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Lizard Dude

« on: April 21, 2009, 12:30:26 AM »
Can you beat my brute?

When I get high enough level, I'll make a clan we can all join.

(I know I always link these kind of games and bail after getting people started, but this one is so low maintenance I should be around for awhile!)

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 01:39:49 AM »
Great sig, LD.

Here's mine.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 01:40:28 PM »
My brute looks like Mr. T. Beat that!

EDIT: I suggest clicking my link instead of LD's since he already has too many pupils and that's not good for my self-esteem.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 03:07:18 PM by Glorb »
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 07:03:14 PM »

Bigluigifan1.0

  • Beta
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 07:25:59 PM »
...I must be an idiot.

http://be-el-ef1.0.mybrute.com/

and yeah, I was too late. I allowed LD to be my master. But I must bow in respect to my superiors.
I'm a horrible person.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 08:04:47 PM »
« Last Edit: April 23, 2009, 08:07:15 PM by Glorb »
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 08:13:01 PM »
Looks like the pupil has defeated the master.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 09:25:40 PM »
I've been checking around various forums, and it looks like My Brute is quickly becoming a horrible internet plague.
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Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 10:38:22 PM »
http://the-rao.mybrute.com/

My brute isn't very powerful yet.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2009, 11:45:16 AM »
lol

EDIT: I'm not very good at this game.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 01:44:31 PM by TEM »
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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2009, 02:26:26 PM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2009, 02:45:06 PM »

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2009, 11:20:41 PM »
http://temsus.mybrute.com/fight/85461000

Rao beat me but I killed his dog.
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2009, 12:03:00 AM »
REVENGE (I don't care if I was a level higher)

Lizard Dude

« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2009, 12:05:39 AM »

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2009, 12:16:19 AM »
By the way, people, if you're wondering when you get your next day's fights, it's 5:00 PM, Central Deezer Time.

I think it's kind of stupid that this game doesn't give you experience when other people attack you.

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2009, 05:07:47 AM »

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2009, 09:17:54 AM »
I didn't realize "Stand there and stab opponent to death" was an available move.
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2009, 03:51:18 PM »
You'd think these fights were emails with all the spamming going on.
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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2009, 07:29:57 PM »
I'm 3 for 3 today, I feel good.
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2009, 07:36:48 PM »
So am I. This one was my favorite.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2009, 07:58:05 PM »
I wish Warp was my master so I could learn this power dash attack.
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2009, 08:25:10 PM »
I hate how the site has to get taken down for maintenance every time I want to work on my Brute.
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Black Mage

  • HP １０１８ MP ６８５
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2009, 08:00:03 AM »

Bigluigifan1.0

  • Beta
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2009, 09:28:36 AM »
No more Mr. Passive Resistance I guess.
I'm a horrible person.

nensondubois

« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2009, 12:19:46 PM »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2009, 12:44:55 PM »
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2009, 11:53:46 PM »
After that inexcusable loss to Glorb1, I took out my frustrations.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2009, 03:19:24 PM »
I didn't realize "stand there and get hit over and over and over again with attempting to defend yourself" was an available move.
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2009, 03:45:27 PM »
I didn't realize "watch the computer screen and hope you get lucky" qualified as a game. 

...I'm a little bitter, if you couldn't tell.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Lizard Dude

« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2009, 03:53:53 PM »
Yup, it's called Peggle.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2009, 05:36:03 PM »
Or SimDating.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2009, 05:46:53 PM »
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Black Mage

  • HP １０１８ MP ６８５
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2009, 05:56:41 PM »
After watching defeat after crushing defeat, I am retiring Master Gandhi as he is a flat out failure. Instead, rising from his ashes comes HIS PUPIL.

Toad

« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2009, 05:57:44 PM »
This sounds like fun. I want to try it, but alas! I am at work currently.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2009, 07:08:00 PM »
When do we get to form a clan?  I've read that it's level 10, but didn't find an official guide.

If we intend to form a clan I think it is our best interest to not fight each other.  That is, if a member here beats another member here the winner will get two points, but the loser will only get one point.  It would be better if both members fought outside our planned clan.  That way both could get two points each and move up faster thus eventually strengthening the clan (and possible weakening potential rivals).  More specifically, if Lizard Dude beats his pupils he will become strong, but weaken his future clan.  I know that in nature it's typical to fight for dominance of the clan, but I say Lizard Dude should be clan leader since he started all of use on this. 

A little rivalry every now and again is fine since this is a "game" fun, but if we have greater ambitions...

Speaking of greater ambitions, how do I participate in a tournament? 

Anyone else have ideas on how we can strengthen our future clan?  Get more pupils...  Win more fights? 

From what I've seen it seems you are much more likely to win and still get two points if you fight someone that is one or two levels below you.

“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2009, 07:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Toad on April 27, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
This sounds like fun. I want to try it, but alas! I am at work currently.
Posting on a Mario fansite forum is okay but watching cartoon characters fight for ten seconds is off limits?
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Toad

« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2009, 07:17:55 PM »
Yeah, kinda.. I really shouldn't be doing this, even. I'm supposed to be working..
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2009, 08:12:08 PM »
Also (see my previous post), it seems they allow one pupil per IP so if we all make a pupil and also fight them (outside our clan) we could grow our clan faster. 

Luigison now has a bear and is at level 5. MushroomBoy beat LittleWayne.  I hope that was a "music" fan and not some little kid named Wayne. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2009, 03:44:38 AM »

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2009, 06:09:58 AM »
Phew...I think wasting my power dash on an animal is dumber than wasting it on a bare-handed attack.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2009, 01:59:49 PM »
To Luigison: The day we make an organized clan with tight rules for My Brute is the day I start my own Internet.
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Pt_Peach

« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2009, 02:38:48 PM »
This is pretty entertaining.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2009, 02:47:58 PM »
Quote from: WarpRattler on April 28, 2009, 06:09:58 AM
Phew...I think wasting my power dash on an animal is dumber than wasting it on a bare-handed attack.

Stupid unfair weapons.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2009, 06:16:28 PM »
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2009, 06:24:37 PM »

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2009, 07:03:38 PM »
No doubt if I had kept up faithfully with this, my brute would be incredible by now.  But I didn't for a couple of reasons:

1. My Brute wasn't winning any fights.  Not even against brutes one level lower.
2. The game is completely luck-based.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Lizard Dude

« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2009, 07:08:10 PM »
Not completely.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2009, 07:41:52 PM »
I call HAX on Warp.
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Black Mage

  • HP １０１８ MP ６８５
« Reply #49 on: May 02, 2009, 08:41:38 AM »
When I selected some guy named "QUICK ANGEL" with lower stats I figured it would be a massacre. I mean, General Great, yeah.

BOY WAS I RIGHT. MAULED BY A GIANT BEAR. OF COURSE THE SHURIKEN WILL WORK, PICK THAT WEAPON.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #50 on: May 02, 2009, 09:29:38 AM »
When the bear came out I pooped.
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #51 on: May 02, 2009, 09:35:11 AM »
I like how having a pet makes you an unstoppable engine of destruction.
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #52 on: May 02, 2009, 06:03:05 PM »
No dude, pick people with high stats. The people with low stats all have ultro-death-powers (like bears).

Toad

« Reply #53 on: May 02, 2009, 10:57:23 PM »
Is there a way to change how it looks? I don't like how my brute looks.. Though it's kinda cool how she looks like Zero Suit Samus in a red jumpsuit.

LD, you are my master. What might that mean?

toadbrute.mybrute.com
« Last Edit: May 02, 2009, 10:59:59 PM by Toad »
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #54 on: May 02, 2009, 11:10:56 PM »
HE SAYS JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH!!!!!!!
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FlamingBlueMario

« Reply #55 on: May 02, 2009, 11:18:47 PM »
I was wondering, is it possible to change your name once you create a Brute?
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

Lizard Dude

« Reply #56 on: May 02, 2009, 11:25:32 PM »
Yep, just get your parent's permission and head down to the courthouse.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #57 on: May 03, 2009, 04:46:37 PM »
I think I'm quitting this game!
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #58 on: May 03, 2009, 06:24:37 PM »
That's like saying you're quitting virtual slot machines.
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Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #59 on: May 04, 2009, 07:48:12 PM »
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Lizard Dude

« Reply #60 on: May 08, 2009, 03:02:30 PM »

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #61 on: May 08, 2009, 07:54:49 PM »
And he shot web.
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #62 on: May 09, 2009, 09:20:41 AM »
How do I shot web?
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #63 on: May 09, 2009, 06:27:29 PM »
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2009, 08:06:44 PM »


They think my tiny HP will make for an easy fight, but they can't touch this!

Lizard Dude

« Reply #65 on: May 15, 2009, 05:23:28 PM »

Lizard Dude

« Reply #66 on: May 15, 2009, 05:26:28 PM »

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #67 on: May 15, 2009, 06:50:57 PM »
"jelly bean" is my new hero.  I'm a level lower, but I'm going to fight him just to see how I compare. 

Phantom edit:  And the result is... http://luigison.mybrute.com/fight/193229456

I took a little more than half off his meter, but that was due in part to my bear.  After he trapped my bear it was soon over for me.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2009, 08:22:35 PM »
I recently fought a dude who had below-average stats in everything and sevtnty-some health. The catch? He had TWO GOD[darn] BEARS. Of course, they were no match for my brute's superior everything-else.
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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2009, 07:23:12 PM »
Yeah, a large arsenal of weapons and crazy speed is no match for a bear either.  http://luigison.mybrute.com/fight/198209724
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2009, 07:37:01 PM »
I have never won a fight against a bear trainer, or even seen a bear die. They are unstoppable unless you're the biggest BAMF Brute out there (aka jelly bean).

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2009, 08:43:46 PM »
Oh crap, that's a bear? Jeez, I thought the little brown guys were bears...

oh god
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2009, 09:06:24 PM »
I think jelly bean is just [darn] lucky he gets that flail first thing - bears are well-balanced compared to it. Even worse, imagine if I had one of those (even though I'm not playing any more because of not really caring about the game) and it was used in conjunction with the dash attack (and not blocked, dodged, or used to hit an animal).

Bigluigifan1.0

  • Beta
« Reply #73 on: May 21, 2009, 07:50:44 PM »
I'm a horrible person.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2009, 08:02:09 PM »
A wolf and a dog?  I didn't know that was a possibility.  If someone could get two bears they'd be nearly unstoppable. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #75 on: May 22, 2009, 04:45:44 PM »
Dude, the stick is great for disarming enemies and such. Your Brute is just a noob.
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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2009, 10:06:14 AM »
10!
I feel a little sorry for the last two brutes I slaughtered though.  LD should be at 10 soon and I assume he'll make a clan for us.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2009, 11:46:27 AM »
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #78 on: May 28, 2009, 01:37:27 AM »
She didn't fight like a girl...

I am 10. I'll make a clan.

Bigluigifan1.0

  • Beta
« Reply #79 on: May 29, 2009, 05:30:59 AM »
I'm a horrible person.

Bigluigifan1.0

  • Beta
« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2009, 06:04:15 AM »
Also, this was pretty awesome.
I'm a horrible person.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2009, 08:13:33 AM »
I'm getting sick of the fact that every Brute I come across has access to both the "stand there for twelve minutes and block every attack of mine" AND the "stand there for twelve minutes and spam a moderately-powerful attack over and over again" movesets.

In short, if anyone's wondering, it is very possible to get screwed over by the leveling system.
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #82 on: June 08, 2009, 12:14:05 PM »
My character sucks.  Just to up my self-esteem, I made a new character for the sole purpose of getting pummeled by my main character.

The level 1 noob beat my level 4 main.  Did I just get the short end of the stick when I started out or something?

Seriously, I may have found a new main.  Is the spear a good weapon?

UPDATE: Yeah, he'll do.  Unless I go up against a bear or something.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2009, 12:25:11 PM by Turtlekid1 »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #83 on: June 15, 2009, 07:09:44 AM »
Luigison goes up to 11.

Hell, that was a close one:  http://luigison.mybrute.com/fight/344433286

It felt good to beat a level 14 with nearly four times my strength that has been advertising all over youtube:  http://luigison.mybrute.com/fight/344439327

Did LD make a clan?  I don't see how to join it if he did. 

“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #84 on: June 15, 2009, 07:21:34 AM »
Seriously, you've gotten almost nothing but weapons for your bonuses.  How do you bloody do that!?

ALSO, to avoid double posting:
I thought I was dead meat.

EDIT again:
[hammertime]Can't touch 'dis.[/hammertime]
« Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 03:20:39 PM by Turtlekid1 »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
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