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« on: October 01, 2003, 05:34:09 PM »
What would you do if you woke up and found an Xbox on your bed as if it was about to kill you?

I would grab it toss it at the wall then grab my golf club(yes I keep a little toy golf club in my room) and beat it insanely until it was wires and micro-chips.

Now what would you do if it happened to you?


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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2003, 06:13:04 PM »
Probably find one game for it I liked (Which I might have a really, really hard time doing), and play it until I get bored, then shove it in a closet, only displaying it when my shallow anti-NGC swim team comes over.

Come to think of it, now that the NGC is only $100 US, I might buy it...

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2003, 06:14:16 PM »
I would grab my GameCube then smash the X-Box then hang it on my celing as a punging bag.


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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2003, 06:17:45 PM »
 I would probably make a new screen name, create a signature that is similar to my own, and then begin to spam the forums about how much I hate the X-Box.

 But, that's only if I found one in my bed.

« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2003, 06:49:27 PM »
 I would wait til halloween, and instead of egging a house that the someone who is inside that didn't give me candy and throw it through their window.

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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2003, 06:54:07 PM »
This is obvious.  I'd sell it for money.

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2003, 07:35:46 PM »
Good one Markio! ;)

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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2003, 06:22:44 PM »
I'd use a copy machine on it a few times...then sell them...make a few hundred dollars...then buy a GC and some games...



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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2003, 06:28:24 PM »
I'd sell it. Heck, it's free.
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That was a joke.

« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2003, 07:12:26 PM »
I might buy Halo or Ninja Gaiden for it.

« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2003, 10:20:37 PM »
Ok, now what would you do if an evil Xbox that was holding an axe was following you while you're walking outside.

I would of hidden some where then grab the stupid thing rip it piece by piece and stuff it in the recycling bin then it would be melted down into tin cans.

What would you do?
Keep in mind I'll change the Evil Xbox ideas every once in a while.

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Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/4/2003 9:38:48 PM
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2003, 10:25:28 PM »
I would go up to it, ask it how it got arms to hold the ax, and it's arms would disappear like in cartoons.  Then I would sell it for money.

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2003, 12:50:44 PM »
I got over 300 posts! I've been here 3 months! ^v^

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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2003, 08:26:21 PM »
Now that "everybody" posted here's a new plot:

What would you do if you were in the store and you go up to the Electronics section and an Xbox was at the counter shooting at you and others with a machine gun.

I would run and try to dodge its pourly aimed shots, go behind it, grab it's gun, and shoot it 'til it was scraps. Then I would charge for people to buy it's parts.

What would you do?

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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2003, 09:02:40 PM »
Run to the camera section, grab a video camera, set it up, then, on film, I'd sneak up behind the x-box, grab the gun from it, and destroy the gun.  Then I'd sell the x-box for money.

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2003, 08:13:27 AM »
I would grab an ice pick and hit that X-Box.... HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT like there is no end!! I'd put the pieces in the blender, WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! THEN I TAKE OUT THE X-BOX PUREE AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND ................... [embarassed look] errr... sorry, I just got into the moment there....

(Grrr!! I really hate the X-Box!!)

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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2003, 08:22:08 AM »
Wake up - that can't happen in the real world. Then I'd probably drink about a 12 pack of caffeinated soda so that it NEVER happens again. Yes, that's it.

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« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2003, 05:54:02 PM »
You're talking to me aren't you? IT IS FICTION! Don't you have imagination!?!
And Hope(N Forever), that post was funny!

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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2003, 09:10:13 PM »
No, I don't - and that was meant to be a joke, man. I mean, I have a different imaginaton - one that does not allow me to see that scenario.

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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2003, 09:58:44 PM »
I over-analyze things in my imagination.  Like I'll think, 'I wonder what would happen if...' and then I would imagine a scene of it as if it had happened and see the chain reaction of events that would go on if that had happened... then I snap back into reality and realize that it had all never happened.

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2003, 06:33:15 PM »
Sorry, Steve. I thought you were insulting my imagination.

And Markio, I bet that has gotten you into trouble once or twice ,huh? ;)


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Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/9/2003 6:10:03 PM
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« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2003, 07:05:29 PM »
Um, I would run up behind and would throw it on the ground. I would take the gun and shoot itr until I was out of ammo then just smash it. I would then try to sell it for parts. The end...

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« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2003, 08:24:35 PM »
Sounds a little familiar...

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« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2003, 08:45:46 PM »
That was a joke.

« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2003, 09:14:07 PM »
YAAAAAAY!!! Go GC! Go GC!

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« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2003, 10:27:07 PM »
Okay next story:

You're walking through the dump for the heck of it, then you hear metal banging. Then all of a sudden an Xbox is running at you with a rusty bumper from an old car!

I would grab the nearest long metal object, and start fighting it Star Wars style then as soon as I see an opening I'll beat it with the tip of the pipe. Then I would grab it punch it in the gaping hole that is on the front then put it in the thing that mushes cars. Then I would grab it and hang it on a frame in my room and on the frame it says "Killed: Oct. 11 2003" MUAHAHAHAHAHA!



Now, what would you do?



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Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/11/2003 9:28:25 PM

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« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2003, 10:46:28 PM »
I'd stand there, him running at me, and step out of the way at the last second, and steal the bumper.  Then I would take the X-box and sell it for money.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2003, 10:53:39 PM »
Continuation to Markio's part:
Then as the guy that he sold the Xbox was puting the Evil Xbox up... It jumped out of his hands, grabed the cash register and chunked it at the guy and killed him. But a nickel flew out of the register and sliced the Xbox in half. THE END!

And Markio you like making profit of them don't you. ;)



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« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2003, 09:45:23 AM »
Hey, where's Hope(N Forever)?



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« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2003, 03:14:52 PM »
If an X-Box was ready to kill me, I would take an ax and cut it in half, then I would grab a chainsaw and SLICE IT!!! Then I'd grab an AK-47 assult rifle and shoot the heck out of it!! Then I would put the remaining pieces in an envelope, put a stamp on it then mail it to Microsoft.



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Edited by - nintendofreak on 10/12/2003 2:16:55 PM

Deezer was here.

« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2003, 03:17:54 PM »
LOL!

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