.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 16, 2006, 07:02:52 PM
The grizzly bear is actually Winnie the Pooh, so he spits the bee out.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 16, 2006, 07:06:00 PM
Lawyer represents bee in the case of Bee v. W. T. Pooh
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 16, 2006, 07:09:51 PM
W.T.P counters the lawyers efforts with his own lawyer: Rabbit!
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 16, 2006, 07:14:32 PM
Rabbit calls Tigger as a witness, mistrial inevitable.
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Post by: The Chef on November 17, 2006, 05:58:18 PM
Tigger can't remember anything besides how high he bounced that day.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 17, 2006, 06:05:58 PM
Piglet (who is a member of the jury who can't keep his mouth shut) helps Tigger remember that he actually was at the scene of the crime.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 17, 2006, 06:11:42 PM
The Honorable Judge Owl murders Piglet.
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Post by: The Chef on November 17, 2006, 09:55:55 PM
Owl is put on trail for murder.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 17, 2006, 10:46:27 PM
Pooh gets a lawyers degree to defend Owl even though Owl killed his best friend. (what a guy.)
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 24, 2006, 01:15:00 AM
Pooh wins the case for Owl.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 24, 2006, 05:15:11 AM
After seeing how much Pooh charges his clients, Owl murders Pooh.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on November 24, 2006, 08:51:41 AM
A Boo representing the now-dead Pooh floats Owl to a cliff and drops him off.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 24, 2006, 06:49:37 PM
Tigger represents all three in the Boo v. Owl v. Pooh case.
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Post by: The Chef on November 25, 2006, 07:10:16 PM
The case is declared in favor of Strong Bad after he bribed the judge.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 25, 2006, 07:12:56 PM
Paper covers Strong Bad
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Post by: The Chef on November 25, 2006, 07:19:13 PM
The Paper saves Strong Bad from Paper.
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 25, 2006, 07:47:24 PM
Strong Bad (???) eats the paper.
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Post by: The Chef on November 26, 2006, 01:08:45 PM
SushieBoy is once again redirected to www.homestarrunner.com
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 26, 2006, 01:21:13 PM
Homestar Runner site/link is destroyed by a virus.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 26, 2006, 06:28:06 PM
Virus is eaten by a white blood cell. XD
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Post by: SushieBoy on November 26, 2006, 07:48:53 PM
Ozzy and Drix (???) Stumble into the scene and destroy the cell.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 26, 2006, 08:24:18 PM
Ozzy and Drix digested by stomach acid.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 27, 2006, 03:51:01 AM
Acid is neutralised by NaOH solution.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on November 28, 2006, 06:04:23 PM
Stronger acid eats NaOH stuff.
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Post by: Suffix on November 28, 2006, 08:33:08 PM
*coughwheeze* "Stuff?!" It's a base!

Stronger acid is so corrosive that it vaporizes itself on contact.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 29, 2006, 02:56:56 AM
Itself is eaten by Son of Itself
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Post by: Sqrt2 on November 30, 2006, 07:47:38 AM
Who is devoured by Burt the Bashful.
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Post by: The Chef on November 30, 2006, 06:15:28 PM
Who is popped by Yoshi.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 30, 2006, 07:08:21 PM
Yoshi is crushed by a 100 ton metal cylinder.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 02, 2006, 11:03:33 AM
Mr Incredible lifts the cylinder off of Yoshi, saving him.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 02, 2006, 04:13:57 PM
Mr. Incredible is blown away by a cannonball..........that was the friend of the 100 ton cylinder!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on December 04, 2006, 03:20:21 AM
The cannonball is then eaten by a giant Chain Chomp.
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Post by: The Chef on December 04, 2006, 07:19:50 PM
The Chain Chomp is mistaken for a planet by Unicron and is eaten by him.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2006, 07:29:27 PM
Lightning McQueen challenges Unicron(?) to a race and royally beats him.
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Post by: SushieBoy on December 04, 2006, 07:40:41 PM
Lightning McQueen gets it's engine taken out, and donated to goodwill.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2006, 07:56:53 PM
(Lightning McQueen's not an it, he's a he!)

Mater, being the secretly clever little genius he is, gets McQueen's engine back from Goodwill and puts it back where it belongs. ^_^
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Post by: Suffix on December 04, 2006, 10:02:39 PM
Moisture finally finishes its dirty work, reducing Mater to a pile of iron oxide.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 04, 2006, 11:28:38 PM
Moisture evaporates into the sky!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on December 05, 2006, 03:18:14 AM
The sky is destroyed by Chuck Norris.
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Post by: SushieBoy on December 05, 2006, 02:27:49 PM
The sky falls on Chuck.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 05, 2006, 04:16:03 PM
Rayquaza falls on the sky.
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Post by: SushieBoy on December 05, 2006, 04:17:56 PM
A Chainsaw cuts up Rayquaza into little pieces, and then eats them.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 05, 2006, 04:23:59 PM
Groudon stomps on the chainsaw and smashes it to tiny bits, then eats the bits.
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Post by: Suffix on December 05, 2006, 11:55:33 PM
Groudon falls in a fissure of his own making.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on December 06, 2006, 04:01:48 AM
Planet explodes destroying fissure (and everything else).
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 06, 2006, 07:21:21 AM
Venus and Mars reproduce to make a new Earth.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 06, 2006, 04:04:58 PM
The new Earth collides with Venus and Mars, they all merge together to form a new planet, Marvenearth! :D
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 06, 2006, 05:03:50 PM
Marvenearth is immediately dominated by a group ruled under one Marvin Urth.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 06, 2006, 05:26:03 PM
Oh, this is too easy.

Super GiftedGirl defeats Marvin Urth and saves the day! :D
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Post by: Sqrt2 on December 07, 2006, 03:29:59 AM
Super GG dies due to Polonium-210 exposure.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 07, 2006, 08:19:34 PM
Polonium-210 is eaten by a black hole named Blacky.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 07, 2006, 09:17:38 PM
Blacky is censored by the NAACP.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 08, 2006, 04:56:51 PM
NAACP fall down a gaping plothole.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 08, 2006, 05:46:14 PM
Plothole (or pothole, if GG spelled it wrong) is covered up by a wooden board.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 08, 2006, 05:59:36 PM
Wooden board is chopped by Ching Chong Sensei.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 09, 2006, 12:02:40 PM
Ching Chong Sensei's butt is kicked by ninja teddy bears. XD
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 09, 2006, 01:09:24 PM
Ninja Teddy Bears ripped apart by Vick the Vice.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on December 11, 2006, 03:23:50 AM
Vick the Vice is arrested by Fox Mulder.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 13, 2006, 06:12:44 PM
Plothole(again! XD).
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Post by: Markio on January 04, 2007, 06:52:02 PM
Editor fires the writer who left a plothole in this story.
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Post by: kirbyman on January 05, 2007, 06:17:08 PM
Editor rehires worker!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 05, 2007, 07:00:33 PM
A falling Ferrari crushes both the writer and the editor.
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Post by: The Chef on January 05, 2007, 08:16:43 PM
A falling semi tractor trailer (which is actually Optimus Prime) fall on the ferrari.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 05, 2007, 08:33:19 PM
Neptune(the planet) falls on Optimus Prime.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 05, 2007, 11:19:17 PM
Vick Da Vice serves his jail time and steps on Neptune, claiming it for himself.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2007, 08:26:32 AM
Vick Da Vice gets a swift kick in the head.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 06, 2007, 09:29:06 AM
Swift kick to the head is countered with a sledge hammer from Vick's pal, Urnie the Urn.
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Post by: The Chef on January 06, 2007, 02:52:12 PM
Urnie the Urn is kidnapped by Jarvis from Luigi's Mansion.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2007, 07:06:57 PM
REGICE used ICE BEAM on JARVIS! JARFIS fainted! REGICE gained 374 EXP!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 06, 2007, 08:21:45 PM
Regice (whatever that is) is K.O'd by.........Mario.
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Post by: The Chef on January 06, 2007, 10:05:37 PM
Mario is beaten by himself, since nobody else can bring him down.
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Post by: SushieBoy on January 06, 2007, 11:38:57 PM
Exept, he touches himself and implodes!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 07, 2007, 08:40:19 AM
The implosion caused another Mario to be made. Don't ask me how, it just did.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 07, 2007, 08:49:24 AM
The other Mario is quickly killed off by a nice swish n' slash from Link's sword.
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Post by: The Chef on January 07, 2007, 11:35:31 AM
Since Mario can't be brought down, Link's sword breaks!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 07, 2007, 04:34:06 PM
Link goes to the "Hyrule Sword Repair" shop and gets it fixed for a 1/2 price of $ 19.99!
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Post by: Suffix on January 07, 2007, 05:37:12 PM
Unfortunately, the Hyrule Repair Shop doesn't take USD, and Link is forced to put it on his tab.
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Post by: SushieBoy on January 07, 2007, 06:00:18 PM
A robber takes away his cash!
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Post by: The Chef on January 07, 2007, 07:21:34 PM
Link didn't have any cash in the first place, so the robber is left empty-handed.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2007, 04:11:28 PM
As soon as Link gets some cash, the robber takes it.
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Post by: The Chef on January 08, 2007, 04:36:18 PM
The robber is robbed by Wario.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
Wario is robbed by... *mind is blank* ...another robber.
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Post by: kirbyman on January 10, 2007, 07:58:36 PM
Everyone dies in the world, Earth explodes, and no one could make anymore replys.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 10, 2007, 10:27:46 PM
PaperLuigi said, "Thanks for ruining the game," and everything restarted.

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Post by: The Chef on January 11, 2007, 03:52:49 PM
Rock beats Scissors.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 11, 2007, 07:37:40 PM
Someone pours tea on the rock and it melts. Don't ask me why, I'm not a major in chemistry.
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Post by: DeadAwake on January 13, 2007, 09:52:58 AM
Bill Nye and Beakman team up and teach GiftedGirl the Wonderful Ways of Science!!, ending her ignorance and undoing the bogus chemical reaction.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 13, 2007, 12:29:52 PM
Bill Nye falls into a pit full of Muppeteers.
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Post by: The Chef on January 13, 2007, 07:03:42 PM
The Muppeteers are fired due to the innovation of CGI in place of puppets.
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Post by: DeadAwake on January 14, 2007, 12:10:55 AM
4D graphics are invented and replace the old-fashioned CGI stuff.
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Post by: Eclipsed Moon on January 14, 2007, 12:23:28 AM
As characters age with each viewing, the original generation of characters in 4D movies die, and the advantages of 3D are once again apparent.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Fwirt on January 14, 2007, 01:25:22 AM
All of the 3D coding becomes obsolete, due to the fourth dimension.  The obsolete technology is used to pave roads (owned by steamroller).
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Post by: kirbyman on January 14, 2007, 10:51:37 AM
Then, suddenly, Hammy drinks caffine and stops all 4-D technoligy and time so Lex Luthor can take over the world! Mwuhahahahaaaaa!!!
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Post by: The Chef on January 14, 2007, 11:34:01 AM
Lex Luthor is stopped by Superman and everything is safe.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 16, 2007, 03:47:11 AM
George Bush force-feeds Superman an apple made out of Kryptonite.
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on January 16, 2007, 06:10:37 PM
The Democrats and Liberals get mad at George Bush.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 16, 2007, 07:02:04 PM
Liberals are finally thrown in the cellar for complaining WAY too much.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2007, 07:47:23 PM
Cellar comes to life and jumps off a cliff.
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Post by: kirbyman on January 16, 2007, 08:47:36 PM
Time was still stoped when they jumped off cliff.
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on January 17, 2007, 06:24:16 PM
The cellar implodes, destroying the Liberals (yessssss)
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Post by: The Chef on January 18, 2007, 05:02:35 PM
The liberals are brought back to life by a liberal 1-up Mushroom.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 19, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
The Liberal 1-Up shroom is eatin by a republican, neutralizing it.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 20, 2007, 02:19:47 AM
The resulting neutralization reaction transforms the republican into salt and water.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 20, 2007, 06:22:39 PM
Salt and water merge to create... another ocean. Or at least another Great Salt Lake.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2007, 08:17:27 PM
Salt and the other ocean are blown away by Gail Winds (think that's how you spell it.....)
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on January 20, 2007, 09:20:41 PM
Gail Winds gets blown away by....an atomic bomb.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 20, 2007, 09:33:04 PM
The Men in Black reverse the atomic bomb somehow. They have ways, believe me. >>;
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 20, 2007, 11:34:22 PM
The Men in Black are completely unprepared for the onslaught of the Bacterion fleet, and are completely obliterated, along with the rest of Earth.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2007, 10:31:04 AM
Thus Mars is made the new Earth.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 21, 2007, 11:12:39 AM
The citizens of Mars are discriminated against by the Earth government (Earth temporarily phased out of existence at the exact moment that the Bacterions attacked).
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Post by: The Chef on January 21, 2007, 11:49:11 AM
The citizens of Mars form an uprising against the Earth bigwigs.
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Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on January 21, 2007, 01:59:16 PM
The Earth bigwigs destroy the citizens of Mars, who are each the size of an ant.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 21, 2007, 06:25:53 PM
Remaining bits of ant-sized humans survive and attack the Earth bigwigs in a NetHack-type environment that the Earthlings are totally unprepared for.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 26, 2007, 07:52:12 AM
Ant-sized humans drown trying to cross the english channel.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 27, 2007, 12:07:38 AM
* WarpRattler changes to the Japanese Channel
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 27, 2007, 07:42:40 PM
The Japanese Channel only has crap shows, so the watcher changes channels again.
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Post by: DeadAwake on January 28, 2007, 03:41:27 AM
Remote runs out of batteries.  TV viewer subsequently commits suicide.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2007, 10:04:53 AM
Suicide attempt failed.
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Post by: DeadAwake on January 28, 2007, 10:09:22 AM
The power of reading comprehension reveals that "commits suicide" contradicts failure.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 31, 2007, 10:33:52 AM
An illiterate person walks along, and stops the power.
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Post by: DeadAwake on February 01, 2007, 06:03:11 AM
Hasselhoff, Schwarzeneggar, and Mary Poppins unite to form the Grammar & Spelling Triangle of Legend--blasting the illiterate person with beams upon beams of newfound language POWER.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 01, 2007, 10:14:29 AM
Schwarzeneggar breaks his other leg in a tragic uphill skiing accident, breaking the language power.
Title: It'll be back, baby.
Post by: DeadAwake on February 02, 2007, 06:34:03 AM
Just as his leg starts to snap, the entirety of Schwarzeneggar's skin peels away and reveals a liquid metal frame that lies beneath.  He rampages through the ski lodge and nearby "kiddie slope" at a leisurely and suspense-inducing pace.

Language Power RESTORED.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 02, 2007, 08:11:45 AM
* WarpRattler presses the "switch to Spanish" button, breaking the language power, because the Language Trinity doesn't know Spanish
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 02, 2007, 09:57:18 AM
A Spanish version of the Language Trinity is started, consisting of Ms Anderson(my Spanish teacher), Pepe the King Prawn and Tommy Lee Jones(yes, he speaks Spanish).
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Post by: kirbyman on February 09, 2007, 05:47:47 PM
Mexico, Spain, and any other area of Spanish, get Iniallated off face of the planet by World War III, and thus, Spanish ceices to exsist!

Very long, I know.
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Post by: The Chef on February 09, 2007, 08:59:27 PM
World War III is ended by the Justice League.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 09, 2007, 10:11:56 PM
Justice League Unlimited series finale, while being awesome, has been shown, and has ended a great series.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 10, 2007, 10:01:44 AM
Justice League are attacked and destroyed by the Marvel super heros.
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Post by: The Chef on February 10, 2007, 10:22:24 AM
Marvel is beaten by Capcom.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 10, 2007, 01:49:58 PM
Capcom keeps making crappy Mega Man Battle Network games.
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Post by: The Chef on February 10, 2007, 04:32:29 PM
MMBN games get outsold by Mega Man Anniversary Collection.
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Post by: Suffix on February 10, 2007, 04:50:10 PM
Mega Man Anniversary Collection is eroded by pool maintenance chemicals.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 10, 2007, 05:51:25 PM
Mushroom_Boy drinks the contents of the pool, including the chemicals.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 11, 2007, 11:37:58 AM
Mushroom_Boy trips over a boulder and gets a game over.
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Post by: The Chef on February 11, 2007, 02:56:23 PM
The player presses start to continue.
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Post by: kirbyman on February 11, 2007, 04:37:40 PM
The controller breaks, and player throws it out the window.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 11, 2007, 05:23:50 PM
Windows Vista replaces the old window.
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Post by: SushieBoy on February 11, 2007, 05:26:02 PM
The controller, freezes in midair, forms back together, and smashes into the window.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 11, 2007, 05:39:17 PM
Shards of glass destroy the controller and cut its wires.
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Post by: The Chef on February 12, 2007, 03:20:46 PM
Electrical tape fixes the wires.
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Post by: Suffix on February 12, 2007, 10:26:31 PM
RATS eat the electrical tape. It's quite possible, if I remember correctly.
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Post by: DeadAwake on February 13, 2007, 02:39:35 AM
Cats eat rats.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 13, 2007, 04:16:25 AM
Cats get killed by Eric Cartman.
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Post by: The Chef on February 13, 2007, 04:20:56 PM
Eric Cartman is removed when South Park gets canceled by the Comedy Central execs.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 13, 2007, 10:41:42 PM
Cancellation is.........cancelled when Adult Swim takes in South Park.
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Post by: The Chef on February 14, 2007, 01:57:56 PM
Adult Swim is dropped when Cartoon Network does another revamp.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 14, 2007, 07:46:50 PM
Cartoon Network gets hit in the head with Boomerang.
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Post by: Markio on February 15, 2007, 12:27:09 AM
Scissors: cut boomerang in half
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 15, 2007, 12:35:40 AM
Rock smashes scissors (whoa, flashback).
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Post by: DeadAwake on February 16, 2007, 06:56:18 AM
HULK SMASH ROCK
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 16, 2007, 08:24:33 AM
HULK CALM DOWN.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2007, 11:59:57 AM
HULK GAMECUBE GET SMASH'D. HULK GET MAD AGAIN.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 19, 2007, 12:24:35 PM
HULK GAMECUBE GET REPLACED.
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Post by: The Chef on February 19, 2007, 01:16:07 PM
The Thing challenges the Hulk to a round of Melee.
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Post by: SushieBoy on February 19, 2007, 02:13:28 PM
The battle was cancelled by cup holder.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2007, 02:34:18 PM
Cup holder gets thrown out of a 20-story building. Residents of Celadon City rejoice. The End?
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Post by: SushieBoy on February 19, 2007, 02:47:28 PM
Cup holder gets caught by Cup holder.....holder thing.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 20, 2007, 05:27:06 AM
Cup holder holder gets destroyed by Venom (the spiderman badguy).
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Post by: DeadAwake on February 22, 2007, 10:56:17 PM
Woody from Toy Story beats up Venom.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 22, 2007, 11:15:54 PM
Woody is beaten up by.......dun, dun dun! Buzz Lightyear!
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 23, 2007, 12:15:52 AM
Buzz Lightyear gets a crappy cartoon series.
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Post by: The Chef on February 23, 2007, 11:29:41 AM
The crappy cartoon is pulled in favor of more Jetix crap.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 23, 2007, 06:24:11 PM
Jetix crap is overcome by the Tick.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 23, 2007, 06:56:16 PM
The Tick is squashed by Earthworm Jim.
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Post by: Area 64 on February 23, 2007, 07:11:37 PM
Earthworm Jim is eaten by Birdman.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 23, 2007, 09:52:39 PM
Birdman becomes a lawyer.
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Post by: DeadAwake on February 24, 2007, 10:03:21 AM
Birdman the Lawyer is devoured by Catwoman the Doctor.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 24, 2007, 10:11:41 AM
Catwoman the Doctor is arrested for malpractice.
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Post by: DeadAwake on February 25, 2007, 05:46:00 AM
Catwoman the Doctor is arrested for meowpractice.
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Post by: Area 64 on February 25, 2007, 10:21:25 AM
Catwoman is busted out of jail by the Thundercats.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 25, 2007, 12:16:26 PM
Thundercats are beaten up by the National Institute of Mental Health when they are all confirmed to be crazy.
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Post by: Suffix on February 25, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
Indev puts the entire National Institute of Metal Health in Stasis and proceeds to loot their footlockers.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 25, 2007, 06:48:14 PM
Some random fat guy beats up Indev and saves the National Institute of Mental Health by returning their footlockers.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 26, 2007, 08:50:58 AM
The random fat guy is actually a fat Shy Guy, and gets eaten by Yoshi, who proceeds to throw the resulting egg through the window of the National Institute of Mental Health, turning everybody in the building into stars.
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Post by: DeadAwake on February 26, 2007, 09:39:27 AM
Baby Mario flies off into the air for about 30 seconds; Yoshi dies as a result of this.
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Post by: Area 64 on February 26, 2007, 11:25:03 AM
Adult Mario comes out of a time hole and shoots down the toadies with the Super Scope from Yoshi's Safari.
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Post by: The Chef on February 26, 2007, 03:19:29 PM
The Super Scope runs out of batteries.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on February 26, 2007, 05:22:03 PM
Puts batteries in super scope
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 26, 2007, 05:27:55 PM
Batteries explode due to very high heat levels.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on February 26, 2007, 06:04:24 PM
gets new batteries from Wal-Mart
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Post by: Suffix on February 26, 2007, 08:23:43 PM
Unidentified person has difficulty finding a job due to a lack of resume, name, and many other attributes.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on February 26, 2007, 09:11:17 PM
gives man name,job,and all he will ever need
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 26, 2007, 09:22:02 PM
All the things listed above are stolen by Waluigi.
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Post by: SushieBoy on February 26, 2007, 09:25:27 PM
A masher comes and beats up Waluigi with a giant breadstick.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on February 26, 2007, 09:33:03 PM
A thunderstorm starts and shocks the masher
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 27, 2007, 03:44:39 AM
Thunderstorm escalates into a blizzard.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 27, 2007, 08:58:23 AM
Black Mage casts Fire on the thunderblizzard, causing instant death to everyone in a 50-mile radius.
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Post by: The Chef on February 27, 2007, 03:24:48 PM
White Mage brings everyone back to life.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 27, 2007, 04:33:36 PM
Black Mage hits on White Mage.
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Post by: Area 64 on February 27, 2007, 10:14:07 PM
White Mage is already dating Clyde from Pac-Man.
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Post by: SushieBoy on February 27, 2007, 10:18:53 PM
Clyde gets murdered by Pinky.
Title: I like to call this one the ol' switcheroo.
Post by: DeadAwake on February 28, 2007, 08:22:38 AM
Pinky commits suicide when his and The Brain's show gets pulled in favor of Family Matters.
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Post by: Area 64 on February 28, 2007, 09:20:44 AM
Urkel from Family Matters gets hit on the the head with a comical large inflatable hammer.
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Post by: The Chef on February 28, 2007, 02:32:43 PM
The hammer pops.
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Post by: Suffix on February 28, 2007, 04:26:23 PM
Inflatable hammer is reinforced with concrete. Suddenly, it just got a bit less comical. And wieldy.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 28, 2007, 09:31:57 PM
The concrete is still liquid, and solidifies on the hands of the next poster.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 02, 2007, 07:38:09 AM
Superman frees Sqrt2 by using his laser eye beams.
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Post by: WarpRattler on March 02, 2007, 01:22:01 PM
Superman gets laughed at for his Saran Wrap shield.
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Post by: Area 64 on March 02, 2007, 02:56:12 PM
To throw the heat off of himself, Superman makes fun of Aquaman's "fish talk" powers.
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Post by: The Chef on March 02, 2007, 03:11:02 PM
Aquaman summons a whale named Monstro to swallow Superman.
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 03, 2007, 08:52:06 AM
Superwoman seduces Superman, marries him, and forces him to work a day job in order to support her and the Superkids.
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Post by: The Chef on March 03, 2007, 10:25:37 AM
Superwoman is called back to Earth-Three by the other members of the Crime Syndicate of America (know your DC characters, DeadAwake).
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 04, 2007, 01:26:26 PM
Earth-Three is actually inside the marble on the dog's collar at the end of Men in Black.  Said marble is swallowed by a porpoise.
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Post by: Area 64 on March 04, 2007, 02:26:56 PM
Porpoise gets caught in a tuna net.
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Post by: The Chef on March 04, 2007, 02:37:53 PM
Some animal rights activist gets the porpoise out of the net.
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 04, 2007, 05:12:27 PM
Under the cruel smirk of irony, said animal rights activists are attacked by bears.
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Post by: WarpRattler on March 05, 2007, 12:05:28 PM
Bears are attacked by adventurers who think they're bars.
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Post by: The Chef on March 05, 2007, 04:15:25 PM
The amnesiac adventurers are cured by a group of actual bars.
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Post by: Suffix on March 05, 2007, 04:17:25 PM
An arc welder manages to cut bars.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 06, 2007, 04:07:01 AM
Arc welder is killed by a psychotic, axe-wielding lumberjack.
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Post by: Suffix on March 06, 2007, 05:04:02 PM
The lumberjack turns out to be OK.  (Is "OK" the defeating force? Or is Monty Python?)
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Post by: Area 64 on March 06, 2007, 05:31:25 PM
The lumberjack is made "un-OK" by a nunchaku-wielding macaque.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 06, 2007, 05:59:09 PM
Macaque is burnt to a krisp by Krispy the Kat.
Title: Fine, fine. It's trademark infringement. Sue me.
Post by: DeadAwake on March 07, 2007, 08:51:22 AM
Kellogg's takes the kat to kourt for kopyright infringement.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 07, 2007, 05:13:34 PM
Pooh Bear resumes his role as a lawyer (or was it Tigger?) and defends Krispy.
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Post by: The Chef on March 07, 2007, 07:03:46 PM
Piglet turns out to be Kellogg's lawyer, causing Pooh to fall into a state of distress.
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Post by: Area 64 on March 07, 2007, 08:05:43 PM
Piglet gets shrunk in a washing machine.
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Post by: WarpRattler on March 08, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
The washing machine is flung from a catapult.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 08, 2007, 06:31:48 PM
Catapult is cut by scissors.
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Post by: The Chef on March 08, 2007, 07:04:20 PM
Scissore beaten by Rock (again).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on March 09, 2007, 04:46:22 PM
A POW block flips the rock over. A weakness is revealed!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on March 09, 2007, 07:03:55 PM
The rock takes only one turn to get up.
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Post by: Area 64 on March 09, 2007, 07:09:58 PM
Paper Mario covers rock.
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 10, 2007, 04:02:28 AM
Mikhail Gorbachev rubs Paper Mario with his bald head really fast and makes him statically cling to Space Shuttle Challenger--scheduled to explode in 5 minutes.
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Post by: Suffix on March 10, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
TIME magazine doesn't view poor Gorbie as very important.
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 11, 2007, 08:28:34 AM
Nintendo Power usurps TIME as the world's premier source for news.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 13, 2007, 04:53:57 AM
Nintendo Power gets taken over by hippies and renames itself 'Flower Power'.
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Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 09:28:41 AM
Soft green echo eyedrop antidote is used to get rid of the Flower Power effect.
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Post by: DeadAwake on March 13, 2007, 11:13:42 AM
Nintendo Power conquers Soft Green Echo as the world's premier source for eye drops.
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Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 03:58:18 PM
DeadAwake gets beaten up by a bunch of Kingdom of Loathing fans, and SGEEA is restored to its rightful place.
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Post by: Suffix on March 13, 2007, 04:15:48 PM
Kingdom of Loathing fans are defeated by obscurity.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 04:36:40 PM
Obscurity falls into a plothole (a device I've been using a lot lately).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on March 13, 2007, 06:05:19 PM
Plothole is covered up by a better writer.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 08:40:13 PM
A better writer is discovered to be a plagarist by some meddling kids and their stupid dog.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on March 13, 2007, 08:48:25 PM
Meddling kids (and a dog) fail to uncover the Mystery of the Question for life, the universe, and everything.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 09:11:58 PM
Someone throws the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2007, 09:24:10 PM
HGttG is thrown into a pit of 1000 flames and is burned and never heard from again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 09:45:29 PM
...I think you misread the post.

The HGttG was the thing being destroyed in that post, so you'd have to target either the HHG or the "Someone". FAIL'D
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2007, 10:37:13 PM
Oops.

HGG is thrown into a pit of 1000 flames and is never seen again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 14, 2007, 07:37:46 AM
PaperLuigi's hands are thrown into the pit as well.
Title: FAST EDIT
Post by: DeadAwake on March 14, 2007, 11:29:37 AM
PaperLuigi's hands are so big, the clog up the pit--effectively defeating it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 14, 2007, 04:26:38 PM
PaperLuigi's hands are turned into ice cream, which melt and open the hole again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on March 14, 2007, 05:54:18 PM
Suffix always defeats ice cream-- never the other way around.   (DeadAwake: clever!)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on March 14, 2007, 06:44:30 PM
Suffix is strapped to a chair and forced to watch Electric Soldier Porygon.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 15, 2007, 07:41:25 AM
Suffix stands up, smashes the legs of the chair that he's still strapped to against the wall, and throws each one  at the screen in succession.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: SushieBoy on March 15, 2007, 01:58:42 PM
A table assualts Suffix, and throws him into a dungeon.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on March 15, 2007, 02:17:53 PM
Inattentive waiters fail to wash the table, and it is never used again... how sad...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 18, 2007, 07:21:42 AM
Suffix, still being strapped to that chair (why hasn't he freed himself yet?) somehow beats up the waiters while managing to...still stay strapped to the chair?
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on March 18, 2007, 03:18:10 PM
Chair implodes, yet Suffix somehow manages to stay alive.
(aka Suffix is freed from the chair.)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on March 18, 2007, 04:31:28 PM
What?  No, Suffix dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on March 18, 2007, 06:54:06 PM
Death was the defeating force? I'm not that old. Marty changes this unlikely future and saves the day!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on March 19, 2007, 07:39:34 AM
Marty dies, too.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 19, 2007, 07:47:46 AM
Marty gets the Grim Reaper to go away with a cake bribe.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2007, 08:00:12 AM
The Grim Reaper hated the cake because it was sponge-flavored cake, and drowned the Earth in sweet German chocolate-y goodness, killing the residents of Earth in the process.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on March 19, 2007, 09:50:47 AM
They would have enjoyed it, had it not been for Senator Bob Statesman's enormous appetite for chocolate cake.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2007, 10:31:19 AM
Bob Statesman is turned into a mutant by Homeschool Winner aka Magneto. XD
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on March 19, 2007, 01:33:25 PM
Homeschool is beaten in a 1-on-1 Street Fighter tournament by Homestar.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2007, 02:17:03 PM
Strong Bad hits Homestar in the back of the head.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 20, 2007, 03:59:00 AM
Homestar kills Strong Bad by pouring hot tar over him.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 20, 2007, 07:38:40 AM
Strong Mad kills Homestar by throwing a bowling ball at him.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 21, 2007, 07:43:50 AM
"Okay! Hot bowling ball is in my eye!" Homestar said. This confused Strong Mad more than that time when the Deathly Pallor was talking to him, and he fell into a hole (not a plothole, just that one Strong Bad was using to capture random "passersby")
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 21, 2007, 08:43:20 AM
Hole is covered up by bricks.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on March 21, 2007, 12:55:12 PM
Bricks are Super Jump Punched by Mario.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 22, 2007, 09:16:48 AM
Mario visits Soviet Russia and is Super Jump Punched by the bricks.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 22, 2007, 12:32:54 PM
Someone says "I don't get it." and the universe rights itself.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on March 23, 2007, 02:42:24 AM
Said person is killed by a ******* sword.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperWario on March 23, 2007, 08:15:51 AM
In an attempt to kill someone else, the victim threw magma on the sword and it melted.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on March 23, 2007, 09:33:35 AM
The magma killed the victim.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on March 23, 2007, 10:18:21 AM
The magma is cooled by Waluigi.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on March 23, 2007, 10:46:35 AM
Waluigi is erased by a word filter.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on March 23, 2007, 11:10:06 AM
The world filter is bypassed by a clever user.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 23, 2007, 02:26:00 PM
Clever user is smashed to death by a bear with a sledge hammer.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on March 23, 2007, 03:19:59 PM
Bear with a sledge hammer is beaten by a shark holding a chainsaw.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on March 23, 2007, 03:44:45 PM
Shark with a chainsaw is beaten by a bear holding a shark.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 23, 2007, 05:22:08 PM
Bear holding shark beaten by Shark holding bear.  :)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on March 24, 2007, 10:02:46 AM
Shark holding bear beaten by sharp folding beer.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on March 24, 2007, 06:00:44 PM
Sharp folding beer is recalled around the nation by the Tugsidings Company due to complaints of cuts and horrific stomachaches.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on March 25, 2007, 10:40:37 AM
Tugsidings Company is bought out by one of them newfound fangled doogle bobs.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 31, 2007, 02:34:58 PM
Doogle bob is eaten by a tornado.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on April 14, 2007, 04:48:42 PM
Tornado touches fuzzy, gets dizzy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2007, 05:50:37 PM
fuzzy is banned! XD Just kidding.

Fuzzy is destroyed by a huge vacuum..........thing.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on April 14, 2007, 06:22:45 PM
Huge vacuum thing suffers a software glitch and morphs back into a Star Destroyer-type ship.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on April 14, 2007, 08:15:36 PM
Star Destroyer-type ship is shot down by Vic Viper.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on April 14, 2007, 09:20:29 PM
Vic Viper's options go on strike.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 15, 2007, 12:58:32 PM
Someone bowls a strike. *crash*
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on April 15, 2007, 03:43:37 PM
Someone also lets go of B too quickly and drops the ball on his/her foot. (I thought I made it clear that a software glitch was the defeating force!)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 15, 2007, 03:56:33 PM
Er, I think the defeating force is the ball being dropped........................

Dropped ball is caught by baseball player who has huge hands!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on April 15, 2007, 04:26:37 PM
Huge-handed baseball player has to sit inning out on the bench.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 15, 2007, 06:09:07 PM
The coach has a change of heart and lets the huge-handed baseball player play 1st base.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on April 16, 2007, 09:31:32 AM
The optionless Vic Viper crashes into 1st base, killing the huge-handed baseball player, and leaving everyone wondering why I didn't have myself destroy the Vic Viper in my previous post.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 16, 2007, 01:28:35 PM
Vic Viper is crushed by Vick 'da Vice.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 16, 2007, 01:47:31 PM
I don't know who Vick da Vice is, so he blows up. *AWESOME EXPLODEY NOISE*
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on April 19, 2007, 05:43:42 PM
Then the AWSOME EXPLODEING NOISE eh... explodes... again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on April 20, 2007, 12:33:58 PM
The explosion gets flattened by a falling... box of styrofoam peanuts?
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 21, 2007, 08:44:31 AM
Foam peanuts are glued to unsuspecting teachers to make abominable snowmen.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on April 21, 2007, 10:30:56 AM
A fire melts all of the Abominable Snowmen.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on April 21, 2007, 12:20:20 PM
Carbon dioxide may help to warm the atmosphere, but it also puts out fire.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on April 21, 2007, 05:19:18 PM
10,000,000 trees absorb all of the Carbon Dioxide.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 22, 2007, 08:52:07 AM
They are Ints, not trees.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 10:23:14 AM
The Ints (What's an Int...?) catch fire...
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on April 25, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
They're Ents!! And it's not too difficult for them to submerge their heads in a quickly flowing river.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on April 25, 2007, 05:19:30 PM
Ents are chopped down by a psychotic, chainsaw-wielding Waluigi.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on April 25, 2007, 09:39:29 PM
Waluigi is killed by Luigi, who is using psionics.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 25, 2007, 10:36:35 PM
Luigi is eaten by a bear.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on April 26, 2007, 06:26:05 AM
The bear gets stabbed by a giant iceicle
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on April 26, 2007, 07:27:56 PM
Icicle gets a scolding from his dad, the bicycle.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on April 27, 2007, 06:26:11 AM
Bicycle gets sat on by someone REALLY... REALLY fat.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on April 27, 2007, 06:25:18 PM
Fat person gets sat on by someone even fatter.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 27, 2007, 06:38:02 PM
Fatter person dies of a heart attack.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 27, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
Someone goes back in time and gives the fatter person a book. The book is called: The Weight Loss Cure They Don't Want You to Know About This causes the fatter person to lose weight for good and not get a heart attack.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 27, 2007, 07:17:38 PM
Kirby steals the book at the last minute, preventing the fat man from getting the cure.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 27, 2007, 07:53:11 PM
The Hawaii Five-o theme is played and for some reason it makes Kirby give the book back.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on April 27, 2007, 08:18:49 PM
Kirby is eaten by Yoshi.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on April 28, 2007, 03:01:12 PM
Yoshi is eaten by King Hippo.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 28, 2007, 03:04:44 PM
King Hippo is eaten by Wario.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on April 28, 2007, 03:38:33 PM
Wario, having just eaten something at least four times as large as himself, explodes.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on April 29, 2007, 12:44:36 PM
Cans of laughter on the Monty Python set quickly clean up the remains.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on April 29, 2007, 12:47:54 PM
Cackletta manages to rise from the dead and steal their stock of laughter, hoping to come up with an evil plan for it later.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 01:39:31 PM
A white mage casts Diaja on Cackletta, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage and rekilling Cackletta.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 29, 2007, 01:45:20 PM
White Mage loses his magic and has to pretend to be a White Mage on World of Warcraft.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 01:50:22 PM
WoW gets murdered in popularity by StarCraft II. (Where are you, Starcraft II?)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 01, 2007, 04:06:07 PM
I heard it through the grapevine that StarCraft II got canceled.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 05:26:47 PM
*stabs DeadAwake with a giant pencil*
Masher101: Don't... You... EVER!!!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on May 01, 2007, 09:27:37 PM
A small wyvern wearing glasses and carrying a briefcase drops out of the sky, disintegrating the pencil with a laser gun.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Boo Dudley on May 01, 2007, 09:50:10 PM
An Imp wearing mirrored armor reflects the beam thus destroying the breifcase. Imp then hands out pinkslip.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 02, 2007, 06:34:50 AM
The Imp catches fire and er... dies
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 02, 2007, 09:49:26 PM
Rush Limbaugh flaps his double chins and puts out the fire with a gust of wind.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 03, 2007, 06:28:04 AM
The gust of wind hits a wall and dies
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2007, 06:29:46 PM
The wall falls over and dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 03, 2007, 06:39:15 PM
Luigi puts the wall back up.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2007, 06:45:24 PM
(Forgive me, green one...)

Wall falls on Luigi.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 03, 2007, 06:54:35 PM
Hippies paint the wall into nonexistence.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 03, 2007, 06:57:37 PM
Hippies jailed by warhawks.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2007, 07:13:18 PM
Warhawks jailed by moneymongers.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 03, 2007, 08:33:00 PM
moneymongers are jailed by GHOST LUIGI!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on May 03, 2007, 08:47:51 PM
Ghost Luigi is forced to fight to the death with obscure comedian Jeremy Hotz.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 03, 2007, 08:49:41 PM
But wins. His reward is his body, plus invincablity
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 05, 2007, 10:50:26 PM
A blind squirrel mistakes the reward for nuts, stuffs them in his cheeks, and runs away looking all cute and puffy-faced.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2007, 07:58:00 AM
The now invincible blind squirrel's powers are.............um, taken away by..............Yoshi, who recieved the powers when he ate the squirrel.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 06, 2007, 10:51:44 AM
Yoshi goes to counseling for gender discrepancy issues and reemerges as Yoshetta.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 06, 2007, 05:03:41 PM
Yoshetta scares the crap out of everybody, so someone shoots Yoshetta with a water pistol.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2007, 07:19:06 PM
Water Pistol is taken up by the teacher.  :'(
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 06, 2007, 10:58:23 PM
Most teachers are actually witches, so the water drops on the pistol melt her.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 07, 2007, 02:22:40 PM
She comes back as SUPATEACHA! Hiyaaaaaa!!!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 07, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
SUPATEACHA's powers are lost when she is exposed to the mineral Rattafeccasite!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 08, 2007, 06:14:36 AM
Rattafeccasite destroyed by Superman.
Title: S
Post by: DeadAwake on May 08, 2007, 02:59:05 PM
Superman is pushed over by a bunny and dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 08, 2007, 06:34:29 PM
None other than the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch blows the rabbit into tiny bits.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 09, 2007, 05:33:34 PM
The tiny bunny bits are made into sandwiches.  Kindergarteners eat the sandwiches for snack time, and the bunny's soul takes over their bodies--reborn.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 09, 2007, 05:35:04 PM
Bunny souls and kids are killed by a giant steamroller of doom.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 09, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
The Steamroller of Doom falls in battle to the Galactic Zamboni.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 09, 2007, 06:58:28 PM
Dr. Doofus's Insta Freeze!™, having been slyly injected into the Galactic Zamboni's water tank, is completely immobilized at the next game when a rapid, Insta Freezing!™ reaction causes the tank to burst.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 10, 2007, 08:19:32 PM
Dr. Doofus gets a wedgie from a football captain and destroys his inventions in shame.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 10, 2007, 08:30:52 PM
Football Captain's head blown off by a nearby sniper.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on May 11, 2007, 04:24:38 PM
Sniper's kidneys are stolen by Waluigi.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 11, 2007, 05:11:27 PM
Waluigi is pounded in the face by none other than...

The Green Thunder...

Mr. L!

(Speaking of Mr. L...)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 11, 2007, 06:37:27 PM
Mr. L's Brobot malfunctions and locks him in the cockpit.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 11, 2007, 07:16:59 PM
Mario jumps in and clobbers Brobot, and it explodes, sending Mr. L flying into Mario.
Title: I really doubt this Rock Paper Scissors is actually Endless...
Post by: DeadAwake on May 11, 2007, 08:51:36 PM
Time runs out, and Mario goes OUCH!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Area 64 on May 11, 2007, 09:23:05 PM
Time is restored by Dialga.
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Post by: Suffix on May 11, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
An actual earthquake makes Dialga faint.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 12, 2007, 07:20:00 AM
Earthquake is beaten by tornado in a card game.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 12, 2007, 11:19:07 AM
Tornado cheated, so he is areasted by Bowser.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Jman on May 12, 2007, 01:36:58 PM
Bowser is edited into Mortal Kombat 2 and suffers a fatality.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 12, 2007, 02:22:13 PM
Everyone forgets about fatalities when babalities are developed.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 12, 2007, 03:36:41 PM
Your irritating and nitpicky English teacher finds "babalitites" to be endlessly amusing. Suddenly, everybody thinks that's a dumb word.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 12, 2007, 04:58:29 PM
English teacher falls down the Pit of 100 Trials and doesn't make it out. :(
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 12, 2007, 05:50:58 PM
Spiderman uses his webbing to pull the teacher out.
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Post by: The Chef on May 12, 2007, 06:01:25 PM
Symbiote makes Spider-Man act emo, so he fails.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 12, 2007, 06:09:30 PM
Emo is overrated, so it fails.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 12, 2007, 06:23:31 PM
Overrated is smashed by a random blob.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 12, 2007, 06:57:47 PM
Random blob is eaten by a Shlurp.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Chef on May 12, 2007, 07:43:14 PM
Shlurp is beaten in a dance contest by one of my characters, The Glob.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 12, 2007, 07:52:43 PM
The Glob is sued by Glorb.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 12, 2007, 09:46:15 PM
Glorb finds himself in a desert and evaporates into a sweet-tasting powder.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: DeadAwake on May 13, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
Global warming gives the desert lots of rain.  (Don't ask me how it works.)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 13, 2007, 04:30:40 PM
Global Warming destroyed by Al Gore (hey, he seems to be the only one who cares.........).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 14, 2007, 03:35:19 AM
Al Gore beheaded by a crazed, katana-wielding, ninja monkey on hallucinogenic drugs.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Masher101 on May 14, 2007, 06:16:38 AM
The monkey gets eatten by a really fat dude.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Suffix on May 14, 2007, 02:58:56 PM
Through his chronic eating habits, the really fat dude reaches a mass at which nothing, bar docking cranes, can move him (eventually, he atrophies to the point where just as everyone starts to wonder if he's alive, he deflates).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 14, 2007, 03:55:55 PM
The most amazing personal trainer in the world manages to get the fat dude down to a weight of 200 pounds (then everyone begins to worship the trainer because they think he's Jesus for performing such a miracle).
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 14, 2007, 10:24:42 PM
Science replaces Jesus in the popularity polls.  In other news:  pocket protectors are in.
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Post by: Area 64 on May 14, 2007, 10:58:49 PM
Pocket protectors are in... a vat full of boiling tar!
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Post by: Masher101 on May 15, 2007, 07:00:47 AM
The tar becomes taffy, dunno how... it just does.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2007, 06:46:13 PM
Professor Pester steals the taffy. "VICTORY IS MINE!"
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Post by: Suffix on May 16, 2007, 09:09:03 PM
Pete Perturbing steals Professor Pester's chair just as he tries to sit down.
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Post by: Masher101 on May 17, 2007, 06:32:37 AM
The chair turns into a man eating snake, and eats Pete Perturbing. To death.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 17, 2007, 03:12:22 PM
The man eating snake instead decides to finish off the meal with some armadillo in cream sauce.
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Post by: Masher101 on May 17, 2007, 03:13:44 PM
The armadillo comes alive and walks away, angry that he was about to be eatten by a snake.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 22, 2007, 06:37:37 PM
Armadillo goes to counselling and becomes less angry.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 23, 2007, 04:21:02 PM
WHACK! That was the anvil that landed on the armadillo's head, making him even angrier.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 23, 2007, 07:08:06 PM
Anvil is scolded by his mother for being late to dinner.
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Post by: Kimimaru on May 24, 2007, 04:34:46 PM
Anvil's mother is yelled at by her husband, Henry because she didn't crush the right astronaut.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 24, 2007, 04:48:35 PM
Henry is smashed by his neighbor Larry the Hammer.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 24, 2007, 07:09:39 PM
Larry the hammer, meet Lester the Hammer Bro. *fling*
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 24, 2007, 07:24:30 PM
Lester is stomped by Mario. Haha, just kidding, it was Luigi!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 25, 2007, 04:25:26 PM
Oh man! How can I do this without hurting one of my favorite Mario characters? Luigi is turned into Mr L. That'll work.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 25, 2007, 05:07:41 PM
Count Bleck (turned Luigi into Mr. L) is crushed to death by Mario's oversized foot.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 25, 2007, 05:46:29 PM
Count Bleck was given a Mega Star at the last second and is turned into a weird pixelly version of himself. He then procedes to plow right into Mario.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 25, 2007, 09:09:23 PM
Luigi steps in again and saves the day.  With his moustache.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 26, 2007, 10:25:14 AM
RAZOR. *shave'd*
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 26, 2007, 01:41:00 PM
Razor loses his edge when a mutant cupcake told him he sucked.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 26, 2007, 03:41:59 PM
Mutant cupcake is eaten by mutants.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 26, 2007, 05:46:46 PM
Mutants are hired by the X-Men as janitors, making them..........uh, less of a mutant.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 26, 2007, 06:25:32 PM
X-Men are X-Ploded.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 26, 2007, 07:07:23 PM
X-Plosion is contained by a restraining order.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 26, 2007, 09:15:52 PM
The restraining order is thrown in an Eazy Bake Oven.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 26, 2007, 09:59:40 PM
Easy Bake Oven taken apart by a screwdriver.
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Post by: Suffix on May 28, 2007, 12:23:56 PM
Mr. Fusion converts the screwdriver into fuel for the DeLorean.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 28, 2007, 12:25:14 PM
Mr. Fusion is stolen by Biff, who wants to build his own time machine.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2007, 01:23:56 PM
Biff gets crushed by a Thwomp.
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Post by: Nintendoobsessed on May 28, 2007, 04:34:23 PM
Mario hits Thwomp with a hammer (thus, breaking Thwomp into pieces)
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 28, 2007, 06:21:39 PM
The thwomp pieces turn into thwimps and run away--happy as can be.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2007, 08:46:42 PM
Thwimps are frozen by Snow Miser, then taken out with his trash.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 29, 2007, 02:50:10 PM
Reznor thaws out the frozen thwimps, and they bounce along their happy way.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 29, 2007, 02:54:39 PM
The twimps break thier.... Eyes, they are unable to bounce.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 29, 2007, 08:39:04 PM
The eyes breaker is severely punished.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 29, 2007, 09:36:23 PM
Punishment lifted by judge.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2007, 08:04:13 AM
The judge hasn't lifted such a heavy weight in ten years, so he drops it.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 30, 2007, 08:06:47 AM
Wario helps the judge lift the heavy weight.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 30, 2007, 01:03:42 PM
Wario somehow explodes.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 30, 2007, 03:47:20 PM
Somehow explosion is smashed into outer space by a dump truck.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2007, 08:13:28 PM
Dimentio ends the dumptruck's game.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 30, 2007, 08:34:48 PM
Dimentio could not stomach it, so he exploded also.
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Post by: DeadAwake on May 30, 2007, 09:57:31 PM
Super Jesse saves the day with his cape.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 31, 2007, 06:13:32 AM
Cape rips. :( It's like Edna Mode always says: NO CAPES!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 31, 2007, 10:41:32 AM
Cape repared by costume maker.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 31, 2007, 08:24:47 PM
Costume maker falls down a plothole.
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Post by: The Chef on June 01, 2007, 03:34:11 PM
Plothole eradicated by Jman's Fred Savage movie-blasting cannon.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 01, 2007, 04:07:23 PM
The cannon gets jammed with to many movies.
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Post by: Area 64 on June 01, 2007, 05:53:24 PM
The cannon is unclogged by Waluigi.
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Post by: Toad on June 01, 2007, 05:59:25 PM
Luigi beats Waluigi, in tennis!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 01, 2007, 08:24:25 PM
Crap. Another sticky Luigi situation. Lessee... Daisy glomps Luigi.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 01, 2007, 08:47:11 PM
Waluigi glomps Daisy. :)
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Post by: Toad on June 01, 2007, 08:51:00 PM
Tatanga kidnaps Daisy.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 01, 2007, 08:52:29 PM
(Er, I think you have to beat Waluigi)
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 01, 2007, 09:51:35 PM
Baby Mario punches Daisy in the gut!
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Post by: Area 64 on June 01, 2007, 09:53:52 PM
Waluigi gets ignored and turns to dust.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 01, 2007, 10:11:09 PM
Daisy inhales the dust, sneezes, and falls off a cliff.  Both die.
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Post by: Suffix on June 01, 2007, 10:32:04 PM
Useless gym membership bankrupts Daisy (had she lived to be bankrupted by it).
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 02, 2007, 06:56:52 AM
Daisy steals money from Mario's piggybank, the debt is payed!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 02, 2007, 12:58:58 PM
Wario steals Mario's stolen money while Daisy was walking home.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 02, 2007, 04:36:15 PM
Wario is eaten by a giant ice cream cake.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 02, 2007, 05:11:54 PM
Kirby eats the ice cream cake.
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Post by: Toad on June 02, 2007, 05:40:29 PM
King Dedede eats Kirby. O_O
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 03, 2007, 06:57:04 AM
King Dedede is... run over by a big rig with 18 wheels on it, 'cuz that's how many wheels are on a big rig, y'know.

Hahaha, you thought I was gonna have Dedede eaten by something/somebody, huh? XD
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 03, 2007, 06:58:32 AM
Megaman disintegrates the big rig with a huge laser.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 03, 2007, 07:03:38 AM
Megaman is stomped to bits by a Muth.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 03, 2007, 07:05:54 AM
Muth is stomped to bits by a mugwump (no, this is not something from a Harry Potter book. People who know their history should be able to tell me what REALLY defeats a mugwump).  ;)
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Post by: The Chef on June 03, 2007, 08:00:06 AM
Well I don't, but Optimus Prime can beat anything, so he beats the mugwump.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 03, 2007, 08:31:49 AM
Daisy came along and said "Hi! I'm Daisy!" 5000 times until Optimus Prime exploded from frustration.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 03, 2007, 12:26:18 PM
Daisy is killed by a mugwump (this'll be the last time I do this, 'cause I'm hoping at least someone with a little history knowledge knows).
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Post by: The Chef on June 03, 2007, 01:55:44 PM
Sorry no, so this time the mugwump is killed by Bumblebee, since he's my personal favorite Transformer.
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Post by: Area 64 on June 03, 2007, 04:44:19 PM
Bumblebee is killed by a group of Republican political activists who supported Democratic candidate Grover Cleveland in the United States presidential election of 1884.
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Post by: Suffix on June 03, 2007, 06:13:50 PM
The one and only Silver Remote fires a mysterious purple beam that collapses the time portal from which the radical Republicans came, causing the activists to snap back into their proper time.
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Post by: Toad on June 03, 2007, 06:16:52 PM
The one and only Silver Remote's batteries die.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 03, 2007, 07:30:07 PM
Bumblebee is killed by a group of Republican political activists who supported Democratic candidate Grover Cleveland in the United States presidential election of 1884.

Yeeeeehaawww! Excellent....

Battery brought back to life by charger.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2007, 12:27:29 PM
Charger is charged with murder.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 04, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Winnie the Pooh resumes his lawyer status and defends Charger.
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Post by: The Chef on June 04, 2007, 02:45:03 PM
Tigger is representing the other side in the case, unfortunately for Pooh.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 04, 2007, 03:35:25 PM
"This all seems very familar," said Pooh, as a giant hammer held by Piglet bonked Tigger on the head.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2007, 07:09:50 PM
Tigger bounced everybody. *boing boing boing*
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Post by: The Chef on June 05, 2007, 04:56:21 PM
Rabbit yells at Tigger for messing up his garden.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2007, 03:38:35 PM
The Evil Carrot of Doom grabs Rabbit and runs off with him. Comeuppance at last. :D
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Post by: Suffix on June 08, 2007, 04:11:21 PM
Beef stew demands sacrifice! The Soupix tribe hunts down and chops up the Evil Carrot of Doom. (Who will be defeated? The stew or the tribe? It's up to you.)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2007, 04:35:30 PM
Bowser stomps the Soupix tribe into oblivion and eats the beef stew.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 08, 2007, 05:46:54 PM
Gutsman smashes Bowser and eats Bowser stew.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2007, 07:39:30 PM
Gutsman... um... spews his guts? ^^;
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Post by: Jman on June 09, 2007, 11:40:47 PM
Gutsman's guts infest themselves in 20 people, who then become Gutspawns of Gutsman.
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Post by: The Chef on June 10, 2007, 08:49:27 AM
Megaman beats Gutsman using Bombman's bombs.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 10, 2007, 08:51:30 AM
Gutsman throws back the bombs so Megaman dies.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 10, 2007, 01:25:38 PM
Extra life.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2007, 04:35:34 PM
Poison 1-up.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 10, 2007, 04:52:30 PM
Wario eats the poison 1-up.
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Post by: Kimimaru on June 10, 2007, 09:06:58 PM
Waluigi hits Wario on the head for eating the poison 1-up.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 11, 2007, 12:31:41 AM
A cop comes in and tickets the thread for too many Wario/Waluigi appearances.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 11, 2007, 07:34:43 AM
The cop has to leave because someone is driving without their seatbelt.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 11, 2007, 07:38:50 AM
Guy w/out seatbelt is set on fire.
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Post by: amy_the lovely_elf on June 12, 2007, 03:59:54 PM
Crazed pyromaniac tries to make the fire grow by throwing Bowser at the burning man.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 12, 2007, 04:01:43 PM
(Amy, you're supposed to defeat the fire, not feed the fire. :P)
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Post by: The Chef on June 12, 2007, 04:34:37 PM
Pyromaniac is arrested by the fire department.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 12, 2007, 05:47:00 PM
Fire department goes on strike because of low wages.  On top of that, their dalmatian died, so everyone's in a generally sad mood.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 12, 2007, 06:04:05 PM
Dalmation is given a Life Shroom and the firefighters are given better wages.
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Post by: Suffix on June 12, 2007, 06:06:10 PM
Broken bureaucracy makes the resolutions promptly crumble into a faint memory.
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Post by: amy_the lovely_elf on June 13, 2007, 02:33:37 PM
(Amy, you're supposed to defeat the fire, not feed the fire. :P)
[But...but...but...fire is so pretty. ;)]

New Senator brings reforms.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 13, 2007, 02:43:19 PM
New senator is crushed by an apple moving at 186000 miles per second.
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Post by: The Chef on June 13, 2007, 02:50:29 PM
Apple is eaten by an Alaskan Bull Worm.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 13, 2007, 02:51:59 PM
Bull worm spits out apple because there's a Wiggler inside.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 13, 2007, 02:53:14 PM
Wiggler taken out by the army.
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Post by: Area 64 on June 13, 2007, 03:16:40 PM
Army gets addicted to playing Excite Truck.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 13, 2007, 03:24:25 PM
Wii malfunctions.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 13, 2007, 04:14:37 PM
World Class Service fixes it.
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Post by: The Chef on June 13, 2007, 05:22:49 PM
World Class Service is put out of business by Universe Class Service.
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Post by: Suffix on June 13, 2007, 06:09:48 PM
Overextension and irritated patrons bankrupt the Universe Class Service.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 13, 2007, 07:29:24 PM
Iritated partons are crushed by a rolling Thwomp. *squish*
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Post by: Masher101 on June 15, 2007, 01:59:35 PM
Rolling Thowmp get's turned really thin when Paper Mario goes into 3D!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 15, 2007, 04:09:35 PM
Mario stays in 3D for too long and loses health.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 15, 2007, 04:11:49 PM
3-D effect destroyed by 16 bit processor.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 16, 2007, 10:58:03 PM
16-bit processor annihilated by BLAST PROCESSING!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 17, 2007, 12:36:03 PM
BLAST PROCESSING gets thrown in jail by Farm Man!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 17, 2007, 02:09:44 PM
Farm Man killed by Metalman.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 17, 2007, 03:07:21 PM
Metalman falls in love with Metalwoman and turns all softy.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 17, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Metalwoman is melted down for scrap by lava.
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Post by: Toad on June 17, 2007, 08:16:53 PM
Lava flows into the sea.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 17, 2007, 08:55:40 PM
All the world's fishes pass gas simultaneously, and the sea is blasted into the stratosphere.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 20, 2007, 02:39:43 PM
And it all rains back down.
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Post by: Suffix on June 20, 2007, 03:24:12 PM
The Evil Lampshade of Time gives Sir Issac Newton a nice watch. Entranced, Newton forgets to invent gravity. Will the sea ever return?!
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Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2007, 03:26:52 PM
Random Access Man goes back in time, destroys the watch, defeats the Evil Lampshade of Time, and saves the sea, all in one day.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 20, 2007, 03:27:43 PM
Access Man is stolen and re-programed by Dr. Wily.
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Post by: Suffix on June 20, 2007, 03:29:53 PM
None other than Micro Man defeats the new Access Man by firing repeatedly into his ear.
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Post by: Nintendoobsessed on June 20, 2007, 07:39:22 PM
Micro Man is crushed by a leaf.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 20, 2007, 07:39:54 PM
Leaf is set on fire.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 21, 2007, 11:44:58 AM
An ice dragon of sorts freezes the fire.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 29, 2007, 12:00:37 AM
A can of Beefaroni does its thing, and the ice dragon vanishes.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 29, 2007, 12:01:36 AM
Beefaroni is eaten up by a hungry man.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 29, 2007, 12:02:23 AM
Kid Cuisine puts this Hungry Man out of business!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 29, 2007, 12:07:19 AM
Kid Cuisine is sent back to the South Pole by Captain Crunch.
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Post by: DeadAwake on June 29, 2007, 12:19:00 AM
Captain Crunch is overruled by Commander Keen!
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Post by: Suffix on June 29, 2007, 01:28:07 AM
A Perfect Storm leaves Captain Crunch feeling soggy.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 29, 2007, 08:30:42 AM
Weathermen predict Perfect Storm does not happen.
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Post by: SushieBoy on June 29, 2007, 08:50:18 AM
Weathermen are suddenly fired before the forecast.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 29, 2007, 09:18:27 AM
Lawsuit occurs on behalf of the weathermen.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 29, 2007, 07:59:40 PM
All the lawyers in the world die in an airplane crash and no one cares because lawyers are heartless jerks.
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Post by: The Chef on June 30, 2007, 07:31:23 AM
Phoenix Wright objects that statement.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on June 30, 2007, 07:36:27 AM
Phoenix Wright eaten alive by a mutant frog.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on June 30, 2007, 07:53:02 AM
Mutant frog eaten by... mutant... bat.
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Post by: booo95 on July 21, 2007, 08:36:11 PM
Mutant bat killed by being annoyed from a 21 day bump.
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Post by: Kimimaru on July 25, 2007, 11:03:15 AM
21 day bump killed by caps lock on a 7 year bump.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 21, 2007, 06:31:39 PM
It's a bumpless topic.

off topic: How did this happen!?!?!?
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 31, 2007, 05:56:47 PM
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
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Post by: Rao on August 31, 2007, 10:57:43 PM
Pichu25, do you know you just ruined the whole topic?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on August 31, 2007, 11:10:06 PM
No he didn't. We can start over, you know.

Mario
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Post by: Rao on September 01, 2007, 11:07:56 AM
Mario's hat (slips down over Mario's eyes, protruding his vision.)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 01, 2007, 11:17:08 AM
Super gives Mario X-Ray vision.
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Post by: Kimimaru on September 02, 2007, 07:14:44 PM
Mario's X-ray vision is beaten by a boo that turned invisible.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on September 02, 2007, 08:28:45 PM
Mario is given the power to see invisible stuff.
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Post by: Rao on September 03, 2007, 03:04:52 PM
Bowser eats Mario.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 03, 2007, 03:43:03 PM
Peach eats Bowser.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on September 03, 2007, 07:50:10 PM
Atomic bombing roaches.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on September 06, 2007, 04:46:17 PM
..................
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Post by: yuui14 on November 08, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
Black hole
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 09, 2007, 12:18:07 AM
Black hole is closed up by....uh....God (I can't think of anything else that could beat a black hole).
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 09, 2007, 03:25:00 AM
God decides he wants to open the black hole again, and does so.
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Post by: yuui14 on November 09, 2007, 03:46:12 PM
Time(black hole disappears)
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Post by: Ambulance Y on November 11, 2007, 11:47:51 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.artinthepicture.com%2Fartists%2FSalvador_Dali%2Fpersistence.jpeg&hash=58c58639e9323367c6d51a26c73fcf1e)
Uh oh, looks like time is all drippy and stuff. Salvador Dali wins!
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Post by: dżamper on November 15, 2007, 11:05:13 AM
4 dimensions (we are back in the past!)
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Post by: kirbyman on November 17, 2007, 10:02:02 AM
O.K. Deezer feeds 4 dimensions BWEAD!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 17, 2007, 11:00:55 AM
Bwead and Deezer are told to go home and just sit there by a peanut butter sandwich.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on December 06, 2007, 05:11:04 AM
Sandwich eaten by ravenous, killer monkey.
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Post by: Rao on December 06, 2007, 12:29:52 PM
An anvil with ACME printed on it squashes the monkey.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on December 10, 2007, 10:02:46 PM
Nidoking Horn Drills the anvil. (That horn can peirce diamonds, says the Pokédex)
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Post by: Linkin800 on December 14, 2007, 04:27:55 PM
Pikachu comes and shocks Nidoking to death.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 14, 2007, 05:12:28 PM
Isn't Nidoking a ground-type? FAIL.
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Post by: Johnny_Macho on December 14, 2007, 05:14:16 PM
Pikachu explodes and reincarnates into some giant blob thing.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on December 14, 2007, 06:53:57 PM
NIDOKING used FISSURE! It's super efective! GIANT BLOB THING fainted! NIDOKING gained 6000 EXP. points. :P

[Off topic]
Isn't Nidoking a ground-type? FAIL.

Yes it is. ELEC /\/\/\/\/\/\/<^> GROU = X 0
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Post by: Linkin800 on December 14, 2007, 08:38:58 PM
Isn't Nidoking a ground-type? FAIL.

Still doesent mean he cant be shocked to death! (you can still kill ground type's with electricity. It's just harder by doing it like that)

And going back on topic.

Nidoking get's put back in his pokeball.
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Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on December 14, 2007, 09:18:06 PM
Oh, NOES! He be 2 big 2 fit in dere! Hes a bustin out! NOOOOES!!!

Oh, NO! He's too big to fit in there! He's busting out! NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by: Linkin800 on December 14, 2007, 09:44:15 PM
Master ball comes and captures him! The master ball can never be broke free from a Pokemon no madder the size.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 14, 2007, 09:45:35 PM
Master ball is crushed by a partially eaten boulder.  >:D
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Post by: Linkin800 on December 14, 2007, 09:51:30 PM
A even bigger boulder comes and crushes that boulder!
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Post by: kirbyman on December 17, 2007, 08:56:10 AM
A boulder the size of Hong Kong crushes all boulders.
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Post by: Linkin800 on December 17, 2007, 03:22:26 PM
Bomber Man comes and throws a giant bomb at it! XD
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 12, 2008, 06:18:19 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lushtshirts.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fbomb_squad.jpg&hash=575b5775d477e224fbc00bd95f650e92)
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 14, 2008, 05:54:32 AM
Bomb Squad get killed by two knife-wielding hoodies.
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Post by: DeadAwake on January 14, 2008, 07:21:21 PM
Knife-wielding hoodies die in the Irish Potato Famine.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 21, 2008, 06:05:09 AM
Mr Potato Head single-handedly cures the Famine with his instant potato seeds (just add water).
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Post by: kirbyman on February 03, 2008, 06:53:03 PM
Mr. Potato Head taken apart and destroyed.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 07, 2008, 08:03:35 AM
God resurrects Mr Potato Head.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 07, 2008, 02:57:52 PM
Now we have to start all over again.

Mario
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 07, 2008, 03:31:32 PM
Poison Mushroom kills Mario
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Post by: megamush on February 07, 2008, 07:42:36 PM
Dr. luigi gives antidote

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Post by: Linkin800 on February 08, 2008, 02:43:21 PM
Dr. Mario kills Dr. Luigi
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 08, 2008, 02:49:21 PM
Dr. Wario eats Dr. Mario.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on February 08, 2008, 03:01:04 PM
Kirby Eats Dr. Wario
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Post by: megamush on February 08, 2008, 03:50:01 PM
kirby gets heartburn
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 11, 2008, 08:54:14 AM
Antacid cures heartburn.
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Post by: megamush on February 11, 2008, 04:02:24 PM
antacid causes him to throw up for some reason
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Post by: dc804 on February 11, 2008, 04:20:54 PM
kirby sets his puke on fire
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Post by: Kuromatsu on February 11, 2008, 05:40:30 PM
Kirby gets pounded by King DeDeDe's Hammer
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Post by: megamush on February 11, 2008, 06:02:40 PM
hammer explodes
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Post by: Kuromatsu on February 11, 2008, 06:03:31 PM
Explosion soon turns into dust and debris
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dc804 on February 16, 2008, 10:53:14 AM
Dust kills debris
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Post by: megamush on February 16, 2008, 11:08:39 AM
dust gets sucked up by wario's inhale attack

(from Wario World)
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Post by: dc804 on February 16, 2008, 11:14:16 AM
Wario gets hit by lightning
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Post by: The Chef on February 16, 2008, 02:18:44 PM
Lightning is beaten by Rock according the rules of Pokemon.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 16, 2008, 02:30:31 PM
Rock is beaten by Water according to the rules of Pokemon.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 16, 2008, 08:06:31 PM
Water is beaten by Lightning according to the rules of Pokémon
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 16, 2008, 09:03:18 PM
Lightning hits lightning rod and dies out.
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Post by: megamush on February 16, 2008, 09:29:44 PM
lightning rod snaps
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 16, 2008, 10:15:40 PM
Snapping sound wave shorts out.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Shyguy92 on February 18, 2008, 04:36:22 PM
Paper defeats your physics.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 22, 2008, 06:19:52 AM
Paper gets shoved in a Molotov Cocktail and gets set on fire.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: kirbyman on February 22, 2008, 06:39:25 AM
Molotov Cocktail explodes.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 22, 2008, 02:59:47 PM
Explosion is stopped when the IRS forces him to hand over a lot of money.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: megamush on February 22, 2008, 03:39:25 PM
plague kills IRS
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Post by: Masher101 on February 23, 2008, 11:09:16 PM
Toothpaste kills 99.99 percent of plague.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: cosmic_c on February 24, 2008, 12:53:00 AM
monkey waste toothpaste
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 29, 2008, 05:33:53 AM
Monkey drowned by tidal wave.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 29, 2008, 09:04:33 AM
Tidal Wave drained by global warming.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 29, 2008, 02:52:56 PM
Global Warming is ignored by George W. Bush.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: megamush on February 29, 2008, 03:49:08 PM
George W. Bush gets fired
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 29, 2008, 03:52:40 PM
Congress says they must vote before they can fire him.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: megamush on February 29, 2008, 03:54:07 PM
Congress says they must vote before they can fire him.
they vote... YES!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 29, 2008, 04:28:06 PM
(No need to quote)

Only the Democrats vote "yes" and the Republicans vote "no", so he gets to stay.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: tehxboxdudezor on March 01, 2008, 11:37:21 AM
chuck norris beats up the republicans.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 01, 2008, 11:48:02 AM
But because Chuck Norris is a Republican himself, nothing happens.
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Post by: Linkin800 on March 01, 2008, 05:57:26 PM
But then somthing does happen!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 01, 2008, 06:58:00 PM
Then something went to the store and was eaten by a monkey!
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 01, 2008, 08:18:46 PM
The monkey was defeated by Chimchar using the flaming poop attack.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 01, 2008, 08:20:23 PM
Chimchar dies of natural causes.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on March 03, 2008, 05:47:24 AM
God brings Chimchar back to life as Turtwig
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 03, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Well, now we have to start over.

Mario
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: megamush on March 03, 2008, 09:49:14 AM
Mario gets killed by Luigi's Negative Zone.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 03, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Luigi's Negative Zone wears off and Luigi gets crushed by the Landmaster Tank.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 03, 2008, 09:56:01 AM
Landmaster Tank is eaten by Kirby after he uses his Cook Kirby move.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dc804 on March 07, 2008, 08:06:35 PM
rock falls on kirby and squishes him
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 07, 2008, 08:14:04 PM
The rock is eaten by a bear.
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Post by: dc804 on March 07, 2008, 08:15:31 PM
A even bigger rock falls on the bear
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 07, 2008, 08:39:34 PM
The bigger rock is eaten by an even bigger bear.
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Post by: megamush on March 07, 2008, 08:50:52 PM
the bbear is eaten by Giga Bowser
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 07, 2008, 09:18:27 PM
Giga Bowser is crushed to death by Wario's fat butt.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dc804 on March 07, 2008, 11:15:59 PM
Paper covers Wario
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 07, 2008, 11:30:02 PM
Fire burns paper to a crisp.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dc804 on March 07, 2008, 11:46:36 PM
Mario controls fire from his fire power from a fire flower
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 07, 2008, 11:54:30 PM
Mario is killed by a koopa troopa.
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Post by: dżamper on March 08, 2008, 07:08:41 AM
Koopa Troopa is kill'd by Hammer from Hammer Bro.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 08, 2008, 12:16:22 PM
Hammer Bro is killed by Luigi by hitting the bottom of a block.
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Post by: megamush on March 08, 2008, 12:18:57 PM
there is an enemy hiding on the block
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Post by: Luigalaxy on March 08, 2008, 01:01:19 PM
Enemy gets killed by Pac-Man
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Post by: megamush on March 08, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
Pac-Man exploded from eating to many Pac-Dots
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Post by: dc804 on March 08, 2008, 01:46:55 PM
pac dots are full of dynamite, and a magnifying glass hovers over the pac dots burning them, thus...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 08, 2008, 03:15:23 PM
Sonic destroys the magnifying glass and dynamite with a spin dash.
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Post by: megamush on March 08, 2008, 05:59:36 PM
Spin Dash gets cancelled by Mario's Finale
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 08, 2008, 06:22:13 PM
Mario's finale is cancelled by Fox's blaster.
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Post by: megamush on March 08, 2008, 06:35:30 PM
Fox's blaster gets overloaded and explodes
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Post by: dc804 on March 08, 2008, 06:55:20 PM
fat kirby falls on explosion
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 08, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
Fat Kirby dies from gets sick from Diabetes.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 08, 2008, 10:00:25 PM
Diabetes is cured...somehow.
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Post by: megamush on March 08, 2008, 10:01:13 PM
the cure fails (it causes cancer)
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Post by: dc804 on March 08, 2008, 10:02:11 PM
cancer is cured
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 08, 2008, 10:03:38 PM
Isn't cancer a virus and cannot be cured?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 08, 2008, 10:08:41 PM
Cancer is neither a virus nor bacteria. It's when your cells go out of control and eat away at the rest of you.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 09, 2008, 11:02:07 AM
Cancer enters a paradox where it inexists within itself.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 09, 2008, 12:51:52 PM
The paradox is destroyed when Anti-Paradoxman destroys it.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 09, 2008, 02:23:54 PM
Anti-Paradoxman gets cancer becuase he destroyed the paradox.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 09, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
Cancer gets blasted by radiation.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 14, 2008, 07:18:39 AM
Radiation gets blocked by a 20km wall of lead.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2008, 09:07:11 AM
Immature children start to touch the wall, put their hands in their mouth, and get lead poisoning.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 14, 2008, 01:40:36 PM
Immature children are killed by a mutant Yoshi.
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Post by: Toad on March 14, 2008, 03:06:30 PM
Cancer gets blasted by radiation.

I wanted to say something about Weird Al destroying the Cancer, but I've somehow forgotten the words to that song..

Mutant Yoshi goes insane from too many whacks on the head from Mario.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 15, 2008, 08:22:28 AM
Mutant Yoshi is cured by a doctor and continues his evil rampage.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: kirbyman on March 17, 2008, 05:19:24 PM
To many cures!

Evil rampage is cured by Marie Curies cure. CURED!
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 17, 2008, 08:27:51 PM
White Mage uses CURAGA on cure, thus curing Marie Curies cure.

...Wait, What?
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 17, 2008, 08:29:46 PM
White Mage is killed by Gandalf the white.
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Post by: kirbyman on March 18, 2008, 10:05:48 AM
Black Mage kills White Mage.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 18, 2008, 11:05:02 AM
Black Mage is Killed by the Black Knight.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 18, 2008, 01:15:24 PM
Black Mage kills White Mage.

Dude, you're supposed to kill Gandalf the White.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 18, 2008, 03:56:45 PM
White Mage, Black Mage, and Gandalf are DEAD. The Black Knight still remains.
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Post by: dc804 on March 20, 2008, 04:47:38 PM
giant rock falls on black knight
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 20, 2008, 05:05:54 PM
(Oh no, not this again)

Giant rock is eaten by a giant bear who has been eaten by another giant bear.
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Post by: Kuromatsu on March 20, 2008, 05:10:54 PM
Giant Bear drinks a bottle of Budweiser, thus becoming intoxicated.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on March 23, 2008, 08:58:40 AM
Giant Bear goes to sleep and wakes up with nothing but a slight hangover.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 24, 2008, 01:15:28 AM
Giant Bear is caught in Giant Bear Trap. Whether it is a trap for giant bears or a bear trap that happens to be giant is purely up to you.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigalaxy on March 24, 2008, 05:29:02 AM
Yoshi uses his Final Smash and kills the bear. He said "it was coming right for me!"
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 24, 2008, 09:46:23 AM
King Dedede uses his final smash, "Waddle Dee army", to defeat Yoshi.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on March 24, 2008, 10:01:41 AM
Wario comes out of no where and farts but then he gets killed by a rock.
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Post by: megamush on March 24, 2008, 08:21:34 PM
rock explodes (someone placed dynamite inside)
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Post by: kirbyman on April 14, 2008, 07:46:59 PM
Rock covers explosion.
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Post by: jmdblazer on April 22, 2008, 05:25:53 PM
golden hammer destroys rock
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Post by: dc804 on April 27, 2008, 11:37:25 AM
Anvil falls of hammer
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Post by: Keiji Dragon on April 29, 2008, 03:27:37 PM
Rock, Paper, Scissors gets gunned by a Gun.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 12, 2009, 02:25:30 PM
Rust degrades quality of gun
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 12, 2009, 04:05:33 PM
Time warp prevents rust from occurring.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on January 12, 2009, 04:18:52 PM
Rain falls on time warp causing it to rust. (PARADOX.)
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 12, 2009, 04:43:19 PM
Paradox cancels out Luigalaxy's post.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on January 12, 2009, 04:55:09 PM
Mario enters for no apparent reason.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 12, 2009, 06:45:11 PM
And then he falls through a trap-door.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 12, 2009, 07:45:20 PM
But he is able to grab onto an outcropping just in time!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 13, 2009, 04:57:52 PM
But he loses his grip due to his hands being covered in pasta sauce.
Title: This isn't the Mario Story
Post by: jmdblazer on January 13, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
Mario beats pasta sauce.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 13, 2009, 08:03:55 PM
Diddy jumps on Mario's face and smacks him.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 13, 2009, 08:08:13 PM
Diddy goes to the store later to restock on flea powder, but they are sold out, so flea beats Diddy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 13, 2009, 09:09:29 PM
Fleas attack Wario next, but are knocked unconscious after landing on his stinky butt.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 14, 2009, 03:15:31 PM
Rubber boots kick Wario's butt.  Literally and in the sense of the game.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 14, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
Rubber boots get tossed into a volcano by Waluigi.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 14, 2009, 05:21:50 PM
Waluigi gets tossed into the volcano by Wario.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 14, 2009, 05:34:30 PM
Volcano gets tossed into the sun by Superman.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 14, 2009, 05:51:53 PM
Superman gets tossed into a black hole. (Will he sur-vive?!)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 14, 2009, 06:03:41 PM
Black hole is tossed into a bigger black hole.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 14, 2009, 06:04:44 PM
Bigger black hole is magicked away by Rosalina.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Luigalaxy on January 15, 2009, 06:27:08 PM
Rosalina is tossed into the dark depths of space by Bowser.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 15, 2009, 10:37:34 PM
Bowser is tossed into a bomb by Mario.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 16, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
Mario gets shot by Han Solo.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 16, 2009, 06:24:12 PM
Obvious joke is preemptively shot by Pat Sajak.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 16, 2009, 06:30:40 PM
Pat Sajak is eaten by Kirby.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 17, 2009, 02:08:48 AM
Kirby gets eaten by King Dedede.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 17, 2009, 02:17:11 AM
King Dedede gets eaten by Kirby from the inside.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 17, 2009, 02:30:31 AM
Pac-Man eats Kirby.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 17, 2009, 03:11:50 PM
Pac Man killed by the Black Knight
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 17, 2009, 04:59:23 PM
Black Knight hacked to pieces by King Arthur.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 17, 2009, 05:57:05 PM
King Arthur dies of old age forty years later.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 17, 2009, 06:14:25 PM
Old age is conquered by hobo who magically never ages.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 19, 2009, 06:47:20 AM
Hobo gets arrested by a policeman for mugging an old lady.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 19, 2009, 05:06:08 PM
Policeman is mugged by afore-mentioned old lady.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 19, 2009, 05:31:54 PM
Old lady is stabbed by the extraneous hyphen Turtlekid added to aforementioned.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 19, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
Hyphen is eaten by the aforementioned hobo.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 19, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
Hobo is killed by food-poisoning.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 19, 2009, 06:37:58 PM
Food-poisoning is obsoleted by diligent attention to modern food preparation standards.
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Post by: Jman on January 19, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
Diligent attention to modern food preparation standards is thwarted by a late night.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 19, 2009, 10:42:52 PM
Late night is thwarted by an early morning.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 19, 2009, 10:47:17 PM
Early morning is thwarted by a beaver who builds a dam around the sun.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 19, 2009, 10:58:05 PM
The beavers dam gets torched by the suns harsh sunlight.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 19, 2009, 10:59:37 PM
The beaver was smart enough to make the dam out of sun-resistant metal (so it did not burn).
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 20, 2009, 03:12:12 AM
Beaver killed by a fallen tree.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 20, 2009, 07:33:56 AM
Tree is burned to atoms by flamethrower.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2009, 12:33:13 PM
Flamethrower is destroyed by a huge rock.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 20, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
Rock is mined by RuneScape macroer with 99 mining.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 20, 2009, 02:18:51 PM
RuneScape macroer mining guy is baffled by fish (doesn't know how to mine for them).
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2009, 04:12:45 PM
Fish is slammed into a wall by an extremely angry bear in need of anger management.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 20, 2009, 04:38:38 PM
Shark that is in bear's arms suddenly rebels against the natural order and bites the bear's arms off.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2009, 04:55:46 PM
Bear sprays shark in the eyes with spewing blood, blinding him instantly.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 21, 2009, 04:18:50 AM
Bear shot by Sarah Palin.
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Post by: jmdblazer on January 21, 2009, 05:36:52 PM
Sarah Palin shot by Dick Cheney.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 05:46:38 PM
Dick Cheney has another heart attack.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 21, 2009, 08:59:13 PM
Dick Cheney's heart caves in on itself. (um... where do we go now?)
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 21, 2009, 11:03:18 PM
Meanwhile...DK tosses Bowser Jr. off a cliff.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 11:18:38 PM
HOORAY! I mean...DK and Dick Cheney's caved in heart are defeated by...CYBORG BEAVER V 2.0!
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 21, 2009, 11:26:44 PM
CYBORG BEAVER V 2.0 is conquered by ROBO KONG 4000.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 11:29:05 PM
ROBO KONG 4000 is defeated (surprisingly) by a mutant horned frog, who opted not to capitalize his name.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 21, 2009, 11:34:51 PM
Mutant horned frog is eaten by a steel crocodile.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 11:36:00 PM
Steel crocodile is beaten by a human.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 21, 2009, 11:41:13 PM
Human is beaten by an alien with a bad temper.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 11:47:40 PM
The alien is put through anger management with the angry bear in need of anger management.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 22, 2009, 03:38:30 AM
The anger management programme is shut down by the Supreme Court.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 22, 2009, 10:57:40 AM
FDR adds twenty more justices to the Supreme Court, effectively nullifying any of their decisions that he didn't like, including their anti-anger-management stance.
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Post by: Rao on January 22, 2009, 11:07:57 AM
Cerebral hemorrhage nullifies FDR. (What? That's what happened to him...)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2009, 11:14:59 AM
Cerebral hemorrhage is fixed by Medic from Team Fortress 2.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 22, 2009, 11:27:04 AM
Vince slapchops the Medic into submission.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2009, 11:28:44 AM
Vince is sent into the pit by the Book of Koridai.
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Post by: Rao on January 22, 2009, 04:25:20 PM
A really bad principal burns the Book of Koridai because he believes it contains inappropriate content.
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Post by: The Chef on January 22, 2009, 04:26:22 PM
The really bad principal gets kicked off his position by the PTA.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 22, 2009, 04:48:17 PM
The PTA is protested by PeTA, who throws soy-flavored pita bread at them, led by a guy named Peter.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2009, 06:29:20 PM
(My brother's name is Peter btw)

PeTA Peter is eaten by a deranged fat guy.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 22, 2009, 07:14:25 PM
Deranged fat guy eats himself (ZOMG INFINITE LOOP)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2009, 07:17:12 PM
Deranged skinny guy tells deranged fat guy that he has a lot to live for (like not getting caught by the cops) and doesn't need to commit suicide/eat himself.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 22, 2009, 07:21:49 PM
Fully-ranged guy of average build hits deranged skinny guy with a tire iron because he feels like it.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on January 22, 2009, 07:45:13 PM
Deranged skinny guy freaks out on fully-ranged guy of average build after he wakes up.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2009, 08:14:43 PM
Skinny guy is eaten by fat guy after fat guy gets hungry watching the two men of varying builds fight.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 23, 2009, 03:00:46 AM
Fat guy dies after eating a dodgy kebab from his local fast food outlet.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 09:19:12 AM
Dodgy kebab is taken out of the dead fat guy and eaten by a man who likes to eat disgusting foods.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 23, 2009, 05:26:15 PM
Man who eats disgusting foods accidentally turns his TV to the Food Network, which kills him with all its appetizing displays of food.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 05:37:00 PM
Food Network is canceled by big executive guy.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 23, 2009, 05:46:42 PM
Big Executive Guy is rebelled against by rebellious young youths who like to rebel.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 05:50:18 PM
Rebellious kids are given a really long lecture by an old grandpa who lost both legs in WWII.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 23, 2009, 07:17:04 PM
Legless grandpa had one weakness:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.ytmnd.com%2Fcontent%2Fd%2F0%2F0%2Fd00efa6025d3cbba069bfcec7e092373.jpg&hash=1fba5e087fbe10aef96d2a3d51ff1091)

(he has prosthetic legs, but they don't work. also he's bald. and is professor x.)
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Post by: Glorb on January 23, 2009, 08:31:11 PM
Professor X invents gravity since the first time Glorb actually looks at this topic, he finds the best post ever.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 27, 2009, 02:50:43 PM
Bugs Bunny defies gravity by walking from the top of one skyscraper to the next.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 27, 2009, 03:52:24 PM
Bugs Bunny is finally shot by Elmer Fudd.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 28, 2009, 04:15:30 AM
Elmer Fudd is chastized by an english teacher for saying 'wabbit' instead of 'rabbit'.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 28, 2009, 10:18:36 AM
English teacher is sued by the ACLU for insensitivity to speed impechiments.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 28, 2009, 11:22:40 AM
ACLU is destroyed by Bill O'Reilly, who hated the ACLU for being, in his own words, "a bunch of left wing loons."
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Post by: Luigalaxy on January 28, 2009, 11:49:06 AM
The government sues Bill O'Reilly for being a rebellious old punk.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 28, 2009, 12:24:24 PM
Government is usurped by a rebellious group who wants anarchy.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 28, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
Anarchic group realizes the self-contradiction of their existence, and, being highly logical beings, self-destruct.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 28, 2009, 02:09:21 PM
Um... I guess that hit a dead end...

How about:

Shadow beats Sonic.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 28, 2009, 02:09:31 PM
Satan resurrects the anarchists as zombies without any logic whatsoever, thus they can't self-destruct.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 28, 2009, 04:41:31 PM
Shadow shoots Satan.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 28, 2009, 04:45:20 PM
Shadow is arrested and incarcerated for shooting a man named Satan instead of Lucifer himself.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 28, 2009, 06:34:20 PM
Sly Cooper outwits the authorities.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 28, 2009, 06:46:52 PM
Sly Cooper is finally caught by Inspector Gadget.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 28, 2009, 07:09:03 PM
Inspector Gadget is confiscated by Hans Blix.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 29, 2009, 12:16:39 AM
Hans Blix is dematerialized by Peter Venkman and his proton pack.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 30, 2009, 04:05:38 AM
Peter Venkman gets killed by Culex's Dark Star attack.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 30, 2009, 07:35:13 AM
Culex is eaten by Kirby, who also has the power to consume stuff.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 31, 2009, 12:25:44 AM
Kirby is consumed by a black hole.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 31, 2009, 12:54:23 AM
Black hole is disavowed by eager Large Hadron Collider scientists.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on January 31, 2009, 05:45:50 PM
LHC scientists killed by Rick Astley.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 31, 2009, 06:58:48 PM
Rick Rick Rolls himself and dies.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 07, 2009, 05:31:29 PM
Paula from Earthbound revives Rick Astley using a Cup of Lifenoodles, whilst Jeff deletes all the Rick Roll videos off the internet.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 07, 2009, 09:12:14 PM
Jeff and Paula are brutally ignored by Nintendo.
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Post by: dc804 on February 07, 2009, 09:19:46 PM
Avada Kedavra kills Nintendo.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 08, 2009, 01:28:14 PM
Love triumphs over Avada Kedavra.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 08, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
She says "Oh, sorry, I'm going with my boyfriend. I thought you knew."
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 08, 2009, 06:26:53 PM
She is crushed to death by an anvil.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 08, 2009, 07:33:12 PM
Anvil has a piano dropped on it.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 08, 2009, 07:51:54 PM
Piano has a boat dropped on it.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 08, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
Boat is obliterated by Moby Dick.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 08, 2009, 08:31:03 PM
Moby Dick is speared by Captain Ahab.
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Post by: WarpRattler on February 08, 2009, 08:39:53 PM
Captain Ahab is killed by Moby Dick.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 08, 2009, 08:48:27 PM
Paradox is dissipated by Marty McFly.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 08, 2009, 09:14:17 PM
There is no paradox because that's what happens in the book. Ahab spears Mobey Dick and then Mobey Dick drags him underwater.
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Post by: Rao on February 08, 2009, 09:32:11 PM
Time travel changes history so that Marty McFly was never born.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 09, 2009, 03:20:51 AM
The Doctor fixes the time paradox, with help from Billie Piper.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 09, 2009, 06:00:55 AM
The Doctor and Billie Piper are pecked to death by a flock of ravens.
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Post by: Rao on February 09, 2009, 11:08:07 AM
The ravens are sucked up by Luigi and his Poltergust 3000.
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Post by: dc804 on February 09, 2009, 01:52:24 PM
Luigi is Rick Rolled.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 09, 2009, 02:37:21 PM
All Rick Roll videos are destroyed by Mephiles the Dark.
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Post by: The Chef on February 09, 2009, 09:04:17 PM
Mephiles the Dark is kicked out of existance by Sonic fans with some actual taste.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 09, 2009, 09:15:44 PM
Sonic fans are hit by a magic ray that makes them stop being so annoyingly elitist.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 10, 2009, 03:03:09 AM
The magic ray machine runs out of power halfway through, due to Shadow the hedgehog unplugging it.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 10, 2009, 11:44:56 AM
Shadow the Hedgehog is sent to the netherworld by the King of Video Games for starring in such a crappy game.
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Post by: Rao on February 10, 2009, 11:49:49 AM
The King of Video Game is destroyed by the Burger King. Wake up with the King.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 10, 2009, 11:59:32 AM
Burger King is shot by an annoyed guy from Detroit.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 10, 2009, 12:03:33 PM
Detroit guy is arrested by Barney the fat police cop.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 10, 2009, 12:05:27 PM
("police cop"?)

Barney is eaten by Blart.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 10, 2009, 12:26:59 PM
("police cop"?)

Well, that's what they're called in my town.

Blart is torn to pieces by the boogieman.
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Post by: Rao on February 10, 2009, 12:33:15 PM
The boogieman is overcome by the Hurdy Gurdy Man's love power.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 10, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
(as opposed to "fireman cops"?)

Love is defeated by apathy.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 10, 2009, 01:33:45 PM
Apathy is overcome when a random fat guy who lives in his parent's basement decides to get off his butt and make a difference in the world today.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 10, 2009, 02:53:04 PM
The fat guy is distracted by a fudge brownie.
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Post by: Rao on February 10, 2009, 03:01:05 PM
The fudge brownie is eaten by a passing platypus.
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Post by: dc804 on February 10, 2009, 04:38:34 PM
Sarah Palin legalizes 365 day platypus hunting season.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 10, 2009, 04:40:27 PM
Palin is eternally mortified by photoshop junkies.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 10, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
Photoshop junkies realize how meaningless their life has become.
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Post by: dc804 on February 10, 2009, 07:14:44 PM
A new version of photoshop comes out turning photoshop junkies back into their old selves.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 10, 2009, 07:22:27 PM
New version of Photoshop is accidentally erased by a cat stepping on the keyboard.
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Post by: dc804 on February 10, 2009, 07:28:26 PM
Cat scared to death by the doorbell.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 10, 2009, 08:30:30 PM
Doorbell mercilessly pushed to death by girl scouts.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 10, 2009, 08:31:54 PM
Girl scouts mercilessly pushed to death by Chester the Cheetah.
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Post by: dc804 on February 10, 2009, 08:33:08 PM
Chuck Norris walks into the scene (the game ends here)
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 10, 2009, 08:35:58 PM
Chuck Norris mercilessly pushed to death by Vince Offer.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 11, 2009, 04:47:32 AM
Vince Offer dies when he sees the amount of "Let's count to (insert random thing here) FOR REAL" threads on this board.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 19, 2009, 11:07:20 PM
Boeing 737 jet flies in and crushes the computer (and thus the threads) Vince was looking at with one of it's wheels.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on February 21, 2009, 04:21:32 PM
Boeing 737 gets blown up by a falling asteroid.
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Post by: nensondubois on February 24, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
Falling asteroid nears toward Earth.
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Post by: Rao on March 04, 2009, 11:03:16 PM
Earth is destroyed by the falling asteroid. (????)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 04, 2009, 11:48:23 PM
I think nen was a little confused.

Earth is rebuilt by a robot.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 05, 2009, 03:30:44 AM
Robot gets crushed by an elephant.
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Post by: Silver Metaknight on March 05, 2009, 03:04:06 PM
Elephant gets crushed by whale
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Post by: The Chef on March 05, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
Whale gets harpooned by Captain Ahab.
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Post by: Silver Metaknight on March 05, 2009, 06:11:27 PM
Elmo annoys Captain Ahab to death.
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Post by: Glorb on March 05, 2009, 06:15:22 PM
Glorb makes the 3000th reply in a thread he's never posted in before.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 05, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
(How does that defeat Elmo?)

Elmo is stabbed to death by a pirate.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on March 05, 2009, 07:22:56 PM
Pirate is sent to jail for murder.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 06, 2009, 03:15:22 AM
Murder charge relating to Elmo's death deemed 'Justifiable Homicide' by the Supreme Court (who orders the release of the pirate).
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 06, 2009, 08:06:53 AM
The Supreme Court is abolished by Obama I mean, Socialism I mean, A GIANT METEOR!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 06, 2009, 09:26:59 AM
Giant meteor is smashed to pieces by Obama I mean, Socialism I mean, A GIANT FIST!
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Post by: dc804 on March 06, 2009, 02:47:28 PM
GIANT FIST dies of GIANT FISH!
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Post by: Rao on March 06, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
GIANT FISH is eaten by the King of All Cosmos!!!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 06, 2009, 05:30:07 PM
King of All Cosmos is poisoned by his maidservant.
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Post by: dc804 on March 09, 2009, 03:51:19 PM
Maidservent is captured by The Lord of the Nazgûl and thrown into the dungeons of Barad-dûr.
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Post by: Silver Metaknight on March 09, 2009, 03:56:17 PM
The Lord of the Nazgul gets strangled by Waluigi.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 09, 2009, 04:06:03 PM
Waluigi gets blown away by the wind.
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Post by: dc804 on March 09, 2009, 04:16:44 PM
Wind starts wearing girl's underwear.
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Post by: Rao on March 09, 2009, 05:20:40 PM
Girl's undies get burned by a group anti-underwear-people. (?!)
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 10, 2009, 02:53:44 AM
Anti-underwear people get eaten by cannibals.
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Post by: Toad on March 11, 2009, 06:22:53 PM
cannibals eat cannibals
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Post by: dc804 on March 11, 2009, 06:54:58 PM
Cannibals fall into The Cracks of Doom.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 12, 2009, 03:19:30 AM
The Cracks of Doom get sealed by Superman
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Post by: Rao on March 12, 2009, 10:42:10 AM
Superman is weakened by Kryptonite.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 12, 2009, 01:18:44 PM
Kryptonite is destroyed by Batman.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 13, 2009, 03:45:18 AM
Batman gets killed off by the writers of DC comics.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2009, 08:09:35 AM
Writers stop writing due to writer's strike.
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Post by: Rao on March 13, 2009, 09:14:46 AM
Writers stop striking because of the recession.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 13, 2009, 01:43:10 PM
Recession ends because we put money back into the economy by taking money out of the economy and then putting it back in after taxing it. Unicorns come back to life, too.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 13, 2009, 02:24:00 PM
Government spending is eliminated by Chuck Norris, the only force in the universe that could possibly subdue it.

Thanks for the new sig, CrossEyed.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2009, 02:25:52 PM
Captain Falcon calls Chuck Norris a dirty name, Chuck gets ****ed, the two go at it and Captain Falcon kills Chuck after a Falcon Punch.

Oh yeah, and the fight lasts roughly 1,000,000,000,000 years.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 13, 2009, 02:29:31 PM
Trillion-year-old-Tingle takes over their jobs.

I got it from here (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/lolbama-part-9/). Is there any way to make links not shine through spoiler tags?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2009, 02:34:20 PM
Tingle gets in a boxing match with Donkey Kong and loses badly.
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Post by: dc804 on March 13, 2009, 03:15:06 PM
Donkey Kong is crushed with a giant barrel.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2009, 03:25:15 PM
Giant Barrel is smashed by...none other than Mario.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 13, 2009, 03:54:54 PM
Mario is finally roasted to a well-done crisp by Bowser.
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Post by: dc804 on March 13, 2009, 03:59:49 PM
100000000 experience points to Bowser.

Bowser evolves into Chuck Norris.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2009, 04:59:47 PM
How does that defeat Bowser? Some of you guys really need to pay attention to what topic you're posting in.

Bowser is tossed into a bomb by Wario.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 13, 2009, 05:20:52 PM
Wario dies smelling his own gas.
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Post by: dc804 on March 14, 2009, 12:12:56 AM
Gas ignites by fire.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 14, 2009, 06:14:22 AM
Fire is quenched by Mudkipz' water gun.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 14, 2009, 01:27:54 PM
Viking warrior uses his axe to block the water gun.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 14, 2009, 01:57:37 PM
Viking warrior's axe (and Viking warrior) is destroyed by Metal Sonic.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 14, 2009, 05:52:37 PM
Metal Sonic is immersed in salt water (until he rusts), by Captain Planet.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 14, 2009, 06:11:15 PM
Captain Planet is brutally and easily destroyed by a wild Bidoof.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 14, 2009, 08:46:20 PM
Bidoof is killed by Zombie Viking!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 15, 2009, 03:17:40 PM
Zombie Viking is killed by Captain Falcon (wielding a baseball bat).
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 15, 2009, 03:23:04 PM
Captain Falcon is killed by his own Falcon Pawnch because he didn't use it to kill Zombie Viking!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 15, 2009, 03:28:23 PM
Captain Falcon kills Death in the afterlife, and is thus revuved.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 15, 2009, 03:30:54 PM
Um... okay, reboot, I guess.

Captain Falcon is thrown into the Null Void by Ben 10.
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Post by: dc804 on March 15, 2009, 03:44:59 PM
Ben 10 tries dividing by zero and is sucked into a black hole.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 15, 2009, 05:43:31 PM
Black hole is closed up by King Harkinian's "MAH BOI" powers.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 16, 2009, 02:52:13 AM
King harkinian is mortally wounded by a moblin.
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Post by: Rao on March 16, 2009, 10:33:50 AM
The moblin gets MOBBED BY A GRUE!!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 26, 2009, 03:13:31 AM
The GRUE is destroyed by Lord You-know-who.
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Post by: dc804 on March 27, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
Lord You-know-who falls off a cliff.
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Post by: Kimimaru on March 27, 2009, 10:01:23 PM
The U.S. sent a nuclear missle to Russia, but miscalculated the landing spot, causing it to land on the cliff and destroy it.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 27, 2009, 11:17:00 PM
Nuke is sucked into the portal from South Park's "Project Imagination Doorway."
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Post by: Rao on March 28, 2009, 12:39:53 AM
South Park gets canceled.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 28, 2009, 05:55:03 AM
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY SOUTH PARK

The cancelers are hit by the missile that came out the other end of the portal.
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Post by: WarpRattler on March 28, 2009, 08:48:18 AM
South Park remains canceled forever, because the cancelers were the people that ran the network.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 28, 2009, 09:41:31 AM
Some nerd who lives in his mother's basement revives South Park to make some quick cash.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 28, 2009, 11:14:28 AM
The nerd is kicked out by his mother and starves to death on the streets.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 28, 2009, 11:21:51 AM
Streets get potholes.
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Post by: nensondubois on March 28, 2009, 01:49:14 PM
Potholes fixed with boards and nails.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 28, 2009, 03:10:38 PM
Nails puncture tires.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 28, 2009, 03:58:38 PM
Nails bent by crowbar.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 28, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
Crowbar snapped in half by a circus strongman.
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Post by: dc804 on March 28, 2009, 06:09:43 PM
Circus strongman divides by zero and explodes.
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Post by: nensondubois on March 28, 2009, 08:49:00 PM
Explosion destroys nearby villages.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 28, 2009, 09:14:52 PM
Underprivileged villagers team together in an inspiring show of camaraderie and rebuild the world.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 30, 2009, 09:34:16 AM
Villagers return to real life and kill each other.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 30, 2009, 11:11:00 AM
Real life is driven away by Second Life.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 30, 2009, 12:55:33 PM
Second Life is lost by Mario when Bowser kills him.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on March 30, 2009, 01:52:22 PM
Bowser tossed into a bomb by Wario...again.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on March 30, 2009, 03:24:11 PM
Wario dies as a result of eating some poisoned garlic, which was given to him by Waluigi.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 30, 2009, 08:33:16 PM
Poisoned garlic is nonetheless destroyed by Wario's stomach acids.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 31, 2009, 10:23:39 PM
Wario's stomach acids meet their match when they are unable to digest a...

ROCK.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 31, 2009, 10:46:11 PM
Rock sells out to the label.
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Post by: Rao on April 01, 2009, 09:21:37 AM
The label is peeled off by a three-year-old.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 01, 2009, 10:07:10 AM
Three-year-old becomes the subject of a dead baby joke.
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Post by: dc804 on April 01, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
Sickipedans tell so many dead baby jokes it isn't funny anymore.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 01, 2009, 12:57:51 PM
Sickipedans are out-unfunnied by 4Chan memes.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 01, 2009, 02:28:06 PM
4-chan memes are destroyed by CD-I Ganon and Robotnik, who are memes themselves.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 01, 2009, 03:44:40 PM
Goofy destroys the paradox.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 01, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Goofy gets beaten up by Donald Duck.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 01, 2009, 06:36:28 PM
Donald's bill gets ripped out by Scrooge McDuck.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 02, 2009, 05:17:02 PM
Scrooge McDuck is robbed of all his money by greedy bankers.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 02, 2009, 05:38:27 PM
Greedy bankers are turned into kidney pie by crazed British protestors.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 03, 2009, 09:18:46 AM
An army of Agent Smith clones puts down the crazed British protestors.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 03, 2009, 10:05:31 AM
Agent Smith is killed by Obama, who somehow turned himself into Neo.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 03, 2009, 01:26:30 PM
Angry minority groups' complaints that he turned into a white guy cause Obama's approval ratings fall to zero.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 03, 2009, 01:44:30 PM
Turtlekid's post takes CrossEyed a while to read because he was reading 'cause' as 'because.'
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 09, 2009, 04:17:31 PM
Sqrt2 Falcon Punches CrossEyed across cyberspace for not strictly adhering to the rules of the game.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 09, 2009, 04:35:23 PM
Captain Falcon FALCON PUNCHES Sqrt2 for stealing his move.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 09, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
Kirby sucks Captain Falcon up, steals his powers and FALCON PUNCHES him to nihility!
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 09, 2009, 07:28:40 PM
Kirby is defeated by Meta Knight in a rather close 45-55 matchup.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 10, 2009, 02:35:05 PM
Meta Knight watches the Kirby anime and commits suicide over 4Kids's decision to give him a spanish accent.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 10, 2009, 02:46:04 PM
4kids is destroyed by Dr. Robotnik's nuclear missiles.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 10, 2009, 03:16:54 PM
Robotnik is thwarted by Sonic Shadow.

Are you referencing what I think you are, PL?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 10, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Shadow is thwarted by Sonic.

Maybe. ;)
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Post by: Goomba-koopa hybrid on April 10, 2009, 03:54:01 PM
Sonic is run over by the calafornian raisans.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 10, 2009, 04:39:28 PM
Raisans are deleted by the spelling and grammar police.
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Post by: Rao on April 10, 2009, 04:44:07 PM
teh speeling an grammer plice r drove crazzi by teribl speelin and rrammer
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 10, 2009, 07:24:42 PM
Thre tftredrrfivbledf fspdeellrfgjfndg dsaandfnhgrf grfaemrarj  isafd fkrifkselreldf bytfrnjed by Mary Poppins.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 10, 2009, 07:48:20 PM
Mary Poppins is sucked into a Boeing 747's engine.
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Post by: hydrakiller4000 on April 10, 2009, 09:59:34 PM
The Boeing 747 engine gets destroyed by one of Wart's poison bubbles.
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Post by: Goomba-koopa hybrid on April 11, 2009, 09:50:09 AM
Wart gets erased in pictochat.
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Post by: jdaster64 on April 11, 2009, 10:13:09 AM
Pictochat fails to make a return appearance in SSB War.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 12, 2009, 04:36:48 PM
SSB War fails to sell many copies due to Masahiro Sakurai's excessive meddling.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 13, 2009, 10:01:23 AM
Sakurai is sliced to bits by Meta Knight.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 13, 2009, 10:37:55 AM
Meta Knight is defeated by Solid Snake in a SSB War match. 
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Post by: Rao on April 13, 2009, 11:42:40 AM
Solid Snake has a tragic accident with one of his explosive devices.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 13, 2009, 11:55:08 AM
Wario flies into Snake right before the device explodes, saving him.
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Post by: nensondubois on April 13, 2009, 01:22:59 PM
Snake's lungs collapse from the impact of Wario landing on him.
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Post by: hydrakiller4000 on April 13, 2009, 01:31:16 PM
Wario is unable to stand up due to his excessive obesity and therefore dies from a lack of nutrition.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 13, 2009, 03:15:23 PM
Kirby gives Wario some of his food at the last second, saving him.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 13, 2009, 04:09:55 PM
Kirby gets killed by Tabuu's "Red Rings fof Death" move.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 13, 2009, 04:17:54 PM
Red Rings fof Death are defeated by every skilled smasher in existence due to the ease of dodging them.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 13, 2009, 04:24:15 PM
Skilled Smashers are rejected by society for being losers.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 13, 2009, 04:29:53 PM
Society crumbles after an asteroid impacts earth and creates chaos.
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Post by: hydrakiller4000 on April 13, 2009, 05:43:08 PM
The chaos becomes so chaotic that even itself gets destroyed, thus creating peace.
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Post by: Rao on April 13, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Peace is disturbed by stupid warmongers.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 13, 2009, 07:38:12 PM
Stupid warmongers are distracted by shrewd fishmongers.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 13, 2009, 08:09:14 PM
Fishmongers are out-fished by Smeagol.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 13, 2009, 11:38:37 PM
Smeagol is knocked into boiling lava.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 14, 2009, 06:56:10 AM
Boiling lava is frozen by Ice Kirby.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2009, 08:57:17 AM
Ice Kirby is melted by Fire Kirby.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 14, 2009, 10:58:06 AM
Fire Kirby is doused by Water Kirby.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 14, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Water Kirby is drank by Kirby (the vacuum from Brave Little Toaster), who then shorts out.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2009, 11:20:26 AM
Toaster helps Kirby out by manually pushing him back and forth (like after Kirby shorted out at the waterfall).
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 14, 2009, 11:22:53 AM
Blanky cries, distracting Toaster from his (her?) job.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2009, 11:33:22 AM
(Toaster is a guy played by a girl btw)

Lampy steps on Blanky, shutting him up.
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Post by: dc804 on April 14, 2009, 12:02:11 PM
Lampy crashes into a wall Diana style.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2009, 12:53:57 PM
This doesn't happen because Lampy is a lamp; therefore, he cannot move very fast.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 14, 2009, 02:34:27 PM
The contradiction is erased by Galactus.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 14, 2009, 03:59:23 PM
Galactus dies by eating some poisonous cake (which is not a lie, btw)
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2009, 04:00:33 PM
The poisonous cakes is smashed by The People's Hammer.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 14, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
The People's Hammer is destroyed by a redneck with an axe.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on April 14, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
Redneck with an axe drops his axe on his foot.
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Post by: dc804 on April 14, 2009, 04:30:08 PM
Gravity eaten by pac man.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2009, 04:41:30 PM
Pac-Man overeats and dies.
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Post by: jdaster64 on April 14, 2009, 05:43:06 PM
Someone somewhere in the world collects 10,000 points, and Pac-Man returns to life.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 14, 2009, 07:48:39 PM
Reagan comes back from the dead and congratulates that kid, causing the Daily Kos to attack the kid and his family, shaming them until they have nowhere left to live, and they all end up dying under a bridge. Years later, Pac-Man dies again, and no one is there to collect points for him.
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Post by: Kimimaru on April 14, 2009, 10:23:02 PM
The Daily Kos got flushed down a toilet by a horrible monstrosity too complex to describe.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 15, 2009, 09:54:29 AM
The horrible monstrosity was described by Chuck Norris.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 15, 2009, 10:08:47 AM
Chuck Norris is killed by a pebble, thrown by a sling wielding child named David.
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Post by: Rao on April 15, 2009, 10:15:21 AM
David is enslaved by... some Frenchmen, I guess...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 15, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Frenchman gets turned into a french fry by Human Torch.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 15, 2009, 10:29:39 AM
Human Torch is defeated in a battle of firepower by Claire Bennet's hawt mom.
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Post by: Rao on April 15, 2009, 12:00:45 PM
Claire Bennet's hawt mom gets too hawt and spontaneously combusts.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 15, 2009, 01:13:13 PM
Spontaneous combustion is contained in a safe environment.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 15, 2009, 02:04:32 PM
Safe environment is destroyed by the vast right-wing conspiracy.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 15, 2009, 02:19:17 PM
Vast right-wing conspiracy is destroyed by the vast left-wing conspiracy.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 15, 2009, 03:24:56 PM
Left-wing conspiracy is uncovered by CNN and broadcast to the world.
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Post by: Toad on April 18, 2009, 07:28:07 PM
CNN videos are ripped to Youtube.
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Post by: nensondubois on April 18, 2009, 07:46:07 PM
Youtube is hated for ripping truthful videos.
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Post by: Rao on April 18, 2009, 10:39:06 PM
Truthful videos turn out to be bull[dukar]!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 21, 2009, 05:25:17 PM
Bull[dukar] is dumped into the sea using a JCB.
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Post by: Suffix on April 21, 2009, 05:33:37 PM
Japanese Credit Bureau sues the acronym clean off of J.C. Bamford and his machines.

(If I hadn't sealed my vengeful eyes, I would bring my pencil down like an accountant from Hades on you two.)
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 21, 2009, 06:27:59 PM
Woman who got fat from McDonalds food out-sues JCB.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 21, 2009, 06:45:24 PM
Woman is sentenced to an extreme diet by John G. Roberts.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 21, 2009, 08:53:52 PM
John G. Roberts is killed in a diet-duel by Robert C. Atkins.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 21, 2009, 08:56:00 PM
(Wonders if people know who John G. Roberts really is)

Robert C. Atkins falls down some stairs.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 21, 2009, 08:57:17 PM
Stairs are blown away by a RASENGAN!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 21, 2009, 08:59:09 PM
RASENGAN! is defeated by a HADOKEN!
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 22, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
HADOKEN is defeated by a jet of water.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 23, 2009, 09:38:00 AM
Jet of water is abandoned by the developers while moving on to Super Mario Galaxy.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 23, 2009, 09:46:03 AM
Developers are eaten by a big red fire breathing dragon.
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Post by: Rao on April 23, 2009, 10:58:53 AM
Big red fire breathing dragon is slain by Saint George.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 23, 2009, 12:20:24 PM
Saint George turns out not to have technically existed.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 23, 2009, 12:28:29 PM
A child is born to a couple in Paris, Texas, and they name him St. George.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 23, 2009, 05:58:26 PM
Baby St. George becomes the victim of another dead baby joke.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on April 27, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Al Gore fronts a campaign to ban dead baby jokes.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 27, 2009, 09:11:49 AM
Al Gore is gored by Al (http://www.freewebs.com/lmcat/al.jpg).
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Post by: Rao on April 27, 2009, 11:38:42 AM
Al is used to destroy the world by Doctor Wily.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 27, 2009, 11:43:30 AM
Doctor Wily loses to Dr. Robotnik in a wrestling match.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 27, 2009, 12:37:31 PM
Dr. Robotnik is destroyed by 4Kids.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 27, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
4Kids is destroyed by SatAM's Dr. Ivo Robotnik's nukes...again.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 27, 2009, 01:15:45 PM
Obama politely suggests that Dr. Robotnik get rid of his nukes.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 27, 2009, 01:19:42 PM
Bowser throws a nuclear Bob-omb at Obama.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 27, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
Obama deflects it with his own fist, then gets Bowser to disarm through peaceful diplomacy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: dc804 on April 27, 2009, 03:11:00 PM
Obama makes a religious joke and people with Obsessive Compulsive Religion Disorder (religious people who are INSANE over their belief of religion) throw him out.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 27, 2009, 03:48:38 PM
Insane religious people battle to the death with insane atheist people. Both groups are annihilated and the only survivor is Bill (some deist guy).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 27, 2009, 06:04:21 PM
God pokes Bill in the eye just to prove him wrong.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 29, 2009, 03:14:00 AM
Bill denounces God and starts a religion that proclaims that 'The Fonz' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonzie) is the eternal saviour, instead.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 29, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
Bill and Fonzie are assassinated by Tricky the Clown.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 30, 2009, 02:56:08 AM
Tricky the Clown is crushed to death by Tricky the dinosaur (from Star Fox Adventures/Assault).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 30, 2009, 09:34:13 AM
Tricky the Dinosaur is hugged to death by Barney the Dinosaur.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 01, 2009, 02:19:53 AM
Barney the dinosaur gets killed by a T-1000.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2009, 02:34:58 AM
T-1000 is terminated by molten steel.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 01, 2009, 08:00:09 AM
Molten steel is cooled by Mr. Freeze.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2009, 02:05:27 PM
Mr. Freeze is terminated by The Terminator.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: jdaster64 on May 02, 2009, 08:19:31 PM
The Terminator is terminated by terminators at Terminix.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: nensondubois on May 02, 2009, 08:33:56 PM
The Terminix company gets terminated by bankruptcy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 03, 2009, 04:56:47 AM
Money goes the way of the dinosaur, so the Terminix company is reborn.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on September 14, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
Here comes Peter Bumpingtail, bumpity bump-bump-bump!

Terminix's main headquarters is devoured by termites.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 16, 2009, 06:52:35 PM
Bored teenage kids pour petrol all over the termite mound and set it alight (killing all the termites inside).
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on September 16, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
Bored teenage kids run out of porn, and subsequently shrivel up and die.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 16, 2009, 07:50:06 PM
Porn-makers are shut down by soccer moms.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 16, 2009, 09:48:12 PM
Soccer moms are run over by SUV.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 17, 2009, 11:43:12 AM
SUV is done away with by radical environmentalists the Trash Compactor from The Brave Little Toaster.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on September 17, 2009, 01:45:13 PM
The Brave Little Toaster sucks. Weegee has spoken.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 17, 2009, 04:00:23 PM
Weegee is "sucked to death" by Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 20, 2009, 03:48:44 PM
Kirby from TBLT is crushed by a Thwomp.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Shroomy95 on October 23, 2009, 07:17:54 AM
I grab an invincibility star and crush the twomp as well as everyone else.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 23, 2009, 06:20:43 PM
Shroomy95 falls down a lava pit during his killing spree, and dies.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Shroomy95 on October 23, 2009, 09:31:50 PM
Shroomy95 had 2 extra lives, so he is revived, grabs a 1-up mushroom, and throws a shell at Sqrt2.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 24, 2009, 01:13:42 AM
Shell is blocked by banana peel.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 24, 2009, 07:47:07 AM
Banana Peel is flown over by a Blue Shell.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on October 24, 2009, 11:35:21 AM
Wi-fi disconnects right before Blue Shell reaches target.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 24, 2009, 01:29:25 PM
Wi-fi is fixed by a repairman.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: MegaSonic on November 03, 2009, 03:15:27 AM
Repairman is fired for not updating Endless Paper-Rock-Scissors
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 03, 2009, 10:43:16 AM
Repairman's employer is ousted by a union.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 03, 2009, 01:30:49 PM
Union is destroyed by its own inefficiency.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 03, 2009, 02:13:15 PM
Inefficiency is defeated by a shrewd businessman.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: penguinwizard on November 03, 2009, 10:28:03 PM
Businessman is defeated by Michael Scott being his usual self.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on December 25, 2009, 10:51:18 PM
Michael Scott ceases to exist due to nobody knowing who the heck he is.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: penguinwizard on December 25, 2009, 10:55:25 PM
The Office, dude. The Office.

Businessman is defeated by... getting hit by a bus.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 26, 2009, 06:59:40 PM
The bus is hijacked by a terrorist.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on December 26, 2009, 07:57:00 PM
Terrorist foiled (and burned (http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/26/airline.attack/index.html)) by incompetence.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 27, 2009, 08:45:12 AM
Incompetence is stabbed with a glowing light saber by Darth Vader.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on April 06, 2010, 08:12:47 PM
Imma bump this thread up.

Scissors beats Vader.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 06, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
Vibrator beats scissors.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: The Guy on April 21, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
A hand stopping a vibrator from vibrating.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 21, 2010, 09:17:46 PM
Extremist cuts off hand.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: bobbysq1337 on March 31, 2011, 06:55:12 AM
Virtual Boy blinds extremist
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: lexc123 on March 31, 2011, 04:31:28 PM
electronic virus kills virtual boy.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Toad on March 31, 2011, 04:34:42 PM
Virus is killed by Dr Mario
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 31, 2011, 04:53:22 PM
Dr. Mario overdoses on his own pills.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on March 31, 2011, 05:10:59 PM
Pills are consumed by Lindsay Lohan.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: bobbysq1337 on April 03, 2011, 11:24:00 AM
Paper covers Lindsay
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 03, 2011, 01:51:43 PM
Paper is set aflame by a flamethrower.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 03, 2011, 02:22:36 PM
Flamethrower melts because it's actually just a plastic Super Soaker filled with kerosene with a match held in front of it.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: bobbysq1337 on April 04, 2011, 06:49:45 AM
Cold weather stops melting
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 04, 2011, 07:16:14 AM
Cold weather gets replaced by pleasant spring weather in April.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 06, 2011, 02:56:17 PM
Time machine malfunction prevents spring.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2011, 07:30:35 PM
Doc Brown fixes time machine.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 06, 2011, 07:37:26 PM
Libyan nationalists shoot Doc Brown.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2011, 07:42:27 PM
:) I see where this is going.

Libyan nationalists are thwarted by Marty McFly, who causes them to drive into a phone booth after he goes back in time.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 06, 2011, 08:01:27 PM
Parkinson's.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2011, 08:02:59 PM
I hate you CrossEyed. :[

Stem cell research leads to a cure.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: A on May 06, 2011, 08:10:31 PM
Bush.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2011, 08:16:00 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bobcesca.com%2Fimages%2FBush-door-idiot.jpg&hash=84a8c2840eb582453a2210bec3d959cc)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 06, 2011, 08:17:19 PM
Bush blows up the door with a rocket launcher.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 06, 2011, 08:24:28 PM
Rocket Launcher is crippled by the developers' giving it a lack of ammo.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 06, 2011, 08:28:26 PM
Bush MacGyvers an IED out of materials lying around.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Bush's cognitive abilities, centered around politics, don't permit him to construct a rocket.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 06, 2011, 08:42:30 PM
Bush looks up bomb-making instructions in the internets.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on May 08, 2011, 02:14:11 AM
The internets become clogged with porn.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 08, 2011, 11:52:21 AM
Porn is defeated by erotica, which is found to be better.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 09, 2011, 02:51:10 PM
Censorship censors entire internet
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 09, 2011, 03:04:43 PM
/b/tards and hackers uncensor it in ten seconds flat!

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi386.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Foo309%2FIrishNinja456%2FRainbow-Dash-American-salute.png&hash=0f049bb4abb347525248768896a912fe)
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Weegee on May 09, 2011, 03:05:32 PM
/b/tards and hackers are distracted by trolls.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 09, 2011, 06:15:14 PM
Trolls, and corresponding fools, are defeated by Charlie Sheen.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 10, 2011, 06:57:02 AM
Charlie is fired fron teh internets.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 10, 2011, 10:29:38 AM
Person who fired him is set on fire by Pyro from Team Fortress 2.
Title: Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 10, 2011, 02:58:57 PM
Severe glitch crashes Team Fortress 2