Man, not these guys again--I swear, they've been popping up like Rick Astley on April Fool's Day. Even if they did invent... whatever it is they're talking about (apparently, every videogame controller innovation this side of the D-Pad and A Button), they sure weren't using it, because I'm pretty sure no one heard of these dips until they started getting PO'd about the three major videogame companies (what a coincidence, huh?) pilfering their goods. What is this, like
Transformers or something? There's one entity (corporation, in this case) that invented almost every major technological innovation in human/videogame history? Well, the Classic Controller's kinda crap anyway... just pray y'all got as many GCN controllers as you want (then again, Nintendo has kind of been trying to distance themselves from the 'Cube anyway, so
Analrape Anascape probably just did them a huge favor).
You need a real reason to sue someone, you know.
*Muffled snort*
This is as stupid as the lady who sued McDonald's because she spilled McD's brand hot coffee on her lap.
FYI, it was determined a few years back that that suit was actually not as dumb as it sounds. The woman was in her seventies, the car wasn't even moving, the coffee was, like, 180 degrees, and she only sued after McDonalds gave her a measly compensation (for scalding her groin and inner thighs, mind you).
Now, the guy who sued a pizza joint because he ordered a pepperoni pizza and they gave him one with peppers... that's dumb.
Nope. They'll bust down your door, flash their badges shouting "FBI!" and then blow your head off. That way they can say they gave you a warning.
That was extremely hilarious.
(written as such due to the growing aversion towards the use of the phrase "LOL")Speakin' of which... would there
really be some sort of recall on these things? Or can they just not make them anymore?
