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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3240 on: May 06, 2011, 08:24:28 PM »
Rocket Launcher is crippled by the developers' giving it a lack of ammo.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3241 on: May 06, 2011, 08:28:26 PM »
Bush MacGyvers an IED out of materials lying around.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #3242 on: May 06, 2011, 08:33:27 PM »
Bush's cognitive abilities, centered around politics, don't permit him to construct a rocket.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3243 on: May 06, 2011, 08:42:30 PM »
Bush looks up bomb-making instructions in the internets.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #3244 on: May 08, 2011, 02:14:11 AM »
The internets become clogged with porn.
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« Reply #3245 on: May 08, 2011, 11:52:21 AM »
Porn is defeated by erotica, which is found to be better.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #3246 on: May 09, 2011, 02:51:10 PM »
Censorship censors entire internet

« Reply #3247 on: May 09, 2011, 03:04:43 PM »
/b/tards and hackers uncensor it in ten seconds flat!

Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #3248 on: May 09, 2011, 03:05:32 PM »
/b/tards and hackers are distracted by trolls.
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« Reply #3249 on: May 09, 2011, 06:15:14 PM »
Trolls, and corresponding fools, are defeated by Charlie Sheen.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #3250 on: May 10, 2011, 06:57:02 AM »
Charlie is fired fron teh internets.

« Reply #3251 on: May 10, 2011, 10:29:38 AM »
Person who fired him is set on fire by Pyro from Team Fortress 2.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #3252 on: May 10, 2011, 02:58:57 PM »
Severe glitch crashes Team Fortress 2

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