Author Topic: Have you ever wanted to do this? (Read 15092 times)

megamush · « **on:** June 05, 2007, 01:54:15 PM »

i have always wanted that the stuff in videogames happened in real life.

stuff like having an arm cannon like samus's

being able to shoot fire balls like mario

being able to breath fire like bowser

and like being able to do speacial shots like in mario hoops or mario baseball

If you have any other things that are in video games that you wish we're in real life.

Suffix · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:41:56 PM »

I'll certainly admit to wanting an arm cannon (not necessarily Samus's), and also telekinesis. Telekinesis was the only reason I used Mewtwo for a time in SSBM.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2007, 04:28:55 PM »

I'd love to have Pyrokinesis as a super power.

Glorb · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:12:09 PM »

I've always wanted to use a cheat code to make a sports car or tank appear, run people over and then use another cheat code to make the police ignore me.

Suffix · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:17:30 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on June 05, 2007, 04:28:55 PM

I'd love to have Pyrokinesis...

Sure, sure, fire's fun, but when you think about it, telekinesis is really the ultimate "kinesis." You could start fires if you had enough telekinetic power-- simply by generating enough friction. You could also stop fire in its tracks with telekinesis-- by opening up a vacuum barrier.

Glorb · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:23:09 PM »

That makes me wonder: is there freeze-o-kinesis, or whatever? Presumably, with telekinesis, you could, like, reform ice molocules and make ice crystals to freeze stuff, but I've never heard of it.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:35:42 PM »

Quote from: Suffix on June 05, 2007, 05:17:30 PM

Sure, sure, fire's fun, but when you think about it, telekinesis is really the ultimate "kinesis." You could start fires if you had enough telekinetic power-- simply by generating enough friction. You could also stop fire in its tracks with telekinesis-- by opening up a vacuum barrier.

.....I've just been defeated.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:33:55 PM »

It would be nice if for my 10th birthday, my parents and some old guy handed me a capsule ball with a little monster inside and a s mall digital device, and then tell me I'm to leave on a journey the very next day, with absolutely no supervision and no gurantee of my safety, then I could just travel the continent looking for other people to battle, eventually making my way to the top and becoming the regional champion.

Oh, and if I came upon some cute girl on my journey and wanted her to myself, I'd just fry her bike because that's always a surefire way to ~~win them over~~ make friends.

Suffix · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:45:50 PM »

Well, PaperLuigi, it just goes to show how much pointless thinking I've done on the subject.

MaxVance · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Suffix on June 05, 2007, 03:41:56 PM

I'll certainly admit to wanting an arm cannon (not necessarily Samus's)

That's the one you want?

Kojinka · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2007, 09:20:14 PM »

I'd like to have save points and reset if I did something I regret.

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2007, 09:20:54 PM »

It looks like he's giving a cockroach a physical.

Suffix · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2007, 09:23:15 PM »

Ah, MaxVance (being the resident forum-omniscient he is) dug up my Noxus meld. Boo Dudley, you fool-- anything with a barrel for a head is clearly not alive. But I do see the resemblance...

The gun looks cooler in the actual game, where it looks a bit more rough-around-the-edges. Talking about this reminds me of how my brother and I used to argue about which is better: a wrist cannon, or arm cannon. I won by making him realize that you didn't need amputation to get an arm cannon.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:05:54 AM »

Quote from: Suffix on June 05, 2007, 07:45:50 PM

Well, PaperLuigi, it just goes to show how much pointless thinking I've done on the subject.

Looks like I'll have to do some pointless thinking in order to come up with a counter. :P

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2007, 10:38:11 AM »

Quote from: Suffix on June 05, 2007, 09:23:15 PM

Ah, MaxVance (being the resident forum-omniscient he is) dug up my Noxus meld. Boo Dudley, you fool-- anything with a barrel for a head is clearly not alive. But I do see the resemblance...

Fool? A pot calling the kettle black if I ever heard it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2007, 10:44:21 AM »

I'd much rather have a Mega Man arm cannon than a Samus arm cannon. I'd also like to be able to jump high and do amazing feats of gymnastics.

Glorb · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2007, 04:01:48 PM »

Samus' arm cannon pwns Mega Man's, just like Predator pwns Alien, ninjas pwn pirates and Star Trek pwns Star Wars. I mean, it's got those ridges and things. And it's on Samus' right arm, implying she's left-handed, and left-handedness pwns right-handedness, so there.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:53:58 PM »

Nu-uh, Megaman pwns Samus!

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:56:44 PM »

Two words: Nude code.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:57:46 PM »

...........That doesn't make her any cooler than Megaman.

Shyguy92 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2007, 07:55:45 PM »

Two words, Action Replay.

Glorb · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2007, 08:28:20 AM »

Two words: Justin Bailey.

Deal with it.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:38:35 PM »

Quote from: Chupperson Weird on June 06, 2007, 10:44:21 AM

I'd much rather have a Mega Man arm cannon than a Samus arm cannon. I'd also like to be able to jump high and do amazing feats of gymnastics.

In other words, Samus with Mega Man's arm cannon?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #23 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:40:34 PM »

Two Words: Stop saying "two words"!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2007, 01:23:59 PM »

I would like the power to solve every problem through dance.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2007, 01:26:32 PM »

Like Mario in Dance Dance Revolution?

..........yeah, didn't think so.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #26 on:** June 07, 2007, 01:30:19 PM »

Sure! And Ulala and the Ouendan squad and the Elite Beat Agents!

Glorb · « **Reply #27 on:** June 07, 2007, 02:15:19 PM »

And Pat Benatar. She scared that pimp by just wiggling her shoulders.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #28 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:04:07 AM »

Mega Man's cannon is better because it's on both arms and isn't always a gun. And it's more powerful. And has weapon copy.
And it has unlimited range.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #29 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:47:32 AM »

It's more powerful? I want proof.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #30 on:** June 08, 2007, 05:27:56 AM »

Samus is a girl! That's why!

Haha, just kidding ladies.

Glorb · « **Reply #31 on:** June 08, 2007, 10:35:42 AM »

Look, this can only be settled by a bunch of statistics.

Megaman
10

Samus
48

Master Chief
7,000

As you can see, Master Chief wins by a landslide. The numbers, whatever they mean, don't lie.

Kojinka · « **Reply #32 on:** June 08, 2007, 11:21:08 AM »

Where'd you find those statistics? I really don't see how Master Chief can win by THAT much.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #33 on:** June 08, 2007, 11:32:36 AM »

His power level is 2000 shy of 9000.

Besides that, doesn't Master Chief use firearms and not an arm cannon?

Kojinka · « **Reply #34 on:** June 08, 2007, 12:11:57 PM »

"It's over nine-THOUSAND!" Sorry I had to quote that...

Glorb · « **Reply #35 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:02:51 PM »

I never said what the number stood for. But, regardless, Master Chief has more numbers. The end.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #36 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:31:04 PM »

Who'd win in a battle, Samus, Megaman, or Master Chief? I say Samus.

Kojinka · « **Reply #37 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:42:02 PM »

Quote from: SushieBoy on June 08, 2007, 01:31:04 PM

I say Samus.

So would I. She's a bounty hunter for goodness sake!

The Chef · « **Reply #38 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:58:04 PM »

Megaman realistically, given that he more weapons of a greater variety at his disposal. I don't see how being a bounty hunter gives Samus a greater chance of winning against a super fighting robot and a space soldier, though.

Suffix · « **Reply #39 on:** June 08, 2007, 02:07:04 PM »

I really didn't want to get into this argument, but Samus has incredibly powerful shielding, and plenty of weapon types.

The Chef · « **Reply #40 on:** June 08, 2007, 02:10:46 PM »

I guess it would really come down to a tie between Megaman and Samus. They seem pretty evenly matched.

Suffix · « **Reply #41 on:** June 08, 2007, 04:49:01 PM »

How many hits, exactly, does Megaman take? Fully loaded, Samus is pretty much a one-woman army.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #42 on:** June 08, 2007, 06:36:02 PM »

First of all, it's Mega Man, not Megaman, unless it's the Battle Network games, in which case it's MegaMan.EXE.

Second, if Mega Man touches spikes, it's a one-hit kill. What environmental hazards (or anything else, for that matter) can you think of (in a one-player game; I know what happens if you jump off the edge in multiplayer MP2/MPH) that destroy Samus in one hit?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #43 on:** June 08, 2007, 06:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on June 08, 2007, 10:35:42 AM

Look, this can only be settled by a bunch of statistics.

Megaman
10

Samus
48

Master Chief
7,000

As you can see, Master Chief wins by a landslide. The numbers, whatever they mean, don't lie.

Those so-called "statistics" don't prove anything. All it proves is that you like Master Chief more than the other two.

I could easily do the same darn thing:

Samus: 5070

Megaman: 70

Master Chief: -50

WarpRattler · « **Reply #44 on:** June 08, 2007, 08:09:45 PM »

STOP WITH THE STUPID NUMBERS.

Since you seem so obsessed with them, here are some somewhat less biased numbers, based mainly on ability:

Master Chief: 6000

Mega Man: 7000

Samus: 7000

Samus and Mega Man both have strengths and weaknesses, and these happen to balance evenly (Mega Man may be more powerful at some point, but the whole "spikes" thing kinda sucks). Master Chief is powerful, but I wouldn't put him up there with the other two.

Even though they have absolutely nothing to do with this argument, here are my numbers for some other stuff, just to make a comparison:

Roll: 2750

The Metamo Ark: 6000

Isaac (from Lost Magic) with access to every rune: 3500

Warp Rattler/Vic Viper: 6500 (it would be higher if it didn't suffer from OHKS, though it could probably take out Samus and Mega Man at the same time if it was properly shielded, had 4 options, and had piercing lasers)

I'm not saying I'm right. In fact, I'm probably quite wrong, and I'll have people jumping down my throat because my numbers don't match up with theirs. However, I'm just trying to be as fair as I can be here. Again, this is pretty much based on ability, not on how much I like them or how awesome they are.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #45 on:** June 08, 2007, 08:54:50 PM »

Well I can't be sure it's more powerful since they haven't ever coexisted in a game. I was mainly thinking Mega Buster vs. single charge thing for Samus. But I don't know if she might be able to get upgrades later because I haven't ever finished a Metroid game.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #46 on:** June 08, 2007, 10:17:41 PM »

Quote from: WarpRattler on June 08, 2007, 08:09:45 PM

STOP WITH THE STUPID NUMBERS.

Since you seem so obsessed with them, here are some somewhat less biased numbers, based mainly on ability:

Are you talking about me or Glorb? 'Cause I think they're just as stupid; I put Samus on top, but I still think Mega would win.

MaxVance · « **Reply #47 on:** June 08, 2007, 10:51:19 PM »

I think he's talking about the both of you. I also agree with him. To make the point of how stupid they are, here are a lot of numbers that can easily be applied to your comparisons:

5486333843
3843656841
6848816331
7354381147
8684647746
8180884466
6411441740
0031302368
0411084103
8463035468
4015647049
6015680465
1709767812
6045092077
3861937945
1049575120
5845164054
3656604168
6658084628
7641158714
0046147047
6108776405
1650465644
4106513813
5074681840
1535684013
6589614338

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #48 on:** June 09, 2007, 05:41:45 AM »

Quote from: MaxVance on June 08, 2007, 10:51:19 PM

I think he's talking about the both of you.

Dude, I wasn't supporting the numbers, I was making a point by saying I could easily do the same thing. I was saying that the "numbers" are not statistics and are utterly pointless to begin with.

Besides, I hate Samus. If you notice in my last post (the one with the numbers) she's at the top. I didn't put Megaman at the top (with the highest number) because that would just prove that I was doing the same thing as Glorb.

Kojinka · « **Reply #49 on:** June 09, 2007, 06:48:16 AM »

Wouldn't putting Megaman at the top have helped further prove your point? When I read it, I thought Samus was your favorite, but exaggerated the numbers to make your point...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #50 on:** June 09, 2007, 07:09:42 AM »

I just didn't want to seem like I was putting him at the top with a ridiculously high number because I liked him better. When I put Samus at the top, I was doing so in a random manner; Joe Blow off the street could do the same thing that Glorb did because he's a fanboy of a certain character. Basically, I'm trying to say that the numbers weren't necessary; Glorb could've given reasons as to why Master Chief would win without the so-called statistics.

I'm just a tad irritated that Warp Rattler thinks I'm supporting the number thing.

megamush · « **Reply #51 on:** June 09, 2007, 10:55:06 AM »

two words: two words: two words: three words: three words: three words: I Love $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

WarpRattler · « **Reply #52 on:** June 09, 2007, 11:12:12 AM »

You know, if you guys (meaning PaperLuigi and Glorb, though megamush really shouldn't be spamming his own thread) want to continue this stupidity, I'd advise that you please move it to a different thread. PL, I never specifically said that you were supporting the number thing; my use of the pronoun "you" probably threw you off. Having said that, my point did apply to you, if only because you were helping to derail the thread.

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Back on topic, I would love a combination of my idea of what Chup meant (Samus with Mega Man's cannon) and LD's thing (solving problems with DANCE).

The Chef · « **Reply #53 on:** June 09, 2007, 12:27:53 PM »

Throw in a keyswordtar and you'd have one pretty awesome hero.

Glorb · « **Reply #54 on:** June 09, 2007, 01:28:36 PM »

It all depends on the conditions. Is Samus allowed to use the morph ball and, by extension, bombs? What about missiles? Is Mega Man allowed to use all the weapons he's obtained from the bosses, or what? For that matter, how much ammo is Master Chief allowed to carry? What about grenades? Is he allowed to drive the Warthog, or any other vehicle?

But back on topic, I'd like to be a robot that transforms into an Ancient Egyptian pyramid, and vice versa. I'm not sure if that's from any game, but it still sounds awesome.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #55 on:** June 09, 2007, 01:52:40 PM »

I've always wanted to pull bombs out of nowhere. There's a robot master in Mega Man named Bombman who pulls bombs out of nowhere and kills Megaman with 'em.

The Chef · « **Reply #56 on:** June 09, 2007, 03:37:58 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on June 09, 2007, 01:28:36 PM

But back on topic, I'd like to be a robot that transforms into an Ancient Egyptian pyramid, and vice versa. I'm not sure if that's from any game, but it still sounds awesome.

Sounds like a good idea for some sort of Transformers retro-futuristic story.

Quote from: PaperLuigi on June 09, 2007, 01:52:40 PM

I've always wanted to pull bombs out of nowhere. There's a robot master in Mega Man named Bombman who pulls bombs out of nowhere and kills Megaman with 'em.

Or better yet, Bomberman, who's actually a hero.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #57 on:** June 09, 2007, 04:21:09 PM »

....I dislike Bomberman with great intensity. Besides, I'd rather be a villian.

The Chef · « **Reply #58 on:** June 09, 2007, 06:58:59 PM »

What's wrong with Bomberman? Since when are you evil? Are you the same PL I've known all this time?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #59 on:** June 09, 2007, 07:00:22 PM »

I'd like to live in some sort of alternate dimension where everyone is decked out like a Soul Caliber fighter

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #60 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:14:10 AM »

In other words, an anime con?

Glorb · « **Reply #61 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:44:34 AM »

I'd like to be made of liquid metal, so I could turn into a puddle and spy on the girls in the girls' locker room! Hawhaw! Ingenius!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #62 on:** June 10, 2007, 01:26:46 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on June 09, 2007, 06:58:59 PM

What's wrong with Bomberman? Since when are you evil? Are you the same PL I've known all this time?

Haha, I'm just kidding. I used to like Bomberman, but his games as of late kinda.........I dunno. Meh.

The Chef · « **Reply #63 on:** June 10, 2007, 04:11:58 PM »

I think that's because Hudson won't let the US have anything good. Bomberman Land Wii's been out for a while, and they didn't even tell us.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #64 on:** June 15, 2007, 05:27:46 PM »

I'd like to jump high like the Mario Brothers, be a hero, have an arm cannon, have telekinesis, go on adventures by myself and meeting people on the way, be the top car racer in the world, go on a journey to defeat an evil guy with a crew that flies in ships, run fast like Sonic, be part of a Vampire Slaying family, have Pokemon, fight others, absorb powers like Kirby, be a strong ape like Donkey Kong, turn anything into an egg and have a long tongue like Yoshi, and many more.

Glorb · « **Reply #65 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:13:00 PM »

Well, then I guess we're done here.

megamush · « **Reply #66 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:43:53 PM »

i want to be Bowser.
He is slow, but he is powerful.