Author Topic: My Brute (Read 17719 times)

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #60 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:02:30 PM »

Dude steals my knife and kills my own dog with it.

TEM · « **Reply #61 on:** May 08, 2009, 07:54:49 PM »

And he shot web.

Glorb · « **Reply #62 on:** May 09, 2009, 09:20:41 AM »

How do I shot web?

Glorb · « **Reply #63 on:** May 09, 2009, 06:27:29 PM »

"**** the tournament, and **** you, Walter!"

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #64 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:06:44 PM »

They think my tiny HP will make for an easy fight, but they can't touch this!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #65 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:23:28 PM »

They touched this.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #66 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:26:28 PM »

Luigison · « **Reply #67 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:50:57 PM »

"jelly bean" is my new hero. I'm a level lower, but I'm going to fight him just to see how I compare.

Phantom edit: And the result is... http://luigison.mybrute.com/fight/193229456

I took a little more than half off his meter, but that was due in part to my bear. After he trapped my bear it was soon over for me.

Glorb · « **Reply #68 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:22:35 PM »

I recently fought a dude who had below-average stats in everything and sevtnty-some health. The catch? He had TWO GOD[darn] BEARS. Of course, they were no match for my brute's superior everything-else.

Luigison · « **Reply #69 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:23:12 PM »

Yeah, a large arsenal of weapons and crazy speed is no match for a bear either. http://luigison.mybrute.com/fight/198209724

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #70 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:37:01 PM »

I have never won a fight against a bear trainer, or even seen a bear die. They are unstoppable unless you're the biggest BAMF Brute out there (aka jelly bean).

Glorb · « **Reply #71 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:43:46 PM »

Oh crap, that's a bear? Jeez, I thought the little brown guys were bears...

oh god

WarpRattler · « **Reply #72 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:06:24 PM »

I think jelly bean is just [darn] lucky he gets that flail first thing - bears are well-balanced compared to it. Even worse, imagine if I had one of those (even though I'm not playing any more because of not really caring about the game) and it was used in conjunction with the dash attack (and not blocked, dodged, or used to hit an animal).

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 21, 2009, 07:50:44 PM »

Hey guys, I got this new weapon... it's called a stick! Like a spear but without anything sharp at the end. I'm so glad I got this, now my chances of losing to a maniac with a dog and a wolf are increased!

Luigison · « **Reply #74 on:** May 21, 2009, 08:02:09 PM »

A wolf and a dog? I didn't know that was a possibility. If someone could get two bears they'd be nearly unstoppable.