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Author Topic: Fake SM64 cheats  (Read 91961 times)

« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2004, 04:55:43 PM »
Play as Mario's overalls:

Step 1: Buy a pair of size 10-12 LARGE Levi's jeans.
Step 2: Get pneumonia and sneeze all over the jeans.
Step 3: Cut a 2 inch by 2 inch square out of the jeans.
Step 4: Put the square in your N64 as if it were a cartrige.
Step 5: Insert SM64 on top of the denim and turn on the N64.
Step 6: Mario will appear as usual, only he will have red cheaks. He will say, "It's a-me! Mario! Uh...I'll let-a you play in a sec. Hehe...I can't-a find-a my pants."
Step 7: Delete all existing file and start a new game in file C.
Step 8: Mario will not be in the game, and you will be playing as his overalls. All the enemies will be Mario's shirt, Toad will be his hat, and Bowser will be Mario, looking for his pants. (Note: Beat the game and the denim square will blow your N64 up into 78 pieces!)

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« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2004, 05:45:03 PM »
Mario's TV:

First, beat the game on every file (100%) and then delete them all. After that, reset the game and rather than seeing the logo, it goes right to Mario's face and he says "I'm-a depressed, all that-a work for nothing" with the game over music and it says "Freak" in the background rather than "Super Mario 64." After that, it'll go back to normal Mario face (like after the Game Over screen) and be the normal game again. Next, play all the files in this order: B, C, A, D (like BC and AD) in less than twenty minutes. You should be on the D file last, so after beating that fight Bowser #2. He'll say "you look tired Mario, come to my house and let's watch some TV" while smiling happily. Choose "Yes" to go there, or "No" to fight him. When you choose "Yes..." the game freezes. You will than have to reset it. If done correctly, they'll be captions to everything Mario says. If you get normal or the depressed one, you either did it wrong or you didn't save. Anyway, if it was done right, there should be a file called "TV." Click that and you get to watch old crappy Mario commercials like the one for Atari (Mario Bros.), Nintendo Cereal System, Dr. Mario, and more. If you did the Luigi trick and got the 121st star, you even have an option to watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! This is not in any version but the American one or the Swedish beta version (where Mario constantly switches from Swedish to Japanese).

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Come on now! Just like that!
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!

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« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2004, 08:26:16 AM »
Make Mario the new mascot for Quiznos.

Turn on SM64 and make sure you do it when the accursed rat comes on and sings about de quiznos subs.  Next, spell out K-I-L-L- R-A-T and Mario will jump into the TV  and slaughter the rat in midsong.  Mario will then become Quizno's new mascot.  He will not sing any crazy songs.  The only problem is:  There's no Mario in the game, so it is rendered useless.  So if you are very far on the game, don't do this code.

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Edited by - Jman on 2/28/2004 6:28:50 AM
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2004, 12:13:44 PM »
Play as the Quizno's Subs Rats:

Do the above code, then press the Z A B R and L buttons while singing "My Heart will go On" backwards with a fish in the left pocket of your blue jeans. If your not wearing blue jeans then your N64 will explode and you won't be allowed to buy another one.

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« Reply #64 on: February 28, 2004, 02:18:12 PM »
*hysterical laughter*

That was great!  Here's a short one.

Play as Saddam Hussein/see saddam die

Shout "I love cheesepuffs 368512351635126763353361 times in one night.  Then turn on your N64.  Mario will fight saddam.  Kill Mario, and the game will insult you for being on saddams side.  Then you can play as Saddam while trying to beat Bowser for complete control of the MK.  But Bowser will fry Saddam during the ending.  He will come back and kill Saddam.

Come get some, punk!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #65 on: February 28, 2004, 07:16:39 PM »
Play as Bob Saget
Turn on your Nintendo64 using a stale piece of crap. Then start a file in slot E. At the same time, plug 2 controllers into controller slot 6 and press the "flush" button on the one that's unplugged. Mario will turn into a ham 'n' cheese Hot Pocket. Brian Stajan will dig himsef out of the ground 3 feet away from the hot Pocket after being gone from the face of the earth since he stopped hosting America's Funniest Home Videos and eat the non-edible unidentified green stuff BESIDE the hot pocket. He will then yell MAMA MIA! and think he's Mario He will the fart and die of shoe cancer. I hope you had fun laying as Bob fa-------I mean.....Saget.



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Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 2/28/2004 5:17:07 PM

« Reply #66 on: February 28, 2004, 08:36:52 PM »
Play as a piece of paper:

Shove a piece of Paper into your SM64 cartrige. Put it in the N64 and start it up. At the Start screen Mario wil play with the piece of paper until he get's bored (approx. 3 years later). So once he's bored he'll say "I'm a cheese sandwich!" As soon as he's done press Z A A B. If you wait to long you'll have to restart and wiat another 3 years. So after pressing B Mario will say, "Is that-a right?", grab a suitcase, and catch the next train to Louisville. So once he's gone shout, "Fine! A piece of paper can save a princess just as good as a middle-aged plumber!" Press Start, and begin a new file. You can now play as a piece of paper! HOowever, playing as the paper is impossible because paper is an inaminmate object. So in essence YOUR GAME IS NOW WORTHLESS!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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« Reply #67 on: February 29, 2004, 03:55:08 PM »
That was a good one!

Play as Kevin Garnett

Turn on a basketball game and watch Kevin Garnett play.  Then, press A on your controller every time Garnett scores a basket.  Then, boo the other team to no end.  Throw a banana at the TV when you see the best player on the other team.  After the game is over, turn on SM64 and there will be an option to create-a-character.  Type in "Big Ticket" and the character will instantly become KG.  Congrats, you can now play as Kevin Garnett!

Come get some, punk!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #68 on: February 29, 2004, 08:34:57 PM »
The piece of paper one was silly! Hahahaha!

MAKE MARIO KISS ME INSTEAD OF PRINCESS PEACH

Play in file C. (ONLY in file C since my last name is Curtis) Then press all the buttons at the same time and a depression potion will appear. Have Mario drink it and he will become very depressed and say "I'll-a probably never save-a Peach. I might as well-a give up..." Then twirl the Control stik 3 times and jump twice and a HAPPY potion will appear. Drink it and you will see a VERY short cutscene where you see that it sometimes makes people forget thing. Mario will forget about Peach. Beat Bowser and when it gets to the part where Peach usually is, I will be there and I will say "Peach told me to tell you that you're a jerk for forgetting about her. Will you be MY boyfriend?" Mario will say yes and kiss me. Yay!

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« Reply #69 on: March 02, 2004, 07:50:32 PM »
"playing as the paper is impossible because paper is an inaminmate object. So in essence YOUR GAME IS NOW WORTHLESS!!! hahahahahahahaha!"

Ha ha ha indeed!

Become Luigi.

Do everything in life that is considered impossible to do.  Beat all viedo games in 1 day, that kind of thing.  Do this, and you will then have to shout the most embarrassing things about yourself in public.  After disgracing yourself in front of your entire town, sit down and Mario will come on the screen and laugh at you.  Then jump into the game and take control of Luigi.  Beat the living crud out of Mario, while singing the Quiznos subs song over and over.  Mario will eventually kill himself because of insanity over the song.  Then, Luigi will run away for no apparent reason, and you'll be left with a dead plumber, and a useless copy of Super Mario 64!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!


Come get some, punk!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #70 on: March 05, 2004, 12:16:11 AM »

Play as The Cheat




Buy the Kick the Cheat doll on Homestarrunner.com and when you get it, duct tape your SM64 cartrige to the wall and kick the Kick The Cheat doll against your copy of SM64 2000 times(the doll must hit the center of the cartrige every time). Then cut open the The Cheat doll with scissors and remove the sound thing that makes the doll scream when you kick it and shove it into your N64. Then put the SM64 cartrige in the console and turn it on. Then press ABLRLRBABARLRLRLRLRRLRLRLBABABAABABABABAAAAABBBBBBBBBBERLRLRRLRLRLRRLRLRLRCCCCCCCCCCC(any C button). Instead of the usual SM64 intro, The Cheat Theme Song video will play and when it's done, it will go to your file and The Cheat will walk up to Mario and The Cheat will show him his golden tooth. Mario will run away screaming like a little girl, then The Cheat will take his place. You can now play as:


THE CHEAT

THE CHEAT

Edited by - nintendofreak on 3/4/2004 10:24:36 PM

Deezer was here.

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« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2004, 09:16:07 AM »
Oh, what a great topic.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2004, 09:53:49 AM »
A topic like this deserves to stay at the top of the forum forever!

How to make Mario always have the flying cap (and optionally flying):

Have the Super Mario 64 Box in good condition. Mario always has the wing cap on it. To make him fly, play catch with a friend and make sure it doesn't hit the ground. I guess it's not fake, or a cheat, but meh.

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!

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« Reply #73 on: April 12, 2004, 12:32:36 PM »
XD!

How to make Mario appear in 3D: Buy the game. Buy an N64. Then, set the N64 up. Put the game in the cartridge slot(correctly) and turn on the system. Mario should appear on the screen in 3D.

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« Reply #74 on: April 12, 2004, 09:59:52 PM »
Watch Mario soil himself/Swap the color of his shirt and overalls

When you're in Peach's Castle, wait for Mario to go to sleep. Then, cook some pasta before Mario says "Ah Spaghetti, oh, Ravioli" in his sleep. If done correctly, you'll be able to shove the pasta through the TV screen where it will sit next to Mario. He will then start to eat while he is sleeping. Wait approximately 23 hours. On the 24th hour, Mario should still be asleep, soiling himself. Congratulations, you sick person. You made Mario go to the bathroom in his overalls. Oh, Make sure to wake him up, he will then say "What's stinky?" And then look behind him. He will then fly off the screen to change his clothing. Seeing as it's his only set, the only thing he finds is his old Red overalls and Blue Shirt.
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